OFFICIAL RAW 8/7 thread - Will Reigns or Strowman be the Last Man Standing?

[Dark One]

I'm not sure why they felt the need to have two triple threats when there were like 2.5 legitimate contenders across all 6 women.

[Droford]

Maybe they can call up some of the Mae young women. To raw

[KIRA]

Shes gonna need to grab mark Henry's belt extender

[Lock Jaw]

I'm not sure why they felt the need to have two triple threats when there were like 2.5 legitimate contenders across all 6 women.

Calling it now that there will be a triple threat at Summerslam too after next week's Sasha/Nia match ends in shenanigans........

[KIRA]

Calling it now that there will be a triple threat at Summerslam too after next week's Sasha/Nia match ends in shenanigans........

SDL women's roster feels way bigger and more alive

[Droford]

Last Man Standing..so Roman wins cause Braun is a monster

[Lock Jaw]

I had already forgotten all about Goldust!

[Droford]

"Did you miss me" the mask 1994

[Droford]

Kurts got another illegitimate kid

[KIRA]

Normally I'd complain that this is time that could be spent having Braun murder Roman but I loves Goldust too much

[Droford]

Another shark cage match?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[Dark One]

What the fuck.

I go to the bathroom and come back to hear they're putting Enzo in the shark cage?

Mattel must have found another pallet of WWE Crash Cage playsets in their warehouse or something.

[KIRA]

They coming out with another toy cage they need to promote?

[Droford]

Raw is in Boston next week?

Nia Jax wins

[Lock Jaw]

Anyone else been throwing their arms in the air and yelling like Braun a lot as of late?

[Dark One]

Corey Graves sounds like a man that's seen a donkey show or two in his time.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sticking Enzo in a shark cage is probably WWE's way of getting rid of Enzo without having to fire him.

Probably going to leave him up there for the whole show and pretend to forget him while they leave after the show is over. Sort of like the gag when Heath Slater didn't get drafted and WWE shut the lights in the room he was in except this time its not a joke.

[Droford]

Xpac Scott hall and DDP..hmm

[RP]

I have closed captioning on and i flipped from the Cubs game to Raw and Strowman is coming out and on my TV it says " Enzo in shark cage ".

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[Droford]

I have closed captioning on and i flipped from the Cubs game to Raw and Strowman is coming out and on my TV it says " Enzo in shark cage ".

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You missed Big Ass asking for a match with Show where Enzo is in a shark cage above the ring

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably not a good idea to have a close up shot of Strowman with that booger trying to come out of his nose.

[Droford]

Braun should run over Roman with the busted up Ambulance

[RP]

I'm tired of Braun vs Roman. If Braun doesnt kill him here, i'm going to be really annoyed.

[Dark One]

I'm tired of Braun vs Roman. If Braun doesnt kill him here, i'm going to be really annoyed.

You shut your whore mouth. Braun and Roman should probably beat the shit out of each other for eternity.

[Dark One]

I feel like Reigns / Strowman is going to escalate to a Taipei Death Match in a matter of weeks at this rate.

[Dark One]

MOLTEN HOT TAKE ALERT:

Reigns/Strowman is the Flair/Steamboat of our generation WWE wishes that Cena/Orton was.

[KIRA]

Stromans boot prints are now tattooed on Romans lungs

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha! Was hoping he would just chuck the chair at Roman, and he did!

[owenbrown]

goddammit stay down!

[Dark One]

Braun Strowman throwing a fucking office chair at Roman Reigns as he ran at him is my favorite spot of 2017.

[Dark One]

#GreatestSpotof2017

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[KIRA]

#GreatestSpotof2017

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS is STROWMAN!<br><br>EVERRRRYTHING is STROWMAN! <a href="https://t.co/TCZjh65qUo">pic.twitter.com/TCZjh65qUo</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894756333903269889">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Strowman speaks for all of us

[Dark One]

Need a fight forever chant right about now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Strowman could pull the entire stage down on Reigns and Reigns would still beat the 10 count.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Death by office furniture <a href="https://t.co/pv8vQkDiUT">pic.twitter.com/pv8vQkDiUT</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894756666410807296">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Daniel Bryan's cousin is stunned and amazed at ringside.

[RP]

Now why the fuck do they have to ruin a match like that. I just dont get it.

[Droford]

Brock should come out now

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Strowman wins.

Would have been funny if they ended a Last Man Standing in a double KO.

[Lock Jaw]

Why did the ref stop counting Strowman down when Joe attacked Roman?

Strowman won, but he was down for like a 19 count.

[KIRA]

Joe is a goddamn saint

[owenbrown]

was this match sponsored by Office Depot?

[Dark One]

I love everything about that main event.

If you don't agree, get the fuck out.

[Dark One]

Daniel Bryan's cousin is stunned and amazed at ringside.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This match was fantastic. <a href="https://t.co/3FRUOo1TMM">pic.twitter.com/3FRUOo1TMM</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894757801746092047">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Throwing the chair made me think they should have a first man sitting match..winner is first to sit in the announce chair

[Tom Guycott]

I wish Jason Jordan ran out and spun like Kurt Angle used to, <s>with pyro everywhere</s> #SORRYWE'RECHEAPFUCKERSNOWLOL!!1!

[Dark One]

Throwing the chair made me think they should have a first man sitting match..winner is first to sit in the announce chair

God damnit. Now I have to pull out this GIF again.

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[Tom Guycott]

Braun pulled a Big Show by sweating a lot while doing nothing.

Actually, "pulled a Big Show" implies he turned heel/face about three times in a single hour. That has yet to happen.

[Tom Guycott]

Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?

Those "Ice Planet" snacks from Firefly.

I have it on good authority that he ate Uranus.

JoJo's

Can't decide if I want to link these two in a single comment, or joke on each accordingly. Lost interest in the backswing, so I'll do neither. But I do wonder if Bray let the juices linger in his whiskers for awhile as a memento.

Bray Wyatt needs a new gimmick. The rambling, nonsensical promos are so played out. Wish he would be a literal "eater of worlds" and call him self Capt. Fat the Buffet King

You mean Galactus. And he gets Enzo to be his hearald.

Bray Wyatt kinda sucks ass

... you mean Uranus. That has already been established.

And he had a few bites of Pluto, which is why it was downgraded.

[Tom Guycott]

Hyperberic chamber does not work that way

"That's what makes it Hypersonic, Gohan!"

[Tom Guycott]

Corey Graves sounds like a man that's seen a donkey show or two in his time.

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[Tom Guycott]

You shut your whore mouth. Braun and Roman should probably beat the shit out of each other for eternity.

"Fight Forever." :clap: :clap:... (crowd just stops)

MOLTEN HOT TAKE ALERT:

Reigns/Strowman is the Flair/Steamboat of our generation WWE wishes that Cena/Orton was.

WWE dropped that boat years ago with not having a major stakes Kingston v Ziggler feud.

[Tom Guycott]

#GreatestSpotof2017

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS is STROWMAN!<br><br>EVERRRRYTHING is STROWMAN! <a href="https://t.co/TCZjh65qUo">pic.twitter.com/TCZjh65qUo</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894756333903269889">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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If he does this more often, throwable announce chairs will make it's way into WWE 2k19.