Top 5 worst movies you watched

[Big Vic]

The Box (with Cameron Diaz)
Crybaby
The Whole Ten Yards
Attack of the Clones
Epic Movie

[slik]

1. A Serbian Film
2. House Of The Dead
3. Stuck On You

are the only ones that come to mind

[My Final Heaven]

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
On the Line starring Lance Bass
Ninja Resurrection
After <s>disgusting Hollywood nepotism</s> Earth
True Memoirs of an International Assassin

[RP]

The Murder on Orient Express
Ice Queen
Spiderman 3
The Shape of Water ( The Shape of Turd ) as far as i'm concerned.
Batman vs Superman

[Savio]

1. A Serbian Film
2. House Of The Dead
3. Stuck On You

are the only ones that come to mind
Oh come on Stuck on you wasn't THAT bad.

[Blonde Moment]

Battle beyond the Stars
Hercules /Lou Ferrigno
Hard to Die
Son of the Pink Panther
Superman III / Superman IV

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crocodile Hunter Movie
Chairman of the Board
Battlefield Earth
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow.
Batman and Robin.

[Destor]

If I can remember the title then it probably shouldnt be on the list

[Helmsphere]

Oh come on Stuck on you wasn't THAT bad.

I found it entertaining even among too much Cher.

[Helmsphere]

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation
The Villiage
Ghost Rider
Any Scary Movie/Parody Spoof Beyond 3 (Which was barely watchable itself)
Aeon Flux

[Bad News Gertner]

1. Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
2. Star Wars
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Anchorman 2

[Seanny One Ball]

1.Just Married
2.Eden Lake
3.The Neon Demon
4.Cherry Tree Lane
5.Spring Breakers

I have seen a lot of lower budget trash in my time but it's the big names in productions that have absolutely zero merit to a bloke like me that fuck me right off.
I'd immediately know the motivations of every film maker that turns out a film as pointless as "Just Married" but money is a fairly obvious end game for the talentless...it's the other four on my list that genuinely angered me because every one of them has talent involved that should know better.

[Seanny One Ball]

1. Gods and Generals
2. Just Married
3. Eden Lake
4. The Neon Demon
5. Cherry Tree Lane

Updated as of last night's new low point.

[Bobholly138]

1.Bad Boys-Will Smith and Martin one from the 90s.
2.Vampeggedon
3.ID4
4.Forest Gump
5.Any Peter Jackson film after The Frighteners

[Fignuts]

Very apparent that many of you have not perused the horror section on Netflix and hulu.

Makes every movie listed so far look like the godfarther.

[Seanny One Ball]

I'm only naming films that had decent sized budgets.
Low budget horror isn't so much bad as it is depressing.

[Cool King]

The first five I could think of, in no particular order:

Snowpiercer
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Paranormal Activity
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

[Cool King]

1. A Serbian Film

Good God, you actually watched that?

[Cool King]

I've never seen it myself but a friend of mine has told me all about it.

[Cool King]

The first five I could think of, in no particular order:

Snowpiercer
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Paranormal Activity
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Actually, I got mixed up there, it wasn't Zack and Miri but Knocked Up I was thinking of.

[Seanny One Ball]

You should try watching a genuinely bad film. You'd feel a bit ashamed of your choices there if you had.

[Cool King]

I'll ask Mark Kermode for a list of bad films and then watch them.

[Seanny One Ball]

Mark Kermode is alright but he thinks The Exorcist is the best film ever made.
It isn't.

I just mean you seem to have put mediocrity in there ahead of true crap. I think you can do better with your hatred but then I expect better of everybody all of the time.

[Seanny One Ball]

I just had a look and Kermode's worst film is the Exorcist 2: The Heretic.
No surprise there then.

