RAW is September 18th, 2017 ****OFFICIAL THREAD****Sponsored by DAMN iNATOR's Underwear

[slik]

RAW is WAR tonight LIVE on the USA Network!


* John Cena and Roman Reigns will both be in the building

* Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax in a non-title match

* How will The Miz feel after being embarrassed last week?


All this and more on WWE RAW!

[rez]

You couldn't at least wait until 6pm ET?

[owenbrown]

Thread title should be changed in memory of Bobby Heenan

[slik]

This is sponsored by DAMN iNATOR's underwear owenbrown

Bobby Heenan wouldn't have it any other way

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;These flippy sequences into standoffs are ruining wrestling&quot;<br><br>- If Twitter was around in 1977, probably <a href="https://t.co/SBVpwqJL0E">pic.twitter.com/SBVpwqJL0E</a></p>&mdash; Ben Owens (@bennyowens) <a href="https://twitter.com/bennyowens/status/908578202855120896">September 15, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's <a href="https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE">@AlexaBliss_WWE</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE">@NiaJaxWWE</a> because there's no point in saving any matches for PPV ever <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/909871373195104259">September 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Checking in to let you know that I, Lock Jaw, will be here in this thread LIVE, posting all my thoughts and feelings.

[Mr. Nerfect]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;These flippy sequences into standoffs are ruining wrestling&quot;<br><br>- If Twitter was around in 1977, probably <a href="https://t.co/SBVpwqJL0E">pic.twitter.com/SBVpwqJL0E</a></p>&mdash; Ben Owens (@bennyowens) <a href="https://twitter.com/bennyowens/status/908578202855120896">September 15, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Lol, no.

[Frank Drebin]

I think they underestimate how many people loved Bobby Heenan. Just a in memoriam screen and no video package? Cmon man.

[ClockShot]

Any real reason to tune in tonight?

Wanna go and put some more miles on Metroid.

[slik]

Damn...no opening tribute to Heenan.
They'll definitely do one during the show.

[Droford]

I dont get to see the ppv until like..next wednesday..fuuck

[Lock Jaw]

Damn...no opening tribute to Heenan.
They'll definitely do one during the show.

Yeah, for sure they will.

[Frank Drebin]

Any real reason to tune in tonight?

Wanna go and put some more miles on Metroid.

I tuned in to see a Heenan tribute video package and since they decided he wasn't worth it, I'm tuning out.

[Lock Jaw]

Fatal Four Way tonight to decide who fights Miz this Sunday. What a build up!

[Lock Jaw]

I tuned in to see a Heenan tribute video package and since they decided he wasn't worth it, I'm tuning out.

They will definitely have one later......

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz is right about Angle's son being a big loser and nobody showing The Bo the respect he deserves with a title shot.

[Lock Jaw]

Miz with that Day One Dad Is H

[ClockShot]

Wanna turn this off already.

This should be 3 hours of Braun killing people before the PPV.

[rez]

There's just no respect for our GMs. sad

[Lock Jaw]

Wanted Angle to headbutt The Miz

[slik]

Why are Axel and BO so orange

[slik]

Frank Drebin so dramatic today!

[Lock Jaw]

Salacious Six-Way now

[ClockShot]

Why are Axel and BO so orange

They're hanging around The Miz.

"A-List actors" love their spray tans.

[KIRA]

Kurts thousand yard stare is his default mode

[owenbrown]

might as well not watch this as they are pretty much giving away the result of the six pack match

[Lock Jaw]

I think people would be way more into seeing either Matt or Jeff Hardy fight The Miz than they would Jason Jordan at this point.

[Lock Jaw]

Why did they chow Cena with Nakamura on his shoulders when Reigns was saying "You bury all the young talent you can"........... Nakamura beat Cena in that match.......

[Droford]

Why are Axel and BO so orange

Theyre the Miztorange

[slik]

It makes me smile the theme song of 'No Mercy' is actually called 'No Mercy'

[ClockShot]

Betcha Jason Jordan didn't ask for this.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't wait until they turn Jason Jordan heel................

[slik]

But Miz is pasty white tho

[Emperor Smeat]

This new Jordan push would be a lot better if they didn't spend the past few weeks of him losing every match.

