WWE RAW 11/28 feat. The BOSS vs The Queen, JeriKO, New Day vs Team Du Jour, and some other boring stuff

[Emperor Smeat]

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WWE Raw preview, Nov. 28, 2016: Title clash in Flair Country

Monday Night Raw emanates from Charlotte, N.C., where Charlotte Flair defends the Raw Women’s Championship in her birthplace and namesake city against Sasha Banks. Will Flair keep her crown in this Queen City showdown? Also on Raw, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson look to keep Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day from becoming the longest-reigning tandem titleholders in history.

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[slik]

Raw Preview : Quick Hits



Raw Women’s Championship collision in The Queen City (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-11-28#full-detail-40015166)
Is the sun setting on The New Day? (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-11-28#full-detail-40015169)
An altogether different “Gift of Jericho” (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-11-28#full-detail-40015173)
The Brian Kendrick’s Swann song (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-11-28#full-detail-40015177)
Nude awakening for Enzo Amore & Big Cass (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-11-28#full-detail-40015181)




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[Ruien]

Not sure if I will bother watching tonight. Arg. Probably going to read instead. That is how exciting Raw has been.

[Black Widow]

Yeah gonna finally start Jessica Jones.

Fuck Raw!

[ClockShot]

MERGE THE THREADS!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm thinking about drunk watching.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's not a PPV and it is Charlotte's hometown. Think they'll randomly switch the belt?

[ClockShot]

Which thread is the official thread?

Confused at the moment.

[Emperor Smeat]

Find it a bit funny both RAW and Smackdown last week went with the same "guy banned from ringside" stip for the main events and both ended with the banned person's guy still winning the match.

[Droford]

The mat shouldn't be blue on Raw

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, so Jericho interfered in a match he was banned from? Aren't there going to be consequences for that?

[Dark One]

Place your bets on how long before I lose the will to live while watching WWE Monday Night Raw.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The intro to RAW almost made the title picture seem like it was about Kevin Owens.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It says something when I'm a wrestling fan but I didn't know Seth Rollins did a dive off the balcony last week. These guys are killing themselves for no one.

[Mercenary]

I would support a Jericho title run

[Emperor Smeat]

Place your bets on how long before I lose the will to live while watching WWE Monday Night Raw.

9:25pm. Show would only be almost half over by then.

[ClockShot]

Place your bets on how long before I lose the will to live while watching WWE Monday Night Raw.

Just stick it out until Braun Strowman.

[Mercenary]

Place your bets on how long before I lose the will to live while watching WWE Monday Night Raw.

Maybe you shouldn't watch if you detest it that much? Just a thought

[ClockShot]

Raw's the B-Show.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "that was Sin Cara wearing a Jericho mask"

[ClockShot]

Put it on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Jericho should do tonight's WWE Shop promo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is really bad improv comedy.

[Savio]

Is Jericho not going to be reprimanded for interfering?

[Dark One]

This is really bad improv comedy.

That's it. YOU'RE ON THE LIST.

[ClockShot]

Is Jericho not going to be reprimanded for interfering?

Doubt it. Steph and Foley ain't that smart.

[Dark One]

If Seth Rollins was a real man, he'd slide down the LED Ramp on a gurney at the end of the show.

[Dark One]

Doubt it. Steph and Foley ain't that smart.

I would 100% believe that Mick Foley 100% believes that it was Sin Cara in a Chris Jericho mask.

[Mercenary]

This is really bad improv comedy.

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[Dark One]

"With the look on Chris Jericho's face, I'm guessing Roman Reigns is an uninvited guest on the Highlight Reel."

With the look on the crowd's face, I'm guessing Roman Reigns is an uninvited guest in the arena.

[ClockShot]

To the point, Roman. While we're young.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Emperor Smeat]

Meh. They really are going with a Reigns-Owens feud for the title and probably just break up JeriKO as a throw-away thing.

[KIRA]

Alright here to torture myself for 3HRS and question my life choices

[Dark One]

Oh god damnit, the awkward crowd close-ups are already starting.

[Dark One]

That's what you want.

The crowd booing your potential PPV main event.

[Mercenary]

"With the look on Chris Jericho's face, I'm guessing Roman Reigns is an uninvited guest on the Highlight Reel."

With the look on the crowd's face, I'm guessing Roman Reigns is an uninvited guest in the arena.

Ha!

