Dark One Presents GIFs and 8/14 Raw, sponsored by #Pray4Flair

[Dark One]

Stuff's gonna happen probably. Sup.

[Evil Vito]

No Raw thread as the show comes on the air less than a week before SummerSlam. Pretty good indicator on the state of WWE at the moment.

[Lock Jaw]

Woo! Stuff!

[ClockShot]

WHICH THREAD IS IT?!

[Evil Vito]

Damn, just missed it

[ClockShot]

WHICH THREAD IS IT?!

[Evil Vito]

I will defer to Dark One on account of having a much better thread title

[Frank Drebin]

Ew...a Dark One thread??

[Dark One]

If they return from commercial at any point to a somber Michael Cole at the table, I'm going to immediately turn off the show and just continue operating under the assumption Ric Flair is still alive.

[KIRA]

Ugh lets go.

[Lock Jaw]

Ew...a Dark One thread??

Gross

[ClockShot]

Ok. This thread it is.

[Dark One]

Ew...a Dark One thread??

This is why I removed my usual "Sponsored by Drebin"

I AM PRESCIENT.

[Frank Drebin]

If they return from commercial at any point to a somber Michael Cole at the table, I'm going to immediately turn off the show and just continue operating under the assumption Ric Flair is still alive.

Probably just anal bleeding.

[Lock Jaw]

BURN IT TO THE GROUND

[Evil Vito]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/all/2017/08/031_20065705_343074396130184_365693079157473280_n--b7fb9136107df67ff7891147945e418e.jpg

I motion that this thread be sponsored by the goddess Alexa Bliss

[Frank Drebin]

Where does LaVar Ball factor into this?

[Evil Vito]

Pretty jealous of Nia in that pic tbh. If only my head could be in that close proximity to the goddess' glorious vagina.

[KIRA]

REALLY at the same goddamn time?

[Dark One]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/all/2017/08/031_20065705_343074396130184_365693079157473280_n--b7fb9136107df67ff7891147945e418e.jpg

I motion that this thread be sponsored by the goddess Alexa Bliss

Motion approved.

[ClockShot]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Seth Rollins.

The Man

The Architect

The Kingslayer

The Freakin' One

The Burner of Downs

The Breaker of Shield

The Authority's Bitch

Crossfit Jesus

Am I forgetting any other nicknames?

Edit: That's more titles than Dany Targaryen.

[Frank Drebin]

So bad.....

[Lock Jaw]

Here comes "The Arsonist Architect Kingslayer" Seth "Freakin'" Rollins!

[Frank Drebin]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Seth Rollins.

The Man

The Architect

The Kingslayer

The Freakin' One

The Burner of Downs

The Breaker of Shield

The Authority's Bitch

Crossfit Jesus

Am I forgetting any other nicknames?

Just call him Dany

[ClockShot]

Last I checked Braun was everyone's darling, Seth.

[rez]

don't leave him hangin

[Dark One]

The Burner of Downs


http://i.imgur.com/Djl6h.gif

[Savio]

They should just make out already

[Dark One]

Perfect opportunity for the crowd to start chanting "Fist him! Fist him!"

Wait... That's not right.

[Emperor Smeat]

This constant bickering between Ambrose and Rollins would be the perfect opportunity to bring back Dr Shelby.

Replace hugging with fist bumping as the big glorious moment for the crowd to pop.

[ClockShot]

Get out here and stop this, Renee.

[GD]

So much sexual tension between these two young men.

[Lock Jaw]

Seth: "I'm done playing games!"
Dean: *Puts fist out*
Seth: "Ha ha, just kidding."

[GD]

Someone's phone fell down :lol:

[Savio]

RIP iPhone

[Dark One]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51oUqGb18cL.jpg

[Savio]

Feel like "The Bar" should have went over in this segment.

[slik]

Seth should start wearing jeans and Sheamus/Cesaro should wrestle in kilts.

[ClockShot]

So stupid.

[Evil Vito]

THEY FISTED!

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd so hot for this mutual fisting

[GD]

Holy shit! That was a massive pop.

[Dark One]

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wrestling-fan-tears-of-joy-gifs-of-wrestling-fans-being-wrestling-fans.gif

[rez]

Angle wants in on the bro love

[ClockShot]

You're late, Kurt.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/Qi8pWh1.gif

[GD]

This crowd is on fire.

[Frank Drebin]

So stupid.

