Smackdown 205 Live 5/30/17 feat. Maharaja sanctioned Women's 5-Way match, New Day of Usomania, and rasslin

[Emperor Smeat]

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SmackDown LIVE preview, May 30, 2017: Who will earn the right to challenge Naomi?

Alliances have been formed over the past few weeks in the SmackDown LIVE women’s division, but friendship will be thrown out the window when Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch, Natalya, Carmella and Tamina square off in a 5-Way Elimination Match to determine who will challenge SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi at WWE Money in the Bank. See who will be named No. 1 contender tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

SmackDown LIVE Preview : Quick Hits

SmackDown Women’s Title No. 1 Contender’s 5-Way Elimination Match to take place tonight
Will Sami Zayn be back in action?
Can anyone stop The Usos?
WWE Money in the Bank momentum at stake
Will Mahal avoid The Viper’s fangs?



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[Savio]

Woohoo lets's get it!

[ClockShot]

Smackdown is in Atlanta, right?

Styles Country.

[Savio]

Smackdown is in Atlanta, right?

Styles Country.

*State

[Savio]

:shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Atlanta Crowds are usually shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dubya Cee Dubya Country

[ClockShot]

Well, this is a new way to open the show.

[Triple A]

I like these old school backstage promos

[RP]

Tamina is a terrible promo no matter where you put her.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tamina: My dad is dead so now I can win a match again.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if the five way ends in a no contest somehow and then they do it again at the PPV for not just a title shot, but a title shot whenever they want via a Money in the Bank briefcase......

[KIRA]

I gotta get on Nia Jax diet she lost a ton of weight in like weeks

[Triple A]

Wonder if the five way ends in a no contest somehow and then they do it again at the PPV for not just a title shot, but a title shot whenever they want via a Money in the Bank briefcase......

probably...

[ClockShot]

Didn't know Owens got the Highlight Reel in the JeriKO divorce.

[Triple A]

Hope this doesn't go on long..............

[Triple A]

Wish they would just give Owens an 8-10 second backstage promo instead of a 25 min opening segment

[ClockShot]

Shinsuke?

This should make for a fun interview.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish The Miz was still on Smackdown......

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha obese woman in the front row trying to grab Shinsuke......

Obesity is funny.....

[RP]

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[KIRA]

Whats this artist shit

Just let him be the king of strong style those other nicknames are stupid and unnecessary

[Triple A]

Seems like pyro isn't necessary for Nakamura... messes up his entrance imo with a harsh explosion

[Emperor Smeat]

Doesn't seem like its going to be a good crowd tonight if they couldn't be bothered to loudly sing the Nakamura theme.

Nevermind the singing got loud at the end.

[Lock Jaw]

Sami/Nakamura vs. Owens/Corbin tonight!

[ClockShot]

Isn't Owens supposed to be wearing suits per Vince's orders?

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. They're running with the Cartman thing.

[RP]

LOL i have no idea what Nakumura says. This will get old real fast unless they reveal he's retarded.

[Emperor Smeat]

Something about Baron's promos always feel a bit off at least to me. Either its his slow speech style or the small pauses he does at really random points.

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't understand a word Nakamura said to Corbin. Understood the latter half of what he said to Owens.....

[Savio]

I like how everyone forgot about dolph.

[RP]

TAG MATCH PLAYA!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Teddy is retired but not forgotten playa

[RP]

Smackdown stepping up the commercial game

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Have they ended on a break during the PIP era?

[ClockShot]

A lot of commercials.

Maybe it's just me.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Corbin yelling OK to the ref after shouting about a pinfall.

[RP]

Did Corbin just tell Zayne he was adopted?

[rez]

whooo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sing the song fuckers. :n:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck Atlanta. :n:

[Lock Jaw]

After MitB, and after he is done with Corbin, I'd like to see Sami vs. Nakamura again.......

Sami comes out and challenges him in the name of "pride" because Nakamura debuted against him and beat him and he wants the opportunity to face him again......

