WWE RAW 3/27/17 feat. Final stop before the Thrill Ride, Tug-o-War Part II?, and Vacant as new GM

[Emperor Smeat]

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WWE Raw preview, March 27, 2017: Goldberg and Brock Lesnar make one last stop before their epic encounter at WrestleMania

They call Philadelphia the “City of Brotherly Love,” but there will be no love lost between Universal Champion Goldberg and Brock Lesnar when they meet one final time before their cataclysmic clash at WrestleMania. What havoc will these behemoths unleash just six nights before The Ultimate Thrill Ride? Plus, will Seth Rollins sign Triple H’s Hold Harmless Agreement and agree to battle The Game in a Non-Sanctioned Match at WrestleMania, against doctors’ orders?

Raw Preview : Quick Hits

Goldberg and Brock Lesnar, under the same roof
Will Seth Rollins sign Triple H’s Hold Harmless Agreement?
Bayley & Sasha battle Charlotte & Nia
Raw left without a General Manager
Can Chris Jericho get even with Kevin Owens following last week’s attack?
Has The Undertaker gotten inside Roman Reigns’ head?



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[Droford]

Undertaker taking over!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well, that was interesting.

[Outsider]

Watching sober this week.

I get a feeling that might be a mistake.

[DAMN iNATOR]

How many actual unsanctioned/non-sanctioned matches have there been in WWF/WWE? I know there was an 8-man in 1998 @ No Way Out of Texas and one@ SummerSlam between Trips and Shawn, but have there been any others?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can we get ITS at WrestleMania? Damn you JoJo.

[Savio]

If I was champ I would rather it be an Elimination match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bayley on the mic...yep this will get the haters in here in a hurry.

[A.J.K]

Undertaker promo was kind of similar to the one he had when brought back his Deadman persona in '04.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hope Steph doesn't interrupt...PLEASE...just leave Stephen out of this...

[GD]

Does it bother anyone else that Smackdown has a weaker match lineup as compared to RAW?

[Savio]

Char is about to make fun of Bailey being a fan

[Lock Jaw]

Hey. I'm here, I guess. Almost forgot this was on.

[Dark One]

Bless the Undertaker for trying to turn this into a different show.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bagley gonna show the world who the TRUE queen is Sunday (i.e. her)!

[Savio]

Char is so much better on the mic than any other female on Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

cm punk

[Evil Vito]

It's 10 minutes in. Feels like it's been about 50.

[Emperor Smeat]

Does it bother anyone else that Smackdown has a weaker match lineup as compared to RAW?

Just like the Rumble, makes sense its that way since their roster is weaker in terms of depth and star power.

Next draft or trades really needs to help out Smackdown more than RAW.

[GD]

It sucks that Charlotte's psyched about becoming a 5-time champion. The titles are so interchangeable.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sasha looking more tanned than usual...hmm...strange.

[screech]

Watching live for the first time in I don't know how long. Sup?

[Outsider]

Char is so much better on the mic than any other female on Raw.

She's better in the ring and on the mic than most of the men in the company. Just damn good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It sucks that Charlotte's psyched about becoming a 5-time champion. The titles are so interchangeable.

It's not happening at WM though, nor should it.

[Savio]

Holla Holla Holla

[Droford]

neat how that was already scheduled for a tag match

[Dark One]

Nia Jax looks and sounds like a Speak-n-Spell had a baby with a donut.

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...even I have to admit that was a lame attempt at a brawl. GTF off my screen with that weak shit.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Royal Rumble: &quot;My entrance ramp was the most ridiculous in history. They'll never make that mistake again.&quot;<br><br>WrestleMania: &quot;Hold my beer.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/1KVR212mWD">pic.twitter.com/1KVR212mWD</a></p>&mdash; Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cap_Kaveman/status/846457862226296833">March 27, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

Watching live for the first time in I don't know how long. Sup?

Wut Up My Screecha'

[Frank Drebin]

Wish Nia Jax was made to be more of a beast like Kharma was gonna be.