[Savio]

Doubt it. Steph and Foley ain't that smart.

Wow if nothing happens than it is awful booking.

[Dark One]

I will say that I do appreciate them saying things like "Hopefully GM Mick Foley approves this match!" to add a sense of authority/realism when people make random matches in the ring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Somewhere along the line the WWE thought that because they are booking for children, their wrestlers should act like children.

[Mercenary]

That's what you want.

The crowd booing your potential PPV main event.

No one is gonna watch it any ways

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Roman Reigns asking for a match for a match. Fuck's sake.

[Dark One]

Wow if nothing happens than it is awful booking.

This is the same company that spent months building up to Shane McMahon being banished from WWE again if he lost at Wrestlemania, only to give him a show.

Do you really expect anything to come from a stipulation they spent one hour building?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Foley says "No. I'm not having a champion lose on my show tonight."

[Dark One]

Lol, Roman Reigns asking for a match for a match. Fuck's sake.

Hey, man, Hunter called out Sting to show up to answer him being called out at a PPV to be called out for a match two months later.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman Reigns, as robotic as he is, was actually the better promo there. Right up until he stepped over his "Spoiler alert" line. Groan.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hey, man, Hunter called out Sting to show up to answer him being called out at a PPV to be called out for a match two months later.

Oh well, at least they're consistently feeble.

[Emperor Smeat]

Roman needs a new catchphrase since "The Guy" is a huge bust. Never going to get constantly cheered with it regardless how hard the WWE tries.

Him goading Owens into a title shot was basically the same way he randomly got involved for the US title feud.

[KIRA]

lovers spat

[ClockShot]

And it's all over.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Droford]

R False

[Mercenary]

I hate Goldust's face paint design.

[KIRA]

I will say that I do appreciate them saying things like "Hopefully GM Mick Foley approves this match!" to add a sense of authority/realism when people make random matches in the ring.

That stupid coat undermines any authoritative air Foley might wield

[Triple A]

They should do an angle where Goldust "comes on to" Braun Strowman and he "freaks out" (via homophobia) a la Ahmed Johnson vs. Goldust feud

[Droford]

Can't wait for Reigns vs Stromsn after Reigns wins the belt

[ClockShot]

Goldust about to be retired.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why not just use a local jobber if Braun is back doing meaningless squashes. At least there would be the possibility for a funny pre-interview segment ... nevermind Sami suddenly arrived.

[KIRA]

Pick a finisher Goddamnit

[ClockShot]

Go away Foley, I want blood...........again.

[Emperor Smeat]

Foley really hates Braun using Sami as a ring post decoration

[Dark One]

They apparently remembered Braun had some finishers.

[Triple A]

Why did they go to commercial

[Triple A]

They should do an angle where Mick Foley gradually "goes insane" and starts tearing out his hair again (a la Mick Foley "multiple personality" gimmick... but maybe not I guess... seems bad... nvm)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Braun Strowman looked pretty good there. He seems like he's getting comfortable. I liked the powerslam to end things. Sami is there to make him look good and that's what Sami is good for.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho and Owens pulling the wool over everyone's eyes again. They'll have a lovers quarrel each week -- and look like high school girls -- but they'll always help each other. No one will watch, but they will keep being "entertaining."

[Mr. Nerfect]

That whole opening segment was kind of redundant, wasn't it? Like, what was the main event going to be before that was announced? Couldn't they just go with that match and open with the Braun/R-Truth stuff?

[Emperor Smeat]

Foley-Sami has been just a shitter version of Miz-Bryan so far.

[Droford]

Sami for Miz trade

[ClockShot]

Go to Smackdown, Sami. We'll put ya to good use.

[Dark One]

It has been 35 minutes and this is the first thing to really happen.

[KIRA]

Mick Foey all the yelling in the world won't erase the fact that you have become nothing but Stephanie's cock warmer

[slik]

mick foley sucks and is boring

[Droford]

She's losing

[Dark One]

I like that they did that in the ring via "interrupting a Foley interview" rather than doing an overproduced backstage segment in the Authority's office. Makes it seem more real/raw.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can't wait to see that Sami Zayn vs. Mankind match.

[ClockShot]

Couldn't help but stare at the zit/dimple on Charlotte's chin.

Mad annoying for such a pretty face.

