Smackdown Live 12/6 feat. Match of the Century II, The end of the Chinless One?, & the dawn of the Bliss Era

[Emperor Smeat]

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WWE SmackDown LIVE Preview, Dec. 6, 2016: Ellsworth to challenge AJ Styles for the WWE World Title tonight

In the wake of his betrayal at WWE TLC, James Ellsworth is looking to go 4-0 against "The Champ That Runs the Camp" and capture the WWE World Title tonight at 8/7 C on SmackDown LIVE!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/realellsworth">@RealEllsworth</a> explains why he interfered in the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWETLC?src=hash">#WWETLC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TLCMatch?src=hash">#TLCMatch</a> Main Event tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TalkingSmack?src=hash">#TalkingSmack</a> <a href="https://t.co/oHKEZUTRTN">pic.twitter.com/oHKEZUTRTN</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/805624209732833280">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We hope to have an injury update on <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg">@AJStylesOrg</a>'s pants <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/806172857701171200">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Fully expect a joke like this from Dean Ambrose tonight:

"Well I was going to make a crack about AJ's pants..... but I didn't need to"

[slik]

pandamonium tonight on the A show!

[Lock Jaw]

Mamma Mia!

[ClockShot]

Is The Purge tonight?

Hoping we get to see James Ellsworth get murdered on live television tonight.

And this joke that wasn't funny in the first place is over.

[slik]

The Wyatt Family will also defend the tag team titles in a rematch against Slater/Rhyno

[Ruien]

Damn. Don't bury Rhyno and Slater. That sucks but whatever I guess. Hopefully they still relevant after tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Damn. Don't bury Rhyno and Slater. That sucks but whatever I guess. Hopefully they still relevant after tonight.

Rumor going into TLC involved the team splitting up soon because either Rhyno's time in the WWE is almost over and/or they never had any long term plans for them as a team.

[KIRA]

You shouldve dubbed this thread The Ellsworth EXECUTION

[Lock Jaw]

Rumor going into TLC involved the team splitting up soon because either Rhyno's time in the WWE is almost over and/or they never had any long term plans for them as a team.

Before his VISCOUS heel turn and impending murder, I thought that after Rhyno left, Heath Slater and James Ellsworth would be the most over tag team.

[ClockShot]

7 minutes to go and I'm all giddy and chuckling and want this to get going.

[KIRA]

Ellsworth Doomsday clock: 4 mins to midnight

[KIRA]

3 minute warning

[RP]

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Was this kick as stiff as it looks? Someone explain the context please.

[ClockShot]

This one goes out to James Ellsworth.

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[Black Widow]

Is The Purge tonight?

Hoping we get to see James Ellsworth get murdered on live television tonight.

And this joke that wasn't funny in the first place is over. probably just means they are fucking stupid to make the belt a joke tonight!

[KIRA]

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[Lock Jaw]

AJ wearing The Boot..... not good.....

[ClockShot]

Nice boot, Styles.

[Evil Vito]

I listen to AJ Styles' theme at least once a day.

[slik]

A Show beginning r/n!

[Black Widow]

AJ runs the ASSylum.

[ClockShot]

Ha. AJ addressing the pants rip.

[KIRA]

Fucking love AJ

[ClockShot]

DEAD MAN WALKING!

[Black Widow]

God fans really deserve the shitty shows WWE puts on to chant for a joke!

[RP]

Lol Ellsworth

[KIRA]

I hope he got measured for his coffin before the show

[ClockShot]

Just leave the ring AJ.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ: "Dean Ambrose doesn't know when to stop!"

Dean Ambrose: *finishing move* *leave*

[ClockShot]

I hope there's more.

[Lock Jaw]

Wanted Bray to shout "STOP! LISTEN!"

[KIRA]

the CHAMPS IS HERE!

[Evil Vito]

I love how Orton is now in the Wyatt "DERP!" thing

[slik]

Randy Wyatt up next

[KIRA]

THAT WAS COOL

[ClockShot]

Renee "The Voice of Reason" Young.

This week Total Divas.

[ClockShot]

Nice mash up.

I HEAR VOICES IN THE MY HEAD..................catching fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, in his mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth.

[KIRA]

Bet the dude/or lady splicing that had fun

[slik]

I wonder if @Triple A likes Bray Wyatt now that he is BFF with Randy Orton aka Trips 2nd fave wrestler after Tazz

[Savio]

Get em Majin Randy.

[ClockShot]

A clean shaven Rhyno.

I don't recognize him anymore.

[Evil Vito]

Rhyno is oily as fuck

[KIRA]

Is it wrong that I'm becoming ok with Orton keeping his gear while part of the Wyatt Family

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tonight there will be Ell to pay. He don't want none.

