Great BALLS of FIRE --- Official Thread --- 7.9.17

[slik]

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Universal Title: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Samoa Joe
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Ambulance Match: Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman

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Tag Team Title 30 Minute Iron Man Match: Cesaro/Sheamus (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

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RAW Women's Title: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks

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Grudge Match: Enzo Amore vs. Big Cass

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Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt

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Intercontinental Title: The Miz (c) vs. Dean Ambrose

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Cruiserweight Title Kick-Off Match: Neville (c). Akira Tozawa

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[slik]

I will be in attendance and will share a pic or two + crowd reactions.

:)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Looks kinda underwhelming on paper, Joe/Brock and the Ambulance match aside, which hopefully will see Braun murder Roman...that match could really use Epic Beard Guy as special ref/enforcer/ambulance driver (#TOPICAL:shifty: ) but whatever.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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sEc5J9RMJHg :shifty:

[slik]

‪Big line to get into the American Airlines Center - zero Roman Reigns shirts spotted so far, lots of Balor Club though!‬

[slik]

Someone please embed for me:


https://twitter.com/thekentonlane/status/884178791035281408

[drave]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm here!<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEGBOF?src=hash">#WWEGBOF</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GreatBallsOfFire?src=hash">#GreatBallsOfFire</a> <a href="https://t.co/V5kUi5BGQB">pic.twitter.com/V5kUi5BGQB</a></p>&mdash; Kenton Lane (@TheKentonLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKentonLane/status/884178791035281408">July 9, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Blonde Moment]

The Miz / Dean Ambrose needs to end tonight.

[RP]

Looks like Monday Night Raw to me.

[slik]

Yeah, they are using the RAW set.

Lots of 'Woooos' and a huge 'Roman sucks' chant just broke out

[slik]

Dana Brooke just walked by, she looks awkward in person

[slik]

Another Roman sucks chant, going to be a loooong night for owenbrown's sworn enemy

[ClockShot]

Dana Brooke.

You able to snag a picture/autograph?

[RP]

Renee is look extra sex tonight.

[slik]

Nah Clockshot, she was headed to the Kickoff panel

[Ruien]

Should I reup for this? Braun is back so that's like 100000% increase in awesomeness. Who is Bliss going against?

[ClockShot]

You talking about network?

[Ruien]

Ya.

[Emperor Smeat]

Who is Bliss going against?
Sasha

[RP]

Should I reup for this? Braun is back so that's like 100000% increase in awesomeness. Who is Bliss going against?

My penis

[RP]

poor Cruiserweights.

[Evil Vito]

WTF @ Cruiserweight Title match being bumped to the pre-show

[ClockShot]

Meh. Your choice.

Just be advised it came out that WWE user information was discovered to be accessible to anybody. Be careful if you're going to use a credit card or whatever.

Originally Posted by PWI
Forbes is reporting that earlier this week Bob Dyachenko, from the Kromtech security firm, told Forbes he'd uncovered a huge, unprotected WWE database containing information on more than 3 million users, noting it was open to anyone who knew the web address to search. Looking at samples of the leaked information provided by Dyachenko, all data was stored in plain text.

The data included home and email addresses, birthdates, as well as customers' children's age ranges and genders where supplied, and was sitting unprotected on an Amazon Web Services S3 server. Dyachenko believes that the database was misconfigured by either WWE or an IT partner. WWE told Forbes that they were investigating the situation.

It wasn't clear which department put the information there but there was a lot of social media attached to the user accounts.

Once notified about it on July 4, WWE moved the database.

They quoted a WWE spokesperson as saying:

"Although no credit card or password information was included, and therefore not at risk, WWE is investigating a vulnerability of a database housed on Amazon Web Services (AWS), which has now been secured. WWE utilizes leading cybersecurity firms Smartronix and Praetorian to manage data infrastructure and cybersecurity and to conduct regular security audits on AWS. We are currently working withAmazon Web Services, Smartronix and Praetorian to ensure the ongoing security of our customer information.”

