WWE RAW 10/30/17 feat. Elias' Quest to Finish a Song, A Terrible Kane Push, and #UnderSiege Fallout

[Emperor Smeat]

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Raw Preview: Oct 30, 2017: What will be the aftermath of Raw #UnderSiege?

After the Raw brand suffered an all-out onslaught, courtesy of Commissioner Shane McMahon and the SmackDown roster, the WWE Universe is chomping at the bit to know what will happen next. WWE.com has some thoughts as Raw and SmackDown prepare to battle for brand supremacy at Survivor Series.

Raw Preview : Quick Hits

How will Raw respond to #UnderSiege?
Who will join the Raw Men and Women’s Traditional Survivor Series Teams?
Will the current Raw titleholders still be in place for their Champion vs. Champion Matches at Survivor Series?
Will Elias still be singing a new tune?
Who will be next to dare to step up to Kane?



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What Steve Seagal movie will play out on RAW? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/925019345847246854?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[owenbrown]

I set up a Discord channel if anyone wants to chat during Raw on voice...

https://discord.gg/VhfZTsQ

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw is here, I guess

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Becky Lynch is on this show

[DAMN iNATOR]

I set up a Discord channel if anyone wants to chat during Raw on voice...

https://discord.gg/VhfZTsQ

Early posturing for KotF 2018? Pretty smart move. Very shrewd...well played, owenbrown. Well played.

Also, I started a thread having not realized one was already being made. If a mod or Triple A could get rid of it, I thank you in advance. :)

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Kurt Angle will still be catatonic......

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why are they cutting out the part where he said your Olympic Medals? Is Kurt not gonna lace em up?

[slik]

)) daynight RAW

[Lock Jaw]

Smackdown should sneak in wearing Halloween costumes

[Lock Jaw]

People "what"ing already........

[Triple A]

jesus christ @ what chants after his very first pause

[A.J.K]

Why are they cutting out the part where he said your Olympic Medals? Is Kurt not gonna lace em up?

He had new ring gear made up last week

[Triple A]

ruining the show...

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Steph going to smack him or something?

[Lock Jaw]

Steph is here!!!

She missed a golden opportunity the run down the line of the RAW roster, slapping them all in the face

[A.J.K]

The Bitch is back.

[owenbrown]

on Raw you last saw her... but on Smackdown you saw her going off on Kevin Owens, Cole.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lock Jaw is here, I guess

Referring to yourself in the third person? You sure you're not Rock Jaw, Lock Jaw's evil twin brother? How did you get Lock Jaw's password?! ANSWER ME, DAMMIT! :shifty:

[owenbrown]

jesus christ @ what chants after his very first pause

@AAA

https://discord.gg/VhfZTsQ

[Evil Vito]

The cruiserweights are such red headed stepchildren than they don't even get to be on the stage when the whole roster is being addressed.

[Dark One]

"The only time a year when Raw and Smackdown superstars compete" is somehow more grating brand-speak getting shoehorned after every mention of "Survivor Series" than "the Ultimate Thrillride" was at Wrestlemania.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The Bitch is back.

C. Like 2003, Jazz returned from an injury and won her return match and I remember her climbing one of the turnbuckles and shouting that, LOL.

[Dark One]

"You've never let them see you sweat."

Camera pans to very sweaty Kurt Angle.

[KIRA]

Well the Empress of Emasculation is here

[DAMN iNATOR]

Steph looking nice, but her "evil executive" promos so cringeworthy...

[Dark One]

Three minutes to rip someone's balls off.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well the Empress of Emasculation is here

Please let Asuka violently murder her.

[Lock Jaw]

Referring to yourself in the third person? You sure you're not Rock Jaw, Lock Jaw's evil twin brother? How did you get Lock Jaw's password?! ANSWER ME, DAMMIT! :shifty:

It's Roque Ja.

Rrrroque. You have to roll the R.

[KIRA]

Her voice is like a bag of wet screaming cats.

[Lock Jaw]

"You've never let them see you sweat."

Camera pans to very sweaty Kurt Angle.

Thought the exact same.

[owenbrown]

well her purse must be full of a lot of balls

[slik]

Steph here to emasculate a WWE superstar

[Lock Jaw]

They couldn't just have Kurt Angle say that he would be on the team himself? Standing up for RAW and perhaps even calling out Shane to be on the SD team again.

Instead of having Steph come out yell at him, and force him onto the team?

