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Mikey
05-26-2004, 04:05 AM
Deep Thoughts
Avril ponders Hilary, Britney. Plus, Kelly's drug hell and Madonna's threat

by Kat Giantis
MSN Entertainment
May 24, 2004

Avril Lavigne is out promoting her brand spankin' new album "Under My Skin," but when it comes to her pop starlet rivals, she's still singing the same old song. "I don't really like her," the ersatz punk rocker, 19, says -- again -- of her 16-year-old nemesis Hilary Duff, in an interview with the New York Daily News.

Though Lavigne still hasn't met the teen queen, she's certain she has her all figured out. "I can tell what she's like," she maintains. "She's too much of a kiss-a**. You can tell that she's a goody-goody." And besides, says a hubris-filled Avril, "She'll probably try to avoid me for the rest of her life."

As for Britney Spears, who Lavigne has said "dresses like a showgirl" and dances "like a ho," she has little hope of crossing her path, but tells the paper that if "Britney wanted to be cool and hang out, then I would put all ego aside." We're sure Brit will pencil that in once she finishes frenching Kevin Federline.

Avril even feels a wee bit (very wee) of empathy for the megastar's constant media scrutiny. "Imagine being an artist like Britney, where every day you have to put on these short little tops and show off your stomach," she tells USA Today. "Like, girls get bloated sometimes, you know? I just think that would be so uncomfortable, don't you?"

Despite the high school-ish rivalries, Lavigne says she's "more of a woman now," and it seems she's already learned the grown-up game of romance denial, insisting to the Daily News she was never involved with her former guitarist Jesse Colburn ("We were just friends") and isn't dating Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley ("We're friends").

Avril also has us contemplating that age-old question about whether a person who declares herself deep is, in fact, deep. The singer rages against those who accuse her of not writing her own tunes, telling the News, "This record proves I'm a writer. The songs are personal to me. I've always been a really deep person ... It's my art. Don't [bleep] with that."

DaveWadding
05-26-2004, 05:28 AM
:roll:

The Mask
05-26-2004, 05:55 AM
hahaha

The Mackem
05-26-2004, 06:09 AM
He was a skater boi
She said she you later boy

Outsider
05-26-2004, 07:08 AM
For a minute I thought she was gonna write about Hillary Clinton and be vaugly political or something.

I'm a freaking moron!

TheNamelessOne
05-26-2004, 07:18 AM
Avril should just hurry up and shoot herself.

Oh, and I am getting fed up with these people who boast that they write their own songs. Good, you write your own songs, just like the millions of people who already do. Congratulations, you have no more credability than most of them.

Hell, she can't even write a good song.

Lara Emily
05-26-2004, 07:34 AM
Ha ha ha I loved the snide comments my the writer of the article.

Bigmc
05-26-2004, 12:18 PM
LOL @ Avril's attempt of Fuel on Metallica Icon :D :rofl:

Jason Cage
05-26-2004, 12:27 PM
^ROFL

Shaved Monkey
05-26-2004, 12:34 PM
LOL @ Avril's attempt of Fuel on Metallica Icon :D :rofl:

What? :mad: She covered Metallica? *looks outside to see 4 horsemen causing destruction* Yup, I knew it, its Armageddon.

Kurdt Kobane
05-26-2004, 01:46 PM
OMFG!!! That is so punk rawk!!! good Charllotte/Hot Topic 4 life!!!!!!!

PoisonIvy
05-26-2004, 01:58 PM
What a loser.

Rob
05-26-2004, 02:31 PM
News article is from like 2 weeks ago.

Who cares anyway?

Big Fat Mike
05-26-2004, 02:32 PM
She's made things too complicated for her fans to understand. All 3 of them.

Sephiroth
05-26-2004, 03:01 PM
...I like Hilary better then Avril... :-\

Sin Harvest
05-30-2004, 05:58 PM
What? :mad: She covered Metallica? *looks outside to see 4 horsemen causing destruction* Yup, I knew it, its Armageddon.

Yep, she did Fuel at MTV Icon: Metallica. It totally blew, but Fuel is a fricking shite song as it is IMO.

Good News Gertie
05-30-2004, 06:09 PM
She needs to get dropped off on the streets with no money,food or shelter. Then we'll see how "tough" she really is.

Also, I hate her because I can tell what she's like.

ColdwaVer
06-02-2004, 12:20 AM
What? :mad: She covered Metallica? *looks outside to see 4 horsemen causing destruction* Yup, I knew it, its Armageddon.

You mean Ric Flair is running around outside your house with his pants around his ankles?

samichna
06-02-2004, 12:31 AM
So what, they all suck nuts.

Kane Knight
06-02-2004, 01:22 AM
Deep Thoughts
It's about that point that I busted out laughing. Avril witha deep thought?

HeartBreakMan2k
06-02-2004, 01:32 AM
It's about that point that I busted out laughing. Avril witha deep thought?

To hell with a deep thought, I'd be extremely suprised if she just had a thought.

Kane Knight
06-02-2004, 01:34 AM
So yeah. She writes her own songs. I bet Lennon/McCartney are shaking in their boots.

Some advice for her:


Hire a Ghostwriter or something: You can write your own songs, so can anyone. Now try some good songs.
Check what you're wearing before you accuse other people of being hos. Check your position in the pop world before you tear into pop divas. Stop pretending you wouldn't suck cock for quarters, because you're a pop star yourself...Basically a musical hooker.
Someone suggested suicide. This would improve your ability.
You're only popular because you're a marketing gimmick halfway between Linkin Park and those girls you claim to hate. Be fucking thankful that they paved the way for ped fetishes.

HeartBreakMan2k
06-02-2004, 01:43 AM
Isn't she wearing just a shirt and panties in one of her videos anyway? So not only does she suck, but she's a hypocrite who sucks.

Kane Knight
06-02-2004, 01:44 AM
It's called "pop rebellion."

LK
06-05-2004, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by The NamelessOne
Oh, and I am getting fed up with these people who boast that they write their own songs. Good, you write your own songs, just like the millions of people who already do. Congratulations, you have no more credability than most of them.

:y: