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Slik
10-16-2017, 07:32 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">TONIGHT <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> collide inside a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SteelCage?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SteelCage</a> LIVE on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> at 8/7c on <a href="https://twitter.com/USA_Network?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@USA_Network</a>! <a href="https://t.co/ddxnHB1dx8">https://t.co/ddxnHB1dx8</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/919956264754524160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Slik
10-16-2017, 07:34 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE2K18?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE2K18</a> - The most realistic wrestling game yet! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a><br><br> <a href="https://t.co/QJic1X97E3">pic.twitter.com/QJic1X97E3</a></p>&mdash; HEEL TEM �� (@HEEL_TEM) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEEL_TEM/status/920051164061880321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2017</a></blockquote>
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ClockShot
10-16-2017, 07:57 PM
Braun vs. Roman in a cage.

I'll take it.

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 07:58 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> in a cage. One week after Hell in a Cell. Like following 4th of July with sparklers <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/919941578881425409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2017</a></blockquote>
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KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:04 PM
I will b pissed if they don't go back to tactical gear

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 08:04 PM
WWE brought back the pre-RAW narrator stuff. Give it about a month before they go right back to no longer doing it.

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:05 PM
Braun needs to kill off Ambrose and Rollins beforehand if this cage match is gonna be any good.

Give 'em the Roman Reigns ambulance treatment.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:05 PM
I hate to admit But Roman and Bruan are fun to watch

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:07 PM
Hey, Shield in their old tac gear. And coming through the crowd.

Vinnie Mac really is desperate to get the fans to love Roman.

#BrotherVito DELETED
10-16-2017, 08:08 PM
I figured The Shield would bring back the old theme and riot gear at the PPV as a surprise. But why bother when you can do it on free TV.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 08:08 PM
This is awesome chants for nothing

cool

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:08 PM
thank god

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:09 PM
I guess it's fair to say farewell to the Crazy Dean Ambrose gimmick.

Most entertaining of the bunch by far after the breakup.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 08:09 PM
Uh, aren't Seth & Dean still the tag champs? Where are their belts?

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:10 PM
Why hand it to Roman

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:10 PM
I guess it's fair to say farewell to the Crazy Dean Ambrose gimmick.

Most entertaining of the bunch by far after the breakup.

He was nuts while he was in The Shield

Woken Anthony
10-16-2017, 08:11 PM
He was nuts while he was in The Shield

he needs to slick back his hair again.

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:12 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:14 PM
Christ, Braun is huge he makes Cesaro and Sheamus look tiny

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:17 PM
I truly think this was all a way to get Roman cheered I think somebody panicked when Bruan suddenly turned into the most over dude in the company and this team upfeels like its meant to make him a more clear cut heel

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:17 PM
.....Samson.

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 08:19 PM
:lol:

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:19 PM
The shield and a serenade its too much

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:19 PM
I truly think this was all a way to get Roman cheered I think somebody panicked when Bruan suddenly turned into the most over dude in the company and this team upfeels like its meant to make him a more clear cut heel

:yes:

rez
10-16-2017, 08:19 PM
nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:20 PM
LMAO

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:20 PM
I didn't think it could get any worse for Gallows & Anderson.

Yet, here we are.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:21 PM
OH SHIT!

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 08:21 PM
"Jason is a nerd" theme sounds better than Jordan's actual theme.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:23 PM
Aww that was like hearing Freddy Mercury team up with Prince

Jordan ruined it

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:24 PM
Titus making the most of his in ring

rez
10-16-2017, 08:29 PM
RIP John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey :( :( :( :( :(

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:36 PM
Tick tock, Emma.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:37 PM
Wonder has Emma picked her burial plot yet

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 08:37 PM
6 days left for Emma's existence.

Noid
10-16-2017, 08:38 PM
I'd laugh if Emma beats Asuka at TLC just to test audience expectations.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 08:38 PM
You too 5 foot nothing youre just as doomed as Emma

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 08:45 PM
That 205 Live hype video feels like it should have been saved for TLC.

Wonder if WWE is legit putting the effort to have better RAWs for the long run or are just doing the typical toss a bunch of things on the wall and see what sticks during the annual lull period knowing none will last come Road to Mania time.

Savio
10-16-2017, 08:47 PM
Ok why do they ALWAYS team up black people?

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 08:49 PM
Very distracted by Gallagher's shoes

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 08:49 PM
Ok why do they ALWAYS team up black people?

They're all brothers, right?

Droford
10-16-2017, 08:50 PM
Rich Swann wins lol

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 08:50 PM
Did the ring announcer announce Rich Swann and Alexander as the winners?

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 08:50 PM
I bet this 205 Live tag match is on the pre-show....... would be very surprised at two cruiserweight matches on the same PPV (non pre-show).....

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 08:57 PM
Cesaro, Sheamus, and Axel aren't enough to save you, Miz.

Tread carefully here.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 08:59 PM
Cesaro, Sheamus, and Axel aren't enough to save you, Miz.

Tread carefully here.

I would say use the entire roster but an entire roster has been buried before

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 09:00 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 09:01 PM
A lot of WWE Network plugs from the commentators.

I wonder if the numbers are on the decline.

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:03 PM
Uh oh

ClockShot
10-16-2017, 09:04 PM
Braun, be a dear and kill 'em. Please?

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:05 PM
Hmm...who's the 5th guy

Savio
10-16-2017, 09:08 PM
Hmm...who's the 5th guy

Hogan

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:10 PM
Hmm...who's the 5th guy

Bo Dallas?

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:12 PM
Alicia should be glad she didn't win last week. She gets to exist for a lot longer than 6 more days.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:13 PM
AWWW YEA

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:14 PM
#GIVEALICIAASHIRT

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:15 PM
Graves needs to shut his whore mouth talking bad about Alicia

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:16 PM
SON OF OF BITCH!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:17 PM
Give her a godamn rematch!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:19 PM
Alicia should be glad she didn't win last week. She gets to exist for a lot longer than 6 more days.

Silver lining I suppose

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:21 PM
Give her a godamn rematch!

Looks like she will probably get one!

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:22 PM
Is it possible for Alicia to become a badass submission machine if she's already been snapped for years?

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:22 PM
:love:

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:22 PM
Everything coming up FOX!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:24 PM
Looks like she will probably get one!

And I am loving life right now!!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:25 PM
Is it possible for Alicia to become a badass submission machine if she's already been snapped for years?

Shes flawless in ring I'm sure she could become a submission badass in no time flat

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:25 PM
Cruiserweight title purple again.......

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:28 PM
WWE wanted another Rey and they got him right down to his lack of mic skills

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:28 PM
Feels really weird Enzo is the one giving the beatings and/or being in charge for the beatings.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:29 PM
They don't have enough Crusiers to be forming a stable

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:29 PM
So the heel cruisers no longer hate Enzo

Cool

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:30 PM
I like heel enzo

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:31 PM
Stealing Gail Kims finisher..neat

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:31 PM
Now would be perfect for Asuka

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:33 PM
Y'know Enzo made 2 super sentai references and nobody noticed raising a generation of heathens

Savio
10-16-2017, 09:34 PM
So the heel cruisers no longer hate Enzo

Cool

Maybe they will allude to Enzo paying them off.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 09:35 PM
Y'know Enzo made 2 super sentai references and nobody noticed raising a generation of heathens

I thought I heard a Power Rangers reference but where was the Super Sentai references?

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:37 PM
The Shield is back but....

RP
10-16-2017, 09:39 PM
POOOOOOOOOOOOP INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT tt Owenbrown

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:40 PM
The bar wins the tag belts back I bet

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:40 PM
Sheamus music so epic........

Hearing Sheamus music and seeing The Bar's entrance was the best part of the house show I went to this weekend......

Triple A
10-16-2017, 09:41 PM
Enzo so much better as a heel

Triple A
10-16-2017, 09:41 PM
There was some "Ford F150" or something commercial the other day that said "We don't just set the bar, we are the bar" as their "tag line"

Wonder what's up with that

Triple A
10-16-2017, 09:44 PM
$5 Crispy Chicken Quesadilla Box seems like a lot of food

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 09:50 PM
Enzo so much better as a heel

Poor Kalisto needs a "mouthpiece".

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:51 PM
Just noticed no led stuff

Lets collapse the ring again

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:51 PM
:lol: at the double team botch by Ceasro and Sheamus.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 09:52 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 09:53 PM
Just noticed no led stuff

Lets collapse the ring again

I guess it is to accommodate the steel cage structure.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:53 PM
Rollins needs more pouches

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 09:53 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why are you upset, owenbrown?

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 09:53 PM
Just noticed no led stuff

Lets collapse the ring again
Its because of the cage's dimensions and WWE being too lazy to have a new one built.

Same thing happened last time when they had a regular cage match.

Droford
10-16-2017, 09:54 PM
Lol

Watch Jinder be the 5th man

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 09:57 PM
Why are you upset, owenbrown?

I'm already bored with The Shield... and I know they are going to bury 5 people on Sunday

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:57 PM
It's me, Lock Jaw.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 09:57 PM
why the fuck does USA Network keep promoting that tax evaders' shows?

KIRA
10-16-2017, 09:58 PM
I thought I heard a Power Rangers reference but where was the Super Sentai references?

Also beetleborgs

I just used the umbrella term to refer to Americas butchered version

still pissed about the Legendary Battle

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 09:59 PM
Curtis Axel's life is all about moments...... and this is the moment....... starting now.....

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:00 PM
LOL calling Curtis Axels bullshit

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:01 PM
Also beetleborgs

I just used the umbrella term to refer to Americas butchered version

still pissed about the Legendary Battle

our versions are so awful

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 10:01 PM
They forgot to modify Bray's voice.

Triple A
10-16-2017, 10:02 PM
jesus freaking christ @ bray wyatt shit... didn't see this last week... "cringing"... omg... worst shit

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:02 PM
LOL calling Curtis Axels bullshit

Axel going to be buried so hard by LOLROMANWINS he is going to turn back to Michael McGillicutty :'(

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:02 PM
That was the best shit Curtis Axl has ever done.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:03 PM
Thought Finn was just gonna show up as The Demon tonight....

Droford
10-16-2017, 10:04 PM
Bray Wyatt has been unstoppable?

Lol

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:04 PM
So damn is Bray dead too? Maybe Sister Abigale is actually Kane and Undertaker's sister that Paul Bearer never told us about.

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:05 PM
Is this WWE's way of acknowledging "trans"?

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 10:05 PM
They forgot to modify Bray's voice.

Thought something sounded a bit off about the replay video.

Triple A
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
i h8 wrestling

i'm leaving forever

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
Was there an alteration last week? Maybe it was stupid and they dropped it in replacement of a bad falsetto.

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
:lol: at the demon transitions.

Finn's face sort of looks like a Halloween version of Goldust.

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
Dear Lord, I hope they pull off a miracle.

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
OMG "These weren't just stories, these were REAL" .... good god WWE writers are garbage.

Droford
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
Glitch like no one

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:07 PM
what the fuck did I watch?

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 10:08 PM
Was there an alteration last week? Maybe it was stupid and they dropped it in replacement of a bad falsetto.

There was more female voice and duo voices in last week's promo. The replay the WWE showed made it seem worse than it was.

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:09 PM
Damn that wasn't good.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:09 PM
i h8 wrestling

i'm leaving forever

Goodbye.......

Enjoy your life/freedom.....

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:10 PM
They took a simple concept: that Finn Fights harder when he puts on body paint thats all

and turned it into some high fantasy bullshit

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:11 PM
6 days until a murder in the ring :o

Droford
10-16-2017, 10:11 PM
:lol: at the demon transitions.

Finn's face sort of looks like a Halloween version of Goldust.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/photo/image/2015/05/WCW2057-472174941.jpg

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:12 PM
YA!

Jordan X
10-16-2017, 10:12 PM
They took a simple concept: that Finn Fights harder when he puts on body paint thats all

and turned it into some high fantasy bullshit

And they had to go the supernatural route with Bray instead of the "tie you up and leave you in the shed until he wants to play with you" psycho hypnotist cult leader. So stupid. If WWE wanted to play with fear, just root the shit in reality like a good horror movie.

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 10:13 PM
I miss Emma's Evil Emma entrance.

Woken Anthony
10-16-2017, 10:13 PM
Emma's last will and Testament will be to get Zack Ryder to stay in catering and she will be having a closed casket funeral due to the state of her corpse.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:14 PM
I bet Mickie James pins the champion tonight and I will ask what it will mean for this Sunday night.

rez
10-16-2017, 10:15 PM
How come Bailey gets her blow up things but we can't have pyro :|

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:16 PM
Alex and Emma...... Team Nice Buns

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:16 PM
Teddy Long must be running Raw tonight.... TAG TEAM MATCHES PLAYA

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:18 PM
And they had to go the supernatural route with Bray instead of the "tie you up and leave you in the shed until he wants to play with you" psycho hypnotist cult leader. So stupid. If WWE wanted to play with fear, just root the shit in reality like a good horror movie.

:yes:

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8Gk0cgp.jpg

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:19 PM
stop giving RP fap material, Lock Jaw :roll:

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:24 PM
Wait, are they really doing the trans stuff with Bray Wyatt?

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:25 PM
No, he isn't trans. He is just possessed by the spirit of his dead mother-figure, Sister Abigail.

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:26 PM
Are we certain that Abigail wasn't trans though?

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:27 PM
Abigail the Butcher. Just saying.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:27 PM
MICKIE JAMES JUST PINNED THE CHAMPION!!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT???????!!!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:27 PM
I had a joke about being glad Mickie went back to wrestling before the Vegas thing but it would be in poor taste

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:28 PM
Well guess that means Mickie isn't winning on Sunday and then we can count down to Asuka murdering the Raw Women's division on the way to the title

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 10:28 PM
Wait, are they really doing the trans stuff with Bray Wyatt?

Probably going to be him just having special face paint and maybe a veil like in the promos but wouldn't put it past the WWE to have him also wear a tattered dress to complete the alternate persona for the match.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:28 PM
RIP in Peace Curtis Axel

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:29 PM
This era in wrestling history, while seemingly boring right now, is going to be looked back as such a curiosity. It's going to be something analysts will be doing podcasts about in 20 years and asking "Wtf?!" Some of the gimmicks are cartoon era bad. Worse. The structure of the shows, the positioning of certain talent, the presentation and promos. We're living it, but I guarantee this is remembered as one of the weirdest fucking times in wrestling.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:30 PM
Swerve Curtis joins The Shield

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:35 PM
Probably going to be him just having special face paint and maybe a veil like in the promos but wouldn't put it past the WWE to have him also wear a tattered dress to complete the alternate persona for the match.

I've never been the biggest fan of Wyatt. I'm also not someone who thought he was ruined when, for example, he didn't beat Cena. Although he probably should have beat Cena. They think they have something with him. They think that he can lose every week and just come out and do his shtick and they can plug him in anywhere.

We're in an era where guys aren't really "pushed" in that protected sense, but they are "consistently featured." Bray Wyatt is consistently featured. I just wonder where that line gets crossed, and wrestling remembers that it has to be a little bit wrestling and Bray is "done."

How close can they fly to sun? At what point does he come out and Sister Abigail, fuck it, The Rock, and there are cricket chirps? Dolph Ziggler is reaching that point, if he hasn't already gone past it.

rez
10-16-2017, 10:36 PM
biscuit butt :D

Noid
10-16-2017, 10:37 PM
What has Axel done this Raw? His name seems to be coming up a lot.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:37 PM
biscuit butt :D

A good enough way to describe it.......

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:39 PM
A good enough way to describe it.......

Trying to understand that nickname

I had to laugh when my first thought was Mickie has been staring at Bliss's ass

Droford
10-16-2017, 10:39 PM
So its the Demon vs Sister Abigail

Wonder if Sister Abigails finisher is Bray Wyatt

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 10:39 PM
Well that's an OSHA violation if I ever saw one... #SHUTWWEDOWN

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:40 PM
bet that feels amazing on Axels lower back

rez
10-16-2017, 10:40 PM
Urban Dictionary: biscuit butt
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=biscuit%20butt
A small, but lifted butt. Cute and in-shape. You could tell she was in shape because of her biscuit butt.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:42 PM
Urban Dictionary: biscuit butt
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=biscuit%20butt
A small, but lifted butt. Cute and in-shape. You could tell she was in shape because of her biscuit butt.

So she has been staring at it

rez
10-16-2017, 10:43 PM
So she has been staring at it

It's what drew her back to the WWE :heart:

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:43 PM
Well that's an OSHA violation if I ever saw one... #SHUTWWEDOWN

FUCK OSHA COMPLIANCE! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:44 PM
Renee looking lovely

rez
10-16-2017, 10:45 PM
FUCK OSHA COMPLIANCE! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!

Got my 30 hour osha card in an elective course in college. I'll shut this whole place down. :wtf:

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:45 PM
I'll give 205 live this the theme song is cool ish

Droford
10-16-2017, 10:45 PM
Booker T should be the 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time 5th man so he can wrestle in Houston at Survivor Series

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:47 PM
:lol: it only works when hes with Rollins and Ambrose :rofl:

rez
10-16-2017, 10:50 PM
They should send Braun to the middle east to take out ISIS. The only thing he'll need is a pocket full of Jack Link's Jerky.

