The Official Royal Rumble 2017 Discussion Thread - Brought to you by Wolf Cola

[Maluco]

Awesome match, Cena is incredible. A guy like him on top for so long, and he just keeps getting better and better in the ring. Absolute legend.

Completely won me over.

[#1-norm-fan]

YEE! CENA!

[KIRA]

Im cool with this that was fun worth it.

[Dark One]

Can't be salty about it... Styles kicked out of like 5 AAs, including a fucking top rope one and he's still 3-1 against Cena.

Now here's to hoping we get the rumored Cena vs Rumble Winner

SAMOA JOE

No chance of that actually happening, but hot damn..

[#1-norm-fan]

What was the finisher count? I lost track.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match

Kind of wish that was a Wrestlemania match/moment...... feel like at Mania I would rather see a "long reign coming to an end" in a "big moment" instead of a "short reign being defended".......

[Evil Vito]

I'd be stunned if anybody other than Taker won the Rumble now. Reigns is tied up with Strowman and they aren't gonna take the belt off of Cena again next month I'd think.

We'll see.

[#1-norm-fan]

So Taker's chances of winning the rumble just took a jump up. Not sure who else Cena would face.

[Lock Jaw]

What was the finisher count? I lost track.

Think it might be

Finisher Count: 7 (4 for Cena, 3 for AJ)
Submission Finisher: 2 (1 each)

[road doggy dogg]

that kid gonna be dead in like 24 hours

[RP]

Cena just seems like an amazing dude. I cant be mad at this.

[Locke]

Time for the Royal

[Jari]

Outstanding match.

All I hope now is AJ gets a good opponent at WM. Deserves it for being WWE's GOAT for 2016/2017.

[KIRA]

Every time even Cenas haters can't not acknowledge.

[Locke]

That one year when they did the Royal Rumble as the first match, why did they do that. Only reason I can think is if the other matches on the card would have set up too many feuds to lead up Wrestlemania which would have "tipped their hand" had they done those first.

[Dark One]

Outstanding match.

All I hope now is AJ gets a good opponent at WM. Deserves it for being WWE's GOAT for 2016/2017.

Probably going to be wrestling Curt Hawkins on the pre-show.

[Triple A]

I'd be stunned if anybody other than Taker won the Rumble now. Reigns is tied up with Strowman and they aren't gonna take the belt off of Cena again next month I'd think.

We'll see.

So Taker's chances of winning the rumble just took a jump up. Not sure who else Cena would face.

I think "Meltzer" said:

Bray Wyatt might win the title at Elimination Chamber... so Orton might win the Royal Rumble

[Locke]

I've got a lot of ground to make up in the posting contest, but I'll be on my A game for the Royal.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd be stunned if anybody other than Taker won the Rumble now. Reigns is tied up with Strowman and they aren't gonna take the belt off of Cena again next month I'd think.

We'll see.

Strowman winning and Reigns getting the title next month seems likely.

They like going with the less likely WM challenger winning when there's two titles for "shock value". Sheamus, Del Rio, etc.

[Maluco]

Would they stun everyone and do Goldberg/Cena?

[Jari]

Cena vs Taker at WM a step closer now?

[XL]

That would have been SO good at Mania.

[Locke]

QUESTION: Will Kane enter the Royal Rumble?

[Poit]

So Taker's chances of winning the rumble just took a jump up. Not sure who else Cena would face.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/5d/9e/5d5d9e78ce554f347af092db1f81b72b.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

Can't wait...RUMBLE

[Jari]

Probably going to be wrestling Curt Hawkins on the pre-show.

Would almost rather that than getting lumped in another 6 person ladder match for IC title.

[Jari]

QUESTION: Will Kane enter the Royal Rumble?

Corporate or Demon?

[Locke]

Corporate or Demon?

Not falling for your tricks here.

FOLLOW MY INCREDIBLE JOURNEY!

[road doggy dogg]

that Foley show looks really fucking awful

[Poit]

Corporate or Demon?

Both.

The many faces of <strike>Foley</strike> Kane.

[Jari]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/5d/9e/5d5d9e78ce554f347af092db1f81b72b.jpg

I would say they won't serve up Cena and Orton again, then I remember someone had the idea for a Sheamus/Cesaro best of 7 series.

[Locke]

Which Superfans have been spotted in the crowd tonight. Saw tall white guy with long hair, at ringside like always.

[Dark One]

lol at the dude trying to get a seflie with Noelle in the background.

[Frank Drebin]

So how does Rollins factor into this?

