WWE No Mercy 2017 ***Official Thread****

[owenbrown]

Did someone say "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" before Enzo came out?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Beetlejuice, nice

[rez]

Imagine what the love child of Neville and Ellsworth would look like.

[DaveWadding]

ENZOJUICE

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is Enzo dressed like Beetlejuice?

[KIRA]

Enzo just made me hate Beetlejuice.

[Destor]

Having the upper hand for half a match doesn't make someone a heel.

I would explain match structure but i might ruin wrestling for you completely.

[rez]

Love the suit

[Lock Jaw]

Worried that Enzo will win........

[rez]

Kiebler looking schmuck

cookie doe

[Gerard]

Enzo waffling is about 75% of his "match" ffs. Just pads out the spiel to try and hide his limitations in ring by having short matches.

[KIRA]

Hes gonna have sex with the belt

[Destor]

Suffice it to that fsces take the heat, heels give it. If reigns was "full blown heel" thematch would be identical. I dont know what you guys are waiting for.

[owenbrown]

Neville should destroy Enzo

[Destor]

Reigns gonnawork the chain...or the fucking phantom gimmick

[Destor]

Make home town cheap heat lines

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah, Cena's not done. How many times have they done the "milk the crowd reaction after a loss and then make the sad trek down the aisle" thing and have the guy just come back like it never happened?

The arm raise was the only real noteworthy thing from the post-match stuff. Kind of tough to have a rematch and Cena win it without ruining the "passing of the torch" moment tonight.

Wouldn't be surprised if they do the same at Mania with Lesnar holding Reigns arm after the match.

[Triple A]

Vic Joseph seems bad

[#1-norm-fan]

I would explain match structure but i might ruin wrestling for you completely.

lol If you think Reigns went "full heel" in the match because Cena "took the heat" for about 10 minutes, then you're not the "inside" wrestling genius you think you are.

[Lock Jaw]

I wish Neville would work heel in this match

[DAMN iNATOR]

Enzo with a "💩" emoji on the back of his outfit. How appropriate.

[KIRA]

looks like Enzo is wearing a diaper from the back

[KIRA]

Neville looks so wonderfully evil

[Rebecca Reigns]

Owen Brown crying like a little hillybilly who just found out he doesn't get roadkill for dinner and that his favorite cousin to fuck is out of town.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is the crowd chanting "THIS IS BORING!"?

[slik]

Good ddt but still h8 Enzo

[DAMN iNATOR]

Enzo A-BORÉ

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena gave Reigns everything he had, ended up resorting to trying to put Reigns through a table and the match ended after a resilient Reigns kicked out of Cena's finish for the 4th time and hit his own out of nowhere for the clean win. How the fuck does anyone watch that and say "REIGNS WENT FULL HEEL!"!?

It's practically impossible to honestly say that unless you're watching the match with huge blinders on.

[Lock Jaw]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rez]

hahahahhhahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAH

[owenbrown]

what the fucking fuck?

[Gerard]

A technical masterpiece.

[Lock Jaw]

Enzo working heel

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Neville's title reign ends via a low blow.

[owenbrown]

reverse the decision, Kurt

[GD]

Wow! Enzo’s moveset is garbage.

[Lock Jaw]

In retrospect really glad that Tozawa took the belt off Neville for 5 minutes just so that Enzo Amore wasn't the first to take the title from him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Enzo's reign will be 5 days shorter than Tozawa's.

[KIRA]

So Enzo wins by being a cheating dickbag....against a heel

[#1-norm-fan]

:| Neville's title reign ends via a low blow.

Well at least it was a short one.

[Lock Jaw]

Wow! Enzo’s moveset is garbage.

Getting murdered and then cheating to win isn't much of a moveset, I agree

[Evil Vito]

Get rid of of the cruiserweight division. What's the point of having all of these amazing wrestlers in the division if they're gonna put the belt on Enzo fuckin' Amore?

[Gerard]

Get rid of of the cruiserweight division. What's the point of having all of these amazing wrestlers in the division if they're gonna put the belt on Enzo fuckin' Amore?

He probably sells tshirts, which is all wwe cares about, their bottom line, fuck everything else.

[Kris P Lettus]

I really like and appreciate Neville's new heel persona of him being a high flyer that everyone wants to see but denying the fans of giving them high flying maneuvers. Enzo has a Wu Tang tattoo so I should like him a lot more but I kind of hate him

[KIRA]

I predict Enzo is in for a legendary ass whoopin monday

[Lock Jaw]

So Enzo wins by being a cheating dickbag....against a heel

He's been winning all his cruiserweight matches by cheating, hasn't he?