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NXT Crowd: Fight forever

(Vince to Sami and Nakamura)

You get five minutes on ppv.

[KIRA]

Y'know Nakamura gets over on his in-ring and his mannerisms alone he does not really need to talk

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Day One Is H

[ClockShot]

Anyone know what the meaning of "Day One Ish" is?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not even a little bit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Suck on that Atlanta!

[RP]

terrible crowd to bring The New Day out.

[ClockShot]

Once again, I totally forgot about The New Day.

[Lock Jaw]

The New Day are here

oh no

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

terrible crowd to bring The New Day out.

Woods is from there

[Triple A]

Seems like nothing happened in the first 37 mins

[RP]

This crowd is so terrible and black

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The New Day are here

oh no

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[RP]

I like Woods a lot, but will never get past the fact that he has a white mans penis.

[Emperor Smeat]

Anyone know what the meaning of "Day One Ish" is?

http://i.imgur.com/BkStsHS.gif

[ClockShot]

The Uso Penitentiary?

Yeah, that's not gonna catch on.

[Savio]

Wish the Fashion Police had like a one-week reign.

[slik]

I want one of the New Day to turn heel but not Big E plz

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume the ice cream business was a big failure for the New Day while they were gone.

[ClockShot]

I don't think I can survive another New Day tag title run.

[Savio]

Day one shit means they have been friends since day one

[Savio]

Or in this case brothers.

[RP]

For my next birthday i may just have a Punjabi celebration for the hell of it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I want one of the New Day to turn heel but not Big E plz

He'd be the most logical choice, though...:-\

[Lock Jaw]

Wish that Breezango were still "in the mix".........

[DAMN iNATOR]

Day one shit means they have been friends since day one

Or in this case brothers.

Impossible either way. Man wasn't created until Day Six. :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

He'd be the most logical choice, though...:-\

Feel like Xavier Woods would be the most logical choice to go heel.....

[KIRA]

This crowd is so terrible and black

Black Widow?

Am I gonna have to make more dead child jokes?

[Emperor Smeat]

Day one shit means they have been friends since day one

What about Day One Is H?

[KIRA]

I don't understand the people that go to these shows sometimes its either sit on your hands or be dicks and try to get yourselves over

[KIRA]

Jinder Benders bow to your prince!

[Triple A]

This crowd seems like a normal crowd tbh, idk what every1 is talking about

[Lock Jaw]

Impossible either way. Man wasn't created until Day Six. :shifty:

And on the 6th day, God created The Usos.
They said "UCE" and He said "O", and it was good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feel like Xavier Woods would be the most logical choice to go heel.....

Based on what, exactly?

[Savio]

Feel like mahal is going to get huge Heat tonight since Smackdown is in the south.

[Emperor Smeat]

Could see Jinder hold the belt till at least SummerSlam if he doesn't drop it at the July 4th show.

Cena's coming back on the 4th and easily can see him challenging Jinder for America's honor.

[RP]

Sweet Richard Simmons what is this?

[KIRA]

Based on what, exactly?

He's the only one who can either come across as adorable or make you wanna kill him.

[RP]

lol these guys are amazing.

[Savio]

Lol.... just lol

[KIRA]

Private eye Fashion files

that was beautiful

[Ezra]

Such romantic music playing. I am expecting a kiss.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet..... very glad Breezango didn't just drop off the map

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is some cunt whistling near the camera?

[Dark One]

Lunch all the way.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBHSyKGXgAAkRb5.jpg

[slik]

Tyler Breeze and the #FashionFiles are probably my favorite thing on #SDLive right now, by far.

[Lock Jaw]

Based on what, exactly?

Just seems much better suited to it because of his mic skills and such..... Big E would be the most "intimidating", but he would just end up spinning his wheels as a heel like he did the first time.......

[ClockShot]

I HATE YOU ELLSWORTH!

