OFFICIAL RAW Thread - 7.17.17- DALE NEWSTEAD KILLED POIT

[RP]

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[slik]

This Kurt 'angle' has everyone curious...it's true, it's damn true

[slik]

My gut is Dixie, Steph....or Bayley or Gable about to get a new daddy

[Lock Jaw]

It's me

[rez]

the whole thing is a swerve. it'll be announcing benjamin back and angle gonna give him preferential treatment

[RP]

I bet it's just something to do with the 2k18 .

[rez]

by swerve i meant the butt sex

[ClockShot]

Has there been a Braun sighting at Raw?

[rez]

sticking it to SDL! the bastards

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle">@RealKurtAngle</a> reveals that he blew up <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon">@VinceMcMahon</a>'s limo <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/886992830555709440">July 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Where's Braun?

[Savio]

Has there been a Braun sighting at Raw?

You think Kurt was talking to Braun on the phone?

[Frank Drebin]

WHERES THE PYRO?? I QUIT

[Dark One]

2017's version of this:

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[Lock Jaw]

Kurt booking RAW to build up to his personal matters

[ClockShot]

You think Kurt was talking to Braun on the phone?

I think Kurt was talking to nobody on the phone.

[rez]

http://www.pwmania.com/wp-content/gallery/kurt-angle-wife/002.jpg

It's going to come out that Jinder and Kurt are bro in laws..oh wait, wrong show.

[Dark One]

WHERES THE PYRO?? I QUIT

If OssMan wasn't already dead, this lack of pyro would have killed him.

[ClockShot]

So Elias Sampson should get a full song in tonight since they're in Nashville, right?

[RP]

I feel a 3-man Tag match PLAYAAA

[Dark One]

Let's be real guys.

Kurt Angle is going to reveal that he was speaking to his parallel universe version, Bizarro Angle, who is going to star as the villain in the movie The Marine 6: Universes Collide.

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[Evil Vito]

I don't think Raw has been too bad the last couple of weeks but tonight is almost worth watching just to see if it answers the question posed in Arrested Development

".....her?"

[Emperor Smeat]

WHERES THE PYRO?? I QUIT

Kurt's secret is that he used up the entire year's worth of pyro budget for his July 4th party.

[Savio]

Ambrose should turn heel on Seth

[ClockShot]

STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Give him two arms to cling to.

[RP]

This is heartwarming

[ClockShot]

Don't.

[Dark One]

Wait.

Character development and advancement on Raw?

What year is this? Where am I?

[rez]

Are Dean and Ed Sheeran related

[RP]

LOL

They have no idea what they want Bo Dallas to look like. It's hilarious.

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins/Ambrose reunion as faces way more captivating than Rollins/Reigns face reunion (which was pretty much just "hey we're both good guys now, let's fight Owens/Jericho 70 times in a row")

[Lock Jaw]

People actually chanting for Roman

Roman prob sitting backstage like "whatever"

[slik]

Every RAW starts w a Dean Ambrose promo...he's the new Steph/HHH

[Dark One]

People actually chanting for Roman

Roman prob sitting backstage like "whatever"

Like that time that the authority spent like five minutes beating the shit out of Ambrose backstage on the Tron while Roman just kind of stood in the ring.

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna be some tag team division match next now

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: a tag match not happening next.

[Lock Jaw]

Did they really have to use Orton's line about "punishing Jinder's ass" in the Punjabi Prison as part of the Battleground commercial............

[Dark One]

"She made that kid cry."

Perfect.

[RP]

I would eat Alexa Bliss's pussy to get muscular dystrophy

[Frank Drebin]

thats a terrible time for a commercial

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE made every match with a champion for the title, they'd quickly get rid of their bad habit of champs suffering countless non-title losses and the very lazy way of setting up actual title matches.

[Frank Drebin]

"She made that kid cry."

Perfect.

