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Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 07:43 PM
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Raw preview, March 6, 2017: Brock Lesnar’s next for new Universal Champion Goldberg

After Kevin Owens was distracted by the sudden appearance of Chris Jericho last night at WWE Fastlane, Goldberg made short work of The Prizefighter to become the new Universal Champion. Tonight, the iconic Superstar comes to Raw with his sights set on WrestleMania, where he’ll defend his title against The Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar.


Raw Preview : Quick Hits

Goldberg raises the stakes for anticipated WrestleMania clash with Brock Lesnar
Enzo Amore & Big Cass get Raw Tag Team Title rematch tonight
Seth Rollins grants an exclusive look at his rehabilitation
Rich Swann challenges The King of the Cruiserweights
Roman Reigns: Monster hunter
Controversy continues to swirl around Raw Women's Champion Bayley



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">RAW is in Chicago. Bet you'll never guess what chant they'll be screaming all night long... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/838850576112844800">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Also next name currently expected to be announced for this year's Hall of Fame class:
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"The WWE Hall of Fame just got a little more 'Ravishing,' as Rick Rude has been revealed as the latest inductee into the Class of 2017. The news was broken first by Bleacher Report, who also revealed that Rude will be inducted by one of his greatest rivals, 2009 inductee Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat.

It’s the ultimate honor for a man whose trek to worldwide superstardom began in Robbinsdale, Minn., a town that produced a talented generation of wrestlers, including fellow WWE Hall of Famer Mr. Perfect, Smash of Demolition and Nikita Koloff. A powerful man, Rude was a bouncer in Minneapolis alongside The Road Warriors, in addition to being a world-class arm wrestler.

RP
03-06-2017, 07:53 PM
wouldnt it be great of Goldberg wasnt working this RAW?

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 07:54 PM
Is tonight's episode even worthy of our viewing time?

After last night's shit show, I'd figure I should give it a pass this week.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 07:57 PM
Supposedly next week there will be a Kurt Angle interview on WWE Network, following Raw.

RP
03-06-2017, 07:57 PM
I was thinking the same actually

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:01 PM
I have incredibly low expectations for tonight's show but WWE is always really innovative. I'm sure they'll find a new way to disappoint me.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:01 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Are you sure RAW is tonight? We're pretty sure we just did RAW last night. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/838798298156830720">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:02 PM
Braun on a fucking rampage is the only thing that would keep me hooked tonight.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:04 PM
I have incredibly low expectations for tonight's show but WWE is always really innovative. I'm sure they'll find a new way to disappoint me.

I don't get it, usually raw in Wrestlemania season kicks things up a notch, WWE really have given up.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:04 PM
That is one short ramp tonight.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:06 PM
Whoa.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:08 PM
:( Owens faked the JeriKO friendship.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:08 PM
I bet Joe comes from behind and puts the clutch on Jericho on this segment leading to a Zayne Jericho vs KO Joe tag main event.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:09 PM
Jeritool

RP
03-06-2017, 08:13 PM
Poor KO gunna get screwed out of his rematch clause?

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:13 PM
Two Canadians fighting over the US title

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:14 PM
Won't be surprised if the WWE pulls a Cesaro with Owens rematch clause. Junk it the moment the first moment they can so they never have to worry about it for the future or messing up a potential story with someone else.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:14 PM
It looks like KO is pregnant

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:14 PM
Poor KO gunna get screwed out of his rematch clause?

Hes got a rematch whenever he wants it..

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:15 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just finished a signing. A fan told me I had a great entrance last night. I agree. Highlight of the match, in fact!</p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838817817453608962">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Poit
03-06-2017, 08:15 PM
Rematch in the bank contract

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:15 PM
Tag match playas

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:15 PM
I bet Joe comes from behind and puts the clutch on Jericho on this segment leading to a Zayne Jericho vs KO Joe tag main event.

