WWE RAW After Mania 4/3/17 feat. The Greatest RAW of the Year, Groundskeeper Reigns, & night of random chants

[Savio]

"You guys will cheer Roman Reigns and like it"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dunno what D.O. is talking about, Vince looks in great shape.

[RP]

Love this crowd when they arent dumb

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "Roman Sucks" chants to Vince

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/dIpbV1I.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Probably has a special announcement for Hillary re:losing the presidential election.

"IT WAS ME, HIL-DOG! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

[Savio]

"We wont ever listen to you, but thank you"

[Dark One]

:lol: "Roman Sucks" chants to Vince

Amazing.

[ClockShot]

IT'S TIME TO SHAKE THINGS UP............AGAIN!

[Droford]

I WAS RIGHT
I WAS RIGHT

[RP]

lol

[Lock Jaw]

Feels like it is way too early for them to do trades/draft again......

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUH-ROH...Seth getting FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD probably...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd happy Steph's gone and Vince's reaction to it

[Dark One]

lol "Fire Roman" chants

[Sepholio]

love vince LOL

[Evil Vito]

Well, if the draft is gonna become an annual thing doing it right after Mania makes the most sense to start a new "season" of WWE.

[Dark One]

Given WWE's desire to TURBO BRAND everything, I'm fully expecting them to refuse to call it a draft and constantly refer to it as a "superstar shakeup"

[Savio]

Lets keep the Roster how they are for a few more months vince

[Theo Dious]

Lol Vince overpowering the crowd through sheer force of will.

[Triple A]

Vince working the crowd well...

[DAMN iNATOR]

They've got RUTHLESS...AGGRESSION, Vinnie. Remember those two little words?

[GD]

Teddy motherfuckin' Long!

[RP]

LOL Teddy Long

[ClockShot]

TAG TEAM TEDDY?!

[Sepholio]

LOL TEDDY LONG

[Savio]

DDP plz

[Droford]

lol its not Teddy

[DAMN iNATOR]

LEMME HOLLA AT'CHA, PLAYA!

[Dark One]

Vince is just the best. Vince should be Raw GM. Fuck it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Teddy, that's like the second time he got denied a GM job recently

[Triple A]

lol

[KIRA]

HOLLA

[KIRA]

GODDAMNIT!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Aww...poor Teddy. :'(💔

[ClockShot]

Gotta be Beth Phoenix.

[GD]

Kurt Angle, baby!

[Theo Dious]

Vince puppetmasteting the crowd.

[Dark One]

Teddy Long is the best general manager for the historically--uh--longestru nning--history--historical--running--long--longest running--history--longest running show in history.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Angle as GM

[KIRA]

I hope I'm that spry at almost 70

[ClockShot]

Oh, it is Angle.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would've laughed if DDP trolled with HIS music too.

[KIRA]

KURT!!!

[GD]

The "You Suck" chants :lol:

[RP]

ROFL Kurt ANgle is soaking wet

[Dark One]

https://media.tenor.co/images/abd5103189096303f1cedace590bd2c2/tenor.gif

[Lock Jaw]

WHY IS HE WET

[Outsider]

Predictable, but ultimately for the right reasons. Looking forward to more Kurt.

[Evil Vito]

Poor Teddy. Just another case of the white man keeping the black man down.

[Dark One]

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[RP]

Kurt Angle is on that Goldberg sweat program

[Dark One]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yvgqZnfk1r6ekcuo2_250.gif

[Crimson]

Holy crap Angle is sweating through the suit and coat

[ClockShot]

Okay.

[Lock Jaw]

Angle's neck looking like it is going to explode that collar

[A.J.K]

WHY IS HE WET

Guzzled some milk.

[Dark One]

http://media.giphy.com/media/lS90oSz1wXAje/giphy.gif

[Savio]

Hope Roman gets Drafted to 205 live.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/EFHzx5N.gif

[KIRA]

How much did he have to sweating to soak clean through his coat holy shit.

[Dark One]

Given WWE's desire to TURBO BRAND everything, I'm fully expecting them to refuse to call it a draft and constantly refer to it as a "superstar shakeup"

god damn it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shake things up by removing Shane and D-Bry and make Teddy GM and Eric Commissioner on SD!...I think that working relationship would present SO MANY interesting dichotomies.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ummm Byron .... if everyone is on one side, then who is Y2J/Rollins/Owens/Joe opponent going to be?

