RAW - The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels return - 1.9.17 *Official Thread*

[slik]

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* The Phenom will make an appearance on this Monday’s Raw in New Orleans, the very city in which his iconic WrestleMania Streak came to an end at the hands of Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 30. Might The Undertaker’s potential appearance have implications for this year’s Show of Shows in Orlando? Or perhaps he’ll give us yet another reason to “Remember the Rumble” on Jan. 29 in San Antonio, Texas.


* Speaking of San Antonio, Alamo City’s own Shawn Michaels is officially slated to visit this week’s edition of Raw. HBK, who stars in the forthcoming WWE Studios film “The Resurrection of Gavin Stone,” tends to shake things up whenever he drops in on Monday night’s hottest show.


* United States Champion Roman Reigns seems unstoppable lately, retaining his title against both Chris Jericho and WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens in recent weeks. However, live this Monday in New Orleans, The Big Dog will need to defend Old Glory against both Jeri-KO members simultaneously in a Handicap Match.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Line them up and I'll run right thru 'em. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AhhhhYessir?src=hash">#AhhhhYessir</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/k5NEsGtVFI">https://t.co/k5NEsGtVFI</a></p>&mdash; Roman Reigns (@WWERomanReigns) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns/status/817439174966001665">January 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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* Will more Superstars step forward this week to join the Rumble? Many spots are open!


* The Huggable One is closer than ever to wrapping her arms around The Queen’s vaunted prize. Is Bayley ready to fulfill her childhood dream and ascend to the top of the Raw Women’s division?


* New Year, new Neville? Perhaps we’ll learn more about Neville’s next move tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

#AhhhhYessir trending worldwide!!!

[RP]

ROMAN REIGNS COCK!

[RP]

Oh look a Roman Reigns vs Jericho and Kevin Owens match! Finally mixing it up a little!

[KIRA]

There was a time when Taker was my favorite thing in the world he was the entire reason I started watching wrestling but I don't think even the Deadman can really help RAW. (plus he's no Alica Fox) but we'll see.

[The CyNick]

Oh shit Negan vs Alexandria AGAIN on TWD. When will life get better???

Looks like a fun show tonight. Cant wait to see what The Deadman and The Heartbreak Kid have in store for us. Plus, will Roman be able to defy the odds and give another F U to the haters. Will Braun get involved with someone else? Cant wait.

[RP]

I'm turning off RAW once TAker and HBK have there segments so hopefully they dont pull some shit and make it the last thing on the show.

[RP]

Here's an idea. Make Lesnar wrestle a RAW once in a while!

[The CyNick]

Special attraction wrestles every week on TV and is no longer special. Complainers gonna complain.

[RP]

Stop treating RAW like a traveling house show. Mix the matches up a little. Fucking hell.

[Simple Fan]

Here's an idea. Make Lesnar wrestle a RAW once in a while!

Special attraction wrestles every week on TV and is no longer special. Complainers gonna complain.

You have the worst comprehension ever. He said nothing about Leaner wrestling every week.

[ClockShot]

So, are we getting Undertaker/HBK 3 tonight? I don't see that happening since Undertaker already took Shawn's career from him. Does he want his hunting show or something?

Fighting a cold tonight, so I'll have Nyquil running through my system in about an hour, but I'll stick around for Braun killing someone and probably call it a night.

[RP]

The CyNyquil

[The CyNick]

You have the worst comprehension ever. He said nothing about Leaner wrestling every week.

What a geek.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Come on...

[#1-norm-fan]

Here's an idea. Make Lesnar wrestle a RAW once in a while!

Special attraction wrestles every week on TV and is no longer special. Complainers gonna complain.

You have the worst comprehension ever. He said nothing about Leaner wrestling every week.

What a geek.

I present to you every CyNick exchange ever.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tune in to see what <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley">@RealMickFoley</a>'s hair looks like now.<br>Also for the wrestling we guess.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/818551476079431681">January 9, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Black Widow]

Taker/HBK pretty excited for Raw.

Way to suck to the maximum current roster.

[Simple Fan]

Handicap match is starting the show?

[Ruien]

Taker/HBK pretty excited for Raw.

Way to suck to the maximum current roster.

Who is this?

[Ruien]

No idea why the gif did not come in this quote.

