Smackdown LIVE 05/02/17 Thread:JINDER BENDERS UNITE!

[KIRA]

Let's GO!

[Savio]

Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllrightttttttttttttttt

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3mmbbb reunion tour 2017777 baaaayybeeeee

[rez]

show's cancelled. it'd upstage raw for the guillianth time.

[ClockShot]

Interesting show tonight. Smackdown picks up an extra body with Jericho winning the US title Sunday.

Or is he on his way out pretty soon?

[rez]

Nice suit.

[ClockShot]

Wanted Randy to blindside Jinder and say "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"

[rez]

Wanted Randy to blindside Jinder and say "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"

That's trademarked by softball slugger junior.

[KIRA]

I expect RAW thinks they can outgo the A SHOW but they are wrong because we have Jericho MAAAAAAANN.

[rez]

I hope that's a new list because the original is property of RAW.

[rez]

SMACKITDOWNMANNNNNNNNNN

[KIRA]

Vince throws up in his mouth a bit seeing KO.

[rez]

haha AJ had enough of that stupid idiot's mouth.

[KIRA]

5MIN abs Mahal!

[slik]

A show starting w/ a BRAWL 4 ALL

[ClockShot]

Had to take a phone call.

What I miss after P1 came out?

[KIRA]

Hey finally a Wonder Woman promo on TV.

[RP]

Sammy Zayne career jobber.

[ClockShot]

The Singh Brothers.

I'm to assume no relation to Tiger Ali Singh?

[KIRA]

Had to take a phone call.

What I miss after P1 came out?

Basically everything in that replay

[KIRA]

The Singh brothers better not get too close to each other with those shirts they'll burst into flames.

[ClockShot]

Uh huh.

[KIRA]

Jinder can back off and let his veins get a few shots in.

[slik]

I prefer the name Jinder Mahalics

[slik]

Jinder 'did fine' in a long match (1st time we've seen in him one iirc)

[KIRA]

God, Ellsworth is the perfect bitch.

[ClockShot]

WHY.................IS ELLSWORTH.......................STILL AROUND?!

[rez]

WHY.................IS ELLSWORTH.......................STILL AROUND?!

For the eventual Enzo/Ellsworth bra & panties match.

[KIRA]

WHY.................IS ELLSWORTH.......................STILL AROUND?!

He's great as a co-signing sackless boyfriend.

[ClockShot]

That actually looks like a really good John Cena movie.

I'm speaking of The Wall.

[Savio]

Who were those people around dolph?

[RP]

Jesus writers need to be fired.

[KIRA]

I'm begging him to get with The Drifter

[slik]

please stop calling him 'the artist known as'

[slik]

i forgot about t dillenger for some reason!

[Savio]

I feel like the movie "The Wall" should be about me.

[slik]

I like his finishing move

[KIRA]

Aiden needs a minute.

[Savio]

Or maybe 10 minutes

[Savio]

:shifty:

[slik]

If Jinder had a Hawaiian gimmick his name would be Jinder Mahalo

[ClockShot]

Is that Renee?

[RP]

" you got a nice hairy chest "

lol

[ClockShot]

Ronnie?

They like...............just hire her this week?

[RP]

Not sure Aiden can ever rebound from that crying. They should probably release him tomorrow.

[Triple A]

Maybe they will repackage him with a "severely depressed" gimmick

[KIRA]

Or maybe 10 minutes

:yes:

[rez]

Who's Ronnie

[Savio]

Feel like that movie should have came out around Easter... Maybe it did.... I don't know

[Savio]

Maybe they will repackage him with a "severely depressed" gimmick

That should get over on tpww

[Triple A]

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[slik]

leesa mattresses sponsoring like every wwe show

[slik]

Naomi under 'heinous circumstances' r/n

[Savio]

Wait, how did this become a handicap match?

[Savio]

Like I know Charlotte will come out in a second but...

[slik]

I don't really like Charlotte being a face...she is a really good heel

[Triple A]

Each time they say "The Welcoming Committee" I feel more annoyed than the last time I heard them say it . . .

[slik]

this subway 'italian meat' sandwich is always on too

[Triple A]

Feels more annoying than them repeatedly saying "TJP" on Raw I think.

Other things that I don't like:

- When Natalya does that long yell @ the crowd... voice hurts my ears

- Aiden English's singing also hurt my ears imo

[Triple A]

this subway 'italian meat' sandwich is always on too

Yea..............................

[Triple A]

What do you think of the show so far? @owenbrown

[Triple A]

SmackDown matches seem too long... this match seems too long

[slik]

Please NEVER have Charlotte cut the dreaded "I worked so hard for this, my whole life" promo. I hate that promo.

[Savio]

The welcoming committee is the hottest stable since PMS

[RP]

Can we see Becky's panties?

[slik]

SD matches are longer in general. I think they always have been.

