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slik
10-03-2017, 07:33 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2017/10/20171002_SD_ShaneKevin--0d15b28d57ef987d488194013adc15be.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xs/public/all/2017/09/040_SD_09262017hm_0525--d2d5735ba322e3d7110afef06fae70ae.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xs/public/all/2017/09/043_SD_09262017rf_0748--af8e88d10b4c8285a36b9bb4cdda0ba6.jpg

RP
10-03-2017, 07:36 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2017/10/20171002_SD_ShaneKevin--0d15b28d57ef987d488194013adc15be.jpg

The Face Off to end all Face Off's with the exception of that amazing movie Face Off!

https://fogsmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/face-off-movie-poster-1997-10203397541.jpg

Also the Uso's and The New Day do tag team things for 200th time in 4 months.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xs/public/all/2017/09/049_SD_09262017af_0554--9737f5e80503b86efba7bf36a159284d.jpg

and... Shinsuke Nakamura kicks things off with an incoherent interview

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xs/public/all/2017/09/043_SD_09262017rf_0748--af8e88d10b4c8285a36b9bb4cdda0ba6.jpg
Fuck me this looks racist!


TONIGHT ON SMACKDOWN!!!

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 07:41 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLArR5yUMAE-aHZ.jpg

RP
10-03-2017, 07:56 PM
I had a dream that i was inserting my penis in her last night in a bubble bath. And then owenbrown's head popped out of the water.

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 07:57 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's almost like we were running out of stuff to do with <a href="https://twitter.com/JinderMahal?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JinderMahal</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ShinsukeN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/915307785369288704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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rez
10-03-2017, 07:58 PM
This Smackdown better be good or I just wasted my 1000th post on mediocrity

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:02 PM
Most likely be hopping back and forth between this and the Yankee game.

DAMN iNATOR
10-03-2017, 08:02 PM
This Smackdown better be good or I just wasted my 1000th post on mediocrity

HAPPY 10,000TH POST, REZ! #FrankDrebinPost

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:03 PM
Are they going to give Jinder the racist trifecta tonight?

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:04 PM
Renee in just a basic getup tonight.

Eh.

rez
10-03-2017, 08:04 PM
Renee in just a basic getup tonight.

Eh.

She could dress as a nun and pull it off

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:05 PM
Halloween is a few weeks away.

Triple A
10-03-2017, 08:07 PM
Why do they keep making him cut promos

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:07 PM
Im starting to suspect that WWE does not know what to do with or how to handle Nakamura

Lucky for them the dude is over as hell

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:07 PM
Renee in just a basic getup tonight.

Eh.

Really like that she has gone back to her short hair, though

rez
10-03-2017, 08:08 PM
frilling interview

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:08 PM
Wonder how many languages the people chanting "What" know...

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:08 PM
Thank you for taking out the mouthguard

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:08 PM
Singh Bros. get their own music?

Why not just make them start competing as a tag team? Help Smackdown's tag team issue a big.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:09 PM
Yeah

Uh

Uh

Uh

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:09 PM
and there it is

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:10 PM
Why do they keep making him cut promos
https://i.imgur.com/BkStsHS.gif

Real answer is the WWE is a very promo-heavy company compared to almost everyone else in wrestling. Also they have a really bad habit of not hiding or helping with the weakness of wrestlers. In Nakamura's case, it would be his promo abilities in English.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:10 PM
Wish I had Jinder Mahal's majestic curly hair

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:11 PM
Perfect opening to bring in Asuka to murder the shit outta them

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:12 PM
Wish I had Jinder Mahal's majestic curly hair

I pictured you with a full head of hair

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:12 PM
Perfect opening to bring in Asuka to murder the shit outta them

The Singh Bros or Smackdown's Women's division?

rez
10-03-2017, 08:12 PM
Perfect opening to bring in Asuka to murder the shit outta them

Except Vince logic was to send her to RAW :rant:

RP
10-03-2017, 08:12 PM
Welp! Yankees are done. Welcome back to the thread Clockshot

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:13 PM
The Singh Bros or Smackdown's Women's division?