[slik]

if this was sd r/n the miz would be cutting a sweet promo on the rock's candy ass

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stephanie McMahon burying people indirectly via Mick. "She wanted you fired." That's your worth, Sami.

[slik]

goldust should dress up as belle and keep calling braun 'beast'

[slik]

bo dallas if he dropped a few pounds could then be the french candlestick guy

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Sami Zayn doing his best to have face connotations and to try and relate to the people with his tone and posturing, but the content of his promo was that of an ungrateful brat. This is the problem with writers. They probably wank over "the emotional arc" of Sami Zayn, but ultimately what it should be is Sami wants to fight Braun, Mick thinks it's a mismatch and wants to protect Sami, Zayn says "Nah, man, remember how no one believed in you -- don't be that guy" and Foley says "Sweet, kid, you got it."

[slik]

mark henry returns as Miss Potts and sings "A Tale As Old As Time" next on RAW

[Mr. Nerfect]

Chris Jericho vs. Sin Cara is the best feud in WWE and they aren't even feuding.

[Dark One]

It is now 40 minutes in, and the only noteworthy thing to occur was Zayn and Foley yelling at each other--barring the Jericho/KO bromance actually being over in a 30 second backstage segment.

[Dark One]

Chris Jericho vs. Sin Cara is the best feud in WWE and they aren't even feuding.

I disagree.

Best feud in WWE is easily Crowd vs Show.

[Dark One]

Save_US.Cedric.

[Dark One]

Oh. He's from Charlotte. Going to lose.

[Dark One]

I do like Tony Nese though, so Cedric jobbing in his hometown would be okay.

I fully expect Ho Ho Lun to come down and end the match in a no contest just to find a way to make me hate my life more.

[Dark One]

Or they could start a Cedric Alexander / Alicia Fox romance angle. That'd also do it.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE was really dumb with how they handled the road to Live 205. Kept the Cruisers on RAW but division itself ended up getting soft split anyways since they need guys to travel with the Smackdown crew for taping reasons.

[KIRA]

Nesse has a toned ass...thats how bored Ive become

[Droford]

Lol wwe loves jobbing guys out in their hometown

[Triple A]

Oh. He's from Charlotte. Going to lose.

jeez

[KIRA]

It s not like anybody will remember this little alliance by next week

[Dark One]

Can't wait for the rematch in a week with Alicia Fox at ringside to counter Gulak.

[Dark One]

Oh. He's from Charlotte. Going to lose.

jeez

At least it was to Tony Nese and not Ho Ho Lun.

[KIRA]

Can't wait for the rematch in a week with Alicia Fox at ringside to counter Gulak.

Alicia Fox would save this whole fucking show

[Mr. Nerfect]

AR Fox to come in Alicia's brother and help out Cedric.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lol wwe loves jobbing guys out in their hometown

And then they wonder why ticket sales start declining after a while for shows. At least when WCW was around, they usually pulled that stuff with only Ric Flair for reasons unexplained.

[Mr. Nerfect]

EDIT: Cedric Alexander losing in his hometown creates a story about revenge. See, people will like him because they feel sorry for him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

New Day wins for sure tonight, but I'm guessing in two weeks on (New) Day 477, a surprise team shows up and shocks everyone to win the titles.

[Dark One]

AR Fox to come in Alicia's brother and help out Cedric.

Close, but in actuality Shelton Benjamin's mama is going to make her shocking debut, and it will be revealed that Alexander is his middle name, and he's actually Cedric Alexander Benjamin.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm really glad the WWE are recapping what happened less than an hour ago, because smart phones have really limited my memory over the years.

[Dark One]

This happened not even a fucking hour ago. Come on.

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or is there a new backstage girl every week?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I disagree.

Best feud in WWE is easily Crowd vs Show.

I dunno...Show does no-sell Crowd pretty well.

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like that driver just lost his tip for tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is it just me, or is there a new backstage girl every week?

I thought that interview chick was on last week but I could be wrong.

[KIRA]

Yes Jericho Stare at your sworn enemy who wants to tear your head off

[Dark One]

Seth Rollins learned his tactics from a year of being ambushed by Dean Ambrose from every possible location.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dear Mick Foley,

Please book Rollins v. Y2J in a Parking Lot Brawl later tonight.

P.S. -- Falls Count Anywhere is also acceptable.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hate to be the person who owns that car. Should have whoever owned it randomly come out screaming "why."