RIP Kharma

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nia Jax looks and sounds like a Speak-n-Spell had a baby with a donut.

(computerized voice): Spell "fatass".

[Emperor Smeat]

This random brawl was the best thing about the opening talkie segment.

Really feels like the WWE barely has an idea what to do with the women's division now that Bayley is champ and Charlotte's ppv streak is dead. Was in pretty bad shape before but at least they had those 2 potential options available for Mania.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wish Nia Jax was made to be more of a beast like Kharma was gonna be.

RIP Kharma

Maybe she'll return and have a dual wedding with her, Mark Henry, Nia and Braun and there will be a live sex celebration immediately afterwards followed by the pitter-patter of children as ugly as sin 9 1/2 months later.

[Frank Drebin]

Still wondering why Bayley is the champ and not Charlotte going into WM.

[Frank Drebin]

This random brawl was the best thing about the opening talkie segment.

Really feels like the WWE barely has an idea what to do with the women's division now that Bayley is champ and Charlotte's ppv streak is dead. Was in pretty bad shape before but at least they had those 2 potential options available for Mania.

+1

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still wondering why Bayley is the champ and not Charlotte going into WM.

Pad her reign list to 7.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Still wondering why Bayley is the champ and not Charlotte going into WM.

Because reasons.

[Dark One]

Which type of donut do you think was Nia Jax's mother? Maple bar? Bear claw?

[screech]

Byton saxton is awful, you guys

[screech]

This is what I've missed

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Royal Rumble: &quot;My entrance ramp was the most ridiculous in history. They'll never make that mistake again.&quot;<br><br>WrestleMania: &quot;Hold my beer.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/1KVR212mWD">pic.twitter.com/1KVR212mWD</a></p>&mdash; Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cap_Kaveman/status/846457862226296833">March 27, 2017</a></blockquote>
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for perspective:

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The stage at 24 was put up that end of the stadium was empty. They remodeled the stadium and put in seats. For more perspective the stage is located at the same height as the top of the 2 side structures on the 24 stage.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Which type of donut do you think was Nia Jax's mother? Maple bar? Bear claw?

Simpsons.

[Frank Drebin]

Which type of donut do you think was Nia Jax's mother? Maple bar? Bear claw?

old fashioned
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[Dark One]

Byton saxton is awful, you guys

The best thing Byron Saxton has contributed to WWE is getting left at a rest stop on an episode of Ride Along.

[screech]

Which type of donut do you think was Nia Jax's mother? Maple bar? Bear claw?

Wife says bear claw. I hope this helps your research.

[Savio]

Such a weird commercial

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The best thing Byron Saxton has contributed to WWE is getting left at a rest stop on an episode of Ride Along.

Should have stayed there.

[Maluco]

It's the women, more than anything else that make me wonder what we really miss by missing RAW.

All that jostling for position all year between the only four women on the brand, who will end the year with a big title match at Mania??!!??

...All 4

After a year of this and that and here and there...It's all 4. Seems really pointless to get invested in them.

[DAMN iNATOR]

old fashioned
http://lesmechantes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/old-fashioned-donuts-for-fresh-ideas-in-creating-your-own-Old-Fashion-so-it-looks-pretty-3.jpg

That donut is such a whore.

[slik]

omg droford it was a joke, don't get ur granny panties in a bunch!

[Frank Drebin]

WTF was that snickers commercial?

[screech]

The best thing Byron Saxton has contributed to WWE is getting left at a rest stop on an episode of Ride Along.

I quote the "I don't live with my parents!" line often.

[GD]

Sheamus is an underrated performer. He has a legit acting background, wish the WWE could make better use of his talents.

[Droford]

WTF was that snickers commercial?

It wasnt even in hd which is ridiculous for 2017 for a major company like Snickers

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wife says bear claw. I hope this helps your research.

What type of bear? Black? Grizzly? Polar? Koala?...

[Dark One]

I quote the "I don't live with my parents!" line often.