Singh bros. and My boy Jinder

Everyone in the Womens division on both shows is already dead they just havent realized it yet.

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:17 PM
Welp! Yankees are done. Welcome back to the thread Clockshot

HI!

Just in time to see Carmella and her bitch. Great. Not really.

rez
10-03-2017, 08:18 PM
Please send Bliss back over

slik
10-03-2017, 08:19 PM
So this means Nakamura is winning at the ppv...right....

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:19 PM
"Cats are magical"

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:19 PM
Ellsworth should cut promos for Nak.

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:21 PM
2K18 commercial:

"Be like all of these people...... Be like no one"

rez
10-03-2017, 08:26 PM
Please make Charlotte a heel again. I forget she's even on the roster.

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:28 PM
Thought Hispanic heritage was last month?

slik
10-03-2017, 08:35 PM
I thought this was Breast Cancer month w/ Susan G Komen

slik
10-03-2017, 08:36 PM
Show not really good or bad so far tbh...

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:37 PM
Lengthy package

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:37 PM
Feels like they should have added an extra stip for the Cell match to spice up the hype. Maybe winner becomes new owner of Smackdown or Owens banned from all title matches till end of the year.

slik
10-03-2017, 08:37 PM
Feel like Triple A has already quit watching and is jacking off to photos of Adele eating Salad.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:37 PM
Speaking of lengthy packages, can't wait for Fashon Files to return tonight!

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:39 PM
I'm still trying to figure out where SD went wrong it was on fire for a while now its hit and miss

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:41 PM
Who's the fucking genius that made Bobby Roode a face?

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:42 PM
When it was on fire you had AJ Styles/Dolph Ziggler/Dean Ambrose/John Cena in the main event scene.

Then you had Bray Wyatt/Randy Orton/Jinder Mahal.

Hopefully it can get back up with Nakamura winning the title.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:44 PM
"Ha ha" at Mike Kanellis whole gimmick and "appeal" already being gone due to Maria not being there because of being knocked up

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:45 PM
Happy Mike is back on TV, sad he is jobbing.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:46 PM
Poor Mike his ENTIRE gimmick hinges on his wife

shouldve kept in your pants buddy.

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:46 PM
Who's the fucking genius that made Bobby Roode a face?

He started off the same way on NXT and then grew more into becoming a delusional heel.

Only difference is nobody really cares about his first feud being against Ziggy nor would it even be good as a basis to start the gradual turn.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:47 PM
Mike is SD Curt Hawkins

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 08:48 PM
AIR HORN!

SECURITY! TACKLE THAT MAN!

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:48 PM
Audio guy screaming in the truck right now due to Ziggler honking air horn right into mic

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:48 PM
Please just let dolph go to Japan

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:49 PM
This jobber is talking tough trash.

owenbrown
10-03-2017, 08:49 PM
Dolph is such a dick.

GD
10-03-2017, 08:50 PM
Can't stand Dolph Ziggler.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 08:51 PM
If somebody had told me 5 yrs ago Ziggler would be more annoying to me than X-Pac was I'd have laughed

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:51 PM
Can't stand Bobby Roode.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:52 PM
Nah, I lied. I can stand him. He shouldn't be a face, though.

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:52 PM
Please just let dolph go to Japan

If the rumors are true about his contract, only need to wait till the end of the month for him to finally be gone.

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:52 PM
If the rumors are true about his contract, only need to wait till the end of the month for him to finally be gone.Good.

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:53 PM
WHEN IS FASHION FILES!?

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:53 PM
WHAT'S DIRK ZOGGLER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

Savio
10-03-2017, 08:55 PM
Then they will make "Dirk" world champ.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:55 PM
WHEN IS FASHION FILES!?