[ClockShot]

The "Kiss of Death".

[KIRA]

theres your album cover

[slik]

It would be weird to Orton wrestle in any other gear at this point. If he came to the ring in long tights I'd weirded out.

[ClockShot]

Kalisto got some inspiration from the Shredder for that mask.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kalisto got some inspiration from the Shredder for that mask.

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[ClockShot]

Upcoming match is a reason why Smackdown needs an extra diva or 2 added to the roster.

[KIRA]

That reference is gonna go right over the heads of the target audience

[Savio]

A deceiving CUNT

[ClockShot]

"Duh? Which way did she go?"

[KIRA]

Someone like Natalya has ZERO reason to be afraid of Nikki Bella

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They need to settle their kettles.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Upcoming match is a reason why Smackdown needs an extra diva or 2 added to the roster.

Where is Eva Marie? I want to know what performance enhancing substance she was caught for other than silicon.

[ClockShot]

Where is Eva Marie?

You just missed her. She was in the graphic for Total Divas before the match started.

[Lock Jaw]

Konnor scary face paint.......

[KIRA]

fingers crossed for Riley's appendix to burst right when he gets the tag

[Lock Jaw]

BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED

[slik]

ascension guy reminds me of luther reigns

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Choo Choo? Makes sense Mojo Rawley has major "Freight Train" issues.

[KIRA]

Could Ascension be getting a push

probably not

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryder is butt hurt

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder when the last time Ascension won a match was...... (not counting multi-team matches)

[slik]

anyone else see where conor (i think) dropped a fist on ryder like 2 ft away from his head but zack grabbed his face and sold it?

[slik]

Miz/Dean feud plz

[ClockShot]

*gasp* Maryse is actually wearing a nice dress tonight.

[Black Widow]

I'm pretty sure it was 94.

[KIRA]

Miz looking dapper as fuck

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder when the last time Ascension won a match was...... (not counting multi-team matches)

Feb 8, 2016

WWE Superstars
The Ascension d. Damien Sandow & Fandango

[ClockShot]

Would have loved to have Dean blow this off, track Ellsworth down backstage and beat him up some more.

[Lock Jaw]

Feb 8, 2016

WWE Superstars
The Ascension d. Damien Sandow & Fandango

Before that

Sept 8, 2015
WWE Smackdown
The Ascension d. The Lucha Dragons

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YOU DESERVE IT HAHA!

[Lock Jaw]

:lol: Miz Participation Award

YOU DESERVE IT chants

[Lock Jaw]

Miz should start giving those out to people he beats..... like he places it by their fallen corpse.....

[KIRA]

Here it comes Ambrose/Miz

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dean Ambrose: Stoop to Conquer.

[KIRA]

This is a bit heelish on DBs part

[Black Widow]

Its Rey Mosquito Jr.

[slik]

Miz/Dean feud plz

Thank You @ WWE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just like his friend Roman Reigns.

[ClockShot]

I'm down with Miz dropping the title tonight and getting a boost. Maybe put him in a program with Styles.

Or get the ball rolling with this Bryan/Miz "uber confrontation" I've been hearing about.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Miz ain't worth it.

[Triple A]

Wendy's "Sriracha" commercial making me want to die

[Triple A]

Why does WWE have the same commercials for every single commercial break

[slik]

All I have learned from Total Divas commercials is that Renee Young is a trouble-maker

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty sure the TV station decides the commercials not WWE.......

[slik]

R.I.P. Kalisto's tights that reminded me of Tatanka.

(Kalisto's Tatanka Tights: 2016-2016). What else will 2016 take from us?

[Lock Jaw]

Baron Von Corbin

(Unrelated to slik's post)

[ClockShot]

Ooooh. Corbin got new titantron graphics.

Push on the way?

[slik]

Wendy's "Sriracha" commercial making me want to die

Answer my twweet from pg 1 plz

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first hour, did anything really interesting happen?

Started watching right around when Miz gave Dean a participation award and laughed at the crowd chanting "you deserved it"

[ClockShot]

Missed the first hour, did anything really interesting happen?

Started watching right around when Miz gave Dean a participation award and laughed at the crowd chanting "you deserved it"

Eh. Ellsworth sorta got killed. That's about the gist of it.

Divas match that never started, Hype Bros. beat Ascension. That's it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Now it's over!

[slik]

@Smelly Meatte

Dean beat up Ellsworth, AJ put a pic on the screen of his tights being ripped and said his ass was nice, Hype Bros defeated Ascension to earn a tag title shot (Mojo vs Bray....ugh) and Bray/Randy defeated Heath/Rhyno and Brie/Nikki (whichever one wrestles) stared at Natalya angrily backstage.