[Evil Vito]

I mean they could still have Cena lose the belt in the Chamber next month and then face somebody else at Mania - but that would seem odd.

[Jari]

Both.

The many faces of <strike>Foley</strike> Kane.

Fake Diesel for the 3rd

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So much filler in this PPV. Slows down all excitement.

[Lock Jaw]

that Foley show looks really fucking awful

It is the most "obviously staged"/"fake" reality show I have seen...... (not that I have really seen too many)

[A.J.K]

Both.

The many faces of <strike>Foley</strike> Kane.

Issac Yankem DDS?

[Jari]

Which Superfans have been spotted in the crowd tonight. Saw tall white guy with long hair, at ringside like always.

Luminous green fan in the front row

[Locke]

Cory Graves is "all about" accessories on his suit. He got a corsage AND pocket square. Hold summadat

[Lock Jaw]

Went and got myself a snack....

[Dark One]

I think "Meltzer" said:

Bray Wyatt might win the title at Elimination Chamber... so Orton might win the Royal Rumble

Would laugh uncontrollably at Cena tying Flair's record just to lose two weeks later.

[Locke]

At what point did Brits get used to the pronunciation of "Triple H"? Would you prefer "Triple Haitch"

[KIRA]

Oh god A fucking clown? she is scrapping the bottom of the bottom.

HATE CLOWNS WITH A PASSION

[Dark One]

Rollins segment was really cool. Big fan of any unexpected/guerilla style segments.

[Jari]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f8162b53c75165ac49a6e165b282f2a0/tumblr_mz2siojfUw1rqhkn3o1_1280.jpg

Not this guy

[road doggy dogg]

the nightman cometh

[Lock Jaw]

Damn another video package

Just get to the Rumble

[Evil Vito]

The betting favorites are undefeated and Taker is not the current Rumble favorite. But it's tough for me to see the favorite winning. Guess we'll see.

[Lock Jaw]

Y'all drinking your Wolf Cola tonight?

[Droford]

Wonder who #2 and #12 are

[Locke]

How can there be actual betting on fake wrestling, that has just got to be marred in corruption

[road doggy dogg]

jerry the king lawler

zzz

[Locke]

Wonder who #2 and #12 are

I'm #2 in the Royal Rumble game, why are you wondering those?

[Dark One]

Really wish Cole wouldn't call it "The top 15 moments of the royal rumble!" but I guess it's a better line than "Here's 15 more random math things."

[Evil Vito]

Have had an absolutely brutal go of it in Tipsters. But I think most people had the two title matches swapped anyway.

[Locke]

I got the internet goin nutz, while waitin for the Royal I be holdin my nutz

[Jari]

Cory Graves is "all about" accessories on his suit. He got a corsage AND pocket square. Hold summadat

He is one suave motherfucker is our Corey

[Evil Vito]

Y'all drinking your Wolf Cola tonight?

Nah I sold all of mine to Boko Haram

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish Cole wouldn't call it "The top 15 moments of the royal rumble!" but I guess it's a better line than "Here's 15 more random math things."

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE NUMBERS

[Jari]

How can there be actual betting on fake wrestling, that has just got to be marred in corruption

They deny any knowledge of results but last year Zack Ryder was the favourite for the IC title match :roll::roll::roll:

[Locke]

Kane my boy with the most all time RR eliminations.

[KIRA]

I really wish we could morph Lawler back into the 90's version minus him touching underage girls(Doug Gilbert said it not me)

[road doggy dogg]

Ric Flair is the best

[Emperor Smeat]

I mean they could still have Cena lose the belt in the Chamber next month and then face somebody else at Mania - but that would seem odd.

Would feel like the time Hogan got the Unidsputed belt only to drop it within a month later. His title reign felt more like a "thank you for your career" than anything that could be used for the long term.

WWE could be thinking the same in giving Cena a final thank you title reign but don't want him to break the record anymore and because he's too busy with outside stuff now.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't get Paul Heyman insinutating that Lesnar will eat and sleep during the Rumble match

[slik]

Here we go! Can't wait!!

[Jari]

1992 - still the best Rumble

[Evil Vito]

Cannot believe that they're going to Philly for another Rumble

[#1-norm-fan]

"If you win the rumble, pray you don't get the same number. Only one winner has won from the same number twice."

... That doesn't seem like a jinx. GETTING the same number has probably only happened like once or twice. Fact guy's running out of shit to say.