Sasha did it first
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[Frank Drebin]

If WWE made every match with a champion for the title, they'd quickly get rid of their bad habit of champs suffering countless non-title losses and the very lazy way of setting up actual title matches.

How else are they supposed to fill a 5 hours a week and 87 ppvs a year??

[RP]

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[Frank Drebin]

Still feel bad for Alexa for having to go through with and carry that entire "This is your life" segment from weeks ago.

[slik]

giving the kid the shirt was the most likable thing Bayley's done on RAW tbh.

[Frank Drebin]

ITS BOSS TIME, LOCK JAW!!

[KIRA]

It official baliy can sell an injury better than Roman Reigns

[owenbrown]

goddammit

[Evil Vito]

Wonder if the announcers ever get tired of needing to feign shock at a champion losing in a non-title match.

[Frank Drebin]

Wondering if too much damage has already been done to Bayley.

[RP]

Alexa was smiling during that pin

[Dark One]

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[Lock Jaw]

Frank Drebin, did I just step into a time machine to a few months ago?

Bayley feuding with Alexa, beating her in non-title matches, with the help of Sasha Banks who is feuding with Nia Jax (who is helping Alexa Bliss)

[KIRA]

C'mon just one more swift kick to Matt Hardy's head

#weneedhimbroken

[Savio]

Women's division seem so boring

[ClockShot]

C'mon just one more swift kick to Matt Hardy's head

#weneedhimbroken

I think it's going to take a lot more than that.

[RP]

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[Lock Jaw]

The way to earn a title shot:

Beat the champ in a Tag Team Match to earn a one on one non-title match.

Beat the champ in a non-title match.

[Lock Jaw]

Those Dastardly Authority Heels.......

[ClockShot]

The way to earn a title shot:

Beat the champ in a Tag Team Match to earn a one on one non-title match.

Beat the champ in a non-title match.

Know the Batista/Konami Code.


Fixed.

[KIRA]

They have really had a time milking Conner's death for all its worth

[Dark One]

They have really had a time milking Conner's death for all its worth

Hey man, Triple H doesn't let you pin him for free.

[Frank Drebin]

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All time fav right there. Wish she'd do it again once in a while.

[Emperor Smeat]

So when Kurt Angle reveals he was actually the Gobbledy Gooker in 1990, will he finally get around to punishing Reigns for the attempted murder of the Savoir of RAW ... Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuun Strowman?

[ClockShot]

This could have all been prevented Kurt, IF you didn't use social media.

[Savio]

Kurts dick pics are about to leak

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt sounding so insincere when saying he appreciates Corey Graves friendship

[rez]

Graves/Angle sex tape

[Dark One]

Kurt Angle 100% gay lovers with Luther Reigns during Luther's short stint on Smackdown back in like 2003.

[KIRA]

I just keep going back to Steph saying the WWE will have LGBTQ storylines and then this Kurt Angle tease.

They are doing a terrible job is what I mean

[A.J.K]

Anyone like Titus as a manager?

[Dark One]

If i doesn't turn out that Chad Gable is the son of Kurt Angle and Alundra Blaze, this story was a waste of time.

[ClockShot]

I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

[slik]

Ariya is finally on RAW!

[Savio]

Brian Kendrick needs a bigger role

[ClockShot]

Anyone like Titus as a manager?

WWE missed their opportunity with the LaVar Ball guy.

[KIRA]

Anyone like Titus as a manager?

Personally no he's too big

[owenbrown]

The Brian Kendrick in action next!

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[A.J.K]

Brian Kendrick needs a bigger role

He Honestly would be better off without the Cruiserweight division and find a team, if Paul London didn't have heat with vince, Londrick would make the Tag division better.

[Emperor Smeat]

For something that probably shouldn't have worked this well, the Titus Brand stuff recently has been very entertaining especially for 205 Live.

[ClockShot]

Oops. They forgot to change the ropes.

[KIRA]

Really good cover by Corey Graves

[KIRA]

Oops. They forgot to change the ropes.

