Dark One Presents GIFs and 6/19 Raw, sponsored by Drebin

[owenbrown]

fuck? an ambulance match? Braun is getting buried :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

RAW IS SAVED ONCE AGAIN!

Also, I'd like to point out the hilariousness of how Braun said "Great Balls of Fire".

[Dark One]

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2223585/ric-flair-strut-o_medium.gif

[ClockShot]

Well, fuck the mystery at the end of the show. BRAUN'S BACK!

[slik]

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[Dark One]

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[Lock Jaw]

Really feels like the show should be over now

[DAMN iNATOR]

Miz and Maryse's relationship implodes on MizTV, NEXT!

[Dark One]

And I'm spent.

http://i.imgur.com/SGYrUHH.gif

[GD]

fuck? an ambulance match? Braun is getting buried :(

Jesus Christ, owenbrown! Do you really want Roman Reigns to lose all big matches?

[Evil Vito]

"Great Balls of Fire Pay Per View"

[A.J.K]

Was just about to fall asleep. SAVEUS747.BRAUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slik]

Great Balls of Fire shaping up to have their best ppv card since WM

[Dark One]

Anyone else been throwing their arms up in the air and yelling like Braun? Instances where I do so have greatly increased past few months.

I can only assume this will be your reaction when you finally dump a load inside HMB.

[Black Widow]

I'd be so over this SHIT if my daughter didn't enjoy it.

[owenbrown]

Jesus Christ, owenbrown! Do you really want Roman Reigns to lose all big matches?

yes

[DAMN iNATOR]

And I'm spent.

http://i.imgur.com/SGYrUHH.gif

IKR?! And there's probably some kind of Alexa/Nia interaction or a match of some sort involving one or both, too.

[Dark One]

I'd be so over this SHIT if my daughter didn't enjoy it.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/281c292e273595df3fd4fcf31fb13539/tumblr_ok9pdssakx1u1ljrzo1_500.gif

[ClockShot]

Alright. Better WWE power couple RIGHT NOW?!

Miz & Maryse? or Miracle & Maria?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if Jerry Lee Lewis ever envisioned getting royalties from his most famous song from WWE using it as the official theme of a PPV of theirs.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Alright. Better WWE power couple RIGHT NOW?!

Miz & Maryse? or Miracle & Maria?

Miz & Maryse, but only for the duration of this segment.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Jerry Lee Lewis ever envisioned getting royalties from his most famous song from WWE using it as the official theme of a PPV of theirs.

Considering he threatened to sue them, going to have to say no.

[Rebecca Reigns]

There is already a RAW thread you squirrel f*cker!

[RP]

Wonder if Jerry Lee Lewis ever envisioned getting royalties from his most famous song from WWE using it as the official theme of a PPV of theirs.

Especially after he fucked a 12 year old.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Will LMAO if Dean is in the gift.

[Droford]

Does WWE not realize what those bears real jobs are

[Rebecca Reigns]

yes

WOW, You are such a little b*tch.

[Savio]

Is this the first time she has used her music since coming back?

[ClockShot]

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[Dark One]

Let's play "What's Dean Ambrose going to jump out of tonight?"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Especially after he fucked a 12 year old.

Whoa, did not know that about him. That is very disturbing.

[Poit]

THE BEAR COMMUNITY?

[Dark One]

Is this the first time she has used her music since coming back?

I think I remember it once but I don't remember when that was, but she came out separately to introduce Miz.

[Rebecca Reigns]

I have seen the light. Rebecca Reigns, the most beautiful real woman poster in TPWW history, was right! Roman Reigns is everything I wish I could be as man. Roman Reigns is GOD. I am a proud member of the Roman Empire.


Please Triple A, if you are listening, change my name to owenreigns right now.

[Dark One]

Miz Bear and Maryse Bear?

Bears gonna make out now?

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Dean going to burst out of the grandfather clock?

[Droford]

Does it go "Aweeeeeeesome" at the top of every hour

[slik]

Which bear is Ambrose...one on the left is my guess.

[KIRA]

Yea but he (Ambrose)has that lady everybody creams themselves over for some reason

[Dark One]

Miz got some A+ game.

[slik]

THE BEAR COMMUNITY?

I think it's safe to say Vince has no idea what that means.

[Lock Jaw]

Dean Ambrose breaking up perfect marriages like a true face

[Savio]

lol

[KIRA]

Does it go "Aweeeeeeesome" at the top of every hour

That would be great for maybe 2-3 days tops before I try to destroy it

[Black Widow]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/281c292e273595df3fd4fcf31fb13539/tumblr_ok9pdssakx1u1ljrzo1_500.gifI actually like Braun was talking about Raw as a whole.

[owenbrown]

brb gonna slit my wrists

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is Bo mimicking Tozawa?