[Evil Vito]

Just move Kalisto to the damned Cruiserweight division already.

[Lock Jaw]

Is that a midget or a chubby kid?

[ClockShot]

What the?

Who the hell is this?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

who dis?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait Nikki's guest is both British and a singer .... I still have no idea who she is.

[KIRA]

Who the fuck is the munchkin

[slik]

wut is this

[Lock Jaw]

Thinking about Vince McMahon saying "MY SON, SHANE" after Nikki saying "My sister, Brie Bella"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kalisto and Baron Corbin...

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[slik]

Did anyone else think that was Hornswoggle in a wig at first?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Triple A]

Answer my twweet from pg 1 plz

I wonder if @Triple A likes Bray Wyatt now that he is BFF with Randy Orton aka Trips 2nd fave wrestler after Tazz

Bray Wyatt usually just brings the thought that "wrestling is rlly stupid" to my consciousness and makes me not want to watch, but I think the current angle is "good" I guess

[Lock Jaw]

Fire that cable puller

[ClockShot]

Wonder if Breeze was supposed to stick the landing from that monkey flip?

[slik]

bray Wyatt always makes me think of season 1 of True Detective

[Emperor Smeat]

Gable's Chaos Theory is pretty cool.

[Savio]

Thought the Mean Jean moment would be a classic moment with Mean Gene

[Lock Jaw]

Will Bliss remember that she is a heel?!

[ClockShot]

Wow. They blew the pyro budget just for her.

[Lock Jaw]

She needs a new theme.......

[Triple A]

Alexa Bliss rules and Noid drools

[Triple A]

She needs a new theme.......

I like her theme

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems odd WWE would blow their pyro budget this early in the month. Might need to use those sprinkler style fireworks if someone else wins a belt this month.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Talking Smack is kinda kayfabe dead zone.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why doesn't Bliss have side-plates yet?

[Lock Jaw]

I like her theme

I like the beginning, but once it gets to a certain point it just gets "too repetitive" and makes "unappealing sounds"......

[ClockShot]

9:39 pm.

They really gonna give 20 minutes give or take commercials for the main event? Impressive.

Or am I missing something else?

[Evil Vito]

This show has felt kinda disjointed.

Still loads better than Raw, mind...

[Ruien]

Love Smackdown main events. They always seen important but not ppv important. Perfect television main events week in and week out.

[ClockShot]

Thought just occurred that Ellswoth will probably show up and cost Ambrose the title here.

And we get the mauling we've been waiting for.

[ClockShot]

Why did Maryse change outfits?

[KIRA]

Miz red carpet IS so sweet

[Lock Jaw]

This is her valet gear.......

[Frank Drebin]

She needs a new theme.......

Shut your dirty mouth. Her theme is tight tight tight

[Ruien]

Did they say when Ellsworth gets his title shot?

[slik]

<3 Alexa

[Frank Drebin]

This show has felt kinda disjointed.

Still loads better than Raw, mind...

After watching tonight's show, I think I'm done with Raw save for ppvs and SD is gonna be my weekly show to catch. If this is disjointed and its still this much better than Raw, imo, Ill take it every week. I haven't watched Raw for a while but this pretty much cements it.

[Evil Vito]

Otunga is trying wayyyyy too hard to argue with JBL at every turn.

[Lock Jaw]

Amazing at how much better/easier SD is than RAW

[Lock Jaw]

to watch

[Frank Drebin]

I like that the floor graphics like for Ambrose its the "crazy" looking boxes and Miz get a built ring with an arrow going to the ring.

[Frank Drebin]

So they have 205 Live right after SD? Shouldn't the crowd be dead for an "undercard" type show at that point?

[Ruien]

After watching tonight's show, I think I'm done with Raw save for ppvs and SD is gonna be my weekly show to catch. If this is disjointed and its still this much better than Raw, imo, Ill take it every week.

I worked late so I see tonight's show but Smackdown is usually really well put togethrr. They are very limited on superstars but they use that to their advantage by making everyone seem like a focal point.

[Emperor Smeat]

So they have 205 Live right after SD? Shouldn't the crowd be dead for an "undercard" type show at that point?

Yes and yes if last week was any indication. Wasn't till the midpoint in the show when the crowd got active again.

[Lock Jaw]

I will prob not be watching 205 even though I am home this week......

[Evil Vito]

God Otunga shut the fuck up and stop arguing with every minor heel comment JBL makes.

[slik]

dean overselling the leg injury lol

[Lock Jaw]

UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH @ Tope Suicida........

