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slik
09-04-2017, 07:50 PM
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* John Cena vs. Jason Jordan to kick off Raw

* Big Show to battle Braun Strowman in a Steel Cage Match

* Will Jeff Hardy become a five-time Intercontinental Champion on Raw?

* Nia Jax makes major Raw Women's Championship statement

* What’s next for Emma?

RP
09-04-2017, 07:54 PM
I'm really pumped. I got to watch an episode of Chrisley leading into this RAW. I'm hype bro.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 07:59 PM
Braun vs. Big Show in the cage. If that's the main event, it's worth staying up for.

I can picture Jeff Hardy winning the belt if the BROKEN negotiations are going nowhere/stalled.

rez
09-04-2017, 08:00 PM
She ain't no Cherokee

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 08:02 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Celebrate Labor Day the most labor intensive way possible: watching all 3 hours of RAW <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/904746420892291073">September 4, 2017</a></blockquote>
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RP
09-04-2017, 08:05 PM
Cena is going bald in the back of his head.

A.J.K
09-04-2017, 08:06 PM
Cena in a match to open Raw? that's a first.

Triple A
09-04-2017, 08:06 PM
interesting opening match

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:07 PM
Didn't Jason Jordan have red, white, and blue lighting for his entrance?

owenbrown
09-04-2017, 08:07 PM
welp, nice knowing you, Jason Jordan

Triple A
09-04-2017, 08:07 PM
would be cool if this was a good match and jason jordan won and people started to like him...

slik
09-04-2017, 08:12 PM
(sponsored by 1994 during the thread)


https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/this-best-buy-flyer-from-1994-shows-how-fast-technology-has-changed-5.jpg

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Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 08:13 PM
If WWE is trying to recreate the Cena-Angle moment, really doubt its going to work.

Only reason it worked for Cena was it being his debut and not being an afterthought in a tag division for a while or having his first singles push cooled down like with Jordan.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:13 PM
VCRs and Encarta. Thanks Slik for reminding me/everyone we're all old.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:14 PM
VCRs and Encarta. Thanks Slik for reminding me/everyone we're all old.

The hell is Encarta?

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:15 PM
Am I the only one who notices the pace of this match is slow?

I mean, yes, a match right out of the gate, no opening talk segment. But no need to slow down the match to get to the 20-25 minutes a promo would do.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 08:15 PM
Home from work in time to hear Jason Jordan's sweet theme......

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:15 PM
The hell is Encarta?

Encyclopedia on a disc.

Now there's the almighty Wikipedia.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:17 PM
Kurt needs to stop being a deadbeat dad he shouldve warned his bastard about those shoulderblocks

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 08:19 PM
I liked Jason Jordan's double Northern lights suplex thing

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:19 PM
Why was Cena going for an F5

Dark One
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
John Cena is definitely the greatest of all time by virtue of getting people to give a shit about Jason Jordan.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
I thought Cena's marching orders were to put the young, up-and-comers over?

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
One AA only

What a *****

RP
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
I'm worried about Cena's baldness.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
And I don't think this Jason Jordan experiment will end well.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:20 PM
bye bye Jordan push

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 08:21 PM
They go to a break then?

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:21 PM
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!?

Hope we're getting them out of the way for Braun/Show.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 08:21 PM
bye bye Jordan push

What push? He lost the Empty Arena match at SummerSlam.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 08:22 PM
They go to a break then?

THE BIG DOG IS HERE!!

WE'RE ALL OUTTA TIME!

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 08:22 PM
This comedy Trek has me more excited than the real reboot show.

slik
09-04-2017, 08:23 PM
John Cena did more to help Jason Jordan get over in 10 minutes than anything since he showed up on RAW.

rez
09-04-2017, 08:23 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/destroying-erasers-was-fun?utm_term=.rsdZngo6G#.hh9jdQ3e2

slik
09-04-2017, 08:24 PM
VCRs and Encarta. Thanks Slik for reminding me/everyone we're all old.

