Official Nashvember Thread 2016

[Bad News Gertner]

Oh oh! It's that time again! Time for the greatest month of the Year! No I'm not talking about Black History Month. I'm talking about the month honouring the true innovator in the sport and a good God damn handsome man.

Happy Nashvember!!!!!


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[Bad News Gertner]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Someone should treat Nash about our celebration

[Simple Fan]

Truely a great time of the year.

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[Simple Fan]

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Life is too important to be taken seriously ~ K.S. Nash

** The following announcement will not be covered by the newspapers, TV news reports or more reliable sources such as the Wrestling Observer. The reason for this is a general fear of portraying Kevin Nash as a kind of cult leader, leading his minions into the BIG BOOT OF DOOM~! **

Last night, exactly 26 days after the birthday of Kevin Nash, the original members of "The Society", on the advisement of Brother Hughsy, jumped from the highest mountain of their village in a bid to reach the very summit of Kevin Nash's immensity. They were unsuccessful and there of course were unfortunate consequences. A number of conspiracy theories are circulating as to why these people made such a bold move:

By sacrificing themselves, they hoped to alter reality in an attempt to have historians recognise Big Sexy's 15 world title reigns, each one more record-setting than the last.

Other rumours have surfaced claiming that the followers grew disillusioned with Big Kev because of:

The Rating Dilemma - Nash cannot be overrated as no scale can truly measure Kevin Nash. Which left them with a problem - one could spend aeons just examining the delicate intricacies of the fabled Jacknife Powerbomb and end up getting nowhere.

Kevin Nash may well have booked WCW in a fashion that benefitted only his little buddies in the cruiserweight division and hence, was acting somewhat selfishly.

While Kevin Nash undoubtedly could attract 29,000 fans to MSG, it would be impossible to squeeze 'em all in. If Kevin Nash deceived them on this issue, could he have lied to them about others? Certainly not - but when we begin to question the teachings of our church, all is lost.

The Kevin Nash Is Awesome Society is dead but Nash worship will survive as long as there are midgets in the world.

Your better,
Kevin Nash.

[Simple Fan]

Whats there to say about our lord Kevin Nash?! A legend in the squared circle , Nash is credited with making modern wrestling popular. He has won numerous accolades in his career and has garnered fan support in the billions.

Kevin Nash was born a humble city boy in Detroit. The year was 1959. From the age of 0 , Nash learned how to 'Big Boot' from his great grandfather , a legendary warrior by the name of Twackzigib.

From there Nash , at the disapproval of his parents , continued his wrestling journey - falling in love with the sport. When Nash learned how to 'Suplex' at the age of 1, it became clear that Nash was born to entertain a generation.

Nash eventually evolved from student to teacher , murdering nobel warrior Twackzigib. Nash was ruthless - but hey , he killed Twackzigib in a very funny manner - so all is ok.

Nash next retreated to the harsh mountainous region of Harnediterr - where it is reported that he spent 40 days and 40 nights learning how to 'Bump'. Nash became battle hardened when a small platoon of Dwarves came to conquer him. However Nash devastated the Dwarves - also making fun of their height.

Nash returned to Detroit to find his parents gone. They had deserted him. Why? Who knows. Nash remained homeless for the next few years until the age of 11 when a priest by the name of Nanataggart rescued him from the sewers. From there Nash and Nanataggart developed a father-son relationship , Nanataggart helped Nash with his finance as well as helping Nash to record his first rap album.

Sales of 'NashMaster-Flash' were poor however and Nash again turned to wrestling. This time learning the fabled 'choke'. However again he was turned down. This time by promoter Xan Charkia. Nash next turned to bouncing - and proved successful at it. Nash masterfully utilised the 'Big Boot' and the 'Armdrag' to show those drunk bastards whos boss. At this time WCW came knocking - and Nash answered.

Years later , Kevin Nash , as Diesel , rose to the top of the sport becoming WWF champion. Nash reportedly drew 100,000 fans to see him every night though it was always misinterpreted as 10,000.

