Game : Make up a rumour

[Shisen Kopf]

Debra used breast milk to make her cookies

Barry O

[Vastardikai]

Debra used breast milk to make her cookies

Barry O

Barry O was the Zodiac... Killer.

Zodiac (Ed Leslie version.)

[SenatorJPO]

"Zodiac" Ed Leslie kept saying "Yes! No! Yes! No!" because he was double-minded; and he floundered without Hogan because, "A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways."

Speaking of dichotomous people: Finn Balor

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Zodiac" Ed Leslie kept saying "Yes! No! Yes! No!" because he was double-minded; and he floundered without Hogan because, "A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways."

Speaking of dichotomous people: Finn Balor

He ran out of Demon Potion months ago. Kathy Kelly trying to brew but to no avail.

Joe McHugh.

[Vastardikai]

Joe McHugh helped beat up Tom Magee over a parking spot the other day.

The Zodiac (Barry Orton version, and look him up on YouTube while you are at it.)

[Helmsphere]

The Zodiac is really Randy Orton's Transgendered Father

PN News

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Zodiac is really Randy Orton's Transgendered Father

PN News

He grew up a slow baby slow baby yo! He ate paint chips and his raps where the shits.

Slow baby slow baby yo.

MENG!!!!

[Vastardikai]

Meng is right behind me as we speak, so I can't say anything mean about him, as I don't want to die.

Jim Cornette

[LibSuperstar]

Meng is right behind me as we speak, so I can't say anything mean about him, as I don't want to die.

Jim Cornette

Cornette went to a McDonald's once and they were out of cheeseburgers so he chased the workers around w/ a tennis racket.

Taka Michinoku

[Helmsphere]

My friend Craig once met Taka Michinoku and couldn't understand him, and believed he was constantly asking for What-A-Burger

Simon Gotch

[The MAC]

Thread revival :


The girl that James Ellsworth sent dick pics to is actually the illegitimate daughter of Shawn Michaels and Sunny.

Bray Wyatt

[xrodmuc316]

Rumor: Nia Jax only eats 1400 calories a day

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bray Wyatt paid off JoJo to pretend to be in a relationship to get cred with the boys.

Luke Harper

[Vastardikai]

Luke Harper is a master ventriloquist. He actually did the talking in all of the Bray Wyatt promos.

AJ Lee

[A.J.K]

Luke Harper is a master ventriloquist. He actually did the talking in all of the Bray Wyatt promos.

AJ Lee

AJ Lee was meant to debut as the long lost grandaughter of Bruce Lee.

D'lo Brown

[Anybody Thrilla]

D'Lo Brown wore his chest protector only to conceal a knife that he often threatened to stab his opponents with if they didn't sell properly for him.

Rick Martel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rick Martel's smile is what made the Grinch's heart grow three sizes.

Sting

[ClockShot]

Sting's a TV network executive. Time always runs out for a show whenever he shows up somewhere.

Kenny Omega.

[Vastardikai]

Kenny Omega has a body pillow that has Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII on it.

PCO

[My Final Heaven]

PCO wants to do an angle where he uses Bret Hart's jacket that he stole in 1995 to take his mojo, transforming into a new gimmick: "le tueur à gages".

Evan Karagias

[Mr. Nerfect]

Evan Karagias was actually the guy that beat Hulk Hogan during the New Blood/Millionaires Club feud, but no one was paying enough attention to notice.

The Sandman

[WinterDecay]

The guy who installed my kitchen floor told me that The Sandman from ECW actually has a deep fear of badgers.

"Iron" Mike Sharpe

[Mr. Nerfect]

"Iron" Mike Sharpe was literally made of iron. This is why he displayed such robotic tendencies outside the ring. He was a project launched to see if robot wrestlers could be a thing.

Chris Candido

[Cool King]

During the early years of his ECW career, Chris Candido also had a very short-lived porn career under the name "Chris Candildo".

Lance Storm.

[Franco Vazquez]

Lance Storm and Jericho hate each other because Storm told Jericho's wife about his affair with Kelly Kelly.