Hah, You called it.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:15 PM
RP wins the prize.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:16 PM
Really great start to RAW tonight.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:16 PM
The Can Sam connection

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:16 PM
I bet Joe comes from behind and puts the clutch on Jericho on this segment leading to a Zayne Jericho vs KO Joe tag main event.

I see you Vince.

Jazzy Foot
03-06-2017, 08:16 PM
Don't tell me.....tag match.....right now.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:17 PM
Wrestlemania: Ultimate Thrill-Ride count: 1

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2017, 08:18 PM
TAG MATCH PLAYA

RP
03-06-2017, 08:19 PM
TAG MATCH PLAYA

HOLLLLA

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens count: 849387123

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
And nope........KO vs Sami #91230459182938495

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
Oh yay. Sami v. Owens match #746.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
:lol: at doing another Sami vs Owens match. WWE legit cant go more than a couple of months at most before getting the sudden urge again.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
But I will give them credit for at least avoiding the stereotypical tag.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:21 PM
These barricades are not sturdy at all. Why even have them?

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:22 PM
Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens count: 849387123

And nope........KO vs Sami #91230459182938495

How is there so much disparity in our numbers?

I think you two are doing some seriously fuzzy math.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:23 PM
Have a feeling that KO vs. Jericho at Mania will turn into a FATAL Four Way with KO/Jericho/Zayn/Joe (FATAL because the three losers will be killed)

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:24 PM
Is it over?

There we go.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:24 PM
Sammi Zayne jobs again.

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:24 PM
Kevin "Serial Murderer" Owens

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:24 PM
Wish Sami Zayn would win more matches....... I know that a lot of people here seem to have "soured on him", but I still think he could be "big" if they really got behind him......

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:25 PM
Samoa "The Destroyer" Joe?

That's the best they can come up with?

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:25 PM
How is there so much disparity in our numbers?

I think you two are doing some seriously fuzzy math.

One of us counted house shows.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:26 PM
Samoa "The Destroyer" Joe?

That's the best they can come up with?

It could be so much worse.

"Outlandish" Rich Swann, etc.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:26 PM
Goldberg working RAW?

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:26 PM
Oh? Orton did the inevitable betrayal?

Why? That was a good storyline going.

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:26 PM
This RAW couldn't be any more boring if it were shot in ASMR.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:27 PM
Samoa "The Destroyer" Joe?

That's the best they can come up with?

Should have called him the All Samoan Samoan Samoa Joe

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:27 PM
One of us counted house shows.

Oh. My bad.

slik
03-06-2017, 08:29 PM
just tuned in to see KO beat Zayn for the 100th time + Jericho was trending...What happened/What did I miss?!

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:29 PM
Sign idea for Extreme Rules

JOE

https://www.girlscoutsww.org/content/dam/girlscouts-shared/images/cookies/lbb/LBB_samoa.jpg/_jcr_content/renditions/original.jpgas the O

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:31 PM
Please say Austin Aries got the green light!

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:31 PM
Austin Aries has a nice package

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:31 PM
Austin Aries' package is the greatest package of all time.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
"It's not a good package, it's not a bad package, it's the package. It's my package."

RP
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
Rick Swann seems too flamboyant.

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
Samoa "The Destroyer" Joe?

That's the best they can come up with?

I think they called him "The Inevitable" Samoa Joe the week after he debuted.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
"It's not a good package, it's not a bad package, it's the package. It's my package."

Not the Total Package though

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
Now here's Neville and his bulbous head

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:32 PM
Aries was really hyping up his package there.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:33 PM
I'm going out on a limb here. I think Neville retains in this match.

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:33 PM
Rick Swann seems too flamboyant.

You have a really low bar for "too flamboyant".

