SMACKDOWN - Your fancy thread titles are dumb

[rez]

:rant:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

# confirmed you are an idiot.

[rez]

# confirmed you are an idiot.

Thank you, may I have another

[Maluco]

Cena is going to DIE in elimination chamber!!

[rez]

Finally the Wyatt story line is interesting.

[KIRA]

luke fuckin harper

[RP]

Is this official?

[ClockShot]

I don't recognize it as such.

[rez]

You're all unofficially below me.

[Mercenary]

# confirmed you are an idiot.

Your're a bully please die

[Mercenary]

If Bray gets pinned.....

[slik]

so far so good, re: this episode

[rez]

Your're a bully please die

Hey, bud.

I don't need your help. You're cool with me, though. :rant:

[Mercenary]

Hey, bud.

I don't need your help. You're cool with me, though. :rant:

I wasn't helping you just stating #STDFACTS

[rez]

oh, ok. RKO to Ceno and the pin

[rez]

Unified PPVs should have a unified Monday night show. It makes me want to have another STD

[Mercenary]

Didnt Nia Jax kill this jobber on Raw?

[rez]

About time for Zig to become a mentor on NXT

[Bad News Gertner]

I like this guy

[Mercenary]

Rave time!!!!!

[Mercenary]

I like this guy

You should it's a sock of yours I bet cause you seem to be very bored

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lock Jaw missing his favorite female competitor.

[DAMN iNATOR]

You should it's a sock of yours I bet cause you seem to be very bored

Dude, you know that's not true. They're both online at the same time. Moron.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mickie looking good, still kinda wish they'd let her go back to wearing skirts though. She's in good enough shape to pull it off, IMHO.

[rez]

I'm actually that poodle inator but on a fire kids tablet

[rez]

fair warning...at some point in this thread I'm going to yell out bah god, it's sting. It'll be with more enthusiasm though.

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw missing his favorite female competitor.

Huh?

I'm watching......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Huh?

I'm watching......

But you weren't posting in here and therein lies my point.

[DAMN iNATOR]

fair warning...at some point in this thread I'm going to yell out bah god, it's sting. It'll be with more enthusiasm though.

WE'REOUTTATIMEGOODNIGHTEVERYBODY!

[Lock Jaw]

SAY YEAH

[DAMN iNATOR]

WE GON' BLOW YO' MIND!

[Lock Jaw]

WE GO HARD

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT

[KIRA]

Comon revival

[KIRA]

ah fucking christ

[Lock Jaw]

SAY UCE

SAY OH

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

gay

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

oh wait

[KIRA]

so.....every team on the show....ok

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gay

[Mercenary]

Dude, you know that's not true. They're both online at the same time. Moron.

Idiot I can use firefox and make a new name and be on both names. So yeah

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like the only team to get a semblance of a reaction was Slater and Rhyno, and even that was nowhere near what they used to get.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... did they really not even get halfway through the first show after Cena won the title without the "OMG THE CHAMPION WAS JUST PINNED BY THE #1 CONTENDER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY OMG!?" moment?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is their Royal Rumble....

[rez]

Thanks, Linda. This Smackdown has sucked outside of the beginning.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dr. Shelby

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what the fuck with that bullshit fact thing, fuck that shit.

[RP]

FACT: SlickyTrickyDamon hates bullshit fact things!

[Maluco]

That tag bit was supposed to get over the competition on SD, but it did the opposite. Their tag division is a new NXT team, Usos and 4 ridiculously jobbed out teams. Like 3 of them are not even low card, they have been treated as nothing.

Smackdown roster is so so thin. I feel like they can't help having the same thing every week.

Even featured guys like Kalisto and Crews...They are nothing guys.

The writers honestly do incredibly well with what they have.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed almost the whole show, did anything interesting happen between Cena's opening promo and the random tag team open brawl invitational?

[KIRA]

Told you Ambrose can actually wrestle whoever disagreed with that assertion

[rez]

Mistake not putting Joe on the SD roster

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mistake not putting Joe on the SD roster

Agreed. Indeed they should be getting the vast majority of the call-ups.

[KIRA]

So many people on the table it looks more like seats in congress than commentary table

[KIRA]

Mistake not putting Joe on the SD roster

Huge mistake

[rez]

Monday night football is done so I guess they figure they're the best there is on that night again.

[rez]

Not to bitch about a Dean/AJ match...still fun to watch.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So many people on the table it looks more like seats in congress than commentary table

"You wanna put 5 guys at your announce table, RAW?! Well, try topping 7!"

[Ruien]

Why did they think putting Boring Corbin in the booth with Miz? God he sucks.

[rez]

AJ could fight a





BYYYY GOD IT'S FUCKING STING!!!! ATINGGGGG STINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



night, toads.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Holy fuck that spot by Ambrose was insane!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

AJ could fight a





BYYYY GOD IT'S FUCKING STING!!!! ATINGGGGG STINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



night, toads.

Show's not over yet, bub.

[Ruien]

Is Boring Corbin able to string 2 sentences together?

[DAMN iNATOR]

MAHGAWD KING, THIS IS A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event between Styles and Ambrose was pretty good.

[Evil Vito]

Champions job night.

[Ruien]

So over Boring Corbin. Praying he does not get a match at Mania besides in the battle royal or 6 man ladder match.

[slik]

Orton vs Cena is the main-event of SD next week LOL raw booking

[DAMN iNATOR]

Main event between Styles and Ambrose was pretty good.

