SD Live, Let's go

[rez]

:fu:

[Dark One]

This thread is now known as "Dark One presents GIFs and 6/6 SD Live, sponsored by Drebin."

[rez]

Sure, why not

[ClockShot]

I guess Daniel Bryan hasn't figured out how to change a diaper if paternity leave is this long.

[Lock Jaw]

Shane just called Tamina a "two time Superstar"

[ClockShot]

It's pink. Right?

[Lock Jaw]

Good job not making it pink

[rez]

not sure if Samsonite or giant lunchbox.

[ClockShot]

Pfft. A basic white Samsonite case with the logo.

Someone was lazy.

[ClockShot]

What's inside?

Air, most likely.

[KIRA]

Glad Sasha Banks isnt in this match because she would just randomly catch fire.

and Tamina looks like a yoked Morticia Addams

[rez]

Better to rip off your father than your uncle

[ClockShot]

I got a headache already.

[rez]

The Nasty Boys should manage Naomi

[ClockShot]

DAH! LANA!

[Lock Jaw]

LANALINA IS HERE!!

[ClockShot]

I really hope Rusev is in back ready to go.

Or he's at home in Nashville awaiting the fate of the Preds.

[Dark One]

Just going to leave this here while waiting for 15 minutes of entrances to pass.

http://i.imgur.com/G4McbGr.jpg

[Evil Vito]

LANAAAAAAAAAA

[Triple A]

ohhhh

[slik]

Yes, Lana is back!

[Lock Jaw]

Will miss old Lana theme and also business suit tight hair Lana telling the fans to "Sha Tup"

[Savio]

Didn't Buona Beef breed two years ago

[slik]

I like Lana's entrance music.

[Savio]

Didn't Lana beat brie 2 years ago?

[Lock Jaw]

Why are Becky and Charlotte pretending to smoke....... Not setting a good influence.......

[Dark One]

I like Lana's entrance music.

Why you gotta be like that, slik?

[slik]

"We Want Lana" chant, damn right

[KIRA]

I'm cool with SDL having long segments because they tend to make up for it

that said this is rather annoying

[owenbrown]

Didn't Buona Beef breed two years ago

what?

[Lock Jaw]

I like Lana's entrance music.

I don't think it is bad...... I just really like her old theme......

[Lock Jaw]

I'm cool with SDL having long segments because they tend to make up for it

that said this is rather annoying

I enjoyed it...... SDL's long segments always seem to hold my interest, unlike RAW's long segments....... typically....... of course there are exceptions......

[Lock Jaw]

Now that Lana has arrived, the whole SD female division is no longer all in the ring!

[Savio]

what?

My talk-to-text feature was not working

[rez]

scream scream scream

[rez]

aw yis. split screen commercials are back

[KIRA]

Tamina has the best kick in the company

[ClockShot]

Finally over.

[Lock Jaw]

Tamina pinned the champion! What does this mean for Mitb?!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

I'm not certain, but I think that's the first match Tamina has won in the past 13 years.

[Lock Jaw]

Finally! Mojo Rawley returns!!!

[rez]

Defit your opponent

[Dark One]

"Have you considered being Indian?"

[Lock Jaw]

Mojo Rawley "not bad" when he is being "more serious" and not "bouncing off the walls"

[KIRA]

Ugh Mojo kill it with fire

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmmmmm. Mojo possibly being involved in MITB?

I'm curious.

[RP]

Why are we doing Nakurmura vs Owens right now? I dont get it? Fucking hell WWE.. Make me pay money for this!

[Dark One]

Why are we doing Nakurmura vs Owens right now? I dont get it? Fucking hell WWE.. Make me pay money for this!

If it'll make you feel better, you can Paypal me $10.

[slik]

The mummy will bomb I think

[the omen]

I hope Mojo Rawley pins Dean Ambrose.

[the omen]

And Kevin Owens.

[ClockShot]

The mummy will bomb I think

I agree.