Yeah. The hand holding is a little feh

[ClockShot]

I guess Ambrose & Rollins is a safe bet for tipsters right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Almost wish they had just teased it again this week and then finally fisted each other LIVE on PPV

But this was good too

[Savio]

I think they jumped the gun, fist bump should have been at SummerSlam.

[Dark One]

This crowd is on fire.

It's amazing what opening the show with a segment the crowd is invested in can do...

It'll be 30 minutes before they've killed the crowd with stupid bullshit though.

[KIRA]

Congrats WWE on not paying this Shield thing off a decade from now

[Evil Vito]

Why can't Kurt ever say WWE? He always adds in a 3rd W.

[Savio]

It's amazing what opening the show with a segment the crowd is invested in can do...

It'll be 30 minutes before they've killed the crowd with stupid bullshit though.

AKA Cruiserweight Tag

[GD]

It's amazing what opening the show with a segment the crowd is invested in can do...

It'll be 30 minutes before they've killed the crowd with stupid bullshit though.

Bring in the Cruiserweights.

[slik]

SummerFest is this Sunday but what does that mean for SummerFest

[ClockShot]

Uh oh.

[Dark One]

Oh fuck.

[GD]

Big E meets an old friend

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[Dark One]

DON'T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS YOU BASTARDS

[ClockShot]

Odds the hometown curse is in effect?

[Frank Drebin]

Yall gettin scurrrd

[Savio]

Had a dream I
I was gay-ayyyy
I let guys cum all on my fayyy-aceee

[ClockShot]

Wait a second.

Why's the Smackdown ring announcer on duty tonight?

[owenbrown]

Lifeguard Alexa Bliss gonna get me eliminated in TPWW Survivor for not competing?

[Dark One]

Throne/Thrift Store Lifeguard Stand.

[A.J.K]

Pretty good start for a Go-Home RAW.

[owenbrown]

Lifeguard Alexa Bliss gonna get me eliminated in TPWW Survivor for not competing?

oh i was 3 week'd yesterday goddammit :mad:

[ClockShot]

Ooof.

She might be out cold.

[Lock Jaw]

We should have all been worrying about Sasha

RIP Sasha

[Savio]

They are actually calling this match pretty well

[DAMN iNATOR]

SummerFest is this Sunday but what does that mean for SummerFest

That if you keep steaming LJ's gimmick, Jeremy Given will BAN your ass from the SummerFest!

[KIRA]

I gotta say it again Nia JAX is no Awesome Kong

Right now shes not even Rhonda Sing

[Frank Drebin]

I gotta say it again Nia JAX is no Awesome Kong

Right now shes not even Rhonda Sing

WELFARE QUEEN!!
WELFARE QUEEN!!
WELFARE QUEEN!!

[KIRA]

I was hoping Jax was setting up for a hurricanrana

[Droford]

she won in her home town...oooh

[ClockShot]

Nia did all the work in that match.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: a hometown hero winning a match

[Evil Vito]

I, for one, am shocked that the face defeated the heel in a match to determine who would face the heel champion one-on-one at SummerSlam.

[KIRA]

Ok I'll give it to Sasha that was good

[Frank Drebin]

Is it time for Jason Jordan's theme?

[KIRA]

Asuka Debuts at SS and we watch Sasha and Bliss get summarily executed

[DAMN iNATOR]

Matt acting a little more fractured, and the white in the front left of his hair is back...hmmmmm.....🤔

[RP]

Did i miss Alexa Bliss and her tight ass?

[Frank Drebin]

Pretty excited for the Mae Young Classic actually.

That reminds me, where the fuck is the UK championship?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Seems good that the Liberty Mutual ad with "car named 'Brad'" chick is back on TV...always makes me happy.

[KIRA]

Is it time for Jason Jordan's theme?

Que up that Yamaha DX21 set it to "crap"

[Frank Drebin]

Asuka Debuts at SS and we watch Sasha and Bliss get summarily executed

She's gonna interfere in the Mayweather/McGregor match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty excited for the Mae Young Classic actually.

That reminds me, where the fuck is the UK championship?

It's an NXT exclusive title for now. I guess eventually they want to make a WWE Network show out of it.

[Evil Vito]

They've realized the Summerslam card was too long so they're doing matches tonight instead.

[ClockShot]

"Elias"

:nono:

[Frank Drebin]

"Elias Sampson" sounds better than "Elias" Why do they keep cutting out people's names?