Seems like everyone should hate him

[Triple A]

I am glad Enzo finally won something, or else him being on 205 Live or ever wrestling any matches again is pointless if they just had Neville dominate 99% of the match and beat him...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Forgot RAW TALK is still a thing after RAW PPVs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am not thrilled with that result, but it may turn out to be interesting eventually.

[owenbrown]

strip Enzo of the title right fucking now

[KIRA]

He's been winning all his cruiserweight matches by cheating, hasn't he?

Seems like everyone should hate him

Hes annoying, he cheats he sucks in the ring....he moves ugly,ugly merchandise.

He should by all rights be a heel.

[screech]

Enzo winning was hilarious

[Lock Jaw]

BRRRRRAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNN here to bring the show back up

[Savio]

BRAUNNNNN!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think either Braun wins via some kind of shenanigans or they do some kind of BS no contest/draw finish, but still cautiously optimistic that Braun will win the title.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love how the lights sync up to Braun's music now.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

WAR Lesnar

[slik]

Let's go BRAUN

[Gerard]

Wonder if we'll see Heyman jumping ship like he did to Lesnar with big show years ago.

[Savio]

Lol no pyro

[slik]

I miss Brock's pyro!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Brock walking with purpose!

[#1-norm-fan]

Over/Under on this match?

I'm putting it at 7 minutes.

[Gerard]

Over/Under on this match?

I'm putting it at 7 minutes.

Including or excluding heymans in ring rambling?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lol no pyro

I miss Brock's pyro!

The budget for it went to catering for Braun.

[Gerard]

Fuck me, they actually parrot the announcer saying "one fall" now. :roll:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Over/Under on this match?

I'm putting it at 7 minutes.

Over. WAY over.

[Emperor Smeat]

Based on recent rumors, this might be Lesnar's last match of the year since WWE supposedly used up all of his pre-Road to Mania 34 dates.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You guys stilll think the Universal title looks bad? I think it looks pretty cool.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hire Heyman as the new RAW ring announcer IMMEDIATELY.

[slik]

And the first three seconds of the match are a future gif

[slik]

This is lit so far

[Gerard]

Strowman bleeding already?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Braun with a cut under his left eye.

[Triple A]

love how every Lesnar match is booked... seems like every move is "important" to the match and not just killing time for 15 mins until the "big spots"

[slik]

Braun DESTROYING Lesnar so far

[Destor]

Legit didnt see where that mpuse came from

[slik]

love how every Lesnar match is booked... seems like every move is "important" to the match and not just killing time for 15 mins until the "big spots"

So true.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that Braun threw Brock horizontally through a table and Brock still won. Just sayin'.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did not expect the pace to be this slow. I figured there'd already be a table spot and a few finishers by now.

[Lock Jaw]

Why didn't the ref break that hold the first 5 times Braun was in the ropes?

[Gerard]

Did not expect the pace to be this slow. I figured there'd already be a table spot and a few finishers by now.

1 finisher so far.

[Triple A]

Strowman's nipple hanging out over the top of his tank top again...

[#1-norm-fan]

Strowman laying on Lesnar way too long after that pin. Got uncomfortable for a bit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Then it got sexy.

[Gerard]

Some wrestlers pull their singlet down, strowmans nipples are so jacked they force the singlet down.

[slik]

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[Lock Jaw]

One F5 only? What a p****

[slik]

LAME finish.

[Gerard]

wtf

[owenbrown]

fuck

[Destor]

Main was meh but the card was good

[owenbrown]

they really are going for Lesnar v Reigns at WM aren't they? :nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

Meh finish but decent main event.

Entire ppv was pretty good to great overall.

[Gerard]

So lesnar takes 3 finishers, gets in the least offence, yet it only takes 1 f5 to win.

Genius writing!

[Lock Jaw]

How do they kill time until Wrestlemania now where Roman Reigns will take the title off of Brock?

[Kris P Lettus]

Fuck yeah Brock

[Triple A]

weird finish

[#1-norm-fan]

Over. WAY over.

You should have just said "over". Had to get all cocky about it. YOU LOSE!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Should have Brock being interviewed on RAW TALK, and have Braun acres "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!", then storm in and powrrbomb Brock on the table to set up a rematch @ TLC.