What's impressive is that Tech prices aren't really that different as Technology has improved. Makes me appreciate what we have now more so.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 08:25 PM
WWE back to having Cena's AAA be a one-hit move to end matches now.

RP
09-04-2017, 08:26 PM
I got one question for you John. Do you think wearing a hat is contributing to your early onset baldness?

RP
09-04-2017, 08:26 PM
I feel like Roman wanted to say the N word there.

Triple A
09-04-2017, 08:26 PM
feel like turning this off and never watching again due to "what" chants

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:27 PM
Oh, here's the (late) opening promo.

Dark One
09-04-2017, 08:30 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about living in a reality in which I am invested in a Roman Reigns vs John Cena feud/match.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:31 PM
Roman really needs to stop stepping up cause he keeps getting knocked the fuck back down

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:32 PM
WWE thinks its clever acknowledging all the fan complaints

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 08:32 PM
Figured maybe this week they would let Reigns be more vicious on the mic since Cena was last week but nope. He's been pretty bad with this promo war against Cena.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:34 PM
Wouldve been hilarious if they played one of the other times big show "collapsed the ring" by mistake

slik
09-04-2017, 08:36 PM
$$$ segment and $$$$ feud

(4 real tho zip the pants up Roman)

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:39 PM
Not feeling the camo kilt

slik
09-04-2017, 08:39 PM
http://www.lpi.usra.edu/lpiintern/alumni/images/intern_group/images/interns1994.jpg

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:44 PM
Mrs. Ambrose is purdy tonight.

A.J.K
09-04-2017, 08:45 PM
I just want to hear "No More Words or I can Slam a tornado" one more time on WWE T.V

slik
09-04-2017, 08:46 PM
Would be cool if Jeff Hardy won IMO

KIRA
09-04-2017, 08:46 PM
Matt is gonna beat Jeffs ass

Triple A
09-04-2017, 08:49 PM
cesaro and sheamus match followed by "puppy monkey baby" commercial followed by leesa mattress commercial...

A.J.K
09-04-2017, 08:51 PM
Would be cool if Jeff Hardy won IMO

yes it would. I'll Admit i am a Hardy Mark.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 08:54 PM
I can see this going to No Mercy if this match gets "out of hand".

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:02 PM
I can't understand whats going on with Curtis Axel's pants

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:03 PM
Not paying attention at all.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 09:07 PM
Wow. Figured Jeff would kick out and make this interesting.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:07 PM
"Whoa" at Miz winning a match cleanly

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:07 PM
How Jeff isn't in a wheel chair or an iron lung these days is beyond me

slik
09-04-2017, 09:07 PM
https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000126278165-snlk27-t500x500.jpg

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 09:07 PM
Probably would have laughed a bit if Miz lost the belt on a regular RAW instead of just waiting a couple more weeks for the ppv.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:08 PM
Maryse hot braud

slik
09-04-2017, 09:08 PM
SummerSlam feels longer than 2 weeks ago

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 09:09 PM
She says it's her time. But it isn't.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:10 PM
"Ha ha" at showing Nia Jax kill Alexa and talking about Nia Jax coming for the title, and then ending by saying "So we have learned at No Mercy it will be Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks"

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:10 PM
Given how small Bliss is that mustve been like falling off a building

rez
09-04-2017, 09:11 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_HA5Czhtx4/maxresdefault.jpg

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:11 PM
I wonder if Mickie James ever fulfilled the stipulations to the match last week and tweeted something that Emma told her to do.....

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:11 PM
Who ever put Nia and Kurt together to talk should be fired

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 09:11 PM
Welp, we can skip that match.

slik
09-04-2017, 09:12 PM
Give Emma a chance!

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:12 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_HA5Czhtx4/maxresdefault.jpg

I like Tori Amos's music

Dark One
09-04-2017, 09:12 PM
OH BOY! ANOTHER TWENTY-FIVE WOMEN WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 09:16 PM
I wonder if Mickie James ever fulfilled the stipulations to the match last week and tweeted something that Emma told her to do.....

Unless Emma made her tweet about moving to a new home, doesn't seem so.