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E14/835934/837652.gif?b64lines=

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 08:57 PM
LINE 'EM ALL UP AND KNOCK 'EM DOWN LIKE THIS

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 08:59 PM
Having the entire tag division in the Cell sounds like a pretty great idea to do for a match.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:00 PM
Every single tag team all two of them

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:00 PM
Honestly think EVERY match at Hell in a Cell should be inside the cell.

Not just 2 out of 5 or 6.

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 09:00 PM
:| New Day branded underwear

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:02 PM
Jesus Christ the New Day must be rolling in it right now

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 09:03 PM
:eek: Neither team getting the standing tall moment tonight, wonder what that means for Sunday.

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:04 PM
You know something. I've been noticing a rather large uptick in Bullet Club shirts worn by fans at WWE events these past few weeks.

I know sounds weird, but every Raw or Smackdown these days there's someone in the front row wearing one.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:07 PM
When you realize Jinder Mahal has held that belt longer than Bray Wyatt

rez
10-03-2017, 09:09 PM
When you realize Jinder Mahal has held that belt longer than Bray Wyatt

Who hasn't?

Savio
10-03-2017, 09:10 PM
WHAT!?!?!?!?

:mad:

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:11 PM
HA! Fashion Files got bumped to Sunday.

Runnin' out of show.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:11 PM
No Fashion Files tonight.....

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:11 PM
Hey Corbin's theme has lyrics now.... makes it slightly better...... that intro bit still needs to go........

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 09:11 PM
WWE has a really bad habit of cooling down great things at the worst time possible. Fashion Files and Fashion Police being the most recent example.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:16 PM
No Fashion Files tonight.....

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S15E08/651234/653736.gif?b64lines=

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:17 PM
Dont want them to be too over

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:18 PM
Whoa. Tye stole one.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:18 PM
DILLINGER WINS!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:20 PM
Did not see that comin

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 09:21 PM
DILLINGER WINS!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

That he's going to lose ... wait a minute ... is he even on the card this Sunday?

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:22 PM
Aj really hits corbin where it hurts by havin impeccable hair

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:24 PM
That he's going to lose ... wait a minute ... is he even on the card this Sunday?

No, but Baron Corbin is!

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:28 PM
She has a paint peeling voice

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:28 PM
Is that Summer Rae?

Heisenberg
10-03-2017, 09:28 PM
Dana Warrior should drop one of the women in the ring and complete her heel turn

ClockShot
10-03-2017, 09:29 PM
That's Dana Warrior?

Oh, okay.

KIRA
10-03-2017, 09:32 PM
Randy Orton is actually in a proxy fued with Aiden English

AIDEN ENGLISH IS IN THE MAIN EVENT

Emperor Smeat
10-03-2017, 09:37 PM
Rusev needs to go the next step and have a whole month dedicated to him.

Make it a lot harder for meanie Orton to ruin an entire month of days.

Savio
10-03-2017, 09:39 PM
No Fashion Files tonight.....

They needed to fit a 5 minute Shane/KO package in.

Savio
10-03-2017, 09:42 PM
Rusev needs to go the next step and have a whole month dedicated to him.

Make it a lot harder for meanie Orton to ruin an entire month of days.Bulgarian taped ropes.

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:49 PM
:?:

What is the logic behind making a Hell in a Cell match Falls Count Anywhere?

rez
10-03-2017, 09:50 PM
just tuned back in... go Shane go

rez
10-03-2017, 09:53 PM
That's probably too much cardio for Owens to handle

slik
10-03-2017, 09:54 PM
Did SD go off the air 7 minutes early?

rez
10-03-2017, 09:54 PM
Yes..he's going to need an IV to re hydrate.

rez
10-03-2017, 09:56 PM
oh, selfie girl...

Savio
10-03-2017, 09:56 PM
So will the cell be down with the door just opened?

slik
10-03-2017, 09:56 PM
oh it's back now...Crisley Knows Best started playing randomly...KO def throwing Shane off the Cell on Sunday

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:57 PM
Fans chanting "THIS IS AWESOME"........ :|

slik
10-03-2017, 09:58 PM
I guess Shane is winning on Sunday

RP
10-03-2017, 09:58 PM
Think about your family Shane

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 09:59 PM
So will the cell be down with the door just opened?