[Lock Jaw]

Bo and Axel, The Bear Couple!

[Droford]

Bo and Axel fucked up though

[slik]

Why didn't Cena/The Bella Twin realize the key to beating Miz was destroying a clock

[Dark One]

Ambrose went to the Roman Reigns' school of being a face, I see.

[slik]

Bo Dallas is a busy man tonight

[Dark One]

So... Axel and Dallas are a gay couple now, right?

Based on being the "It Couple of the bear community" right?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was just thinking about this Enzo/Cass mystery. It doesn't really make sense for it to be The Revival after all this obvious foreshadowing. What if it is heel American Alpha? They've got New Day and The Hype Bros on SmackDown. Almost all their teams on RAW have been burnt through. Alpha being responsible would give them a fresh coat of paint (we've never seen Gable work heel, but I imagine he can be a cocky prick quite well) and allow them to show more personality, since the babyface elements of their journey are lost without the nuance of NXT.

If not that, I can honestly see them splitting up on the SmackDown side of things -- with Jordan going heel and Gable being the lovable undersized underdog. Whatever. Just spit-balling.

[Lock Jaw]

Guys, I have to fess up.

I've been attacking Enzo & Cass.

[Droford]

Its a good thing Renee Young is stuck on SD

[Rebecca Reigns]

brb gonna order a Roman Empire t-shirt on WWEShop.com

[Dark One]

I was just thinking about this Enzo/Cass mystery. It doesn't really make sense for it to be The Revival after all this obvious foreshadowing. What if it is heel American Alpha? They've got New Day and The Hype Bros on SmackDown. Almost all their teams on RAW have been burnt through. Alpha being responsible would give them a fresh coat of paint (we've never seen Gable work heel, but I imagine he can be a cocky prick quite well) and allow them to show more personality, since the babyface elements of their journey are lost without the nuance of NXT.

If not that, I can honestly see them splitting up on the SmackDown side of things -- with Jordan going heel and Gable being the lovable undersized underdog. Whatever. Just spit-balling.

It's 100% going to be Curt Hawkins and Big Dick Johnson

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is going to sound weird, but the thought crossed my mind about a Miz/Ambrose double-turn at some point. I have no real desire to see Miz as a babyface, but I could see Ambrose destroying Miz at some point in the future in a completely excessive way that puts sympathy onto the greatest Intercontinental Champion of our time.

Or not and this program is just tone-deaf. But I like the idea of Axel and Bo joining up as lackies. The perfect role for Axel is as a heater, and Bo Dallas can shine in funny little moments, but doesn't have the current vibe of being anyone worth really emotionally investing in at the moment.

[Dark One]

Guys, I have to fess up.

I've been attacking Enzo & Cass.

I don't think Hornswoggle could reach high enough to punch Cass in the back of the head, so it can't be you.

[slik]

I still think Big Cass is secretly evil

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's 100% going to be Curt Hawkins and Big Dick Johnson

You fool, Dark One. Big Dick Johnson works for Lucha Underground now. :roll:

[Lock Jaw]

I've been eviscerating them. (verbally)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seriously though, could see Curt Hawkins being involved with his cane as a "wtf" moment. He's got a new guy by his side as "his latest star." Ugh, I can't believe my expectations are legitimately this low.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've been eviscerating them. (verbally)

Literally eviscerating them. (verbally)

[Lock Jaw]

Glad this match is our main event tonight!

[Lock Jaw]

Seriously though, could see Curt Hawkins being involved with his cane as a "wtf" moment. He's got a new guy by his side as "his latest star." Ugh, I can't believe my expectations are legitimately this low.

And his new star is Big Cass

[Dark One]

Seriously though, could see Curt Hawkins being involved with his cane as a "wtf" moment. He's got a new guy by his side as "his latest star." Ugh, I can't believe my expectations are legitimately this low.

I'm always here for you, buddy.

[Lock Jaw]

Eating Honey Nut Chex and can't stop

[Rebecca Reigns]

http://i.imgur.com/UP26DSd.jpg

[slik]

What is the main-event tonight?
Have the ladies been on the show, at all?

[Emperor Smeat]

I still think Big Cass is secretly evil

Makes sense. Kane is gone and Balor is too busy with his sweet looking jacket so someone needed to take up the DEMON mantle. Cass being frustrated at never spelling "soft" correctly finally made him snap. Faked attacking himself so nobody would get suspicious.

[A.J.K]

This is going to sound weird, but the thought crossed my mind about a Miz/Ambrose double-turn at some point. I have no real desire to see Miz as a babyface, but I could see Ambrose destroying Miz at some point in the future in a completely excessive way that puts sympathy onto the greatest Intercontinental Champion of our time.

