RAW IS WAR/WARZONE 7/31/99 ......OFFICIAL!

[rez]

TOOO EARLY! idiots

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[Anybody Thrilla]

That dude looks like Jason Jordan.

[slik]

– Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe in a Triple Threat Match
– Jason Jordan on Miz TV


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[Lock Jaw]

Think it is "very dumb" to do that triple threat match.

Surely they can think of a better way to build to a 4-way match than to have a 3-way match with 3 of the 4 people.

Not to mention the "anticipation" they built last week of "these monsters are going to all get in the ring with each other at the same time!" is just going to be blown this week instead of being cultivated and built to Summerslam........

[ClockShot]

I sorta kinda hope this spat between Braun & Karen Angle-Jarrett doesn't work its way over to TV.

Other than that, I'm excited tonight.

[Dark One]

Life remains meaningless.

[Volare]

I'm at work anyone not watching this on tv??

[ClockShot]

Life remains meaningless.

How so?

You have Braun in the main event against 2 Joes tonight.

Can't get better than that.

[rez]

you suck..you suck...you suck

[KIRA]

Braun fears Karen Jarrett

[rez]

Pitt is a pretty cool town...minus the Steelers and Penguins.

[rez]

with a broken freakin neck

[KIRA]

Nice Crowd I have faith RAW will kill that off quick

[Dark One]

Braun fears Karen Jarrett

I don't blame him. She's married to a dude that pulled off the greatest con in the history of the industry:

1) Start company
2) Get forced out of company, but keep a percentage
3) Start new company
4) New company flounders and starts selling gold bars to idiots on the internet
5) Old company begs your new company to work with them.
6) Old company gets bought out and you get put back in charge.
7) Old company buys your new company which is basically a webpage and some title belts.


Double J could probably find a way to convince Braun to carry a boulder up a hill, stand at the bottom, and let himself get run over by it.

[ClockShot]

Oooh. Brock's in town.

[owenbrown]

oh shit

[GD]

Whoa! Brock freakin' Lesnar :eek:

[rez]

They almost fooled me thinking we could have a short sweet intro to the show.

[GD]

Jon Jones, we coming for you...

[KIRA]

BRUAN is gonna eat Lesnar

[Droford]

they should share a glass of milk

[Dark One]

"If Reigns were to pin--say--Braun Strowman, he would win the title"

http://i.imgur.com/C6McDKX.gif

[slik]

Does anyone else want to rewatch Angle vs Lesnar from WMXIX now for some reason...

[ClockShot]

Only 1 person of the 3 is worthy of the title, Paul.

Hint: It ain't Roman.

[KIRA]

I don't blame him. She's married to a dude that pulled off the greatest con in the history of the industry:



Double J could probably find a way to convince Braun to carry a boulder up a hill, stand at the bottom, and let himself get run over by it.

Have you seen the GrappleVision video?

[ClockShot]

Brock really wants to go back to UFC?

I was under the impression he was enjoying his time in WWE.

[Emperor Smeat]

Heyman can probably save everyone 4+ hours if he spoils the rest of SummerSlam as well.

[KIRA]

BRAUN is mega over

Samoa Joe is tepid

Roman:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GD]

Shit just got real.

[Emperor Smeat]

Brock really wants to go back to UFC?

I was under the impression he was enjoying his time in WWE.

Seems he still has the itch for MMA and he's made it clear several times in the past he's only still in the WWE because Vince pays him millions to barely do anything.

[ClockShot]

Heyman can probably save everyone 4+ hours if he spoils the rest of SummerSlam as well.

Help us all out for Tipsters.

[slik]

WUT

I guess Lesnar and Cena are both leaving after SummerSlam

[Evil Vito]

Well, Heyman promo done.

Can only go downhill from here.

[Dark One]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

[Droford]

Brock will go away but hell be back for WM

[ClockShot]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

And all is well again in the Raw thread.

Congrats, brother.

[Droford]

IF WWE and Amazon are partnering together theres an obvious ad they should do

[Lock Jaw]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

Tag team match to open RAW.

LIFE HAS NO MEANING AGAIN.

Was a good time when it lasted.

[Emperor Smeat]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

Congrats Dark One

[rez]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

Hot tub?

[rez]

break these guys already! ahhhhh

[KIRA]

FINALLY got an offer accepted for a house.

LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

See stuff worked out you didn't have to destroy your liver

[KIRA]

aww man I was hoping the good brothers would be doing commentary

[rez]

OBSOLETE

[ClockShot]

break these guys already! ahhhhh

Can't do nothing until the negotiations are settled.

[KIRA]

Dash wilder is a real life Yosemite Sam

[Droford]

They should be wearing

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

Matt as hungry as ever

[ClockShot]

Awwww, the happy couple reunited.

[Lock Jaw]

Matt as hungry as ever

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[Dark One]

Must be awkward for Renee to ask her husband if he's getting back together with another dude.

[Dark One]

Also:

ahjrehrae;krh;akwehr ;abgtujeabtjuezb rfeurabe;fjbaetjan eiareatnernka

[Lock Jaw]

Also:

ahjrehrae;krh;akwehr ;abgtujeabtjuezb rfeurabe;fjbaetjan eiareatnernka

True.

[ClockShot]

Must be awkward for Renee to ask her husband if he's getting back together with another dude.

You could tell she was holding back laughter.

[KIRA]

The New Shield Line up

Dean Ambrose
Renee Young
Seth Rollins

[Evil Vito]

Cesaro/Sheamus vs Ambrose/Rollins at Summerslam

The leaked card from last week was right

[Lock Jaw]

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[Droford]

Titus Worldwide shirt looks..stupid

[slik]

I want a triple threat cruiserweight match at summerslam

[Lock Jaw]

Wasn't Tozawa "fed up" with Titus last week? Why is he suddenly "all in" again.......

I guess I didn't watch 205 Live.....

(I like 205 Live, and think it is better than weekly NXT, but without the extra incentive of Talking Smack, I didn't stick around to watch it)

[KIRA]

I can see this being the scenario where Rollins ends up taking a beating for Ambrose's love

[Savio]

Hate when people say "In his own right"

[Emperor Smeat]

Cesaro/Sheamus vs Ambrose/Rollins at Summerslam

The leaked card from last week was right

Guess that's WWE's lazy way of solving the face crisis for the tag division. Probably also a big sign of WWE having nothing for Rollins and Ambrose in the IC and Universal scene.

[Dark One]

Did Swann lose his bags?

[slik]

I forgot about TJP

That star has fallen

[Evil Vito]

I forgot about TJP

That star has fallen

Good. Fuck that MRA asshole.

[Dark One]

Called my dad to give him the good news--and potentially beg for money--and he has spent 30 minutes talking about the trials and tribulations of fixing a '74 Jeep for like 30 minutes.

This is expensive money.

[ClockShot]

Bad camera angle/timing.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if the Tozawa/Titus stuff is meant to play on the Bryan/Triple H stuff that happened a couple years ago.

Bryan was upset Triple H called a match to end early due to injury concerns and supposedly Bryan yelled at Triple H backstage about never wanting to quit a match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jordan's new theme sounds pretty bad.

[Evil Vito]

Jason Jordan has possibly the worst theme I've ever heard.

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan with a sweet new MIDI theme!

[GD]

Jason's theme is atrocious.

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan's new theme competing hard with Big Cass's for Turd of the Year.

[RP]

I love Jordans new theme

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle's son Jason Jordan needs to become a lot better on the mic if he wants to succeed.....

[RP]

The Miz is so damn good.

[slik]

Jason Jordan needs a new theme ASAP

ASAP

[RP]

Why does Bo Dallas have 1 black glove on?

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan needs a new theme ASAP

ASAP

CFO$ made a major mistake not basing his new theme off of "America Fuck Yeah"

[rez]

JJ's new theme still better than Joe's or Cass'

[Dark One]

In an effort to prove how fucking magical I am, I'm going to save Jason Jordan's theme.

Here's live footage of it being recorded:
http://i.imgur.com/hnAnQ.gif

Please remember this every time it plays.

[rez]

Why does Bo Dallas have 1 black glove on?

He killed OJ's wife

At the age of 4

[Dark One]

He killed OJ's wife

At the age of 4

D-Bry fathered Chad Gable at age 5.

Your explanation is perfectly plausible.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

[Frank Drebin]

That was odd without the concussion blast.

