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Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 06:18 PM
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Last night at Royal Rumble, the Raw Tag Team Titles fell into the hands of two “good brothers,” The King of the Cruiserweights was crowned and Kevin Owens retained the WWE Universal Championship under monstrously questionable circumstances. How will the Raw landscape continue to change tonight? WWE.com has some ideas.

Raw Preview : Quick Hits

Stephanie McMahon to address Seth Rollins face-to-face
Brock Lesnar suffers second humiliation at the hands of Goldberg
The Monster Among Men gives The Prizefighter an assist
The “good brothers” score a controversial win
“The Queen of pay-per-view” goes 16-0
The King of the Cruiserweights ascends to the throne



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon">@StephMcMahon</a> addresses Seth Rollins. <br>Now you have plenty of time to find something to do for those 20 minutes<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/826104609018089472">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well, now seems just as good a time as any to figure out what the hell we're gonna do at WrestleMania <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/826077755544571904">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 07:50 PM
Who Starts the show off?

-Steph
-Roman
-JeriKO.

A.J.K
01-30-2017, 07:54 PM
Who Starts the show off?

-Steph
-Roman
-JeriKO.

length of opening promo

-5 minutes
-10 minutes
-20 minutes

Savio
01-30-2017, 07:56 PM
Lets do an over/under on 20.

I say over

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:01 PM
Hey, Jericho and Owens.

Someone's missing..........

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:01 PM
I miss Eden Styles saying "KEVIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS".......

A.J.K
01-30-2017, 08:01 PM
JERIKO!!!

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:02 PM
JERI-KO WINS!

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:02 PM
I miss Eden Styles saying "KEVIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS".......

JoJo tries to do it.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:02 PM
For the love of god I hope they actually give me a reason to go to Raw next week.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:03 PM
JoJo tries to do it.

Not really....

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:03 PM
The Mountain That Rides- Stroman on that cart at the Royal Rumble.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:03 PM
I don't ever want to hear someone utter the words "steel chair erection" again.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:03 PM
AND I AM, A CERTIFIED G,

What a minute..

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:03 PM
Kevin Owens with the Quebec tribute on his arm.... classy......

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:05 PM
Kevin Owens acting like he won all by himself

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:05 PM
Come on, anytime now.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:06 PM
Also, interesting that Charlotte went to 16-0 in singles competition in PPV matches (which obviously doesn't include the tag loss she suffered) the sane night as Vena won his (UGH) 16th world championship.

I begrudgingly offer my congratulations to them both.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:06 PM
Jericho the greatest Royal Rumble competitor of all time........ but never won it.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:08 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:08 PM
Nice of Braun to join the Kevin Owens victory party. Wonder if he will get a complimentary scarf as a gift for helping Owens.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:08 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2VIQqzPe6fFIyI/giphy.gif

Beep beep! BRAUN TIME!

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:09 PM
BRAUN WANTS CHALLENGE!

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
"Thank you Strowman"

Perfect.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
Ruh-roh! BRAUN HAS MEMORY!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
Keep expecting Braun to end his sentences with "brother"......

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
Strowman is better on the mic than Roman.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
If this happens, I'm in for the long haul tonight.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:10 PM
Foley bringing fashion to new heights

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:11 PM
Brauman?

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:11 PM
Nice suit Mick

KIRA
01-30-2017, 08:11 PM
Braun:ME WANT RED BELT RRAAWWWRRRR!

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
Even Jerry Lawler wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit, Foley.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
God, Foley looks like a goof.

But a wig on him.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
Strowman is better on the mic than Roman.

Strowman is a god among men.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
Orge Want title!

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
12 minutes.... under :(

A.J.K
01-30-2017, 08:12 PM
12 minutes.... under :(

surprising.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:13 PM
*Fingers crossed.*

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:13 PM
I'm all aboard the Braun train or cart or whatever.

BRAUN FOR CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:13 PM
StROMAN At WrestleMania. Drains costs him the title shot tonight.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:13 PM
If Braun wins the title tonight, I am keeping my ticket for next week's Raw.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:15 PM
If Braun wins the title tonight, I am keeping my ticket for next week's Raw.