[Theo Dious]

HOLY SHIT THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT ANNIVERSARY MEANS

[Locke]

here comes the ROyal motha frickin Rumble

[Dark One]

Would be hilarious if Goldberg or Lesnar came in early and got eliminated before the other got in the match

[Locke]

Cannot believe that they're going to Philly for another Rumble

Why?

[Jari]

Would feel like the time Hogan got the Unidsputed belt only to drop it within a month later. His title reign felt more like a "thank you for your career" than anything that could be used for the long term.

WWE could be thinking the same in giving Cena a final thank you title reign but not let him break the record now that he's very busy with outside stuff.

Can't help but feel dropping the belt in 2 weeks would diminish the moment of winning the title. He has to be going into WM as champion.

[road doggy dogg]

ROYAL RUMBLE

[slik]

Would laugh uncontrollably at Cena tying Flair's record just to lose two weeks later.

Get ready ;)

[Locke]

Oh because they boo a lot

[Dark One]

Cannot believe that they're going to Philly for another Rumble

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REIGNS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dark One]

What's the interval this year? One minute? 90 seconds?

[Locke]

Oh fuck it's the Enzo guy

That guy's gonna kick out my #2.... fuck

unless it's his partner

[Droford]

Zach Gowen should have won like 5 Rumbles

[road doggy dogg]

S
A
W
F
T

[RP]

I bet number 2 is Corbin

[Jari]

Cannot believe that they're going to Philly for another Rumble

There can only be one winner:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2kWUbrx4EMw/maxresdefault.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Love Goldberg. Hope he wins.

[Theo Dious]

Oh fuck SOMEONE STEP ON THIS FUCK

[KIRA]

Aww yea

[Locke]

Would love if wrestlers did promos during their rumble entrances, would be so funny

Like when the godfather came out with hoes

Wanna see someone come in with a mic

[Crimson]

Enzo will be #2

[#1-norm-fan]

Miss The Fink running down the rules.

[Locke]

GOD DAMMiT

Whoevers #2 is gonna get squash'd by CASS

[Locke]

Enzo will be #2

Thts what i'm thinking,,,

[Droford]

#2 is clearly Enzo

[Lock Jaw]

Really slowing this down here.....

[RP]

Enzo trying to outdo Undertakers entrance. That just wont happen.

[Evil Vito]

I feel like they're just stalling for time.

[KIRA]

Big Cass IS Too SAWFT to make it to WM

[Frank Drebin]

Start the match, ffs

[Locke]

Since I have small mucles and my dick is somewhat small it seems good that I don't have to be in Texas where everyone is saying "everything's bigger in Texas" all the time

[Dark One]

Gotta fill that extra hour.

[Emperor Smeat]

I feel like they're just stalling for time.

They do have like another 90 minutes left not counting any possible over-time.

[Lock Jaw]

Big Cass #1 to point at the sign

[Crimson]

Alright hurry the hell up

[Locke]

Enzo dancing like Borat used to, anyone notice tht

[Locke]

They do have like another 90 minutes left not counting any possible over-time.

WWE has no shame in ending a PPV 15 minutes early

[Triple A]

lol being drawn out incredibly long

[Savio]

Damn was kind hoping Jericho would win.

[KIRA]

Would love if wrestlers did promos during their rumble entrances, would be so funny

Like when the godfather came out with hoes

Wanna see someone come in with a mic

CM Punk was preaching the values of Straight Edge between eliminations

[Droford]

Wool I got Jericho!

[Locke]

Oh shit I got Chris Jericho

[Emperor Smeat]

Still think Jericho should have been left in the shark cage and only lowered down now since he's number #2.

[Savio]

"Every 20 minutes" lol

[Locke]

Wool I got Jericho!

No I did faggot

[RP]

JERICHO!

Had Jericho as my longest

[#1-norm-fan]

POINTING SEASON HAS BEGUN

[Crimson]

Why does Jerry need the rules read to him. He's called like 20 rumbles

[Droford]

Characters?

[Dark One]

"Every 20 minutes" lol

Explains the 6 hour show.

[Locke]

Wool I got Jericho!

I had to fill in the last spots from guys I know on another forum since NO ONE HERE would do it.

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You're #12

[road doggy dogg]

yo what does that mean, whoever wins after entering at #19 I get a blowjob or something/

[Volare]

i like Cass starting, gives him a good rub with a lenghty run and a few good spots.

[KIRA]

Characters.....what?

[Locke]

let's go Jericho eliminate Cass with Walls of Jericho

[Locke]

Jericho you chode get back in the ring

[Dark One]

Glad for the two minute interval though. Really like the longer Rumbles. The ones with 60/90 second intervals usually feel kind of rushed.