[KIRA]

So 4 heels in the womens division and 3 faces

[slik]

whew, got nervous for a second...Becky Lynch would be a terrible heel

[KIRA]

I loved that Jawbreaker Naomi did btw

[KIRA]

whew, got nervous for a second...Becky Lynch would be a terrible heel

Right it feels like shes one of those wrestlers who should always be a face.

[slik]

Lana should return as a mega-face

[ClockShot]

Another week of Smackdown. Another week I forget The New Day is "coming soon".

[Triple A]

wtf is JBL saying... understood like 5 words out of the last 20 seconds he was speaking

[KIRA]

Lana should return as a mega-face

I forgot all about her.

[slik]

Sin Cara's new ring gear made me do a double-take

[ClockShot]

Is that Sin Cara or the Blue Beetle?

[Vastardikai]

Two thoughts:

1.Aiden English is more interesting than Tye Dillinger, with this "Drama King" gimmick.

2. Why did Shane take the belt back from Mahal? No, serious question. The heat is on Mahal for stealing the belt. The person who should get the belt back from him should be the guy he stole it from, so they can get the huge reaction from the audience. Instead, it was done on the preshow, by a guy you can't really get heat on like that. Fucking writers, man.

[rez]

wtf is JBL saying... understood like 5 words out of the last 20 seconds he was speaking

Please stop bullying, JBL.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Look at this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/EwHjm3001N">pic.twitter.com/EwHjm3001N</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana (@BulletClubItal) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubItal/status/859578551154200576">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Ok that is a dumb outfit Sin Cara has

[rez]

Two thoughts:

1.Aiden English is more interesting than Tye Dillinger, with this "Drama King" gimmick.

2. Why did Shane take the belt back from Mahal? No, serious question. The heat is on Mahal for stealing the belt. The person who should get the belt back from him should be the guy he stole it from, so they can get the huge reaction from the audience. Instead, it was done on the preshow, by a guy you can't really get heat on like that. Fucking writers, man.

Jindal had no ill intent stealing the belt.. he just wanted to get some photo shoots for the India-Canadian market.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed everything till now, has the show been good so far?

[Emperor Smeat]

Maybe its just the new colors but Sin Cara looks a bit fatter than usual.

[KIRA]

I'd heard stories of Hunico being strong as shit

[Lock Jaw]

Still catching up on this show via starting late....

Carmella, Nattie, Tamina......... TEAM CNT

[ClockShot]

Having trouble figuring out what Dolph Ziggler is supposed to be nowadays.

We usually get an idea by his ring attire. But I'm drawing blank with the American flag and the "Don't Tread on Me" flag on his legs. And "..............for free" on his backside.

[slik]

@Smeat

show has been fine...nothing too memorable but nothing terrible either

Charlotte is a 'face' now who has worked hard her entire life and loves the wwe universe...main-event is KO vs Y2J

[Emperor Smeat]

Noam Dar looks like he's wearing a wig with his new hair style

[ClockShot]

BIG BOSS MAN SIGHTING!

[KIRA]

I already love this

[ClockShot]

Oh, and, they're doing something with The Fashion Police. Cool.

[slik]

SVU: The Fashion Files starring Breezango

That is absolutely brilliant, best part of the show tonight

[Savio]

Jey and Jimmy walking, lollllll

[ClockShot]

9:35 and it's time for the main event?

Wow. Giving this some time.

[Poit]

That Fashion Police segment was amazing. I want more.

[rez]

Meh. Half hour send off match for Jericho :(

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FashionFiles?src=hash">#FashionFiles</a> never end... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous">@MmmGorgeous</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEFandango">@WWEFandango</a> <a href="https://t.co/bRlsMJVwqj">pic.twitter.com/bRlsMJVwqj</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/859581976600125440">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

This is gonna be fun

[slik]

so glad the rumor of KO rasslin in a suit and tie is FAKENEWZ

[slik]

SD main-event is two immigrants fighting to represent the USA.

[rez]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FashionFiles?src=hash">#FashionFiles</a> never end... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous">@MmmGorgeous</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEFandango">@WWEFandango</a> <a href="https://t.co/bRlsMJVwqj">pic.twitter.com/bRlsMJVwqj</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/859581976600125440">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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haat

[KIRA]

Missed everything till now, has the show been good so far?

Actually yea I think the show is still trying to resettle but even Aiden English has my attention on this show so they are doing something right.

[slik]

The new Mummy film looks really dumb

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FashionFiles?src=hash">#FashionFiles</a> never end... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous">@MmmGorgeous</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEFandango">@WWEFandango</a> <a href="https://t.co/bRlsMJVwqj">pic.twitter.com/bRlsMJVwqj</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/859581976600125440">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Already Amazing

[KIRA]

Shoulda slapped on the Liontamer

[rez]

Shoulda slapped on the Liontamer

IT'S RALPHUS!!!