[KIRA]

Why did Maryse change outfits?

She had to switch to battle mode man

[Frank Drebin]

Yes and yes if last week was any indication. Wasn't till the midpoint in the show when the crowd got active again.

Ho boy....I know I'm just being negative but you'd think there were better times to have it. I dunno. Maybe not. Just feels like a crazy odd choice.

[slik]

dean bright neon green ambrose tonight

[Evil Vito]

Bring back Damien Mizdow. Way better than Aron Rex.

[Evil Vito]

Mizdow can even mimick Miz' every thrust when he climbs on top of Maryse

[ClockShot]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

HERE COMES THE LAMB!

[KIRA]

its kinda fitting that Ellsworth is Deans Maryse

[slik]

Miz using D Bry's flying high knee....I am telling you WM 33 Miz vs D Bry

[slik]

Ellsworth screwing Ambrose again

[Evil Vito]

Bet WWE will find a way to do a Rusev/Lana/Miz/Maryse swingers gimmick someday.

[KIRA]

Once again a well put together A-show by SD

[Evil Vito]

I think The Worm is a more realistic move than the fucking Lunatic Lariat. Wish Dean would dump that move.

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz-Ambrose match was pretty good.

:lol: at Ellsworth scramming out of the place the moment he had the chance.

[KIRA]

I can't wait till Dean kills Ellsworth I'm glad they are building to it

[slik]

damn @SD Live thread only 4 pgs this week

[KIRA]

Miz using D Bry's flying high knee....I am telling you WM 33 Miz vs D Bry

I have to agree DB keeps sending Miz keeps dodging and they hate each other oh yea they can't just drop this theyve put way too much emphasis on it


but this is still the WWE so temper your excitement

[Emperor Smeat]

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Used to laugh a lot whenever Stone Cold would do something like this during his time in the WWE. Same for anyone else in general.

[owenbrown]

ARRIVE.

DIRTY DEEDS.

LEAVE.

[Sepholio]

Deans not gonna kill Ellsworth until Ellsworth gets the title.

[Lock Jaw]

Just find it "ironic" that Ambrose did that right after Styles was "hyping him up" to be a "lunatic" who "won't know when to stop"

[Volare]

Oh.....shit......



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[Lock Jaw]

Would have watched Talking Smack if not for 205...... don't like the hour buffer...... and probably will not start watching 205 unless I hear it is getting really hot or something.....

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">At <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWETLC?src=hash">#WWETLC</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDeanAmbrose">@TheDeanAmbrose</a> left empty-handed. But <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@MikeTheMiz</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/MaryseMizanin">@MaryseMizanin</a> want to fix that on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MizTV?src=hash">#MizTV</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a>! <a href="https://t.co/AYHOwFSWaJ">pic.twitter.com/AYHOwFSWaJ</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/806318651544481792">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Heisenberg]

I'm Hulu'ing this rn, DYNAMITE ENTRANCE AND IMPACT BY DEAN AMBROSE, DDT'ING SOME JOBBERONI FOR COSTING HIM THE TITLE @ TLC!!!!!

[Heisenberg]

BRAY WYATT AND HIS BROTHERS ARE BACKSTAGE STARING AT CAMERAMEN THE SAME WAY THAT YOUR FAMILY FRIEND STARED AT YOUR MOM DURING BLOCK PARTIES

[Heisenberg]

THE WYATT FAMILY V.S. RHYNO/SLATER UP NEXT. PLENTY OF FIREFLIES IN ATTENDANCE, FIREFLIES THAT BOTTLE UP ALL THEIR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS FOR ONE NIGHT IN HOPES OF CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF WHAT IT IS TO BE INVOLVED WITH KFC CHICKEN BASKETS AND 44 OZ SODAS

[Heisenberg]

THE WYATT FAMILY RETAINS WITH FASHION! RANDY AND BRAY FEEL LEGIT.


THE SHOW THEN GOES ON TO LOSE MY ATTENTION WITH A PISS-ASS KALISTO PROMO, A TOTAL DIVAS PREVIEW AND NOW WE MOVE ON TO CARMELLA

[slik]

I APPROVE OF THE HEISEN-RECAP 100%!!!

[Heisenberg]

SOMETHING IS STILL HAPPENING WITH THE WOMEN'S SEGMENT. I AM JUST LETTING IT RIDE.