[A.J.K]

Ready to Walk with Elias?

[Dark One]

Also known as: "Shit, we've overbooked Sunday's card."

[Frank Drebin]

Fuckin' Bruiser Brody clone.

[DAMN iNATOR]

She's gonna interfere in the Mayweather/McGregor match.

"Money" just never runs out of tricks, I gotta hand it to the guy. #50-0

[Frank Drebin]

YES!! Insult Boston's clam chowder!! HEEL IT UP

[Frank Drebin]

Well, at least this means a dub for "Elias"

[Droford]

Also known as: "Shit, we've overbooked Sunday's card."

How can you overbook a 6 hour show

[Evil Vito]

I like that Elias is the "your hometown sucks" guy now. Wrestling always needs one.

[Droford]

His shirt is pretty cool

[Frank Drebin]

Woah....Cole said "Sampson". He's getting fired.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also known as: "Shit, we've overbooked Sunday's card."

How the fuck do you overbook a 6-hour show?! :nono:

[A.J.K]

How can you overbook a 6 hour show

Not have time for musical guests.:roll:

[KIRA]

I felt like I just heard Jimmy Hendrix, Nick Cave and Queen all together


WHY DID R-TRUTH INTERRUPT THAT?

[ClockShot]

Why's there a shark cage coming down into the ring?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I like that Elias is the "your hometown sucks" guy now. Wrestling always needs one.

If they're ever in Cleveland again, maybe they could get Rock to perform a duet with him? That or a guitar duel.

[Frank Drebin]

I love watching Enzo get beat up.

[A.J.K]

I felt like I just heard Jimmy Hendrix, Nick Cave and Queen all together


WHY DID R-TRUTH INTERRUPT THAT?

Remember when R-Truth would randomly think he was in any of the main event matches, and entered the Rumble thinking it was a money in the bank match?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why's there a shark cage coming down into the ring?

Apparently Enzo's gonna be in it @ SummerSlam (IIRC...).

[DAMN iNATOR]

Remember when R-Truth would randomly think he was in any of the main event matches, and entered the Rumble thinking it was a money in the bank match?

All I know is that he hates spiders. :shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Big C Ass

[ClockShot]

Apparently Enzo's gonna be in it @ SummerSlam (IIRC...).

Why?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why?

I think they've got some sort of stupid toy tie-in and I guess they're going to try to sell some via that match? No idea...I'm as baffled as anybody.

[KIRA]

Remember when R-Truth would randomly think he was in any of the main event matches, and entered the Rumble thinking it was a money in the bank match?

There was a faint glimmer of upper midcard heel push for R-truth at one point
:(

[ClockShot]

Crowd's pretty hot.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the constant booing

Cass getting booed heavily is probably the only good thing about this Cass-Show/Enzo feud so far.

[KIRA]

Cass might be a bigger heel than Roman Reigns

[DAMN iNATOR]

Crowd's pretty hot.

:lol: at the constant booing

Cass getting booed heavily is probably the only good thing about this Cass-Show/Enzo feud so far.

X-Pac watching, WISHING he could get anywhere near that level of heat.

[ClockShot]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the shark cage in the ring.

[KIRA]

Enzo is like a remora hitching a ride on a Shark the cage might be appropriate.

[ClockShot]

Why is this still going on?

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the shark cage in the ring.

Its WWE's way of getting rid of Enzo without firing him.

Step 1: Put Enzo in cage
Step 2: Raise cage to the ceiling
Step 3: Everyone leaves the arena and never comes back

[RP]

Big Cass is really shiny

[DAMN iNATOR]

Speaking of sharks, if the plot of Sharknado 6: SharkSlam doesn't consist ENTIRELY of Matt and Brock teaming up to simultaneously alap and F-5 shark tornadoes, I will be very disappointed.

[RP]

Big Cass is reaching Hogan shiny levels.

[KIRA]

GOOD BROTHERS

[rez]

so....Cass replaces a charismatic midget with two charismatic non midgets.

[Lock Jaw]

Why are Medium Show and Small Show beating up their dad Big Show?

So confused

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why are Medium Show and Small Show beating up their dad Big Show?

So confused

That's the mark of any normal, dysfunctional family.

[Dark One]

Cass's revised music is like the TNA version of Seth Rollins' theme.

[KIRA]

so....Cass replaces a charismatic midget with two charismatic non midgets.

