If wrestlers wrote self-help books...

[The MAC]

...what would their titles be ?


Vince Russo : how to lie your way into jobs

Shawn Michaels : How to lose your smile and find Jesus

Hulk Hogan : How to fuck your life up, Brother

Chris Benoit : The art of family planning

Your turn...

[slik]

Ryback did write a self-help book!

https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Its-Feeding-Time-Professional/dp/194276183X


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[Arrogance]

Stephanie and Trips - How to put yourselves over and crush all babyfaces that threaten to get over.

[Schlomey]

Ryback did write a self-help book!

https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Its-Feeding-Time-Professional/dp/194276183X


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Ryback dresses like 1970's Vince McMahon :rofl::rofl:

[Sepholio]

Jericho - 1004 Holds For Dummies

[#1-norm-fan]

Nick Dinsmore - "I Was Retarded and So Can You!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Braun Strowman - "How WWE's Booking Turned my Looks from a 7.5 to an 11"

[Heisenberg]

Lex Luger(not sorry, had to do it, riding the gimmick right into the pine): How to Lose a Miss Elizabeth in 10 Days

[#1-norm-fan]

Chris Benoit - How to Kill a Legacy in 2 Days.

[Schlomey]

Lex Luger(not sorry, had to do it, riding the gimmick right into the pine): How to Lose a Miss Elizabeth in 10 Days

:$

[#1-norm-fan]

Jose Gonzalez - "Proper Shower Etiquette for Angry Wrestling Bookers"

[Schlomey]

JBL - The Idiots Guide To Properly Shit In Someones Luggage

[Heisenberg]

Batista: Proper Imaginary Weapon Maintenance and You

[The MAC]

Brian Kendrick - smile!

CM punk - Every second counts (too subtle?)

Matt Hardy - dementia for fun and profit

[Droford]

DDP - Own Your Life: How to Make Yourself Positively Unstoppable

Coming in 2018

[Evil Vito]

"Sleeping with Wrestlers for Dummies" by Missy Hyatt (foreword by Melina)

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen Hart: I wish I could bounce.

[Curtis]

"NO!" by Bobby Lashley, a book about slaying your vices and taking control of your life.

[Tom Guycott]

JBL - The Idiots Guide To Properly Shit In Someones Luggage

with a foreward by X-Pac

[Vastardikai]

How to Look Like a Badass When Everyone Can Beat You Up by Taz

[The MAC]

Ahmed Johnson - black man's guide to being articulate
Michael Cole : practical guide to DIY tatooes
JBL: 101 tormentful tactics
Kevin Nash : 4 hour work month
Scott Hall : beer pong for dummies

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun Strowman - How Life is Full of Unfinished Things

Stone Cold - The Art of Beer Catching

[Schlomey]

Sasha Banks - No Hair. Don't Care.