I guess maybe they can just call for the door to be opened like a regular cage match? Only going outside doesn't gain you victory

Seems to defeat the purpose of Hell in a Cell

If it is just locked like normal it is even worse because it is essentially "Hey, we came up with some booking plans for the match and it would be a lot easier if we could just end the match out of the ring, so let's just make that rule for some reason"

rez
10-03-2017, 10:00 PM
Shoulda spray painted KO on Shane's chest..or F yo kidz

RP
10-03-2017, 10:01 PM
I'm happy that didnt run over into the new episode of Chrisley

rez
10-03-2017, 10:02 PM
DOES GRAYSON EVEN AGE?

Lock Jaw
10-03-2017, 10:06 PM
Hey they gave Kalisto his old music back on 205 Live.

Maybe they realized his new theme was the "drizzling poop"

slik
10-03-2017, 11:34 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="pt" dir="ltr">Ma'am? <a href="https://t.co/Trro72D0IF">pic.twitter.com/Trro72D0IF</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/915395331663200256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 4, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Sixx
10-03-2017, 11:37 PM
Why is the cruiserweight show called 205 anyway? Like 205 lbs?

#1-norm-fan
10-03-2017, 11:52 PM
Falls Count Anywhere Hell in a Cell match. lol

Destor
10-03-2017, 11:54 PM
Why is the cruiserweight show called 205 anyway? Like 205 lbs?

Yes

owenbrown
10-04-2017, 11:32 AM
I'm happy that didnt run over into the new episode of Chrisley knows tax evasion

Fixed

Sixx
10-04-2017, 11:33 AM
Falls Count Anywhere Hell in a Cell match. lol

I was wondering. How is that supposed to work exactly?

Evil Vito
10-04-2017, 11:35 AM
The falls count anywhere stip makes it juuuuuuust a little bit transparent that Shane's doing a sick cell bump (again).

Sixx
10-04-2017, 11:49 AM
As much as I never liked McMahon family to actually wrestle I admire Shane's willingness and ability to take bumps like that. Guy is dedicated.

Cool King
10-04-2017, 04:38 PM
What is this "teacup" thing Becky keeps doing?

It's kinda stupid and a bit annoying.

Lock Jaw
10-04-2017, 07:15 PM
I think it is because Becky and Charlotte are best friends again now and to show that they have imaginary tea time together

Emperor Smeat
10-04-2017, 08:50 PM
According to the Observer, WWE's newest plan for keeping crowds to stay for 205 Live is for AJ Styles to wrestle as little as possible on Smackdown and instead be the focal point for the post-show stuff till 205 Live starts.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Working every night. Saved for dark matches a lot on Tuesday to make sure crowd doesn't leave during 205 Live. <a href="https://t.co/kOnCDL3NZs">https://t.co/kOnCDL3NZs</a></p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/915396533427638272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 4, 2017</a></blockquote>
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DAMN iNATOR
10-04-2017, 09:11 PM
As much as I never liked McMahon family to actually wrestle I admire Shane's willingness and ability to take bumps like that. Guy is dedicated.

The man is definitely certifiable...he's jumped off the top of the titantron twice at PPVs, once vs. Big Show, once against Kane, both Last Man Standing matches, IIRC. Also, I believe @ KotR 2001, Kurt had to do the spot through the glass to him not once but twice because it didn't break the first time.

That's just listing a few. I seriously wonder at times how he hasn't been dead for like a decade due to all the insane shit he's done.

Corkscrewed
10-04-2017, 11:19 PM
According to the Observer, WWE's newest plan for keeping crowds to stay for 205 Live is for AJ Styles to wrestle as little as possible on Smackdown and instead be the focal point for the post-show stuff till 205 Live starts.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Working every night. Saved for dark matches a lot on Tuesday to make sure crowd doesn't leave during 205 Live. <a href="https://t.co/kOnCDL3NZs">https://t.co/kOnCDL3NZs</a></p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/915396533427638272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 4, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Has there ever been an explanation on why they don't just do 205 Live first, and THEN Smackdown?