Or not and this program is just tone-deaf. But I like the idea of Axel and Bo joining up as lackies. The perfect role for Axel is as a heater, and Bo Dallas can shine in funny little moments, but doesn't have the current vibe of being anyone worth really emotionally investing in at the moment.

It would be a nice change, Maybe miz could be a tweener if nothing else.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've always thought that if they split Enzo/Cass then Enzo should be the one who turns. It makes no sense from a match standpoint, but Enzo as this sap that gets beaten down and tossed aside doesn't really do much for him -- especially considering they don't really see that much in him in-ring (and probably rightfully so). Cass as this green giant who was willing to go to war with the friend he outclasses getting stabbed in the back is a much more intriguing story, in my opinion.

Enzo would be the asshole antagonizing Cass, with Cass seeing no value in getting into the ring with Enzo. Poke the bear, poke the bear. Cass eventually goes ape-shit and tosses Enzo into space. Cass is good enough on the mic with enough charms on his own to stand as a babyface. And that relative inexperience he has means that I don't think he looks like a complete fool for being outclassed by more experienced opponents. You can tell the story of his growth.

If you push him as a heel, he has to go places, otherwise he's instantly got this sting of being a failed project. They've already got Brock, Braun and Joe as monsters. You don't really need Cass floating around as a fourth one.

Big Show being responsible with Enzo as his mouthpiece seems like the smoothest transition into babyface Cass and heel Enzo. Eventually you can do Cass vs. Show where if Cass wins he gets five minutes with Enzo, which could some of the most cathartic television WWE has produced in a while. But even so, I don't know what the ultimate end game with babyface Cass in this current landscape is.

Truthfully, I think they stay together and there's some sort of "shocking" revelation. Which is why I think it could be the absent Alpha. Enzo & Cass can riff on them being goofs in singlets and Jordan & Gable can respond by doing their goofy backstage stuff -- sort of an All-American Edge & Christian type deal.

[GD]

Makes sense. Kane is gone and Balor is too busy with his sweet looking jacket so someone needed to take up the DEMON mantle. Cass being frustrated at never spelling "soft" correctly finally made him snap.

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[slik]

Where the Alexa Bliss/woman rasslers at

[Dark One]

I've always thought that if they split Enzo/Cass then Enzo should be the one who turns. It makes no sense from a match standpoint, but Enzo as this sap that gets beaten down and tossed aside doesn't really do much for him -- especially considering they don't really see that much in him in-ring (and probably rightfully so). Cass as this green giant who was willing to go to war with the friend he outclasses getting stabbed in the back is a much more intriguing story, in my opinion.

Enzo would be the asshole antagonizing Cass, with Cass seeing no value in getting into the ring with Enzo. Poke the bear, poke the bear. Cass eventually goes ape-shit and tosses Enzo into space. Cass is good enough on the mic with enough charms on his own to stand as a babyface. And that relative inexperience he has means that I don't think he looks like a complete fool for being outclassed by more experienced opponents. You can tell the story of his growth.

If you push him as a heel, he has to go places, otherwise he's instantly got this sting of being a failed project. They've already got Brock, Braun and Joe as monsters. You don't really need Cass floating around as a fourth one.

Big Show being responsible with Enzo as his mouthpiece seems like the smoothest transition into babyface Cass and heel Enzo. Eventually you can do Cass vs. Show where if Cass wins he gets five minutes with Enzo, which could some of the most cathartic television WWE has produced in a while. But even so, I don't know what the ultimate end game with babyface Cass in this current landscape is.

Truthfully, I think they stay together and there's some sort of "shocking" revelation. Which is why I think it could be the absent Alpha. Enzo & Cass can riff on them being goofs in singlets and Jordan & Gable can respond by doing their goofy backstage stuff -- sort of an All-American Edge & Christian type deal.

It's going to be a returning team all right...

Brian Christopher and Scotty 2 Hotty.

http://photos.imageevent.com/sharpshootercollectibles/wwewwfpromophotos/Too%20Cool%20P-671.jpg

[Dark One]

Where the Alexa Bliss/woman rasslers at

Their Segment in the Bank contract was also stolen by James Ellsworth.

[GD]

Where the Alexa Bliss/woman rasslers at

They're going to invade Smackdown and destroy James Ellsworth.

[Dark One]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/C0nQ7sFRAIoFO/giphy.gif

[Droford]

The Women's revolution died. Ellsworth killed it

[Dark One]

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[Lock Jaw]

IT'S BOSS TIME

[ClockShot]

ALEXA BLISS DID IT!

Oh wait, they're squeezing in a women's match at the last minute.

[Dark One]

In some ways, it's fortunate that there's no way they'll let Joe win... because I don't think my heart could take Joe choking out Brock.

[GD]

Sasha Banks is in the house!

