RAW thread 3/13/2017 - Last-ever WWE show at JLA - Who will challenge the RAW Tag Team Champs at WrestleMania?

[Dark One]

"Roman Reigns Likes Nickelback" for sign of the year.

[KIRA]

How is Roman not a heel?

[ClockShot]

Told ya.

[DAMN iNATOR]

HBK's time would be better spent on SD, delivering a Sweet No-Chin Music on <strike>Slam Master</strike> James Ellsworth.

[KIRA]

going full douche heel

[Emperor Smeat]

Since when have people been asking for a Taker-Reigns match at Mania.

[RP]

I mean, they are doing there best to put Roman over. I half expect Brett Hart and Stone Cold and The Rock to come out next.

[KIRA]

The secret is out Shawn

[DAMN iNATOR]

24-1. BELIEVE...THAT!

[slik]

Roman is basically a heel...I think...I hope?

[GD]

Slow Roman turn? I like it :yes:

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[RP]

brutal lol

[slik]

"Roman Reigns Likes Nickelback" for sign of the year.

:lol:

[GD]

Oh shit! That looked really brutal. Roman just flew to the side. God damn!

[Droford]

'so by process I retired you'

shoulda said that

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, At first I thought that was Big Show and was like WTF.

[KIRA]

A 300 pound light piercing the darkness

THANK YOU BRUAN

[RP]

That looked stiff as fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Reigns ragdolling down the ramp.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

That made me so happy.

[Dark One]

BRAAAUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

[slik]

Braun Strowman for POTUS 2020

[GD]

No fucks given by the crowd as they chant "HBK" :lol:

[Dark One]

Slow Roman turn? I like it :yes:

Two years is definitely pretty slow.

[Droford]

Would be odd if Roman got hurt there

[DAMN iNATOR]

Perhaps Roman v. Braun v. 'Taker @ WM 33?

[Dark One]

Perhaps Roman v. Braun v. 'Taker @ WM 33?

I am all in on this, but only if BRAAAUUUNNN wins.

[Droford]

No fucks given by the crowd as they chant "HBK" :lol:

Was expecting "Thank you braun" let down..

[ClockShot]

I really wanna stay up and see who Foley fires. Although I'm thinking he just quits.

But Braun just killed Roman and I can turn in for the night.

What should I do?

[GD]

Isn't it obvious? Foley fires himself.

[Droford]

come on Foley..

fire HHH already

[Lock Jaw]

#SaxtonsSocks

[Dark One]

I really wanna stay up and see who Foley fires. Although I'm thinking he just quits.

But Braun just killed Roman and I can turn in for the night.

What should I do?

Braun murdering Roman again is as good as it's going to get. Save yourself the pain and suffering of Nia Jax vs Bayley pretending to fight.

[slik]

oh god @ Byron Saxton's socks

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, Foley is definitely quitting. It's pretty obvious.

He's getting surgery and Angle will be the new GM in a few weeks.

[slik]

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Braun murdering Roman again is as good as it's going to get. Save yourself the pain and suffering of Nia Jax vs Bayley pretending to fight.

I take that back. Stick around to check out Austin Aries' package.

[RP]

Ya I dont think he was suppose to roll off the side. You can see his left hand grabbing for the ramp right before he goes off.

[GD]

Ariya Davari's entrance theme's name is a tad bit offensive.

[Dark One]

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[GD]

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[Blonde Moment]

Austin Aries... A shorter less charismatic Ventura

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mark Henry supposedly nearing end of his career...maybe Mick chooses him? I see Paige listed as still on the roster, but can't see why they'd mention her, let alone give her screen time. Also, Bo Dallas isn't doing much, nor is Summer Rae...doubt it will be, but could be one of those 4.

[GD]

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[Outsider]

Mark Henry supposedly nearing end of his career...maybe Mick chooses him? I see Paige listed as still on the roster, but can't see why they'd mention her, let alone give her screen time. Also, Bo Dallas isn't doing much, nor is Summer Rae...doubt it will be, but could be one of those 4.

You do realise no-one is actually going to be fired right?