[RP]

Guarantee Zach Ryder is coming out for a interference in that match.

[Dark One]

I hope Mojo Rawley pins Dean Ambrose.

And Kevin Owens.

You really are bad news.

[RP]

If it'll make you feel better, you can Paypal me $10.

Fuk you? Did i say something about paypal? I was drunk. I'm drunk. what? What? ok.

[rez]

The mummy will bomb I think

Hopefully...screw their movie universe since they're acting like Dracula Untold never happened.

[Savio]

If he beats the champion what does this mean for Sunday?

[slik]

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[KIRA]

Dolph sinister America tights,also he's wearing something pink under them

[Anthony Hopkins]

I am a big fan of AJ Styles!

[RP]

Well Glad this is a rematch. Think AJ should win here. I think both will end up in the match because of this.

[rez]

If AJ wasn't so phenomenal, I'd entertain the idea of an AJ/Zig tag team dynasty.

[RP]

Random Kidman picture lol

[slik]

I am a big fan of AJ Styles!

Wow, welcome to tpww Sir Hopkins!

[RP]

These dudes have such a great gimmick going right now

[rez]

lol

[Anthony Hopkins]

Tyler Breeze reminds me of myself when I was younger.

[ClockShot]

Anoa'ing.

:lol:

[RP]

OMG i love this so much

[RP]

This is really incredible lol

[slik]

Please don't let New Day ruin the Fashion Police

[RP]

" what is this fabric ? " lol

[slik]

ok so far I love this (I think)

[rez]

Gotta love the man romper

[RP]

Jeez this is so great. I love this so much.

[Dark One]

This would be even better if I was still high on Oxy.

[RP]

LOL it is so H ..

Ish?

Cooozuntitte

[RP]

" New case rocks "

Dear god i'm in love with all of that. So amazing.

[rez]

Beat his ass, Mahal!

[Frank Drebin]

Fashion Police is fuckin' money.

[slik]

Ok that was still funny, whew!

[Frank Drebin]

Oh its Mojo....I'm gonna take my dogs out.

[KIRA]

I wish the stage was smaller so Mojo could run to the edge and fall off

[rez]

Fashion Police is fuckin' money.

money? they don't take no bribes, brah

[RP]

I feel like Mojo wins this via Ryder interference.

[Dark One]

Fashion Police is fuckin' money.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c691930e4d5de7ec8310ebb941443c4d/tumblr_mj7b4qUtp11rnux1so2_250.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Fashion Police so good

"I took it to the boys down in the lab, but there were no boys and no lab..."

[Anthony Hopkins]

I wish the stage was smaller so Mojo could run to the edge and fall off

I fell off the stage once in 1976. My spleen was ruptured. When they removed it I poured maple syrup on it and slurped it down.

[KIRA]

Jinder "Granite Rock" Mahal UP NEXT!

[ClockShot]

Great. Cena returns. Mark your calendars. :roll:

[slik]

I have missed Cena. Just please keep him away from Jinder Mahal.

[KIRA]

Stand up you fucking peasents!

[Triple A]

Jinder Mahal is cool . . .

[Dark One]

I have missed Cena. Just please keep him away from Jinder Mahal.

https://media.tenor.com/images/3221174b261e16da837b323c193ecaed/tenor.gif

[Anthony Hopkins]

Anthony Hopkins is a big fan of Jinder Mahal

[Dark One]

Jinder Mahal rules . . .

That's racist.

[rez]

The people of Rochester are not fooled. Themz some Canadians!

[ClockShot]

And here I thought there were technical difficulties with the Titantron being off.

[ClockShot]

That carpet better start flying.

[slik]

Purple is a good color on Jinder

[rez]

WWE shop should sell the rugs Jinder walks on

[KIRA]

Thats right on your feet but then quickly drop to your knees in reverence

[RP]

Mojo will win this because of zach Ryder, I have a source. Thanks.

[KIRA]

Also the belt looks great on him

[Anthony Hopkins]

Jinder is an Oscar and Mojo Rawley is a People's Choice.