A PICTURE OF ALEXA BLISS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE SCREEN. WE ARE CELEBRATING HER TITLE WIN TONIGHT

[Heisenberg]

A LATINA LADY CORNERS BARON CORBIN FOR AN INTERVIEW, BARON IS SEDUCING HER WITH HIS VIOLENT VERBAL CUES WHILE THE ASCENSION ARE WATCHING THE PROMO FROM THE RING IN APPROVAL. WE ARE THEN STUNTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF MOJO RAWLEY WHO IS THE EMBODIMENT OF SPOILED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE


WHAT DID RYDER DO TO MANAGEMENT TO DESERVE THIS?? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DATING EMMA?? TAINTING HER WITH HIS CULTURAL HOBBY HONOR GARBAGE? FOLKS, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DAMMIT, YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT

[Big Vic]

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[Heisenberg]

BUSY DOING WORK, I JUST NOTICED THAT MOJO RAWLEY'S MUSIC PLAYED SO I'M GUESSING HE BEAT THE HOLOGRAM'ED VERSIONS OF THE COLUMBINE KIDS IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN THAT LUNCHROOM OUT






WE ARE BACK ON SD! AND MIZ/MARYSE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY, SAVE THE SHOW, SAVE THE PLANET AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER SAVES THAT DIDN'T NEED IT, BUT BAH GAWD THEY GOT IT!

[Heisenberg]

"YOU DESERVE IT" CHANTS RINGING OUT FOR THE MIZ, DYNAMITE RECEPTION!

[Heisenberg]

DEAN AMBROSE IS MAKING MARYSE BREAK CHARACTER, THIS SEGMENT IS BASICALLY TELLING THE AUDIENCE "SORRY" ABOUT THE KALISTO BIT. IT MADE NO SENSE, IT WAS BORING AND FULL OF NOTHING. IF MY KIDS WATCHED THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO WIPE THEIR HARD DRIVE. THE CROWD FORGIVES THEM. GOOD WORK DEANO

[Heisenberg]

DANIEL BRYAN COMES OUT AND BOOKS A MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE WITH THE MIZ V.S. DEAN AMBROSE. I DON'T THINK DEAN WANTS THAT CRAP. WHERE IS DOLPH ZIGGLER AT? DID SOMEONE KILL HIM AT TLC?

[Heisenberg]

KALISTO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN AFTER THE BREAK, GRABBING THE SKY FOR FLIES I GUESS, NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE HELL HIS INTENTIONS ARE WITH THE TAUNT.


BARON CORBIN, FRESH OFF EVISCERATING THE HEAD OF HIS TUNA BACKSTAGE, APPEARS IN THE ARENA TO HOPEFULLY MAKE QUICK WORK OF REY MYSTERIO, WALMART EDITION

[Heisenberg]

KALISTO DOES A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THE HOUSTON CROWD IS BUSY WONDERING WHAT KIND OF LOTION BROCK OSWEILER USES ON HIS LEGS, THEY ARE USING 24% OF THEIR BATTERY BROWSING CRAIGSLIST, WONDERING WHAT OR WHO THEY WANT TO BUY NEXT TO FILL THE VOID OF THEIR FAILED LIVES




BARON CORBIN SAVES THE MATCH BY ENDING IT, WHAT'S NEXT???

[Heisenberg]

BREEZEDANGO, THE FASHION POLICE, PULLS AMERICAN ALPHA OVER FOR REASONS THAT ARE PROBABLY WARRANTED!! CHAD GABLE INSULTS TYLER BREEZE AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE HAVING A MATCH NOW! WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN THE SHOW WITH THIS???

[Heisenberg]

IT'S BREEZE V.S. GABLE, FANDANGO IS THERE ALONG WITH JORDAN, BUT UNLIKE JORDAN, FANDANGO IS ON PATROL, ENSURING HIS PARTNER IN BADGE AND TEAM IS PROPERLY SUPPORTED

[Heisenberg]

THIS MATCH SO FAR IS A REMINDER OF WHY I STILL COME AROUND. JORDAN NEGATES WHAT I SAID PREVIOUSLY AND TOSSES FANDANGO TO THE GROUND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!!


I HOPE THIS FEUD IS FRESH AND HERE TO STAY!

[Heisenberg]

ALEXA IS OUT HERE CELEBRATING AND THE CROWD ARE APPARENTLY ACTING LIKE LOSERS.