#1-norm-fan
10-04-2017, 11:23 PM
I've always wondered that myself. It's like if they filmed Velocity AFTER Smackdown back in the day. Seriously, it's pretty much the same thing.

#1-norm-fan
10-04-2017, 11:27 PM
In fact, why isn't 205 Live filmed before RAW?

Currently, they do a Raw B-Show, then Raw.

Then the next night, they do Smackdown then another Raw B-Show

Wouldn't it make more sense for 205 Live to take place before Raw so that the 205 Live crew can stick with the actual brand they're on and then Smackdown can have a B-show instead of giving 2 B-shows to the 3 hour show and none to the 2 hour show? lol

Lock Jaw
10-04-2017, 11:41 PM
Now you're just being ridiculous.

Emperor Smeat
10-04-2017, 11:46 PM
Has there ever been an explanation on why they don't just do 205 Live first, and THEN Smackdown?

Not that I know of although I'd assume its probably related to them not wanting to start an hour or so earlier to set up the stage and prep work. Would be even earlier whenever they are on the West Coast.

Very likely they'd still be dealing with crowd issues except more in a PPV pre-show type of way.

Emperor Smeat
10-04-2017, 11:48 PM
In fact, why isn't 205 Live filmed before RAW?

Currently, they do a Raw B-Show, then Raw.

Then the next night, they do Smackdown then another Raw B-Show

Wouldn't it make more sense for 205 Live to take place before Raw so that the 205 Live crew can stick with the actual brand they're on and then Smackdown can have a B-show instead of giving 2 B-shows to the 3 hour show and none to the 2 hour show? lol

Main Event is taped before RAW although before Superstars got canned it was taped before Smackdown while Superstars was taped before RAW.

Also because WWE wanted the show to be live for its namesake, 205 Live had to be done after Smackdown.

#1-norm-fan
10-05-2017, 10:03 AM
It airs on their own network though. They can air it live at any time they want. Why does it need to be after Smackdown?

Evil Vito
10-05-2017, 10:06 AM
205 Taped

Evil Vito
10-05-2017, 10:07 AM
Still angers me that Raw gets Main Event AND 205 Live tbh. SmackDown is the one that needs the B-show.

#1-norm-fan
10-05-2017, 10:11 AM
Now you're just being ridiculous.

Order and logic ARE considered ridiculous in WWE world now that you mention it.

Having a brand with a 2 hour A-show and no B-show and another brand with a 3 hour A-show show and 2 B-shows, one of which airs live AFTER the brand that it's not actually part of is such a WWE-esque clusterfuck.

Evil Vito
10-05-2017, 10:12 AM
The cruiserweight division going to SmackDown gives you a chance to integrate the cruiserweight into SmackDown storylines when needed (Neville vs. Styles please) and might give people more incentive to stick around to watch the show since the cruisers are a part of the show you're paying to see.

Having a Raw B-show taped after SmackDown makes little to no sense.

Also cuts down on a travel day for the cruisers, which is cool because right now they're the only ones on the main roster getting fucked out of a day off.

Cool King
10-05-2017, 04:00 PM
I think it is because Becky and Charlotte are best friends again now and to show that they have imaginary tea time together

Is them being in tag team matches together and smiling and hanging out backstage not enough to show that they're best friends?

Cool King
10-05-2017, 04:00 PM
Meh, whatever. It's just silly.

KIRA
10-05-2017, 04:18 PM
The man is definitely certifiable...he's jumped off the top of the titantron twice at PPVs, once vs. Big Show, once against Kane, both Last Man Standing matches, IIRC. Also, I believe @ KotR 2001, Kurt had to do the spot through the glass to him not once but twice because it didn't break the first time.

That's just listing a few. I seriously wonder at times how he hasn't been dead for like a decade due to all the insane shit he's done.