[Lock Jaw]

It is in her signature, which she decided to show on her post......

[Ruien]

Oh.... well who is it?

That also makes sense on why I keep seeing it.

[Black Widow]

Who is this? Peyton List from the Disney show Bunk'd.

[RP]

I bet HBK is not the star of that movie.

[RP]

lol Foley lost the Ron Burgandy hair due.

[Simple Fan]

She's 18, go on with your thoughts. Being on a Disney show scared me.

[Lock Jaw]

Foley's hair getting shorter and shorter

[Droford]

Its the commissioner Foley haircut

https://lylesmoviefiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wwe-commissioner-mick-foley.jpg

[ClockShot]

Foley's hair getting shorter and shorter

His memory too if he gotta keep putting notes on his hands.

[RP]

She's 18, go on with your thoughts. Being on a Disney show scared me.

I checked too before i came back to make a comment about that tittie peaking out.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Lock Jaw]

Foley almost looking like a normal human being

[RP]

SECURITYARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgggggggg

[Lock Jaw]

Oh boy, this match starts the show! Which means it will probably end in some sort of shenanigan and happen again later in the show, or lead to a tag team match later in the night

[Emperor Smeat]

Foley's buzz cut and long neck sweater looks a lot better than what he normally looked like.

So did Foley or anyone else never bother to call Taker to see if he was on his way before the show?

[Lock Jaw]

Foley's buzz cut and long neck sweater looks a lot better than what he normally looked like.

So did Foley or anyone else never bother to call Taker to see if he was on his way before the show?

And before they started advertising that he would be there?

[Lock Jaw]

#KevinOwen'sMangledArmpit

[Dark One]

Hello darkness my old friend.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Dark One]

WILL ROMAN OVERCOME THE ODDS AGAIN?!

[Lock Jaw]

Hello Dark One, my old friend

[DAMN iNATOR]

Braun interrupts...what a surprise. :roll:

[Ruien]

BRAUN!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

*DONG*

[A.J.K]

A wild Shitman Stains the B show, if only WWE could hire Duke The Dumpster to take out the trash, but since he's unavailable art the moment, JeriKO and Brauuuunnnnnnnnn's Destruction company can handle this job.

[RP]

2 people in the crowd boo.

[Lock Jaw]

VAN SETHINATOR

[ClockShot]

Braun vs. Seth right now.

My wish is granted.

[Droford]

They need to put Braun in the shark cage and have him destroy it so Jericho can't be in it at the Rumble

[RP]

Oh boy, this match starts the show! Which means it will probably end in some sort of shenanigan and happen again later in the show, or lead to a tag team match later in the night

:lol:

[Ruien]

Wish Braun would feud/destroy more mid card people before moving into the main event. Guess WWE did not learn anything from Ryback.

[Dark One]

If you told me an authority figure was coming out to cut a promo next to a shark cage in order to rebook a 2 on 1 handicap match for a championship, I'm pretty sure I would have guessed WCW.

[Droford]

8 gmt is when o'clock us?

[DAMN iNATOR]

VAN SETHINATOR

I'm gonna go sue him for © infringement... BRB. :shifty:

[A.J.K]

If you told me an authority figure was coming out to cut a promo next to a shark cage in order to rebook a 2 on 1 handicap match for a championship, I'm pretty sure I would have guessed WCW.

Vince Russo is that you?

[Droford]

Vince Russo is that you?

There would be a pole involved somewhere with Russo

[A.J.K]

There would be a pole involved somewhere with Russo

Chris Jericho's list and his scarf would be on it.

[Triple A]

8 gmt is when o'clock us?

5 hours ahead of ET, so 3 PM ET

(idk if this is a reference to something or if ur really asking, I just put Raw on)

[Dark One]

There would be a pole involved somewhere with Russo

We're essentially having a Chris Jericho on a pole match at the Rumble...

[ClockShot]

Oh Seth, don't be silly and tweet lies.

[The Condor]

15 minutes in and this show is already a fucking abortion.

[Droford]

5 hours ahead of ET, so 3 PM ET

(idk if this is a reference to something or if ur really asking, I just put Raw on)

Advert for the UK tourney on the Network this weekend.