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:33 PM
Rich Swann might get the biggest pop ever at Extreme rules if he actually has a match

RP
03-06-2017, 08:33 PM
Rich Swann should probably go ahead an join The New Day after tonight. I think that's his only way.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:33 PM
Really hope Austin Aries adds the Bronco Buster to his arsenal as a signature move and calls it The Package.

slik
03-06-2017, 08:34 PM
Hope we get Austin Aries vs Neville at WM

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:34 PM
Obligatory CM Punk chant #1

RP
03-06-2017, 08:35 PM
You have a really low bar for "too flamboyant".

They said " Swann is on fire! " That's code for sure.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:35 PM
Ouch

slik
03-06-2017, 08:35 PM
h8 rich swann because of his weird 'knee dance' very distracting

top cruiserweights ARE

1. Neville

2. bitches ain't at Neville's level

Theo Dious
03-06-2017, 08:36 PM
GENTLEMEN - LORD DIOUS HAS ARRIVED

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:37 PM
h8 rich swann because of his weird 'knee dance' very distracting

top cruiserweights ARE

1. Neville

2. bitches ain't at Neville's level

#1 Austin Aries
#2 Austin Aries' package
#3 Austin Aries' package (it's that magnificent )
#4 Akira Tozawa
#5 Jack Gallagher
#6 Everyone else
#9999 Ariya Daivari

Theo Dious
03-06-2017, 08:37 PM
And I am sick of this thrill ride line.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:38 PM
Austin Aries has a nice package


:naughty:

Michael Cole admitted he likes Aries's Package. Hope his wife isn't watching.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:39 PM
And we're are back on Monday Night Raw where Rich Swann has been in a headlock for 4 minutes!

Ruien
03-06-2017, 08:40 PM
Read the live results on WWE.Com and they called Y2J the G.O.A.T.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:40 PM
They should bring back the Scramble match forvthe cruiser title match at WM instead of a ladder match

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:40 PM
:naughty:

Michael Cole admitted he likes Aries's Package. Hope his wife isn't watching.

Everyone loves Aries' package.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:40 PM
#1 Austin Aries
#2 Austin Aries' package
#3 Austin Aries' package (it's that magnificent )
#4 Austin Aries Talking about his package
#5 Akira Tozawa
#6 Jack Gallagher
#7 Everyone else
#9999 Ariya Daivari

RP
03-06-2017, 08:42 PM
OH GOD RICK SWANN IS SO BRILLIANT AND SMART OMG

Black Widow
03-06-2017, 08:42 PM
The ref is kinda hot.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:42 PM
I feel like they keep calling him Rick and Rich.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:42 PM
Neville somehow makes the superplex looks viscous and devastating......

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:42 PM
Another commercial?!

RP
03-06-2017, 08:43 PM
Jesus we need another commercial break in this match?

slik
03-06-2017, 08:43 PM
I stand with #AustinAriesPackage

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 08:43 PM
Rick and Morty?

slik
03-06-2017, 08:43 PM
oh yeah I forgot about Tozawa

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:44 PM
Neville somehow makes the superplex looks viscous and devastating......

It just oozes devastation.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:44 PM
Towza vs Aries will be excellent.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:45 PM
Neville somehow makes the superplex looks viscous and devastating......

It just oozes devastation.

Much like Aries' package.

slik
03-06-2017, 08:46 PM
triple a u gonna watch the new season of chrisley?

Ruien
03-06-2017, 08:47 PM
Damn. 15 minute match. 7 minutes of commercials.

Theo Dious
03-06-2017, 08:47 PM
This match sucks cock.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:48 PM
This match sucks cock.

Aries's ?

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:48 PM
Enjoyed that match, though......

Sweet @ Rings of Saturn...... needs to roll his head around more when he does it......

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:48 PM
This match sucks cock.

I also thought it was good.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:48 PM
I went to the bathroom, and the match ended.

Didn't really need that commercial break.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:49 PM
Neville interview. YAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:49 PM
A hobbit looking fellow using the rings of saturn.

Hmm

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:49 PM
Neville-Swann match was really good.