Extra points if Sid just suddenly showed up.

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[ClockShot]

That was one of the worst parking lot fights I've seen.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It was very nice of Chris Jericho and Seth Rollins not to destroy that car they were fighting on. Now they can re-use it for another parking lot brawl, saving the company $15,000. Smart.

[slik]

Jericrack makes a big return on #RAW this week

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seth Rollins using the Pedigree still is brilliant. It keeps Triple H in everybody's minds, so that when he returns and stops Seth Rollins from winning the Royal Rumble, people won't have forgotten what he did to Rollins months ago.

[KIRA]

Sasha died weeks ago at Hell in the Cell and I for one am appalled that Vince is clearly using the dark arts to operate her lifeless corpse.

[Emperor Smeat]

Legit thought there was going to be a random commercial break when Cole did that awkward pause during Sasha's entrance.

[ClockShot]

They're doing this now?

I'd figure 10 o'clock hour for the women's title match.

[KIRA]

FUCK ME THIS IS JUST NOW THE END OF THE FIRST HOUR.

[ClockShot]

So, is Ric Flair around tonight? Or does he still have outstanding warrants in North Carolina?

[KIRA]

I'm still struggling with how assembly line all the main belts look

[Emperor Smeat]

This might be the longest 10 count ever

[Droford]

Referee can't count to 10 it seems

[Ruien]

Lol 8.

[Triple A]

I'm still struggling with how assembly line all the main belts look

Seems like after everyone "creamed themselves" with how "sweet" the original new women's title looked, they just said "Let's just make every title look like that from now on"

Also confusing that everyone had such a negative reaction to the look of the Universal title when everyone seemed to "love" the women's title considering they are basically the same thing

[Ruien]

At least Cole played it off by saying the ref was being nice and giving them extra time.

[ClockShot]

Restart the match, no countout, no DQ, blah blah blah.

[Ruien]

Lol. The feud is going to end on Raw? Silly Mick.

[KIRA]

Foley about to challenge for the RAW women's title....or not.

[Emperor Smeat]

This is such a mess right now.

:lol: rest break in between redoing the match.

[Dark One]

Place your bets on how long before I lose the will to live while watching WWE Monday Night Raw.

The answer was 67 minutes.

[ClockShot]

WAIT?! WRESTLERS GET A BREAK IN BETWEEN MATCHES?

WHAT HOOLABALOO IS THIS?!

[DAMN iNATOR]

And the match can't be restarted right now because WHY?! :wtf:

[Savio]

I would say ban Dana from ringside but that apparently means nothing.

[Sepholio]

Time out.

[Dark One]

I would say ban Dana from ringside but that apparently means nothing.

She would dress up as Snoop Dogg and attack her.

[ClockShot]

That pretty much just sealed it up for the night.

Have a good night everybody.

[Emperor Smeat]

She would dress up as Snoop Dogg and attack her.

Or Snoop Dogg dressed as Dana :shifty:

[Sepholio]

We don't have enough content to fill all 3 hours! Shit! Wait I got it! We will just have the same match twice and spin it with context so people don't notice! It's genius!

[Evil Vito]

Hoping for Zayn to go to SmackDown as a result of this spat with Foley. That's where he should have been drafted in the first place.

Give Raw Kalisto or something - another guy who's currently on the wrong show.

[Emperor Smeat]

USA Network missed a great opportunity on having WWE's Swagger play the guy named Swagger on their new Shooter tv series.

[Dark One]

Guys.

It's been almost an hour and a half, and we've had a Braun squash, a short Cruiserweight match, and a Women's Title match aborted after three minutes.

[Sepholio]

Roman reigns is gonna beat owens at roadblock for the universal title and then he's going to knockout the women's champ with a superman punch while wearing a wig and win that title and then merge all his titles into the wwe unisexual states championship and and and and and

[Evil Vito]

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DAMN iNATOR]

Seems like after everyone "creamed themselves" with how "sweet" the original new women's title looked, they just said "Let's just make every title look like that from now on"

Also confusing that everyone had such a negative reaction to the look of the Universal title when everyone seemed to "love" the women's title considering they are basically the same thing

Yeah but even the belt now referred to as the RAW Women's Championship is basically a clone of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship that Randy Orton originally won by unifying the WWE and WHC.