[rez]

lol Elsworth

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ellsworth

[slik]

Ellsworth is great, COME AT ME BRO

[ClockShot]

I'd figure the ring would have been full already.

[Lock Jaw]

TaMiNa

[RP]

anyone else just really want to put it in Carmela's butt?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait, Tamina's theme is just her name being played over and over again.

Is she some sort of Pokemon now?

[ClockShot]

Tamina being billed from "The Pacific Islands".

Which one(s)?

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish they would fit everybody's names in the center part of the "curved" titantron....... or just not have it curved.......

[Lock Jaw]

:heart: Becky Lynch

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tamina being billed from "The Pacific Islands".

Which one(s)?

Un

[rez]

After Carmela/Lynch, I'd put it in Ellsworth's butt before the remaining women.

[Lock Jaw]

Helpless/clueless referee has lost control!

[ClockShot]

Uh, just ring the bell?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

After Carmela/Lynch, I'd put it in Ellsworth's butt before the remaining women.

Yeah but I'd love for Big Cass to fuck you up for even thinking about it.

[slik]

James Ellsworth is better on the mic than everyone else out there r/n except for Charlotte

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Uh, just ring the bell?

Everybody has to be in the ring and ok to go.

[KIRA]

they are wrecking the place

[Triple A]

Feels like Charlotte is gonna "tear her ACL" doing that move 1 day because nobody ever catches her

[Emperor Smeat]

Charlotte almost managed to land on her feet from the moonsault.

[rez]

Yeah but I'd love for Big Cass to fuck you up for even thinking about it.

sorry didn't realize Ellworth and Cass were an item. I'll back down.

[Savio]

lol at them continuing to clear off the table.

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Shane's pissed.

[Triple A]

Charlotte is v good...

[slik]

Charlotte broketh the table many can not

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shane: Asuka.

[Savio]

Why are you dancing in this moment?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Coldlanta more like it Shane o

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good way to set up the MitB ladder match.

[ClockShot]

Oh. Right. The Women's MITB match.

[Lock Jaw]

James Ellsworth going to get the contract and cash it in

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't check on Nattie Docs.

[Savio]

Just checked the SDL thread last week beat the raw thread... wonder if this week it will do the same.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fandango: Who destroyed our office?

Breeze: The only other heel tag team.

[slik]

SD pretty good so far

Good opening tag bout, New Day returns, FashionFiles, Cool Women's match/melee

[slik]

#AShow as always...

[Triple A]

Just checked the SDL thread last week beat the raw thread... wonder if this week it will do the same.

Maybe... feels like there will be a 35 min match to end the show though and there won't be much 2 post about

[rez]

Is Bryan on husband maternal leave?

[ClockShot]

Is Bryan on husband maternal leave?

Yup.

[Savio]

Maybe... feels like there will be a 35 min match to end the show though and there won't be much 2 post about

What is the main event?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Bryan on husband maternal leave?

yes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What is the main event?

They just had it or didn't have it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tyler Bateeze?

[ClockShot]

What is the main event?

P1 vs. HBK 2.0

[Dark One]

P1 vs. HBK 2.0

Magnum PI vs Michael Shane should be a good match.

[Savio]

Hurt his nuts, lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor job by the ref letting Fandango use a gun during the match.

[Savio]

Magnum PI vs Michael Shane should be a good match.

Even though everyone loses in their hometown we all know ziggler will lose.

[Dark One]

Pretty sure one of the Colons just broke their colon.

[slik]

trenchcoat dango fan

[Lock Jaw]

As much as I love Fandango, it is really unfair for him to be constantly changing tag team partners mid-match.

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw marking out for the Unprettier winning a match!

[Savio]

What's this jobber doing?

[Dark One]

Carl the Janitor probably doesn't need to wear a 10XL jumpsuit.