WE'RE CUTTIN COSTS!

[ClockShot]

That was a lame tag match.

[Droford]

Oops. They forgot to change the ropes.

Must have ran out of purple duct tape

[Droford]

I wonder if they will do XX live after Raw (women's wrestling show)

[KIRA]

AAAND there's your Cruiserweight fix for the night

the way this division has been cut down from the CWC is astounding

[slik]

no purple ropes = budget cuts

#FireJBL

[KIRA]

I've almost given up hope WWE will address Roman trying to murder BRUAN! So I'm holding on to hope that Stroman comes out in the ME rips off Reign's arm and beats him to death with it.

[Dark One]

Bitches love Enzo Amore.

[slik]

just spotted Kurt's wife Giovanna in the front row...

[ClockShot]

Where's this going?

[Lock Jaw]

To Enzo getting beat up

[Triple A]

Watching now... Mom called me on a video chat thing... Had Raw on mute... seems like Enzo has been talking for like 8 mins

[Emperor Smeat]

Between Ambrose-Rollins stuff and Enzo's promo right now, WWE filling out a lot of forgotten backstory tonight for RAW.

Enzo explaining the origins for why his tag finisher was just him being used as a weapon gives some closure to that mystery.

[Droford]

If only there was a Talking Championship

[Lock Jaw]

Big Cass very generic new music.......

[Emperor Smeat]

Big Cass' new entrance theme is terrible

[Triple A]

Really need to give him a new theme... jobber ass theme

[ClockShot]

Babe in the front row.

[ClockShot]

Braun vs. Big Show was a collision.

Big Cass vs. Big Show will be the equivalent on a fender bender.

[KIRA]

"gently pushing Big Show into the post" is more like it

[KIRA]

Cass is gonna be useless if /when Drew McIntyre gets back to the main roster

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo probably forgot he doesn't get paid for the week unless he gets his weekly beating spot.

[Savio]

I'd like to see Cass tell the crowd to shut up to get more heat on him.

[ClockShot]

Balor vs. Sampson.


Where are we here, part 10?

[Theo Dious]

RO-MAN'S MAN BUN
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
RO-MAN'S MAN BUN
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
RO-MAN'S MAN BUN
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

[Lock Jaw]

I like that Enzo didn't try to fight Cass himself again..... maybe shifting to manager?

[Shisen Kopf]

I miss the pyro. This sucks. Unwatchable.

[Droford]

I miss the pyro. This sucks. Unwatchable.

Maybe they'll cut costs so much they'll do away with 90% of the lighting and it'll look like shows from the 70s

[KIRA]

YES GOD!

Time to drift

[Emperor Smeat]

What was the point of doing the chair decision and promo earlier in the show if Ambrose and Rollins still don't like and trust each other.

[KIRA]

Finn Balor I love him but he is a COCKSUCKER for ruining this song

[ClockShot]

Finn still gets his fog.

[GD]

So RAW has the first Universal Champion - Finn Balor, Cruiserweight Champion - TJP, Smackdown Tag Team Champions - Rhyno and Heath Slater, and RAW Tag Team Champion - Kurt Angle.

[KIRA]

Finn still gets his fog.

Its not expensive foggers its just the standard shitty one middle school plays have and guys holding crates of dry ice

[Droford]

Corey Graves is Kurts Son

[KIRA]

Anyone notice Seth lost twice to Bray then just turned his attention to Miz

[Droford]

Guitar shot in Nashville lol

[Theo Dious]

VINTAGE HONKY TONK

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch. That guitar shattered the hard way instead of the "never drew a dime" Jarrett way.

[Lock Jaw]

Next week: Elias Sampson gets a new gimmick because it is too expensive to buy him a new guitar.

[Dark One]

Elias Samson going to start calling people Slapnuts

[ClockShot]

About fucking time Samson Double J'd someone with that guitar.