95% sure Byron Saxton legit has a race car bed.

[Frank Drebin]

It wasnt even in hd which is ridiculous for 2017 for a major company like Snickers

Yeah...I thought it was some shit local car dealership commercial at first.

[Emperor Smeat]

Which type of donut do you think was Nia Jax's mother? Maple bar? Bear claw?

If Nia is meant to be not like most girls, then her mother must not have been like most doughnuts so maybe an eggnog flavored one.

[Droford]

Meanwhile on SD Alexa Bliss has to defend vs the whole roster in a 1 fall match...unfair

[Lock Jaw]

Sand Bear

[DAMN iNATOR]

Careful, Dro...slik doesn't like it when people try to compete with him in the fake news and clickbait department aground here.

[slik]

It feels weird seeing a commercial where Sheamus is in his underwear....even though I usually only see him in Trunks....the kneecaps are the difference between NEARLY NUDE and CLOTHED

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It wasnt even in hd which is ridiculous for 2017 for a major company like Snickers

The Company is Mars. A very unnecessary STD correction!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Careful, Dro...slik doesn't like it when people try to compete with him in the fake news and clickbait department aground here.

To be the bait you gotta click the bait and I'm the bait!

[Savio]

Who got pinned?

[Droford]

The Killer Bees win!

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Who got pinned?

Charlotte

[Lock Jaw]

Smiley green shirt guy and his accomplice red football shirt guy are front and center again..........

[Droford]

Hell in a Cylander match?

[Ruien]

Meanwhile on SD Alexa Bliss has to defend vs the whole roster in a 1 fall match...unfair

Have they made the rules of that match yet? Figured they were going to turn it some weird gimmick match.

[Droford]

That commercial is extra funny

[Lock Jaw]

Glad they changed this into a "hold harmless" contract....... last week HHH was all "come sign a contract for an unsanctioned match"........... If there is a contract, it has been sanctioned.............

[Frank Drebin]

No one believe anything Kenton "Fake Newz" Lane says on the front page. I don't know who that guy is, but he took Ryan Clark's job. HE'S GOT KIDS.

[Outsider]

Have they made the rules of that match yet? Figured they were going to turn it some weird gimmick match.

Is it going to be a multi-person or a gauntlet match?

[Frank Drebin]

Have they made the rules of that match yet? Figured they were going to turn it some weird gimmick match.

Is it going to be a multi-person or a gauntlet match?

The rules are: Eva Marie wins no matter what.

[slik]

Camping World Stadium is a bad name for a stadium tbh

[Droford]

The rules are: Eva Marie wins no matter what.

Even if she doesnt show up cause shes not being resigned when her deal is up

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have dubbed in Vince's voice for Foley getting fired.

[Dark One]

Why would you advertise in advance that Byron Saxton was hosting a show?

[Droford]

Two words for you

You're fired

more like two and a half

[Droford]

Sami Zayn in the battle royal! whoo

[screech]

Why would you advertise in advance that Byron Saxton was hosting a show?

They really don't want people to watch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The rules are: Eva Marie wins no matter what.

Reports are she is done with WWE.

[Outsider]

Zayn moving to Smackdown?

[Droford]

oh no

[Savio]

And then he'd be picked up by SDL

[Frank Drebin]

another Zayn/Owens match? Is this another running joke?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why would you advertise in advance that Byron Saxton was hosting a show?

Even his mom wouldn't watch.

[Evil Vito]

Only WWE can find a way to make me audibly groan by booking Kevin Owens against Sami Zayn.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Hasn't everyone else in the Andre match pretty much joined by saying they were in it.

Also :lol: at another Owens-Sami match.

[Dark One]

another Zayn/Owens match? Is this another running joke?

I just assume this match is happening during every commercial break.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:| Hasn't everyone else in the Andre match pretty much joined by saying they were in it.

Also :lol: at another Owens-Sami match.

Not Cena he was denied.

[Outsider]

Crusierweight Title only making Kick-Off? Shame.