[Lock Jaw]

Every time I see Nia Jax now I think about Byron Saxton being all creepy trying to hit on her

[Triple A]

Every time I see Nia Jax now I think about Byron Saxton being all creepy trying to hit on her

When was that

[Triple A]

Wish Jason Jordan had a good theme

[A.J.K]

When was that

WWE ride along.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Alexa bounced off of Nia's boob when she ran into her.

[Lock Jaw]

When was that

Episode of WWE Ride Along...... Nia mentions Byron always trying to put the moves on her and described it as "Byron thinks he is already in a relationship with me"

They then call Byron on speaker and it is very creepy........

[rez]

Booker screwing up more words than usual

[slik]

TLC should reunite #RIPLeftEye and do the theme song for WWE TLC

[slik]

I want to see the Lego Ninjago movie...don't judge me...Lego Batman was pretty fantastic.

[Ruien]

Kurt Angles son is growing on me.

[ClockShot]

We come back from commercial and the match is over.

:nono:

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder how long after Asuka debuts on RAW will she lose to Nia Jax.......

[ClockShot]

I had a feeling Bayley was gonna show up.

[Droford]

Bayley heel turn ???

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley showing up to hype up this Fatal Four Way!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Emma get lost or something?

Makes little sense for her not to be out there as well.

[rez]

Bullies

[slik]

Alexa being bullied by Boring Bayley and Stinky Sasha

shameful

[Lock Jaw]

So, Emma is out of the fatal four way and Bayley is in? Would be funny if they just did that at random and expected people to just not notice/care.

[Droford]

Did Emma get lost or something?

Makes little sense for her not to be out there as well.

They might have left her in Australia?

[KIRA]

Bliss is so goddamn good at this

[Triple A]

Heinous attack

[Droford]

advertising a SD ppv on RAW

makes no sense

[Droford]

I want Elias to win but wont happen..obviously

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="nl" dir="ltr">Ginger Mahal <a href="https://t.co/U2zahOcyMP">pic.twitter.com/U2zahOcyMP</a></p>&mdash; HEEL TEM (@HEEL_TEM) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEEL_TEM/status/909853677472624640">September 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

Bayley showing up to hype up this Fatal Four Way!!!

I get the feeling it gets turned into a Fatal 5 Way before the night is over.

[KIRA]

Just leaving Emma on the back burner

Also they have MICKIE JAMES and have done nothing with her

Why does RAW need Asuka SD would be so much better?

[rez]

Just leaving Emma on the back burner

Also they have MICKIE JAMES and have done nothing with her

Why does RAW need Asuka SD would be so much better?

Vince showed up to give SD the kiss of death. show's cancelled going forward.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cole has a really bad knack of making any memorable wrestling quote sound bland or terrible due to his announcing style.

[slik]

Excited for the Heenan tributes throughout the night

[slik]

Strowman looking like a monster in this video package

[Lock Jaw]

WWE so good at these vidya packages........

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...Heenan tributes giving me a serious case of the feels so far tonight. :'( #ThankYouBrain.

[Triple A]

never hated a team more than cesaro and sheamus i think

absolutely dreadful

[Triple A]

cesaro and sheamus vs anderson and gallows . . . . . .

feels like they have had this match on every single raw for the past 2 years

[slik]

A word from our sponsor, DAMN iNATOR's Underwear

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[Lock Jaw]

never hated a team more than cesaro and sheamus i think

absolutely dreadful

I like Cesaro/Sheamus but they are dreadful because tag team division is dreadful

[Lock Jaw]

I hate Anderson/Gallows, though........

[Savio]

What's this bit about DAMN iNators underwear?

[Savio]

Isn't Batista in Blade Runner?

[rez]

Hating on Nostalgia? Dude, you starred in a TMNT movie not too very long ago ;p

[slik]

Isn't Batista in Blade Runner?

Yes

[slik]

Hating on Nostalgia? Dude, you starred in a TMNT movie not too very long ago ;p

lol

[KIRA]

Oh god theyre letting them talk

[Emperor Smeat]

Isn't Batista in Blade Runner?

Yes and was also in a short made for the film.

[Savio]

Yes

Hmmm, slight dig then.

[slik]

What's this bit about DAMN iNators underwear?

I will let DAMN iNATOR answer any questions about his underwear.

[Triple A]

Why did Seth Rollins become so boring on the mic as soon as he turned face

[KIRA]

The fuck is Rollins doing with those kneepads

[slik]

When was the last time we had a good and classic Rollins cackle?