Seems like the WWE finally is realizing what made people love the CWC and what was missing with the Cruiser division till recently. Back-to-back great title matches within the past day.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:49 PM
Aries vs Nevile?

slik
03-06-2017, 08:50 PM
Kick his evil, heel ass @AustinAriesVegan83

Ruien
03-06-2017, 08:50 PM
Hate the division but love Neville as the champ. He has the best title story going into Mania.

RP
03-06-2017, 08:50 PM
If Aries dont attack i'm gonna be pissed

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:50 PM
Aries is ready, yo.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:51 PM
Ddqrmj4nKfY

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:52 PM
Uh-oh.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:52 PM
Austin Aries deserves a fucking medal for turning a commentary gig when his face was broken into being the most over member of the Cruiserweight Division without even having a match.

Droford
03-06-2017, 08:52 PM
He needs the glasses with windshield wipers

RP
03-06-2017, 08:53 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:53 PM
This interview segment is better than all three hours of Fastlane.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 08:53 PM
Aires vs Neville at Mania has the potential to be really great.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:53 PM
That was good.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 08:54 PM
His eye still looks fucked up.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:54 PM
Zip it, Enzo. You lost.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:54 PM
Austin Aries with the biggest pop of the night for hitting a dude with a microphone.

Theo Dious
03-06-2017, 08:54 PM
That was pretty tits.

poopfromweiner dude
03-06-2017, 08:55 PM
Who's watching raw tonight?

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:55 PM
Aires vs Neville at Mania has the potential to be really great.

Also the first cruiserweight match where I will actually be invested in both sides of the match.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 08:55 PM
Who's watching raw tonight?

Bob

poopfromweiner dude
03-06-2017, 08:55 PM
Is it worth it?

RP
03-06-2017, 08:55 PM
BAWWWWWWWW GAWDDDDDDDDDDDD GOLDBERG IS WORKING MONDAY NIGHT SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THISSSSSSSSSSS

Ruien
03-06-2017, 08:56 PM
Lol at saying Enzo is so annoying the exact same way I tell people I work with.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 08:56 PM
Why is Goldberg hanging out in a kitchen?

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:56 PM
http://rs1349.pbsrc.com/albums/p744/BrianRichter/austinariespopcorn_zps10df64f7.gif~c200

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:56 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ay0cG8aSiG4/VMlRdqMHntI/AAAAAAAAZLo/6csdwbos5EQ/s1600/Entrance%2B2.gif

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:56 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/66/17/97/66179774c77761dbe1f8156fec1b67e0.jpg

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:57 PM
Honestly not too bad so far, Jericho vs Joe later.

And Aries is Back in Action.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 08:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9B5zu.gif

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 08:57 PM
Why is Goldberg hanging out in a kitchen?

He got to the arena late and all the other locker rooms were taken.

Poit
03-06-2017, 08:57 PM
Austin Aries with the biggest pop of the night for hitting a dude with a microphone.

Second biggest pop was Aries taking off his sunglasses.

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 08:58 PM
Bob

Barker? Because if it's Bobcat Goldthwait, I'm out.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 08:58 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/66/17/97/66179774c77761dbe1f8156fec1b67e0.jpg

on that note Aries is my Current WWE Champion in 2K17.

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
Barker? Because if it's Bobcat Goldthwait, I'm out.

Always spay and neuter your pets, chops Chavo and calls chris jericho happy boy.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
GOLDBERG BABY

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
Turn Tape Over

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
Feel like Aries will be the first (only?) cruiserweight to "escape" the division and "graduate" to fighting main roster people.....

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
Really don't give a fuck he squashe'd mid card champ Owens. Goldberg is amazing.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
I'm not going to make it to Wrestlemania if I have to hear "The ultimate thrillride: Wrestlemania!" and Flo Rida 50 times a week for the next month.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:00 PM
Greenberg 0

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 09:01 PM
Feel like Aries will be the first (only?) cruiserweight to "escape" the division and "graduate" to fighting main roster people.....