Think being the son of the boss he felt like he had to prove himself he's done more than enough to garner respect but devil may care seems to have just become his style

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 07:53 PM
205 Live being done before RAW and SDL having a little show for Luke Harper to crush jobbers would be so much better. But whatever.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 07:58 PM
How has Shinsuke Nakamura been doing? I was just thinking that since this Jinder Mahal title reign is dying a death, they should probably switch the title at Hell in a Cell. But it just doesn't feel "big enough." Maybe have Mahal vs. Nakamura close out the show with the big feel intros, and then have the match thrown out when The Singh Brothers attack Nakamura. Randy Orton makes the save for Nakamura, but then Daniel Bryan announces that they are going to lower the cell and they are going to have a Triple Threat for the WWE Title.

Nakamura can win it in a cage with some star power there. If you have AJ Styles lose the US Title to Corbin, then you can free him up to potentially challenge Nakamura. Do a Zayn vs. Nakamura title match on SDL one week and have a MOTY candidate on television and get the reign off to a strong start.

If you want Mahal to be the WWE Champion for the Indian tour, which I think is dumb, but whatever, you can always move the belt back to Mahal for that and have Nakamura win it back when they're in the US. Or move onto whatever is next. Fairly certain they will be doing Nakamura vs. Styles at WrestleMania. Why not have it be for the WWE Title and have one of them win the Royal Rumble and challenge the other? Reigns vs. Brock can be set up other ways and is probably going to headline anyway.

#1-norm-fan
10-05-2017, 08:15 PM
From what I was seeing, it seemed like Nakamura was actually being handled relatively well for a month or two. Then they had him cut the generic face promo and jobbed him to Mahal via the paint-by-numbers distraction finish and now he's just another guy. Could care less if he wins the title now.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 08:18 PM
It's a shame. SmackDown could be so good so fast with just a few tweaks.

#1-norm-fan
10-05-2017, 08:34 PM
I was thinking "What are the odds Khali comes in the rips to door off the cell to help Jinder retain?" And then I realized that match isn't in the cell.

Kayfabe-wise, if I were Nakamura I'd be pissed. You lose your title match via outside interference by these two guys who are always helping Mahal retain and the next PPV is fucking Hell in a Cell. You're clearly gonna get your one-on-one fair shake at the title now. Then Daniel Bryan's like "Nah. We're gonna put this other match that doesn't really have a logical reason to be inside the cell in it instead and just leave you to fend for yourself again. Also, we're gonna make that other Hell in a Cell match 'falls count anywhere' just to make the fact that it gets the cell gimmick more puzzling.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 11:20 PM
I agree, and I do think that the WWE doesn't put a kayfabe hat on enough. Why is Randy Orton just cool with The Singhs always costing him matches and shit? Shouldn't he have received some sort of cage match stipulation?

Given that they're not above whoring out their own concepts, it would not surprise me if the cell is lowered at some point during the match as a "bonus." I mean, it also wouldn't surprise me if Mahal just beats Nakamura the same way and it's just the #2 match on the card.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 11:23 PM
I just read that Nakamura apparently has the best win-loss percentage in WWE history. Promote that fact. Do hype videos showing all the great superstars of the past, and how Nakamura is still a cut above them. You don't need to clarify "this only counts Nakamura's main roster run." You don't need to qualify that this only applies to the WWE. Just point out that he's a cut above the rest. Have him win the WWE Title and then protect him. No losses in tag matches, no silly non-title bouts -- he's the champion and he's the most winningest guy they've ever had. Star. Try it. Hollywood is not going to steal Nakamura.

When The Rock comes to endorse Paige, have him interact with Nakamura at some point and have The Rock "feel the electricity." Tease Nakamura vs. Rock as a dream match and have them fight off some heels together. Fucking try something to make this guy a star. Why did you spend money on him just to get "Good Funaki?" Fuck.