[slik]

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[Lock Jaw]

Sasha and Nia main eventing RAW!

[Droford]

Lol at that Table for 3

[Dark One]

Kelly Kelly is one of the great women's supersta--

https://media.giphy.com/media/uK0VoTSlaB5S0/200.gif

[Lock Jaw]

RAW will end when Enzo/Cass rush into Kurt Angle's office, and being all "Hey! You said you were gonna crack the case tonight!"

Angle will have been just standing there staring at his phone like it was an alien device, and look up and say "Huh?"

The copyright will come up and fade to black.......

[Dark One]

RAW will end when Enzo/Cass rush into Kurt Angle's office, and being all "Hey! You said you were gonna crack the case tonight!"

Angle will have been just standing there staring at his phone like it was an alien device, and look up and say "Huh?"

The copyright will come up and fade to black.......

"We're outta time!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol if they actually do that.

[Droford]

Kelly Kelly is one of the great women's supersta--

https://media.giphy.com/media/uK0VoTSlaB5S0/200.gif

He actually said Eve Torres was one of the great women's champions

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's going to be a returning team all right...

Brian Christopher and Scotty 2 Hotty.

http://photos.imageevent.com/sharpshootercollectibles/wwewwfpromophotos/Too%20Cool%20P-671.jpg

Lol I wouldn't fucking hate that. Scotty never got that Kane Knight-endorsed run as a heel.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rikishi and Scotty. "They did it for the people."

[Mr. Nerfect]

"Former SmackDown Tag Team Champions! Two of the greatest champions of all-time!"

[Droford]

This is even more stupid than the MITB finish

[Emperor Smeat]

Why would Emma attack Sasha when she actually had the real chance to just beat up Bliss.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Basham Brothers, returning as "The Secretaries of Offense."

[Lock Jaw]

Dirt Sheets right as usual when it comes to Bayley being kept off TV for a bit

[Dark One]

I am impressed that Alexa Bliss is wearing a belt as a pair of shorts.

[ClockShot]

We're running out of show.

[Dark One]

Lol I wouldn't fucking hate that. Scotty never got that Kane Knight-endorsed run as a heel.

Rikishi and Scotty. "They did it for the people."

"Former SmackDown Tag Team Champions! Two of the greatest champions of all-time!"

The Basham Brothers, returning as "The Secretaries of Offense."

Oh god, I broke Noid again.

[Poit]

Angle: "It was me, Enzo! It was me all along!"

[Dark One]

We're running out of show.

It won't take long for Enzo/Cass's attacker to be revealed as Sting wearing a Sting mask.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So we're moving towards Emma vs. Sasha and probably Alexa vs. Nia vs. Mickie vs. Dana for the Women's Title? This GBF card is going to be absolutely stacked if they play off everything.

* Brock vs. Joe
* Seth vs. Bray
* Ambrose vs. Miz
* Reigns vs. Braun (Ambulance Match)
* Balor vs. Samson
* Goldust vs. Truth
* Sasha vs. Emma
* Women's Title 4-Way
* Neville vs. Tozawa
* Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Hardys
* Enzo & Cass doing whatever it is they're going to do
* Angle mystery pay-off?

It's like a RAW Supershow, except only one thing really matters.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh god, I broke Noid again.

I'm always broken. Just not in the shitty Matt Hardy way.

[RP]

So i wasnt watching. Who was the Enzo Cass reveal?

[Mr. Nerfect]

"OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?"

[ClockShot]

So i wasnt watching. Who was the Enzo Cass reveal?

Coming up next.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This could be the Heath Slater & Rhyno heel turn that nobody really wanted to see.

[Droford]

Clearly the New and Improved Team Angle attacked Enzo and Cass

[Mr. Nerfect]

Premature Authors of Pain call-up. The possibilities are endless!

[Dark One]

This could be the Heath Slater & Rhyno heel turn that nobody really wanted to see.

Let's stop joking around.

It's the return of Ranjin Singh and the Great Khali

INDIAN EXPANSION~!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Clearly the New and Improved Team Angle attacked Enzo and Cass

Truth be told, given Angle's involvement and that Shelton Benjamin was on the WWE's radar again, it's not impossible. But more likely this goes towards my heel Alpha theory. Does that mean Angle turns?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Let's stop joking around.

It's the return of Ranjin Singh and the Great Khali

INDIAN EXPANSION~!

Dude, they did drop that hint that the attacker was tall...

[slik]

Kurt Angle has CENA NUFF of Enzo being attacked

[Mr. Nerfect]

Khali & Jeet Rama with Ranjin Singh as their manager.

[ClockShot]

"The culprit is..........."

*show fades to black*

[Dark One]

Dude, they did drop that hint that the attacker was tall...