[Emperor Smeat]

One thing I didn't miss about Steph was those terrible emasculation-like promos.

[KIRA]

Alicia gets to talk??? I'm gonna PASS OUT

[Lock Jaw]

Any of y'all actually watch Total Divas..........

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Any of y'all actually watch Total Divas..........

No. Watched a season or two binged when bored but it's a POS.

[owenbrown]

well my attempt at a voice chat is a fail :-\

[Dark One]

well my attempt at a voice chat is a fail :-\

TPWW's Tout.

[Triple A]

@AAA

https://discord.gg/VhfZTsQ

What is that

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Kurt pulling a Steph towards Miz.

[Dark One]

They couldn't just have Kurt Angle say that he would be on the team himself? Standing up for RAW and perhaps even calling out Shane to be on the SD team again.

Instead of having Steph come out yell at him, and force him onto the team?

I didn't necessarily think the "WWE only cares about getting people heat" thing was true until this moment.

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt's boss emasculating him, so he turns around and emasculates his employee

Circle of Work Life

[owenbrown]

What is that

a chat client used mostly for gamers...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Calling it now...Kurt's gonna pull a Bischoff and make Miz fight Kane.

[slik]

Kurt 'irl' cyber-bullying the miz

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Aliccccccccccccccciaaaaaaaaaaa Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[owenbrown]

oh christ

[KIRA]

THANK YOU RASSLIN GODS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SUCK IT MELTZ

[owenbrown]

goddammit Nia :( where the fuck were you last week when I needed you to keep me in TPWW Survivor :rant:

[Evil Vito]

But The Rock told her to quit!!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nice knowin' ya, Nia...best of luck, future endeavors, etc. ...

[Dark One]

Oh god.

Bayley vs. Nia Jax again?

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMioYvYl7YCoE/giphy.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh god.

Bayley vs. Nia Jax again?

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMioYvYl7YCoE/giphy.gif

Would you rather it be Gallows & Anderson vs. The Bar match #8526473?

[Emperor Smeat]

So this match pretty much has a miserable outcome no matter what happens. Nia loses her return match, Bayley suffers another useless loss, or its a no contest making this whole thing a big waste of time.

[Lock Jaw]

VINTAGE Dark One!

[Dark One]

Would you rather it be Gallows & Anderson vs. The Bar match #8526473?

100% no question.

[Evil Vito]

Gallows/Anderson vs The Bar sounds really good right about now

[Lock Jaw]

So this match pretty much has a miserable outcome no matter what happens. Nia loses her return match, Bayley suffers another useless loss, or its a no contest making this whole thing a big waste of time.

Nia hasn't been gone long enough for a "return match" to really matter..... especially in a division where it isn't unusual to not see someone for a few weeks.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would you all also Cesaro had cut an indecipherable promo?

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha at camera man just standing there at the top of the ramp filming Alicia.......

Good job.....

[Lock Jaw]

Or maybe the camera guy moved into place because the match was about to end

[owenbrown]

A week too late Nia :'(

[Triple A]

Gallows/Anderson vs The Bar sounds really good right about now

:nono:

[Lock Jaw]

SMOH JOE IS BACK!!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Joe to propose to Nia.

[owenbrown]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :eek:

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna destroy Bayley

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

[Emperor Smeat]

Samoa Joe must be upset at Nia being picked or he wanted to be the first pick for Team RAW for the Women's match for some strange reason.

[Lock Jaw]

Or not

[KIRA]

The captain of the ship YOU HEAR ME DAMNINATOR THE MOTHER FUCKING CAPTAIN!

TEAM STAR FOXY

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Joe to propose to Nia.

Why? He's married. Pretty racist bro. You keep digging a deeper hole.

[Dark One]

"The Ultimate Prizefight"

Kevin Owens currently drafting a cease and desist.

[Triple A]

Heard that he got nasal surgery because he could barely breathe and he feels s0 much better now...

Maybe I should get that......... can only ever breathe at like 30% through my nostrils... via "deviated septum"

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Samoa Joe is joining the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> women's team?<br><br>Wow. I know WWE wants to be seen as progressive, but a transsexual storyline is huge.</p>&mdash; Not Jim Ross (@NotJimRoss) <a href="https://twitter.com/NotJimRoss/status/925158443886919681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 31, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Samoa Joe is joining the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> women's team?<br><br>Wow. I know WWE wants to be seen as progressive, but a transsexual storyline is huge.</p>&mdash; Not Jim Ross (@NotJimRoss) <a href="https://twitter.com/NotJimRoss/status/925158443886919681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 31, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Needs "buy my book"

[owenbrown]

Why can't they cancel Chrisley Knows <s>Best</s> Tax Evasion?