"Pretty good"?! It was a 5-STAR CLASSIC!

[Ruien]

Orton vs Cena is the main-event of SD next week LOL raw booking

Wait, what? Is that for real? Seems odd. Well, odd for the non terrible show.

[slik]

I thought I heard them say that @ Ruien

[Ruien]

Ahhh fuck. Road Dogg is going to screw SD up then.

[Ruien]

Why isn't the Condemned 2 on right now? Confused. It was on last week.

[Juan]

"You wanna put 5 guys at your announce table, RAW?! Well, try topping 7!"

I'm sure that's how it went down

[Lock Jaw]

Tozawa squawking like a bird......

[slik]

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[BigCrippyZ]

Orton vs Cena is the main-event of SD next week

Why? Is there a compelling and logical reason for this?

[Lock Jaw]

Orton pinned Cena in the tag team match, CAN HE DO IT AGAIN?!

And if he does it again, CAN HE DO IT AGAIN AT WRESTLEMANIA?!

[Emperor Smeat]

Cruiser King/Dar vs Alexander/Gallagher match was pretty good on 205 Live.

[#1-norm-fan]

Next week will be the 81st time Cena and Orton have faced each other on WWE TV/PPV.

[Droford]

Last time was HIAC 2014 though

Orton beat Cena with the help of Bray Wyatt at RR 2014 too..I'm sure they'll not mention that

[Simple Fan]

Show did kind of sucked this week other than the main event. Crowd was kind of dead all around though. Tag division is real weak and that segment showed it. Only really legit teams they have are the Usos and American Alpha and I hope they go that way as I think they can have some solid matches. WWE is on a trolling trip this week as I thought the segment was leading to Revival of some new team of sorts debuting but no just a brawl to get the face teams some shine. Women's division is ok I just hope they don't out the title on Naomi. Is it me or do they keep replaying this Kalisto/Crews thing with different people. First it was Corbin now it's the same thing with Ziggler. Not sure what the thinking is for next week's main event but it just shouts title change before Wrestlemania.

[Bad News Gertner]

You should it's a sock of yours I bet cause you seem to be very bored

You are sorely mistaken. I've never even seen this Rez guy before, but someone he has over 50 posts already

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fucking Corpus Christi

[#BROKEN Hasney]

STRAIGHT SHOOTIN' DANIEL BRYAN IS BACK ON TALKING SMACK. A-SHOW. THE MAN WAS SUPPRESSING HIS OPINIONS.

[Evil Vito]

Luke Harper is excellent. Him being face leads to so many opportunities, most obviously Harper/Wyatt down the line. Him actually hitting Sister Abigail on Bray would be great.

[Evil Vito]

Baron Corbin becoming IC Champion sometime in spring and destroying fuckers left and right before being challenged by Luke Harper could work, too.

[Cool King]

Am I the only guy who finds Corbin to be boring?

Because it just baffles me how Baron Corbin has managed to get the push he's gotten so far and what Triple H & Co. see in him.

I find him so insanely boring that it's just not funny anymore. I honestly can't think of another wrestler I've ever seen that bores me as much as Corbin does. I would actually find watching a shit float around in the toilet more entertaining than Corbin.

Hearing him talk just puts me to sleep, as he has the most monotone voice ever and absolutely no character is evident when he talks. I would have muted the main event if it wasn't for The Miz being there.

[#1-norm-fan]

You're not the only one. I remember when he was feuding with Bull Dempsey in NXT I was surprised they even put Corbin over him. Dempsey at least had some personality. Corbin is like a fucking robot.

[Evil Vito]

Corbin is gold on Talking Smack

[Simple Fan]

I hate his skinny jeans.

[Lock Jaw]

Corbin is gold on Talking Smack

Pretty much everybody better on the less scripted Talking Smack........

[Ruien]

Am I the only guy who finds Corbin to be boring?

Because it just baffles me how Baron Corbin has managed to get the push he's gotten so far and what Triple H & Co. see in him.

I find him so insanely boring that it's just not funny anymore. I honestly can't think of another wrestler I've ever seen that bores me as much as Corbin does. I would actually find watching a shit float around in the toilet more entertaining than Corbin.

Hearing him talk just puts me to sleep, as he has the most monotone voice ever and absolutely no character is evident when he talks. I would have muted the main event if it wasn't for The Miz being there.

Boring Corbin is the worst. He can't string 2 sentences together. No idea why they put him on the booth with Miz.

[The CyNick]

Corbin is a guy I have pencilled in as a future top guy in the company. The guy has everything you want in a star.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Like a bad look, bad haircut, mediocre promo and unimpressive in the ring? Yep. Superstar.

[Emperor Smeat]

Am I the only guy who finds Corbin to be boring?

Because it just baffles me how Baron Corbin has managed to get the push he's gotten so far and what Triple H & Co. see in him.

I find him so insanely boring that it's just not funny anymore. I honestly can't think of another wrestler I've ever seen that bores me as much as Corbin does. I would actually find watching a shit float around in the toilet more entertaining than Corbin.

Hearing him talk just puts me to sleep, as he has the most monotone voice ever and absolutely no character is evident when he talks. I would have muted the main event if it wasn't for The Miz being there.

Wouldn't go as far as say he's boring overall but agree on his promo skills being pretty weak. Sort of similar to Cass where his delivery sounds messed up with the odd breaks and pace.