[screech]

Always found it odd that Zayn and Owens were on the same show after their FINAL BATTLE at whichever PPV that was.

[KIRA]

ALICIA!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

Raw sucks so here's a camera falling from a plane into a pig farm

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[Frank Drebin]

The Aries/Neville match is gonna be on the kickoff show??? Fuck off

[Droford]

I cant wait for Aires to win the Cruiserweight Title so he can use Option C for the title at Desti..oh

[Poit]

Promoting 205 Live, the "fastest hour on television", during the longest three hours of television.

[A.J.K]

:| Hasn't everyone else in the Andre match pretty much joined by saying they were in it.

Also :lol: at another Owens-Sami match.

Owens vs Zayn # 9994858350385937938749384938493849 x 3

oh wait it's no disqualification? so #16

[screech]

Big fan of heel Neville

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: going to commercial after just one move in the match.

[Outsider]

Neville/Aries is actually one of the best built fueds on the Wrestlemania card.

[Poit]

Raw so far has been the same Bayley mockery that we get every week, followed by a tag team match of the same four women who are the only ones who matter on Raw, and later tonight we'll get Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens again.

The only thing that changes in Wrestlemania season is that Stephanie wears her emasculation collar.

[KIRA]

Neville needs to hurry up and find a phone booth to transform into his alter ego Tony Neese

[Ruien]

Damn. Was hoping for a legit Raw since it is the Raw before Mania. Fuck me. Why. Going to be sooo sad if they put Angle on this crap of a show. Even he can't save Raw.

[Frank Drebin]

Once again, more interested in the Raw (and I guess now SD) after WM than the actual PPV.

[Evil Vito]

I'm not surprised it's a bad Raw. They're always ultra-conservative during the week before Mania so as to not have anyone get hurt.

[Lock Jaw]

HOW CAN YOU SIGN A DOCUMENT FOR AN UNSANCTIONED CONTEST

[Dark One]

So, the Raw in Portland was the last good one on the Road to Wrestlemania, right?

[poopfromweiner dude]

any1 watching raw

seth rollins on crutches cool

more guys need to make appearances on crutches

[Ruien]

So, the Raw in Portland was the last good one on the Road to Wrestlemania, right?

Did Braun get a lot of air time during that show? If so, then yes.

[Savio]

So, the Raw in Portland was the last good one on the Road to Wrestlemania, right?
Was that the one in 2014?

[Frank Drebin]

So whats left....the contract signing, Zayn/Owens #4332434, a Taker promo where Roman is all like "pffft" then gets attacked by Braun, a Heyman promo while Brock stands there then a brawl with Goldberg, a 20 minute New Day promo, a recap of said promos, maybe a random tag match

[slik]

Aries seems way too over to be on the PreShow

[Lock Jaw]

THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE

[slik]

who is this handsome gentleman in this razor commercial

[Emperor Smeat]

Neville/Aries is actually one of the best built fueds on the Wrestlemania card.

Yeup and it helps they haven't wrestled each other countless times like with other matchups going into Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

Wait, did they confirm that the cruiserweight match is on the pre-show?

That's one of the only matches I am looking forward to...........

[Savio]

So whats left....the contract signing, Zayn/Owens #4332434, a Taker promo where Roman is all like "pffft" then gets attacked by Braun, a Heyman promo while Brock stands there then a brawl with Goldberg, a 20 minute New Day promo, a recap of said promos, maybe a random tag match

They are gonna run the Xavier/Paige tape in the over run.

[Emperor Smeat]

HOW CAN YOU SIGN A DOCUMENT FOR AN UNSANCTIONED CONTEST

Maybe they will pull a Strowman by not having Rollins actually sign the contract but still have the match occur.

[Savio]

Why is there a "RIP WCW" sign?

[screech]

3 more recaps of this segment, for sure

[Savio]

Maybe they will pull a Strowman by not having Rollins actually sign the contract but still have the match occur.Lol and then he sues WWE after

[Frank Drebin]

HHH wants Seth to sit down so badly because he hid a whoopy cushion under the seat.