The anger is because quite a few of the belts these days look the same, and it looks lackadaisical and lazy on the part of WWE, which it seems like it is. After all, the overall product is suffering, so Vince probably figures why give a fuck how his company's belts look? It's not like he can time travel back to 1998.

[Droford]

Why not vs Big Cass this week

[Savio]

We don't have enough content to fill all 3 hours! Shit! Wait I got it! We will just have the same match twice and spin it with context so people don't notice! It's genius!

2 entrances fill up time.... looking for this to become a trend now in WWE.

[Sepholio]

I think the universal title would look fucking fantastic if it was a shiny black leather or vinyl belt with everything else the same. The red leather belt is awful.

[Dark One]

Why not vs Big Cass this week

They're not in Bulgaria for Rusev to do the hometown job.

[Evil Vito]

Guys.....Rusev gets to have sex with Lana. Like, all the time. At least a few times a week probably while they're still considered newlyweds.

GOAT

[DAMN iNATOR]

Guys.

It's been almost an hour and a half, and we've had a Braun squash, a short Cruiserweight match, and a Women's Title match aborted after three minutes.

Most of RAW so far has been an abortion, not just the Women's Championship match.

[KIRA]

Somebody tell me how people go to this fucking live show does it not just drag on live?(crowd chanting suggest it does) if so why do you waste your money?

[Triple A]

Feels like every time they cut to the crowd, it is either a woman or black person. That is cool I guess. #diversity

[Savio]

That's PG

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

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[Droford]

Seems to not be pg

[KIRA]

Wow thats wow

[Ruien]

LOL Rusev is awesome.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why not vs Big Cass this week

They fought (if you can call it that) last week and it ended in like 90 seconds when Rusev made Cass submit to The Accolade.

[Droford]

Somebody tell me how people go to this fucking live show does it not just drag on live?(crowd chanting suggest it does) if so why do you waste your money?

3 hours goes by faster i think

But the commercial breaks suck

[Ruien]

I don't think he will talk about Lana again.

[Triple A]

jobber ass Enzo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Push Rusev!

[Dark One]

81 minutes in, nothing has changed.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

205live tomorrow! Can you handle it?!

[Triple A]

New Day vs. Gallows and Anderson

[Sepholio]

Somebody tell me how people go to this fucking live show does it not just drag on live?(crowd chanting suggest it does) if so why do you waste your money?

I thought the same thing until I went. There's an energy you feel when you're there that the television just cannot convey. Even house shows with shitty lineups are great experiences. Seeing the Bo-train in what may have ended up being the last time he ever did it and being a part of that was epic as fuck.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rusev is such a good heel. He manages to get booed even when he is defending the honor of a woman who just got sexually harassed.

[Droford]

Donald Trump should buy RAW again so there wouldn't be any commercials

[DAMN iNATOR]

3 hours goes by faster i think

But the commercial breaks suck

3 hours < 2 hours, but is Droford Math > Steiner Math?

[Dark One]

Me right now:

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[Savio]

Rusev is such a good heel. He manages to get booed even when he is defending the honor of a woman who just got sexually harassed.

lol right?

[Ruien]

They fought (if you can call it that) last week and it ended in like 90 seconds when Rusev made Cass submit to The Accolade.

Wait really? Rusev beat Cass? I don't remember this. Guess they have not given up on Rusev then.

[Droford]

Mark Henry as strip club bouncer #1

He's practically the Miz now

[Savio]

Titus corpsing, lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's nice to see those children are really into the Enzo & Cass act. Showing them cheering the "stuffing her turkey" line is great for getting other children in-line for the harmless misogyny of WWE.

[Sepholio]

Donald trump should win the us title from Roman reigns in a 3 round street fight. They should have judges score it like a boxing match and award trump the win at the end. Then Roman reigns hires David otunga as his lawyer and files for a recount of the judges scores and it turns out Vince sabotaged the count because trump bribed him.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: hyping up Henry's big role in the film being just him getting his ass kicked.

[Droford]

Rich Swann is basically Kofi Kingston

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noam Dar should win this match so there's a contender set up after him.

[Evil Vito]

Said it before and I'll say it again - Rich Swann's theme needs to play for the duration of his matches like New Jack.

[Evil Vito]

Noam Dar is boring as fuck, however.

[Savio]

Mark Henry as strip club bouncer #1

He's practically the Miz now

Wonder how he fares up in 60 shades of Kevin Bacon now.