[drave]

WTF @ Cruiserweight Title match being bumped to the pre-show

This has happened nearly all year.....

[RP]

Neville has a little exrtra bronzer on his chest.

[drave]

Meh. Your choice.

Just be advised it came out that WWE user information was discovered to be accessible to anybody. Be careful if you're going to use a credit card or whatever.

Seeing as though that data was from subscribers a while back, Ruien's info has a very high chance of being there already, anyway.


No financial info was revealed.

[Triple A]

Still feel surprised and annoyed every time they go to a commercial in the middle of Kickoff show matches...

[RP]

I just checked. It says.

Ruien- Gay for sure- Hope he unsubs

[Emperor Smeat]

Still feel surprised and annoyed every time they go to a commercial in the middle of Kickoff show matches...

On the bright side, at least they don't do it during the actual events themselves.

[slik]

Weird finish

[slik]

Should I reup for this? Braun is back so that's like 100000% increase in awesomeness. Who is Bliss going against?

Yes because Brock/Joe

Sasha

[slik]

Here we go!

[Dark One]

Don't worry everyone. I am here.

Ratings will be through the roof for this thread.

[KIRA]

It would've been a treat if the presenter was unable to get through saying "Great Balls of Fire" without laughing his ass off

[KIRA]

Balls Vision

[Droford]

Samoa Joe needs to blind Brock with an old school fireball

[Dark One]

Really hope Joe wins tonight just so people will be forced to continually mention his Universal Title run beginning at THE FIRST EVER GREAT BALLS OF FIRE PAY-PER-VIEW

[Theo Dious]

WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE FIRST EVER WWE COCK AND BALLS PPV!!!

[KIRA]

Corey Graves acknowledging Wyatts being unable to back up his words by winning matches

[Emperor Smeat]

One of the German commentators looks like Jack Gallagher

[KIRA]

Seth Rollins likes really shitty music

[Triple A]

i hate bray wyatt

[DAMN iNATOR]

Samoa Joe needs to blind Brock with an old school fireball

Also acceptable: A Ken-style Hadouken.

[DAMN iNATOR]

i hate bray wyatt

You could actually see him mouthing a spot to Seth @ the corner...SMH...

[Evil Vito]

This has happened nearly all year.....

I realize this but Neville has been absolutely killing it of late. Poor guy.

[Heisenberg]

Great Balls of Fire

[Triple A]

This feels like a house show match

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wish they'd let Seth go back to the Curb Stomp...Pedigree too derivative of Triple H and Rainmaker Knee just looks dumb.

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Career Record: Bray Wyatt<br><br>WIN: 182 (29.55%)<br>LOSS: 424 (68.83%)<br>DRAW: 10 (1.62%)<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEGBOF?src=hash">#WWEGBOF</a> <a href="https://t.co/0UGpNWrrRt">pic.twitter.com/0UGpNWrrRt</a></p>&mdash; pwstream (@pwstream) <a href="https://twitter.com/pwstream/status/884082017784254464">July 9, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

This has been my favorite commentary team for Monday Night RAW in quite a while.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Great Balls of Fire

Goodness gracious, H-Berg's here! 🔥😱🔥

[slik]

Clean win for Bray!

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Career Record: Bray Wyatt<br><br>WIN: 182 (29.55%)<br>LOSS: 424 (68.83%)<br>DRAW: 10 (1.62%)<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEGBOF?src=hash">#WWEGBOF</a> <a href="https://t.co/0UGpNWrrRt">pic.twitter.com/0UGpNWrrRt</a></p>&mdash; pwstream (@pwstream) <a href="https://twitter.com/pwstream/status/884082017784254464">July 9, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Jesus Christ :nono:

[KIRA]

183

[Heisenberg]

my WWE Network must be behind, damn this

[Dark One]

If Bray Wyatt can win, then Samoa Joe can too.

THERE IS HOPE

[Droford]

Really?

[Evil Vito]

Only 242 more wins and Bray Wyatt will have a winning record.

[Droford]

If Bray Wyatt can win, then Samoa Joe can too.

