Lex Luger, we never forgetti

[Heisenberg]

Never forget that Lex Luger is the reason why Miss Elizabeth is no longer with us. He is probably responsible for the Chris Benoit debacle as well. I'd ask why he got to "walk", but karma has a funny way of catching up to people.

[Bad News Gertner]

Liz killed Liz.

[Big Vic]

He also got Eddie addicted to narcotics.

[Fignuts]

He put her in a dwagon thcwew leg whip

[Destor]

Everyone is responsible for their own actions.

[Heisenberg]

Lex knew that he couldn't maintain the Liz sober so he dragon screw leg whipped her into the corner table and locked on the cochina clutch until she submitted permanently. The first clue is when they said that Luger used a phone when we know he couldn't piece together a scripted promo to save his life so they probably didn't get the real story.

[Big Vic]

I miss WWE's show "confidential"

[#1-norm-fan]

Lex pushed Owen

[Big Vic]

Luger stabbed Bruiser Brody

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lex Luger is actually Jimmy Snuka

[Evil Vito]

Lex framed OJ, thankfully he got away with it

[Bad News Gertner]

Lex drove the White Hummer

[Bad News Gertner]

Lex did it for The Rock.

And by rock I mean Oxycontin

[Big Vic]

Lex ran Katie Vick off the road.

[Sepholio]

Lex gave Bossman the recipe for Pepper steak

[Bad News Gertner]

It's wasn't Sniksky's fault. It was Lex!

[Evil Vito]

Lex shot JFK from the grassy knoll

[Evil Vito]

Lex broke Wahoo's leg

[Fignuts]

Lex killed the benoit family

[Sepholio]

Lex killed Eddie with the same cocktail he killed Liz with

[RP]

Lex is housing all the Sandy Hook kids.

[Lock Jaw]

I think we can close the case on every unsolved crime in New York, boys.

[Sixx]

Lex started World War II.

[Simple Fan]

I think we can close the case on every unsolved crime in New York, boys.

Not yet, Lex is responsible for 9/11. Fucking terrorist.

[rez]

Fuck you flexy lexy haters

[WinterDecay]

Lex screwed with Magnum's brakes.

[Simple Fan]

For real though Lex Lugar and Sting are responsible for getting me really interested in wrestling. First tag team I remember liking. Followed Sting more but never had a problem with Lex. People have their own vice's for life and I'm not one to judge what one does to be happy.

[rez]

For real though Lex Lugar and Sting are responsible for getting me really interested in wrestling. First tag team I remember liking. Followed Sting more but never had a problem with Lex. People have their own vice's for life and I'm not one to judge what one does to be happy.

HERE COMES STING

same, man. same.

[Shisen Kopf]

Lex Luger is the biggest piece of shit in the history of rasslin. He is the reason Zach Gowan doesn't have a leg.

[Blonde Moment]

He gave Bret Hart and Bryan Danielson their concussions

[Blonde Moment]

He put Dynamite Kid in a wheelchair... wait.. Is that bad?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lex Luger wears white after labor day.

[drave]

He turned Chris Benoit on to The Bible.

[Evil Vito]

Lex Luger demanded that balloons fall from the ceiling and made his friends carry him on their shoulders over a fucking countout win. What a dick.

[Big Vic]

Rey Mysterio fell ill and Luger donned the mask to cover for him during his tag team match against Aguayo and Manik in AAA

[drave]

What a cultural appropriating sumbitch!