[ClockShot]

Mojo will win this because of zach Ryder, I have a source. Thanks.

Holding ya to it.

[RP]

MOJO!!!!

[ClockShot]

POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE!

[RP]

I LOVE MOJO!

[Triple A]

Seems like Mojo is gonna job... makes sense to have Jinder beat him but... "where does he go from here" if he jobs after begging Shane for a chance

[Lock Jaw]

HE AIN'T HYPE!

[rez]

YES!

[RP]

Ok my source was owenbrown i'm sorry

[KIRA]

Jinder is an excellent heel so good

[DAMN iNATOR]

The July 4th SD!, in addition to being Cena's return, will mark 15 years since Edge & Hulk Hogan captured the then SD exclusive WWE Tag Team Championships from Billy & Chuck.

[Lock Jaw]

They need to have a SD show in India.........

[KIRA]

They should be booing Mojo his name is
Dean Muhtadi

[Anthony Hopkins]

Jinder can cut a monologue

[Triple A]

lol... really enjoy Jinder Mahal's gimmick... good mic skills also.....!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Jinder always very concise and to the point when he talks to his people, in his language, of Punjabi..........

[rez]

serious note..if ya'll ever get a chance to visit India, do it.

[Lock Jaw]

Thought they were starting the Guile theme for a moment in this Nakamura promo......

[Evil Vito]

Not saying he should've gone over the champion (he shouldn't have) but it's funny how beyond obvious it is that Mojo won the battle royal just to get some media attention for Gronk. They had no actual plans for Mojo at all.

[KIRA]

"The artist known as"Was the King of Strong style too cool a nickname?

[ClockShot]

Someone's a pro at speed painting.

[Dark One]

I don't know if this video package could possibly be any more Asian.

[Savio]

Should have just put him over Rowan or someone.

[KIRA]

Thought they were starting the Guile theme for a moment in this Nakamura promo......

Wouldve been fine Guiles theme goes with everything

[Anthony Hopkins]

what?

No autographs today, please

[slik]

How long has Orton had gray hair? Never noticed it before.

[KIRA]

The shining matador Colons!

[rez]

Pouring Booty O's on a child just seems wrong

[slik]

really embarrassing crowd shots tonight

white guy 'unsure' how to cheer for New Day and Black Girl 'trying to dance but realizing others are sitting down'

[rez]

Was that a joke on Xavier's penis? I thought this was a family show goddamnit

[KIRA]

The Usos slightly more coherent than Ultimate Warrior

Yep Usos made a penis joke I think they saw the tape

[Evil Vito]

The heel Usos are fucking amazing

[Dark One]

USO PENITENTIARY

[rez]

Great Balls of Fire promo during SDL? weak

[owenbrown]

Lana gets a title shot? :eek:

[Savio]

Why would Shane not just make the match? Why would he be reluctant to have a title match on the Pay-Per-View?

[KIRA]

What you dont plan on making her fee the glow?

[Dark One]

KO has a broken thumb, which I'm fully expecting means he's going to be debuting the Montreal Spike.

[KIRA]

This sounds like its gonna be a sick ME to close out the show

[rez]

Renee is by far the hardest worker in the company

[Dark One]

I can only assume Mojo will be on Talking Smack to announce his retirement.

[Savio]

Do I hear someone chuckling?

[KIRA]

God they really are giving him that pile of shit nickname

[Savio]

Must be part of his song

[Dark One]

Ryback-esque fake pyro is such a weird thing for them to add to Shinsuke's entrance.

[KIRA]

I can only assume Mojo will be on Talking Smack to announce his retirement.

By retirement I hope you mean suicide

[Dark One]

God they really are giving him that pile of shit nickname

"The Artist" is absolutely nothing in the grand annals of "stupid nicknames WWE has given people." Never going to show up on a BuzzFeed list.

[Dark One]

"The Artist" is absolutely nothing in the grand annals of "stupid nicknames WWE has given people." Never going to show up on a BuzzFeed list.