[DAMN iNATOR]

You should have just said "over". Had to get all cocky about it. YOU LOSE!

But technically, I did guess over. I win! WOO!

[slik]

How do they kill time until Wrestlemania now where Roman Reigns will take the title off of Brock?

see my TLC spoiler from earlier. ;)

[Gerard]

They're probably missing a spot where strowman could poke the guy in the eyes with his nipples for a finisher. They pop out every fucking match, why not make use of them. :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Enzo on RAW Talk....... Why isn't Renee giving him heck like she always does with other cheaters.........

[slik]

Fuck yeah Brock

What did u think of the ppv -- overall I thought it was really good.

[Lock Jaw]

see my TLC spoiler from earlier. ;)

That kills one month....... many more........

[owenbrown]

Neville needs to beat Enzo's ass right now

[Lock Jaw]

Enzo very annoying on RAW Talk.... big surprise......

No one calling him out for being a big cheater.......

[screech]

I really enjoyed the show

[slik]

That kills one month....... many more........

Do you really think those three will be friends 4ever.... I could see another Triple Threat at Survivor Series between them/the next ppv.

[slik]

I really enjoyed the show

Me too!

Overall it was another great ppv from RAW.

[screech]

Is raw talk any good? Don't feel like staying up for it, but I'll czech it out tomorrow if something neat happens

[slik]

so far it's just enzo being enzo...so no

[Lock Jaw]

Enzo continually disrespecting the title....... says he will treat it like trash until he gets it in leopard print and blinged out with more gems

[Mr. Nerfect]

Weird that they put the CW Title on Enzo. I'm not surprised, because nothing surprises me anymore. I figured that they might try and go with him as a "character" to save the show. I wonder if Neville is going to just beat him and take it back, or if he's going to move onto bigger and better things?

[screech]

Me too!

Overall it was another great ppv from RAW.

The main event finish was meh, as others have said, but a really fun show overall.

Not gonna read your TLC spoiler, but I'm v interested to see how things progress.

[owenbrown]

I repeat..... Kurt needs to strip the Cruiserweight title off Enzo right fucking now

[Lock Jaw]

Alexa Bliss talking a lot of smack about Mickie James on RAW Talk

[owenbrown]

can't wait for Asuka to MurderDeathKill Alexa

[DAMN iNATOR]

Alexa Bliss talking a lot of smack about Mickie James on RAW Talk

🎶 Ironyyyyyyyy.🎶

[Destor]

Alexa Bliss talking a lot of smack about Mickie James on RAW Talk

Id pay for15-20 of that

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena's voice seems unusually deep to me.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena's voice seems unusually deep to me.

Using his serious voice

[DAMN iNATOR]

Using his serious voice

Yeah, I guess so. Was just taken aback by it slightly at first.

[slik]

Cena putting over Roman as "The Guy" and saying it's "Roman's Yard" on RAW Talk.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It was damn near 12 1/2 years ago, John-Boy. WrestleMania 21.

[slik]

Cena said he is not retiring he just won't ever be full-time again (sort-of, in his Cena way)

[slik]

It was damn near 12 1/2 years ago, John-Boy. WrestleMania 21.

So?

[DAMN iNATOR]

So?

He didn't want to say it so I said it for him. Nothing wrong with that! 😊

[Ruien]

Ehhh. It's time to see if Braun has the ability to stand tall after losing.

[Evil Vito]

Reigns/Lesnar has been the obvious WM34 main event since WM33 went off the air.

It's pretty much sapped my enthusiasm for any of the Raw main event storylines all year, just as I couldn't get into anything in 2012-13 when it was clear as day that Cena/Rock II was going to be a thing. I'm not saying wrestling has to be unpredictable all the time but when the main event picture is so easy to forecast so far in advance of Mania I just can't see how that can be considered a good thing.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena putting over Roman as "The Guy" and saying it's "Roman's Yard" on RAW Talk.

Ugggggh

Generic "You've earned my respect!" bullshit. What I was afraid of.

[#1-norm-fan]

Reigns/Lesnar has been the obvious WM34 main event since WM33 went off the air.

It's pretty much sapped my enthusiasm for any of the Raw main event storylines all year, just as I couldn't get into anything in 2012-13 when it was clear as day that Cena/Rock II was going to be a thing. I'm not saying wrestling has to be unpredictable all the time but when the main event picture is so easy to forecast so far in advance of Mania I just can't see how that can be considered a good thing.