I watched The Piano recently and fucking hated it. It made me want to strangle Holly Hunter and she doesn't say one word in the entire thing.
God it was bad. Anyway I looked it up and it holds great critical acclaim yet in amongst the reviews I found this treasured gem:


The most insidiously awful type of film, however, is Arthouse Lite. A key example is The Piano by Jane Campion. It is middlebrow, pseudo-literary cinema, which is shallow and prissy and genteel. Those self-regarding pretty-pretty compositions of Holly Hunter on the beach, drove me up the wall. She's mute: which manages to be such a smug passive-aggressive idea. That's my thing about bad films. Honest dreck is fine. It's straight-to-video rubbish and I don't get upset about it, but I can get upset about middleweight nonsense.

That's exactly the sort of film that needs to be burned out and removed from sight so that nobody can copy it.

Terrence Malick makes films as bad as this.

[Seanny One Ball]

Jane Campion also made In The Cut, the one film where Mark Ruffalo fucking sucks.

[Helmsphere]

Jane Campion also made In The Cut, the one film where Mark Ruffalo fucking sucks.

The one where Meg Ryan shows her tits constantly?

[Ruien]

The Cube 2.

[Seanny One Ball]

The one where Meg Ryan shows her tits constantly?

I think there is one nude sex scene if that fits your definition of showing her tits constantly.
It's not great though because this was when Meg Ryan had just received that fucked up facelift and she looked grim.

[Seanny One Ball]

The Cube 2.

Whichever one had the autistic savant guy in it is the worst one.
The first one was tremendous though, I thoroughly enjoyed that one hungover Sunday morning.

[Ruien]

Ya, I enjoyed the first one. Are there more than 2?

[Seanny One Ball]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_Zero

Feast your eyes.
Cube Zero is weird though. I actually think The Cabin In The Woods ripped it off a teeny bit with the employees running the experiment only The Cabin In the Woods did it a lot better.

[Fignuts]

The most recent Fantastic Four is the worst for me.

Everything else here might be worse from a technical standpoint, but they're at least interesting because of how bad they are.

Fantastic Four is boring. I have never been more bored watching a movie. It is formulaic to a ridiculous degree. Even the lighting and color palette is boring. The old FF movies were at least bright and colorful.

[Seanny One Ball]

The most boring film I have ever seen is probably The Deer Hunter or Apocalypse Now.

Dreadful guff.

[Seanny One Ball]

I may have to add Brian De Palma's "Redacted" in here.I had to turn that off. That was the nastiest, ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen.
A film about soldiers raping Iraqi's…it just turns your stomach. Not only that but the soldiers are all caricatures of the least likely men every to serve in the army. I'm not even sure why Brian De Palma would make this shit…it's just disgusting crap. "RAPE IS BAD! AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE RAPISTS!"

Who knows what the motivation was but apparently Roger Ebert gave it 3.5 stars out of 4…the cancer must have moved to his brain by then.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Ebert hated the military because it was popular for Hollywood types to hate the military.

[Seanny One Ball]

Watch Redacted and you'll understand my wonder.
No amount of military hate makes that film halfway decent let alone "near perfect"

[Big Vic]

The most recent Fantastic Four is the worst for me.

Everything else here might be worse from a technical standpoint, but they're at least interesting because of how bad they are.

Fantastic Four is boring. I have never been more bored watching a movie.
Watch "The Box".... it's nothing but boredom.

[ronmiller]

I try to forget the movies that don't seem interesting to me!!

[Sixx]

Battlefield Earth.

[Seanny One Ball]

I bought a copy of that just to say I have it. Roger Christian sounds so half heartedly defiant in the commentary.

[Sixx]

Well, that movie had some good actors in it, but it was destined to fail. You should expect that when filming a movie based on a book from Hubbard.

[Seanny One Ball]

A book who's sales were almost solely due to COS bulk purchasing copies. Self written, self published and self sold essentially. Roger Christian obviously didn't know that because he seems confounded as to why a best selling book had no fans willing to watch an adaptation.