[Lock Jaw]

Because he just started saying generic face things

[Savio]

I feel like Rollins and Ambrose should have had a "Dousey" of a match before getting back together and Mutual fisting with each other.

[KIRA]

Why did Seth Rollins become so boring and bad on the mic as soon as he turned face

Because the WWE only knows how to write Babyfaces as bland kid friendly cardboard cutouts

[Triple A]

Because he just started saying generic face things

Ya but even that "joke" he tried to deliver seemed so bad and lifeless... like 0 personality in his voice... compared to him being v good and animated as a heel

[GD]

At the SAP center and I am not feeling this one.

[KIRA]

I feel like Rollins and Ambrose should have had a "Dousey" of a match before getting back together and Mutual fisting with each other.

Phrasing

[Lock Jaw]

Ya but even that "joke" he tried to deliver seemed so bad and lifeless... like 0 personality in his voice... compared to him being v good and animated as a heel

Wasn't even listening, tbh.......

[Emperor Smeat]

Why did Seth Rollins become so boring on the mic as soon as he turned face

Because he can't do the Waluigi-like laugh anymore.

[slik]

Is Lucifer any good?

[rez]

Don't forget the WWE partnership with Scooby Doobie Doo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPf1D7liB0E

I SEE YOU, SHEAMUS

[Savio]

Not really interested in this match.

[rez]

Is Lucifer any good?

The first season was pretty damn good...I need to catch up.

The funny part in the beginning was Christians calling for a boycott thinking their beloved Fox News was turning their back on em..

[Lock Jaw]

Is Lucifer any good?

If you mean the TV Show, then yeah.... I really enjoy it.... season 2 was a lot better than season 1 (not that season 1 was bad)

[rez]

If you mean the TV Show, then yeah.... I really enjoy it.... season 2 was a lot better than season 1 (not that season 1 was bad)

The real Lucifer is a bit better

[KIRA]

Because he can't do the Waluigi-like laugh anymore.

I maintain he sounds like the beginning of Sideshow Bobs laugh.

[slik]

Not super interested in this match tbh

[slik]

owenbrown I see you lurking, how r u doing my man?!

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't even pay attention...... were Rollins/Ambrose "added to this match" in the commercial? Or was it always supposed to be three way

[Mr. Nerfect]

Have Sheamus and Cesaro meshed as a tag team yet? There's something about them that just feels really...incompatible. They're just two dudes who are technically partners even though they dress the same and like coming out together. I don't know, there's something that never felt right about it from the start, but maybe they've ironed out those creases?

[Triple A]

I'm watching the "G-Men game" now... giving up on raw for the night... tag team match felt "freaking unbearable"

was ready to be positive tonight but can't handle it...

[slik]

maybe I should watch episode 2 of Handmaiden's Tale instead...ep 1 was really good

[Savio]

watching youtube now

[owenbrown]

owenbrown I see you lurking, how r u doing my man?!

watching WWF Raw is War on mute

[Lock Jaw]

Wish I had the "willpower" to not watch RAW every week

[Lock Jaw]

watching WWF Raw is War on mute

He asked HOW you are doing, not WHAT you are doing.......

[slik]

watching WWF Raw is War on mute

smart man :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Sheamus suddenly forgot what to do during the match. Was weird of him to join in the pin with Cesaro.

[slik]

Wish I had the "willpower" to not watch RAW every week

I feel like I watch it because I'm home and it's one..there was a time period when I only watched YouTube clips in WWE's YT page instead though and it was way easier...could get caught up on RAW in under 20 minutes and only watch the matches/segments I cared about.

[Lock Jaw]

Triple A's former roommate "Ry" viewing the thread..... wassup, dude? You still watch rassling or do you just stalk Triple A's posts?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: <a href="https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE">@itsBayleyWWE</a> has been added to this Sunday's match for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WomensChampionship?src=hash">#WomensChampionship</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWENoMercy?src=hash">#WWENoMercy</a>! <a href="https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8">https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/909947557576609792">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

Double Double Suicide Dives was pretty cool.

[Lock Jaw]

Fans chanting "This is Awesome" and I'm not even paying attention.......