Kevin had to orchestrate the Curtain Call to save the WWF. His actions led to the rise in popularity of Steve Austin and DX who tried, but failed, to fill the immense void his absence left.

Around this time, Kevin set up his own wrestling school. His students included the Harris Brothers, Kronik and Goldberg. However they all failed to learn Nash's unique blend of 10% brawling, 61% charisma and 100% pure raw ability.

Nash however would continue to thrive. He left for WCW , formed the New World Order , and then booked WCW into oblivion in order to salvage WWE in preparation for his triumphant return in 2002.

Nash has one numerous titles and numerous accolades. He has garnered worldwide support and acclaim from fans and critics. The Kevin Nash story is one of hope , love , and deterimination.

Kevin Nash - we salute you!

[Simple Fan]

Kevin Nash facts way better than Curt Hawkins facts.

If it wasn't for Nash, John Cena wouldn't be where he is today.

While Hulk Hogan carries matches, Kevin Nash carries industries.

Kevin Nash deserves his own forum, which in turn should have it's own fan forum.

Nash should have 15 DVDs, one for each WWF World title reign.

Randy Orton can't be known as a legend killer till he defeats Big Kev, in other words it won't happen.

It's not considered stealing if it helps to spread the word of Kevin Nash.

the nWo folded after Nash left, just goes to prove that Nash is the nWo

Nash frowns upon F4W and other "news" sites, if we want any information he wants us to go to him.

What is The Matrix? Nash is...

There is no Kevin-Nash-Facts website because no server will provide us with unlimited bandwidth

If Kevin Nash was in the Marine, both the price of the book and the sales would double.

Kevin Nash pointed John Cena towards the Fountain of Eternal Youth, Cena is in fact in his late 40s.

Kevin Nash wrote The Marine, he uses a writer alias.

Kevin Nash acts as an omnipotent idol in his spare time.

Kevin Nash's hair led to the last wrestling boom.

Dave Meltzer recognises the power of Diesel.

Chuck Norris started the facts phenomenon as a way of compensating for his inferiority around Big Kev.

Nash doesn't move, the world moves around him.

Kevin is soley responsible for Aurora-Rose-Levesque.

The critics are right , Nash cant wrestle for shit. Wrestling is 'a physical struggle between two men'.

Nash is credited with booking WCW into oblivion , this was a rare show of mercy by Nash - allowing WWE to gain the upper hand.

[Simple Fan]

Despite other people's beliefs, Kevin Nash is the main star of The Longest Yard, everything else is just filler material until he appears on screen again

Nash shot J.R.

Rome really was built in a day , it was all Kevins doing.

Nash can run around the world and Big Boot himself in the back of the head.

Kevin Nash was the first man to have an itch on the part of your back you cant scratch.
So he invented the stick.

The wheel is round , but not if Kevin had it his way.

Kevin Nash would still be taller than you if you were both lying horizontally. This is a hypothetical scenario of course because Kevin Nash would never lay down for you.

Kevin Nash's extraordinary star-making efforts with Rey Mysterio inspired Hulk Hogan to take a similar approach with Billy Kidman. Unsurprisingly, Hogan failed to replicate Nash's success.

The 'X' in X-Divison has always stood for Kevin Nash.

The Giant was never in any danger when he received the Jacknife. If Nash wanted to kill him, he would have used his precision elbow onslaught.

It was actually Kevin Nash who brought the Shooting Star Press to North America. He then sold it to Billy Kidman out of pity.

Kurt Angle's late 2005 killer heel persona wasn't inspired by MMA but by a trademark Kevin Nash yawn.

On October 22 2005, Kevin Nash didnt experience chest pains - chest pains experienced Kevin Nash.

Kevin Nash has never lost a shoot-fight.