Nevermind she actually did and also made fun of her.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh right I almost forgot <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@wwe</a> ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EmmasNewEntranceSongIsAsAwesomeAsHerWrestling?src=hash">#EmmasNewEntranceSongIsAsAwesomeAsHerWrestling</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GiveEmmaSomePersonality?src=hash">#GiveEmmaSomePersonality</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GrowUpEmma?src=hash">#GrowUpEmma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HashtagThis?src=hash">#HashtagThis</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/YouGotLucky?src=hash">#YouGotLucky</a></p>&mdash; Mickie James~Aldis (@MickieJames) <a href="https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/902677204068335616">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 09:17 PM
Jobberweight 6 man tag coming lol

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:20 PM
The ring breaking lost all its charm after Brock did it was a legit WTF just happened moment

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:22 PM
You do a disservice to the Guerrero name Enzo

GD
09-04-2017, 09:23 PM
I don't know how I feel about Enzo's promo.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 09:24 PM
Didn't they do this exact multi-man match last week on 205 Live?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:24 PM
going on a bit too long

GD
09-04-2017, 09:24 PM
Enzo repeating the same jokes from 205 Live.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:25 PM
Vince has butchered this division

Dark One
09-04-2017, 09:25 PM
100% chance Enzo's promo was longer than this match.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 09:31 PM
Am now watching the M*A*S*H marathon on TV Land just to get to Braun/Show.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:32 PM
Feel like the faces should be annoyed with Enzo as well

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:32 PM
Feel like they should disapprove of Enzo cheating

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:34 PM
that double dive was beautiful

slik
09-04-2017, 09:34 PM
I don't know if I know any Tori Amos songs...does she have any songs u can dance to or is she 'really depressing'?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:36 PM
Bliss side plates are awesome

KIRA
09-04-2017, 09:38 PM
I don't know if I know any Tori Amos songs...does she have any songs u can dance to or is she 'really depressing'?

Hmm slow dance maybe


She did a cover of smells like teen spirit thats thought pretty highly of

shes pretty somber

owenbrown
09-04-2017, 09:39 PM
oh yay more Chrisley knows tax evasion every week :roll:

slik
09-04-2017, 09:40 PM
http://www.essentialaction.org/tobacco/photos/mx/walmart.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 09:41 PM
Baloromo time.

slik
09-04-2017, 09:44 PM
RAW thread not very hot this labor day so far

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 09:48 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Celebrate Labor Day the most labor intensive way possible: watching all 3 hours of RAW <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/904746420892291073">September 4, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The tweet is correct.

This is hard to watch tonight.

Triple A
09-04-2017, 09:50 PM
put it back on and there was a Bray Wyatt and Finn Balor segment... just brutal idk...

owenbrown
09-04-2017, 09:51 PM
why do they always want to mail it in on holiday shows?

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 09:52 PM
Cole confused Total Bellas and Divas lol

Dark One
09-04-2017, 09:53 PM
All right RP, time to put up or shut up.

You're going to put down a million dollars for Alexa's gloves and sniff the inside of them, aren't you?

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 09:55 PM
:'( Missing Emma's old theme......

Dark One
09-04-2017, 09:56 PM
Based on how many times people's themes get changed/remixed week after week after a new theme, I am 99% sure no one listens to them before they play the person out.

Dark One
09-04-2017, 09:58 PM
Turd of the Year contest is a toss up right now with all of the remixes.

I think Kalisto's is in the lead, since Emma's and Jordan's most recent revisions no longer sound like they were recorded via cans on strings, but it's hard to call.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:05 PM
:lol: Alexa screaming the same time as Nia's raging yell.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:06 PM
Jordons theme sounded like it was recorded in the early 90s underwater when it first played

rez
09-04-2017, 10:07 PM
Jordons theme sounded like it was recorded in the early 90s underwater when it first played

fits the 1994 thread theme

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:07 PM
:eek: Emma's on a win streak.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:07 PM
Sasha being real generous not letting Alexa get destroyed

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:08 PM
Flipped back to see Emma & Nia win, as predicted.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:08 PM
Emmas winning !