[Lock Jaw]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: <a href="https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE">@itsBayleyWWE</a> has been added to this Sunday's match for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WomensChampionship?src=hash">#WomensChampionship</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWENoMercy?src=hash">#WWENoMercy</a>! <a href="https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8">https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/909947557576609792">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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lol

[GD]

Good tag match

[Lock Jaw]

Curtis Axel hair funny. Also weird forehead bump.

[owenbrown]

He asked HOW you are doing, not WHAT you are doing.......

how I am doing is I am tired from a long day

[owenbrown]

this go home show isn't all that great

[A.J.K]

Goldust competing without the paint???

[slik]

this go home show isn't all that great

It sucks so far, really...boring

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Hawkins winless streak ends up at the same number as Goldberg's undefeated streak and ends in a ridiculous way as well.

[slik]

Where is the Bobby Heenan tribute....

[KIRA]

Apollo crews actually gonna win a match

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at WWE giving Hawkins losing streak its own special graphic

[KIRA]

be in a match sorry

[RP]

Just tuning in. Was fucking Dale Newsteads super jewy mom. Anyon update me?

[A.J.K]

who will be the Scott Hall in this equation, Zack Ryder?

[GD]

This has to be one of the worst live WWE events I've attended

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun should pull a Samoa Joe and find where Lesnar is hiding for this split screen interview.

[slik]

I feel so bad for you guys Guru Dave...one of my twitter friends is there too and said he is getting bored

WHY would they not have Braun or Brock or Cena or Roman in the live arena?!

[slik]

I hope Braun wins the belt

[slik]

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[RP]

Holy shit Baley is back!!!

[RP]

I dont know why but i missed her.

[owenbrown]

the fuck? :wtf:

[owenbrown]

Cena should destroy Roman on Sunday

[slik]

Will be kind of funny now if they do Roman vs Lesnar at WrestleMania now...feel like Cena/Roman and Brock/Braun are both bigger matches than that.

[rez]

The product on the field isn't honoring Bobby very well

[KIRA]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Lock Jaw]

SAY IT TO MY FAAACE

[slik]

Nikki did good on Dancing With The Stars tonight


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NIKKI BELLA SLAYED SO HARD ������ GET IT NIKKI <a href="https://twitter.com/BellaTwins">@BellaTwins</a> ������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DTWS?src=hash">#DTWS</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamSmackdown?src=hash">#TeamSmackdown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BellaArmy?src=hash">#BellaArmy</a> <a href="https://t.co/L2gU6qQPJ2">pic.twitter.com/L2gU6qQPJ2</a></p>&mdash; Annette �� (@AnnetteReid24) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid24/status/909954712111370240">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Did they really need to play so much of the Cena promo vs The Rock to get the point across?

[Savio]

Good promo from reigns

[rez]

I wish a mob of Cena clones ran down the ramp to beat on Roman right about meow..

[Lock Jaw]

Just realized this show still has an hour left in it...................... seems like it has already been going on forever........

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of dumb to use that clip of Cena from 2012 and not have him in the building. Would have been a lot more effective if Reigns brought it up during a promo war tonight and not just be another case of whatever Cena's opponent says getting shrugged off.

[KIRA]

Cena should destroy Roman on Sunday

Owenbrown you must be torn I mean you hate them both

[Droford]

Nikki did good on Dancing With The Stars tonight


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NIKKI BELLA SLAYED SO HARD ������ GET IT NIKKI <a href="https://twitter.com/BellaTwins">@BellaTwins</a> ������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DTWS?src=hash">#DTWS</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamSmackdown?src=hash">#TeamSmackdown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BellaArmy?src=hash">#BellaArmy</a> <a href="https://t.co/L2gU6qQPJ2">pic.twitter.com/L2gU6qQPJ2</a></p>&mdash; Annette �� (@AnnetteReid24) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid24/status/909954712111370240">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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If RAWS rating sucks theyre gonna blame this..

[Droford]

I feel so bad for you guys Guru Dave...one of my twitter friends is there too and said he is getting bored

WHY would they not have Braun or Brock or Cena or Roman in the live arena?!

They just got back from overseas tour.

[slik]

WWE should have had a weasel suit match tonight imo

[slik]

Good promo from reigns

The only thing worth watching on this entire show so far

[Droford]

Goldust without facepaint is just Dust

[KIRA]

Here comes TV win number 35

[slik]

Cena should destroy Roman on Sunday

#POTY nominee

[Savio]

Shoulda just kicked him in the nuts.