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Brock-Lesnar-Wink.gif

[KIRA]

It was Rikishi and he did it for Roman

[GD]

Enzo and Big Cass getting a massive ovation as always.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Imagine if Big Cass was actually an idential twin, and his twin brother had secretly been training to be a wrestler, and Big Cass meets Evil Cass in the main event segment.

[RP]

Clearly Test

[Savio]

Why go through your schtick now?

[KIRA]

I can't believe Enzo and cass ending this show

[GD]

Sucks they never won the tag team titles in NXT or on RAW.

[Savio]

My money is on Rikishi

[RP]

Probably Demolition.

[Lock Jaw]

Revival main eventing RAW with barely ever being on RAW

People must be confused

[GD]

Say yeah!

[KIRA]

Cheer idiots

[Droford]

Revival still has nxt shirts lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or if Enzo & Cass were both identical twins, and that was part of their pre-WWE bonding. "Hey, you're a twin; I'm a twin too!" and both their identical brothers were training to be wrestlers, and this was always planned as a bizarre reveal to fuck with people.

[Savio]

It's John Cena, he's a free agent now.

[RP]

It's Authors of Pain for sure.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Could legitimately be Authors of Pain. They're "WWE ready" in the way that WWE requires dudes like that to be "WWE ready."

[Savio]

Kurt apologize to Show! We don't want him on SDL.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Remember when Enzo Amore & Sylvester LeFort had a Hair vs. Hair Match at an NXT Takeover show? Because I legitimately don't.

[ClockShot]

SPEED IT UP! I WANNA WATCH BLOOD DRIVE!

Not really, but they timed this out wrong.

[KIRA]

I will squeal if its Asuka kicking people in the back of the head

[KIRA]

SPEED IT UP! I WANNA WATCH BLOOD DRIVE!

Not really, but they timed this out wrong.

bLOOD dRIVE IS TONIGHT....SHIT

[Droford]

Uhhhhhohhhhhh

[Lock Jaw]

Detective Graves stepping up to crack the case

[ClockShot]

How does Corey Graves know more than Angle?

[Mr. Nerfect]

This being so late in the show makes me think it could be a returning star reveal. Got no clue who. Just a random Rhyno-esque push for someone. Kurrgan for shits and giggles.

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOH! FOOTAGE!

[Dark One]

https://media.giphy.com/media/11exNn4hdziiyY/giphy.gif

[RP]

My sources tell me its Authors of Pain

[Poit]

How is this dragging on so long?

[Dark One]

https://m.popkey.co/caaba4/DexwM.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kurt Angle on stilts, please.

[Dark One]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/b7508d0d6166cc9575dd901e102d0ce8/tumblr_n4r957DRkh1ta9sy8o3_250.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Graves taking over The Authors of Pain from Paul Ellering.

[GD]

lol Big Cass

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was it Big Cass?

[Evil Vito]

Cass heel turn!

[slik]

Detective Graves is on the case

[GD]

Corey Graves' running commentary during the footage :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Legit going to break them up before even trying a title run to see if they could actually be successful.

Enzo getting hurt during the Vaudevillians match was the worst thing to happen to both guys since WWE got too excited over a Big Cass singles run and Enzo being seen as nothing more than a punching bag.

[Dark One]

Vince right now:

https://media.giphy.com/media/xB1RqLGoBNh3W/giphy.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol if Cass just lies down and pretends to be hurt in the footage.

[GD]

Continuity error? Cass wasn't wearing a t-shirt in the original segment.

[Droford]

Ohhhh shit

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was it seriously Cass?

[slik]

@Lock Jaw -- should we invite Graves to join SlikJaw Investigations?

[ClockShot]

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[ClockShot]

Kill 'em, Cass. Be a hero to the people.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why would Cass even attack Enzo from behind? Couldn't the dude just do it to his face? Weird stuff. Should have been Too Cool.

[Dark One]

Big Cass right now:

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/93348430f3ea5ad55a3a7da9f20020fa/1502%20-%20autoplay_gif%20crying%20gif%20glasses%20nxt%20percy_watson%20wwe.gif?

[Savio]

Camera cuts away from his tear F U camera.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cass actually admitting to it all.

http://i.imgur.com/wdBTdZN.gif

[KIRA]

Cass is a saint

[Mr. Nerfect]

Only way I really like it being Cass is if he was cerebral enough to know that making it a mystery would make people care.

[Lock Jaw]

@Lock Jaw -- should we invite Graves to join SlikJaw Investigations?

Yeah, def

[Dark One]

Damn. Enzo with amazing acting.

[GD]

Continuity error? Cass wasn't wearing a t-shirt in the original segment.

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TADAAAAA!