[KIRA]

Meanwhile at home Jeff Jarrett smashes his guitar into his tv because he thinks he started that trend.

[Dark One]

Ouch. That guitar shattered the hard way instead of the "never drew a dime" Jarrett way.

Yeah, he got Matt Hardy'ed real bad.

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[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt going back to his Finn feud

[Theo Dious]

Oh God dammit now Bray is gonna satisfy himself live on TV.

[KIRA]

Is Bray trying to tell us Finn Balor gives him a boner?

[Evil Vito]

I feel like I should be excited for Wyatt/Balor, but knowing that Wyatt's promos mean literally nothing kinda takes the steam out of it for me a bit.

At least it'll be a logical way to bring back Demon Balor.

[Dark One]

Oh God dammit now Bray is gonna satisfy himself live on TV.

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[A.J.K]

Is Bray trying to tell us Finn Balor gives him a boner?

Can't Really blame him.

[Droford]

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Lolz

[Theo Dious]

#suckitdoublej

[A.J.K]

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Lolz

:rofl:

[slik]

Dixie is cumming

[A.J.K]

Dixie is cumming

Danger, Danger , Danger , Danger , Danger Danger

[Emperor Smeat]

I feel like I should be excited for Wyatt/Balor, but knowing that Wyatt's promos mean literally nothing kinda takes the steam out of it for me a bit.

At least it'll be a logical way to bring back Demon Balor.

Maybe from the Rollins feud, WWE is finally adding some bark to Bray's promos.

Agree on Bray being the perfect one to have the Demon persona re-debut after the debacle of how it was handled the first time for RAW.

[Evil Vito]

Bayley/Sasha is gonna end in a double pinfall to the surprise of nobody.

[RP]

I bet Sasha gives some of the greatest blowjobs of all time.

[RP]

Oh look a 5 way womans match.

[KIRA]

Maybe with the Rollins feud, WWE is finally adding some bark to Bray's promos.

Agree on Bray being the perfect one to have the Demon persona re-debut after the debacle of how it was handled the first time for RAW.

I'll still hate it if Balor's demon ends up having his name scribbled all over his body like a possessed 5yr old

[Shisen Kopf]

Who is this Jap in the ring? He's like a retarded Tajiri

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Sasha gives some of the greatest blowjobs of all time.

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[Shisen Kopf]

Bray Wyatt reminds me of half of the old farts down here who go to outside tiki bars at 2pm and play Jimmy Buffet on the juke box

[rez]

Production cost saving...bringing Dixie in. Makes sense.

[rez]

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[Shisen Kopf]

They should only have 2 turnbuckles to cut costs. Why does it need 3? Waste of money

[Emperor Smeat]

With Ariya Daivari dedicating this match to an Olympic medalist, what if Kurt's secret was he never actually broke his freakin neck winning gold for the US.

[Evil Vito]

I'm glad they didn't feel the need to switch to purple ropes in the middle of Raw. Progress.

[Shisen Kopf]

I have a feeling Kurt's announcement means thst Hornswoggle will be back

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that was stupid.

[KIRA]

They should only have 2 turnbuckles to cut costs. Why does it need 3? Waste of money

I say they freeze the LED lights whoever is out first we're just stuck with their entrance

[Dark One]

I'm glad they didn't feel the need to switch to purple ropes in the middle of Raw. Progress.

Should help a ton with show flow, because now they can go straight into Cruiserweight segments instead of having to buffer the match on both ends with video package or long backstage promos.

[Lock Jaw]

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH?!

Kurt loves R-Truth

[KIRA]

Tozowas SHOULDER PAIN:ah ah ah AH AH AH

[slik]

Is Kurt f***ing Dixie or does he have a bastard son...or BOTH

[Dark One]

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[tman220]

Kurt will announce that he will wrestle again...makes sense with the 2k18 game.

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt loves Milhouse

[tman220]

it's a swerve. Kurt will say that he will get back into the ring

[KIRA]

Kurt will announce that he will wrestle again...makes sense with the 2k18 game.