Chad 2 Badd and Sex Ferguson are funny as hell when no one is writing what they say.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cass's revised music is like the TNA version of Seth Rollins' theme.

The fuck is a "TNA"?! :wtf::shifty:

[RP]

Why the fuck is Bray and Finn happening tonight? Why does WWE keep doing this.

[KIRA]

I can tolerate Roman if his only opponent is BRUAN

[DAMN iNATOR]

I get they're in NYC Sunday, but, I dunno...I'm not "feeling"/"digging" the graffiti text on the SummerSlam match graphics.

[KIRA]

Why the fuck is Bray and Finn happening tonight? Why does WWE keep doing this.

Because Finn is too short and Vince seems determined to kill off Bray's already paper thin credibility

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why the fuck is Bray and Finn happening tonight? Why does WWE keep doing this.

In all seriousness they probably don't know what else to do with either of them. They are the very textbook definition of directionless.

[RP]

No seriously. These matches arent happening at Summerslam are they? I'll fucking cancel the Network if thats the case. This is a joke.

[Lock Jaw]

Why the fuck is Bray and Finn happening tonight? Why does WWE keep doing this.

Imagine if it ends in some no-contest, and they fought again on Sunday.

WHAT WOULD IT MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Triple A]

Why are they doing this title match now...?

[Dark One]

Why are they doing this title match now...?

They somehow booked too much shit for a 23 hour show.

[Triple A]

not happening at summerslam Cole just said, I guess

[KIRA]

Bumped off two matches????YOU HAVE SIX FUCKING HRS

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait what ... the Cruiser title match got dumped from SummerSlam?

Not even pre-show tier for the match's status.

How the hell did the WWE not find enough time for a 4+ hour show plus a 2+ hour pre-show for this match that's been building for a while.

[ClockShot]

Another Summerslam match?

[Triple A]

Bumped off two matches????YOU HAVE SIX FUCKING HRS

WHat was the other match that got bumped off? Just started watching

[ClockShot]

WHat was the other match that got bumped off? Just started watching

Apparently Balor vs. Bray.

[KIRA]

Gonna have six matches at SS one hour each

If only that was the case

[ClockShot]

So, anybody on the tweeter hearing anything from Meltzer or any of the insiders as to why matches are getting possibly being dropped from Summerslam?

[rez]

So, anybody on the tweeter hearing anything from Meltzer or any of the insiders as to why matches are getting possibly being dropped from Summerslam?

food poisoning from Boston Clam Chowder

[Droford]

Wait what ... the Cruiser title match got dumped from SummerSlam?

Not even pre-show tier for the match's status.

How the hell did the WWE not find enough time for a 4+ hour show plus a 2+ hour pre-show for this match that's been building for a while.

My guess is they'll still have the matches just probably on the preshow.

ITS A SUMMERSLAM QUALITY MATCH ON THE PRESHOW! TUNE IN EARLY !

[slik]

Good match

[Lock Jaw]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at Neville losing

[ClockShot]

Whoa. They actually bounced the title off Neville.

[RP]

lol WWE has no fucking idea what they are doing anymore. This is terrible.

[Droford]

Thats probably the best crowd reaction for a cruiser match Ive seen on RAW in a long time

[slik]

F*** Yes

Tozawa!

[Emperor Smeat]

Really telling on how the WWE sees the Cruiser division if Neville's big dethroning moment happens on RAW and not at SummerSlam.

Really good choice on Tozawa being the one to do it though.

[KIRA]

A title change on RAW

Nevillie was the best champ on the show at one point.

this result makes me sad

[Lock Jaw]

The snap German suplex wasn't a very good finisher, but it was a better finisher than the top rope senton.

[Dark One]

Happy for Tozawa, but kind of bullshit for Neville's credibility-restoring reign to end on a sudden Raw

[rez]

lol. love it

[Evil Vito]

That was a really fun match. Tozawa and Neville are both excellent.

[rez]

Happy for Tozawa, but kind of bullshit for Neville's credibility-restoring reign to end on a sudden Raw

shutup. he's been riding on his good looks for too long now. it was time to dethrone him

[KIRA]

I'm still going holy shit Jinder Mahal is main eventing the 3rd biggest PPV in the company

[slik]

I think Tozawa is the only person whose been built up enough to believably beat Neville

[rez]

I'm still going holy shit Jinder Mahal is main eventing the 3rd biggest PPV in the company

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0813/630085/jinder-mahal-to-accompany-ufc-fighter-to-the-octagon/

:love::love::love::love::love:

[KIRA]

Big Show cupping his tit

[ClockShot]

Mickie James is still around?