"The Shindig Stylist" Shinsuke Nakamura!

"The Embodiment of Creativity" Shinsuke Nakamura!

"WWE's Resident Rockstar" Shinsuke Nakamura! (This one is a trap, because they're going to use it)

There's so many worse possibilities

[Savio]

Everyone is talking about keeping their head on a swivel today

[KIRA]

"The Artist" is absolutely nothing in the grand annals of "stupid nicknames WWE has given people." Never going to show up on a BuzzFeed list.

True but it doesn't even really reference who he is even Ambrose's stupid nickname has some relation to his character.

I'm overthinking this,but unless they mention that his "art" is kneeing people in the face really hard I don't see the connection

[rez]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBHVVCBUAAETEWg.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

Ryback-esque fake pyro is such a weird thing for them to add to Shinsuke's entrance.

Those sucked. If there's one guy who doesn't need pyro effects to spice up the entrance its Nak.

His entrance is money. No idea why they've changed a bunch of little things that made it bad ass. The burning film during the intro is gone and now there's nothing. Loved the silhouette before the main theme hits.

[KIRA]

!

"WWE's Resident Rockstar" Shinsuke Nakamura! (This one is a trap, because they're going to use it)

There's so many worse possibilities

boom goes the dynamite

[Savio]

Wonder when they are going to give Corbin a hair verse hair match

[KIRA]

Can't wait till Nakamura gets revenge by Kneeing Corbin in the back of his head

[DAMN iNATOR]

really embarrassing crowd shots tonight

white guy 'unsure' how to cheer for New Day and Black Girl 'trying to dance but realizing others are sitting down'

Maybe they need footage for their top secret new Network show, Awkward Crowd Reactions...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Answer the person in the crowd, Dar: Where is Alicia Fawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwks?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmm...potential new nickname opportunity: "Classless" Cedric Alexander.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Anyone else watching 205LIVE tonight?

[Emperor Smeat]

Only got to see the main event of Smackdown tonight but it was pretty good overall.

[slik]

Match between Dar/Alexander felt long for some reason

[Emperor Smeat]

This Louie 205 Live jobber sort of looks like the lovechild of Tazz and Rusev.

[DAMN iNATOR]

PrettyCool new shirt, TJP. 👍

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is Louie Valle the lost Uso brother?

[slik]

crowd seems really bored

[Emperor Smeat]

Gulak's No Fly lessons worked again. Prevented Ali from doing a risky high flying move so Ali won the old fashion way instead with the most devastating move in the WWE .... the roll-up.

[slik]

I'm interested in this main event

[slik]

Get on the Neville Level

[slik]

this match is kind of boring too....so long

[slik]

TJP 'taps out' and Neville retains

[Emperor Smeat]

Ending to TJP-Neville match was pretty good.

[Droford]

The women's mitb briefcase should have been a purse

[DAMN iNATOR]

TJP 'taps out' and Neville retains

Don't know why it's in quotation marks. They showed TJP tapping on the replay!

[Tom Guycott]

Fashion Police so good

"I took it to the boys down in the lab, but there were no boys and no lab..."

For some reason, I want Dalton's Boys to reference this. Like having a random shirtless wrestler in a tie (we don't see his face) handing them a random bottle of cologne in a file box during a Castle promo, and them shrugging their shoulders, and that being that. Completely unexplained and dismissed as a throwaway gag that only an obscure few would even get.

[Heisenberg]

PrettyCool new shirt, TJP. 👍



TJP is an utter disgrace to my race

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Usos were definitely talking about Xavier's boots. Tell me you all understand that.

[Big Vic]

Was that a joke on Xavier's penis? I thought this was a family show goddamnit

"What are those!?" Is a meme where someone makes fun of someone else's shoes.

[Lock Jaw]

The Usos were definitely talking about Xavier's boots. Tell me you all understand that.

Was pretty obvious.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not to everyone, I guess.