THERE IS HOPE

Only 1 fat guy can win so..no

[KIRA]

Maybe cheating on his wife with Jojo was the answer I mean it skyrocketed Edge

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Bray won another important ppv match this year.

[#1-norm-fan]

K now Bray Wyatt push for realz this time.

[Dark One]

Matt Hardy gets huge pops for just using any adjective or an adverb even without the actual gimmick.

Living the dream.

[Droford]

Was expecting "and we break...balls"

[Heisenberg]

Oh shit, I didn't know about this tag match IRON MAN super smash box office hit monkey movie

[Dark One]

DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAK?

https://i.giphy.com/media/3oz8xHsTAQ38XD08OQ/giphy.gif

[KIRA]

Anybody gotta stopwatch for this match?

[slik]

Let's go Big Cass!

[KIRA]

LMAO at the music for this promo

[slik]

The couple sitting next to me are having a fight.

[Emperor Smeat]

For a team Cole claims was "promising" for RAW's tag division, WWE sure as hell didn't book them like one majority of the time.

[slik]

They aren't speaking and one of them stormed out and just came back

I wish they'd leave!!!

[KIRA]

Oh god I can see him and his alliance with R-truth

[Dark One]

Oh god I can see him and his alliance with R-truth

They would make literally a billion dollars off of merch.

[KIRA]

That dead silence for Frank Sanatra is because your audience is southern and most of them are 11.

[slik]

Jesus this is longer than the match will be

[Evil Vito]

Enzo will be Cass' manager within 2 years with all of this having been forgotten about.

[Dark One]

Jesus this is longer than the match will be

Gotta play to your strengths man.

[KIRA]

He may dress like an idiot but the man can cut a promo

[Jordan]

Jesus, that was one of the worst promo's I've ever herd.

[Emperor Smeat]

Very passionate pre-match speech by Enzo prior to his upcoming destruction.

[DAMN iNATOR]

New theme for Cass, new tights...RIP Enzo. :(

[Triple A]

Cass heel theme doesn't seem very good

[KIRA]

That generic music fits the generic big man that is Big Cass

[A.J.K]

Cass heel theme doesn't seem very good

eh, give it time. Could be worse.

[Evil Vito]

Big Cass is only 100 pounds heavier than me despite him being 7' and me being 5'8". Fuck. Time to do a DDP yoga sesh during this PPV.

[DAMN iNATOR]

We may all have to turn ourselves in to our local PD tonight after the show because I'm pretty sure we're witnessing legalized murder.

[Heisenberg]

That's right Booker T, fuck those neighbors, they can't win tag matches to save their measly asses

[Emperor Smeat]

That generic music fits the generic big man that is Big Cass

WWE should rename him as El Genrico Dos since the other one has been missing for years.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, that was one of the worst promo's I've ever herd.

It got much better once he stopped constantly talking about "That's Life".

[Droford]

Its a shame they can't do a charisma transplant from Enzo to someone who could actually use it

[A.J.K]

Should rename him El Genrico Dos since the other one has been missing for years.

I think he died from a package piledriver, and Repo Man took his mask.

[rez]

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[KIRA]

That win was by far the shocker of the night

[Evil Vito]

Balls.....had Big Boot in Tipsters but then changed it to East River Crossing not sure if the boot would be his actual finisher.

[#1-norm-fan]

HEAT

[Droford]

WWE 24 presents 30 seconds of Dixie carter

[Dark One]

I don't think I'm ready for Vince McMahon to talk about Kurt Angle breaking his heart by leaving.

[Dark One]

Fully prepared to cry like a bitch watching that.

[Dark One]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c78449da4694722fbacc699177c6b50d/tumblr_o9vgi27py31u1ljrzo2_540.gif

[KIRA]

This makes it seem like the company doesnt activly push its wrestlers to preform injured and it was all Kurts doing that he transformed into bizzaro Kurt while in TNA

[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty sure there's been a 30 minute iron man match for the tag titles before. I remember it involving London and Kendrick I think.

