Which Big Sweaty Man would you put all your eggs into... metaphorically speaking ;)

[Rollermacka]

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So both are guys who fit the supposed "Vince Look" for the type of guy he sees as the centerpiece of his company. If you had to choose one, which big sweaty man would you choose to be the centerpiece of your wrestling company?

[Anthony Hopkins]

The Big Dog Roman Reigns

[Anybody Thrilla]

Braun pretty easily, I would say.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There should be a Lars Sullivan option.

[Shisen Kopf]

Big Cass is 7 feet tall and you can't teach that.

[Sepholio]

Braun hands down.

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun

[Destor]

Cass looks so funny visually

[Sepholio]

Cass looks so funny visually

I am with you 100% on this. He doesn't look intimidating at all, especially for someone his size. He looks like a goofball that moves around very awkwardly. Not ripped, but not chunky either, just some slightly gelatinous normie. I dunno what it is exactly but yeah, def looks really funny.

[Destor]

lanky + skinny fat

[Anybody Thrilla]

I agree with the Cass aesthetic.

[Bad News Gertner]

Strowman followed by Lars!

[Sepholio]

If I had the option I would have voted for newly crowned Victory Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion....PAUL TITAN!

[DAMN iNATOR]

If I had the option I would have voted for newly crowned Victory Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion....PAUL TITAN!

Me too.

[Frank Drebin]

Paul Titan or gtfo

[#1-norm-fan]

Strowman followed by Lars!

Lars >>>> Strowman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cass.

[Shisen Kopf]

Everyone in this thread is wrong accept me.

[Rollermacka]

If I had the option I would have voted for newly crowned Victory Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion....PAUL TITAN!

Me too.

Paul Titan or gtfo

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Are you the modern day Barbarian now?

[Rollermacka]

Are you the modern day Barbarian now?

Yea, it's suppose to be kind of like what Gunner did for a minute in TNA (modern day Viking) but it varies from promotion to promotion depending on how "over the top" they want the gimmick.

I went back to the "Brody"esque gimmick after I left ROW and a promoter wanted to put me with another guy who does a full on Viking gimmick. I decided rebrand and to go "all in" with a gimmick. I put on war paint and got a bunch of fur/ leather stuff and the reaction from fans and promoters have been very positive.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean, it worked for The Barbarian. Sorta.

[Bad News Gertner]

Sons of Berzerker. That's your new team name.

[Phenomenal 1]

Braun Strowman easily

[Rollermacka]

I mean, it worked for The Barbarian. Sorta.

War Machine has been blowing up, and are "supposedly" signing with the WWE so you never know.

Sons of Berzerker. That's your new team name.

We are known as the Pillars of Destiny or The Pillars for short (promoter named us.... and it's grown on me)

[Bad News Gertner]

Ok I clearly need to be hired on the Creative team.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Relax Rolly. I'm just a fan over here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

War Machine though? They already have the Bludgeon Brothers.

[Fignuts]

Love Luke Harper, but War Machine >>>>> Bludgeon Brothers tbh

[#1-norm-fan]

Heavy Machinery vs War Machine matches should be fucking great.

[Rollermacka]

Relax Rolly. I'm just a fan over here.

I know, I'm just messing around. I've actually got alot of good feedback on the recent look change.
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War Machine though? They already have the Bludgeon Brothers.

It's the new "wrestling rumor". War Machine dropped the IWGP tag titles and they're ROH contacts are coming up soon so supposedly they're going to NXT. We'll see what happens in a couple of months

[JimmyMess]

Cass has all the tools. I think he should work on his mid section, and switch to loose pants instead of trunks, and he could go places. He's got a good voice and with some more promo time he could be a top guy

[Fignuts]

Authors of pain, dain and wolfe, heavy machinery.....add war machine, and I dunno if the ring could support them all. Lotta man meat right there.

[Anthony Hopkins]

John Cena

[owenbrown]

don't you have children to go molest you fucking sock, "Anthony Hopkins"?

[Anthony Hopkins]

I suggest you calm down by watching my classic film, The Road To Wellville.

[Gerard]

Cass looks as threatening as a slightly disturbed Cabbage. And hes as about as 7 feet tall as Andre was 7 feet 4 and Big Show 7 feet 2.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I prefer Braun over Cass. Braun has shortcomings and comes off as goofy, but Cass is even less intimidating. I prefer him as the side babyface, to be honest. Lars has me more intrigued than either of them. I'd probably go with Luke Harper and Rusev, if you count them as big sweaty men. And Joe too.

My only thing about War Machine is that you're going to have all these teams with similar aesthetic doing "cool shit." Imagine if all the teams were The Hardys. It's just...if you have them all, you should be using them in different places. Use War Machine for the UK show, if they ever get it, keep Sanity in NXT, have Harper & Rowan on SmackDown and The Authors of Pain on Raw. But it's just a lot of them.

[Sixx]

Big Cass looks retarded.

[#1-norm-fan]

They both look like they could have a little bit of the retarded in them.

[Sixx]

I dunno, Braun looks like he likes to have a good time, while Cass looks fucking confused.

[#1-norm-fan]

Braun looks like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

I can't not see it every time I see him.

[Sixx]

That's a good look.

I'd like to have a beer with Braun. Cass would probably cut himself with the bottle.

[Rollermacka]

Braun looks like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

I can't not see it every time I see him.

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Just because I was watching the movie the other day...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lars Sullivan has all of the tools to give the "monster heel" a much needed facelift. He's not just some ogreish brute. He's meticulous and calculating, which should really be the most dangerous type of anyone.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Look for his promos if you don't know where I'm poking from.

[Sixx]

Lars Sullivan has all of the tools to give the "monster heel" a much needed facelift. He's not just some ogreish brute. He's meticulous and calculating, which should really be the most dangerous type of anyone.

That guy does look brutal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ya, def not trying to meet him in a dark alley.

[Rollermacka]

Lars Sullivan has all of the tools to give the "monster heel" a much needed facelift. He's not just some ogreish brute. He's meticulous and calculating, which should really be the most dangerous type of anyone.

I freaken love everything about the Lars Sullivan character. The guy physically looks like a final boss from an SNES side scroller. Not gonna lie, when Killian Dane and Lars finally "faced off" during that four way..... I was like "shut up and take my money"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeahhhh, that was most dope.

That whole match was great.

[rez]

nerds

[Rollermacka]

I should just change this to the "big sweaty men" post, but I read that an "unnamed inside source" :roll: reported that Heavy Machinery is gonna break up. I really hope that doesn't happen, I think they are dam near the perfect babyface team, and compliment each other perfectly. I dug the "I'm not your buddy, guy" bit Tucker did with Moss a couple weeks ago.... I just don't think they'd work as well as singles.