[owenbrown]

heel heat

[Lock Jaw]

Damn..... if only I had reached out to Samoa Joe......

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nobody sent anything to getwelljoe@wwe.com?

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope Kane doesn't come out for this challenge ... thank god its just Mr Smiles A Lot instead.

[owenbrown]

Damn, I was kinda hoping he was challenging for the IC title

[Lock Jaw]

I hope there is a Halloween themed streetfight tonight......

[Dark One]

RIP nerd

[Lock Jaw]

Really hope Kane doesn't come out for this challenge ... thank god its just Mr Smiles A Lot instead.

They already announced Kane vs. Seth Rollins for later

[DAMN iNATOR]

The captain of the ship YOU HEAR ME DAMNINATOR THE MOTHER FUCKING CAPTAIN!

TEAM STAR FOXY

All I hear is TEAM BECKY annihilating TEAM FOX!

#UNDERSIEGE

[Dark One]

HOW DID HE DEMAND THIS MATCH WHEN "NO ONE KNEW SAMOA JOE WAS COMING BACK"?!

[KIRA]

Apollo feels like hes falling behind in his loss streak competition with Hawkins and hes stepping it up

[Lock Jaw]

Samoa Joe made Booker T's Fave Five!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Surprised this match has lasted this long.

[Emperor Smeat]

They already announced Kane vs. Seth Rollins for later

http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon8.gif So now Kane feels he's that important he can't just randomly find the time to squash Joe as well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Samoa Joe made Booker T's Fave Five!

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!

[Lock Jaw]

Surprised this match has lasted this long.

Cruise getting some nice offense in!

He's getting released tomorrow.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Joe talking trash as he slams Apollo

Samoa G.I. Joe

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray and Joe have pretty great looking Uranage moves in the WWE.

Bray gets some really good air with his while Joe's has the more devastating impact.

[owenbrown]

RIP in Peace, Titus

[Lock Jaw]

Smiley green shirt guy front row.... and its not even a PPV

[Evil Vito]

Glad to see Joe back

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why can't they cancel Chrisley Knows <s>Best</s> Tax Evasion?

Still not funny.

[Lock Jaw]

Did they say the 25th anniversary RAW will be in two buildings?

[Dark One]

"The predator known as Samoa Joe" is probably not the best tagline given the current social climate.

[Lock Jaw]

I guess it is in two buildings....... weird......

[KIRA]

WWE patting itself on the back is disgusting

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wishful thinking but what if BRAUN was the mystery opponent?

[Lock Jaw]

"The predator known as Samoa Joe" is probably not the best tagline given the current social climate.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/f/f8/Randy_Orton_The_Evolution_of_a_Predator.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120430151429

[Dark One]

WWE patting itself on the back is disgusting

Congratulating themselves for being on the air for 25 fucking years doesn't even register on the scale of "disgusting things WWE has done" or congratulated themselves for.

Come on.

[KIRA]

Apex Animal does not have the same ring to it

[owenbrown]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/f/f8/Randy_Orton_The_Evolution_of_a_Predator.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120430151429

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/HangmenHeaven/Response%20Face/Hansen_blank_background.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

"The predator known as Samoa Joe" is probably not the best tagline given the current social climate.

http://rs492.pbsrc.com/albums/rr289/bassfrogger/Hansen_blank_background.jpg?w=280&h=210&fit=crop

[KIRA]

Congratulating themselves for being on the air for 25 fucking years doesn't even register on the scale of "disgusting things WWE has done" or congratulated themselves for.

Come on.

Youre right their promoting Susan G Koemans scam is waaaay worse

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mr. 500 days as IC Champion

[owenbrown]

fuck you DAMN iNATOR quit copying me :fu:

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas reappears

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WONDERFUL

[owenbrown]

NOT BROKEN MATT

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot Matt Hardy existed

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BO-NDERFUL!