[Droford]

This is the best Cass has ever been on the Mic lol

[Savio]

There is no glass to throw him through.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can someone please explain the tone of this segment? Like, is Cass being a cocky prick, or is he like "Damn, I got caught." Like, what sort of heel is he being?

[Lock Jaw]

Wanted Cass to yell out "AND I'M TIRED OF MISSPELLING THE WORD SOFT!"

[Evil Vito]

This all ties in to the first attack when Corey Graves said on commentary "I'd love to shake hands with the man who attacked Enzo" and then he shook hands with Cass later that night in a seemingly unrelated segment.

[Savio]

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TADAAAAA!

That's from the 5th you are looking for the 12th.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty "shocked" that as popular as they were, Enzo/Cass never held gold in NXT or WWE........ Seems definitely like wasted chances........

[Dark One]

It's no Gargano/Ciampa, but Enzo sold getting his heart ripped out of his chest super well.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Pretty "shocked" that as popular as they were, Enzo/Cass never held gold in NXT or WWE........ Seems definitely like wasted chances........

Yeah, but when would they have done it? For as pumped up as they make the crowd, they've never really been in the position where any reign they would have had really felt like the primary story. That they've never been in that position actually makes more sense as to why Cass would betray Enzo too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's no Gargano/Ciampa, but Enzo sold getting his heart ripped out of his chest super well.

Enzo is pretty gold on the mic. It's just a shame it doesn't really extend to the ring. But I legit believe the dude could do this well. I'll watch the segment when it goes up.

[Savio]

Cass is much better on the mic now than when he started.

[Ruien]

Can someone please explain the tone of this segment? Like, is Cass being a cocky prick, or is he like "Damn, I got caught." Like, what sort of heel is he being?

Prick heel. Enzo is dead weight. He is the star and where the money is. Good promo for Cass standards. Repeated some lines a few times.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Like, The New Day had those belts on lock-down. Then they went over to Sheamus & Cesaro and Gallows & Anderson for the WrestleMania thing. I know that wasn't the hottest either, but The Hardys winning was the right choice, and now we're where we're at.

[Ruien]

Perfect way to end Raw to maintain the viewer base.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Prick heel. Enzo is dead weight. He is the star and where the money is. Good promo for Cass standards. Repeated some lines a few times.

Thanks. Eh, it'll be interesting to see where he fits. I guess they might do Cass/Enzo for a few PPVs. I think they'll probably do a Chain Match where Enzo touches all the corners behind Cass' back to keep things spinning in between two Cass maulings. This could be the "mid-card match they put into Hell in a Cell" where Enzo actually dies. (not actually)

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, but when would they have done it? For as pumped up as they make the crowd, they've never really been in the position where any reign they would have had really felt like the primary story. That they've never been in that position actually makes more sense as to why Cass would betray Enzo too.

In NXT at the very least it seemed to me like the time to put the belts on them would have been the first NXT Takeover: Brooklyn...... instead of The Vaudevillains.......

[slik]

Love this new Grindhouse show after RAW so far

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cass is much better on the mic now than when he started.

Thought he was always pretty good in NXT. He has a more quiet and internalized delivery. He's the dude who makes the darker threats with a tinge of wit that makes you think "Oh shit, dude's gonna hurt somebody."

[Mr. Nerfect]

In NXT at the very least it seemed to me like the time to put the belts on them would have been the first NXT Takeover: Brooklyn...... instead of The Vaudevillains.......

In retrospect, I agree, but Enzo & Cass were pretty flat. Despite it being their stomping grounds, it really did feel like it was their time. Even though Cass did the intro for Blue Pants' theme, The Vaudevillains winning felt right.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Alexa slapping English and Gotch and them being too classy to resort to violence against a woman was good storytelling and it paid off in the right way at that show. They possibly could have done a similar thing with Enzo & Cass, but I dunno, I remember distinctly thinking that Enzo & Cass being lower (I think they did a warm-up match for the live crowd that they showed on NXT that week) felt right at the time.

[KIRA]

Enzo is pretty gold on the mic. It's just a shame it doesn't really extend to the ring. But I legit believe the dude could do this well. I'll watch the segment when it goes up.


Has Enzo ever really had the chance to show his stuff solo?

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah, but when would they have done it? For as pumped up as they make the crowd, they've never really been in the position where any reign they would have had really felt like the primary story. That they've never been in that position actually makes more sense as to why Cass would betray Enzo too.

NXT Takeover Brooklyn was probably their best shot had the Vaudevillans not become suddenly hot at the time.

Never had any real opportunities on RAW even though they were rumored for a while about being the ones to feud and likely dethrone the New Day which never ended up happening.

[Triple A]

Damn freaking fell asleep

Raw seemed actually good...