Mustafa Ali

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mustafa Ali and Lance Storm hate each other because Storm told Ali's wife about his affair with Kelly Kelly.

Kelly Kelly

[Vastardikai]

Kelly Kelly also had an affair with Lance Storm.

Joey Janella IS TRASH!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Joey Janella's really name is Joey Marella, but he is not the son of Gorilla Monsoon.

Rikishi

[My Final Heaven]

Contrary to his entrance music, Rikishi is not in fact a "Bad, Bad Man" but is rather a "Sad, Sad Man", having had a lifelong struggle with depression.

Ravishing Rick Rude

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ravishing Rick Rude almost got given the gimmick of "Radishman" Rick Rude, where he would bonk people over the head with a giant raddish.

Jack Tunney

[Vastardikai]

Jack Tunney covered up a sex scandal between Bad News Brown's mutant sewer rat and that possum he kept pulling out during the feud with Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Speaking of... Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jake Roberts paid an LSD-ridden scientist to trade places with him sometimes in the mid-90s when the scientist's attempts to communicate with dolphins failed, and Jake was upset that he was never going to get the top spot in the industry. He now lives on an island and goes by Bobby "The Dolphin Trainer" Smith.

Hardcore Holly

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vince McMahon ordered Hardcore Holly to call Michael Cole a shithead at WrestleMania2000.

Steve Mongo McMichael.

[Vastardikai]

Mongo's disappearance from WCW was due to getting kidnapped by the Godfather's Hos.

Will Ospreay

[Franco Vazquez]

Will Ospreay dated Paige when she was in the indies.

Stephanie McMahon

[The MAC]

Stephanie did NOT fuck Randy Savage




Randy Savage

[A.J.K]

Will Ospreay dated Paige when she was in the indies.

Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie McMahon wants to invite fans into the ring to stinkface them.

Natalya

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DISQUALIFIED! We're still on Randy Savage, yes we are. First name Macho Last name Man.

[Sixx]

Macho Man never did cocaine. His buddies gave him pixie sticks and lied it was coke, but it worked like placebo and that's why he was the way he was.

Buff Bagwell

[WinterDecay]

The woman that does my drywall told me that Buff Bagwell got engaged at the Best Buy in Peach Tree City, GA


Frenchy Martin

[Vastardikai]

Frenchy Martin gave Randy Savage pixie sticks, and told him it was cocaine.

Drake Maverick

[Big Vic]

Stephanie McMahon had sex with Drake Maverick.

Lars Sullivan

[Innovator]

Lars Sullivan videod it

Razar

[ClockShot]

Razar's favorite movie is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.

Uh...…..Dana Brooke.

[Sixx]

Dana Brooke forcefed her fiance, Dallas McCarver and that's why he choked to death.

New Jack

[Franco Vazquez]

New Jack is a nice guy

Candice Michelle

[Vastardikai]

Candice Michelle used a body double for the Skinemax porn she was in.

Playboy Buddy Rose

[Mr. Nerfect]

The blow-away diet really works!

Rhyno

[Sixx]

Rhyno's gimmick was originally to be that of a person with a severe drinking problem and his name was to be Whyno, but after the person behind the character drunkenly beat a child prostitute to death, Vince decided this is in way too poor taste, even for him.

Mike Awesome

[A.J.K]

Mike Awesome lost a bet with The Miz's dad ,which is why Miz is Awesome.

Billy Kidman.

[Franco Vazquez]

Billy Kidman is gay because there's no other reason why would you divorce a hottie like Torrie.

Apollo Crews

[ClockShot]

Apollo Crews is a Dentist on the side and LOVES to smile. Which is why we call him Smiley. :D


Rockstar Spud/Drake Maverick

[Sixx]

Rockstar Spud is a fetus in a wig, brought to life with electricity.

Heidenreich

[A.J.K]

Heidenreich actually had michael cole's consent.

Al Snow

[Vastardikai]

Al Snow beat up Keith Hackney backstage at UFC 4, then had sex with his wife.

Rasta the Voodoo Mon

[Helmsphere]

Even Rasta the Voodoo Mon, don't know who Rasta the Voodoo Mon is.