[Simple Fan]

Featured Nash Quote:
I drove a golf ball 572 yards. Longest drive ever. I remember one time I was at Augusta, the guys were getting ready for the Masters. Tiger Woods, walking out to hit a bucket of balls. I looked at him and said "Man, that's all you ever do is practice. Practice, practice, practice." Tiger looked at me and he goes "Well if I had your talent, Nash, I wouldn't have to practice so much.

[The CyNick]

I've never seen a Nash interview where I didn't come away saying I agree with everything he just said.

[owenbrown]

My quads are tearing in anticipation.

[Bad News Gertner]

Owenbrown is banned from this thread

[Evil Vito]

Roman Reigns wishes he could be as cool as Kevin Nash.

[Theo Dious]

Scott Hall is only still alive because Death needs Nash's permission to take him.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I gave a Jackknife powerbomb to like 10 children lastnight who came to my door for candy.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

in anticipation of course.

[Mercenary]

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[JimmyMess]

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[Black Widow]

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Bring him to SD

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Nash is currently celebrating Nashvember by relaxing in a hammock being waited on by a harem of busty blondes. He might remain there the rest of the month.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Someone needs to tweet this thread to Nash. His response would be the highlight of my life

[KIRA]

Tis the season
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as usual in his honor I will refrain from any and all quad jokes.

[owenbrown]

Owenbrown is banned from this thread

DON'T CATTLE PROD AND FINGERPOKE OF DOOM ME, BRO!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Owen your attempts at ruining this thread are futile. Much like your penis.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Yeah I called yr penis futile. #dealwithit

[Bad News Gertner]

He has an "innie"

[Droford]

Nash should show up at Survivor Series and big lazy bomb Goldberg so we can have Kevin Nash vs Goldberg at Mania

[Bad News Gertner]

It's very hard for me to celebrate Nashvember with news of the death of CHW

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Nash is considering purchasing the rights to CHW

[Sepholio]

NASH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S THE HERO OF THE UNIVERSE!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Whoever unstickied this will rot for eternity in hell.

Happy Nashvember!

[Sepholio]

I was also wondering which jackass had the gall to unsticky this annual tradition. Whoever it is is going on the list.

[Bad News Gertner]

Um why was this unstickied

[Bad News Gertner]

Probably Anybody Thrilla like every year

[Bad News Gertner]

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Nash upon receiving news that his thread was unstickied

[Bad News Gertner]

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[Heisenberg]

Coming in hot like Diesel powerbombing Backlund into oblivion, thy thread shall be sticky icky.

[Bad News Gertner]

Friend of Nashvember

[slik]

I have re-stickied this thread

SMH at Mod Abuse

[Mercenary]

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[Heisenberg]

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Elizabeth looked so happy in this. I always remember the timid version of her. nWo Wolfpac in da HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[owenbrown]

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[owenbrown]

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[owenbrown]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Owenbrown is banned

[Simple Fan]

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[Simple Fan]

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Its Nashvember dude which means it Quadricep Tear Awareness month and your meme sucks.
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[DAMN iNATOR]

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Owenbrown, under authorization from TPWWPD Chief Triple A and Captain Heisenberg, I officially serve you with an official "Official Nashvember Thread" Trespass Warning ticket, and warn you that any violations by future posting in this thread between now and the end of Wednesday, November 30th, 2016 will result in your arrest and prosecution, with each future post punishable by up to 1 year in TPWW County Jail and/or a $50,000 fine.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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LOVE that theme. The harmonica parts really sell it for me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Super Shredder will be on the next episode of the TNMT Nick Series!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Wishbone]

Another year of you heathens praising this false prophet! When will you all see the light and find your lord and savior Jim Duggan?! Denounce your pagan holidays and rejoice as Duggancember is but weeks away! Duggan be praised! Ho Ho Hoooooo!

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[Wishbone]

Behold! Our lord and savior doth love all creatures! Even the lowly chimp!

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[Wishbone]

For he is the one and only true king of kings!

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Drink it in man so you don't make it on the list. Jericholics unite for Y2January.

[RP]

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[RP]

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[Bad News Gertner]

This is the best Nashvember thread yet!