[Evil Vito]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let this match lead to the start of Broken Matt

[Triple A]

Have a "Pavlovian" negative reaction every time I hear Cesaro and Sheamus's theme

[#1-norm-fan]

2-2 tie?

[KIRA]

Does WWE need to acquire a driving themed sponsor every year for this ppv?

[A.J.K]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let this match lead to the start of Broken Matt

He showed a little bit of Broken Matt in that promo. That would be DELIGHTFUL!

[Dark One]

Have a "Pavlovian" negative reaction every time I hear Cesaro and Sheamus's theme

Are you sure that's not just because you're brown and sirens are and should be terrifying to you?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ceasro's Bond-esque entrance would be a lot cooler with a different theme. Same for the setup into Sheamus' theme

[A.J.K]

Ceasro's Bond-esque entrance would be a lot cooler with a different theme. Same for the setup into Sheamus' theme

his Malenko-like music would be perfect honestly.

[Evil Vito]

Sheamus and Cesaro have been one of my favorite things since the start of the brand split, which is impressive considering how bored I was of their feud over the first few months of it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL HOLY SHIT

[Droford]

Lol

[Droford]

Matt Hardy just got Daniel bryaned by Sheamus

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God. This is gonna be one of THOSE multi-fall matches where falls happen at a nonsensical rate.

[KIRA]

Why isn't that always Sheamus first move?

[Dark One]

At least that's a new way to score an early fall rather than a stupid rollout or random dropkick for a pin three minutes in.

[KIRA]

Are you sure that's not just because you're brown and sirens are and should be terrifying to you?

Or he hates Europeans

[Emperor Smeat]

Think that was the same way the first fall in the Best 2-of-3 happened.

[Droford]

For tipsters purposes I hope that's the only fall

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh God. This is gonna be one of THOSE multi-fall matches.

A "You have infinite signatures and finishers, so spam the shit out of the Y/Triangle button!" match?

[#1-norm-fan]

At least that's a new way to score an early fall rather than a stupid rollout or random dropkick for a pin three minutes in.

Yeah. Still remember that HHH-Rock iron man match where falls were happening via DDT. lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

Booker doesn't believe The Hardys can score 1 point in 25 minutes. :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Booker T just totally depressed all of the Falcons fans who had finally gotten over the Super Bowl.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, in case of a tie, do Cesaro & Sheamus retain or do they go to Sudden Death OT?

[Dark One]

Also, in case of a tie, do Cesaro & Sheamus retain or do they go to Sudden Death OT?

Whatever WWE feels like.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Whatever WWE feels like.

Which is precisely why I asked. I'd really have liked some sort of pre-match announcement but without it, I feel forced to assume that a tie is a draw in the record books and Cesaro & Sheamus retain.

It's not too much to ask, IMHO, for a little clarification.

[slik]

‪This woman behind me keeps screaming 'Brother Hero'.‬
‪ ‬
‪Delete Her.‬

[#1-norm-fan]

Is there a "rest period"? Does the guy get the chance to stand up after a fall?

[Droford]

This shoulda been an hour

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is there a "rest period"? Does the guy get the chance to stand up after a fall?

All valid and relevant questions.

[#1-norm-fan]

Booker T FAT SHAMING Jeff Hardy.

[Droford]

Booker T FAT SHAMING Jeff Hardy.

He's not the Fatt hardy

[Dark One]

This shoulda been an hour

I mean, to me, it certainly feels like it's been an hour.

[Emperor Smeat]

If this ends 3-2, going to be funny the deciding fall would have been by count-out. Same way the Best 2-of-3 ended assuming it happens.

[Dark One]

Also, in case of a tie, do Cesaro & Sheamus retain or do they go to Sudden Death OT?

Whatever WWE feels like.

Which is precisely why I asked. I'd really have liked some sort of pre-match announcement but without it, I feel forced to assume that a tie is a draw in the record books and Cesaro & Sheamus retain.

It's not too much to ask, IMHO, for a little clarification.

My bad. I forgot...