[Droford]

Noam Dar backwards is Rad Man..almost

[Sepholio]

I think it's their mannerisms and motion but I see a lot of Finn Balor in Noam dar.

[Ruien]

Donald trump should win the us title from Roman reigns in a 3 round street fight. They should have judges score it like a boxing match and award trump the win at the end. Then Roman reigns hires David otunga as his lawyer and files for a recount of the judges scores and it turns out Vince sabotaged the count because trump bribed him.

Haha that would be amazing. Has the current president ever been on Raw?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They are buddies.

[Sepholio]

Brian Kendrick just pwned Byron saxton.

[Savio]

Love Kendrick.

[Evil Vito]

Don't call Byron Saxton a quitter, Kendrick. He got eliminated from NXT Redemption fair and square.

[Dark One]

Dear diary,

Ninety minutes in, Rich Swann has appeared. I have some hope now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Haha that would be amazing. Has the current president ever been on Raw?

GW Bush sent in a a few videoes for Tribute For the Troops as did Obama. Obama, McCain and Hillary sent in videos in 2008.

[Dark One]

Don't call Byron Saxton a quitter, Kendrick. He got eliminated from NXT Redemption fair and square.

He did also manage to walk down the turnpike to get to the hotel after JBL and Cole abandoned him.

[Droford]

Noam Dar kinda reminds me of Dean Malenko

[Sepholio]

Haha that would be amazing. Has the current president ever been on Raw?

Not to my knowledge. The bribe could be revealed to be naming Linda McMahon commerce secretary. What a twist. Is it real or is just wrassling? Bwahahaha. It's ratings!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait really? Rusev beat Cass? I don't remember this. Guess they have not given up on Rusev then.

Disregard. I somehow remembered incorrectly. He and Amoré fought last week and Rusev was the one who submitted. My apologies.

[Droford]

Haha that would be amazing. Has the current president ever been on Raw?

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/522a2049e4b0a0ce717e990c/t/5466fd2ce4b0e6c69c5a880e/1416035632307/

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He did also manage to walk down the turnpike to get to the hotel after JBL and Cole abandoned him.

Was that a deleted scene?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/522a2049e4b0a0ce717e990c/t/5466fd2ce4b0e6c69c5a880e/1416035632307/

Clearly says Survivor Series on the mic.

[Droford]

They gave Swann a Mic? Lol

[Dark One]

Was that a deleted scene?

No, I just know no one's going to pick up a random black guy on the turnpike after midnight.

[Dark One]

Dear diary,

Five minutes later, Rich Swann cut a "I want to--do--uh--Lucha--good--Lucha things--damnit wooo" promo.

All hope is lost.

[Sepholio]

Also I just got negative repped by Owenbrown for my idea of Roman reigns winning the unisexual states champ. He must be upset that I wasn't serious.

At least O-Bone is still alive!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kendrick's commentary was too good and distracted from the action in the ring. He should take notes from Darren Young.

[Ruien]

Disregard. I somehow remembered incorrectly. He and Amoré fought last week and Rusev was the one who submitted. My apologies.

Huh? Amory submitted last week. Now you have me all sorts of confused.

Going back to my original thought that it will lead to Cass beating Rusev to push Cass/finish Rusev's credibility.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dear diary,

Five minutes later, Rich Swann cut a "I want to--do--uh--Lucha--good--Lucha things--damnit wooo" promo.

All hope is lost.

Guess you couldn't handle it

I'd post a Swann dancing gif to finish the post but feeling a bit lazy right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No, I just know no one's going to pick up a random black guy on the turnpike after midnight.

He had a smart phone and a camera crew. No way they'd let him illegally walk down a freeway.

[Savio]

I'm still struggling with how assembly line all the main belts look

New CruiserWieght belt:

http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/WWE-Cruiserweight-championship-belt-purple.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rich Swann should still win the CW Title. Kendrick's too good to be champion. Spread out the wealth.

[Droford]

Clearly says Survivor Series on the mic.

Good eye for detail

[Droford]

New CruiserWieght belt:

http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/WWE-Cruiserweight-championship-belt-purple.jpg

Purple makes sense now since they're going to be on Mondays and Tuesdays

[Emperor Smeat]

What was the purpose of having a Total Bellas spin-off show if the Bellas still appear in Total Divas?

Thought they were quitting Total Divas for their own show.