[slik]

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[slik]

Less Talkin' and More Killin' plz @ Blood Drive...good opening so far with not tv-pg gore/violence

[owenbrown]

Love this new Grindhouse show after RAW so far

how the fuck is this uncensored on USA?

[Droford]

how the fuck is this uncensored on USA?

It is 1130..

[owenbrown]

It's basic cable, Droford. Usually don't hear fuck on a basic cable channel unless it's Saturday night on Comedy Central.

[GD]

That's from the 5th you are looking for the 12th.

You are correct!

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Enzo is pretty gold on the mic. It's just a shame it doesn't really extend to the ring. But I legit believe the dude could do this well. I'll watch the segment when it goes up.

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[Lock Jaw]

The exact moment his heart breaks

[Sixx]

Stop fucking crying for attention already.

Shit is boring as fuck. Fuck your retarded threads "waah, waah, delete my account".

I told you this already, you want gone - open that change password thing, bash your stupid face against the keyboard and save it. Problem solved.

[Savio]

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Fandango and Karl Anderson?

[Dark One]

Dark One's name goes in a Raw thread title, and it reaches 12 pages.

Dark One = Ratings

[Droford]

R Truth Jericho Enzo and Gargano vs Cass KO Goldust and Ciampa

[Sixx]

God, I stopped commenting on stuff you post, but this literally makes me mad.

Someone buy me a ticket to Kansas or wherever the fuck owen resides so I can download child pornography on his computer so the FBI secures it.

[slik]

how the fuck is this uncensored on USA?

If it's at night Cable can get away with a lot more than it used to. I watch a lot of the FX Network and almost anything goes in a lot of their shows.

[Triple A]

I guess Bo Dallas will at least get more TV time but just gonna be a jobber "lackey" still... too bad!

[slik]

Carmella excited on Twitter about the new evil Cass


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Preach, baby!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ <a href="https://t.co/tXaxfntSRb">https://t.co/tXaxfntSRb</a></p>&mdash; Carmella (@CarmellaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/CarmellaWWE/status/877005557248479233">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Tom Guycott]

So many first ever champions on the RAW roster.

1. TJP - Cruiserweight Champion.
2. Seth Rollins - NXT Champion.
3. Finn Balor - Universal Champion.
4. Rhyno and Heath Slater - Smackdown Tag Team Champions.


Just catching up on RAW, and as such, this thread, so if this has come up already... sorry, not there yet...

So anyway, is WWE just retconning champions now?

I mean, if TJP is the "first ever Cruiserweight Champion", how does that explain <s>Sugar Shane</s> <s>Hurricane</s> Gregory Helms being the longest reigning (and technically final one, since they didn't really have a division at that point)? Did someone use a TARDIS or DeLorian?!? And he was Cruiserweight Champion. I double checked that I didn't confuse it for the Light Heavyweight Championship, with which TAKA was the first.

Why bother having people hold a belt for longer than someone they want to scrub from the history books (like when, for example, Boobs Bella arbitrarily was Diva's Champ longer than AJ Lee simply because "fuck CM Punk's wife") when they can just exercise the option to pretend it never happened in the first place?

[Droford]

Carmella excited on Twitter about the new evil Cass


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Cass has to show up and beat up Ellsworth tomorrow night

[Tom Guycott]

Neville with his slouch of villiany looks amazing

The King of the Cruiserweights in that chair looks like a cover of a Conan graphic novel. Needs to steam HHH's PPV attire and throne and just sit on the ramp for EVERY Cruiserweight match he isn't in.

[Tom Guycott]

Bo Dallas looks like a mini Adam Bomb

Yeah, he *does* look like he's cosplaying half of Kronik.

[RP]

Enzo worked that tear up like a champ.

[Tom Guycott]

I don't know what it is exactly about Strow-man, but anytime I see him, I think of Von Kaiser from MTPO.

[Tom Guycott]

Miz Bear and Maryse Bear?

Bears gonna make out now?

"If it doesn't work on a bear, you don't do it in the ring." -Daniel Bryan

Guess that isn't just for matches...

[Tom Guycott]

THE BEAR COMMUNITY?

I think it's safe to say Vince has no idea what that means.

I would guess it was slipped in there to see if he can get away with saying it.

[Simple Fan]

Raw was good tonight. Miz with Axel and Dallas should be good. Strowmans return was awsome and I wasn't expecting it. Not sure about splitting Cass and Enzo but Cass did a great promo.

[Tom Guycott]

Revival still has TOP GUY shirts

[DAMN iNATOR]

how the fuck is this uncensored on USA?

Doesn't matter the way it used to...FCC has gotten a lot more lax when it comes to previously bleeped words that had to be all the time. Now, those words aren't even bleeped out, provided it's after like 10PM EST or something.

[Tom Guycott]

How does Corey Graves know more than Angle?

