Who dunnit?

[Big Vic]

Who will face off against "The Fashion Police" at BattleGround?

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan

[Big Vic]

Jason Jordan AND Kurt Angle?

[Evil Vito]

Harper and Rowan, reunited for the 500th time

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan AND Kurt Angle?

Jason Jordan & Hornswoggle only

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Chad Gable will join them

[Rammsteinmad]

Would be cool little nostalgia pop if it was some kind of fashion-related team (or someone who'd take issue with Breezango in a campy way) from back in the day for a one-off. No idea who it could be though. Charlie Haas and Rico? Billy and Chuck?

Fuck knows. Will probably end up being the Ascension or something disappointing like that.

[Fignuts]

Tm61 maybe?

[Big Vic]

Rico/Charlie Haas would actually be decent.

[Danny Electric]

The Body Donnas...oh wait ... Crash and Hardcore Holly...hmmm just bring out Too Cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hype Bros.

Mojo revealed he was lying and either Ryder faked being disgusted at Mojo or gets kicked out by Mojo's new tag partner.

[Ultra Mantis]

British Strong Style probably

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Ascension

[XL]

With the current rate of tags splitting up I wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out to be Breeze or Fandango themselves.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hype Bros.

Mojo revealed he was lying and either Ryder faked being disgusted at Mojo or gets kicked out by Mojo's new tag partner.

His new tag partner Enzo Amore.

[Evil Vito]

The Ascension

Unfortunately this probably is the correct answer because we can't have nice things.

[Cool King]

Scenario 1: Some heel tag team from NXT debuts.

Scenario 2: There are no opponents and Tyler Breeze attacks Fandango from behind and reveals that he was the one behind everything, because the WWE currently hates tag teams.

Scenario 3: The Ascension.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought this mystery was already solved at the last SD PPV and it was The Ascension.