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 10:51 PM
This is the fifth page.........

Fifth page.....

Fifth man..........

Coincidence..... or conspiracy?

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:57 PM
Braun is like I'm not locked in here with you YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

KIRA
10-16-2017, 10:59 PM
Rollins moves like a fucking cat

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 10:59 PM
That sequence from the top of the cage could have gone horribly wrong for Reigns once he flipped over. Amazed Braun grabbed him in time for the suplex.

Tom Guycott
10-16-2017, 11:00 PM
I will b pissed if they don't go back to tactical gear

... and a helicopter.

Droford
10-16-2017, 11:01 PM
Why was there a Fred Flintstone doll backstage

KIRA
10-16-2017, 11:01 PM
Joe is the last guy

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 11:02 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thank you WWE for giving us this random backstage man and his collection of dolls that he'll stop at nothing to protect. <a href="https://t.co/M2Nc0yjIJJ">pic.twitter.com/M2Nc0yjIJJ</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/920122769987252224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Seph
10-16-2017, 11:03 PM
WTF IS THIS

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 11:04 PM
Kane drop out of the mayor's race in Knoxville?

Droford
10-16-2017, 11:04 PM
Kane avenging Taker

Makes too much sense

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 11:04 PM
That's...that's gotta be KAAAAANE!

Lock Jaw
10-16-2017, 11:05 PM
BAHGAWD IT'S KANE!!!! KANE IS HERE!!!! MAYOR KANE!!!!!

#BrotherVito DELETED
10-16-2017, 11:05 PM
Mayor Kane

Droford
10-16-2017, 11:05 PM
Bustin out the tombstone

Seph
10-16-2017, 11:06 PM
Well that was unexpected.

Droford
10-16-2017, 11:06 PM
Well we know eventually we have to get Demon Kane vs Demon Balor

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 11:06 PM
:y: Braun wins.

owenbrown
10-16-2017, 11:06 PM
was NOT expecting this

KIRA
10-16-2017, 11:07 PM
yep I'm surprised

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 11:07 PM
Wasn't Kane a part of the Smackdown roster?

rez
10-16-2017, 11:08 PM
so..in what bullshit way will the shield win?

Droford
10-16-2017, 11:09 PM
so..in what bullshit way will the shield win?

Maybe they wont

Dark One
10-16-2017, 11:09 PM
I don't know why they're acting like 5-on-3 is insurmountable odds for The Shield.

They'd book Roman over all five of those dudes in a 5-on-1 match.

KIRA
10-16-2017, 11:11 PM
I don't know why they're acting like 5-on-3 is insurmountable odds for The Shield.

They'd book Roman over all five of those dudes in a 5-on-1 match.

He actually beat league of Nations single handed if I recall

if anything this match is still unfair to Miz's team

Seph
10-16-2017, 11:13 PM
Undertaker gonna take out Reigns at this rate.

Emperor Smeat
10-16-2017, 11:15 PM
He actually beat league of Nations single handed if I recall

if anything this match is still unfair to Miz's team

They need to add Bo Dallas and whatever is left of Axel for Miz's team to get some decent Steiner math odds.

Tom Guycott
10-16-2017, 11:17 PM
Ok why do they ALWAYS team up black people?

The only exceptions I can think of are WGTT, High Energy, and anyone Owen tagged with when he was part of The Nation. Like, in the history of WWE. Damn.

OH SHIT, APA! Didn't even think about that until I typed "damn".

Tom Guycott
10-16-2017, 11:38 PM
Is it possible for Alicia to become a badass submission machine if she's already been snapped for years?

It would be extra special if she incorporated JBL's hat and CM Punk's diet soda.

And taking what's left of Goldust hostage again.

Benny Lava
10-16-2017, 11:40 PM
Wasn't Kane a part of the Smackdown roster?

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/kane

Yep.

Seph
10-16-2017, 11:43 PM
Wasn't Kane a part of the Smackdown roster?

So was John Cena; then he left for a few months and was suddenly declared a "free agent". I'm guessing the same applies to Kane.

Dark One
10-17-2017, 12:01 AM
DEMON Kane does not respect the rules and regulations of WWE and its bylaws like CORPORATE Kane did.