[slik]

nervous finn is going to job to bray now

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Tozawa is the only person whose been built up enough to believably beat Neville

Aries did for a bit but then WWE had Neville beat him in a string of matches making that moot.

[slik]

Demon Balor or No?

[KIRA]

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0813/630085/jinder-mahal-to-accompany-ufc-fighter-to-the-octagon/

:love::love::love::love::love:

I can't look at his golden pecs of glory too long its like staring at the sun.

[KIRA]

Nope regular Finn

[Lock Jaw]

This one is definitely ending in a no-contest and then they will still fight at Summerslam and Finn Balor will "bring the demon".......

[slik]

No Demon Balor

[GD]

Happy for Tozawa, but kind of bullshit for Neville's credibility-restoring reign to end on a sudden Raw

Reminds me of how Brian Kendrick and Paul London's long reign as WWE Tag Team Champions came to an abrupt end on a Smackdown at the hands of Deuce and Domino.

[slik]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Seth should start wearing jeans and Sheamus/Cesaro should wrestle in kilts.

Yesssssss

Tag teams with matching attire are the coolest.

[GD]

That was a really fun match. Tozawa and Neville are both excellent.

Indeed. And the crowd helped it as well.

[Droford]

This one is definitely ending in a no-contest and then they will still fight at Summerslam and Finn Balor will "bring the demon".......

Bray wyatt will bring his fat buffet pants

[slik]

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[KIRA]

Think the camraman may have a thing for Balor he keeps getting a tight shot of Finns balls

[Emperor Smeat]

This one is definitely ending in a no-contest and then they will still fight at Summerslam and Finn Balor will "bring the demon".......

Should do the Bray DERP thing to end it.

Have it happen in the middle of a decisive pin count by Finn and when the lights turn back on, Bray or both are gone from the ring.

[slik]

this is the longest commercial break ever

[KIRA]

If Bray Wyatt is a god he's more like a Raiden type god i.e. he sucks at it

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt wins!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Bray wins another important match this year.

That's like 3 for him so far I think.

[slik]

Not a very good match, hopefully Wyatt is winning for a reason, was pretty definitive win for him. No need to continue the feud.

[KIRA]

It just hit me apart from each other The original Wyatt family have kinda gone down

[#1-norm-fan]

Has Bray projected images of worms and stuff on the ring mat since WrestleMania? Seems like an awful idea WWE would try a few more times.

[Emperor Smeat]

So Bray suddenly now has Gangrel-like powers with summoning blood baths.

[KIRA]

:eek: Bray wins another important match this year.

That's like 3 for him so far I think.

Which brings him to 186 I think

[slik]

That's a lot of Ketchup

[Evil Vito]

Why is Bray Wyatt coating Finn Balor with sweet and sour sauce?

[Droford]

Bloody <strike>Sunday</strike> Monday

[rez]

will there be enough money in the production budget for a new ring apron?

[Dark One]

Brood currently preparing legal papers to sue for gimmick infringement.

[Droford]

Brood currently preparing legal papers to sue for gimmick infringement.
Their blood came from the heavens, not a bucket

[Lock Jaw]

Now they have to fight on Sunday again, and Balor will paint himself red

[rez]

should have been a bucket of clam chowder

[Lock Jaw]

Do they need to specify what liquid it was

[DAMN iNATOR]

So Bray can do 'Taker's teleportation, but he had to do Gangrel's bloodbath manually? :wtf:

[Emperor Smeat]

For something Cole states was acidic, Bray's blood offering looked a lot more syrupy and non-fizzy.

[Dark One]

"It was a viscous, acidic... liquid... that Bray Wyatt covered Finn Balor in."

That is pretty high up on the list of offensively clumsy verbiage WWE has crammed through an announcer's mouth.