The film itself is egregious, abject, woeful and any other disdainful synonym you can think of but it has a sort of odd charm to it.
I can't bring myself to hate a film that gave Barry Pepper the lead role even if they make him a hopelessly inept idiot.
Travolta and Whittaker look like they are trying not to topple over the whole time.

[Simple Fan]

If I can remember the title then it probably shouldnt be on the list

Same and I had to Google Brooke Shields to find the name of the movie I was thinking about. Can't name 5 but the worst movie I've ever seen is Wanda Navada staring Peter Fonda and a young Brooke Shields.

[EIWF]

The day the earth stood still
Ghost rider
Batman and robin
ID4 2
Jaws 4

[Seanny One Ball]

Lucy would be in my list now.

[Destor]

If I can remember the title then it probably shouldnt be on the list

[Sepholio]

Hercules In New York
Hercules In New York
Hercules In New York
Hercules In New York
Hercules In New York

[Seanny One Ball]

Dubbed Arnie. I remember seeing that as a little boy and loving it.

[Sepholio]

There are a lot of movies I remember loving as a little boy that I now realize are the drizzling shits.

[Danny Electric]

Whichever one had the autistic savant guy in it is the worst one.
The first one was tremendous though, I thoroughly enjoyed that one hungover Sunday morning.

Isn’t it the first one with the autistic guy in it?

[Seanny One Ball]

I obviously confused my cubes!

[Sixx]

Huh, just learned the second Cube as directed by a Polish guy.

[Danny Electric]

Just looking at him on IMDB, he’s worked on some very good movies.

[Danny Electric]

I remember when I was younger I had a friend who was obsessed with Sarah Michelle Gellar and in a trip to Blockbusters he proceeded to rent out this diabolical movie where she works in a kitchen and the food comes to life, I can’t rember its name, it was terrible.

He also went on a date to the cinema and her friends were coming along so asked me to come, and I didn’t find out till we were there that it was bloody Sweet Home Alabama which was also diabolical.

[Sixx]

Holy shit. In Polish it's A girl from Alabama so I had no idea this piece of shit was called Sweet Home Alabama. I love that song...

[Seanny One Ball]

That Sarah Michelle Gellar chef film is called Simply Irresistible and I saw it when I was baked many a time in my youth.

I can't remember much about it.

My mate once spent hours downloading and printing out pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar to put in a big folder he kept under his bed.
Back then a USB stick would have blown his mind.

[Danny Electric]

I’m sure my mate and yours would have gotten on well.

[Sepholio]

I too also had an odd obsession with Sarah Michelle Gellar in my youth.

[Seanny One Ball]

I think any bloke in their early 30's probably did.

[Seanny One Ball]

I own a copy of Cruel Intentions. No denying it. That shit still works.

[Sixx]

I don't think I really had.

Never watched Buffy.

[Seanny One Ball]

What about I Know What You Did Last Summer

[Sixx]

That I did, but I was hot or Love Hewitt in it.

[Seanny One Ball]

Yeah Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't have been designed better for pubescent boys really. Heartbreakers was something else.

[Destor]

I don't think I really had.

Never watched Buffy.

Buffy is high on my list of things i geek over

[Destor]

Never was attracted to SMG tho. Charisma Carpenter and Eliza Dushku were the smokeshows of the buffyverse.

[Seanny One Ball]

I liked Hannigan too. She was good back then.

[Sixx]

Never was attracted to SMG tho. Charisma Carpenter and Eliza Dushku were the smokeshows of the buffyverse.

Dushku <3

Especially in Jay and Silent Bob.

[Sixx]

I liked Hannigan too. She was good back then.

Can't fucking stand her.

[Seanny One Ball]

I don't mean as an actress. She seemed attainable at that age.

[Sixx]

Bah. She's even more attainable now that she's old.

[Seanny One Ball]

I don't wanna

[Sixx]

Neither do I.

Am I misunderstanding that word?

Attainable as in you could have a chance with her orrrr?

[Danny Electric]

My favourite around that time was Denise Richards.