[KIRA]

They are gonna wait till Matt is old and gray to bust out his Broken persona

[DAMN iNATOR]

fuck you DAMN iNATOR quit copying me :fu:

:wtf:

[Evil Vito]

Matt Hardy is so boring without the Broken gimmick

[DAMN iNATOR]

They are gonna wait till Matt is old and gray to bust out his Broken persona

Weren't there rumors that they were thinking of having him become WOKEN Matt Hardy or something?

[Lock Jaw]

What a poop "go to commercial" spot.....

[ClockShot]

Just got home from work.

Buzzed through the thread and see that Samoa Joe returned in some capacity and Stephanie tore some new assholes.

What I wanna know is are we guaran-damn-teed a double homicide of Asuka killing another diva and BRAUN coming back to put Mayor Kane back on the campaign trail?

And, hi everybody.l

[KIRA]

They need to be telling people how they plan to patch that overpriced POS game

[Emperor Smeat]

Matt Hardy is so boring without the Broken gimmick

Yeup the old Hardys gimmick got boring really quickly with WWE's current booking habits.

Them and the Hardys really underestimated how much of a legal hell the Broken gimmick is in.

[Dark One]

They are gonna wait till Matt is old and gray to bust out his Broken persona

"Broken Hip" Matt.

BOOM. Intellectual property ownership no longer a problem.

[Lock Jaw]

Cable puller chilling against the barricade looking like he is contemplating his life

[Dark One]

Pretty impressive that they've gotten the crowd so invested in Matt potentially winning.

[KIRA]

Its like WWE still think Matt is shit compared to his brother and Matt only got this shot because they had a gaping hole in the 3hr show

[KIRA]

Just in case you missed Stephine tearing off Kurts balls and playing jacks with them.

[Lock Jaw]

Love when Kurt stares at his phone

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chucky Alexa

[ClockShot]

Heh. Steph potentially firing ANOTHER GM.

And all's hunky dory over on Smackdown with Shane & Daniel Bryan.

[ClockShot]

Wait.

That's the main event?

[Lock Jaw]

Love Kurt pawing his phone with both hands trying to figure out how that device works

[ClockShot]

I think Braun should get his own "Up Next" promo.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WHO IS NEXT TO BE NOT READY FOR ASUKA?

[Lock Jaw]

Wait.

That's the main event?

Had a good PPV match.... looking forward to it.......

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I say Dana Brooke!

[slik]

Dana would fit, good call STD

[KIRA]

I want BRUAN to honor his ancestor Scott Norton by killing Crusierweights until he gets Kane

[KIRA]

Dead woman walking

[Lock Jaw]

Don't like showing the mask o the tron for a bit before the music.......

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder who is getting erased out of WWE existence next.

Took a few days for Emma's erasure to happen.

[ClockShot]

Looks like a jobber in the ring.

[Evil Vito]

Yeup the old Hardys gimmick got boring really quickly with WWE's current booking habits.

Them and the Hardys really underestimated how much of a legal hell the Broken gimmick is in.

Honestly at this point I'm not even sure I'd care even if they started using the gimmick. It's been dead for 7+ months and Matt already feels like "just another guy."

I'm as disinterested in him as I was in 2009-10.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jobberess Vs. Empress.

[Dark One]

RIP nerd

[rez]

RAW dog shit? Busy with Mario Odyssey and Stranger Things S2

[KIRA]

Its her last night (on earth)so she goes out like a jobber

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Jobber

[Emperor Smeat]

A squash is good for Asuka's aura but WWE's booking is weird. First two matches had her play too much of a "face in peril" role and now she's just beasting on this jobber as if nothing ever happened.

Poor what's her name though, got evicerated from WWE existence.

[Ruien]

WOOO Steph is back doing the same storyline that she did for like a year with Mick. Love unique stuff.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes

[Lock Jaw]

Haha at Kurt getting surprised

[ClockShot]

Daniel Bryan. Harbinger of Death.

[Dark One]

Kurt momentarily went back to 'Nam

[Dark One]

D-Bry came alone hoping to pick a fight so he can find his way into the Survivor Series team too.

[Lock Jaw]

D-Bry no longer in Booker T's Fave Five

[Triple A]

I like the dynamic between Booker T and Corey Graves

[Dark One]

Daniel Bryan: "At least you get to wrestle again, right, man?"

[Dark One]

I like the dynamic between Booker T and Corey Graves

Drunk Uncle Booker is the best part of Raw.

[Dark One]

Singh Brothers should probably call in sick for Survivor Series.

