Official SmackDownLIVE! Thread - hosted by Rez!

[rez]

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[Savio]

This is the SDL thread :cool:

[RP]

We have bigger things to deal with. Paige was taken advantage of and ended up eating cum off her championship belt.

[slik]

Should be a good show!

[rez]

snoochie boochies

[ClockShot]

So, let's get started with that title change.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Savio]

Feel like every SDL superstar is in the intro.

[rez]

So, let's get started with that title change.

I agree

[rez]

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[Emperor Smeat]

I give it about till end of the year before the WWE loses interest in building the US title's "prestige" again.

[ClockShot]

So here in Smackdown bizzaro world, we have a mid-card guy holding the top title. And a top guy holding the mid-card title.

Not knocking Jinder or anything. But this is just crazy.

[ClockShot]

And I totally knew Cena was coming out.

[rez]

Oohhh Owens so going to interfere.

[Savio]

For some reason I thought Eric Rowan would come out.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

JBL talking this match up too much.... gonna end like two minutes in via interference.....

[slik]

Styles vs Cena, here we go!

[rez]

and.....RAW opened with some generic 7 footer running his mouth or something? i forget?

[slik]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/35acbbdea0bc4b8e4bfb7ebbdb3cbda5/tumblr_n2z2t94utj1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

[Lock Jaw]

JBL made it way too obvious this wasn't hppening....

[rez]

We care, Cartman. We care.

[ClockShot]

Tag team sense is tingling.

[Lock Jaw]

Tag Team match playa!

Holla holla

[KIRA]

Oh what a shocking turn of events its Kevin Owens I did not see that coming.

[rez]

Dig Rusev's new look. No wonder Lana married him! Just needed a little snip here and snip there like the beast.

[Lock Jaw]

A good start to the AJ Styles US title open challenge

[Savio]

Holla holla holla!

[Emperor Smeat]

Not even the first day and the Styles US Open Challenge series ended in failure.

Styles should have went with Bryan's idea instead for a series even if it might not be PG.

http://i.imgur.com/PKTxjZy.gif

[KIRA]

Wait a minute playa!

[KIRA]

Is it bad that I forgot that Baron Corbin is holding that berifcase

[Lock Jaw]

Shocking tag team match booked!

[rez]

HERE THE CHAMP COMES!

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, uh, huh, huh

[Savio]

Is it bad I forget Jinder is WWE champ?

[rez]

Two Americans, One Bulgarian, and Four Canadians..what a diverse start to SDL

[slik]

Tye Dillenger about to meet his Indian maker

[Lock Jaw]

Feels like forever since I last heard Tye Dillinger theme.....

[Savio]

Tye getting punished?

[rez]

+ 1 more Canadian. They're finally invading.

[KIRA]

SING THE PRAISES OF YOUR CHAMPION YOU DEGENERATE,AMERICAN COW-EATING SCUM!

[Lock Jaw]

Smackdown really Canadian-heavy

[Savio]

Damn canucks

[rez]

If Lance Storm had a personality, he could be SDL! GM.

[Savio]

Tye in the dog house

[Savio]

"you guys don't like me because I'm different, blah blah blah"

[GD]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/35acbbdea0bc4b8e4bfb7ebbdb3cbda5/tumblr_n2z2t94utj1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

I've felt Punk's sweaty body when he was crowd surfing at a house show during his first reign as WWE Champion.

[Lock Jaw]

I was willing to give Jinder a chance, but he is still not good in this role. I think it would be good if he was doing this with the US Title.

[Savio]

Shane McMahon: "Jinder, you are not bringing the Punjabi Prison next week, it costs $75,000 to move that thing"

[DAMN iNATOR]

If Lance Storm had a personality, he could be SDL! GM.

Did you miss his entire Sept. 2003-April 2004 run? Ya know, with the party guy gimmick and wacky theme and everything?

idv5kYW1RQQ

[rez]

Did you miss his entire Sept. 2003-April 2004 run? Ya know, with the party guy gimmick and wacky theme and everything?

idv5kYW1RQQ

Completely. :|

[Emperor Smeat]

I was willing to give Jinder a chance, but he is still not good in this role. I think it would be good if he was doing this with the US Title.

They rushed him too soon into a main event spot role. He's decent overall but really needs new material for promos since he basically says the same thing each week.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if arena janitors hate Big E for the mess he makes each week due to poor cereal eating habits.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Completely. :|

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[Savio]

Wait Wale had an nWo wolfpac shirt? lol

[rez]

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STOPYELLINGATME

[DAMN iNATOR]

STOPYELLINGATME

WHOSYELLING?!

[Evil Vito]

Shit forgot all about SmackDown, was watching the ASG

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Lana somehow won the Fatal 5-way match.