Cause it won't be worth it to sell?

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:19 PM
Sami Zayn also with the Quebec armband.......

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:19 PM
Cause it won't be worth it to sell?

Shut up nerd.

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:20 PM
If Braun wins the title tonight, I am keeping my ticket for next week's Raw.

Yer gonna go no matter what you pussy.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:21 PM
Sami Zayn also with the Quebec armband.......

Announce crew mentioning it? KO lost it on some fat bitch last night for tweeting in French. She insulted him and said Trump should deport him,

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:21 PM
really loud woman in the crowd

saying "woo" a lot

louder than everyone

high pitched squeal

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:21 PM
Announce crew mentioning it? KO lost it on some fat bitch last night for tweeting in French.

What did he say

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:22 PM
Unity and peace.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:22 PM
I guess it was too much for Honey BooBoo.

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:23 PM
What did he say to the woman when he "lost it"

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:23 PM
Announce crew not mentioning it, they don't care.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:23 PM
This is not SD! LIVE, but Orton is now #2 all-time in length in a single Royal Rumble match. His time of 1:02:07 last night is a mere 5 seconds short of Rey Mysterious 2006 1:02:12 performance.

Unsurprisingly both men won their respective matches.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:23 PM
Called her a useless excuse for a human being.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:24 PM
Yer gonna go no matter what you pussy.

I could apparently make $60 on my floor seat, so if this is a huge turd of a show, I may turn it into a game or something else instead.

Unless it's STROWMANIA

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:24 PM
This is not SD! LIVE, but Orton is now #2 all-time in length in a single Royal Rumble match. His time of 1:02:07 is a mere 5 seconds short of Rey Mysterious 2006 1:02:12 performance.

Unsurprisingly both men won their respective matches.

Orton was only in for 20 minutes.

slik
01-30-2017, 08:25 PM
Frank The Clown could be KO's manager

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:25 PM
I could apparently make $60 on my floor seat, so if this is a huge turd of a show, I may turn it into a game or something else instead.

Unless it's STROWMANIA

Its gonna be Romania - thats a real country. How crazy is that?? - and you know it.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:25 PM
He's Rollermacka's manager!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:25 PM
I could apparently make $60 on my floor seat, so if this is a huge turd of a show, I may turn it into a game or something else instead.

Unless it's STROWMANIA

Get drunk and throw your sign into some kid's head (bring a sign)

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:26 PM
Frank The Clown could be KO's manager

If it means we get to see Noelle Foley's big bazoombas I'm all for it.

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:26 PM
What did he say to the woman when he "lost it"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You are an absolutely disgusting person. I pity you. <a href="https://t.co/snluMzRh0l">https://t.co/snluMzRh0l</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/825989868123783168">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:27 PM
Is this for the US belt? Does Y2J still have the belt?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:27 PM
No/Yes

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:27 PM
Wish the Blue Thunder Bomb was Sami's finisher........

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:28 PM
Sami staring uncomfortably directly into Jericho's junk for what seemed like 5 minutes.

Zayn probably thinking "Please don't play to the crowd, please dont play to the crowd, please.....ughhhh..."

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:28 PM
Wish the Blue Thunder Bomb was Sami's finisher........

So, Does Michael Cole.

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:29 PM
So, Does Michael Cole.

SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:29 PM
So, Does Michael Cole.

Lock Jaw = Michael Cole?!! :eek:

slik
01-30-2017, 08:29 PM
Do you ever think about if Frank The Clown takes the wig off when he showers? Is he naked w/ wig or naked w/o wig. Naked.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:30 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You are an absolutely disgusting person. I pity you. <a href="https://t.co/snluMzRh0l">https://t.co/snluMzRh0l</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/825989868123783168">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Thanks the Twitter Machine is blocked on this server.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:30 PM
Wow. Sami get out of the doghouse?

