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jindrak
05-25-2004, 11:26 PM
The guy plays a porn star from Las Vegas, and yet the WWE has no current storyline possibilities for him? I mean back when he debuted, his character was somewhat controversial and his programs with Terri Runnels/Goldust, Keintai, Ryan Shamrock, were all programs that were over with the audience. I realize WWE has to keep itself clean, and wants to rid itself of the gimmicks from the attitude era, but the Val Venis character can work now.

Here is how- I know I may be heat from you guys but, I think the character should do something along the lines of...Bang Bust...Here is what I mean- have Val go around town seeking hot girls, alongside a funny cameraman. The exploits will be reminiscent of Val's video during the attitude era, but the twist is that he nails the girl then immediately tosses her out. On Raw, Val shows his videos, and labels himself a sex symbol, saying things along the lines of, "I have nailed more chicks than you guys have jacked off to". In a way, I want this character to be a heel. He wants all men to be jealous because he gets top of the line ass anytime he wants. He flaunts his attributes, and is a 00' version of Rick Rude, with more attitude of course. As a sidekick, the cameraman will be hilarious and just add a lot to the Val character. The camera guy will be sexist, believing all women are just objects, and he will basically have the same attitude as the camera guy from the milf hunter videos (if you've seen the video's the guy is just too funny). Val himself will just rip on the guys in the audience, proclaim his superiority (in more ways than one), and play to the crowd.

This is basically Van Venis from 1999, with a few twists and behavior adjustments, but I think it could work. What do you guys think? And if you have any other ideas on the Val character just post it.

Esoteric
05-25-2004, 11:50 PM
the only way for the gimmick to work is if Funaki played the camera man that would be just hilarious

jindrak
05-25-2004, 11:54 PM
the only way for the gimmick to work is if Funaki played the camera man that would be just hilarious

WOW! Your're 1st post and you posted on my thread lolz.

Esoteric
05-25-2004, 11:57 PM
yeah u kno man u should be honored hahahahaha its good to be here

Tiken
05-26-2004, 03:53 AM
I like the idea, though my opinion has never really matterd. However the whole Funaki being the camera man is just absolutley hilarious, plus he needs something to do right now, poor guy doesent have an angle in the world.