[Emperor Smeat]

D-Bry came alone hoping to pick a fight so he can find his way into the Survivor Series team too.

Should just ask Bray or Bo Dallas to cough in a jar and open it tomorrow in the Smackdown locker room. Guaranteed way to get his own Kurt Angle-like in-ring return to happen.

[ClockShot]

OH NOES!

[Lock Jaw]

D-Bry gonna get it in the dark

[Evil Vito]

I like to think Bryan and Kurt just stood there for like four minutes just staring at each other silently until Raw came back from break.

[Lock Jaw]

oh no

Kane killed Bryan

Or.....

Maybe they are just hugging in the dark

[ClockShot]

I think it's time to bring in Dr. Shelby.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder who Balor is gonna job to this week

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone needs to call Dr Shelby.

Kane forgot all about the "Hug It" out program.

[Lock Jaw]

Bray/Sister Abigail probably gonna cut a promo after the match..... or during......

[Evil Vito]

A man who is blatantly Kane just chokeslammed Daniel Bryan.

Cole: "w-w-was that Kane?"

You're fucking useless, Cole.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder who Balor is gonna job to this week

The DEMON Kane :shifty:

Last week was just regular Kane and only regular Kane is booked tonight against Rollins.

Or not since Cearo's wee-woo music just played.

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus theme the best

So epic

[Dark One]

Regardless of the content of the individual segments, WWE's doing a great job of weaving in and out from one segment to the next to make it a cohesive show so far rather than just a bunch of random shit dumped out with no rhyme or reason.

[Lock Jaw]

How long until Cole calls Cesaro "pound for pound the strongest man in the WWE".......

[KIRA]

Cesaros mouth looks like it opens to a void

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if Cesaro will wear the mouthguard forever like he does with the tape now

[Dark One]

Wonder if Cesaro will wear the mouthguard forever like he does with the tape now

Swiss Cyborg Gimmick becoming more than WWE Brandspeak.

[Emperor Smeat]

Balor-Ceasro match was pretty good.

[Dark One]

D-Bry should have made the save.

Kurt captaining Team Raw vs. D-Bry captaining Team SD would do a trillion buys.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| WWE really committed to having Kane beat up Balor every chance he has.

[KIRA]

OK OK we can still save this just have Kane be under the control of Bray Wyatt

[Dark One]

Wait. Did Cole reference canon more than two months in the past?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Rollins landing head first onto the floor from the dive.

[ClockShot]

Ooof. Bad landing, Seth.

[Dark One]

Suicide dives claim yet another life.

[Dark One]

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[owenbrown]

Vince trying to get the entire WWE Universe to vote Glenn Jacobs for Knox County Mayor in 2018?

[KIRA]

Translation the Shield aint shit without golden boy Roman

[Dark One]

Kane knows he can't win mayor if he looks like a chump, so he demanded he get to murder everyone in his return.

[ClockShot]

JAMIE NOBLE SIGHTING!

[slik]

Why is Kane getting clean wins over everyone in 2017?
I am kanefused.

[Dark One]

Daniel Bryan apparently has some fucks left to give. Fully expect him to pop up and be like "JUST KIDDING EVERYONE. I'M FINE." otherwise.

[Dark One]

Listen, Corey. Booker has SEEN SOME SHIT.

[ClockShot]

Angle's in the ring, locker room on the stage/ramp.

Does someone have a 25ft restraining order in effect?

[owenbrown]

COLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE SAW STEPHANIE ON SMACKDOWN SEVERAL WEEKS AGO WHEN KEVIN OWENS BEAT UP HER DAD! :rant:

[ClockShot]

Garbage day!

[Dark One]

I think they might do the title swap to try have more than like one match that isn't Heel vs Heel

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Miz realizing the Miztourage are terrible as bodyguards.

[owenbrown]

BRRRRRRUUUUUAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Dark One]

Heath Slater / Rhyno vs GOOD BROTHERS in a Trick or Street Fight?

Even money on Rhyno eating those pumpkin pies.

[Heisenberg]

Cut my fuckin music dude

[Dark One]

Really hyped for Duke The Dumpster Strowman's return.

[ClockShot]

Oh. Costumes too.

[owenbrown]

SOUTHPAW REGIONAL WRESTLING :D

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Tex Ferguson and Chad 2 Badd

Last week was a Smackdown invasion and this week a mini-Southpaw Regional Wrestling invasion.