I mean I'm guessing employment law would prevent this kind of situation for a start.

[Dark One]

Really wish A-Double had his cape back instead of this feather duster jacket.

[Dark One]

R.I.P. Ariya Daivari.

[slik]

this match seemed sort of "hard-hitting"

[DAMN iNATOR]

You do realise no-one is actually going to be fired right?

I mean I'm guessing employment law would prevent this kind of situation for a start.

Why would Mick let Stephen fire him tonight? Last I knew Foley was scheduled to stay on-screen as RAW GM through WM and THEN be written off so he can go and have the surgery or whatever it is he needs to have done.

[mike adamle]

Cuz no one wants to watch him anymore

[#1-norm-fan]

So Mick Foley has to fire someone tonight? Can he fire Stephanie?? That would send some SHOCKWAVES through the WWE!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/2kbTcDM.gif

[GD]

this match seemed sort of "hard-hitting"

I don't think you know what "hard-hitting" means...

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[DAMN iNATOR]

I mean, I suppose they could pull a "Foley 'fires' himself/quits in order to deprive Stephanie of the pleasure of doing so", but doesn't seem like it would translate well on-screen.

And I doubt there's any truth to the rumors of Angle returning to WWE TV anytime before his HoF induction to supposedly fill the role...doesn't even seem 100% certain he'd take the "job".

[Emperor Smeat]

So Mick Foley has to fire someone tonight? Can he fire Stephanie?? That would send some SHOCKWAVES through the WWE!!!

Would be a pretty good twist and funny for a GM to fire an owner/CEO.

[Evil Vito]

I feel bad for Big Show. I mean as glad as I am that Big Show/Shaq is off the table, the guy busted his ass off to get in shape presumably for that match. And now he's just being shunted into the battle royal again.

[Dark One]

this match seemed sort of "hard-hitting"

I don't think you know what "hard-hitting" means...

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This is the incorrect tron for "hard-hitting"

There is only one right answer:

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[Droford]

Big Show should go jump off the roof for old times sake

[Shisen Kopf]

Mick Foley should hire some detroit bum and then fire him. That's what will happen. Wooooo rasslin!

[slik]

Hellacious wedgie on Titus O Neil

[GD]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Big Show semi-wedgied Titus with that last chokeslam.

[Dark One]

Going to have to ask Big Show to quit chokeslamming Titus before his tights disappear into his rectum.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is the incorrect tron for "hard-hitting"

There is only one right answer:

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*Corey Graves animated GIF*

#REALMeanestPoster

[GD]

this match seemed sort of "hard-hitting"

I don't think you know what "hard-hitting" means...

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This is the incorrect tron for "hard-hitting"

There is only one right answer:

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Fair enough.

[Dark One]

Billie Jean King looks like Mae Young and Harvey Wippleman had a baby.

[slik]

Sign Of The Night: Roman Reigns Likes Nickelback

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nia "beatable" but probably wins in a squash match, and predictably will angrily scream about how she demands to be added to the RAW Women's Championship match at WM 33. YAWN.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Billie Jean King looks like Mae Young and Harvey Wippleman had a baby.

Nonetheless, she should be viewed as an inspiration to girls and women everywhere that they shouldn't have to stand for being treated as second-rate citizens.

[Dark One]

Sign Of The Night: Roman Reigns Likes Nickelback

Gonna need you to stop stealing my posts 15 minutes later.

[slik]

U WANNA FITE BRO

[DAMN iNATOR]

HOT FEUD

[Shisen Kopf]

Mick Foley should fire Bayley for her stupid hair

[slik]

Bayley should be fired and sent back to OVW

[Lock Jaw]

Nonetheless, she should be viewed as an inspiration to girls and women everywhere that they shouldn't have to stand for being treated as second-rate citizens.

Also, her initials would make her BJ King

[Shisen Kopf]

Hey guys, guess what?

Roman Reigns likes Nickelback

[Dark One]

Hey guys, guses what?

Roman Reigns likes Nickelback

Was really hoping the spoiler would be an answer as to whether or not you were taping tonight's show on VHS.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Dark One]

Exposing Kevin Owens does not sound PG.