Bold strategy going up against the NFL playoffs both days

[Lock Jaw]

Strowman seems like he would be a nice guy IRL

[Droford]

I'm calling it now for sure. At some point Braun is getting put in that cage and he's going to bend the bars and break out. Or Robocop comes to save him. But probably him destroying the cage.

[RP]

Smackdown on yet?

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[Ruien]

15 minutes in and this show is already a fucking abortion.

Alabama and Clemson is on now.

[A.J.K]

I'm surprised WWE didn't go somewhere with Johnny Knockout and "Big Sweaty Men".

[Dark One]

Rollins is only like the second person to even get to ATTEMPT a pinfall on Strowman, I think.

[Droford]

Www missed an opportunity to have Damien Sandow vs Braun Strowman

Brains vs Braun

[slik]

that was most crossfit jesus pose of all-time

[Droford]

Lol countout

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins with the patented Flying Nothing spot.

[RP]

I think there is a hole in the barricade

[Droford]

In the back they had to be yelling don't hit our expensive led ringposts like that

[Dark One]

Just to clarify:

Raw started with a waved off handicap match for a championship, and that was then followed up by a match ending with a double count out.

[Savio]

BOOK BRAUN LIKE A MONSTER!

[DAMN iNATOR]

One does not pin Braun.

One can only hope to SURVIVE Braun.

[Emperor Smeat]

With the way they have gone heavy in Strowmn being a beast to take down, going to be ridiculous once his monster push ends and he's always getting knocked down with ease.

[Lock Jaw]

Grant Ward

[ClockShot]

Oh, HBK's promoting a movie.

Big deal.

[RP]

Is it me or is HBK getting more crosseyed as he gets older.

[ClockShot]

Yeah.

Braun ought to be obliterating everything in his path to Rumble. Even if main eventers are in the way.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just to clarify:

Raw started with a waved off handicap match for a championship, and that was then followed up by a match ending with a double count out.

To be fair, very slim pickings since the other choices were either a Reigns victory like the last time he wrestled to start a show or a long and drawn out promo.

[Dark One]

Grant Ward

Can't wait for the movie to reveal he was actually Satan all along.

[A.J.K]

Can't wait for the movie to reveal he was actually Satan all along.

insert higher power joke here

[Lock Jaw]

Lots of promos for 24 Legacy....... hope it is good.......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't wait for the movie to reveal he was actually Satan all along.

COME ON DUDE...SPOILER TAG THAT SHIT!

[slik]

I'm wondering what the Taker appearance will be...He is either A) in the rumble B) setting up WM or C) it will have no purpose

[Savio]

It'd be pretty funny is the rumors were FALSE

[DAMN iNATOR]

A voodoo doll, Corey? REALLY?!

[RP]

These camera guys are always backstage at the right time to catch the important conversations. It's a talent.

[RP]

handle a candle

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Big Show to star in next two parts of The Knucklehead Trilogy: <a href="https://t.co/p9JXRH3fPs">https://t.co/p9JXRH3fPs</a> <a href="https://t.co/FfvOujikLX">pic.twitter.com/FfvOujikLX</a></p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/status/818631831385948160">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

It WILL change, Charlotte. Not at the Rumble, but at WrestleMania.

[Savio]

I want to hear Nia Jax say "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!"

[Ruien]

Damn. Nia does not look intimidating next to Charlotte.

[Dark One]

Oh thank god Austin Aries.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Aries looks like he's about Cole's height, maybe shorter...

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte and Sasha yelling at each other w/ Bayley in the background to hype up Charlotte/Bayley match

[RP]

Gallagher needs knee pads.

[slik]

Jack Gallagher and Daivari are great!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Charlotte and Sasha yelling at each other w/ Bayley in the background to hype up Charlotte/Bayley match

They really need to ask what that means for thus Sunday.

[Dark One]

Looking forward to the inevitable Sheamus vs Gallagher "Loser Has to get a Tan" Match.

[RP]

Gulak vs Galagher, loser has to wear knee pads.

[KIRA]

Ok focused enough on RAW now and sidenote Jessica Cruz might be my new favorite green lantern.

[Savio]

Is Gulak green?

[RP]

See Aries agrees. Probably reading this thread.

[slik]

Galagher should get white tights

[Savio]

Nice slow cruiser weight action!

[Dark One]

I really want an Austin Aries "Thumb to the eye" shirt.

The man of 1,004 eye pokes.

