BREAKING NEWS: John Cena Cologne now available at Walmart

[slik]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tapout-Victory-Men-s-Body-Spray-8-fl-oz/490525033

"A Daring, Woody Scent"


http://i.imgur.com/4pRk2EC.jpg

[Cool King]

Why does it come in a weed killer bottle?

[ClockShot]

I'm pretty sure that's just a rip off of Bod.

With the way it's packaged I mean.

[slik]

The perfect scent to help you overcome the odds

[slik]

Big Bottle John

[slik]

The cologne for your jorts enthusiast

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I used it, and women still Can't See Me! Does that mean it's working?</p>&mdash; chris greene (@MeanMisterGreen) <a href="https://twitter.com/MeanMisterGreen/status/891393388741890048">July 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Destor]

Sticky'd

[Fignuts]

lol "cologne"

basement dweller shower is more like it

[owenbrown]

why is this stickied? :wtf:

[slik]

John Cena is the biggest WWE superstar of the last decade, owenbrown.

[Shisen Kopf]

A daring woody scent. Is this for the cock and balls?

[RP]

It smells like Cena Wins

[Destor]

why is this stickied? :wtf:

So everyone will know to go out and buy some

[Shisen Kopf]

Gonna buy 16 bottles of this

[Destor]

Prob sold out already tbh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Prob sold out already tbh

Chad bought all of it.

[Tom Guycott]

This is perfect. I was wondering when an average, everyday Joe such as myself could smell like John Cena. Looks like that day has come.

[Tom Guycott]

Odd, though... using a guy with the motto of "Never Give Up" to market an expanded TapOut brand. There is some irony there somewhere. Prob'ly stuck clogged in the flying insect killer spray delivery system.