Now that's just silly.

[owenbrown]

no pyro for Kurt Angle #fuckthiscompany

[Dark One]

Brace for crippling disappointment.

[KIRA]

Edge should be proud of the legacy he left with Kurt Angle's theme

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I have the scoop on <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle">@RealKurtAngle</a>, call the hotline now... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HolyBalls?src=hash">#HolyBalls</a>, I forgot the number. Better watch <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> instead.</p>&mdash; Gene Okerlund (@TheGeneOkerlund) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheGeneOkerlund/status/887118118530801664">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Perfect time for what chants.. fucking hell

[Triple A]

fucking idiots doing the "what" thing now

[GD]

Dub dub E!

[RP]

LMAO it must be Jason Jordan or whoever.

[Lock Jaw]

Chad Gable his son?!

[rez]

Corey?

[Lock Jaw]

My son is BRAY WYATT!

[slik]

Yep, he has a bastard child lol

[RP]

IT'S DANIEL BENOIT!

[KIRA]

Stone Cold should be ashamed of the legacy he left with those "WHAT" chants

[Crimson]

Ahahahah

[KIRA]

Jason Jordon

[RP]

lol why is this happening.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow they really did split up American Alpha.

[Evil Vito]

LMAO

[Triple A]

lol nice

[Droford]

Well there goes American Alpha

Kurt Angle...tag team wrecker

[KIRA]

yep

[Lock Jaw]

RIP American Alpha

We hardly knew you

[Shisen Kopf]

Lol

[GD]

Ahahahahhahahhahahaha

[owenbrown]

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[Dark One]

Amazing continuity by WWE.

Remember when Kurt Angle said he loved black women?

[KIRA]

Kurt has been dipping in chocolate

[Droford]

Lol This is lame

[Theo Dious]

Ok so who was calling him a disgrace?

[RP]

Theirs a lot of hugging going on right now.

[Blonde Moment]

dumbest fucking shit ever

[rez]

Gah...fuck you, Vince. fuck you

[KIRA]

Shocked guy clearly a plant

[Dark One]

Amazing continuity by WWE.

Remember when Kurt Angle said he loved black women?

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[Frank Drebin]

Fuck it. Everyone knows Jordan has the goods. Push him. AA aint doing shit in the tag division anyway on the main roster.

[Crimson]

Your future world champ Jason Jordan

[Droford]

It'd be funny if Dixie Carter still showed up

[RP]

Is he The Bastard Jason Jordan?

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder how long until the illegitimate son of Kurt Angle thing is dropped.......

[#1-norm-fan]

Cool that Jason Jordan is getting such a push (presumably).

lol @ American Alpha splitting up already though.

[rez]

If this doesn't lead to some kind of Bastard Bowl..fuck you, Vince. fuck you

[Shisen Kopf]

It should have been Hornswoggle

[slik]

Wait, that was it?!

LOL

[Evil Vito]

Pretty bummed that Alpha never really got out of the box on the main roster. Their tag title run was uneventful.

But hopefully this will lead to something good for Jordan.

I'd like to think SmackDown will get somebody in trade but more than likely they'll just not bother addressing that.

[Droford]

They need to do Jordan's theme so the crowd can chant you suck with it

[slik]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty bummed that Alpha never really got out of the box on the main roster. Their tag title run was uneventful.

But hopefully this will lead to something good for Jordan.

I'd like to think SmackDown will get somebody in trade but more than likely they'll just not bother addressing that.

Maybe it's all a ruse and Angle is just taking advantage of the little known "If a wrestler ends up being an illegitimate child of a GM, he/she is automatically assigned to that brand" rule.

[RP]

They need to do Jordan's theme so the crowd can chant you suck with it

You . suck dick.
You suck big donkey dick dick dick dick
you. suck dick.
You suck big donkey dick dick dick dick

[rez]

Break the Hardyz. Save this shit show.