[DAMN iNATOR]

One more time for good measure:

RegHMfhrk4I

Also, RIP "Sensational" Sherri Martel. We love you.

[GD]

Kurt Angle looks uncomfortable as fuck.

[slik]

Roman, Sami to SDLive

AJ, Cena to RAW

I predict both those things (and yes, I know Cena is gone until SummerSlam)

[KIRA]

Kurt mustve run all the way from the Stadium last night

[Droford]

This is dangerous

[KIRA]

Roman, Sami to SDLive

AJ, Cena to RAW

I predict both those things (and yes, I know Cena is gone until SummerSlam)

Why do you hate SD live?

[Lock Jaw]

Can't believe the fans haven't turned on New Day already......

Unbearable.......

[Emperor Smeat]

Are Woods and Kingston supposed to be like the Legion of Booty with that LoD inspired gear?

[Dark One]

"Can you please stop." is the call of Cole's lifetime.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kurt mustve run all the way from the Stadium last night

Like so, and probably with Seth's torch...:
http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2276692/iXBVet4zQfqSV.gif

[Droford]

LEGION OF NEW DAY

[Droford]

come on REVIVAL

[RP]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GD]

THE REVIVAL!

[ClockShot]

The Revival has arrived.

[RP]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Lock Jaw]

SAY YEAH

[KIRA]

YESSSSS

[Droford]

OF COURSE BECAUSE SD CANT HAVE GOOD THINGS FUCK SD

[Triple A]

Too many tag teams on Raw...

[Emperor Smeat]

Cool that Revival got called up but Smackdown's tag division needed them a lot more.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Graves jizzing himself as soon as Revival's music hits.:lol:

[GD]

SAY YEAH!

[Lock Jaw]

Cole getting them mixed up already.......

[Dark One]

NO FLIPS
JUST FISTS

[Evil Vito]

REVIVAL!!!!

Wait, Raw gets The Revival AND The Hardys? Christ, may as well not even have a tag division on SD.

[slik]

I guarantee Poit just came in his pants

[Lock Jaw]

With the "shaking things up" happening next week, they aren't necessarily gonna stay on RAW

[Triple A]

Revival not going to be allowed to have good matches on the main roster (due to no tag team matches ever being good on the main roster)

[RP]

IT'S A TAG TEAM RAW PLAYAAAAAAAAAA

[Dark One]

OF COURSE BECAUSE SD CANT HAVE GOOD THINGS FUCK SD

I mean...

There's a <strike>draft</strike> SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP in a week.

[Dark One]

Literally no one has ever compared him to a wild boar.

[Droford]

I mean...

There's a <strike>draft</strike> SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP in a week.

SD is probably gonna get Goldust R Truth and the Shining Stars

so again..fuck SD

[DAMN iNATOR]

I mean...

There's a <strike>draft</strike> SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP in a week.

If it's the same rules as the July draft, though then they're still fucked.

[Evil Vito]

Actually one of New Day or Cesaro/Sheamus going to Smackdown next week to feud with the Usos would be a great idea. I can forgive Revival on Raw if they do that.

[A.J.K]

SD is probably gonna get Goldust R Truth and the Shining Stars

so again..fuck SD

Hardyz are Drafted to SD, Usos are Drafted Raw, just swap the tag belts out.

[Droford]

So Nakamura tonight too..?

SD Can have Jinder Mahal and Titus Oneil fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

I mean...

There's a <strike>draft</strike> SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP in a week.

Can already see this trade happening:

RAW gets AJ Styles.
Smackdown gets a 1st Round draft pick next year that might be forgotten, a cardboard cutout of Reigns, and a leftover doughnut from catering.

[Droford]

Theyll probably send Alexa Bliss and Mickie James to RAW and SD Can have Emma and Dana Brooke

damnit

[DAMN iNATOR]

Maybe we'll get lucky and Becky will be drafted to RAW and we someday get a RAW Women's Championship Fatal 4-Way match with all 4 Horsewomen instead of 3 Horsewomen and a boss...no, wait...that doesn't work...3-and-a-Half Horsewomen?

I'M TRYIN' HERE, WHADDYA WANT FROM ME?!:rant:

[slik]

Why do you hate SD live?

I love SDLive, I'm just a bit prescient when it comes to this sort of thing, it's a weird superpower

[Emperor Smeat]

Actually one of New Day or Cesaro/Sheamus going to Smackdown next week to feud with the Usos would be a great idea. I can forgive Revival on Raw if they do that.

