Game: Describe a Wrestler in 10 words or less

[Vastardikai]

Basically, I feel like, if it takes more than 10 words to describe a wrestler, it's too complicated. So, let's have some fun. One person names a wrestler. Then another person describes him/her using 10 words or less, then names another wrestler. For Example:

1. Minoru Suzuki

2. MMA Legend who helped modernize Japanese Pro Wrestling

"Leaping" Lanny Poffo

Basically, ya'll get the gist.

And I'll start with... Hulk Hogan

[Shisen Kopf]

Hulk Hogan is a superior rassler with technical ability second to none

BOBBY JAGGERS

[Ruien]

Legend.

123 kid.

[My Final Heaven]

Legend.

123 kid.

Was a perennial underdog before he invented "X-Pac Heat".

The One Man Gang

[Vastardikai]

A Tough Biker before that Ceremony.

Papa Shongo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Godfather but not over.

911.

[Tom Guycott]

Was way over until a fan no-sold a chokeslam.

Rick Martel.

[Vastardikai]

Spoke like Pepe Le Pew and was a model.

Haku (it likely won't top the one in my head)

[Spaff]

Spoke like Pepe Le Pew and was a model.

Haku (it likely won't top the one in my head)

Toughest man to ever enter the ring.

Big Dick Dudley

[Destor]

Dumb name. Dumb worker.


Santino

[A.J.K]

Canadian with a goofy accent and a green sock puppet

[OverTaker]

Boogeyman

A worm eating native monster with a clock in hand.

Undertaker

[ClockShot]

The Phenom who should have retired sooner.

Triple H.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Triple H

Shovel

Doug Furnas

[Maluco]

Triple H

Shovel

Doug Furnas

Someone I only remember with Phil Lafon

Dan Spivey

[Vastardikai]

Proto Bray Wyatt and hell with a chair.

Vader

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Vader
Popped out eyeball, Stiff asssss fuck


Jumping Jim Brunzell

[A.J.K]

Vader
Popped out eyeball, Stiff asssss fuck


Jumping Jim Brunzell

Killer Bee

Raven.

[Vastardikai]

Former Goof turned Decadent Slacker, Fear the Rhino!

Scott Hall

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hey Yo!

William Regal.

[OverTaker]

Real england man's man

Bastion booger

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Norman the Jobber.

Steve Corino.

[Shisen Kopf]

Garbage

TATANKA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BUFFALO!

Hunter Q. Robbins the 3rd.

[James Steele]

Triple H is GOD.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Fuckhead youre supposed to put another wrestler

[James Steele]

Triple H is GOD. < /thread >

[DAMN iNATOR]

BUFFALO!

Hunter Q. Robbins the 3rd.

Not related to ice cream mogul Baskin.

Steve Blackman

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Lethal weapon. Cult legend.

Bobby Eaton

[Evil Vito]

He was severely underrated. Also a beautiful man.

Jack Swagger

[Vastardikai]

Real American with Real bad lisp.

Dutch Mantell

[Shisen Kopf]

Hairy fucker

Mean Gene Okerlund

[DAMN iNATOR]

Greatest announcer of all-time, which brings us to...

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin (since this post was made @ 3:16PM local time, WHAT?!) 😁

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Owner of Crapper 3:16 port-o-potty.

The Rockin' Rebel.