[Savio]

"Now suck my dick or the match is off"

[Dark One]

This sounds riveting.

"No fighting. Just listen to legalese for 15 minutes, or no match."

[Frank Drebin]

"The Ultimate Thrill Ride"

[Lock Jaw]

Here's The Thing

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[KIRA]

Triple H looks about 60 right now

[screech]

Cringed hearing HHH say "the ultimate thrill ride"

[slik]

The number one thing I miss about attitude era? No CM Punk chants!

[Savio]

Stop making this about the fans....... zzzzzzz

[Frank Drebin]

This is just dragging and dragging....how is anyone supposed to get excited for WM watching this?

[slik]

WHERE IS BRAUN STROWMAN

[Savio]

This should be about HHH screwing Rollins not about the fans.

[Savio]

Zack Gowen DID beat Matt Hardy

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/11/16/man-with-one-leg-wins-arse-kicking-contest/

Seems like that might have actually happened.

Nah still hasn't happened yet.

[Savio]

I would start a Zach Gowen chant if I was there.

[ClockShot]

Evening boys & girls.

Late to the party, but I've been watching.

[Frank Drebin]

Need Smelly Meatball to go into the Stats Inc. archive and find out if a one-legged man has never won an ass kicking contest. I'm sure it happened SOMEWHERE.

[slik]

SCREECH

WUT U DOIN

[slik]

PFWD

WUT U DOIN

[Frank Drebin]

Slik, We're all going to Kenton "Fake NewZ" Lane's house to protest his stealing of Ryan Clark's job. Want in? #downwithfatcats

[Frank Drebin]

Is this skit still going on? This is like the South Park wrestling episode.

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy crap, it actually did happen before although in an MMA match.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/One-legged-man-wins-ass-kicking-contest:1532602

[ClockShot]

DON'T SIGN! IT'S A TRAP!

[KIRA]

This is just dragging and dragging....how is anyone supposed to get excited for WM watching this?

Triple H is weird that way he tends to drone on and on in his promos

[ClockShot]

Told ya.

[rez]

HHH could have seriously hurt a fan tossing that computer chair!

[KIRA]

This Seth "Freakin" Rollins moniker is cringe inducing either drop the fuckin F-BOMB or don't its that simple.

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE was smart, Rollins beats Triple H with his own move as an insult and then use that as the basis to actually give him a new finisher move.

[Lock Jaw]

Need Smelly Meatball to go into the Stats Inc. archive and find out if a one-legged man has never won an ass kicking contest. I'm sure it happened SOMEWHERE.

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[Savio]

Did you guys not see my 2 posts about Zach Gowen?

[Ruien]

You know what really sucks? Braun STILL does not have a match at Mania.

[Frank Drebin]

Can't wait for HHH, Brock, Taker, Goldberg and Shane to all be in a match at WM, then not have anything to do in the ring for anywhere from 2-10 months.

[Dark One]

This Seth "Freakin" Rollins moniker is cringe inducing either drop the fuckin F-BOMB or don't its that simple.

The "Outlandish" Rich Swann would like to have a word with you.

[Outsider]

On the plus side, NXT Takeover is also this weekend. Thanks for the reminder Raw.

[screech]

This is not a fun show so far. Pre-WrestleMania shows are usually really good.

[slik]

Fantasy Warrior is the Ultimate ThrillRide

[Lock Jaw]

Did you guys not see my 2 posts about Zach Gowen?

My time is way too valuable to read every post before I make my posts.

[Ruien]

Backlash is in Chicago. Who wants to go?

[Ruien]

All about going to a SD ppv.

[Lock Jaw]

I do.

[Ruien]

Would be amazing if Lock Jaw came to Chicago for the ppv.

[ClockShot]

Can we just get Braun on TV already so I can go to bed?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Vince McMahon. AntiChrist. We heard it first from Triple H tonight.

[slik]

WHERE IS BRAUN

[KIRA]

The "Outlandish" Rich Swann would like to have a word with you.