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:30 PM
Seriously, Jericho/Owens cannot be the feud for the Universal title.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:30 PM
Not a fan of people winning non title matches then losing at the PPV

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:31 PM
Glad to see not another try hard loss for Zayn and an actual clean win over a "quality" opponent.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:31 PM
Sami Zayn pinned the champion! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE NEXT RAW PPV?!

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:31 PM
Do you ever think about if Frank The Clown takes the wig off when he showers? Is he naked w/ wig or naked w/o wig. Naked.

I hope not he looks like a scrawny fuckboy without the makeup.

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:31 PM
Do you ever think about if Frank The Clown takes the wig off when he showers? Is he naked w/ wig or naked w/o wig. Naked.

He's also probably a guy that leaves only his socks on during/after sex.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:32 PM
OLE!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:32 PM
Glad to see not another try hard loss for Zayn and an actual clean win over a "quality" opponent.

Finally "gets his win back" over Jericho too...... they randomly had that feud for a month where Jericho beat him at some PPV or something..... and then Sami was just like "whatever" and went into the background, emerging later to fight Braun Strowman.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:33 PM
The biggest win in Sami's Raw career! Hope Trump doesn't get his way and he is sent back to the Orphans in Mexico.

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:33 PM
Jericho-Sami match was good overall.

Wish the Blue Thunder Bomb was Sami's finisher........

Yeah looks more brutal/impactful as a finisher than the Helluva Kick.

Same for a few other wrestlers who have better looking regular or signature moves than finishers.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:33 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You are an absolutely disgusting person. I pity you. <a href="https://t.co/snluMzRh0l">https://t.co/snluMzRh0l</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/825989868123783168">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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page doesn't exist :(

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:34 PM
Same for a few other wrestlers who have better looking regular or signature moves than finishers.Like the "ZigZag"

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:34 PM
The woman deleted her post.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:34 PM
Alright. How many times they gonna shove this WWE Champions app ad down our throats tonight?

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:34 PM
Trying to "get back" into wrestling hype for WM buildup.... post-Rumble Raw yeah... still haven't tuned in yet

Anything good happen yet? The Viper RKO anyone's ass yet? \_0__/

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:35 PM
The woman deleted her post.

And her Twitter account it seems as well.

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:35 PM
WWE Champions fun game takes to long for energy to recharge though

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Can't wait for tomorrow. Kind of wish they let Orton come out tonight so we don't get a 20 minute promo to open Smackdown. Thinking Orton/Harper at EC while Bray wins the belt.

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Alright. How many times they gonna shove this WWE Champions app ad down our throats tonight?

all night lonnnnnng!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Trying to "get back" into wrestling hype for WM buildup.... post-Rumble Raw yeah... still haven't tuned in yet

Anything good happen yet? The Viper RKO anyone's ass yet? \_0__/

Randy Orton on Smackdown only

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Trying to "get back" into wrestling hype for WM buildup.... post-Rumble Raw yeah... still haven't tuned in yet

Anything good happen yet? The Viper RKO anyone's ass yet? \_0__/

A decent Sami-Jericho match and Braun demanding a Universal title match as payback for helping Owens at the Rumble.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Agent Orange coming to an end. :(

Just starting to get used to them.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:36 PM
Oh good I ain't missing anything then HA HA HA

i hear voices in my head

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
I would prefer not to remember the Rumble.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
Anybody get it yet? Was going to make a TPWW Group but spending coins on upgrading the team instead.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
A decent Sami-Jericho match and Braun demanding a Universal title match as payback for helping Owens at the Rumble.

Seems good

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
YOU DONT DESERVE ANOTHER SHOT, BAYLEY. YOU LOSE!

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
NERDS

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:37 PM
ugh Bayley

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:38 PM
IT'S BAYLEY! <3

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:38 PM
When did they make the Raw tag titles red? After New Day lost? I don't remember them being red

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:38 PM
Yes next night after they lost them.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:39 PM
http://www.raybendici.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nerds1.jpg

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:39 PM
When did they make the Raw tag titles red? After New Day lost? I don't remember them being red

After New Day broke the record, I think.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:39 PM
Anybody get it yet? Was going to make a TPWW Group but spending coins on upgrading the team instead.