[owenbrown]

Also I just got negative repped by Owenbrown for my idea of Roman reigns winning the unisexual states champ. He must be upset that I wasn't serious.

At least O-Bone is still alive!!!

The fact that you have Roman Roids winning anything is why you got neg repped. Roman Roids should be banished to non-TV for the rest of his career.

[Droford]

Snickers really satisfies..unlike our current product

[owenbrown]

and Roman Roids should be a jobber.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Please lose the belts tonight New Day. Do it for the Ax and the Smasher.

[Dark One]

Can't wait to see Gallows' champion-arriving-to-the-arena attire.

http://wrestlingonearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/g1gallows.gif

[Sepholio]

The fact that you have Roman Roids winning anything is why you got neg repped. Roman Roids should be banished to non-TV for the rest of his career.

I completely agree O-bone. That's why I subsequently suggested he lose to donald trump.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Or SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAH

[Dark One]

Was that Tessa Blanchard?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that Martini swung?

[Droford]

Racist angle incoming

[Savio]

Cesaro should turn heel in this odd couple scenario instead of the heel turning face.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bobby Eaton shirt

[Droford]

They're no APA

[Evil Vito]

BAH GAWD Cesaro and Sheamus have murdered the NXT locker room!

[Savio]

Did Sheamus throw him in a Jukebox like the commercial?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Roar of the Crowd.

[Dark One]

Dear diary,

One hour and forty-five minutes in,

Awkward xenophobic angle in a bar with Cesaro/Sheamus with awkward reaction cuts. This will only be okay if Cesaro and Sheamus become the new APA.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nothing like a good beer to keep a team together. Jericho and Owens going to need one after tonight to save JeriKO.

[Sepholio]

and Roman Roids should be a jobber.

If it makes you feel better me and my friends had our entire section chanting Roidin Reigns at hin at a house show a couple months ago. We heckled the shit out of him and only him that night. At one point he started getting tired and I loudly suggested that he should call his guy and get some better stuff. We let him know that he's not a bad guy. He's not a good guy. But he knows a guy. It was great.

[Droford]

Did Sheamus throw him in a Jukebox like the commercial?

Speaking of

[Mr. Nerfect]

The worse the segments they put Sheamus and Cesaro in, the better at acting they will get.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like the Sheamus and Cesaro team, but they should have kissed at the end. Has the WWE ever had a gay babyface team?

[Evil Vito]

I'll eat crow on Cesaro and Sheamus. I was bored to tears by the Best of Seven, but turning them into a team is probably better than whatever WWE were realistically going to do with them otherwise.

I'd add them to the growing list of people I wish were on SmackDown, though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The crowd silent out of respect to Owens.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fight
Owens
Fight

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dear diary,

One hour and forty-five minutes in,

Awkward xenophobic angle in a bar with Cesaro/Sheamus with awkward reaction cuts. This will only be okay if Cesaro and Sheamus become the new APA.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2437700/ron-simmons-damn-o.gif

[Savio]

I like the Sheamus and Cesaro team, but they should have kissed at the end. Has the WWE ever had a gay babyface team?
Demolition

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rico and Charlie Haas

Billy and Chuck were face for awhile after Rico betrayed them.

[Dark One]

All right.

It took two hours, but something meaningful is maybe going to happen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oily Punchy Guy is gonna win.

[Evil Vito]

I wonder if Roman Reigns will win this match, seeing as WWE has already been promoting an Owens/Reigns match for over a month.

I WONDER....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rico and Charlie Haas

Billy and Chuck were face for awhile after Rico betrayed them.

Rico was gay, not Haas. Billy & Chuck weren't gay, remember?

[KIRA]

Don't call Byron Saxton a quitter, Kendrick. He got eliminated from NXT Redemption fair and square.

Pretty sure Saxton's finisher is what got him the Ax from that show

[Evil Vito]

Rico was gay, not Haas. Billy & Chuck weren't gay, remember?

I actually just got to that point in my 2002 watchthrough timeline. It was unintentionally hilarious.

Billy: "We're not gay, but we've got nothing against gay people."
*crowd erupts in massive cheers*
Cole: "What is going on?"
Tazz: "There's a lot of gay people here."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretty sure Saxton's finisher is what got him the Ax from that show

His dream was Crushed.

[KIRA]

Owens kicking the shit outta Vince's pretty golden boy