[RP]

lol hit the bricks Tom

[Lock Jaw]

Woo! The List returns!

[A.J.K]

Hey guys, guess what?

You Just Made the List

[Triple A]

always love when Jericho calls people by the wrong name...

[Lock Jaw]

lollllllll sick burn by Corey Graves

[Triple A]

have to quickly hit mute during Bayley's entrance to avoid Byron Saxton

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/a8sXuFo.gif

[slik]

That Purple Bayley Buddy needs to be wellness tested,

that is it, FIRE BAYLEY Mick it's what every single person at tpww wants at least!

[Triple A]

lollllllll sick burn by Corey Graves

what did he say (muted it)

[Dark One]

what did he say (muted it)

"Byron, I understand why you like Bayley so much. The only meaningful relationship you've both had have been with inflatable people."

[Lock Jaw]

always love when Jericho calls people by the wrong name...

I didn't look at the dude too closely and I honestly thought it was Tom Phillips, and when Jericho called him "Tom" I thought to myself "Wish he would get his name wrong....."

[Shisen Kopf]

Nia Fats is more like it. Lololololol

[Outsider]

Lets forget about all the times Bailey beat Nia in NXT.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mick Foley should hire some detroit bum and then fire him. That's what will happen. Wooooo rasslin!

Matt Millen? He's about as bummy as they get.

[Droford]

Foley should fire everyone and cancel RAW next week to break the streak of RAWS

back to back nights of the A Show next week

[slik]

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[Dark One]

Nia Jax is a hybrid athlete? Like part SUV, part wrestler?

[DAMN iNATOR]

The Detroit Lions should be fired for their ineptitude, and then he can take Ford Field and #ShutItDown

[Dark One]

When Nia Jax and Bayley have a match, it looks like they're both deathly afraid of touching each other.

[Outsider]

LETS TURN OUR CHAMPION INTO A JOBBER FOR REASONS.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nia Jax is a hybrid athlete? Like part SUV, part wrestler?

Maybe they should start referring to her as the "Hawaiian Bulldozer".

[Lock Jaw]

Foley walking past all those cruiserweights, obviously firing one of them

[Emperor Smeat]

When Nia Jax and Bayley have a match, it looks like they're both deathly afraid of touching each other.

Maybe each one thinks the other has wrestling cooties or something.

[Droford]

Nia Jax vs Bayley last match at the arena barring a dark match

way to close out the place

[DAMN iNATOR]

LETS TURN OUR CHAMPION INTO A JOBBER FOR REASONS.

Winning via DQ = "jobbing"? :roll::wtf:

[Dark One]

I was about to post about Creepy TJP looming in the shadows all by himself in the hallway, but then Foley passed Big E who was flashing his chest over and over.

[Outsider]

Winning via DQ = "jobbing"? :roll::wtf:

Being utterly squashed = jobbing.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman getting to squash Braun one more time before WM for good measure

[Droford]

come on

fire HHH

[Dark One]

Roman getting to squash Braun one more time before WM for good measure

Motherfucker.

[RP]

Is Mic wearing yoga pants?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't believe WWE is leaving JLA for the final time with a whimper. :nono::n:

[Emperor Smeat]

Would laugh if R-Truth got named and he came out thinking he won an award instead.

All happy and wanting balloons and confetti to get showered down the arena.

[Lock Jaw]

lol at firing your superior

[DAMN iNATOR]

Being utterly squashed = jobbing.

She wasn't squashed though. She WON.

[slik]

Why is this the final segment

[Droford]

LOL

[RP]

hahaha

[DAMN iNATOR]

Typical Stephanie, pulling rank...:roll:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Foley firing Steph. That wouldn't even make sense since she out ranks him on the ladder.

[Dark One]

Mick Foley trying to fire Stephanie McMahon. Amazing.

[Savio]

This is dumb.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is this the final segment

'Cuz reasons.

[Dark One]

Mick Foley going out on his shield. Probably the best way to end his run as GM.