[Cool King]

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[RP]

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[Blue Demon]

I'm going to tear quads in his honour all month.

[Heisenberg]

Steamboat can suck a fart, that poll is rigged

[DAMN iNATOR]

Drink it in man so you don't make it on the list. Jericholics unite for Y2January.

Please. Everyone knows #Rocktoberfest is where it's at after (rank-wise, not chronologically) #Nashvember!

[owenbrown]

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Owenbrown, under authorization from TPWWPD Chief Triple A and Captain Heisenberg, I officially serve you with an official "Official Nashvember Thread" Trespass Warning ticket, and warn you that any violations by future posting in this thread between now and the end of Wednesday, November 30th, 2016 will result in your arrest and prosecution, with each future post punishable by up to 1 year in TPWW County Jail and/or a $50,000 fine.

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[DAMN iNATOR]

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PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, OR WE WILL USE FORCE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretending to be TPWW Forum Police is a serious offense Goober.

[Bad News Gertner]

Woooooo Nashvember!!!!

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Nash would be a better President than Donald Trump.

[Bad News Gertner]

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[KIRA]

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[Theo Dious]

Kevin Nash would be a better President than Donald Trump.

Nash would be a better president than anyone who has ever been president of run for president.

[Sixx]

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Owenbrown, under authorization from TPWWPD Chief Triple A and Captain Heisenberg, I officially serve you with an official "Official Nashvember Thread" Trespass Warning ticket, and warn you that any violations by future posting in this thread between now and the end of Wednesday, November 30th, 2016 will result in your arrest and prosecution, with each future post punishable by up to 1 year in TPWW County Jail and/or a $50,000 fine.

to be fair this post is worse than that meme, sorry.

[Cool King]

Kevin Nash would be a better President than Donald Trump.

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[KIRA]

I was challenged to say something positive about Kevin Nash's in-ring work.

He worked the big man style well.

[Sepholio]

Fail

[Sepholio]

Next time put more effort into it. Nash deserves better.

[Sepholio]

Nash was the best big man ever. No one is even close to his greatness. I'd say he is in a league oh his own but he is too great to be contained in a league of any kind because he would simply transcend it.

[KIRA]

Next time put more effort into it. Nash deserves better.

What? That's really high praise considering how often Vince (wrestling in general really) gives us sentient giant piles of in ring garbage.

See DDP vs the Machine

Giant Gonzales

Giant Silva

Every thing the Great Khali has ever done

Trytan TNA

[Damian Rey 2.0]

His power bomb to Orton inside eliminating chamber was one of the greatest Jackknife power bombs I've ever seen

[Simple Fan]

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[Simple Fan]

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[KIRA]

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I posted this last Nashvember

[Curtis]

President Nash would miss of his term with a quad injury

[Curtis]

"Vice president" Scott Hall.

[Curtis]

Secretary of State Hulk Hogan...wait I can actually see that happening.


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"You know something brother you better stay out of our business or these marines with 24 inch pythons are gonna run wild on you!"


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"Brother youre messing with the wrong g-ay - g-uy !"


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[Blue Demon]

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[Evil Vito]

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Nash is just being polite. He knows it wouldn't have been a fair fight had he run himself.

[Evil Vito]

President Nash would miss of his term with a quad injury

Leave the Nashvember thread

[Evil Vito]

I would have sex with Kevin Nash and I'm not even gay.

[Bad News Gertner]

God damn right

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who has more sex appeal -- Kevin Nash or Kevin Owens?

[slik]

Tom Phillips looks like a kid eating at the adult table for Christmas r/n. Please either get rid of someone or get a longer announce table @ WWE

[Evil Vito]

Nashvember is almost over :(

[Bad News Gertner]

I wish every month was Nashvember

[Evil Vito]

Nashvember is a celebratory month but on the 30th day I feel compelled to mourn.

[Simple Fan]

Has been a great Nashvember and I hope every one had a nice Nashgiving.

[Emperor Smeat]

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