If history is any indication, in the event of a tie, they become a four-man team.

[Droford]

They should do one of these where someone wins 6-1 and its not even close

[DAMN iNATOR]

My bad. I forgot...

If history is any indication, in the event of a tie, they become a four-man team.

Sweet. I've been a hoping for a 4MB stable. :shifty:

[Droford]

Sweet. I've been a hoping for a 4MB stable. :shifty:

Hardy Bar bar bar

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hardys will probably get within 1 and have the old trope where a pin or submission is about to score for them to tie but the clock hits :00 a split-second before.

[#1-norm-fan]

They should do one of these where someone wins 6-1 and its not even close

I can see why they don't do it but it would be good to make these a little less predictable. They could possibly do like... a 3-0 where the guy behind goes apeshit, gets a chair or something and just spends the last couple minutes getting DQed. Would be a good way to show "anything can happen" in an iron man match while distracting from how anti-climactic the ending is.

[Droford]

http://i.imgur.com/uo9ELgb.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also could be tied with time winding down and one side, likely Cesaro & Sheamus get a pin/submission to go ahead right at :01 or :00.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have thought by now WWE would have fixed Cole's headset or at least get him a new one. Too many weeks in a row where his headset messes up at random points.

[RP]

http://i.imgur.com/uo9ELgb.gif

Looks like he's there with his boyfriend.

[slik]

Ref you suck chant

[Droford]

Wait.
What
That was 3

[slik]

Hardy's are the most over in the arena tonight so far

[#1-norm-fan]

Was the crowd just chanting "Matt, you suck!"?

[#1-norm-fan]

Ref you suck chant

Oh

[DAMN iNATOR]

WAITAMINUTE, WAITAMINUTE...did Cole just say "3 Minutes"?!

ILL3xhnzcC4

[#1-norm-fan]

Oof. What happened to Matt??

[Droford]

Busted Matt hardy

[Evil Vito]

The problem with an Iron Man match is that nearly always gonna come down to the final minute....so before it even starts you already know there's no real reason to invest in anything before that.

[RP]

How did Matt get busted open?

[Emperor Smeat]

Soo close to ending in a tie.

[Dark One]

Ed Sheeran very disappointed out in the crowd.

[GD]

How did Matt get bloodied?

[rez]

gaw damnit

[RP]

Matt is broken now

[Emperor Smeat]

Oof. What happened to Matt??

Think he took a knee to the face when he did the moonsault.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The problem with an Iron Man match is that nearly always gonna come down to the final minute....so before it even starts you already know there's no real reason to invest in anything before that.

💯

[RP]

MATT IS BROKEN!

[Dark One]

Looks like Matt is trying REAL HARD to use this as the catalyst to be broken regardless of what the plans/lawsuits actually are.

[Triple A]

I enjoyed that match!

[RP]

THAT NUGGA MATT HARD IS BROKEN YA'LL!

[#1-norm-fan]

In Rusev's country, flag sets YOU up in corner.

[DAMN iNATOR]

PLEASE let this be the last Miz v. Dean match ever, forever.

[Emperor Smeat]

I enjoyed that match!

Yeah it was pretty good overall. The "Its like a Best of 7" comment by Booker when it was 3-3 was pretty cool.

Too bad the WWE probably not ending the feud anytime soon which would have made Booker's comment perfect.

[rez]

Go Bliss

[RP]

Looked like Matt headbutted Sheamus on that double top robe move.

[Sepholio]

PLEASE let this be the last Miz v. Dean match ever, forever.

It will be the last miz vs dean match before the next owens vs zayn match.

[Evil Vito]

I hope Alexa pulls out Sasha's weave.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ladies and gentlemen, your WWE PPV Rosetta Stone moment of the night.

[slik]

Both ladies are super over in the live arena

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, ring announcer watching Alexa make her entrance is NOT IMPRESSED :|

[RP]

Alexa looks like she's on her period.

[#1-norm-fan]

They're really pushing the fact that Alexa Bliss is the only woman in HISTORY to have held the Raw and Smackdown women's title...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait, did Alexa just ask the ref to get Sasha off?