We'll have words but only after Ive berated "The Guy" Roman Reigns.

And explained at length why one can't be the "lunatic Fringe"

[ClockShot]

Move it along, people.

[Emperor Smeat]

This is not a fun show so far. Pre-WrestleMania shows are usually really good.

Outside of the Andre match, feels like the WWE finished all their work for Mania like 2 weeks ago and are just coasting till Mania.

Think last year's go-home show was also pretty bad or boring as well.

[Savio]

Woooo lets go BO!

[DAMN iNATOR]

OK, this is worse than waterboarding at this point.

[Lock Jaw]

BRRRRAAAAUUUUUNNNNNN

[Dark One]

On the plus side, NXT Takeover is also this weekend. Thanks for the reminder Raw.

Not very excited for this year's pre-Mania Takeover.

Nakamura + Roode is pretty cold.

Asuka + Ember Moon might be great because of the two competitors and I'm really enjoying Asuka's heelish tendencies and "enjoying the spils of being champion" video package, but there's not much of a feud there either.

Tag match has a great feud, but I'm a little concerned about AoP are going to insert into a traditionally great DIY + Revival match.

Almas + Black could be amazing, at least.

This is the first Takeover I've been really cold on, despite that begin the semi-popular opinion for the past year.

[Dark One]

Even Mini-Rhyno couldn't stop Show.

[Savio]

This was mildly interesting until that happened.

[Dark One]

I can only assume the talented 30% of the roster is already headed to Florida and that's why we've gotten this show.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait, so Big Show not going to eliminate an Army tank tonight? :roll:

[ClockShot]

Any time now.

[Savio]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qlYjuBX.gif

[Savio]

Remember when brauns character was about finding great competition?

[Lock Jaw]

Keep expecting Braun to end every sentence with "brother"......

[Outsider]

I'm bored.

[Dark One]

Keep expecting Braun to end every sentence with "brother"......

Would increase my enjoyment of Braun Strowman by an additional 30%

[Droford]

Braun eliminates Big Show at WM and starts calling himself the Big Strow

[slik]

omg please put that godawful battle royal on the preshow

[Poit]

This was mildly interesting until that happened.

Monday Night Raw.

[slik]

King Braun is above Flop Big Slow

[KIRA]

The "Outlandish" Rich Swann would like to have a word with you.

We'll have words but only after Ive berated "The Guy" Roman Reigns.

And explained at length why one can't be the "lunatic Fringe"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Gallows

[slik]

Put the RAW Tag Title match on the PreShow too, elevate Aries to the main card

[Droford]

Undertakers protege is diggin holes

cause thats not him

[Dark One]

Put the RAW Tag Title match on the PreShow too, elevate Aries to the main card

Sex Ferguson will call in a favor with the ghost of Lou Thesz to break your leg.

[KIRA]

Please god,Cthulu or whatever let Chadd 2 Badd and Sex Ferguson write their own stuff

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone should tell Taker you don't dig a hole by putting dirt back into it. Should have invested in a tractor if he wanted to dig a hole correctly and fast.

[slik]

This show sucks tonight

[slik]

I agree with Droford that is ROMAN REIGNS

[Ruien]

Slik wanting Braun on the pre show. What a loser.

[Droford]

People on Reddit saying its Roman dressed up as Taker

uh..

[Ruien]

Braun should be the main fucking event with whatever match he is in.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If this is to be 'Taker's last WM, a cool entrance idea might be to have the stage lined up with 23 gravestones, each with the victim(s) names and the WM he defeated them at to play up the mind games factor since they really haven't built on that or much else going into this seemingly underwhelming match.

[slik]

BRAUN is king that Battle Royal needs to go away, always a flop match each year

[slik]

DALE

[DAMN iNATOR]

People on Reddit saying its Roman dressed up as Taker

uh..

Myth debunked, LOL.

[Lock Jaw]

Charly Caruso lookin' good tonight at least........