Hopefully.

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 09:01 PM
Still don't know why the fuck Goldberg always makes weird breathing noises as he walks to the ring...unnerving and annoying.

slik
03-06-2017, 09:02 PM
2 moves berg

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:02 PM
Please shit on this Chicago.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:02 PM
Feel like Aries will be the first (only?) cruiserweight to "escape" the division and "graduate" to fighting main roster people.....

I hope they leave Neville there forever and he dominates the division for the next 2 years.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:02 PM
Really feel like Brock Lesnar needs to throw Goldberg's son down the stairs to inject some real drama into the match.....

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:02 PM
Boos.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
Please shit on this Chicago.

Fuck you.

Sepholio
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
Still don't know why the fuck Goldberg always makes weird breathing noises as he walks to the ring...unnerving and annoying.

He's clearing the 'caine from his snout. He's gotta get hyped up and sweaty before he comes out there don't ya know?

Black Widow
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
I bet they start chanting Punk now.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
GOD DAMNIT BYRON. YOU GET YOUR FUCKING "FANTASY WARFARE" OUT OF HERE.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
Still blows my mind this all started with some Video Game Pre-Order content.

Look where we are now.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
Wah wah the wrestler I wanted to win lost. Wah wah wah. Cry baby.

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
Always spay and neuter your pets, chops Chavo and calls chris jericho happy boy.

I still very much remember him hosting The Price is RAW. Great episode and definitely one of the show's best ever guest hosts.

Sepholio
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK~~~

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:03 PM
PAUL SAVE US

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:04 PM
YEA! PAULIE'S HERE!

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:05 PM
Vince probably was like GOD DAMNIT JUST SEND HEYMAN OUT THEN

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:05 PM
THE BEAST IS IN THE BUILDING!

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:05 PM
Really feel like Brock Lesnar needs to throw Goldberg's son down the stairs to inject some real drama into the match.....

Or Goldberg could randomly spear the Lesnar shirt Guy for some added drama.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:05 PM
Well, here comes the pain.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:06 PM
Or Goldberg could randomly spear the Lesnar shirt Guy for some added drama.

I mean, if they really want to solidify him as a face...

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:06 PM
WHAT IS CM PUNK DOING HERE?!!!

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 09:06 PM
He's clearing the 'caine from his snout. He's gotta get hyped up and sweaty before he comes out there don't ya know?

That would explain why he's chewing gum...interesting.

Sepholio
03-06-2017, 09:06 PM
OMFG ITS PUNK~~~

GD
03-06-2017, 09:08 PM
How did the crowd react Goldberg? I missed the part.

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:08 PM
Mr Goldberg

Sounds like a failed 80s sitcom

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:08 PM
How did the crowd react Goldberg? I missed the part.

They cheered and chanted his name and then randomly started to chant for Punk once he started to speak.

Sepholio
03-06-2017, 09:09 PM
That would explain why he's chewing gum...interesting.

I see you noticed the warning signs of jonesin' as well ;)

We should be detectives.

GD
03-06-2017, 09:09 PM
They cheered and chanted his name and then randomly started to chant for Punk once he started to speak.

Oh! Kinda annoyed at the random "CM Punk" chants. I was expecting a negative response since he defeated Owens who is so beloved by the marks.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:09 PM
Sweet.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:10 PM
AND HIS NAME IS...... JOHN CENA

RP
03-06-2017, 09:10 PM
This got better a bit.

GD
03-06-2017, 09:10 PM
Goldberg finally takes a bump.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:10 PM
Nobody gets up from an F5 that fast.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
He dropped the belt

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
Nice of the WWE to give a sneak peak of the entire match at Mania tonight.

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
Goldberg dripping wet

Sepholio
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
lol Goldberg is so super duper sweaty rn

Really sad.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
Nobody gets up from an F5 that fast.