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 10:08 PM
Woo!

#EmmaForWoman'sChamp #WhyNot

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:09 PM
Poor Emma didn't remember YOU DO NOT mess with Nia.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:10 PM
See them pulling a Shield powerbomb through a table on Nia

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:11 PM
Braun is like 1000x better at this than Roman whose had several yrs to make it work

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:12 PM
So Dean Just ignoring that window of time he had issues with The Drifter?

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:14 PM
Is this the last Raw before the three week for Big Cass?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:15 PM
why do they always want to mail it in on holiday shows?
Right why even bother if all you're gonna do is go through the motions?

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:16 PM
Windows 3.2 (Simplified Chinese)
https://archive.org/serve/win32c/win32c_screenshot.gif
#1994

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:17 PM
http://www.essentialaction.org/tobacco/photos/mx/walmart.jpg

Back when cancer sticks ruled the world

rez
09-04-2017, 10:17 PM
wait...wasn't cesaro already in a match earlier? i remember hearing his music

nevermind

rez
09-04-2017, 10:18 PM
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/15857/p15857_p_v8_aa.jpg

slik
09-04-2017, 10:22 PM
I just noticed no trons on the side of the ring...are they going to have another ring implosion?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:24 PM
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/15857/p15857_p_v8_aa.jpg

Member when PG-13 meant you could get away with a lot of shit onscreen before you hit the R rating?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:25 PM
Also good to see we've circled back to ripped jeans

slik
09-04-2017, 10:26 PM
Cena is going bald in the back of his head.

I noticed that too...having him dye his hair brown made it more noticeable.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:26 PM
I just noticed no trons on the side of the ring...are they going to have another ring implosion?

with the cage that would probably kill somebody

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:27 PM
I just noticed no trons on the side of the ring...are they going to have another ring implosion?

I was gonna say something. No LED ring posts either. Either it's to make clearance for the cage. Or, the ring implodes.......again.

Or someone goes through the ring Taz & Bam Bam style.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:30 PM
Cant believe GoT does not have a trademark on Kingslayer

rez
09-04-2017, 10:30 PM
Member when PG-13 meant you could get away with a lot of shit onscreen before you hit the R rating?

or what Disney would get away with in G and PG

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:34 PM
I have shots to take at this company but....I ....can't

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:35 PM
I was gonna say something. No LED ring posts either. Either it's to make clearance for the cage. Or, the ring implodes.......again.

Or someone goes through the ring Taz & Bam Bam style.

I'd assume just because of ring space.

Would be lazy if they did another ring implosion spot and probably a bit dangerous because the cage needing the ring for some support.

owenbrown
09-04-2017, 10:35 PM
https://blackboxblue.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/pulp-fiction_movie-poster-01.jpg

KIRA
09-04-2017, 10:35 PM
Green Machine is already better than Iron Fist

Dark One
09-04-2017, 10:35 PM
Anthem currently trying to figure out a way to sue the Iron Man and Superman cancer kids.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:36 PM
Cant believe GoT does not have a trademark on Kingslayer

Way too common of a phrase in history and shit.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:36 PM
IT'S NEXT!

slik
09-04-2017, 10:36 PM
1994 RAW


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PriSho0xq0o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:38 PM
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/15857/p15857_p_v8_aa.jpg

I see your 1994 movie poster and raise you Forrest Gump.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYThjM2MwZGMtMzg3Ny00NGRkLWE4M2EtYTBiNWMzOTY0YTI4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_UY268_CR10,0,18 2,268_AL_.jpg

rez
09-04-2017, 10:39 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz7qQtdjr9_Hg9HOSW0IaIe6CJRIZfjUqEWpg79fIoneSvp5VYVQ

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:40 PM
The New Price is Right
tAHOF77rHTw
#1994

rez
09-04-2017, 10:41 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1plPyJdXKIY/maxresdefault.jpg

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:42 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz7qQtdjr9_Hg9HOSW0IaIe6CJRIZfjUqEWpg79fIoneSvp5VYVQ

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ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:44 PM
Double reinforced?