Dakota Kai

[Vastardikai]

Dakota Kai dated Rasta the Voodoo Mon, and knows that he is better known as Terry Tate: Office Linebacker.

Manny Fernandez

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Manny Fernandez was a highly decorated Vietnam Vet.

Cody.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cody's real name is Virgin Runnels.

Viscera

[Sixx]

Viscera was Chris Rock in a fat suit.

JBL

[Mr. Nerfect]

JBL was knocked out by Amy Weber in a bar fight.

Jimmy Wang Yang

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jimmy Wang Yang has to punch someone tonight every night before going to bed via a curse by his theme song.

Kimona Wannalaya

[Vastardikai]

Kimona Wannalaya is a trans-woman who used to be named Haywood Jablowme.


Captain Lou Albano.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Captain Lou Albano never wanted to be a manager, but Vince, Sr. had photos of him doing things in international waters.

Jeff Hardy

[Franco Vazquez]

Jeff Hardy quit drinking

Samoa Joe

[WinterDecay]

The guy who sold me the lightswitch covers for my home tole me that Samoa Joe was actually born in Ham Lake, Minnesota.


John Nord

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

His love for you is like a truck...BEZERKER!

Would you like some making fuck Bezerker?

STINGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Cool King]

Sting is a member of The Police.

TAKA Michinoku.

[Vastardikai]

Taka joined Suzuki-gun after Yamagucci-san tried to choppy choppy Suzuki's peepee, only for the katana to break.

Val Venis

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Val Venis was about to debut in WCW when Vince Russo said his catchphrase would be "hellooooooo men!"

Disco Inferno.

[Franco Vazquez]

Disco Inferno had sex in a car with Torrie Wilson.

Becky Lynch

[Vastardikai]

Becky Lynch's run as "The Man" stems from her love of pegging dudes.

Eugene

[WinterDecay]

My dermatologist's uncle told me that Eugene Dinsmore was a shoot , Nick Dinsmore was kayfabe.

Rob Conway

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rob Conway being a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion knocked at least 2 million dollars off the asking price Billy Corgan paid.

Dean Malenko.

[Helmsphere]

Dean Malenko nicknames "The Shooter" and "Man of 1000 Holds" were all coined to him by his former sexual parners.

D'Lo Brown

[The MAC]

D’lo and Droz are actually working this injury angle. It is second only to the Montreal screwjob

Rebecca Hickenbottom

[Sixx]

D’lo and Droz are actually working this injury angle. It is second only to the Montreal screwjob

Rebecca Hickenbottom

Rebecca Hickenbottom is actually married to Ted Nugent, but she doesn't know it.

Perry Saturn

[Vastardikai]

Saturn got his face tattoo by ripping it off of Mike Tyson's face.

Maria Kanellis

[asphyXy]

Mr. Perfect is alive.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Saturn got his face tattoo by ripping it off of Mike Tyson's face.

Maria Kanellis

Maria Kanellis is going to sue Brandi Rhodes for gimmick infringement.

Sasha Banks.

[Droford]

Impact wrestling is going to the Pursuit Outdoor Channel in January

Oh wait

[The MAC]

WWE's bad booking a psychological experiment to test the patience of the average wrestling fan.

Next : Cody Rhodes

[WinterDecay]

My grandmother's pharmacy technician told me that Cody Rhodes still used the Bunkhouse Stampede boot trophy as a diaper genie well ino his early 20s


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Bonnie Steamboat

[GD]

Vince MrMcMahon Jr. was alarmed by the increasing popularity of Rick Steamboat with respect to his background and conspired with Bonnie Steamboat to derail his momentum as Intercontinental Champion and ruining his chance at ever becoming WWF Heavyweight Champion.



Ranjin Singh.

[Vastardikai]

Ranjin Singh often wore stilts to wrestle as Great Khali. No one noticed.

Nyla Rose.

[FourFifty]

Nyla Rose is going to be managed by Dustin Runnels (as the name GolDustin) to capitalize on the LGBTQ+ community.

Curry Man