Lock Jaw
10-17-2017, 12:05 AM
Hi @Dark One

Miss the days when you would post regularly here in the rassling forum and also on the casual forum.

ALTERNATE RESPONSE:

All Demons go to RAW

Tom Guycott
10-17-2017, 12:31 AM
Rollins needs more pouches

Call Rob Liefeld

Benny Lava
10-17-2017, 12:40 AM
So was John Cena; then he left for a few months and was suddenly declared a "free agent". I'm guessing the same applies to Kane.

Well, he is Republican.

Tom Guycott
10-17-2017, 12:50 AM
Swerve Curtis joins The Shield

Seems like it would make more sense in a Survivor Series context. The Devil's Favorite Demon, The Monster Among Men, and The Miz all walk into... er... around with The Bar. Curtis is made to look like an ass for the next month, which kinda gets him and Bo sideways with Miz. Then, The Shield eventually gets their numbers bolstered by an Axel and Dallas face turn. Classic five man elimination.

Or, they step it up into a six on six, and have Bo stay with Miz, but Axel helps The Shield AND they unite with a re-RE-returning Revival.

Stickman
10-17-2017, 02:32 AM
Bray Wyatt and Finn Baylor had to be one of the cringiest feuds ever.

Knowing the Sheild are going over 5 upper mid careers is boring.

I'm losing a lot of patience with the wwe right now

Slik
10-17-2017, 02:44 AM
Fell asleep right after RAW started...will watch clips on WWE's YT page to catch up (and prob enjoy RAW way more than usual tbh)

KIRA
10-17-2017, 02:53 AM
Call Rob Liefeld

Anybody but that hack hell, let Lawler do it.

Slik
10-17-2017, 02:54 AM
Skimmed thru cruiserweight segment...seems like Enzo will win the belt back and feud w/ Mustafa Ali next

Finn Balor promo skimmed thru...Bray Wyatt feud so cringey...every Bray Wyatt feud now seems ultra-cringey.

Slik
10-17-2017, 02:59 AM
KANE

Miz, Braun both on their A+ game. KANE standing next to Braun was a cool visual to end RAW.

KIRA
10-17-2017, 02:59 AM
Skimmed thru cruiserweight segment...seems like Enzo will win the belt back and feud w/ Mustafa Ali next

Finn Balor promo skimmed thru...Bray Wyatt feud so cringey...every Bray Wyatt feud now seems ultra-cringey.

His premise as a creepy (questionably possessed) cult leader is great

and plenty scary on its own there was no need to go all halloween funhouse

And I already talked about Balor there was just no need for this

Slik
10-17-2017, 03:00 AM
Hell Yeah!


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Slik
10-17-2017, 03:01 AM
Caught up on RAW in under 20 minutes, sweet.

Tom Guycott
10-17-2017, 04:49 AM
Anybody but that hack hell, let Lawler do it.

But Rob is way more famous for pouches than Lawler. Unless we are talking about a different pouch of a barely leeeee-et me stop there...

Ruien
10-17-2017, 08:20 AM
No way Shield wins. Not with Braun in the match. Unless Mis pisses him off and he just bails mid match.

Dark One
10-17-2017, 10:16 AM
Hi @Dark One

Miss the days when you would post regularly here in the rassling forum and also on the casual forum.

ALTERNATE RESPONSE:

All Demons go to RAW

Sup

Stickman
10-17-2017, 11:54 AM
Kane has been a jobber for a good ten years. Why do we need him back?

Destor
10-17-2017, 12:25 PM
Jobber is a bit of hyperbole. Good hand.

Savio
10-17-2017, 12:26 PM
As soon as I heard Balor was going to give a promo on Sister Abby I turned it off.

Savio
10-17-2017, 12:27 PM
Kane has been a jobber for a good ten years. Why do we need him back?

He was pretty dominate when he was drafted to SDL for some reason.

Cool King
10-17-2017, 02:25 PM
Kane has been a jobber for a good ten years. Why do we need him back?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A8wV8XGZc-s/SBZEDrF9O7I/AAAAAAAAALk/5uuLf7nMe6s/s400/kane+still+ecw+champion.JPG

http://www.sltdwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kanemitb2010.jpg

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JDqjrejn0U4/V6kY7nFskYI/AAAAAAAAJYo/Wdhp2fDM_iwI1mihACzzFEFZjGkeXjOBQCLcB/s1600/kane.jpg

http://sw-world.ucoz.com/_pu/0/68003218.jpg

http://e0.365dm.com/13/04/16-9/20/WM29-04072013fv-0597_2927285.jpg?20130410130328

I don't know what Kane you were watching for the last ten years, but the Kane I was watching certainly wouldn't be called a jobber.