[KIRA]

The amount of naked knees in the ring I...JUST can't...

[Emperor Smeat]

Looking forward to the inevitable Sheamus vs Gallagher "Loser Has to get a Tan" Match.

Or the first ever Silly Nanny match with pre-match tea/beer drink in place of a handshake for good sports.

[Dark One]

Big fan of the Raw Plodding Weight division.

[Dark One]

Need Neville to come out here and destroy these nerds.

[Dark One]

Need Neville to come out here and destroy these nerds.

I still cannot believe I'm typing this.

[KIRA]

get some knee pads FFS its just not right

[A.J.K]

I really want an Austin Aries "Thumb to the eye" shirt.

The man of 1,004 eye pokes.

He must be reading this thread.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Gallagher wins.

[RP]

This crowd is digging this so much right now.

[Dark One]

"A headbutt like that will knock the personality right out of you if you're Drew Gulak."

How many headbutts has Drew Gulak taken, then?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Aries and Cole have absolutely 0 chemistry on commentary <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Hunter Copeland (@hunterc1310) <a href="https://twitter.com/hunterc1310/status/818634768824860672">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Looking at Jack Gallager in HD is eye-damaging no joke its killing my eyes.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is that Shawn or Crocodile Dundee?

[RP]

Looked like Willie Nelson to me

[Maluco]

Does not really speak like a gentleman character, bar a few words...Or am I just seeing a bad promo?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Looking at Jack Gallager in HD is eye-damaging no joke its killing my eyes.

Now imagine him and Sheamus standing together.

[A.J.K]

HB SHIZZLE is here MAGGLE!

[Savio]

Looking at Jack Gallager in HD is eye-damaging no joke its killing my eyes.

Racist

[Lock Jaw]

Ok focused enough on RAW now and sidenote Jessica Cruz might be my new favorite green lantern.

I :heart: Jessica Cruz

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for HBK to convert the crowd to Christianity LIVE TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Looked like Willie Nelson to me

Sweet. I'd love to see Undertaker vs. Willie Nelson at WM 33! (Career vs. Career of course).

[RP]

Did they cancel Chrisley?

[KIRA]

Now imagine him and Sheamus standing together.

I'd do less harm splashing bleach into my face.

[RP]

Undertaker coming back tonight to tell us he's coming back.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Nobody has still bothered to call Taker to see if he's even on his way to the arena.

Really want him to no show just to see the hilarity of what happens next.

[Dark One]

Mick Foley looks like a schizophrenic fisherman from Nova Scotia.

[DAMN iNATOR]

1 hour time limit on a show with 2+ hours left...makes sense.

[RP]

LOL HBK is done. Could barely get on his knees there.

[slik]

I hope Foley doesn't produce Undertaker because I would really like Foley off my screen

[KIRA]

I :heart: Jessica Cruz

Loving everything they do with her, shes the first Lantern I can actually connect with and thus cheer on.

[RP]

HBK having a heart attack

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mick Foley looks like a schizophrenic fisherman from Nova Scotia.

I've gotta wonder if they'll ever show the right side of his face with the short hairdo, given the deformed ear and all.

[Black Widow]

It was nice of Shawn to do a Make a Wish for Perkins.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No, we don't know why Shawn Michaels is dressed like Skinner <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/818636962198417408">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Old Man Michaels.

[Savio]

What if they throw a battery?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shawn trying self-depricating humor. Dangerous.

[KIRA]

Shawn acknowledging that he is old

[slik]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kids all wondering WTF a "theater" is...

[RP]

The Resurrection of Grant Ward

[Evil Vito]

LANAAAAAAAAAA

[Dark One]

Even Shawn Michaels has a dead crowd.

[RP]

I would cook my food in Lana's dirty underwear.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If Lana's not out there to proposition Shawn for sexual relations later, these 3 need to GTFO.

[KIRA]

My big question to HBK is do you wear a hairpiece in this movie?

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev isn't wrong with the CGI idea.

[RP]

" I'm not a wookie ! " lol

[Evil Vito]

Rusev is the best

[Savio]

She looks like a christmas tree

[RP]

Rusev is gold.

[Ruien]

LOL RUSEV.

[Evil Vito]

Give Rusev all of the titles please.