[Lock Jaw]

Did Sheamus/Cesaro just fuse

[Droford]

BURN IT DOWN

[Lock Jaw]

<s>THROW IT TO THE GROUNDDDD</s>

BURN IT DOOOOOWWWWNNNN

[Frank Drebin]

Whos screaming "burn it down" ?????

Why is everything out of place?

[rez]

Where's the pyro

[Dark One]

Whos screaming "burn it down" ?????

Why is everything out of place?

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

[Emperor Smeat]

Did they seriously add that line to Rollins theme because of the WWE 2k18 commercial?

[Droford]

Seth needs to just use the old RAW theme

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[KIRA]

OOP Jordan aint the only one with a new theme

[Frank Drebin]

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

https://media.giphy.com/media/8B4uAsmg4kI92/giphy.gif

[Frank Drebin]

Did they seriously add that line to Rollins theme because of the WWE 2k18 commercial?

The combination of this, Jason Jordan's terrible theme, no Brock pyro and no concussion blast for Sheamus has me all out of sorts. I don't know what I'm watching.

[Evil Vito]

BURN IT DOWN!!!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/151/933/b94.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

So Seth is both an Architect and an Arsonist?

[RP]

BURN IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[RP]

Rollins and Balor do the same mannerisms when they do the Slingblade.

[Dark One]

So Seth is both an Architect and an Arsonist?

We rich fat cats call that "Vertical Integration."

[Dark One]

I have to start looking at washers and dryers now.

Like a real adult.

What is my life even.

[rez]

Rollins and Balor do the same mannerisms when they do the Slingblade.

Balor? Who's that?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/ZmU5D8K.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess on the bright side, at least the WWE is handling this feud better so far than when Jeff Hardy would have singles matches against Sheamus and Ceasro.

[KIRA]

Renee runs down and destroys the tag champs and then takes off her shirt to reveal a tactical vest

[Frank Drebin]

I have to start looking at washers and dryers now.

Like a real adult.

What is my life even.

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[RP]

Renee runs down and destroys the tag champs and then takes off her shirt to reveal a tactical vest

tactical tits

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Freight Train: I am your father JJ, it's choo choo time.

[Droford]

tactical tits

Ambrose knows how to handle them

[rez]

I have to start looking at washers and dryers now.

Like a real adult.

What is my life even.

It's perfectly acceptable to go buy all your furniture needs at IKEA. Then you can work your way up to Kittles. nevermind that's regional to Indiana

[KIRA]

Brays upcoming promo will be a 29 line love sonnet to Finn Balor

[Droford]

Youre pitiful..its true

[rez]

ugh filler time bray in the house

[KIRA]

Bray Wyatt:I cope by railing Jojo

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt doing the same promo he always does

Finn Balor using some Demon King powers to suddenly appear

[Emperor Smeat]

Balor doing his own DERP-like thing is pretty cool.

At least WWE wasn't stupid enough to have the Demon persona re-debut on a random RAW like the first time.

[Dark One]

Man, they just giving magical powers out in catering?

[KIRA]

So....I...think Bray's whole gimmick is trying to break the audience by attacking wrestlers that give them hope?

I dunno

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha @ Braun: "At BEST, a sit down discussion"

[Droford]

Braun not like most men
Nia Jax not like most girls

kinda neat

[Evil Vito]

I think I'm tapping out for the evening. This show has just been so boring.

Really wish there was a new G1 to watch instead of this.

[rez]

Braun not like most men
Nia Jax not like most girls

kinda neat

That'd be a cute hookup

[KIRA]

Or dropping to their knees in front of a woman half my size and begging her forgiveness

[Dark One]

Yo.

How much you think Braun Strowman would charge to help me move?

[Droford]

That'd be a cute hookup

remember last year this time they were both squashing local jobbers

Brauns at least come a long way

[KIRA]

Braun will kill Joe and floss with Roman's soul

[ClockShot]

Brock Lesnar has a side business of moving furniture. Call him for rates.

[RP]

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[ClockShot]

So if the triple threat isn't the main event, what is?

[rez]

Yo.

How much you think Braun Strowman would charge to help me move?

Would not recommend. he'd lift no problem but how careful do you think he'd be? rip furniture

[ClockShot]

OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH!

[KIRA]

Yo.

How much you think Braun Strowman would charge to help me move?

A whole goat (because he has to eat)

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[owenbrown]

why is the triple threat now? :wtf:

[RP]

So what is the Main Event of Raw tonight?