[Heisenberg]

Chad 2 Badd? Holy shit

[owenbrown]

Goddammit, we need Lance Catamaran calling this match... fuck Michael Cole

[Dark One]

Chadd 2 Badd & Tex Ferguson automatically make this MOTY

[Dark One]

Holy shit, Rhyno is dressed up as Mrs. Claus?

100% MotY

[KIRA]

CHAD 2 BADD AND SEX FERGUSON

[Dark One]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Commentary is a lot more terrible than usual for this match.

[Lock Jaw]

Rhyno wearing granny panties too

Really committing

What if this is the last thing he does in WWE

[owenbrown]

Commentary is a lot more terrible than usual for this match.

Vince is too goddamn cheap to get Lance Catamaran

[slik]

This is godawful

[KIRA]

Im guessing Rhyno is dressed as Sister Abigail

[Dark One]

This is godawful

Tex Ferguso and Chadd 2 Badd are on Raw.

You shut your whore mouth.

[DAMN iNATOR]

WTF Did I just watch?! :wtf:

[Lock Jaw]

What if Braun comes back as Super Shredder

[ClockShot]

Pfft.

Sheamus doesn't know that Braun is superhuman.

[ClockShot]

Creative really keeping us on the hook for Braun's return.

[Lock Jaw]

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH LOCK JAW?!

[owenbrown]

What if Braun comes back as Super Shredder

fuck yeah :y:

[Evil Vito]

Elias is the fucking best.

[KIRA]

All of you heathens can't appreciate real music

[ClockShot]

One of these days he's gonna finish a song.

[Lock Jaw]

JASON JORDAN IS SPOILIN FOR A FIGHT!!

[Emperor Smeat]

So exactly why do Cole and Graves reverse the heel/face commentary roles just for Elias?

Also another week of Jordan refusing to let the WWE Universe enjoy a masterpiece of music from The Drifter.

[KIRA]

That spoke to my soul and Kurts bastard just cuts him off!

[Dark One]

So exactly why do Cole and Graves reverse the heel/face commentary roles just for Elias?

Also another week of Jordan refusing to let the WWE Universe enjoy a masterpiece of music from The Drifter.

Because Graves has some depth and is pretty consistent about who he loves/hates regardless of whether they're heel or face and he hates Elias because Graves is a musical snob.

[Lock Jaw]

Graves has been consistent with his hate for Elias since NXT

[KIRA]

So exactly why do Cole and Graves reverse the heel/face commentary roles just for Elias?

Also another week of Jordan refusing to let the WWE Universe enjoy a masterpiece of music from The Drifter.

Because Corey Graves HATES Elias just that much more specifically his music

he was laying into The drifter pretty much everytime he wrestled back in NXT

he REALLY hates him

He also dislikes Enzo

[Lock Jaw]

I wouldn't call Graves heel, really.... more like he is the "voice of reason".... which means he does side with heels a lot because oftentimes the faces are just being dicks....

Booker T will sometimes be a heel and then Graves will argue with him

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping Gulak would spell it correctly

[Emperor Smeat]

Because Graves has some depth and is pretty consistent about who he loves/hates regardless of whether they're heel or face and he hates Elias because Graves is a musical snob.

Graves stance makes sense but Cole is the one that doesn't. Ever since the Jordan feud, he's been a lot more pro-Elias for some unknown reason and Booker T has been ... umm well his typical rambling self.

[Ruien]

Graves is also a big fan of Jordan due to being friends.

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[Dark One]

Graves stance makes sense but Cole is the one that doesn't. Ever since the Jordan feud, he's been a lot more pro-Elias for some unknown reason and Booker T has been ... umm well his typical rambling self.

I think that's mostly because Cole likes Booker and Graves and likes pressing their buttons.

[Emperor Smeat]

I think that's mostly because Cole likes Booker and Graves and likes pressing their buttons.

If he was better at it or more consistent during shows, it probably wouldn't feel as odd or as jarring at least for me.

[Lock Jaw]

Nice hillbilly jim costume, Alexa

[A.J.K]

I could've swore that Mickie won the Women's Title in this very outfit before..

[KIRA]

Pinstripes are pretty sweet

[A.J.K]

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/wwe-divasknockouts/images/3/3e/M%21ckie_James_as_women%27s_champion_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130626041726

[slik]

I think Mickie might win the title

[Lock Jaw]

They do like switching the women's title on RAW