The WWE Champions App?

Had it ages ago. I don't know why they are pretending like it is "new".

Already had it so long that I've already gone through the "heavily play it for a few months" and then "get sick of it and never open it" phase of mobile games......

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:39 PM
Totally forgot Rollins used to have half blonde hair. Probably thrilled he doesn't have to do that anymore.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:40 PM
Totally forgot Rollins used to have half blonde hair. Probably thrilled he doesn't have to do that anymore.

I miss it and the laugh.

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:40 PM
Love having a video package to promote....a promo.

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:41 PM
I would prefer not to remember the Rumble.
I'm going to remember it for being "at least it wasn't 2015 Rumble bad."

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:41 PM
Fuck ya, Rollins baby. Not some pussy face Rollins either.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:42 PM
I wonder how many times Stephanie slaps Rollins in the face tonight......

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:42 PM
Orton was only in for 20 minutes.

I see what happened... #NeverTrustWikipedia. Apparently the article last night had some errors but seem to be fixed.

Last time I ever do that.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:42 PM
or 2014 bad.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:42 PM
Fuck ya, Rollins baby. Not some pussy face Rollins either.

He'll be a pussy tonight. Steph will slap him.

Blonde Moment
01-30-2017, 08:44 PM
Pedigree for Steph then?

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:44 PM
Why would Steph need to ask or get permission to cancel a match when she's the CEO or owner of RAW?

If anything it should be the other way around with Foley as the GM.

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:44 PM
He'll be a pussy tonight. Steph will slap him.

Bet Rollins fucks Steph up. Only way to get HHH to come out.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 08:45 PM
What the fuck is this Get Out movie?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:45 PM
Why would Steph need to ask or get permission to cancel a match when she's the CEO or owner of RAW?

If anything it should be the other way around with Foley as the GM.

She doesn't want to seem like a bitch to Foley. Also, Foley is booker. Steph is long term stuff in the frame of the roles.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:45 PM
Why would Steph need to ask or get permission to cancel a match when she's the CEO or owner of RAW?

If anything it should be the other way around with Foley as the GM.

Just a messed up way to get the ball rolling on the inevitable GM vs. Commissioner feud with Foley & Steph.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:46 PM
Bet Rollins fucks Steph. Only way to get HHH to come out.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:46 PM
Just a messed up way to get the ball rolling on the inevitable GM vs. Commissioner feud with Foley & Steph.

They've done a good job at keeping that low key and focus on the talent.

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:46 PM
What the fuck is this Get Out movie?

Black guy dating white girl goes to meet the white girl's family.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:46 PM
Just tuned in... lol sounded like Cole said "Last night we packed the Meow-lo-dome"

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
Why would Steph need to ask or get permission to cancel a match when she's the CEO or owner of RAW?

If anything it should be the other way around with Foley as the GM.

Alternative facts, Smeat.

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
Fuck. Why are these people still on Raw?

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
I enjoy Tony Nese's theme......

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
What the fuck is this Get Out movie?

Yeah that was trippy. I want to see it now.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
Cruiserweight time.

Vince: "NO BREAK NECK HIGH RISK MOVES! OR YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!"

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
Just tuned in... lol sounded like Cole said "Last night we packed the Meow-lo-dome"

NOOOOO do not tune in for the Cruiserweights.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:47 PM
Lethal knee strike... Tony Nesetrike

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:48 PM
Mustafa Ali, how is he not banned from being in the country? #PoliticalPost

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:48 PM
Who has less crowd reaction, the 205 guys or Harper at the Rumble last night?

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:48 PM
Well, piss break time. #CRUISERWEIGHTS

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:48 PM
I wonder if Ali has his papers?

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:49 PM
Who has less crowd reaction, the 205 guys or Harper at the Rumble last night?

