SmackDown LIVE! 01/09/18 THREAD The plot to stop Shane's TYRANNY

[KIRA]

LETS GO

[KIRA]

Its just you and me Lock Jaw.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha at added fake explosion sounds for AJ's theme.....

[KIRA]

Seriously a dumb move to make Bryan the bad guy

[KIRA]

Ha ha at added fake explosion sounds for AJ's theme.....

That was so sad.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't think Bryan is a bad guy just yet.......

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The Ascension. Even we can’t screw up the booking of this one <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/950831830063775744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Renee does sit downs now?

[Lock Jaw]

Renee TeeVee

[KIRA]

Don't think Bryan is a bad guy just yet.......

I want to think hes actually doing the right thing and at the moment it just seems heelish while Shane is actually the dick in sheeps clothing.

[rez]

I'M HERE

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The Ascension. Even we can’t screw up the booking of this one <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/950831830063775744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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If they had not made Ascension into chumps I'd say that tweet was accurate

[KIRA]

I'M HERE

You made it for the first installment of Renee TV

[Lock Jaw]

Sycophantic Yep Man

[KIRA]

Zayn is such smarmy little shit

[rez]

You made it for the first installment of Renee TV

I claim her after interview bath bath water

[KIRA]

Here comes WWE's Polpot

[KIRA]

......Didnt we see this match?

[Lock Jaw]

Not interested in Randy Orton or Nakamura at all at the moment...... Both just being used as "random face opponent" right now.......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Fuck 'Bama, Fuck the traitor Nick Saban, and Fuck tyrant ass Shane.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet..... Becky Lynch on this show.....

[KIRA]

Its more of an injustice to Nakamura than Orton

[rez]

Fuck 'Bama, Fuck the traitor Nick Saban, and Fuck tyrant ass Shane.

MSU fan?

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Becky's steam....... surely they can afford steam........

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna give Charlotte and Naomi full entrances just to stand at ringside?

[KIRA]

Dig the blue

[Lock Jaw]

"Weird" at Ruby Riott coming out glaring/frowning to very upbeat/energetic/positive music......

[Evil Vito]

It took me a while to warm up to it but "Riott" seems more punk than just spelling the word properly.

[Savio]

Not interested in the womens division.

[Lock Jaw]

More interested in the womens division "in general" than I am the mens division

[KIRA]

I'll give Riott this they cut better promos

[KIRA]

Becky stealing Natalya's spot

[Lock Jaw]

Just realized how similar "Morgan" and "Logan" names are........ must get confusing....... Should maybe get rid of Liv Morgan's last name and just call her "Liv".........

[Savio]

Should maybe get rid of Liv Morgan

[Savio]

jk

[Lock Jaw]

Liv Morgan v hot braud

[KIRA]

gonna take over the womens roster by getting tapped out

[KIRA]

All that red in the ring at once the place is gonna catch fire

[Lock Jaw]

I will take this time to announce that I will be appearing on the 25th Anniversary of RAW

[Savio]

When is the Rumble?

[Lock Jaw]

28th

[ClockShot]

HAMMER TIME!

Good evening folks.

[ClockShot]

Short and sweet. I love it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Another wasted opportunity to have someone get smashed by a hammer by a Bludgeon Bro.

[KIRA]

See

[rez]

plz turn heel soon, bob

[Lock Jaw]

Not interested in Bludgeon Bros at all

[KIRA]

Roode is gonna take this

[Lock Jaw]

Wish they continued Harper's singles push

[Lock Jaw]

Ryder getting jobber entrance..... wonder if he will win.....

[Lock Jaw]

Mojo's new theme not great..... but at least he tries to work it.....

[KIRA]

Mojos evil dubstep theme works for him

It sounds horrible but it works for him

[Lock Jaw]

HALLUVA PUNCH!!!!

[Savio]

Can you play taps on a trombone?

[Lock Jaw]

Nakamura looking like he is holding in a fart big time

[Savio]

Mixed match challenge is nothing like Stone Cold vs Vince

[Emperor Smeat]

Besides being a great moment on its own, the Austin Zamboni was also great because it directly inspired the memorable Angle vs Alliance milk truck moment years later.