Not enough.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:44 PM
King Kong Showsky

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:44 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjAzNTI0ODUxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTQxNzQxMTE@._V1_UY1200_CR90,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:44 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL IT'S A SHAVED SHOW!

rez
09-04-2017, 10:44 PM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ABC_SIMPSON_BRONCO_140603_33x16_992.jpg

My parents had just bought a new TV and brought it home. Plugged 'er in and watched the chase.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:45 PM
Best part about the last time the ring imploded was the ref's reaction.

https://i.imgur.com/xOhTmoM.gif

Triple A
09-04-2017, 10:45 PM
Big Show looks like a right bellend

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:46 PM
<img class="pswp__img" src="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTYxNjdjMzUtYzAyNC00NWJhLWFlM2EtNWM4NDBhZmQ1YjJiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDk3NzU2MTQ@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,67 8,1000_AL_.jpg" style="display: block; width: 600px; height: 885px;">

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:46 PM
Show has better things to do. Like get ready to play Destiny 2.

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:46 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Pulp_Fiction_%281994%29_poster.jpg

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:47 PM
Of course, the obligatory before hyped match commercial.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:47 PM
Big Show looks like a right bellend

Looks a lot like King Kong Bundy without the beard.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 10:48 PM
Feel like if they are so "colossal" that they need to reinforce the ring...... that they would probably break through the chain link fence easily.

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:50 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAedSSPRjejjBb_IfKAZmxVv-K0fRQBSxrGwWueEoZLR5AsMw

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:52 PM
A fatal 5 way on a show already nobody watches. Cool.

slik
09-04-2017, 10:52 PM
If anyone wondered why this thread is sponsored by 1994 it is because


Today is 9-4

rez
09-04-2017, 10:52 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAedSSPRjejjBb_IfKAZmxVv-K0fRQBSxrGwWueEoZLR5AsMw

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpN-AA0fUWKinS5y72xioD_-o0W6z3yG7BvomYaIMtU_bw-3Ev

+ Dumb and Dumber..was def the year of Jim C.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:53 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Triple A
09-04-2017, 10:53 PM
great stuff guys v funny posts (not)

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 10:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 10:55 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpN-AA0fUWKinS5y72xioD_-o0W6z3yG7BvomYaIMtU_bw-3Ev

+ Dumb and Dumber..was def the year of Jim C.

Agreed. The only thing I'd love more than his 1994 films is if he did like a buddy flick with Adam Sandler. Two of my favorite comedians/comedy film stars.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-04-2017, 10:55 PM
Commercial at 10:55 you fuck

Tom Guycott
09-04-2017, 10:56 PM
Getting started late as usual, let's begin:

Jason Jordan's theme now sounds like a generic version of the generic version of Kurt Angle's TNA theme (the rap remix of the song that resembled Lunatic Fringe). Seems like quite a rabbithole to make a bootleg of a bootleg of a bootleg.

Still would rather just see this guy make Porkchop Jones a real thing.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 10:56 PM
great stuff guys v funny posts (not)

Read that in voice of "James Ellsworth"

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 10:57 PM
What?

They're remaking Flatliners?

Why?

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 10:59 PM
Wonder if they were both just lying down for the whole commercial break

rez
09-04-2017, 10:59 PM
so...they were just laying there during the commercial break?

KIRA
09-04-2017, 11:02 PM
Big Show looks like a bigger version of the guy that plays Penguin on Gotham

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 11:03 PM
Totally landed on his arm.

Nice aim, Show.

RP
09-04-2017, 11:03 PM
I love these two in a match.

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 11:03 PM
Using the worst camera angle for the replay to hide the fact that he barely connected

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 11:03 PM
:lol: This Is Awesome chants for an elbow drop.

Was pretty cool though.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 11:05 PM
Missed the whole elbow drop Big Show is no Kari Sane

rez
09-04-2017, 11:06 PM
:lol: This Is Awesome chants for an elbow drop.

Was pretty cool though.