[rez]

Please bring Bliss back

[Savio]

Ellsworth is like the #2 guy on SDL, bring him back.

[ClockShot]

Renee with the business casual going on.

I like.

[rez]

Renee with the business casual going on.

I like.

Keep your dirty eyes off her

[Savio]

Nakamura entrance seems so off now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Corbin's "fade to black" entrance would be a lot better if the WWE tweaked the bottom screen to only start blacking out once the top screen was done.

[rez]

Well...probably going to have to get the network back to watch that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Still funny Tamina's entrance theme is just her name being played over and over again.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

How long til Nakamura is jobbing to Curt Hawkins?

[Emperor Smeat]

Legit thought Tamina was going to do a springboard dive to break the Figure 8 attempt. Almost looked like she was getting into position to do so before backing off.

[rez]

GLOW!

[RP]

Not watching tonight because USA is a mess on my cable network.

[rez]

SEXY FASHION RANGERS

[Emperor Smeat]

Ryder still pissed Mojo didn't give back his Battle Royale powers and luck.

Going to be dumb if Mojo ends up being the one who actually attacked the Fashion Police.

[Savio]

The truth is not "H" lol

[rez]

Fashion Police need a spin off movie.

[Triple A]

Damn just woke up

Watching now I guess

[Triple A]

Didn't really feel that interested in watching tonight anyway... seems like not a lot of other people did either based on thread... Do many others in the world also feel the same and will the ratings be down a lot???

[rez]

Damn just woke up

Watching now I guess

I challenge you to a sleep off.

[rez]

The show started out strong enough but then they didn't want SD to dominate so it went sleeper.

[Triple A]

"you guys don't like me because I'm different, blah blah blah"

Damn did they just have him give his same exact speech again... Why the hell do they do that... Why would they make him do the same exact thing for like 4 months in a row... Ruined him tbh

[DAMN iNATOR]

THE POWAH OF TOZAWA!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Daivari showing TURRIBLE phone etiquette...:nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

Damn did they just have him give his same exact speech again... Why the hell do they do that... Why would they make him do the same exact thing for like 4 months in a row... Ruined him tbh

Guess Vince and Jinder liked the first one soo much, they decided to keep it for every week now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Anyone else watching 205 LIVE?

[rez]

The pony Kira isn't going to like this negative Jinder talk.

I'll only tolerate it to a point.

[rez]

Anyone else watching 205 LIVE?

I'd rather get hard for GFW

[rez]

Anybody buy anything from Amazon Prime Day? I bought one of the puck sized Alexas for the bathroom.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLDQ

[DAMN iNATOR]

Interesting match...Swann v. Mario Connors, whoever he is.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Welp, rando guy loses.

[DAMN iNATOR]

TJP wants to try to beat rando in 1/2 the time Swann did. :lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

3:49 Swann's time...TJP gotta win in 1:54.5

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL...28 seconds. :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Alexander pulled a Reigns by physically incapacitating Dar out of pure rage.

Alicia is going to finish the job if Dar doesn't stop trying to piss her off right now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

#WTFOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX @NoamDar?! :eek::nono:

[RP]

PM me as spot on P0kerGO.

[RP]

Do it

[Big Vic]

Anybody buy anything from Amazon Prime Day? I bought one of the puck sized Alexas for the bathroom.
I got an Solar panel phone charge and a plastic growler.

[Volare]

After watching the highlights....Naomi's "glow" belt looks pretty sweet.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sad that between SDL/205 LIVE, and Talking Smack last night we couldn't even hit one fucking page by the end of last night (100 PPP FTW, BTW). I think it really speaks to the downslope in quality of recent shows, and if they aren't careful, SDL will become the 'B'-Show.

[Tom Guycott]

I give it about till end of the year before the WWE loses interest in building the US title's "prestige" again.

Around the time they arbitrarily throw all their energy behind another title's focus. Maybe the UK Championship.

[rez]

They'll continue to treat the US title at a high level as long as Jinder is champion. #vincelogic

Compete with Global whatever wrestling in India while keeping the USA!! crowd happy. derp

[Ruien]

Sad that between SDL/205 LIVE, and Talking Smack last night we couldn't even hit one fucking page by the end of last night (100 PPP FTW, BTW). I think it really speaks to the downslope in quality of recent shows, and if they aren't careful, SDL will become the 'B'-Show.

SDL became the B show like a month or two ago.

[Evil Vito]

I still enjoy SmackDown more than Raw. Better all-around roster IMO, and 2 hours is far more palatable.

I just don't post during shows as much anymore. No longer have my desktop computer in the same room as my TV and I'd rather not stay glued to my phone.