[slik]

OMG this is AWFUL

[KIRA]

I can't get over how stupid Enzo looks in that chair

[Simple Fan]

Timmy!

[Dark One]

One hour has elapsed.

Feel like I've been watching this since 2016.

[Ruien]

Why is Enzo in a chair?

[Dark One]

That kid is all of us.

[slik]

I wish Seth Rollins would've come out and demand HBK tell him why HHH is too scared to face him like a man

[KIRA]

One hour has elapsed.

Feel like I've been watching this since 2016.

Thats because you have its been the same show for a long time.

[Ruien]

Feel like I liked Enzo until he went against Rusev. Now I dispose him.

[Evil Vito]

Enzo Amore deserves a really big push.









Off a cliff by Rusev.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/hE3K8Pg.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL @ that laugh by Lana.

[KIRA]

Feel like I liked Enzo until he went against Rusev. Now I dispose him.

He's been a dick and they are trying to somehow make him the good guy in this when really Rusev is

[Dark One]

This is worse than one of those drunk Roddy Piper guest spots.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: all of that just to set a match between Cass and Jinder.

[Ruien]

He's been a dick and they are trying to somehow make him the good guy in this when really Rusev is

Ya, it is really odd. Wonder if they realize they are booking Rusev perfectly as a face and Enzo perfectly as a heel.

[KIRA]

Now I want Vince McMahon's body pillow Cynick to tell me how that was a fantastic segment that hit all the right areas and should've lasted much longer.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is worse than one of those drunk Roddy Piper guest spots.

How dare you speak ill of the dead, sir?! (slaps with Gallagher's white glove)

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a botch by Cass?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they ever call him Collin Cassidy on Raw?

[KIRA]

I'm calling it Enzo is gonna be moved to an announcing position or something the min he and Cass split.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was that a botch by Cass?

Yes

[Evil Vito]

That segment felt longer than The Pianist.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was Undertaker running late so they will do this as the main instead?

[Ruien]

I'm calling it Enzo is gonna be moved to an announcing position or something the min he and Cass split.

Can't see Cass surviving on his own. Enzo has no shot though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

That segment felt longer than The Pianist.

That's what she said.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">HBK's Superkick &gt; Everyone Else Who Ever Tried A Superkick <a href="https://t.co/Kdohtcds6J">pic.twitter.com/Kdohtcds6J</a></p>&mdash; Slice Wrestling (@EntSlice) <a href="https://twitter.com/EntSlice/status/818642944643231745">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

Can't see Cass surviving on his own. Enzo has no shot though.

Agree on Cass but Enzo could work out well as a comedy or underdog type character. He already has the 2 biggest things the WWE likes the most, charisma and great promo ability.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was Undertaker running late so they will do this as the main instead?

Mick still has a little over a half-hour to produce him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">HBK's Superkick &gt; Everyone Else Who Ever Tried A Superkick <a href="https://t.co/Kdohtcds6J">pic.twitter.com/Kdohtcds6J</a></p>&mdash; Slice Wrestling (@EntSlice) <a href="https://twitter.com/EntSlice/status/818642944643231745">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Try telling it to James Ellsworth.

[KIRA]

Can't see Cass surviving on his own. Enzo has no shot though.

They pushed Roman through hell and High water and Cass has shown that hes ok(not completely lost) on his own so he will be fine baring a massive fuck-up.

[Ruien]

Agree on Cass but Enzo could work out well as a comedy or underdog type character. He already has the 2 biggest things the WWE likes the most, charisma and great promo ability.

Guess I could see that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Emma's debuting her makeover as Emmalima SOON guys, WE SWEAR, OK?!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was Jan Itor on Raw too?

[Ruien]

Wonder what Emma will wear on her debut. Would be around if she came out in layers of clothes so you can't see her figure at all.

[slik]

trying to stay awake for undertaker segment

[RP]

Welp that national title game is over.

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't remember if it was the same the last time he wrestled but seems like Lince Dorado's mask got the WWE treatment done to it.

Got rid of the eye covering it had before.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder what Emma will wear on her debut. Would be around if she came out in layers of clothes so you can't see her figure at all.

If it was SmackDown! LIVE, she'd have already been one of the "La Luchadora"'s.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is it just me, or was Neville audibly reminding Dorado of a couple of those match spots?