They're in Nebraska..in their defense, it was probably the coolest thing they've seen all year.

KIRA
09-04-2017, 11:07 PM
Vince backstage FURIOUSLY masturbating to this match.

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 11:08 PM
Announcers randomly calling Big Show's chokeslam the Chokeslam From Hell.

Wasn't that the exclusive name for Kane's variation, or am I missing something here?

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 11:09 PM
Extra overrun here.

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 11:09 PM
Ref almost got flattened.

DAMN iNATOR
09-04-2017, 11:11 PM
Vince backstage FURIOUSLY masturbating to this match.

https://m.popkey.co/432368/0JWdD.gif

ClockShot
09-04-2017, 11:12 PM
Awwwwwwwww. No big cage spot?

slik
09-04-2017, 11:13 PM
That was a great main-event. Strowman/Big Show work really well together.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 11:13 PM
Cage match was pretty good overall.

Triple A
09-04-2017, 11:13 PM
really don't like when Braun Strowman's nipple sticks out of his tank top

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 11:13 PM
OR ELSE

RP
09-04-2017, 11:15 PM
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 11:15 PM
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

Powerslam through the gimmicked panel of the cage!

Dark One
09-04-2017, 11:15 PM
Braun Strowman is a gift from the heavens and he should have infinite championships.

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 11:15 PM
Nice of Braun to help Big Show out of the ring.

slik
09-04-2017, 11:15 PM
This kind of feels like Big Show's send-off from WWE

Lock Jaw
09-04-2017, 11:16 PM
Camera guy standing the exact right distance to not get crushed by the cage

Dark One
09-04-2017, 11:16 PM
Braun Strowman should break Bruno's record.

rez
09-04-2017, 11:18 PM
Braun Strowman is a gift from the heavens and he should have infinite championships.

celebrities will soon start giving him their oscars, emmys, mtv moon men, etc etc. etc.

RP
09-04-2017, 11:19 PM
celebrities will soon start giving him their oscars, emmys, mtv moon men, etc etc. etc.

Give him? Braun will take them.

rez
09-04-2017, 11:23 PM
Give him? Braun will take them.

except meryl streep's. heard he's a big fan

Emperor Smeat
09-04-2017, 11:25 PM
This kind of feels like Big Show's send-off from WWE

Seems he's going to be out for a while because of hip surgery. Would explain why he looked in pain after the cage break spot.

Surprised he did the elbow drop spot if that is the case.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">just a fyi - hearing big show is getting surgery for a slight hip issue very very soon. expect a braun mauling finish tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; james mckenna (@chillhartman) <a href="https://twitter.com/chillhartman/status/904863701156601856">September 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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owenbrown
09-04-2017, 11:53 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Pulp_Fiction_%281994%29_poster.jpg

https://blackboxblue.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/pulp-fiction_movie-poster-01.jpg

goddammit DAMN iNATOR I posted it first :fu:

slik
09-05-2017, 01:04 AM
If owen was admin your ass would be banned r/n DAMN iNATOR

BigCrippyZ
09-05-2017, 01:17 AM
:lol:

I didn't even see Raw, but so far, it seems like this thread was likely more entertaining then the show.

Plus, 5 pages for a Raw... :lol:

What is this TNA or Smackdown? Jesus, WWE is shit now.

Tom Guycott
09-05-2017, 02:49 AM
Announcers randomly calling Big Show's chokeslam the Chokeslam From Hell.

Wasn't that the exclusive name for Kane's variation, or am I missing something here?

Looks like Kane couldn't take it to office with him.

Gerard
09-05-2017, 10:37 AM
Announcers randomly calling Big Show's chokeslam the Chokeslam From Hell.

Wasn't that the exclusive name for Kane's variation, or am I missing something here?

if he still did it like this then it would be deserving of the name.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/luDsBbSNE4w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The way he does it now is utter wank, the opponents are lucky if they're 3 feet off the mat.

Jordan
09-05-2017, 12:36 PM
Did anyone make jokes about Braun vs King Kong Gumby last night?