Cool King
10-17-2017, 03:00 PM
No way Shield wins. Not with Braun in the match. Unless Mis pisses him off and he just bails mid match.

I had a reply to your post but as I was typing it, it turned into a big "Noid type spiel" that when I read it before posting, I thought "nah, I'm talking nonsense", so I deleted it.

Cool King
10-17-2017, 03:00 PM
But the main point of my reply was to say that I think The Shield will win.

Savio
10-17-2017, 04:56 PM
I think Miz's Team will win on some type of roll up or setting up a 5 on 5 or 3 on 5 at Survivor series
I don't know what Kane you were watching for the last ten years, but the Kane I was watching certainly wouldn't be called a jobber.[/Spoiler]

I think he was watching Corporate Kane.

Emperor Smeat
10-17-2017, 05:31 PM
:lol: No Enzo in the main event ended up breaking WWE's 3 week streak of the 3rd hour improving.

RAW itself got hammered for the hourly stuff and rankings.

Monday’s Raw brought in an average of 2,688,000 viewers, down from last week’s 2,871,000 viewers ...

This time last year, the October 17, 2016 Raw drew 3,130,000 viewers.

Raw was #6, 7 and 8 on cable in the 18-49 demographic for the night, behind the NFL game, MLB game, two “Love and Hip Hop Hollywood” episodes and SportsCenter.

Hourly breakdown:

8PM: 2,731,000
9PM: 2,728,000
10PM: 2,606,000

Vastardikai
10-17-2017, 09:19 PM
I'm trying to figure out who is more unnecessary to this hyped match: Kane or Braun.

I mean, I get adding Kane and/or Braun to a Survivor Series match involving everyone, to an extent. But seriously, I can't think of a single moment in the past few years that was like "You know what this feud is missing? Kane!" I'm glad he hasn't been around for a while, but I feel he needed to be gone for a longer period of time, like permanently. It feels like my old joke about someone up and coming talent being jobbed to Kane's dead body would actually happen.

Braun's presence is bad for a different reason. There's no way for him to feasibly benefit from being involved at this point in the feud.

Seriously, they might as well put this match in a triple decker cage, and have the Shield beat the shit out of all 7 men they are feuding with at once (including the Miztourage), and only sell for Tiny Lister Jr. and someone other hoss who is given a name that is a euphemism for a war crime.

Anybody Thrilla
10-17-2017, 11:14 PM
Hey, waitaminute...

Isn't something supposed to be suspended above the ring in a TLC match?

Shadrick
10-17-2017, 11:29 PM
Hey, waitaminute...

Isn't something supposed to be suspended above the ring in a TLC match?

not necessarily

#1-wwf-fan
10-17-2017, 11:57 PM
Yeah, they've had a couple where it's just like "You just get to beat each other up with tables, ladders and chairs."

#1-wwf-fan
10-18-2017, 12:00 AM
:lol: No Enzo in the main event ended up breaking WWE's 3 week streak of the 3rd hour improving.

RAW itself got hammered for the hourly stuff and rankings.

Also, HAH!

It's Enzo's yard, Reigns. Deal with it.

Tom Guycott
10-18-2017, 12:13 AM
Kane has been a jobber for a good ten years. Why do we need him back?

Look, if the President who complained about all the supposed "excessive" vacationing the black guy took before going on to surpass him in his first year of office, Kane can have a little reprieve from his mayoral duties. Let him have this.

DAMN iNATOR
10-19-2017, 12:15 AM
Kane has been a jobber for a good ten years. Why do we need him back?

Part of it is probably because this month marks the 20th anniversary with WWE, and plus, Kane's got unfinished business with The Shield, storyline-wise.

DAMN iNATOR
10-19-2017, 12:22 AM
Look, if the President who complained about all the supposed "excessive" vacationing the black guy took before going on to surpass him in his first year of office, Kane can have a little reprieve from his mayoral duties. Let him have this.

Or at least from the campaign trail. I believe the Knox Co., TN mayoral election isn't to take place until May.