Smackdown really needs more quality heel teams for Alphas and/or New Day since they are meant to be the top team of the division.

[Evil Vito]

Hardyz are Drafted to SD, Usos are Drafted Raw, just swap the tag belts out.

They're actually called the Raw and SD Tag belts and they're color coded for their show, having the belts swap shows would be a bit daft

[Droford]

They should send Stroman to SD just so they can reunite the Wyatt Family even though there arent any other groups on SD for them to feud with

[GD]

This crowd

[Droford]

DDP with a DVD tomorrow..neato

[Droford]

BIG E Flying out of the ring and missing was hillarious

[KIRA]

I'm still afraid Revival will get lost in the shuffle on RAW

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can already see this trade happening:

RAW gets AJ Styles.
Smackdown gets a 1st Round draft pick next year that might be forgotten, a cardboard cutout of Reigns, and a leftover doughnut from catering.

Rhyno could negotiate a trade of the doughnut for 1/4 of a cracker with Cheez Whiz on it.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Woods jumping right into the Revival's finisher

[RP]

I'm thinking Enzo and Cass get broken apart. Seth Rollins gets traded for AJ Styles. And Kevin Owens gets traded for Dean Ambrose

[Triple A]

I'm still afraid Revival will get lost in the shuffle on RAW

Seems like a 98% chance tbh... Prob will have 0 "character development" and most of the fans will just see them as "generic guys in tights" imo...

[Droford]

Angle gonna be a comedy GM

great

[Emperor Smeat]

Angle playing off Enzo's shtick like a normal conversation is great.

[Dark One]

Go Hard:

□ All Day
□ All Night
□ All of the Above

[Dark One]

Kurt Angle so great.

[RP]

It's an all tag team RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-07-2015/cG0rN_.gif

[ClockShot]

HA!

[Triple A]

Why do Sheamus and Cesaro and Gallows and Anderson have to wrestle on every single Raw

[Droford]

Time for Askua to murder Bayley on live TV

[slik]

I love Kurt Angle

[Dark One]

I would like Kurt Angle to adopt me.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kurt should re-hire Luther next week and hold the first-ever "Battle of The Reigns'" Universal Championship #1 Contender Match. #RATINGS

[Ruien]

Here I am dosing off and Angle gives me a second wind.

[Evil Vito]

I love Kurt so much

[Ruien]

Did I hear right. 6 women tag match? They have more than 4 on the roster?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Go Hard:

☑ All Day
☑ All Night
☑ All of the Above

[Droford]

Mojo RAWley needs to be moved to RAW

obvious

[Lock Jaw]

I'm still afraid Revival will get lost in the shuffle on RAW

Let's be honest, they'll be lost in the shuffle no matter where they go.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I hope I've passed your test with flying colors, Professor Dark One.

[Droford]

Dana Brooke is a face

hmm

[Ruien]

Oh Dana. So that is 5. Who is the 6th? Alicia maybe?

[Ruien]

MAYBE EMMA!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Dana Brooke a face now, so all friendly with Bayley

[Droford]

Charlotte Nia and..

Tamina?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Emma's actually going to wrestle

[ClockShot]

Look who's back.

[Ruien]

Fuck ya. So called that shit.

[RP]

lol Emma

[Triple A]

cool, Emma

[Droford]

MAYBE EMMA!!!

you get a cookie

[Lock Jaw]

EMMA!!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Got a bad feeling..."tonight is the night"
That Sasha turns on Bayley. :(

[ClockShot]

I wasn't expecting her back until summertime.

[Evil Vito]

Zack Ryder is so fucking lucky

[Lock Jaw]

Don't like the bubbles in her tron and stuff...... Evil Emma had the cool "rain" tron.........

[GD]

Evil Emma is back :heart:

[Dark One]

Fan of Dana Brooke as a person if not as a performer after seeing this:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/DanaBrookeWWE">@DanaBrookeWWE</a> you are the most sweetest person on earth. You are an angel.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wwe?src=hash">#wwe</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEaxxess?src=hash">#WWEaxxess</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wweuniverse?src=hash">#wweuniverse</a> <a href="https://t.co/Y4YqQ7WkV6">pic.twitter.com/Y4YqQ7WkV6</a></p>&mdash; Louis Gomez (@JustdNew93) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustdNew93/status/848232529777872896">April 1, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

She needs to be paired on SD with the Fashion Police

[GD]

Nia come across as an adorable human being.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nia Hoss.

