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Big Cass is such a good heel
I hope they make up every week and he lays out Enzo time after time again. battered wife syndrome
Theo Dious
06-26-2017, 09:42 PM
ENZO TRIED TO DIVE OFF THE STAGE TO ESCAPE! WHAT AN ACT OF COWARDISM!!!
Waited till they got up the ramp perfect!
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:43 PM
https://thebigvalbowski.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/edgeface.gif?resize=402%2C226
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:43 PM
As much as it would be "going backwards", them "working it out" would have been "interesting" too......
Like it would "add a dimension" to their team, that they could "fight and argue" so badly but then "come back with a stronger bond"......
Something that's never really been done where people "work through their issues" with their words or whatever......
I really can't belive WWE is dumb enough to make this a throwaway match they are even promoting it like a big fight
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:45 PM
What match?
Not paying attention......
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 09:46 PM
This Cass-Enzo feud is exactly what the WWE wishes the Braun-Reugns feud would have been.
Cass right now is a bigger heel than Braun because he's getting legit boos for attack Enzo who is a legit fan favorite face.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:47 PM
This Cass-Enzo feud is exactly what the WWE wishes the Braun-Reugns feud would have been.
Cass right now is a bigger heel than Braun because he's getting legit boos for attack Enzo who is a legit fan favorite face.
Wait. What.
Braun isn't a heel...
Raw's Lord and Savior:
http://i.imgur.com/2KzCiBe.jpg
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:48 PM
Cass threatening Graves was cool
I feel An Enzo and R Truth team on the rise.................
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:49 PM
The Architect Kingslayer Man Seth Freakin' Rollins
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:50 PM
I feel An Enzo and R Truth team on the rise.................
Only after several months of teasing a team together.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:51 PM
Oh god damn it...
I don't have enough GIFs for this Raw.
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Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:51 PM
If the inevitable Wyattference and promo is as bleak as I think, please send up the LUNCH signal.
Going to ration until then.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:52 PM
Without looking at Wikipedia, can someone tell me what Curt Hawkins' finisher is?
Only after several months of teasing a team together.
Except that by then no one will care
Droford
06-26-2017, 09:52 PM
Raw and SD need a trade
Cass for Ellsworth
Carmella gets her BF and Enzo gets a new tag partner
Without looking at Wikipedia, can someone tell me what Curt Hawkins' finisher is?
Heatseeker top rope elbow drop
I think
I predict Bray Wyatt decisively looses his feud with Seth Rollins
Droford
06-26-2017, 09:54 PM
Without looking at Wikipedia, can someone tell me what Curt Hawkins' finisher is?
Roll over and play dead
Reigns, Enzo, Bray... please..leave television.
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 09:55 PM
After what happened last week, Bray rambling another creepy/cryptic promo and not beating the crap out of Rollins is just a big waste of time right now.
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:55 PM
Without looking at Wikipedia, can someone tell me what Curt Hawkins' finisher is?
The "Lie on Your Back for the Count of Three"
It's not very effective.
So Bray Wyatt is spooky Curt Hawkins
They even have the same shtick
Run their mouths about being unstoppable/great then step into the ring and lose
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 09:56 PM
lol at Kurt and his phone
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:56 PM
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I would give anything if Samoa joe was always just lurking far behind Paul heyman like far enough to be blurry but you know its him
owenbrown
06-26-2017, 09:58 PM
I was hoping USA would have pulled the plug on tonight's Raw after that debacle with Lavar Ball earlier
Should have known WWE would fuck up Angle's return. This Graves/Angle/Cass/Enzo thing is dogshit.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 09:59 PM
Should have known WWE would fuck up Angle's return. This Graves/Angle/Cass/Enzo thing is dogshit.
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Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:00 PM
lol at Angle spinning the three numbers and it doing absolutely nothing
https://media.tenor.com/images/48b24105b33b96aad079978f579f3744/tenor.gif
You continue to post your gifs but don't quote me, dark fool.
https://media.tenor.com/images/48b24105b33b96aad079978f579f3744/tenor.gif
Its just that Jinder Mahal is not involved in any way,shape or form so that automatically makes it crap
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:02 PM
Here's to hoping this is a ninety minute brawl.