[KIRA]

Soooo a month ago Goldustin was a heel.....

[Savio]

Apparently the Demon Finn, since you never lost as the demon.

[KIRA]

Wrestlers can't hear very well it took Bray longer than it should to hear Balor

[rez]

Wrestlers can't hear very well it took Bray longer than it should to hear Balor

Cauliflower ear may occur when blood that collects in the outer ear after an injury isn't drained properly or becomes infected. Common causes include injuries from sports, such as wrestling, boxing, or mixed martial arts.

[#1-norm-fan]

I feel so bad for you guys Guru Dave...one of my twitter friends is there too and said he is getting bored

WHY would they not have Braun or Brock or Cena or Roman in the live arena?!

They just got back from overseas tour.

... How is that a response to what he said?

[KIRA]

Bray has gone from a cult leader who is possessed by a devil to a mere man

[slik]

Yes!

[KIRA]

Yes Cole you do suck

[owenbrown]

WILL YOU STOP?!

[KIRA]

Monsoon and Heenan seemed like they just had a blast being around each other

[slik]

Loved that.

[A.J.K]

Right now Heenan and Monsoon are at the announce table upstairs commentating on a match between Owen Hart and Mr. Perfect, Heenan making jokes at owen's expense and Monsoon going Will you Stop?!?

R.I.P the sharpest mind in Wrestling History, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

[slik]

BRAUNNNN

[Savio]

Would mark out if Braun started eating Enzo.

[Lock Jaw]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Braun murdering Enzo has just saved this episode of RAW

[owenbrown]

BRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Braun to help his buddy Enzo get paid this week. No weekly beatings means no weekly paycheck for Enzo as terms of his contract.

[RP]

Best thing they could do with Enzo is this right now

[KIRA]

Watching BRUAN hit Enzo made me so happy I need to change my pants

[slik]

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[Savio]

Nice of Braun to help his buddy Enzo get paid this week. No weekly beatings means no weekly paycheck for Enzo as terms of his contract.

2 paychecks this week?

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Neville murders Enzo on Sunday as well

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Braun Strowman is the greatest babyface in WWE history</p>&mdash; Brandon Stroud (@MrBrandonStroud) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrBrandonStroud/status/909967879805607936">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

Will be funny if they have a Cruiser match while Enzo is still lying in the ring. Sort of like that time AJ Styles got stuck on the ropes and WWE had a dark match occur while he was still there.

[RP]

Welp Enzo is winning the CW title Sunday

[rez]

Welll

It's good to know that they can always just use Braun to kill of everyone on 205 Live for an excuse to end it if need be.

[#1-norm-fan]

Will be funny if they have a Cruiser match while Enzo is still lying in the ring. Sort of like that time AJ Styles got stuck on the ropes and WWE had a dark match occur while he was still there.

lol Wait. What is this now?

[Emperor Smeat]

2 paychecks this week?

Depends if the King of the Cruisers opens up the royal treasury this week.

Funny thing is I think Cruiser guys actually do get 2 paychecks or extra money per week since 205 Live is a separate show even though its tied to RAW.

[KIRA]

WWE should just form a line from the lockeroom to beat Enzos ass for 3hrs

[rez]

or 3 hours of Braun raging through a Walmart

[KIRA]

Why is Neville beating up Max Moon

[KIRA]

:drool:or 3 hours of Braun raging through a Walmart

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Wait. What is this now?

Last year an episode of Smackdown ended with Styles getting low blowed onto the ropes. Then he stayed there during the dark match while everyone else involved wrestled the match.

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[Droford]

Golddust wrestled without paint probably because they apparently want Cody to wrestle with him at Starrcade. or nobody in WWE watches ROH and just think Cody is sitting around doing nothing..

[rez]

Isn't there a 6 man match tonight?

[slik]

As we reach the main-event I want to say a special "Thank You' to DAMN iNATOR for allowing his dirty underwear to sponsor RAW tonight.

It doesn't get much more RAW than that!

[KIRA]

We are about to be blessed with the cherubic voice of the drifter

[RP]

I feel like Jordan will win this.

[RP]

Why is WWE so lazy and cheap and not give the Miz Tourage there own entrance.

[owenbrown]

As we reach the main-event I want to say a special "Thank You' to DAMN iNATOR for allowing his dirty underwear to sponsor RAW tonight.