[KIRA]

Samoa Joe is doing a disservice to Godzilla everytime his theme hits

[ClockShot]

why is the triple threat now? :wtf:

Because I'm falling asleep. So I called WWE and made it happen.

2nd part is not true. But the first is.

[Lock Jaw]

The main event is Big Show vs. Big Cass

[Lock Jaw]

This match gonna "not start" probably via Brock Lesnar coming out and they will all be pulled apart.

[RP]

This seems like a ratings thing

[ClockShot]

RING THE BELL!

[KIRA]

I hope All their pyro money is going toward a Wrestlemania fund

[Lock Jaw]

THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! YAAAAAAA!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:| There are 5 Sharknado movies.

Are any of them actually good? Saw one but thought it was really terrible and/or stupid. Only asking since the commercial break had a trailer for the 5th film.

[Lock Jaw]

So dumb they are doing this match

So dumb

Was hoping they would stop it before it started via shenanigans

[Lock Jaw]

:| There are 5 Sharknado movies

Are any of them actually good? Saw one but thought it was really terrible and/or stupid.

I think that is the point of those movies

[Droford]

They should make Braun a Tag Team and just have him win the tag belts and defend them in Handicap matches

[Emperor Smeat]

So dumb they are doing this match

So dumb

Was hoping they would stop it before it started via shenanigans

Either Creative ran out of ideas or WWE is that desperate for rating pops these past couple of weeks.

[ClockShot]

Why's there a fan with a really expensive video camera?

Unless he's with E! doing Total Divas footage.

[KIRA]

KICK HIS ASS BRAUN

[Dark One]

Why's there a fan with a really expensive video camera?

Unless he's with E! doing Total Divas footage.

That's the new iPhone X

[ClockShot]

That's the new iPhone X

Whoa. Talk about technology evolving.

[ClockShot]

Those stainless steel steps throwing off some major glare.

[Dark One]

Braun could 100% move my entire apartment in one throw.

[rez]

This RAW wasn't even worthy of Triple A coming on to say it sucks.

[RP]

The only thing i can think of is that some sort of " I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU " spot will happen to end the show.

[Droford]

bulldozer?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/8c/56/1b8c5632a1177510f0201f890db4327a.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd YES! chanting at the possibility of Braun smooshing Reigns' head with stairs

[Dark One]

This RAW wasn't even worthy of Triple A coming on to say it sucks.

Joke's on him. He missed the conclusion of one of the Dark One sagas.

[ClockShot]

We get a PPV match for free.

And we get a bullshit ending.

Wow.

[Lock Jaw]

ROMAN REIGNS WINS!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR A FEW SUNDAY NIGHTS FROM NOW?!

[Dark One]

:lol: crowd YES! chanting at the possibility of Braun smooshing Reigns' head with stairs

https://media.giphy.com/media/l1KVbDzOkV4km8kzm/giphy.gif

[Dark One]

Reigns better than Hogan at getting his wins back, Jesus Christ.

[rez]

Ugh. Summerslam main event will be a no watch.

[Droford]

come on Big Cass..dont lose

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple Threat match was pretty good overall. Wouldn't be surprised if Joe is only in the Fatal Fourway to take the pin loss as well.

[rez]

Big Show going to destroy some Sawft 7 footer with no personality again

[Droford]

Are there too many wrestling podcasts

Probably

[Droford]

Triple Threat match was pretty good overall. Wouldn't be surprised if Joe is only in the Fatal Fourway to take the pin loss as well.
he gonna win tho

[KIRA]

The Enzo parasite is physically and emotionally dependent on the larger wrestlers for its survival

[rez]

The Enzo parasite is physically and emotionally dependent on the larger wrestlers for its survival

Well, that's the history of the human race in a nutshell.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He lost his nickname, he lost his last name sooner or later he'll be out of the game.

[Lock Jaw]

Ughhh..... can't believe they really got rid of Elias Sampson's last name.....

Why?! What is the point?!

[KIRA]

After that shitty ending a soothing song will be nice.

[rez]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bgsia2wCcAA6XS6.pngUghhh..... can't believe they really got rid of Elias Sampson's last name.....

Why?! What is the point?!

[Dark One]

Ughhh..... can't believe they really got rid of Elias Sampson's last name.....

