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slik
04-16-2017, 01:03 AM
http://www.tpww.net/2017/04/the-undertaker-mark-calloway-is-terrified-of-cucumbers/


On a recent edition of “Something To Wrestle With Bruce Prichard” discussing Owen Hart, Prichard talked about how Owen would prank The Undertaker on a regular basis. As it turns out The Deadman has a rather unique fear himself. The Undertaker (real name: Mark Calloway) is terrified of…cucumbers. Bruce said if someone put a cucumber on top of Mark’s bag it would “freak him out”. Somehow Owen Hart found this out and would use the vegetable to torment The Undertaker as often as possible.


Bruce said Owen would slice a cucumber and put the slices in Undertaker’s hat or boots. Calloway wouldn’t notice until he was already walking to the ring, which his character did infamously slow. Owen would often put a slice of cucumber at the bottom of The Undertaker’s drink so when he finished he would start swearing and jump up from his seat.


One night during a house show, Owen finally reached Cucumber Prank bliss. Hart was scheduled to face The Undertaker in a bout that evening. Before the match Hart cut up a cucumber and put the slices in his tights. At one point during their match Owen got Taker on the mat, put all of his weight on The Undertaker in a headlock, pulled out a handful of cucumber slices and held them in front of Taker’s face. The Undertaker didn’t want to break character but also wanted out of the ring ASAP. Fear eventually got the best of The Deadman, as Undertaker “lost his mind” and jumped out of the ring horrified.


The podcast can be found here, episode 40:
http://www.mlwradio.com/something-to-wrestle-with-bruce-prichard.html


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Bad News Gertner
04-16-2017, 01:14 AM
Or just watch the Paul Bearer/Jim Cornette video on YouTube. It's amazing.

Droford
04-16-2017, 03:02 AM
The cucumbertaker

Black Widow
04-16-2017, 07:35 AM
He walked in on his mom fucking herself with one as a kid.

Parents forced him to eat them even though he hated the taste.

I can't think of any other reasons that make sense.

Sepholio
04-16-2017, 07:43 AM
I just created a false memory of watching wrestling when I was little. It was that time Papa Shango got the undertaker to submit by putting him under the cucumber curse. You memba? I memba.

Swiss Ultimate
04-16-2017, 11:02 AM
Don't know if I buy it.

Volare
04-16-2017, 11:17 AM
Bearer mentioned it in his shoot with Cornette for ROH.

Swiss Ultimate
04-16-2017, 11:25 AM
Hmmm.

Cool King
04-16-2017, 11:45 AM
So The Undertaker is a cat?

http://img.mp.itc.cn/upload/20170223/66d08f4f32f84d3fa1fd5002447c60cc_th.gif

Cool King
04-16-2017, 11:48 AM
Don't know if I buy it.

Bearer mentioned it in his shoot with Cornette for ROH.

Hmmm.

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Emperor Smeat
04-16-2017, 08:40 PM
One night during a house show, Owen finally reached Cucumber Prank bliss. Hart was scheduled to face The Undertaker in a bout that evening. Before the match Hart cut up a cucumber and put the slices in his tights. At one point during their match Owen got Taker on the mat, put all of his weight on The Undertaker in a headlock, pulled out a handful of cucumber slices and held them in front of Taker’s face. The Undertaker didn’t want to break character but also wanted out of the ring ASAP. Fear eventually got the best of The Deadman, as Undertaker “lost his mind” and jumped out of the ring horrified.

:lol:

Tom Guycott
04-16-2017, 11:20 PM
The cucumbertaker

Thanks. Now I can't get an amalgamated image of a Veggietales character dressed as The Deadman out of my skull.

Simple Fan
04-17-2017, 04:50 PM
Mustard Squeezing Undertaker vs Cucumber Swinging Broken Matt Hardy only.