It doesn't get much more RAW than that!

:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

[owenbrown]

not shocked by this

[rez]

....This is still all going to lead to Jason and Dixie playing Angle, right?!...right... ...

[rez]

Bo lieve :(

[KIRA]

Oh what a shock

[Triple A]

Jason Jordan rules

[owenbrown]

I am rooting heavily for The Miz

[rez]

Wow, WWE? Bastard? That's not very PG

[Emperor Smeat]

Jordan-Miz storyline would be a lot more meaningful if WWE actually bothered to build up Jordan instead of trying again to artificially make the Angle story work.

[KIRA]

Hes not a bastard that was just a cover his real name is Targariyan

[GD]

Roman - Strowman street fight for the dark main event

[KIRA]

Jordan-Miz storyline would be a lot more meaningful if WWE actually bothered to build up Jordan instead of trying again to artificially make the Angle story work.

He probably wouldve been better received without the whole dad Angle....angle

[Ruien]

Jason Jordan rules

Agreed. Big fan.

[Triple A]

Jordan-Miz storyline would be a lot more meaningful if WWE actually bothered to build up Jordan instead of trying again to artificially make the Angle story work.

Feels like they are actually trying though

Trying to have Reigns and Cena give him the "rub" by shaking his hand "out of respect" after their matches, etc.

Wish they would give him a good theme though because his generic ass theme makes him seem like a jobber and "takes the air out of the room" when he comes out

[Tom Guycott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;These flippy sequences into standoffs are ruining wrestling&quot;<br><br>- If Twitter was around in 1977, probably <a href="https://t.co/SBVpwqJL0E">pic.twitter.com/SBVpwqJL0E</a></p>&mdash; Ben Owens (@bennyowens) <a href="https://twitter.com/bennyowens/status/908578202855120896">September 15, 2017</a></blockquote>
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The graininess of the vid makes it look like P1 and P2 in some obscure wrestling arcade. Like an updated Wrestle War or somesuch.

[Lock Jaw]

I like his theme now..... (was terrible before all the remixes, though)

I do feel like the whole Kurt Angle's son thing is hurting him...... without it, I think that people would be "genuinely" getting into him..... the whole "son" thing just makes it seem so "forced" and "disingenous" because everyone knows it isn't real, so they won't get into him as much as if it was just "wow, here's a new fresh face getting a push"

[DAMN iNATOR]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: <a href="https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE">@itsBayleyWWE</a> has been added to this Sunday's match for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WomensChampionship?src=hash">#WomensChampionship</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWENoMercy?src=hash">#WWENoMercy</a>! <a href="https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8">https://t.co/j4CZv5dVY8</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/909947557576609792">September 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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CALLED IT! (See post #61 for more details).

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feels like they are actually trying though

Trying to have Reigns and Cena give him the "rub" by shaking his hand "out of respect" after their matches, etc.

Wish they would give him a good theme though because his generic ass theme makes him seem like a jobber and "takes the air out of the room" when he comes out

Better than when he had the farting horns in the instrumental...not great, but a step in the right direction, IMHO!

[Tom Guycott]

Late to the Party:

So, a 4-way becomes a 6-way... I really want some Steiner math.

[Emperor Smeat]

He probably wouldve been better received without the whole dad Angle....angle

Yeah or at least start him off with better momentum than coming off the abysmal end of the Alphas. Like they could have teased the Alphas breakup was due to a huge surprise and both GMs doing their best to hype this surprise for the future. Then Angle teases he has a huge announcement and not make it seem like he's a bit ashamed at having a long lost black son.


Feels like they are actually trying though

Trying to have Reigns and Cena give him the "rub" by shaking his hand "out of respect" after their matches, etc.

Wish they would give him a good theme though because his generic ass theme makes him seem like a jobber and "takes the air out of the room" when he comes out

Seemed like they were on pace to do so until rushing him right back into a title feud and proving everything the Miz said about him being true. Made the "respect" stuff feel a lot more forced than it should have been.

They forgot how the whole Cena-Angle "respect" thing went since they rushed Jordan into a title feud first, then tried the "respect" stuff that felt forced, and then rushed right back into another title feud. With Cena, it went "respect" match, then singles matches and feuds to build up his star power, and then title feuds leading to his big US title win.

[rez]

When can we expect Dixie to become GM of NXT to give her the experience to come up to the main roster and explain this Angle/Jordan thing?