#THATSNOTPG

[RP]

When Alexa Bliss's ass bounces off that second rope..

[Triple A]

gross @ Matt Hardy's blood stains in the ring

[Dark One]

Using that sweet double jointed trick again.

[RP]

DAFUQ!

[#1-norm-fan]

Sasha apparently didn't see when Alexa did that before. Scout your opponent.

[Savio]

They don't watch SDL

[Droford]

Using that sweet double jointed trick again.

It looked worse this time

[Evil Vito]

I was watching Alexa on Up Up Down talking about her love for video games and making loads of nerdy comments....she's fucking perfect

[RP]

Bliss gonna have a nip slip soon

[DAMN iNATOR]

gross @ Matt Hardy's blood stains in the ring

Didn't notice that...seems VERY unsanitary to not use a solution to clean it out at least, if not switch out the mat outright between matches.

#THATSNOTOSHA

[#1-norm-fan]

Didn't notice that...seems VERY unsanitary to not use a solution to clean it out at least, if not switch out the mat outright between matches.

#THATSNOTOSHA

You think Matt's got the AIDS?

[KIRA]

Sasha's Chiropractor just looking at her match cackling with glee.

[slik]

‪Someone trying to start a 'Great Ovaries of Fire' chant.‬

‪Not going well.‬

[Evil Vito]

I feel like we ought to hoist Buddy Murphy on our shoulders for finding a way to win Alexa over.

[DAMN iNATOR]

RP hasn't posted since Sasha grabbed Alexa by her bottoms..hmm...:shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of funny Sasha does the Kinshasa or something very similar as a regular move when Nakamura has it as his finisher.

[Droford]

Wouldn't Sasha foot on the ropes break her own hold?

[RP]

RP hasn't posted since Sasha grabbed Alexa by her bottoms..hmm...:shifty:

I thought they were coming down.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I thought they were coming down.

Almost, man...almost.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

HEEEEAT!

[DAMN iNATOR]

OF COURSE...that match shaping up to be the best of the night so far and then that BS happens.

Fuck you, Vince.

[rez]

aw yis. the goddess still the champ

[KIRA]

Enough of this bullshit when is Mickie James getting her shot

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Playing Alexa's music. Weird.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Sasha won a singles ppv match.

[Savio]

lol at that reaction kick from Bliss

[DAMN iNATOR]

aw yis. the goddess still the champ

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, FIVE FEET OF FURY!

[KIRA]

Yet Roman and Braun needed all the padding in this world for their bump this past Monday

[Savio]

Sasha's knees are prob broken.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... commercials??? lol

[Evil Vito]

Stop advertising SmackDown! You're supposed to be competing dammit!

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, wait... is Titus O'Neal a face??

[Savio]

Titus a face now?

[KIRA]

.......I couldve sworn Titus brand was a heel gimmick....it still reads like one

[Dark One]

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[#1-norm-fan]

.......I couldve sworn Titus brand was a heel gimmick....it still reads like one

I thought so, too. Thought his pairing with Crews was just meant to be an "awkward coupling" thing and he'd either turn on him or Crews would turn heel. But now he's managing another face.

[DAMN iNATOR]

PISS BREAK MATCH!

[Evil Vito]

I like Titus being a face. He's super likable. He's just a shit wrestler who hasn't approved in 7 years on the main roster. Much better in a managerial role.

[rez]

Dean shoulda came out with 2 homeless guys by his side

[Emperor Smeat]

Bo looks really out of place in the Miztourage. Everyone has fancy looking attire while Bo looks like someone who just arrived from a Guns-n-Roses concert or some random biker plucked from the streets.

[#1-norm-fan]

Miztourage. Ridiculous. Just call them "The Entourage".

[slik]

Someone embed plz.

https://twitter.com/thekentonlane/status/884228405851553793

[#1-norm-fan]

Bo looks really out of place in the Miztourage. Everyone has fancy looking attire while Bo looks like someone who just arrived from a Guns-n-Roses concert or some random biker plucked from the streets.