BECKY LUNCH IS OUT HERE DISAGREEING WITH THE NEW CHAMP. SHE IS SHOWING SOME SHEAMUS GENE RIGHT NOW THAT IS WORKING FOR HER. THIS IS PLACED LATER IN THE SHOW RIGHTFULLY SO, I WOULDN'T MIND THEM HAVING A LITTLE WINDOW ON THE SCREEN FOLLOWING THEM AROUND AND NOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL, BUT BLISS ROLLS OUT AND ENDS THE SEGMENT. THANK YOU LADIES

[Heisenberg]

DEAN V.S. THE MIZ IS OUR MAIN EVENT AND IT'S LOOKING GOOD SO FAR. WE HAVE MARYSE AT RINGSIDE SO THERE'S THAT

[Heisenberg]

MAURO JUST SAID "TWITTER TROGLODYTES". PROMOTE THIS MAN

[Heisenberg]

JAMES WORTHLESS IS OUT TO INTERFERE IN YET ANOTHER MATCH, THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BUILDING SOME SORT OF TRACK WHERE ELLSWORTHLESS KEEPS DOING STUPID CRAP. THE SMACKDOWN! AUDIENCE DESERVES BETTER, IT'S JUST A PHASE THOUGH. NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE LEAVING IN DROVES

[slik]

James Ellsworthless LOL

[Evil Vito]

It's a subtle thing but I like that Luke Harper still looks kinda leery of Orton. Like he still suspects that he's gonna betray the Family or is worried that Orton's gonna usurp his place as Bray's right hand man.

Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan is something I could actually see happening down the line for some reason.

[Cool King]

• The graphics department seemed to have some screw-ups before the tag match.

So I'm assuming this is the end of Slater & Rhyno. I have no idea where Slater can go from here though. I'm sure Rhyno will just leave, but as for Slater, I'm not sure.

Hopefully, he doesn't just return to being a comedic jobber again. I feel that even though he's good at that, he is better than that.

• Why is Natalya scared of Nikki Bella?

Apparently, Nikki Bella is more scary/intimidating than The Hart Dungeon.

• Good promo by The Ascension there. It actually made me think that they could be getting a push.

I was wrong.

• I was fully expecting the usual red of Baron Corbin's entrance and was really let down. Even though I'm not a fan of Corbin at all, I do think the entire stage going red was cool. I noticed in Glasgow that it's cooler live.

This new graphic sucks and just makes him even more boring, something that I thought wasn't at all possible.

It sucks that Kalisto lost though. This guy should be winning way more matches. He's so good.

• Hey look, it's that "celebrity" we all know and love.

• Now this attire that American Alpha wore was cool. I reminded me of Jericho's old attire design from back in the day. It was somewhat similar.

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Gable always comes across to me as slightly heelish when he talks. There's something about him. He just comes across as a genuine dick when he talks.

If he was a heel, I think he'd do well.

• I like Bliss but is this going to be a regular occurrence whenever one of Triple H's "guys" or "girls", wins a top title? They get their photo taken with Triple H in the Gorilla Position after the match with Triple H standing next to them looking like a proud father, then at the next show, they get the entire pyro budget blown on their entrance?

I see Alexa was put off by the "you deserve it" chants, but they're not wrong, she does deserve it. Still, I wouldn't have chanted it to her.

I can see the final rematch and the end of this feud taking place at Royal Rumble, which gives a good amount of time for some good stuff to happen between then and now. I think what will help this feud carry on and last that long, is shenanigans on SmackDown during the first rematch.

I'm looking forward to it. I've been enjoying the Becky/Alexa stuff much much more than the Banks/Charlotte stuff. The latter has just been so drawn-out and tired.

• Good main event match. I can see Ellsworth's last match being at Royal Rumble.

He'll manage to avoid Ambrose mauling him until that night when Ambrose does get his hands on him and ends up obliterating him. That will then be the explanation for Ellsworth's disappearance from the WWE.

• Overall, good show and enjoyable to watch.

I look forward to next week.

[Heisenberg]

Recap all in one post. Thanks for reading along. It wasn't that bad. Some of the recurring things happening I get due to letting new generation of fans get in on the structure and shit.



I'm Hulu'ing this rn, DYNAMITE ENTRANCE AND IMPACT BY DEAN AMBROSE, DDT'ING SOME JOBBERONI FOR COSTING HIM THE TITLE @ TLC!!!!!

BRAY WYATT AND HIS BROTHERS ARE BACKSTAGE STARING AT CAMERAMEN THE SAME WAY THAT YOUR FAMILY FRIEND STARED AT YOUR MOM DURING BLOCK PARTIES

THE WYATT FAMILY V.S. RHYNO/SLATER UP NEXT. PLENTY OF FIREFLIES IN ATTENDANCE, FIREFLIES THAT BOTTLE UP ALL THEIR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS FOR ONE NIGHT IN HOPES OF CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF WHAT IT IS TO BE INVOLVED WITH KFC CHICKEN BASKETS AND 44 OZ SODAS

THE WYATT FAMILY RETAINS WITH FASHION! RANDY AND BRAY FEEL LEGIT.