[rez]

They need to do it right and remake, "Master of Disguise" with these guys. Sorry, Dana Carvey

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">OMG!!! ������ <a href="https://twitter.com/NatbyNature">@NatbyNature</a> goes through the table!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/fZ0uEBUEi7">pic.twitter.com/fZ0uEBUEi7</a></p>&mdash; TRWC Attitude (@TRWC_Attitude) <a href="https://twitter.com/TRWC_Attitude/status/869722896515694592">May 31, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[rez]

Ah, forgot AJ was a Georgia native.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love my new jacket! You're the best <a href="https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN">@ShinsukeN</a>! ������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWELive?src=hash">#WWELive</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEMacon?src=hash">#WWEMacon</a> �� <a href="https://t.co/4Ff4KHfq8D">pic.twitter.com/4Ff4KHfq8D</a></p>&mdash; Nattie (@NatbyNature) <a href="https://twitter.com/NatbyNature/status/869384768361824260">May 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[rez]

Best there never was has tainted that jacket. RIP Rockstar jacket.

[slik]

It always throws me off when Randy Orton is wearing pants.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Sasha's going to be pissed when she finds out. Maybe she pulls a Scott Hall and jumps brands to start a new nWo (Nakamura World Order).

[Savio]

"Smack me for losing to a guy like Jinder Mahal"

Racist

[rez]

Orton could burn the flag of the great nation of India right now and these hilljacks would cheer.

[KIRA]

I mean you can't boo Jinder for speaking the truth.

[Triple A]

Jinder telling it like it is as usual...............

[slik]

Feel like most fans will be dumb and assume that is the flag of Iraq or Iran or "Middle East" because they think that's the name of a country

[rez]

Feel like most fans will be dumb and assume that is the flag of Iraq or Iran or "Middle East" because they think that's the name of a country

Def Infowars front page tomorrow

[slik]

Why is Sasha Banks on 205 Live

smh

[KIRA]

Feel like most fans will be dumb and assume that is the flag of Iraq or Iran or "Middle East" because they think that's the name of a country

Its the south just say USA a lot and these cousin fuckers will drunkenly yell WHOO yea!

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Styles wearing RAW colours.........

[slik]

Del Rio lol

[Savio]

Why is Sasha Banks on 205 Live

smh

She's under 205

[slik]

KO vs Nakamura next week!

[rez]

Christ this crowd sucks

[ClockShot]

AJ Styles wearing RAW colours.........

Georgia Bulldog Red.

[Dark One]

And then a week after cashing in, Ziggler got kicked in the head and fell off the face of the earth.

[rez]

What the fuq happened to the split screen during commercials?

[slik]

nWo Wolfpac AJ Styles tonight

[ClockShot]

Chuckled during that flashback of Dolph cashing in.

Del Rio, AJ Lee, Big E started out as Dolph's bodyguard. Look how they all turned out.

So many memories.

[Savio]

Feel like a lot of these people in the liberty commercials are pretty dumb.

"I just bought my car and ran straight into a tree. How come my Insurance company wants to raise my rates?"

[slik]

pretty much @Savio_Vega

[slik]

plz tell me u r named after Savio Vega

[Emperor Smeat]

What the fuq happened to the split screen during commercials?

Its only for a couple commercials per show as part of NBC/USA's tests for the idea.

[Triple A]

Who are the two MitB winners who haven't been champ

[Lock Jaw]

Chuckled during that flashback of Dolph cashing in.

Del Rio, AJ Lee, Big E started out as Dolph's bodyguard. Look how they all turned out.

So many memories.

Really liked Dolph/AJ/Big E combo, mainly because it reminded me of Christian/Trish/Tomko

[slik]

When 205 Live is taken into account + people who comment after the show has aired...SD thread might tie/surpass RAW thread again this week

[Dark One]

Who are the two MitB winners who haven't been champ

Sandow and Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

Who are the two MitB winners who haven't been champ

Damien Sandow and John CENA

[Savio]

plz tell me u r named after Savio Vega

Yes, along with poster Vega.

[rez]

205 should move to Saturday mornings on the network..not like there's any good cartoons to compete against.