It would probably be a good thing if you actually gave a fuck about the guy who's gonna come out of it all as the triumphant hero.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Aside from DAMN iNATOR being a huge faggot, I really enjoyed tonight's show.

[Evil Vito]

It would probably be a good thing if you actually gave a fuck about the guy who's gonna come out of it all as the triumphant hero.

Yup. Wouldn't have been all that hard to do either had they, you know, bothered to make Reigns look vulnerable so that he actually has something to overcome.

[Destor]

Aside from DAMN iNATOR being a huge faggot, I really enjoyed tonight's show.that was the best part

[Malfeitor]

Think it might be piped in as he's billed as being from Hollywood and they're in L.A. tonight.

I was in attendance. Crowd popped hard for Miz.

[Sixx]

So basically no surprises. Except maybe for that little faggot Enzo, but who cares about that.

[Juan]

Think it might be piped in as he's billed as being from Hollywood and they're in L.A. tonight.

Lol what? You think the cheers were piped in because he’s billed from Hollywood but they’re in LA? Is that what you’re saying?

[RP]

Nia wrestled real hard last night. I wish i could have been there to smell the tights after that match.

[Rammsteinmad]

Strowman losing clean, especially the way he did, seemed very lackluster. I thought he'd at least kick out of one F5.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, the main event was a bit of a head scratcher, but overall, I'm happy I watched.

[Big Vic]

It's weird losing to one F5 when like a year ago it would take a few F5s to take down an opponent.

[Destor]

It's weird losing to one F5 when like a year ago it would take a few F5s to take down an opponent.
Glad to see them bringing its credibility back. If you dont protect your finish you get reactions like the ones the the past 3 lesnar matches. Protect till mania though and you'll get a good reaction when Reigns kicks out of a few.

[Big Vic]

They should have remained protected in the first place.

[Destor]

yes, excluding super cards

[Gerard]

Nia wrestled real hard last night. I wish i could have been there to smell the tights after that match.

Could probably smell them in the 10th row at the arena. :shifty:

[Stickman]

Cesearo and Shamus should have won after the powerbomb onto Ambrose instead they lose by a weak finish. Cena vs Reigns was pretty dull and Cena should have won after the second rope AA or the double AA, instead he loses to a weak punch and spear. Brock vs Strowman was a let down but I don't know what more I expected, I think just something different.
It was a pretty good PPV but so many weak ass finishes and not understanding how to end a match has gotten tiring to me.

[Stickman]

Lol at Cena saying how much Reigns matured in the past 4 weeks. Dude, nothing changed.

[Fignuts]

Getting hit with two finishers doesn't really seem that weak to me.

[Triple A]

jesus...

According to those close to the situation, Cesaro did not get his teeth cracked or knocked out when he went mouth first into the post last night after taking a catapult into the corner spot by Dean Ambrose.

What actually happened is that the blow caused Cesaro's front teeth to be jammed into his gums.

http://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/cesaro-visiting-dental-surgeon-expected-back-week-243441

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck

[Corkscrewed]

OWWWWW

[#1-norm-fan]

Getting hit with two finishers doesn't really seem that weak to me.

When the other guy took four and every other match seems to require three to put someone down, we reach the point where two finishers is pretty tame.

[Ruien]

Reigns is fine but unexciting in the ring. Everything about him comes off as manufactured though. He's far less charismatic than any face of the company they've had and those promos against Cena were telling. He was out of his element. When Cena and Rock had their promo wars, Cena somehow managed to go toe-to-toe with him which is crazy to think of. Reigns came off like a fake try-hard. And I don't think that's all Reigns' fault. But the character is... not good.

So this. :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Roman reminda me of someone trying to seem quick on his feet and calm an collected. But you cant try to be those things. The money in him is as an angry asskicker.... Dont know why thats so hard to see

Imo Cena is good in the mic but he is also very over rated. Corny as fuck.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol I posted that in the wrong thread. It has been moved. PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR DISCUSSION IN SLIK'S THREAD.

[#1-norm-fan]

Roman reminda me of someone trying to seem quick on his feet and calm an collected.

YES. It's so noticeable it's distracting.

[Lock Jaw]

Can only imagine the incredible mouth/tooth pain Cesaro was in...... then to still go and wrestle for so long after that........ DAMN

[Arrogance]

Not so great PPV booking wise...some of the matches were called strangely...Lesnar versus Braun was kind of a train wreck, making both guys look kind of bad. Sad because alot of the talent were going hard.