[Sting Fan]

Its kind of a stacked Rumble with who we know is on plus a few others you would assume being upper tier guys.

[road doggy dogg]

Glad for the two minute interval though. Really like the longer Rumbles. The ones with 60/90 second intervals usually feel kind of rushed.

so far this rumble feels anything but rushed

[Theo Dious]

That was a 90 second interval.

[Locke]

lol ramp is mad long... Kalisto lookin like he's in WWF No Mercy

[Dark One]

Wing son his tights? Did Kalisto have to steal Rich Swann's gear?

[slik]

Kalisto should keep the trunks.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kalisto entering this good rumb... royal rumble... thing...

GOD DAMMIT!

[Locke]

Who's "Mojo"

Jericho - kill him

[road doggy dogg]

this guy looks like a backyard wrestler

[KIRA]

I hope Kalisto gets Taka Michinokued

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if Mojo's caffeine buzz is going to last long enough for him to stay hyped or have a chance to win the Rumble.

[Triple A]

Using stopwatch on phone to see if it's really 2 mins... that last one seemed fast

[GD]

It's taking forever to get to the ring

[Droford]

Mojo Rumbley

[GD]

Using stopwatch on phone to see if it's really 2 mins... that last one seemed fast

Ditto

[Locke]

DrA how do you count joint eliminations?

[slik]

It has not been two minutes

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Gallagher

Rumble got a lot more Gentlemany.

[Maluco]

Someone is arriving to clear the ring at some stage anyway, with the likes of kalisto and mojo in there

[Triple A]

yo it's definitely 90 SECONDS wtf

[Locke]

That's not Swag Jacker

[#1-norm-fan]

Did not feel like 2 minutes.

[Poit]

Extraordinary.

[KIRA]

And I hope Mojo just straight up breaks his legs

[slik]

I hate Mojo Rawley so much

[Evil Vito]

So happy Gallagher's in this.

[Dark One]

Hitting people with an umbrella doesn't seem very gentlemanly.

[Locke]

LOL this guy is hilarious... like a WWE Charlie Chaplin

Hilarious tights

[road doggy dogg]

for being such a "loaded" rumble feels pretty jobber-heavy so far

[Triple A]

90 seconds this is freakin' BS... lying to us

[Triple A]

LOL this guy is hilarious... like a WWE Charlie Chaplin

Hilarious tights

He is great!!! Jack Gallagher

[Savio]

Gallaher is gonna win the Rumble for me :)

[Locke]

ROFL @ the brella

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ this guy

[Droford]

Uhoh

[Theo Dious]

MIZARK!!!

[RP]

I get the feeling this Rumble is about to suck

[Locke]

Please Jack Gallagher vs Mark Henry

[road doggy dogg]

i thought sexual chocolate was retired

[Crimson]

Can they leave Henry's theme on the rest of the night

[KIRA]

I need Jack Gallagher to win this whole fucking thing

[Locke]

Yes hilarious

Thank you

[Droford]

Jacks still alive woo

[road doggy dogg]

what show is Henry even on

[Poit]

i thought sexual chocolate was retired

Since when has that ever prevented someone from entering the Rumble match?

[Locke]

Gallagher - just chill at ringside and do funny stuff then come back in at the end

[Crimson]

Henry gets an elimination!

[Droford]

Boo

[Evil Vito]

LOL Mary Poppins elimination

[Locke]

LOL man that guy with the brella is a funny dude

[Droford]

Goodbye everyone

[Dark One]

That one was at least a legit 2 minutes.

[Dark One]

Braun gonna eliminate four dudes before the next entry.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/1wtKzhR.gif

:lol: at Gallagher's elimination

[KIRA]

Gallagher is gone RR is over for me

[Dark One]

LONG LIVE BRAUN

[Crimson]

Gene snitsky 2.0 clearing the ring

[Dark One]

Gallagher is gone RR is over for me

http://i.imgur.com/K5s3BDs.gif

[Maluco]

Someone is arriving to clear the ring at some stage anyway, with the likes of kalisto and mojo in there

Thought so

[#1-norm-fan]

Braun's probably not winning from this early.

[RP]

Big Show is next

[Crimson]

What happened to Jericho

[Locke]

Mojo Rawley and Mark Henry goin out like little bitces

[Dark One]

Braun gonna eliminate four dudes before the next entry.

Sup.

[Dark One]

Nice continuity.