[KIRA]

Gangrel runs from the porn set and hops on his phone to sue the shit outta bray

Bray don't give a fuck tho cause he's giving it to Jojo

[rez]

nah, it was just ketchup from the local Wahlburgers

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, at not even getting to see either woman's entrance

[Droford]

25% of the womens division in action NOW

[KIRA]

Emma getting no entrance

[rez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbJg5q6a78U

[KIRA]

Mickie should be in Sashas spot

[KIRA]

This is some weird ass cross promotion

[slik]

Finn: I said no sauce
Bray: I thought u said extra bbq sauce bruh

[slik]

Just fire Emma already

[Lock Jaw]

Or trade her to Smackdown

[Triple A]

Has Bray Wyatt ever had a good match... really curious if he "used to be really good" cause feels like every match he is in is bad imo but everyone likes him for some reason

[KIRA]

Has Bray Wyatt ever had a good match... really curious if he "used to be really good" cause feels like every match he is in is bad imo but everyone likes him for some reason

His moves and style fit his character.

He had a damn good one with Daniel Bryan

He had done a 180 from Huskey Harris and when fans heard he was headed to the main roster with family in tow it was like "oh shit!"

But losses and lack of direction have kinda killed him

[Lock Jaw]

KURT ANGLE'S SON, JASON JORDAN, AND HIS SWEET THEME ARE HERE!!!!

[Triple A]

Let's go Jason Jordan.........

[Emperor Smeat]

Has Bray Wyatt ever had a good match... really curious if he "used to be really good" cause feels like every match he is in is bad imo but everyone likes him for some reason

If you count tag and multi-man ones, the Shield vs Wyatt match was pretty good.

The cage match against Bryan that Kira mentioned a few posts above is also another good one.

[Lock Jaw]

I want to say maybe Bray Wyatt had a good match vs. Roman Reigns once

[Triple A]

Pretty good attempt at trying to get people to like Jason Jordan tbh

[Emperor Smeat]

I want to say maybe Bray Wyatt had a good match vs. Roman Reigns once
Speaking of Reigns, the tag match he had with Reigns vs Sheamus and Del Rio was also good. Think that was when the WWE was teasing a possible face turn for him.

[KIRA]

Jordan taking the belt off Miz

Jordans theme like sombody shot their keyboard in the middle of recording

[ClockShot]

Went away for a little while.

Didn't miss much except Bray winning. Which is a good thing I suppose.

[KIRA]

If Angle really wants to make up for lost time he would instill the 3 I's in his bastard.

[Triple A]

this seems really long

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah

[Emperor Smeat]

Has the Twist of Fate always looked like a Stunner or just the Hardys doing it more like it since they came back?

Don't remember it looking as blatantly as the Stunner in the past.

Never mind, the angle used on the replay had Matt go flat or Cutter style for the move.

[ClockShot]

Bray vs. Finn still lives.

[Lock Jaw]

Do they really need to feed us that The Demon Balor will be there? Can't they just leave it as a greatly implied thing?

[Dark One]

lol at them announcing "THE DEMON" Finn Balor.

[slik]

WWE announcing a ppv match they announced weeks ago like it's something new

[DAMN iNATOR]

WWE announcing a ppv match they announced weeks ago like it's something new

Was it originally going to be DEMON Finn Bálor though or HUMAN Finn? I think they only recently decided to have him bust out the demon face paint and maybe that's why they tried to sell the match as though it was just made? Dunno.

[ClockShot]

OH MY GOD! FINN BALOR IS PUTTING MAKEUP ON! FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Goldust wears the stuff on a weekly basis.

[slik]

They just did it again LMAO

Tozawa vs Neville at SummerSlam

[ClockShot]

This is filmed in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts?


When they start adding that?

[ClockShot]

We're going to need more rent-a-cops for this.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, this isn't an anti-climactic way to send RAW to SummerSlam...:roll:

[ClockShot]

I wonder how much Paul Heyman would want if he just becomes my mouthpiece if I win Powerball?

[Evil Vito]

This company is so unbearably stupid at times.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, wait, wait... Did they really just set up Summer Slam matches by just doing the matches? lol

[Emperor Smeat]

They just did it again LMAO

Tozawa vs Neville at SummerSlam

Makes doing tonight's match really stupid considering they already used up the big marque title change moment.

Same for doing Finn vs Bray with Bray getting a clean win since that's going to become meaningless now.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's like they're saying "You think just putting two feuds into a tag match the week before a PPV is lazy booking? WATCH THIS..."

[DAMN iNATOR]

Braun survived an attempted murder, so of course there's no way HE'D ever be champ.



Come the fuck on.

[ClockShot]

Generous over-run tonight?

[Emperor Smeat]

This better end in a massive brawl or else could have easily done this promo earlier in the show.