[Lock Jaw]

SAY YEAH

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ummmmm..... what?</p>&mdash; Chad Gable (@WWEGable) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEGable/status/887130862181076993">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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They seem to have a thing for not telling people things lately

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd like to think SmackDown will get somebody in trade but more than likely they'll just not bother addressing that.

Watch it be something stupid like how Cena suddenly became a free agent while nobody else was for the Shakeup stuff. Took weeks for the WWE to offer a reason and even then it still made little sense.

[Droford]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Jordan

Nathan Everhart[1] (born September 28, 1988)[1] is an American professional wrestler and former amateur wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on the SmackDown brand under the ring name Jason Jordan and is one half of the tag team American Alpha along with Chad Gable, where they are the former SmackDown Tag Team Champions. Kurt Angle slept with a black woman and then Jason Jordan came out

[RP]

<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jeez!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/vEdGKzRUXG">pic.twitter.com/vEdGKzRUXG</a></p>&mdash; Amin Ajani (@AminAjani) <a href="https://twitter.com/AminAjani/status/887124139504525313">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kurt Angle during his final date with Jason Jordan's mom apparently <a href="https://t.co/co2NO5Z0Tf">pic.twitter.com/co2NO5Z0Tf</a></p>&mdash; Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheMattFowler/status/887131970655989762">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Jason Jordan's thing is he's now "gold blooded"

[rez]

i wonder what karen thinks of all this. the true reason behind the marriage problems? Jason Jordan - Jeff Jarrett. JJs.

nah this is just stupid as shit. dixie must be booking.

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">maybe i didnt make my hints clear enough. i had been trying to tell you all for a month now. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/8fC9JF6Izj">pic.twitter.com/8fC9JF6Izj</a></p>&mdash; james mckenna (@chillhartman) <a href="https://twitter.com/chillhartman/status/887130988446457857">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Apparently a guy cant make a thread about Poit's death on this forum. Fuck this shit

[Dark One]

"Any qualms with stepping into the Big Dog's yard?"

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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sitting backstage at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> on my 5yrs with <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a>... Happy Anniversary to me! ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWNashville?src=hash">#RAWNashville</a></p>&mdash; EMMA (@EmmaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/EmmaWWE/status/887137853234450435">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

If we're doing hidden family members WWE fucked up not having Darren Young come out as Cena's brother from another mother

[slik]

OH NO, I figured it out! Kurt being GM will now be a 'conflict of interest'

Sigh...welcome back Steph to weekly emasculating promos.

[Droford]

Big fight dog

[Droford]

I should go to raw next week..hmm

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE was warned that more potential superstar video and photo leaks were on the way. Jesus.</p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/887107666237173760">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Turned it off for a bit and I come back to find American Alpha broken up because of another one of Vince's bastard son storylines.

[rez]

fart music

[ClockShot]

OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH!

[slik]

I remember I was excited when American Alpha and The Revival got called to the main roster...feel like neither team has/did really anything noteworthy

[Emperor Smeat]

If Joe and Reigns were to headbutt each other, would that cancel out the move's effect for both guys?

[Dark One]

If Joe and Reigns were to headbutt each other, would that cancel out the move's effect for both guys?

Roman Reigns is only 50% Samoan. Joe wins the headbutt battle.

[ClockShot]

Jesus, Joe is sweating bullets.

[Bad News Gertner]

Did Kurt Angle and Sapphire have a son or something?

[RP]

Joe was sweating in Reigns mouth for 5 minutes.

[RP]

almost Braun time!

[ClockShot]

Gettin' close.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Emperor Smeat]

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[ClockShot]

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

[Triple A]

Triple threat @ SummerSlam I guess

[Droford]

Reigns wins via dq faces Lesnar

Joe vs Braun

[Lock Jaw]

Four Way at Summerslam I guess

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Reigns regrets trying to murder Strowman or at least not finishing the job at Great Balls.