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Bo to crush Flo Rida in another battle rap at Wrestlemania.

[Outsider]

Looks like New Day won't be there again....

[Droford]

Pitbull #3 to perform at WM

[Droford]

lol at the guy staring at them in the background

[slik]

Shisen Kopf gave Kenton Lane a exclusive interview on FB messenger. I can confirm Shisen is most looking forward to the four hip-hop artists. Hip Hop is Kopf's favorite style of music.

[Lock Jaw]

Kind of want to go visit Philly one day JUST to go to those Rocky steps...........

[KIRA]

C'mon crowd its super easy to replace "New Day Rocks" with "You fucked Paige"

Make it happen.

[Ruien]

50% of the New Day decline in popularity is linked to Byron Saxton

[slik]

Kind of want to go visit Philly one day JUST to go to those Rocky steps...........

You wouldn't actually 'walk' up them tho lettuce be honest

[Savio]

Hey cool something interesting happened.

[Dark One]

C'mon crowd its super easy to replace "New Day Rocks" with "You fucked Paige"

Make it happen.

You are a sad human being.

[Dark One]

Clearly going to turn the triple threat tag match into a ladder match. Which I am 100% okay with.

[Droford]

Kind of want to go visit Philly one day JUST to go to those Rocky steps...........

I did it..its nothing..if I can do it...anyone could do it..

[Lock Jaw]

You wouldn't actually 'walk' up them tho lettuce be honest

Come on, bro..... who the hell would walk up them......

[Emperor Smeat]

Can't wait for Bo to crush Flo Rida in another battle rap at Wrestlemania.

Only if he brings back the hat and shades.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/4384b60c04fdd7bcbcec940de6b581a0/tumblr_o1jedxwLyD1saykaxo1_400.gif

[Lock Jaw]

I did it..its nothing..if I can do it...anyone could do it..

Try running a few miles before.

[KIRA]

You are a sad human being.

I agree that it would be bad

I try not to to bad things

Facilitating them is another matter.

[Dark One]

I agree that it would be bad

I try not to to bad things

Facilitating them is another matter.

You are a sad human being.

[Droford]

Try running a few miles before.

To get there from the bus stop I had to walk about a mile if that counts...

[KIRA]

Dark One

I know you love me.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of funny the WWE completely forgot why recent RAW After Manias became a big deal and why crowds get crazy during the show.

Legit started after another countless Sheamus-Orton match and the crowd were soo bored that they decided to shit on the match and have fun instead. Since then every match or segment that ends up being bad for those shows, the crowd stops paying attention and starts doing random things.

[Droford]

Its dawned on me they dont plan on treating Gallagher seriously...sucks

[KIRA]

Its dawned on me they dont plan on treating Gallagher seriously...sucks

Really hoping you are wrong he is fantastic.

[screech]

Kind of want to go visit Philly one day JUST to go to those Rocky steps...........

Let's do it.

[A.J.K]

If this is to be 'Taker's last WM, a cool entrance idea might be to have the stage lined up with 23 gravestones, each with the victim(s) names and the WM he defeated them at to play up the mind games factor since they really haven't built on that or much else going into this seemingly underwhelming match.

Been Done Before actually at Mania 30. Caskets instead though.

[Lock Jaw]

Ok. When you wanna go

[KIRA]

RNN should sue

[screech]

I can be there in less than an hour.

[slik]

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[GD]

It looks like the Cruiserweight title match will be on the main card.

[slik]

Austin Aries/Cruiserweights getting a lot of attention for something that will be on a PreShow

[Savio]

I feel the same way Corey

[Dark One]

Will to live rapidly evaporating like Al Roker's waistline.

[Lock Jaw]

I can be there in less than an hour.

Oh. Ok. I need an airplane.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Put some rice to boil and then forgot about it.......

[slik]

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[Droford]

We should all meetup in Philly for the Royal Rumble next January!

[Poit]

Damn. Put some rice to boil and then forgot about it.......

You should get a rice cooker. It's pretty handy.