Maybe they're going for a "rough and tough bodyguard" thing?

[KIRA]

I like Titus being a face. He's super likable. He's just a shit wrestler who hasn't approved in 7 years on the main roster. Much better in a managerial role.

This is all true except he's so damn huge. Managers to me at least, are tiny weaselly fucks or whatever Lana was.

[RP]

I really think there was some real heat between Bliss and Banks. The way Bliss came out she looked annoyed. And at the very end, Banks stomps on her stomach and Bliss kicks at her. Not sure if anyone caught that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Miztourage. Ridiculous. Just call them "The Entourage".

No more " ridiculous " than Damien Mizdow IMHO.

[My Final Heaven]

I can see Enzo joining the Titus brand, just to have 2 big black dudes to back him up against Cass

And I want to see how Enzo & Titus would play off each other

[GD]

I don't think I care enough for this Intercontinental Championship bout.

[Droford]

Dean shoulda came out with 2 homeless guys by his side

Roman and Seth?

[KIRA]

Maybe they're going for a "rough and tough bodyguard" thing?

They'll never live up to the Legacy of J &J security

[DAMN iNATOR]

I really think there was some real heat between Bliss and Banks. The way Bliss came out she looked annoyed. And at the very end, Banks stomps on her stomach and Bliss kicks at her. Not sure if anyone caught that.

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[Evil Vito]

Imagine going back to 2010 when Wade Barrett still looked like he'd get a WWE Title run and telling people that not only would get never get a World title run but that Heath Slater, Husky Harris, and Michael McGilicutty would all outlast him on the roster.

[#1-norm-fan]

No more " ridiculous " than Damien Mizdow IMHO.

That ridiculous name was necessary and it worked because it was good/funny. There is no reason for this stable to have that name.

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...boring ass match...just end already.

[KIRA]

Imagine going back to 2010 when Wade Barrett still looked like he'd get a WWE Title run and telling people that not only would get never get a World title run but that Heath Slater, Husky Harris, and Michael McGilicutty would all outlast him on the roster.

And of those 3 Heath Slater would be the most over

[DAMN iNATOR]

That ridiculous name was necessary and it worked because it was good/funny. There is no reason for this stable to have that name.

None whatsoever. I mean, its not like they're Miz's entoura -- WAIT...

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone embed plz.

https://twitter.com/thekentonlane/status/884228405851553793

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[DAMN iNATOR]

I guess "Mizfits" was a ridiculous name to call his fans, too. :roll:

[rez]

If Bo and Bray were to team up, it'd be like undertaker/biker taker lite

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: another "ref you suck" chant

[#1-norm-fan]

None whatsoever. I mean, its not like they're Miz's entoura -- WAIT...

Yes... The Miz ENTOURAGE. That's a fine name. "Miztourage" sounds retarded. lol

[RP]

Bray Dallas

[Evil Vito]

That was actually bad placement by the ref. You're supposed to be in a spot where you can naturally see the guy's foot on the ropes....dude needed to arbitrarily turn around right in the middle of the count to see the rope break.

[#1-norm-fan]

Every match tonight has been HEAT-tastic.

Brian Alvarez just shot his TV.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bo did something really important for once. That's worth a victory lap for him.

http://i.imgur.com/W0ltT1K.gif

[RP]

That cant figure out what Bo Dallas's character is.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yes... The Miz entourage. That's a fine name. "Miztourage" sounds retarded. lol

Nah. It flows/rolls off the tongue better..."Miz entourage" sounds very cumbersome/tedious to say.

[Evil Vito]

Heels have won everything so far, which means Vince definitely thinks a Reigns win would give the crowd a moment to cheer.

[rez]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Nah. It flows/rolls off the tongue better..."Miz entourage" sounds very cumbersome/tedious to say.

... I'm saying just call it "The Entourage". lol

Not everything needs to be "branded". Especially when WWE is only creative enough to just combine two words together and call it a day.