Shisen Kopf
06-26-2017, 10:02 PM
omg calm down it's not that big of a deal
Vince probably found him entertaining until the n word got dropped and said "eh, we better stop this, get out there Dean"
Wish they would say nigga more on rasslin. Would love it if they had an all black rassle ppv called NiggaMania.
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Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:05 PM
slik
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Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:06 PM
F*** The Revival for breaking that up
Savio
06-26-2017, 10:06 PM
The http://www.couponaholic.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/totinos-party-pizza-pepperoni.jpg clutch!
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Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:07 PM
Joe can literally never lose to anyone other than Brock ever again after this build. Jesus.
DAMN iNATOR
06-26-2017, 10:07 PM
OMG, I just had the most frightening realization: BROCK'S A TOMATO! :eek:
I should have DVRd and finished the last 2 eps of GLOW.
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:08 PM
The cock-in-a-clutch
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 10:08 PM
This might be the best Lesnar feud build since .... ummm it might actually be the best one of his return run after thinking about it. Shame its likely just going to be thrown away at some b-level ppv instead at bigger event like SummerSlam.
Droford
06-26-2017, 10:08 PM
Wish they would say nigga more on rasslin. Would love it if they had an all black rassle ppv called NiggaMania.
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Droford
06-26-2017, 10:10 PM
F*** The Revival for breaking that up
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Droford
06-26-2017, 10:12 PM
Lince Dorito
How many matches has this 3hr wrestling show had
Shisen Kopf
06-26-2017, 10:13 PM
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NiggaTaker lmao
slik
Please change this thread title to "THE Official RAW Thread 6/26/2017: BECCCKKKKYYYYYYY.....and other things. "
done!
I could root for NiggaTaker for sure.
DAMN iNATOR
06-26-2017, 10:14 PM
Seriously?! Just as they're promoting GBoF, Google sends me a notification that Jerry Lee Lewis has a new album out?!
Fuck it, I give up on life in general.
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:14 PM
Tozawa should be eating that hot dog.
#BringBackFatTozawa
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:15 PM
Seriously?! Just as they're promoting GBoF, Google sends me a notification that Jerry Lee Lewis has a new album out?!
Fuck it, I give up on life in general.
R.I.P. DAMN iNATOR
Droford
06-26-2017, 10:15 PM
Seriously?! Just as they're promoting GBoF, Google sends me a notification that Jerry Lee Lewis has a new album out?!
Fuck it, I give up on life in general.
Three Basketball Balls show up and the PPV is sponsored by rocketball...WWE likes Balls
DAMN iNATOR
06-26-2017, 10:16 PM
Night-night, Sensei Dorito.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:16 PM
slik
Please change this thread title to "THE Official RAW Thread 6/26/2017: BECCCKKKKYYYYYYY.....and other things. "
done!
Thank you for appropriately recognizing another of my great contributions to this forum.
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Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:19 PM
Tozawa has whole blood-feud with Brian Kendrick because he didn't want him as a mentor........ he then goes and accepts Titus O'Neil as a mentor.
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 10:20 PM
Titus could probably work out well as an unofficial GM for 205 Live. Be delusional enough to think the division is completely part of his Titus Brand company and start making matches that could generate him the most money and exposure.
Half of these pages don't count for RAW due to Becky being on the Smackdown Live Grade A show brand.
Droford
06-26-2017, 10:23 PM
Big Poppa Strowman is your hookup
Droford
06-26-2017, 10:24 PM
I suddenly want Strowman to steal Steiners gimmick
My Final Heaven
06-26-2017, 10:25 PM
Maybe Enzo will secretly go on the Vince McMahon "Icopro" Supplement Plan, and turn into The Enzocredible Hulk. He'll come out, be a couple inches taller and about 50 pounds heavier than Cass, who'll be all like
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/44/cf/d8/44cfd84a5207fc6e75a65d54c31c7895--road-runner-looney-tunes.jpg
It'd be like one of those old Charles Atlas comic book ads with the guy getting sand kicked on him.
Feel asleep for an hour. Paul Heyman was nice enough to wake me up.
I wish they would have filmed Goldust on the Walk of Fame while they were in LA...have him interact with the crazies dressed as Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, etc...
Film him interviewing tourists or trying to break into Jimmy Kimmel or something...
Film him by the Hollywood sign...