[Droford]

Somebody gonna get their face slapped

[Lock Jaw]

Next time I have issue with my boss, I'll just fire him

[DAMN iNATOR]

OH SHIT

[Dark One]

This is dumb.

The angle and "fire someone" itself is dumb, sure, but this is probably the best possible way to resolve it.

[Droford]

SHOULDA FIRED HHH! duh

[Ruien]

Omg omg omg Rollins please come and save us.

[Theo Dious]

This is dumb.

And retarded.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Triple H allows the firing to happen.

[RP]

Mic is about to eat a Pedigree

[Dark One]

Next time I have issue with my boss, I'll just fire him

I've tried this. It got me a raise.

[Savio]

Why is this a segment period (or questionmark)

[Droford]

Ill assume this is where Finn comes back

because why not

[Lock Jaw]

Here's the thing

[DAMN iNATOR]

Might as well dust off Vince's old ass and drag him out in front of a Detroit crowd one last time and have him support Foley's decision and crush Stephanie's feelings on-screen for the second time in his career at this point. Be better than listening to Foley and HHH trading shots at each other.

[slik]

Where is Finn

[Lock Jaw]

I've tried this. It got me a raise.

Maybe that's Foley's angle......

[Droford]

Last go at the Joe sounds like celebrating taking the last dump in the bathroom

[RP]

lol CM punk chants bothering him

[DAMN iNATOR]

OMG is the crowd really chanting "CM PUNK"?! STFU

[slik]

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[slik]

"Aren't you a fun little nostalgia act," says the nostalgia act

[KIRA]

Is Mic wearing yoga pants?

Aww god please don't put that image in people's heads

[Theo Dious]

Triple H & Mick Foley facing off to close Raw in 2017. Wtf.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph's gaze is piercing my soul, and she's not even looking at me......

[Droford]

HHHs forehead is bothersome

[KIRA]

RAW ends with what everyone was clamoring for HHH talking.

[Savio]

YES! MAKE STEPH LOOK STRONG!

[Triple A]

I think this segment is good

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins out of Mania

Triple H vs. In-Need-Of-Hip-Replacement Mick Foley to take the main event spot

[Droford]

Somebody save Foley

[DAMN iNATOR]

Seth FREAKIN' Rollins, baby! :D

[Ruien]

ROLLINS MOTHERFUCKERS

[Savio]

Why is HHH not laughing at him then continuing to beat up foley?

[KIRA]

oh no this feels like 2002

[slik]

The Demon Seth Rollins is here

[Droford]

Foley might actually be in better shape than Rollins lol

[RP]

Yussssssssssssss

[slik]

Triple H & Mick Foley facing off to close Raw in 2017. Wtf.

Goldberg vs Lesnar is main-eventing WrestleMania in 2017

[Ruien]

Was hoping for the entire roster to come out but Rollins going beast mode is awesome too.

[Dark One]

Seth Rollins is Wolverine confirmed.

[Savio]

lol at seth reaching for the ropes.

[Ruien]

Lol. Rollins comebacks? Let's have HHH destroy him.

[Triple A]

Was his injury fake or something

seems like he was able to come back pretty early

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That was the fastest build up and burial of a Superstar in <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a>'s career <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/841487055549059073">March 14, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

Would suck for Rollins if he legit re-injures his knee again since it seems really dumb to rush his return.

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. Rollins (again)

[#1-norm-fan]

So Mick Foley has to fire someone tonight? Can he fire Stephanie?? That would send some SHOCKWAVES through the WWE!!!

Holy shit, did it happen? And were shockwaves sent through the WWE because of it??

[Ruien]

So happy Rollins is already back. Raw picked the perfect segment to end the show.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[RP]

Yo this is bleeding into the new Chrisley wtf

[Droford]

Foley should have fired HHH

[#1-norm-fan]

Foley should have fired the writers.