I like how he "knows people" and "has sources". Kinda like asking Barney Stinson what he does for a job ("Haha... please.")

I actually hope they never explain his sources. He's the one who gets word on a debut, or an NXT call up, or reveal footage. Bonus points if they give him the Michael Tarver treatment and have him appear randomly backstage talking to various people... not even the focus of the promo.

Have him occasionally excuse himself from the announce table (not every week, but often enough). He's just behind the interviewer and talent talking to a stagehand or an EMT guy or someone who doesn't have a match that week just long enough to make you be like "Why is Corey Graves...?" and before you finish thinking about the question, the segment is over.

[Tom Guycott]

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Welp, speaking of... looks like a good spot to call Gargano up into.

[Tom Guycott]

Doesn't matter the way it used to...FCC has gotten a lot more lax when it comes to previously bleeped words that had to be all the time. Now, those words aren't even bleeped out, provided it's after like 10PM EST or something.

Time is a funny thing. Remember when movies coming on like NOW would have stupid edits like the word "laid" being backmasked? And even with all that, they still couldn't been shown in the day without being hacked all to hell- in spite of USA constantly showing Friday the 13th flicks and such on the weekends.

[Triple A]

Doesn't matter the way it used to...FCC has gotten a lot more lax when it comes to previously bleeped words that had to be all the time. Now, those words aren't even bleeped out, provided it's after like 10PM EST or something.

The FCC doesn't regulate cable TV also. Just "over the air" broadcast channels.

So there is no govt-imposed censorship on cable... that's why they can say fuck and stuff. They just mostly decide not to because advertisers want to advertise on "family-friendly" stuff

[Sepholio]

Shit I remember being in another country once and there were mad cuss words on tv. I was like wtf. Then after the nighttime news at like 10, there was suddenly hot bewbz on tv. It was crazzzzzeeeeeeee man. I was always under the impression that America had the most foul stuff on tv.....turns out were tame af.

[drave]

Shit I remember being in another country once and there were mad cuss words on tv. I was like wtf. Then after the nighttime news at like 10, there was suddenly hot bewbz on tv. It was crazzzzzeeeeeeee man. I was always under the impression that America had the most foul stuff on tv.....turns out were tame af.


Definitely. When I lived in Germany, at 10PM there were titties all over the place. Basically a series of 10-15 second commercials trying to get you to text/call porn lines.

In between those commercials, there were naked bitches dancing to awful Euro music.

[Big Vic]

"If it doesn't work on a bear, you don't do it in the ring." -Daniel Bryan

Guess that isn't just for matches...

Miss SMS... was my fav WWE show at one point.

[drave]

Watching this now on Hulu.....

Bray Wyatt continues to be made into a bitch.

[Evil Vito]

It seemed weird otherwise that Kurt Angle boldly said he'd solve the case and by the end of the show it was essentially;

"Alright Big Show did you do it?"
"No, and fuck you for asking by the way."
"What about you The Revival, did you do it?"
"Nah. See ya!"
"Well shit, gee guys I'm really stumped."

Just made Angle look absolutely useless I thought.

[Evil Vito]

Anyway I'm intrigued to see what they do with Cass, but I hope he doesn't go full Shad Gaspard.

[GD]

He looks like an oversized Edge. Which is a good thing.

[drave]

How long till Enzo is future endeavored?

Orrrrrr, will he be sent to 205 live?

[Big Vic]

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[Destor]

Splitting up the tag team is bad for both of them. Really bad.

[Big Vic]

There's still good money in Enzo, Could do well on 205 Live.

[Destor]

There's money in the team...

[drave]

I'm with Destor on this one......

Doesn't feel like either of them "ventured into singles" competition enough to really justify the split. I mean, why even do it in the first place? Enzo will get destroyed by Cass, and it doesn't even feel like a match that "needs to happen" or "MUST SEE".

I dunno, seems wank. Then again, most decisions the past 2-3 years have kinda sucked.

[drave]

I think Cass can go, but other than being cocky heel #123445532465, what does he have going for him? I see him being overexposed and the universe souring on him before the end of the year.

Follow that up with a "reunion" for the team once both their singles careers bite it.

[Big Vic]

I think Cass will end up doing well for himself. Pretty sure Vince will "Roman Reigns" him after his heel stint is through. there is a reason this was put on last instead of Joe/Roman/Braun

[Destor]

Cass is over because Enzo has the best Ricky Morton in 20 years

[drave]

Yes, now curtain jerkers versus closers makes the future of a star.... :|


Fact is, he will do as well as creative writes for him. If they "got nothin" then he "gets nothin".

He has the big man look, obviously, but beyond that he has shown nothing. His heel promo on Monday sounded VERY scripted, as if he was reading it. He needs to work on that if he is going to go anywhere.