[KIRA]

Saxtons suit is crucifying my eyes

[Lock Jaw]

Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin entering to a rousing reaction of nothing

[KIRA]

I find it funny Natalya doesn't like Zayn

[KIRA]

Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin entering to a rousing reaction of nothing

Thats because WWE fans have been conditioned to not respond to talent

[Lock Jaw]

Wait...... so Gable/Benjamin are officially heels now??

Usos are face again, I guess?

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: heel Gable & Benjamin.

Thought Georgia lost because they forgot how to play football in the 2nd half. That and some sort of unknown football curse plaguing the state.

[KIRA]

Get em Shelton

[Lock Jaw]

Did Chad Gable just admit to taking Ecstasy

[Evil Vito]

I had a feeling it was a double turn last week. Interested in seeing where this goes.

[KIRA]

Gable is love Gable is life

[Emperor Smeat]

Heel Gable already feels better than Whinny Jordan.

[Lock Jaw]

Tell your dad how you feel, Chad......

[Lock Jaw]

2/3 falls..... sweet..... hope they actually get decent time for it......

[Savio]

The 2 out of 3 Falls match should be very good

[Savio]

What if it was a white celebrity that got shot? Like Dimebag Darrell. Would he get a movie and a mini series?

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/wlthth7.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Selfie Stick no longer in the budget

[Savio]

Selfie Stick no longer in the budget

They need more LED screens. Soon the ring mat will be LED

[Emperor Smeat]

Selfie Stick no longer in the budget

Maybe the Fashion Police can open up a new case to solve the mystery of its whereabouts.

[Savio]

Why aren't any stars from the mid 2000s showing up? Besides Boogeyman?

[Emperor Smeat]

Because WWE doesn't care or already has most of the notable ones on the current roster. WWE has hinting before they know the 2000s were terrible in general for new big stars.

[Blonde Moment]

Jesus, that's either an empty arena, a dead crowd or Shinsuke Nakamura is done...

[KIRA]

Why aren't any stars from the mid 2000s showing up? Besides Boogeyman?

Test won't be able to make it I'm sorry

[KIRA]

Eddie might have a time getting here too

[KIRA]

Too Cool might be game provided Jerry's kid isnt in jail

[KIRA]

Maven should show up so they can show his greatest accomplishment

Getting his ass beat in the Rumble

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Shane forgot there is like 3 minutes left in Smackdown to make another match change.

[Savio]

I miss backstage brawls show us the backstage

[rez]

Test won't be able to make it I'm sorry

cold

[Savio]

Because WWE doesn't care or already has most of the notable ones on the current roster. WWE has hinting before they know the 2000s were terrible in general for new big stars.

Yeah I know.... I wouldn't mind seeing Carlito, Crime Time, and... Kenzo Suzuki? Again

[XL]

Besides being a great moment on its own, the Austin Zamboni was also great because it directly inspired the memorable Angle vs Alliance milk truck moment years later.

Wait, wait, wait. The Zamboni was a totally different segment to the beer truck that then inspired the milk truck.

[Volare]

Usos vs Alpha 2 out of 3....I'm in!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait, wait, wait. The Zamboni was a totally different segment to the beer truck that then inspired the milk truck.
My mistake. Meant to say it helped inspired the beer truck moment leading to the milk truck moment.

[Cool King]

For a second, I thought the thread title was "SmackDown LIVE! 01/09/18 THREAD The plot to stop Shane's TRANNY"

[Cool King]

I thought to myself, "Did I miss something last week?".

[Evil Vito]

I've been waiting for Mark Henry's former gf Sammy to make her return

[Emperor Smeat]

Good/Bad news regarding Smackdown's viewer numbers this week.

The bad being it was lower than last week and the good being it was higher than same week last year. Also makes it 6 out of the last 8 weeks having higher numbers than the previous year's week.

Tuesday’s SmackDown Live drew 2,603,000 viewers, down from last week’s 2,720,000 viewers.

SmackDown was #1 on cable for the night in the 18-49 demographic.

This time last year, the January 10, 2018 episode of SmackDown Live drew 2,533,000 viewers.