Bad Wrestling Jokes- lets do it!

[The MAC]

Why does John Cena set his alarm to 1:59 am ?

So he can kick out at 2

[Bad News Gertner]

Why did Benoit miss the last ppv?

He wanted to stay home and hang with his family.

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen Hart jokes often fall flat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it is a long-term angle.

[RP]

Q: What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!

[RP]

What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?

Cable Guy

[RP]

Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell

[RP]

Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
A: He couldn't sell Pedigree

[Sixx]

Q: What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!

I don't get it.

[Shisen Kopf]

what was eddie guerrero's finishing move? Heart failure jajaja

[Droford]

I don't get it.

Test the fries =/= testify

[Sixx]

Is that something they say? Testify?

[OverTaker]

Q:Why was al snow late for his match?
A:He was getting head.

[Sixx]

Q. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None. Light-bulb screwed Light-bulb.

[Sixx]

Q: How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Both of them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why was Cesaro depressed? He couldn't get into the swing of things.

[Shisen Kopf]

Whats Darren Young's new finishing move called? The fruit roll up

[Droford]

Is that something they say? Testify?

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Is that something they say? Testify?

Yeah, goes back to the ill-advised split of The Dudley's, which happened in 2002. D-Von was given a gimmick based on his actual work as a minister and was on SmackDown! as Reverend D-Von.

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Owen Hart jokes often fall flat.

What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?

Cable Guy

No and no.

Q: What was the last thing Owen Hart heard before he died?

A: "This match is scheduled for ONE fall!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

And now I hate myself.

[Destor]

Yeah, goes back to the ill-advised split of The Dudley's, which happened in 2002. D-Von was given a gimmick based on his actual work as a minister and was on SmackDown! as Reverend D-Von.

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This gimmick was created because of the catch phrase, it is not remnant of the gimmick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

D-Von was given a gimmick based on his actual work as a minister

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[Anybody Thrilla]

John Cena was given a magician gimmick based on an actual disappearing act he could do where people literally could not see him.

[Sixx]

Yeah, goes back to the ill-advised split of The Dudley's, which happened in 2002. D-Von was given a gimmick based on his actual work as a minister and was on SmackDown! as Reverend D-Von.

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I think his father worked as a minister, not him.

[Destor]

:nono:

[XL]

All over the place with that description of D-Von's character history.

[KaosDarksol]

Q. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None. Light-bulb screwed Light-bulb.

this is my absolute favorite wrestling joke to tell people

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How many times did Tony Shiveonay say this was the greatest night in the history of our sport?

Asking the booking committee.

[A.J.K]

Stone Cold and Sandman started their own Beer Company, but they never actually sold any beer.

Every time someone is thrown through a window, they end up in the lower mid card and go crazy.

Everytime BRAUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN goes out to eat, he isn't finished untill after they run out of food.

[Shisen Kopf]

Why did the Red Rooster cross the road?
Bc hes a chicken

Why did Ravishing Rick insult his wife?
Bc hes rude

Why was Rick Martel given the employee of the year award?
Bc he was a model employee

How did Dino Bravo die?
He got smoked

Why did Hillbilly Jim molest his neighbors kid?
Bc hes from Kentucky

[Rollermacka]

Why did the Carter family sell TNA?

Because they couldn't afford Dixie Land

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What was Dennis Stamp's favorite fruit? Dates.