They could cut in pre taped super star promos from both RAW and SDL.

[Triple A]

Everyone who won MitB "cashed in" and won the title besides Sandow and Cena? (Thought JBL meant they went on to become champ eventually but if it's Cena then "the former" makes more sense,,,)

[slik]

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[Savio]

Yes, along with poster Vega.

Matching Ying Yangs

http://tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=120

[Lock Jaw]

That wouldn't be a terrible idea, tbh

@Saturday Morning 205

[Emperor Smeat]

Everyone who won MitB "cashed in" and won the title besides Sandow and Cena? (Thought JBL meant they went on to become champ eventually but if it's Cena then "the former" makes more sense,,,)

Yesh just Cena and Sandow failed although Cena actually won his match by DQ while Sandow is the only one who lost the match.

[RP]

really nice match so far.

[Dark One]

Ziggler / Styles has seemed like ten times better than Owens / Styles at Backlash was.

[RP]

whoa!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy Shit

[RP]

Dolph had that one coming for a long time!

[ClockShot]

Zigs won?! :eek:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hometown Job

[Lock Jaw]

The hometown boy losing????!!!!!

[Triple A]

lol...

[KIRA]

I'll be damned

[RP]

I think dolph has been pretty damn good the last couple months given what he's got to work with.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jobbed in Georgia

[Emperor Smeat]

Vince has a really odd fascination with having stars lose a lot in their hometowns (or in Ryder's case, just prank them instead).

[slik]

of course he loses smh

[rez]

need stats on w/l record for flair in north carolina

[Lock Jaw]

Overall, once again much better show than RAW.

[slik]

Definitely better than RAW, not a bad match or segment.

[Savio]

Even though everyone loses in their hometown we all know ziggler will lose.

Hmmm, well then

[rez]

RAW is fucking up Miz and Bliss

[Savio]

Miz was really done a disservice by being moved to raw

[KIRA]

Are we giving SDL too much credit is it only an average show that looks great because RAW is such a low bar?

[RP]

WWE has been giving us a lot of " Whoa " finishes lately.

[owenbrown]

lol...

gimmick infringement :mad: :shifty:

[KIRA]

NAH. A SHOW!

[Lock Jaw]

Love Noam Dar's theme for some reason......

[KIRA]

Miz was really done a disservice by being moved to raw

Right he was killing it on SDL.

[rez]

If Daniel can ever get cleared to go again...gotta see Miz come back over to SDL for that heated match.

[Savio]

Are we giving SDL too much credit is it only an average show that looks great because RAW is such a low bar?

Yes but average is a huge step up for WWE.

[rez]

never going to happen tho. you'll never see Angle or Sting wrestle in the WWE again, either.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

need stats on w/l record for flair in north carolina

He's from Minnesota but born in TN.

[rez]

billed from, sis

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Atlanta should be banned from all wwe events. They always sit on their hands making up for losing WCW wars.

[Emperor Smeat]

Gulak's new look not as good as his previous one. Looks really generic now.

[rez]

Atlanta should be banned from all wwe events. They always sit on their hands making up for losing WCW wars.

Coke would pull any sort of sponsorship or arena beverages. Ted Turner would bomb Connecticut...you fool.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ali should have listened to Gulak's "No Fly Zone" advice since he wouldn't have lost tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TalkingSmack?src=hash">#TalkingSmack</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE">@BeckyLynchWWE</a> ponders the mysteries of the cosmos... or thinks about destroying <a href="https://twitter.com/realellsworth">@realellsworth</a>. <a href="https://t.co/7GGjs0Vv44">pic.twitter.com/7GGjs0Vv44</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/869751858230730752">May 31, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

SD thread surpassed RAW thread again

[Big Vic]

Atlanta should be banned from all wwe events. They always sit on their hands making up for losing WCW wars.I really don't think tonights crowd was "shitty"

[Juan]

STD has something against Atlanta/Georgia for some reason