THE SHOW THEN GOES ON TO LOSE MY ATTENTION WITH A PISS-ASS KALISTO PROMO, A TOTAL DIVAS PREVIEW AND NOW WE MOVE ON TO CARMELLA

SOMETHING IS STILL HAPPENING WITH THE WOMEN'S SEGMENT. I AM JUST LETTING IT RIDE.


A PICTURE OF ALEXA BLISS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE SCREEN. WE ARE CELEBRATING HER TITLE WIN TONIGHT

A LATINA LADY CORNERS BARON CORBIN FOR AN INTERVIEW, BARON IS SEDUCING HER WITH HIS VIOLENT VERBAL CUES WHILE THE ASCENSION ARE WATCHING THE PROMO FROM THE RING IN APPROVAL. WE ARE THEN STUNTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF MOJO RAWLEY WHO IS THE EMBODIMENT OF SPOILED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE


WHAT DID RYDER DO TO MANAGEMENT TO DESERVE THIS?? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DATING EMMA?? TAINTING HER WITH HIS CULTURAL HOBBY HONOR GARBAGE? FOLKS, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DAMMIT, YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT

BUSY DOING WORK, I JUST NOTICED THAT MOJO RAWLEY'S MUSIC PLAYED SO I'M GUESSING HE BEAT THE HOLOGRAM'ED VERSIONS OF THE COLUMBINE KIDS IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN THAT LUNCHROOM OUT






WE ARE BACK ON SD! AND MIZ/MARYSE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY, SAVE THE SHOW, SAVE THE PLANET AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER SAVES THAT DIDN'T NEED IT, BUT BAH GAWD THEY GOT IT!

"YOU DESERVE IT" CHANTS RINGING OUT FOR THE MIZ, DYNAMITE RECEPTION!

DEAN AMBROSE IS MAKING MARYSE BREAK CHARACTER, THIS SEGMENT IS BASICALLY TELLING THE AUDIENCE "SORRY" ABOUT THE KALISTO BIT. IT MADE NO SENSE, IT WAS BORING AND FULL OF NOTHING. IF MY KIDS WATCHED THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO WIPE THEIR HARD DRIVE. THE CROWD FORGIVES THEM. GOOD WORK DEANO

DANIEL BRYAN COMES OUT AND BOOKS A MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE WITH THE MIZ V.S. DEAN AMBROSE. I DON'T THINK DEAN WANTS THAT CRAP. WHERE IS DOLPH ZIGGLER AT? DID SOMEONE KILL HIM AT TLC?

KALISTO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN AFTER THE BREAK, GRABBING THE SKY FOR FLIES I GUESS, NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE HELL HIS INTENTIONS ARE WITH THE TAUNT.


BARON CORBIN, FRESH OFF EVISCERATING THE HEAD OF HIS TUNA BACKSTAGE, APPEARS IN THE ARENA TO HOPEFULLY MAKE QUICK WORK OF REY MYSTERIO, WALMART EDITION

KALISTO DOES A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THE HOUSTON CROWD IS BUSY WONDERING WHAT KIND OF LOTION BROCK OSWEILER USES ON HIS LEGS, THEY ARE USING 24% OF THEIR BATTERY BROWSING CRAIGSLIST, WONDERING WHAT OR WHO THEY WANT TO BUY NEXT TO FILL THE VOID OF THEIR FAILED LIVES




BARON CORBIN SAVES THE MATCH BY ENDING IT, WHAT'S NEXT???

BREEZEDANGO, THE FASHION POLICE, PULLS AMERICAN ALPHA OVER FOR REASONS THAT ARE PROBABLY WARRANTED!! CHAD GABLE INSULTS TYLER BREEZE AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE HAVING A MATCH NOW! WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN THE SHOW WITH THIS???

IT'S BREEZE V.S. GABLE, FANDANGO IS THERE ALONG WITH JORDAN, BUT UNLIKE JORDAN, FANDANGO IS ON PATROL, ENSURING HIS PARTNER IN BADGE AND TEAM IS PROPERLY SUPPORTED

THIS MATCH SO FAR IS A REMINDER OF WHY I STILL COME AROUND. JORDAN NEGATES WHAT I SAID PREVIOUSLY AND TOSSES FANDANGO TO THE GROUND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!!


I HOPE THIS FEUD IS FRESH AND HERE TO STAY!

ALEXA IS OUT HERE CELEBRATING AND THE CROWD ARE APPARENTLY ACTING LIKE LOSERS.