[GD]

HHHs forehead is bothersome

http://i.imgur.com/29iAbVS.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can just see Vince before the show: "Alright, everyone! We're gonna close the final show at the Joe by making my washed-up piece of crap son-in-law look strong against the already not at 100% Seth Rollins in advance of their Mexican Staredown match at WrestleMania, but only AFTER Mick Foley laughably tries to fire my daughter, Stephanie as the on-screen RAW Commissioner and gets beat up by my son-in-law. It will amuse me. Now leave me, I've got 6 dozen Ensure to get through between now and the time we leave."

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yo this is bleeding into the new Chrisley wtf

It's not terribly uncommon for USA to allow RAW to "overrun" its timeslot, especially around WM time every year.

[RP]

I wonder if Rollins is really still hurt and this is leading to Finn Balor taking his place in the match.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Can just see Vince before the show: "Alright, everyone! We're gonna close the final show at the Joe by making my washed-up piece of crap son-in-law look strong against the already not at 100% Seth Rollins in advance of their Mexican Staredown match at WrestleMania, but only AFTER Mick Foley laughably tries to fire my daughter, Stephanie as the on-screen RAW Commissioner and gets beat up by my son-in-law. It will amuse me. Now leave me, I've got 6 dozen Ensure to get through between now and the time we leave."

Dumpster town gets dumpster show.

[Triple A]

I thought the last segment was really good.

Haters.......

[Emperor Smeat]

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And in gif form:
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[Dark One]

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RIP Byron Saxton
1981-2016

[Anybody Thrilla]

Raw's ending was dope.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I thought the last segment was really good.

Haters.......

It was alright, but why did they need to set up Foley "firing" someone just to have it turn into a HHH/Rollins confrontation? They could've just built to the confrontation all show and used it as the closing segment.

And yes, before anyone asks I'm well aware that Mick needs hip surgery and is supposed to be written off soon, but I don't think HHH beating him down during the final segment tonight needed to be done in order to do so, whether they try to bring Kurt on as GM before WM 33 or not.

As Forrest Gump would say, and that's all I have to say about that.

[XL]

I think if you build the confrontation all night you don't get the babyface arriving to save the day pop that Seth got. Reactions like that help to build his star aura.

[Juan]

DAMN iNATOR quoting Forrest Gump lol

[Ruien]

That pop Rollins got was amazing. Almost Ryback level.

[Tom Guycott]

"Kingslayer"?

Seth is a Lannister?

[Cool King]

• It took around fifteen minutes for the first match to happen. Classic Raw.

• Dana turning is pretty interesting. I've always liked Dana and I think this face turn will work well not only for her but for the Women's Division on Raw too.

• I'm a fan of all but TJ in that Cruiserweight match and Nese getting the pinfall gets a thumbs up from me.

• Fat & Fatter teaming up again. A little part of me thinks this will become a thing sometime down the line and they'll go after the Tag Team Championships.

• The New Day are just annoying now. Maybe it's because I don't care about them anymore but I can't remember the last time they had a match. All they seem to do now is advertise shit.

• Speaking of annoying, Enzo and the not annoying Cass vs Cesaro/Sheamus. I knew from the start that we would get a triple threat match in the end. I just really hope Enzo & Cass don't win.

I'm still waiting for an Enzo & Cass match that doesn't have Enzo getting his ass fantastically handed to him only for Cass to save the day.

• I wanted Jinder to win. I like Jinder.

• Shawn Michaels was a nice little surprise though.

• This is sort of my introduction to Austin Aries and he's alright, I guess. Sucks about Daivari though. He's the #1 Jobber of the Cruiserweight division even though he really shouldn't be.

• Big Show vs Titus O'Neil.

Oh ok.

It's such a difference though when you think of the first and last matches for Big Show in the Joe Louis Arena.

His first match in the arena was his debut which was a win over Hulk Hogan to become WCW World Heavyweight Champion in a match that lasted fifteen minutes. His last match in the arena was a two minute squash match win over Titus O'Neil.

• Sasha is going to turn on Bayley soon.

• So are we back to Raw being the Triple H & Stephanie Show again?

I think nearly twenty minutes of talking to end the show is a new record for Raw.

[DAMN iNATOR]

DAMN iNATOR quoting Forrest Gump lol

Keep that up and I swear, I'll start quoting Pluto Nash.