[KIRA]

This is why you should limit use of Superkick DZ won a match using it KO couldn't win with two

[Triple A]

they have to do something where they "injure" jericho or w/e right

[rez]

helloooo, miss paramedic actress

[KIRA]

Cmon package piledriver

[Evil Vito]

And here's where Jericho gets written off for his tour.

At least they switched him to the A show before he left.

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event was pretty good.

Still think it was dumb for Owens to drop the belt at Payback just for a meaningless reign by Jericho.

[KIRA]

Still have two mins to #injurechrisjericho.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: paramedics walking away while refs carry Jericho.

[RP]

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slik]

Jericho being written off tv via heinous powerbombs/ddt to the floor

[rez]

hey, Owens. BRAUN DID IT.

[Savio]

Main event was pretty good.

Still think it was dumb for Owens to drop the belt at Payback just for a meaningless reign by Jericho.

Was to get Jericho on SDL

[Triple A]

Always notice that one ref now ever since slik posted his #nudes

[Savio]

Owens should tip over Y2Js ambulance on Talking Smack

[slik]

Chris Jericho on #SDLive - May 2nd, 2017 to May 2nd, 2017

[slik]

Always notice that one ref now ever since slik posted his #nudes


lol

[ClockShot]

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Savio]

Would have liked to see AJ get revenge on Y2J

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LOL THE VINCE MUGSHOT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLIVE?src=hash">#SDLIVE</a> <a href="https://t.co/4csZOb4Nfn">pic.twitter.com/4csZOb4Nfn</a></p>&mdash; John Squires (@FreddyInSpace) <a href="https://twitter.com/FreddyInSpace/status/859581993490710528">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[rez]

Owens should run in on the first Fozzy tour show.

[slik]

watching 205 for the first time in a month or more r/n

[Emperor Smeat]

Was to get Jericho on SDL

Yeah the bright spot was it brought Jericho to the blue brand but rarely been a fan of 24 hour and/or really short title reigns.

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. Jericho's latest run....... some of his best work ever...... will miss him...... hope he comes back again.......

[slik]

I agree with Lock Jaw

[slik]

205 kind of boring...feel like I won't miss anything if I never watch it again. Nothing 'must see'.

[rez]

when's chrisley knows best come back on?

[rez]

they should really cross promote. chrisley and aj are both georgia boys. golden television right there

[slik]

Did Corey Graves just mention Tom Phillip's instagram scandal!? Did anyone else catch that just now?

[slik]

"At least Noam Dar didn't get caught sending Instagram Direct Messages to someone he shouldn't have been messaging"

[rez]

Another pitiful thread showing for the A show. Would a legit tag team division bring in the masses or are the other posters just dumb

[rez]

Well, rez. New Day will get boring again just blasting through all those jobbers.

[rez]

and, yeah. Raw fans are pretty dumb. The show has some damn good talent but the bookers are idiots outside of pushing Alexa and making Braun break things.

[rez]

At least it isn't TNA.

[rez]

/cheers

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Savio]

I don't care what you say KIRA I would totally do Alicia fox for 30,000$

[Tom Guycott]

WHY.................IS ELLSWORTH.......................STILL AROUND?!

Is it wrong that I read this in (insert voice from DBZA, because more than one person said it... but particularly Android 16) in the tone of "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!"

He does make for a decent real-life Yamcha, though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Main event was pretty good.

Still think it was dumb for Owens to drop the belt at Payback just for a meaningless reign by Jericho.

Was to get Jericho on SDL

They could have just put him on SD.

[Rebecca Reigns]

Roman Reign would have beat Sin Cara too everyone

[Juan]

lol @ Drew Gulak

[Big Vic]

Anyone have a clip of the Fashion Police segment?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Ruien]

Feel like I enjoy Raw more due to the shake up. Only really care about Owens and AJ on SD now. Braun, Bray, Mix, Dean, and Rollins all on Raw now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddammit, I love Fandango.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously, he's awesome channeling that charisma and comfort into the lower-midcard comedy character he's in right now. He could EASILY channel it into a main event character. Guy's got all the fucking tools to be a hugely successful face of the company. All of them.

[rez]

This Wednesday night show sucks.

[Big Vic]

Guy's got all the fucking tools to be a hugely successful face of the company. All of them.
Not engorged veins.

[Destor]

Seriously, he's awesome channeling that charisma and comfort into the lower-midcard comedy character he's in right now. He could EASILY channel it into a main event character. Guy's got all the fucking tools to be a hugely successful face of the company. All of them.
Has anyone gone from comedy to credible without first being an established main eventer? And even then isnt it only Angle?

[Big Vic]

Daniel Bryan

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He was serious business before becoming the beard.

[mike adamle]

You've got a serious drinking problem

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You have a serious my foot in your ass problem. Shut the fuck up.

[mike adamle]

That's gotta be the alcohol talking, besides, you'd have to get that foot off the ground and that hasn't happened in years!!!

[mike adamle]

Have any budlight limes at the bar tonight?