[Dark One]

Emma should never tag in, walk out, and then disappear for another two months.

[GD]

She needs to be paired on SD with the Fashion Police

No! Just don't.

[KIRA]

Alicia should be in this clusterfuck

[Dark One]

Nia Jax in a hybrid cross of a Volkswagen bus and a sloth.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Don't like them using "Flair" in Charlotte's name. Just makes it all the more obvious (IMHO) that all her success has and will continue to come from riding Daddy Dearest's coattails.

[Ruien]

Emma makes Bliss look ugly.

[Ruien]

Don't like them using "Flair" in Charlotte's name. Just makes it all the more obvious (IMHO) that all her success has and will continue to come from riding Daddy Dearest's coattails.

I know I and others told this yesturday but you are a moron. Just wanted to let you know just in case you missed the posts yesturday.

[Dark One]

Graves is my spirit animal.

[Ruien]

Saxton is playing a character right? No way he is like this all the time and made it this far in the business.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I know I and others told this yesturday but you are a moron. Just wanted to let you know just in case you missed the posts yesturday.

Yep, I'm a "moron" for telling the truth and saying what nobody else here has the balls to say, but good call nonetheless. :y::roll:

[Evil Vito]

Fan of Dana Brooke as a person if not as a performer after seeing this:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/DanaBrookeWWE">@DanaBrookeWWE</a> you are the most sweetest person on earth. You are an angel.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wwe?src=hash">#wwe</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEaxxess?src=hash">#WWEaxxess</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wweuniverse?src=hash">#wweuniverse</a> <a href="https://t.co/Y4YqQ7WkV6">pic.twitter.com/Y4YqQ7WkV6</a></p>&mdash; Louis Gomez (@JustdNew93) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustdNew93/status/848232529777872896">April 1, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's amazing

[Ruien]

Yep, I'm a "moron" for telling the truth and saying what nobody else here has the balls to say, but good call nonetheless. :y::roll:

You know it takes 0 guts to say something on a message board right?

[Lock Jaw]

Emma so good when she is being evil/aggressive.....

[Droford]

Someone on Reddit with an astute point

Enzo/Cass/Kurt could be the new TEAM ECK

[DAMN iNATOR]

You know it takes 0 guts to say something on a message board right?

So you would actually wager that I wouldn't say what I said about her to her face if given the chance? Because I 💯 would.

[Emperor Smeat]

6-women tag match was good. Bit surprised Charlotte was the one to eat the loss.

[Ruien]

I would still wager you are a moron. You have made STD look like a genius over the past 2 days.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Charlotte flinched when Nia yelled at her.

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte going to SD after alienating the RAW women.......

[KIRA]

Emma slinking away

[ClockShot]

Smackdown would welcome you with open arms, Sami.

[Emperor Smeat]

Saxton is playing a character right? No way he is like this all the time and made it this far in the business.

http://i.imgur.com/BkStsHS.gif

[Triple A]

Sami Zayn neurotic gimmick is good

[Droford]

Kurt looks..like hes confused

[Dark One]

Sami Zayn's Larry David character is the best gimmick.

[Evil Vito]

Oh god, the "Sami never shuts up" gimmick is so petty.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I would still wager you are a moron. You have made STD look like a genius over the past 2 days.

Ahh, so THAT'S why I've received nearly a dozen green dots in that timespan. Cool.

[RP]

Jinder's veins are out of control

[Dark One]

Given WWE's desire to TURBO BRAND everything, I'm fully expecting them to refuse to call it a draft and constantly refer to it as a "superstar shakeup"

god damn it.

God damn it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Angle looks like he's mentally second guessing accepting this GM job with these mannerisms.

[Evil Vito]

I mean - Sami plays it well, but just knowing it was given to him as a rib because he apparently is like this in real life is still petty

[KIRA]

Fuck MAHAL IS INSANELY RIPPED

[Dark One]

"That intruder with the name of Gronk"

#BROKEN Jinder confirmed.

[Lock Jaw]

Mahal's veins 4 champ

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot to mention this, but anyone notice the cowboy hat in Kurt Angle's box of things.......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mahal's veins 4 champ

They'll hinder Hinder if he stops taking his roids, though.

[Ruien]

Ahh, so THAT'S why I've received nearly a dozen green dots in that timespan. Cool.

I received a dozen reps for calling you stupid.

[Poit]

Can't believe the fans haven't turned on New Day already......