205 LIVE guys for sure.

Mercenary
01-30-2017, 08:49 PM
Well, piss break time. #CRUISERWEIGHTS



http://www.clipartkid.com/images/269/how-full-is-your-bucket-edwards-coaching-8WYHlq-clipart.jpg

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:49 PM
Is 205 like the area code of where all the cruiserweights live or something

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:50 PM
Wow literally no crowd reaction for these guys at all... kind of embarrassing

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:50 PM
Is 205 like the area code of where all the cruiserweights live or something

Think it is the "weight limit"......

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:51 PM
No that is ludicrous, I am assuming they are all from Alabama

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:51 PM
Why is Austin Aries not wrestling in this division? Is there a reason, is he injured?

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:52 PM
Wow literally no crowd reaction for these guys at all... kind of embarrassing

Cause it's an insanely meaningless match and they barely even let them do cool flippy moves anymore,,,,,, pointless

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:52 PM
Wow literally no crowd reaction for these guys at all... kind of embarrassing

Way more effective than an AmBien, these guys.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:52 PM
Cause it's an insanely meaningless match and they barely even let them do cool flippy moves anymore,,,,,, pointless

Yeah definitely... just embarrassing for the wrestlers involved imo (wasn't saying crowd was "jerks" or w/e)

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:52 PM
Aries is injured, but has made allusions to being in this division when he is better......

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:53 PM
Classic cruiser action finishing the match with the good old running knee.

Lucha libre has come to the WWE Maggle!!

Triple A
01-30-2017, 08:53 PM
smfh... like no cool moves at all... what is the damn point!!!

Blonde Moment
01-30-2017, 08:53 PM
What the fuck is this Get Out movie?

I think it might be a take on the Stepford wives movie vfrom what I have seen

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:53 PM
HALLUVA KNEE

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:54 PM
Aries is injured, but has made allusions to being in this division when he is better......

Well that would def be a boost, need more established guys involved

Ruien
01-30-2017, 08:54 PM
This is the first Raw in months I am looking forward to multiple things. Rollins segment and Bruan winning the title (hopefully).

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:54 PM
Any WORLD OF WARCRAFT fans... Austin Aries looks like Chris Metzen imo imo imo

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:55 PM
Any WORLD OF WARCRAFT fans... Austin Aries looks like Chris Metzen imo imo imo

metzen sheep,,,,,

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:55 PM
Aries is injured, but has made allusions to being in this division when he is better......

Which is a mistake he is the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. He should be doing more than raking crusierweight in the eye

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:55 PM
Stephen forces her way into her weekly 10 minutes of time on RAW, next. YAY.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:56 PM
Any WORLD OF WARCRAFT fans... Austin Aries looks like Chris Metzen imo imo imo

http://www.raybendici.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nerds1.jpg

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 08:56 PM
Wow literally no crowd reaction for these guys at all... kind of embarrassing

Outside of a couple of wrestlers, whole division has been handled poorly ever since its debut on RAW.

Gets worse when supposedly Vince wanted total control or his vision done and this is the end result so far. Even worse when he's supposedly starting to lose interest which is why the matches are shrinking in time.

Savio
01-30-2017, 08:57 PM
Which is a mistake he is the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. He should be doing more than raking crusierweight in the eye

He can be big in that division though. The New Neville.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:57 PM
Cathy Kelly hot braud

KIRA
01-30-2017, 08:57 PM
smfh... like no cool moves at all... what is the damn point!!!

I ask myself the same thing everytime those godamn purple ropes show up.

WWE has cut the balls off this division

Watch Vince blame the failure on no one wanting to see a bunch of small guys.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:58 PM
Seems crappy, but seems redundant/absolutely fucking pointless to have an actual "Cruiserweight division" when half the main event scene are guys that are not actual heavyweights to begin with

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 08:58 PM
I think Steph should bring out some people unhappy that Rollins invaded NXT during the event.

The AUTHORS OF PAIN!

Maluco
01-30-2017, 08:58 PM
He can be big in that division though. The New Neville.

Exactly, think you are right. Two major problems are the limit on the in ring stuff, but also the lack of established guys in the division.

Women suffered the same way at the start

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 08:58 PM
Yeah definitely... just embarrassing for the wrestlers involved imo (wasn't saying crowd was "jerks" or w/e)

It's clear what needs to be done.