Goldberg is a superhuman 50 year old man. This has already been established.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-06-2017, 09:11 PM
Roman wins lol

RP
03-06-2017, 09:12 PM
LOL How did Goldberg get that sweaty?

RP
03-06-2017, 09:12 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisastrousShinyKinkajou-size_restricted.gif

A.J.K
03-06-2017, 09:13 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisastrousShinyKinkajou-size_restricted.gif

:rofl:

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:15 PM
LOL How did Goldberg get that sweaty?

Being picked up and slammed is tiring work

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:17 PM
Why is this match happening yet again?

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:18 PM
Why does Cass tag with Enzo when he is like the weakest person on the roster?

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:18 PM
Ummm that White Sox joke by Graves doesn't really work considering they won a title during the last decade.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:18 PM
Why is this match happening yet again?

Because they want Fastlane to be even more worthless in retrospect.

RP
03-06-2017, 09:18 PM
Just like.. When Cass said he was winning the Royal Rumble in 2017!

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:19 PM
Im tired of these two already

slik
03-06-2017, 09:19 PM
hope Lesnar wins at Wm

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:19 PM
Ummm that White Sox joke by Graves doesn't really work considering they won a title during the last decade.

They cheated then too probably

Black Widow
03-06-2017, 09:20 PM
It's the team thats as useless as a Tampon at Betty White's house.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:20 PM
If Cass ever turns heel on Enzo, should do it right after he spells "soft" correctly for the first time.

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2017, 09:22 PM
Carl Blanderson


Actually like him but I think it's a good chirp

Lock Jaw
03-06-2017, 09:22 PM
If Cass ever turns heel on Enzo, should do it right after he spells "soft" correctly for the first time.

That could be the basis of the entire feud. Cass finds out how it is really spelled and beats down Enzo because he told him it was spelled SAWFT and he's been out there spelling it wrong in front of the world, looking like an idiot.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:22 PM
Love Cesaro and Sheamus. They are so good together.

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:28 PM
The Raw tag team division is awful. There are only four teams in the entire division. Three of them are on screen right now, and the Shining Stars just don't matter.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:29 PM
The Raw tag team division is awful. There are only four teams in the entire division. Three of them are on screen right now, and the Shining Stars just don't matter.

Not sure the SD one is any better.

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:29 PM
That was a sweet Brogue Kick.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:29 PM
Why does Cass tag with Enzo when he is like the weakest person on the roster?

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:30 PM
Enzo proving again he is just like a nat. So weak.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:30 PM
The Raw tag team division is awful. There are only four teams in the entire division. Three of them are on screen right now, and the Shining Stars just don't matter.

Smackdown has a similar problems but mainly how much its been treated as an afterthought since the new brand split started.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:31 PM
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Not to be confused with Roode.

Ruien
03-06-2017, 09:31 PM
Enzo could be decent with the Cruisers once Cass is dome with him.

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:32 PM
Rick Rude going into the hall of good..oh wait

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:33 PM
Not sure the SD one is any better.

American Alpha, The Usos, Vaudevillians, Ascension, Slater & Rhyno, Breezango. Six teams is 50% more than Raw, but still not enough.

Neither Raw nor Smackdown have enough people in their tag or women's divisions.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:34 PM
American Alpha, The Usos, Vaudevillians, Ascension, Slater & Rhyno, Breezango. Six teams is 50% more than Raw, but still not enough.

Neither Raw nor Smackdown have enough people in their tag or women's divisions.

Not arguing quantity, but I'd argue that Smackdown's team feel more "Jobberrific" than Raw's.

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:36 PM
Not arguing quantity, but I'd argue that Smackdown's team feel more "Jobberrific" than Raw's.

I agree. Of the teams "that matter", Raw has three and Smackdown has two.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:37 PM
Oh look, It's GM Fool-ey.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:37 PM
Missed opportunity by Foley to make an impromptu tag team boiler room brawl match.

Foley also looks like he's about to snap at any moment and become a badass submission machine.