[Tom Guycott]

Kurt Angles son is growing on me.

I personally would still rather see Porkchop Jones.

[Tom Guycott]

Wish I had the "willpower" to not watch RAW every week

Likewise... but not only is it habitual since I was little, but it seems whenever I decide to skip a show, that's when a debut or a standout promo or holy shit match some other such "moment" happens.

I feel like I watch it because I'm home and it's one..there was a time period when I only watched YouTube clips in WWE's YT page instead though and it was way easier...could get caught up on RAW in under 20 minutes and only watch the matches/segments I cared about.

Thanks in large part to my work schedule, I pretty much use YT. And suppliment it with the thread. However, by the time I'm able to begin watching, show's over. Thus, LttP posts on the regular.

[Tom Guycott]

Will laugh if Hawkins winless streak ends up at the same number as Goldberg's undefeated streak and ends in a ridiculous way as well.

Will take a bit to come close to Brooklyn Brawler, though. Maybe he'll eventually get the win in Barry Horrowitz fashion...

[Tom Guycott]

Golddust wrestled without paint probably because they apparently want Cody to wrestle with him at Starrcade. or nobody in WWE watches ROH and just think Cody is sitting around doing nothing..

Or, Cody is going to make his brother KISS THE RING!!!

[Tom Guycott]

And finally, did Jason Jordan just steam Eric Young's finisher?

[#1-norm-fan]

Likewise... but not only is it habitual since I was little, but it seems whenever I decide to skip a show, that's when a debut or a standout promo or holy shit match some other such "moment" happens.

I was definitely the same way for a while. Would not miss a show when I was a kid. Never missed an episode of Prime Time Wrestling/Raw until like... 5 years ago or so when I got out of the habit completely. I don't feel the need to see things live anymore. Can just check in after the fact and look for anything "cool" afterward.

[#1-norm-fan]

Will laugh if Hawkins winless streak ends up at the same number as Goldberg's undefeated streak and ends in a ridiculous way as well.

Gillberg with a cattle prod run-in.

[RP]

Welp! I know Poit is dead. But still i have no clue who to pick for the IC title. I think JJ will win it, but who knows? Where would The Miz go from there???? I dont really know. He's la legit draw with the IC belt. Maybe he runs something with JJ up til Survivor Series? I have no idea. But i cant see The Miz dropping the belt at No Mercy.

[RP]

RIP Poit.

I'm sorry the gay AIDs killed you. Chad Gable should be arrested.

[Cool King]

I hope that maybe because his 100 match losing streak is now known to pretty much everyone, that it will be worked into an angle with him in some way.

It looks promising judging by Raw last night.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hawkins will be a champion by the end of the year given his losing streak. My guess is IC. I can see Jason Jordan beating Miz and then Miz costing Jordan the belt to Hawkins. Not in the space of a week or anything.

Everybody gets a turn.

[My Final Heaven]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2733911-wwe-raw-results-winners-grades-reaction-and-highlights-from-september-18

Rolling of the floor @ the Bleacher Report results guy deepthroating Miz hard in his "objective" recap :lol:

"Leave it to The Miz to elevate the quality of a segment.

The match itself was nondescript, a nonstop main event that never really elevated past the average quality of a televised bout. The spill from Elias was scary, and it definitely appears as though Jeff injured his shoulder at some point, but otherwise, it was uneventful and ended exactly as everyone expected.

And that is where Miz comes into play.

The champion added that final, biting line about Jordan being a bastard with such seething conviction that it would not be outside the realm of possibility for new viewers to immediately develop a deep dislike for the intercontinental champion.

Miz is so good at what he does that he overshadows his opponents, and that will be no different with the undefined, underwhelming Jordan character, which has yet to evolve past being Angle's long-lost son."

Ironic wrestling hipster with a thesaurus sitting next to him XD

[Cool King]

Hawkins will be a champion by the end of the year given his losing streak. My guess is IC. I can see Jason Jordan beating Miz and then Miz costing Jordan the belt to Hawkins. Not in the space of a week or anything.

Everybody gets a turn.

I like that!

[Cool King]

Hawkins breaking his losing streak by winning the Intercontinental Championship would be amazing.

[#1-norm-fan]

Why limit it to IC?

[Savio]

Hawkins will defeat the beast!