Get rid of those guys, bring back the Juniors Division. WOO Midget Wrasslin'!

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:59 PM
Would be funny if ESPN did a 30 for 30 tie-in with 30th Royal Rumble next year haha #Jonathan #Coachman

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:59 PM
Rumble's in Philly next year.

I can do that.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 08:59 PM
Lock Freakin' Jaw

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 08:59 PM
As an architect I mark out for Seth Rollins always

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 08:59 PM
Seth Fuckin' Rollins.

slik
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
I like Mustafa Ali, hope he is ok

Triple A
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
Byron Saxton seems like the "corniest" person in the world maybe

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
Seth's not gonna stop until he gets his hands on The Boss......... watch out Sasha Banks......

slik
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
I could see Frank the Clown cosplaying as Stephanie in bed with Noelle Foley

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
It's Art Vanderlay!

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:00 PM
haha Seth patronizing the boss #WomensMarch

slik
01-30-2017, 09:01 PM
I wander how long until Rollins patented cackle...really good cackle IMO

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:01 PM
Rollins should threaten to break her neck, like he did to Edge........

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:01 PM
I could see Frank the Clown cosplaying as Stephanie in bed with Noelle Foley

I bet Noelle's nickname for Frank is Dink.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:01 PM
OH NO HE DI'INT

Ruien
01-30-2017, 09:02 PM
Hell ya. Rollins giving it to Steph.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:02 PM
AND THE CROWD GOES <s>MILD</s> DEAD!

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:02 PM
Well someone's gotta watch the kids.

Triple A
01-30-2017, 09:02 PM
Stephanie McMahon's theme is actually way worse than Dolph Ziggler's theme

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:02 PM
Akam and Razar will fuck this guy up.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Seth's got jokes.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Stephanie so bad @ banter

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Hell ya. Rollins giving it to Steph.

There's probably another way he'd like to. :naughty:

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Seth's got jokes.

But no laugh?

Ruien
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Fucking pedigree her ass.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
When did Rollins decide to become a traitor to The Authority..... p sure Triple H turned on him...... not the other way......

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:03 PM
Wish it was 10:45.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:04 PM
speaking of GUTLESS SNAKES let's see some vipers

Ruien
01-30-2017, 09:05 PM
Where has this Rollins been.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:05 PM
THAT'S A SCARED DUDE IS WHAT THAT IS

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:05 PM
But Seth, the dirt sheets have you penned in at 'Mania to fight Triple H.

Are you saying they're wrong?

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 09:06 PM
When did Rollins decide to become a traitor to The Authority..... p sure Triple H turned on him...... not the other way......

Maybe its told in one of WWE's newest comic books. They already retcon stuff from Mania 31 and Triple H supposedly being pissed for the cash-in with the first issue.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:06 PM
Rollins sounds like he is reading verbatim from a script or something... like that "just like you let your husband down every night" joke was a bit too quick... idk

Ruien
01-30-2017, 09:06 PM
Come on. Pedigree her. Fuck it.

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:06 PM
Nobody cares.

End this.

Frank Drebin
01-30-2017, 09:06 PM
ugh..."The Destroyer" such an awful forced new nickname. Not as bad as calling Kofi "The Wildcat" for no reason but still bad.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
YEAH SETH GO DOMESTIC TERRORISM ON HER @$$

Savio
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
Seth vs Aurora

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
Now..............it's personal.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
Where has this Rollins been.

Been suffering from the same issue they had with Sasha after the start of the Divas Revolution. They have a great plan for him... months and months later... and can't be arsed to do anything in the mean time to fill time because they don't want to fuck with future plans.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
If Rollins does randomly show up at Steph's house one day, it better include a Waluigi-like laugh when one of the kids opens the door.

Ruien
01-30-2017, 09:07 PM
Hell ya. Someone finally took it to Steph.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:08 PM
wait why is there announce table lol... did it already get broke'd

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:08 PM
Does Seth know WWE HQ is in Stamford not NYC?