[KIRA]

SO glad Neville stoped the high flying double armbar submission good way to go

[DAMN iNATOR]

No, Cole. He has 25 minutes, not 35.

[KIRA]

So HBK returns to plug a movie nobody will see I hope Taker has a cooking show he wants to shill.

[Droford]

Www is doing the same idiotic 30th anniversary thing they did with the WM 25 when its not the 30th anniversary

[A.J.K]

So HBK returns to plug a movie nobody will see I hope Taker has a cooking show he wants to shill.

Grimp Reaper BBQ Hour?

[DAMN iNATOR]

So HBK returns to plug a movie nobody will see I hope Taker has a cooking show he wants to shill.

"The REAL Hell's Kitchen".

[KIRA]

No, Cole. He has 25 minutes, not 35.

BONESAW ONLY NEEDS 3 MINUTES!

[RP]

No, Cole. He has 25 minutes, not 35.

Is he considered " produced " before his ring entrance ends?

[Savio]

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Slik just wondering, why do you always promote this guy?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if WWE got any backlash for shamelessly copying the "Remember the Alamo" phrase to market the Rumble.

Then again they did make a dick joke earlier out of The Pianist film which take place during the Holocaust.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is he considered " produced " before his ring entrance ends?

As long as he's on-camera, I would think so.

[Droford]

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Steph undercutting the women again after she got praised for not doing it to Charlotte.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

Mona.

[Dark One]

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

There have been rumors of Sasha having a "big match" at Mania.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Take that Smackdown Live! Five Announcers!

[Dark One]

Why the fuck do they have MACHINEGUNKA on the announce table but not Sex Ferguson? Some bullshit.

[Evil Vito]

It wouldn't be Raw without the token "Steph talks down to a member of the roster for no reason" segment.

[Droford]

Gallows pants are bothersome

[Evil Vito]

I'll always root for Luke Gallows. I don't give a fuck.

[Maluco]

Gallows pants are bothersome

His whole look is awful IMO..

[Dark One]

I'll always root for Luke Gallows. I don't give a fuck.

Good brother!

[Emperor Smeat]

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

Maybe that is plan B since Ronda's star value plummeted badly.


It wouldn't be Raw without the token "Steph talks down to a member of the roster for no reason" segment.

Yeup.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was the best Titus who has ever been on Raw.

[Droford]

Mona.

Tony Danza went to college on a Wrestling scholarship

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

Special Guest Ref Alyssa Milano.

[KIRA]

I see Gallows but where is his partner Christopher Daniels?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shizaro? The liquid Shizaro.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did someone use an electric razor to Sheamus' head while he was sleeping as a joke?

His mohawk looks awful tonight.

[Dark One]

Hour 75:

Raw still going on. All hope is lost.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mick's got 3 MINUTES!

[Dark One]

Mick's got 3 MINUTES!

Can't wait for Undertaker to rip his mask off and reveal he was Eric Bischoff all along.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't wait for Undertaker to rip his mask off and reveal he was Eric Bischoff all along.

IKR?!

[KIRA]

Hour 75:

Raw still going on. All hope is lost.

Don't you pussy out on me we still have an hr of stupid shit to mock.

[A.J.K]

Mick's got 3 MINUTES!

Did you say 3 MINUTES?

[slik]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Uh oh Survivor will be won tomorrow.

[Dark One]

Don't you pussy out on me we still have an hr of stupid shit to mock.

Really wish Mike Chioda would ask me if I want to quit.

[slik]

Slik just wondering, why do you always promote this guy?

Slik respects Talent.

[Dark One]

I feel like having the looming threat of Roman beating two dudes at once as the main event is not a good viewer retention strategy.

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised the WWE never bothered to do the side plate stuff for all their belts. Could make a fortune selling them if they had a lot more wrestler logos available than just whoever wins the Universal or WWE belts.

[KIRA]

Can't wait for Undertaker to rip his mask off and reveal he was Eric Bischoff all along.

or he could do this

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Uh-oh, get ready folks! Looks like we're getting screamy old man Foley possibly again tonight!

[slik]

FINALLY. Save Us Undertaker.

[Emperor Smeat]

So Foley either legit forgot where his phone is or doesn't even have a quarter for a pay phone if he still didn't bother to call Taker to see where he was.

This might also be the worst summoning of Taker ever.