Why?! What is the point?!

I'm just going to quote this post every time this happens:

So, he is now officially TJP.

VINCE MCMAHON'S HUNGER FOR NAMES KNOWS NO BOUNDS. NOW HE'S BARELY LEAVING GUYS WITH INITIALS!

[Savio]

Feel like someone in the back realllly hates Pittsburgh.

[KIRA]

Well, that's the history of the human race in a nutshell.

not if you're republican BOOTSTRAPS BITCHES

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Vince still holds some grudge against Pittsburgh for shitting on the 2014 Rumble since that's twice tonight heels have made fun of the city.

[Lock Jaw]

Did Kallisto get a new theme as well? He's still got that very weird/bad intro part, but I think the rest may be new? I dunno. I don't pay attention to Kallisto too much.

Still not as good as his first theme.

[Dark One]

Forgot about Kalisto's newer theme.

It's now a three-way dance for Turd of the Year

[KIRA]

This feels like it was TJPs theme at some point

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Feel like someone in the back realllly hates Pittsburgh.

He's from Pittsburgh.

[Savio]

Guess Vince still holds some grudge against Pittsburgh for shitting on the 2014 Rumble since that's twice tonight heels have made fun of the city.

I thought 3 people did.

[rez]

not if you're republican BOOTSTRAPS BITCHES

Bootstrap fathers

[KIRA]

Why is Kalisto not on 205 live

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Here is your winner: Drift.

[Lock Jaw]

In the meantime, here is Maryse

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http://giant.gfycat.com/LeftFabulousSpeedy.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't mean to post that when Alexa was here...... Sorry Alexa......

[rez]

Didn't mean to post that when Alexa was here...... Sorry Alexa......

Forgiven for your sin

[Droford]

I have to unplug my Echo dot ugh...

[Lock Jaw]

WHEN I TELL YOU TO JUMP, YOU SAY

[Emperor Smeat]

That trailer for the film with HBK was terrible.

Going to assume the whole film is probably the same and could have been somewhat better if HBK went on a superkick spree.

[Droford]

Willie Nelson and HBK should only be in a movie called Full Nelson

[rez]

That trailer for the film with HBK was terrible.

Going to assume the whole film is probably the same and could have been somewhat better if HBK went on a superkick spree.

I just looked up the movie and can't tell if it's another HBK/Kirk Cameron like christian movie...but it has Willie so maybe it's decent.

The bar has been set because of the Emoji Movie...

[owenbrown]

should I worry that Alexa will 3-week in TPWW Survivor?

[Savio]

Wait why is Ambrose helping?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait why is Ambrose helping?

Because he's a lunatic.

[Droford]

Its pretty cool how they wait til 1040 to bring bayley out

[rez]

did that kid just take off his headband and say fuck bayley?

[Droford]

I hope we get another "This is your life Bayley" segment

[KIRA]

Ambroses heart still needs time to heal

[Droford]

I wanna know who prints out all the same colored "HUGGER SECTION" signs

color prints cant be cheap

[rez]

Nia is strangely attractive to me right now

[Droford]

Im more interested in Natalya vs Naomi than Alexa vs Bayley

[rez]

Well, this isn't leaving too much time for show/cass

[Dark One]

i think I would rather watch Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell 2 than another Bayley vs Nia Jax match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How do they not know the difference between possible and positive?

[rez]

bring it to the table?

[Dark One]

Battle for who gets to be the lone man on the roster to keep their last name. Loser will only be known as "Big" from here on.

[Droford]

bring it to the table?
Another show Vince doesnt realize airs on the network and will quickly cancel as soon as he finds out about it

[rez]

It's not a good thing for the network to throw away and not establish shows..

[rez]

edge/christian show was the best thing they had going :/

[Droford]

promo for a show on tuesday following Smackdown featuring the RAW Tag champs

brilliant

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

edge/christian show was the best thing they had going :/

It was kinda stupid but funny.

[rez]

well, it's 4 minutes until the hour

[RP]

El Muto

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo knows the Million Dollar Man ... nevermind its Big Show.

Thought Big Show was terrible with money.

[Droford]

Corey graves with the burn of the night

[rez]

so....Big Show about to turn for the 500th time?

[Droford]

Come on big ass

[A.J.K]

improvement on the last theme.