Triple A
01-30-2017, 09:08 PM
I am glad they kept that under 5 mins instead of like 15 mins

Dark One
01-30-2017, 09:09 PM
ugh..."The Destroyer" such an awful forced new nickname. Not as bad as calling Kofi "The Wildcat" for no reason but still bad.

"The Outlandish" Rich Swann?

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:09 PM
Does Seth know WWE HQ is in Stamford not NYC?

Probably still thinks the restaurant is there.

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:09 PM
Member when Triple H broke into The Viper Randy Orton's home?

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-13-2015/pmzUaJ.gif

Rollins should invade Triple H's house......

Dark One
01-30-2017, 09:09 PM
Cannot wait for the video of Seth showing up at Hunter's house to show up on WORLD STAR

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:09 PM
Foley's theme always reminds me of More than a Feeling guitar riff

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:10 PM
Does Seth know WWE HQ is in Stamford not NYC?

He might've been implying that if he carried his threats out, something terrible might also happen to WWE's stock prices...

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:10 PM
Dreading Smackdown tomorrow.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:11 PM
Seth/HHH should be a good WM match, I think... hope there is no weird dominatrix Terminator intro again, unless Kenny Omega is goddamn involved

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:13 PM
http://www.brockedwardlesnar.com/graphic/gifs/brockoffice1.gif

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:14 PM
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEW OOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:14 PM
Sheamus looks like a can of Shock Top

Triple A
01-30-2017, 09:15 PM
dread passes through my body every time Cesaro's theme comes on due to Sheamus / Gallows / Anderson feuds

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:15 PM
think it is "cute" that Cesaro loves the Bayley stuff

Triple A
01-30-2017, 09:15 PM
meaningless 6 man tag match

nothing is going to happen

h8 raw

Jazzy Foot
01-30-2017, 09:16 PM
I miss Sheamus' old theme you know "it's a shameful day....". :(

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:16 PM
Wonder who makes Bayley's ring gear...... like does she have to specify to them to make it ugly

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 09:16 PM
Byron managed to find a way to make Bayley's Wavy Guys entrance part sound horrible. Sounded like he was caught completely off guard on having to call Bayley's entrance.

Jazzy Foot
01-30-2017, 09:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNKbSBY4Ww

Jazzy Foot
01-30-2017, 09:17 PM
If only Charlotte Flair wrestled topless.

Dark One
01-30-2017, 09:17 PM
GOOD BROTHERS 4 LIFE

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:18 PM
Think that Charlotte is "underrated" in the "hot braud" department...... always looks like a million bucks during her entrance........

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:19 PM
Cesaro move looked botch-like

Jazzy Foot
01-30-2017, 09:19 PM
those titties!

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:20 PM
Anderson & Gallows should have been tag champs a long time ago.

Finally been recognized.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:20 PM
this match so good/meaningful that there's a commercial break 20 seconds in

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 09:20 PM
Wonder if they only gave Charlotte the ppv streak just so she could have her own Ric-like record by going to 16 ppv wins in a row because of the significance of that number to Ric.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:21 PM
Wonder who makes Bayley's ring gear...... like does she have to specify to them to make it ugly

LOL what? I think all of her attires have been just fine. 👍👍

Lock Jaw
01-30-2017, 09:22 PM
You can't tell me that jacket is pleasing to look at

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:25 PM
I miss Sheamus' old theme you know "it's a shameful day....". :(

LOBSTERHEAD!

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:26 PM
Cesaro sloppy tonight

ClockShot
01-30-2017, 09:26 PM
Whoops.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-30-2017, 09:26 PM
This team is named Good Charlotte.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:26 PM
You can't tell me that jacket is pleasing to look at

It honestly doesn't bother me. :)

Emperor Smeat
01-30-2017, 09:26 PM
Think Ceasro landed face first onto the floor with the flip to the outside.

DAMN iNATOR
01-30-2017, 09:27 PM
This team is named Good Charlotte.

They just got beaten by Even Better Bayley.

road doggy dogg
01-30-2017, 09:27 PM
Bayley and Cesaro are so cute together... works good with Sheamus "reluctantly" following along