MONDAY NIGHT RAW - February 27, Twenty-Seventeen

[DAMN iNATOR]

feel bad for making that teeth remark @ Mercenary, which seems to have lead to him being "sent over the edge" and spamming pornography!!! Just wanted him 2 stop relentlessly cyber-bullying my friend DAMN iNATOR :-(

He made a conscious decision to post that pic over and over, regardless of cause..."If you can't stand the heat...".

[Emperor Smeat]

So what was the purpose of Big Show squashing the Shinning Stars instead of just using some jobbers like Braun does.

Whole show has felt like something they did at the very last moment.

[A.J.K]

Mr.T talking about his Mamma for 3 hours would be better than this raw.

[Ruien]

Does Black History month divide or bring the country together?

[slik]

evil Neville

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: WWE went too early for the Cruiser backstage segment. Could hear the stage hand do the time thing.

[Ruien]

Love Neville. Hated him so much before.

[KIRA]

This match is just to prove that Nese and Neville aren't the same man

[DAMN iNATOR]

Does Black History month divide or bring the country together?

Seems like it used to be the latter to at least some small degree, but I'm afraid the scales have tipped in favor of the former in the Age of Trump. :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

I've been to the GB Packers museum & HoF. Very nice facility they have there. Makes me proud to be a Packers fan. 😁

[A.J.K]

:lol: at Aries asking Cole if he liked his package.

[Dark One]

"Did you like my package, Cole? It was massive wasn't it?"

Aries for HOF2017

[Emperor Smeat]

This match is just to prove that Nese and Neville aren't the same man

What if one of them is just a holograph. Never saw their feet or whatever device the WWE is using to project the image to make it look like 2 different guys.

[A.J.K]

Corey Graves with a He-Man reference

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty bad the crowd didn't react at all to the Cruiser tag match. Didn't help it had nothing for the crowd to build off from.

[Dark One]

Well, that was a match.

[KIRA]

What if one of them is just a holograph. Never saw their feet or whatever device the WWE is using to project the image to make it look like 2 different guys.

Nese is projected via "peppers ghost " technique

[slik]

I don't get why Beth Phoenix is in the Hall of Fame...

[KIRA]

The Rumble is her only cool moment she clotheslined the shit outta CM Punk

[Locke]

Tonight on RAW:

Seth Rollins talks about being a cripple
Goldberg cuts a promo and sweats a lot
Charlotte/Bayley do some stuff
Michael Cole says "Look At This!"

and, oh yeah, my man will be in the house tonight! Look out Owenbrown Strowman, the champ is here!


http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xxl/public/all/2017/02/20170214_Fastlane_ROMANSTROWMAN--33576e6a413f0bdc13490a3903f902a5.jpg
It's Jerry "The King" Lawler who says "Look at this"

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Sasha-Nia match ends up being on the pre-show again.

[slik]

this should be good!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good thing Joe's music didn't last very long...not good at all...

[Dark One]

Well, that was a match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Baw Gawd Rock Bottom by Joe to end the match.

[Dark One]

Joe killing it on the mic since his call up.

[A.J.K]

Best part of raw all night.

[KIRA]

Damn this show just kinda....ends

[DAMN iNATOR]

RAW runtime to be reduced to 3 minutes from 3 hours, effective next week.

[Ruien]

Contract signing? What?

[slik]

I hope BRAUUUUNNNN destroys things

[Dark One]

Braun Strowman must be a hero, because I'm willing to tolerate Roman Reigns in the main event slot for a contract signing in the hopes Braun will continue doing awesome shit.

[slik]

Joe/Cesaro was good - made Joe look STRONG plus left room to see that match again down the line

[Ruien]

Hope Bruan just comes out and fucks Reigns up. No talking. Just destruction.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Contract signing? What?

Yeah (Bad News) Braun tried demanding competition again, Foley said he didn't have any, but somehow appeased him with a contract signing with Roman for their Fastlane match. YAWN.

[Ruien]

9:58 and we are having commercials lol. Terrible.

[Ruien]

9:59 CST and still commercials.

[Ruien]

10:00pm CST and we barely make it back.

[Ruien]

Unless you count Fastlane promo which means still commercials.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

You KNOW RAW's been awful when you have to show a "Holy Foley!" ad.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Foley should just open up a can of whoop-ass!

[Triple A]

The way Braun Strowman says "you're" out loud makes me feel like he probably spells it "your" imo

[A.J.K]

I know i'll get neg rep for this but, Foley in one last Street Fight at Wrestlemania.

[slik]

Brauuuuunn

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at the security guy getting squished from that spear.

[Ruien]

Nice fight.

[Dark One]

Roman Reigns is the real villain here, killing that innocent bystander.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ummm did Strowman forget to sign the contract.

[Ruien]

10:09pm CST and no one has signed the contract.

[Dark One]

God bless Braun Strowman.

[Dark One]

Cool spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Stickman]

The split second Reigns hit the rope Micheal Cole was quick on the "Reigns hit the turnbuckle so hard it exploded." Fuck off Cole you completely no sold that moment. Fuck the commentary is terrrible.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Strowman really did forget to sign it based on the cam shot to end the show.

[Dark One]

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[Stickman]

I honestly didnt know that was the end of Raw, didn't know hey ended the shows with upper midcarders having contract signings.

[Ruien]

Still excited for the main event tomorrow. Feels like I go through 5 hours in 2 days before I see a real main event.

[A.J.K]

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Sister Sasha I knew you'd Come!

[Cool King]

• Raw was pretty bad this week.

So much talking and hardly any wrestling.

• I feel that The New Day are now beginning to slide towards "annoying" territory for me.

Even though I like that Mahal has been getting matches since teaming with Rusev, I really hope this is the end of the team as Rusev is so much better than what he's doing at the moment.

Hopefully this stuff with Rusev will leave Mahal in a good position once the team splits. Maybe challenge for the US Championship sometime after WrestleMania? I dunno. I just don't want to see the man return to jobbing.

• I know I say this nearly every week but why on earth is Alicia with Dar? Why is she not being used as part of the Women's Division?

Dar is so goddamn boring and the pairing of the two just doesn't make sense and just looks strange.

Tozawa though, I'm still enjoying. Is it true that he's taken the place of Tajiri? Even though I'm enjoying Tozawa, I would have preferred to have been watching Tajiri.

• Women's match now and it's a bit sad when you watch it when you realise that you're watching the entire Raw Women's Division.

• Big Guy vs Big Guy and I just wished that Enzo would have shut up during the match, but it felt like from bell to bell he just kept shouting.

I don't think Scooby & Scrappy will be winning on Sunday. If they do, it'll be a very short title reign. A day at the shortest and a week at the longest.

• Titus vs Sheamus. Oh ok.

• Big Show vs The Shining Stars. Oh ok.

• I skipped the Cruiserweight Tag Team match.

• Seeing the vignette for Beth Phoenix really made me miss her. Now I really want to go back and watch her stuff on the network.

It was a really good vignette for her.

I can see either Natalya or Santino inducting her. My "long shot" would be Edge.

• I really didn't expect anything fantastic to happen during the Cesaro/Joe match. I knew it was "make Joe look good" match.

• Oh good, Shouty Mick is back.

The turnbuckle spot was cool, I'll give them that, but why didn't Reigns really sell it?

He just practically got his chest caved in along with some whiplash, but thirty seconds later, he crawls over to sign a contract. Maybe if the contract was next to him, it wouldn't have been so bad. I dunno.

It just reminded me of the whole "Cena concrete" fiasco from SummerSlam 2010.

• So yeah, Raw was all talk and that's always the worst kind of Raw.