Unbearable.......

They're a lot more fun live.

[Poit]

I guarantee Poit just came in his pants

SAY YEAH

[Ruien]

New Day seems okay right now. They had a month span when they were dull but keeping Xavier backstage due to fucking Paige did them wonders.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I received a dozen reps for calling you stupid.

And I guatran-fucking-tee every last one has been red. Careful there, rumor is you're starting to make Eva Marie jealous.

[Droford]

Get a look at the Champ cause you wont see him again til August

[Ruien]

And I guatran-fucking-tee every last one has been red.

Whatever helps you sleep better.

[Lock Jaw]

Goldberg/Lesnar..... two men..... five minutes..... five moves.....

[ClockShot]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR!

[Ruien]

Out of the two real main events 3 of the wrestlers only have 2 or 3 moves. So wonderful.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Whatever helps you sleep better.

Typical cop-out response because you know it's true. CLASSIC.

[Droford]

Bedtime story? Is it Jack and the beanstalk?

[Ruien]

Typical cop-out response because you know it's true. CLASSIC.

Whatever helps you sleep mate.

[Lock Jaw]

DAMN iNATOR, I don't know if this is still about Charlotte..... but Charlotte is good.....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bad, Bad Goldberg v. Bad Bad Leroy Brown #1 Contender's Match next week.

[Dark One]

I don't know why you all are talking about a dozen reps.

http://i.imgur.com/sHcwmGR.jpg

[slik]

If Finn Balor interrupts Heyman and Lesnar it will be one of my favorite things on RAW in ages

[ClockShot]

YEA!

[DAMN iNATOR]

DAMN iNATOR, I don't know if this is still about Charlotte..... but Charlotte is good.....

Yes but I doubt she's gotten a single title run yet without Naitch's politicking backstage.

[Lock Jaw]

These wacky non-traditional fans have turned on Goldberg!!

[Droford]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?

[Lock Jaw]

Yes but I doubt she's gotten a single title run yet without Naitch's politicking backstage.

Yes but I doubt that's true

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't know why you all are talking about a dozen reps.

http://i.imgur.com/sHcwmGR.jpg

The Shiw-Off Dark Zighler.

[Droford]

Matt Hardy vs Brock

Matt would really be broken

[Emperor Smeat]

Matt Hardy vs Lesnar would really be a great way to make Matt become BROKEN both figuratively and literally.

[Droford]

HAHA I called it

[Triple A]

I like how Brock Lesnar doesn't stand still and has to keep stepping side to side... Can relate to that

[Droford]

a literal 1 vs 2 match

[ClockShot]

I totally forgot we were going down this path.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yes but I doubt that's true

Yes but I doubt you doubt that.

I got an empty dance card, here, people. I can go ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT if you really want to prolong this debate.

[Emperor Smeat]

Meh at already teasing Reigns vs Lesnar. Probably another sign Reigns isn't really turning heel which is a huge mistake.

[Triple A]

boooooooo

[Dark One]

Bold choice to announce a turd a year in advance.

[Droford]

Finn's coming back to face Neville...deal with it fuckasses

[Lock Jaw]

Finn Balor vs Lesnar would be terrible

Stop chanting

[DAMN iNATOR]

RAW crowd acting more idiotic in 10 seconds than I allegedly have in 2 days.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Droford]

LOL I REALLY CALLED IT

[Dark One]

Is he gonna F5 Cole out of his shoes again?

[Dark One]

This is the greatest night of my life.

[KIRA]

HMM INTERESTING

[Droford]

oh jesus f christ

[ClockShot]

Crowd should be more hyped for this.

[Dark One]

Braun huge.

[Droford]

I wanted Brock to say "I eat shits like you for breakfast"

[ClockShot]

DON'T BACK AWAY!

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE has done a really bad number to Braun's beast status these past few weeks.

[Droford]

This just means Braun vs Roman AGAIN

[slik]

YES YES YES EAT HIM BRAUN

[slik]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dark One]

This is the worst night of my life.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Who's the genius in creative that turned Braun into a pussy these last few weeks?

[KIRA]

Little weird for the guy answering the challenge to be the one to back down

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait...thought Jericho was headed back off to tour with Fozzy...confused...

[Droford]

Jericho should turn heel on the crowd

"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FANS CHANT BEACHBALL MANIA?"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Little weird for the guy answering the challenge to be the one to back down

It's a little thing called knowing when to pick your battles. ;)