Poit
03-06-2017, 09:38 PM
Okay, I forgot the New Day was a tag team on Raw. In fairness, recently they haven't really done... anything.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:38 PM
Someone's gettin' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

slik
03-06-2017, 09:38 PM
all u fat sweathogs!

slik
03-06-2017, 09:38 PM
rick rude one of my favorites growing up
so glad 2 see him go in

slik
03-06-2017, 09:39 PM
oh hai Tozawa/Daivari

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:40 PM
Aries should continue doing commentary in between punching nerds in the face. This match feels so hollow without A-Double.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:40 PM
Aries should continue doing commentary in between punching nerds in the face. This match feels so hollow without A-Double.

Also probably because it contains Ariya Daivari.

Dark One
03-06-2017, 09:41 PM
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ca0b1e81d2b6555a25361da4837c3cd2/tumblr_om2feahBsd1u1ljrzo2_500.gif

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:42 PM
I'M THE MAN WITH DA PLAN!

RP
03-06-2017, 09:43 PM
When those 2 meet it will be an explosion.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:49 PM
Wait New Day don't actually have ice cream in their ice cream cart?

How hard could it be to just freeze some juice for ice pops.

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:50 PM
Wait New Day don't actually have ice cream in their ice cream cart?

How hard could it be to just freeze some juice for ice pops.

Thats not ice cream though

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:52 PM
They shoukd have made it big enough so the Yeti coukd come out

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 09:52 PM
Not sure if Big E making out with an ice cream cart counts as being PG.

slik
03-06-2017, 09:52 PM
h8 new day now too

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:52 PM
March is Women's History Month?

Since when?

RP
03-06-2017, 09:53 PM
Womans History month?

I'm waiting for them to show Lita getting pissed on by 5 wrestlers.

slik
03-06-2017, 09:53 PM
oh ok.

always good to see trish clips so w/e

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 09:54 PM
C'mon. Get to Braun already so I can go to bed.

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:54 PM
Womans History month?

I'm waiting for them to show Lita getting pissed on by 5 wrestlers.

She did just wrestle a match this past Friday

DAMN iNATOR
03-06-2017, 09:58 PM
BREAKING: RAW commentary team forget definition of "controversy"

Droford
03-06-2017, 09:58 PM
Next monday is the 17th anniversary of Bubba putting Mae Young tgrough a table..they shoukd feature her for the women spot itd be funny

slik
03-06-2017, 09:59 PM
droford u should bet money on if they will

RP
03-06-2017, 09:59 PM
Next monday is the 17th anniversary of Bubba putting Mae Young tgrough a table..they shoukd feature her for the women spot itd be funny

Mae Young is dead

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2017, 09:59 PM
this is going to be the worst

slik
03-06-2017, 10:00 PM
turn heel plz Sasha

Droford
03-06-2017, 10:00 PM
She wasnt like this immediately after the ppv on raw talk

slik
03-06-2017, 10:01 PM
h8 bayley

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2017, 10:01 PM
this is going to be the worst

I was correct.

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2017, 10:01 PM
Kind of hilarious how quickly it took RAW to completely dismantle everything about Bayley's character from NXT.

Somehow Bayley was ok with Sasha interfering for her to win the belt but now is completely against it.

ClockShot
03-06-2017, 10:02 PM
Is this Foley's punishment when Steph brought him into her office?

RP
03-06-2017, 10:02 PM
Bailey's period is heavy tonight

Dark One
03-06-2017, 10:02 PM
Kind of hilarious how quickly it took RAW to completely dismantle everything about Bayley's character from NXT.

Somehow Bayley was ok with Sasha interfering for her to win the belt but now is completely against it.

I'm not entirely certain they keep the same writing team from night to night. Probably get temps on Craigslist at 2PM the day of.

Droford
03-06-2017, 10:02 PM
4 way

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2017, 10:03 PM
OHHHH GOD END IT