[Locke]

They probably just do the countdown whenever it works best for the match since it's hard to time the momentum and stuff

[Locke]

Jericho get your ass in there and get me some reps

[Emperor Smeat]

If there is one thing I hate about Rumbles is when they always do the sudden "clear the ring of almost everyone" spot whenever the first big guy or star appears. Rather like constant chaos going on than the usual dull moments that happen most of the time because of it.

[Droford]

Jericho needs to pull Braun over right there

[Locke]

In the casual Royal Rumble game, the point isn't even to win, it's to get the most eliminations.

[road doggy dogg]

was Jericho eliminated

didn't see it

[Locke]

Jari jobbing to my ass right now

[Evil Vito]

Unwatchable on PS4 right now. Crashing every few seconds.

[Locke]

Bunch of fat fucks in this Royal Rumble.

[Locke]

was Jericho eliminated

didn't see it

pff

[Locke]

Unwatchable on PS4 right now. Crashing every few seconds.Happened to me a little, seems good now

[slik]

Strowman looking strong and delivering

[Locke]

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[road doggy dogg]

because locke and road doggy dogg are certified g's

[Emperor Smeat]

was Jericho eliminated

didn't see it

Nope just taking a mid-Rumble break like the Miz did for a recent Rumble I think.

[#1-norm-fan]

So much beard

[Triple A]

LOL man that guy with the brella is a funny dude

http://i.imgur.com/fphIW3K.gif

http://i.imgur.com/nstOkEx.gif

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[slik]

Dillenger????

[Dark One]

Braun so freaky strong. He lifted Show up into the body slam position like he was Rey Mysterio.

[Locke]

These tanks always get the most eliminations, but they're just in there to excite people and put someone over.

[Droford]

Oh god they did it

[Poit]

10! 10! 10!

[Locke]

Yall see how the countdown started after Big Show got elimnated and there was just empty time in the ring for Braun Strowman

[Dark One]

I cannot believe they were actually smart enough to do it. I'm sure Dillinger's about to tie Santino's record, but I figured they'd ignore the chants/requests and put out like Curt Hawkins.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/TxEBxlM.gif

[Evil Vito]

There has never been a more predictable mystery entrant slot ever. But the crowd would've hijacked the match if they didn't do it.

[Locke]

What's with the 10 meme

[RP]

Great moment for Dillenger

[Nicky Fives]

It had to be Dillinger.

[KIRA]

YES

[#1-norm-fan]

So everyone on TPWW called that one.

[Droford]

Oh Jesus

[road doggy dogg]

i hope there are some hilarious antics involving dillinger forming some type of escape plan to avoid being eliminated

[Dark One]

RIP Ellsworth.

[Nicky Fives]

ugh.

[Maluco]

Wasted spot on elsworth

[RP]

I really dont know Ellsworth in this. Obviously they couldnt get any good surprise entrants.

[Dark One]

i hope there are some hilarious antics involving dillinger forming some type of escape plan to avoid being eliminated

I get this reference.

[Triple A]

Why is the Currently Active Users bar in some random order

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[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgflip.com/1akmp5.gif

[Droford]

Ellsworth should have pulled him down

[Droford]

Yay I got Ambrose

[KIRA]

Guess Ellsworths makeover didn't take

[Triple A]

What's with the 10 meme

His gimmick is that he is a "perfect 10" I think

every1 chants "10"

[Emperor Smeat]

Ellsworth missed his chance to get rid of Braun had he grabbed him from the outside.

[Savio]

He had his thumb in his butt.

[Evil Vito]

So we went in with 8 unannounced entrants and we've gotten 5 from 11 spots: Kalisto, Gallagher, Henry, Dillinger, Ellsworth

[Sting Fan]

Jesus that Ellsworth landing looked painful

[Dark One]

Some more great continuity with the Ambrose/Ellsworth thing.

[KIRA]

i hope there are some hilarious antics involving dillinger forming some type of escape plan to avoid being eliminated

Nice one:lol:

[Triple A]

Is Jericho still in, where is he

[Locke]

Damn what did that Elsworth guy do to deserve that bump

[Dark One]

Ellsworth now dead.

[Locke]

Is Jericho still in, where is he
He was lurkin outside the ring for a lil but then what

[Locke]

Jericho you are fucking this up

[Locke]

Devddue87 kicking ass in the Casual Royal Rumble game.

[Dark One]

Would love Strowman to beat Reigns' record.

[Sixx]

so waitasecond, already had some surprise entrances? or were they all scheduled to be there so far