DAMN iNATOR
06-26-2017, 10:27 PM
Three Basketball Balls show up and the PPV is sponsored by rocketball...WWE likes Balls
Needs more of this guy:
MqNjUSOTITc
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:28 PM
Needs more of this guy:
MqNjUSOTITc
You mean the Zombie?
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Great Balls of Fire feels like the most effort they have put into a show since WrestleMania
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:31 PM
Great Balls of Fire feels like the most effort they have put into a show since WrestleMania
It feels like Vince McMahon was sitting around smoking cigars and eating steak wraps with other millionaires and got bet he couldn't give a Pay-Per-View an all-time worst name and find a way to get people to have to CONSTANTLY refer to it in a historical context.
Bliss is getting so good at talking.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:34 PM
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thinking of joke about a 'hugging gimmick' from GLOW r/n
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 10:35 PM
Legit going to laugh if the Gauntlet match somehow ends in a draw or no contest. Should be a new thing by the WWE where they come up with new ways of creating ties for matches that shouldn't have them.
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:36 PM
Oh god.
Another Bayley vs Nia Jax match to start...
I've been saving this big gun for the bleakest timeline... God save us all.
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Droford
06-26-2017, 10:40 PM
RIP bayley
Oh god.
Another Bayley vs Nia Jax match to start...
I've been saving this big gun for the bleakest timeline... God save us all.
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SHES A WITCH!
SHES A WITCH!
You can't touch your tongue to your snotrils?
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:44 PM
They should push Mickie James with a win over Nia Jax
Droford
06-26-2017, 10:46 PM
Dana Brooke is a ninja now
Dana reminds me of a PS2 era Mortal Kombat character. I dig it.
Wonder how gassed Nia is feeling right now.
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:46 PM
RIP Dana
Dark One
06-26-2017, 10:47 PM
Oh god.
Another Bayley vs Nia Jax match to start...
I've been saving this big gun for the bleakest timeline... God save us all.
https://archive-media.nyafuu.org/asp/image/1480/29/1480295802398.gif
I knew I shouldn't have burned this before Jax vs Brooke.
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 10:47 PM
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Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 10:47 PM
I hope Emma doesn't get squashed like Dana
Sasha gonna find a way to die in this match.
I still can't believe Awesome Kong is Welfare Queen.
Nia's probably a sweet person but godamn she can't throw a punch I wish she was Kharma.
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WWE is totes taking advantage of the GLOW buzz.
Just wanna point out that Kharma was a big gal but her matches were never slow and lumbering
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 11:02 PM
Considering how meaningless the earlier matches were, should have just made Sasha-Nia a #1 contenders match and save the rest of the division from being squashed.
Just wanna point out that Kharma was a big gal but her matches were never slow and lumbering
Welfare Queen*
DAMN iNATOR
06-26-2017, 11:03 PM
So how long till Alexa shows up and costs Sasha the match?
owenbrown
06-26-2017, 11:04 PM
dammit
owenbrown
06-26-2017, 11:04 PM
I am so bored of Sasha
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:05 PM
Kurt gonna turn heel on Sasha right now
Angle Slam
How long til Asuka shows up and starts kicking peoples faces in
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:06 PM
And the winner of the match...... BECKY LYNCH!!!!!!!!!!!'s former partner
Emperor Smeat
06-26-2017, 11:07 PM
Umm did Booker get cut off in the middle of a word?
Dark One
06-26-2017, 11:07 PM
And the winner of the match...... BECKY LYNCH!!!!!!!!!!!'s former partner
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Dark One
06-26-2017, 11:08 PM
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Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:08 PM
Tuning into this Ride Along, I guess
owenbrown
06-26-2017, 11:08 PM
How long til Asuka shows up and starts kicking peoples faces in
hopefully soon
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:10 PM
Nia Jax/Corey Graves/Tom Phillips making fun of Byron Saxton
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:19 PM
Corey Graves revealing he gave himself a Prince Albert (piercing)
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:21 PM
Byron Saxton stalking Nia Jax apparently
Lock Jaw
06-26-2017, 11:22 PM
Nia Jax calling Byron Saxton on speakerphone and it is the weirdest/creepiest thing
Triple A
06-26-2017, 11:40 PM
Fell asleep
Vastardikai
06-26-2017, 11:56 PM
Based on the last two weeks of writing for him, he should change his intro to...