[owenbrown]

BIG (C)ASS

[Dark One]

Dramatic improvement to Cass's theme by adding guitars.

[rez]

I wish USA Network would count down the end of RAW...

[Droford]

It looks like Cass has duct tape on his ass

[Emperor Smeat]

Dramatic improvement to Cass's theme by adding guitars.

Yeup, guess Cass doesn't want to win Turd of the Year award for theme category.

[Droford]

Odd match for the main event

no one cares

[Droford]

cricket wireless sponsoring

if you listen closely thats what you hear

[rez]

I had a nightmare where Cass' interview came true and Reigns/Cass headlined Wrestlemania.

[Droford]

BIG (C)ASS BOOT

[Droford]

WELL...CASS SURVIVES! WOO

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo must have suddenly remembered no random beating means no pay for the week.

[rez]

Maybe the WWE is in contract negotiations with the network on this worthless 3rd hour finally. The real main event was over an hour ago...

[Droford]

Enzo knows the Million Dollar Man ... nevermind its Big Show.

Thought Big Show was terrible with money.

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[Tom Guycott]

The New Shield Line up

Dean Ambrose
Renee Young
Seth Rollins

I could believe in this.

[Tom Guycott]

Why does Bo Dallas have 1 black glove on?

Bo Daddy Cool, the Miztourage "insurance policy".

[Tom Guycott]

So Seth is both an Architect and an Arsonist?

One more descriptor that begins with "a", and he can be... Triple A! :shifty:

[Triple A]

This RAW wasn't even worthy of Triple A coming on to say it sucks.

fell asleep at 8:10 PM ET...

woke up now

[Triple A]

Ughhh..... can't believe they really got rid of Elias Sampson's last name.....

Why?! What is the point?!

tbh I feel like one of the main reasons was prob cause every1 misspelled it

[Tom Guycott]

Why is Kalisto not on 205 live

Because you can't try to manufacture a homegrown Rey Rey on a show people don't watch.

[Tom Guycott]

i think I would rather watch Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell 2 than another Bayley vs Nia Jax match.

I keep waiting for a surprise Nia Jax vs Kharma confrontation that I know isn't going to happen, so which one of us is more foolish?

[Fignuts]

this show seemed bad

[DAMN iNATOR]

Come on big ass

And the weekly award for "Most Unintentionally Sexual Post in the RAW Thread" goes to...

BIG (C)ASS

[slik]

I fell asleep but finished watching wwe's youtube channel.

Weird main-event, kind of odd Joe got pinned clean but w/e because that probably means he'll win the belt via wwe booking. I bet Brock loses and we don't see him until WM.

[Cool King]

• I can see Lesnar losing at SummerSlam and not returning, which would be the beginning of the much rumoured Kurt Angle vs Triple H match at WrestleMania.

Triple H is unhappy at Angle that he managed to lose Lesnar. "Lesnar is money", "best for business", blah blah blah and the two men grow to hate each other.

• We'll probably get a Triple Threat Tag Team match at SummerSlam with the winners being the Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Championships.

I'm also still not warming to The Revival. Scott Dawson sucks.

• Titus has his own T-Shirt. Cool. I guess.

• Jason Jordan deciding to debut his new awful MIDI theme.

The more I see of Jordan on his own, the more I'm just reminded of Maven. He's like Maven but without the dropkicks.

Olympic Maven.

• After Miz TV, I found myself skipping pretty much the rest of the show, as I really don't care about the vast amount of guys that followed afterwards.

• However, I did watch the main event and I was left wondering why Big Cass' theme had been changed. Like Jordan's theme, Cass' theme now sucks too.

I know his previous theme wasn't really well received here, but personally, I liked it. It sounded imposing and helped Cass come across as being a legitimate threat. It was a theme I could imagine hearing before a WWE Championship match or PPV main event. It helped Cass come across as being legit and like he belonged to be in the main event scene.

Now, his theme just screams "massive jobber". I can imagine the theme playing and then some random local jobber jumping out through the curtain and jumping around the stage from one side to the other, whilst constantly smiling and urging the fans to cheer and then walking to the ring still smiling and pointing to the fans. One of those jobbers.

The theme is really unimaginative and generic, which leaves me wondering why someone thought it would be a good idea to change Cass' theme to what it is now, considering how much potential Cass is seen to have by the big names in the back.