Lock Jaw
10-05-2017, 11:27 PM
Him having the best win-loss means jack poop because his career is what..... a couple months old to the majority of viewers? Even if they promote his NXT stuff more, it still isn't that long.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 11:36 PM
Him having the best win-loss means jack poop because his career is what..... a couple months old to the majority of viewers? Even if they promote his NXT stuff more, it still isn't that long.

You sell it. Play to your strengths. Of course Nakamura has only been on the main roster for a few months. But you don't need to point that out. Why would you? Just point out that the dude has the best win-loss percentage in WWE history, is a 15-year veteran and is a record setting and undefeated Intercontinental Champion. All those things are simultaneously true statements. Tell a story where you can. Because viewers that are still watching are not going to be chased away by this, but it might help build his cache with newer viewers.

For example, when JR used to tell me that Billy Gunn was pound-for-pound the toughest man in the WWF, it had an effect on me. It earmarked the guy for emotional investment. Now imagine doing that with someone good.

And put Christian on commentary too.

Mr. Nerfect
10-05-2017, 11:39 PM
WWE have a huge opportunity here. Time to ship out Mahal. Drew McIntyre is going to need back-up with Adam Cole in NXT, eventually. 3MB reunion down there; but a more serious babyface run for them. Heath Slater and Adam Cole can have a bay-bay off.

#1-norm-fan
10-05-2017, 11:55 PM
I just read that Nakamura apparently has the best win-loss percentage in WWE history.

El Torito is #2. Not even kidding.

Mr. Nerfect
10-06-2017, 12:15 AM
Yeah, you certainly don't mention that one.

Mr. Nerfect
10-06-2017, 12:15 AM
WWE really started to dip when El Torito left though. Just saying.

Lock Jaw
10-06-2017, 01:04 AM
You sell it. Play to your strengths. Of course Nakamura has only been on the main roster for a few months. But you don't need to point that out. Why would you?

I know the fans are dumb, but even they are bound to remember that he hasn't been around that long.

By all means play up his career in Japan, though.

Just don't pretend that his WWE win percentage means anything. Certainly present him as dominant, but no need to mention the percentage.

#1-norm-fan
10-06-2017, 01:52 AM
Yeah, I think the best they could do is play up the fact that he was something special elsewhere. WWE fans have basically known him as the guy who got hyped up and got the "he beat Cena" rub (that everyone and their grandma has gotten over recent years) just to build to him losing in 10 minutes to Jinder Mahal via distraction. He's nothing special in their eyes. Tons of guys have done what he's done early in their career only to end up as midcard fodder. Hyping him as something special based on his WWE merits just insults people's intelligence.

SlickyTrickyDamon
10-06-2017, 02:27 AM
Has there ever been an explanation on why they don't just do 205 Live first, and THEN Smackdown?

They should but maybe they don't want people watching at 7pm?

SlickyTrickyDamon
10-06-2017, 02:31 AM
El Torito is #2. Not even kidding.

Josh Matthews is 2-0.

Is there a minimum match attempts for the list?

El Torito had a win percentage of 91.78%

#1-norm-fan
10-06-2017, 02:43 AM
Yes. If there wasn't a minimum match attempts, there would be a lot of people who are undefeated and technically have the best winning percentage in WWE history. Including Lawrence Taylor and Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.

And obviously when someone mentions "WWE history" they tend not to mean only since the name was changed to "WWE". So Josh Matthews is not 2-0.

DAMN iNATOR
10-06-2017, 01:35 PM
Why is the cruiserweight show called 205 anyway? Like 205 lbs?

Because WWE define "Cruiserweight" as 205 lbs./93 kg or less.

Cool King
10-06-2017, 03:45 PM
205 (or less) Live.

Mr. Nerfect
10-06-2017, 06:37 PM
Eh, disagree. You mention whatever you can to get things over. No one who minds having their intelligence insulted still watches the show. They have told you time and time again nothing matters. You essentially have to start from scratch if you are going to make things matter there.

Mr. Nerfect
10-06-2017, 06:38 PM
Just some trivia about Jinder Mahal: The guy has been wrestling longer than Shinsuke Nakamura.