"I'm Enzo Amore. I'm a Certified Bitch, and a Bonafide Dumb Ass, and You Can't. Teach. That!"
Dark One
06-27-2017, 12:05 AM
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Dark One
06-27-2017, 12:11 AM
Nia Jax/Corey Graves/Tom Phillips making fun of Byron Saxton
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Bad News Gertner
06-27-2017, 12:49 AM
Big Baller Brand motherfucker
Dark One
06-27-2017, 01:44 AM
Big Baller Brand motherfucker
#RicherThanLockjaw?
DaveWadding
06-27-2017, 02:22 AM
I'm terrified that I have tickets to RAW next week when the booking seems to be a giant dumpster fire every week.
Bad News Gertner
06-27-2017, 02:44 AM
I hope that segment was what gets Kevin Dunn fired
Why do you hate black people?
Bad News Gertner
06-27-2017, 02:44 AM
#RicherThanLockjaw?
It's the only gear I rep
SlickyTrickyDamon
06-27-2017, 02:45 AM
I'm terrified that I have tickets to RAW next week when the booking seems to be a giant dumpster fire every week.
Get drunk off your ass and get a Lyft/Uber home. Does Joey Roxer still do that?
Bad News Gertner
06-27-2017, 02:48 AM
LaVar Ball is seriously the greatest thing ever. If he became a regular on Raw I'd start watching again.
drave
06-27-2017, 01:44 PM
Wait.... there were mentions of racism and Dunn getting fired. WTF happened?
Emperor Smeat
06-27-2017, 02:27 PM
One of Lavar Ball's sons uttered the N-word twice although more in a joking matter and WWE started to cut the mics for the segment shortly afterwards. Didn't even bother to show any replays of the segment during the night nor any more possible brand promotion for the Balls.
Probably were also meant to be guest commentators for the 6-man tag match afterwards but that got yanked as a result.
Cool King
06-27-2017, 04:10 PM
• I've been meaning to ask for a while now, but I thought Elias Samson was supposed to be a drifter, because of his nickname being "The Drifter". He was living up to that nickname when he began appearing on Raw, but it seems that since he began having matches, he's no longer a drifter and he's just some guy with a guitar and that's his gimmick.
He has a guitar and tries to sing a song but he can't as he's always interrupted.
It's like they've taken the concept of The Rock's concerts during his heel run in 2003 and severely diluted it and gave it to Samson to have as a gimmick.
• I like this reinvented Goldust. Having his own cameraman is good too and I expect that in the future we'll see "Goldust Cam" during his matches or whatever you want to call it. I was expecting a match but a beatdown is ok I guess.
• Who the fuck are The Ball Family and why are they so annoying?
• Curtis Axel gets a match.
This is all good. Hopefully he can get the Tag Team Championship with Bo sometime down the line.
• I don't think I've waited so long for someone to attack a friend after acting like everything is ok. I knew it was coming but the wait felt so long.
It's good though.
I'm really looking forward to Cass on his own after all this with Enzo is through.
• Curt Hawkins had a match.
Thank God.
We need more Hawkins. (preferably winning)
• The Gauntlet Match was actually alright. Nia Jax looked great during it but the fact that she lost at the end via a shit submission after dominating from the beginning and Banks selling being so fucked up that she could hardly do anything, just doesn't make much sense to me.
I can't remember the last time a Raw Women's Championship match didn't involve either Charlotte, Banks or Bayley. Has there even been a title match since the brand split that hasn't involved any of those three? It seems that matches for the Raw Women's Championship always has to involve at least one of them and at this stage, I find it really boring, repetitive and unimaginative.
I was really looking forward to Bliss/Jax as it would have been a refreshing change and different from what I've seen since the brand split when it comes to the Raw Women's Championship.
Instead, we get Sasha Banks having yet another title match. If she fails in winning the title over the next few months, then I'm expecting Bliss to defend against Bayley again.
DAMN iNATOR
06-27-2017, 06:07 PM
One last thing on my part: as if the Ball Family interview segment wasn't bad enough, why did they give Lonzo Ball, who was introduced seperately, such a shit theme? Made me so mad that during it, I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
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