BECKY LUNCH IS OUT HERE DISAGREEING WITH THE NEW CHAMP. SHE IS SHOWING SOME SHEAMUS GENE RIGHT NOW THAT IS WORKING FOR HER. THIS IS PLACED LATER IN THE SHOW RIGHTFULLY SO, I WOULDN'T MIND THEM HAVING A LITTLE WINDOW ON THE SCREEN FOLLOWING THEM AROUND AND NOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL, BUT BLISS ROLLS OUT AND ENDS THE SEGMENT. THANK YOU LADIES

DEAN V.S. THE MIZ IS OUR MAIN EVENT AND IT'S LOOKING GOOD SO FAR. WE HAVE MARYSE AT RINGSIDE SO THERE'S THAT

MAURO JUST SAID "TWITTER TROGLODYTES". PROMOTE THIS MAN

JAMES WORTHLESS IS OUT TO INTERFERE IN YET ANOTHER MATCH, THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BUILDING SOME SORT OF TRACK WHERE ELLSWORTHLESS KEEPS DOING STUPID CRAP. THE SMACKDOWN! AUDIENCE DESERVES BETTER, IT'S JUST A PHASE THOUGH. NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE LEAVING IN DROVES

[XL]

I'd be pretty happy with them drawing the Alexa/Becky thing out a little, maybe no "Automatic Rematch", a mini tournament to crown a #1 Contender? 3 1-on-1 matches leading to a Triple Threat? That could keep Bliss and Lynch separate for a few weeks.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I watched the second half of SmackDown:

* I always suspected that Heath Slater and Rhyno would split up. I'd be fine with them having an ECW Rules Match at the Royal Rumble, with Slater beating Rhyno to get the rub. The one good thing about Ellsworth being on the roster is that Slater isn't the ultimate jobber now.

* Alexa Bliss' facial expressions...so fucking bad. One of the worst actresses in the company. She showed some organic tendencies in her promo trying to respond to the crowd, but nothing outstanding. She's still pretty bad on the mic. The verbiage these girls were given is corny as hell. Becky looks like a sore loser. The WWE doesn't know how to book babyfaces anymore. I hope Becky wins back the title by breaking Bliss' arm with the Armbar.

* Dean Ambrose is flat as shit.

* Chad Gable is so fucking good for how long he's been in the business. I like the idea of them working with The Fashion Police, but they just need to work out how to let American Alpha be babyfaces. It's a common problem on SmackDown. This is a symptom of NXT where everybody got cheered so Ryan Ward and team assumed they were doing a good job of presenting them as heroes. The only babyface they ever really made endearing was Sami Zayn, and that was more Zayn.

* I'm trying to remember something else that happened.

* Corbin vs. Kalisto was alright. Corbin knows how to act like a heel, and he's got the fundamentals down, but he's a charisma vacuum. He works really well with Kalisto, but he's going to need more opponents, and he's just not that interesting. Kalisto is better than this.

* I fucking hate The Hype Bros as a tag team. Didn't see them versus The Ascension, but have no desire to.

* The Miz has been doing good promo work lately. He gets to twist the screw in a way that most other talkers don't. His work in the ring was okay too. He's not as great as everybody on his dick says he is -- he's still lacking something in the ring, but that's probably the least important part of being a WWE Superstar. Just ask Dolph Ziggler. Miz is doing solid B-level work right now, and that's better than you can say of most.

* Next week James Ellsworth should no-show SmackDown and get his "mother" to call in sick for him as Dean Ambrose looks for him.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, that ring attire is the Steiner-inspired stuff, Cool King.

[Cool King]

They do love The Steiner Brothers.

[Mr. Nerfect]

A good team to emulate. Was Gable wearing a black half over the top of the colored portion? I could see some colored trimmings.

[Evil Vito]

Harper is officially a Tag Team champion. WWE confirmed the Wyatts got Freebird Rule'd.

So Luke Harper still has more title reigns than Bray Wyatt.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Interesting. I imagine that the team that loses the belts will be Orton & Harper, leading to dissension. SmackDown seems like the brand that WOULDN'T allow cheap Freebird rules for Tag Titles though.

[XL]

What if Hawkins and Ryder reunite with the two of them kicking Mojo to the curb, only for Rawley and Slater to unite as two tag guys dropped by their partners?

[Ruien]

Rawley be entertaining with Slater. But then again, Slater does that for anyone.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rawley would still be a babyface. The dude needs to go jerk jock heel.

[XL]

Can do that after you split him from Slater, after they lose to the reunited Major Bros.

[Heisenberg]

Somehow, this is all Gronk's fault(Rojo employment)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can do that after you split him from Slater, after they lose to the reunited Major Bros.

Actually, that's not that bad. I say that because I like Slater a lot more than I like Zack Ryder.