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slik
01-29-2018, 07:11 PM
Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matches:


* “Woken” Matt Hardy vs Elias
* John Cena vs Finn Bálor
* Braun Strowman vs Kane (Last Man Standing Match)



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owenbrown
01-29-2018, 07:20 PM
Miz v Roman isn't a rematch for the title is it?

slik
01-29-2018, 07:28 PM
Yes.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 07:29 PM
Starting to notice a worrying trend with Strowman where a lot of his non-squash matches need to have a gimmick attached or shenanigans happen. Like WWE can't book him as a monster unless it also involves him creating absolute carnage on the outside or with big spots.

Jordan
01-29-2018, 07:35 PM
Can someone help me out with a stream? I'm not having any luck finding one.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 07:40 PM
I hope this Raw is like Rawaftermania lite tonight.

They gotta make up for last week's nightmare.

RP
01-29-2018, 07:47 PM
I bet Roman will be headed to ME of WrestleMania. Probably just me though.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 07:49 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We did two well received shows in a row. This feels...weird. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/957997557875126277?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:02 PM
Oh dear, and we open up with Stephanie.

rez
01-29-2018, 08:03 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We did two well received shows in a row. This feels...weird. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/957997557875126277?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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yeah, well..hold their beer because here comes a half hour stephanie start to the show

A.J.K
01-29-2018, 08:03 PM
although Coach back is a plus.

Savio
01-29-2018, 08:03 PM
Awesome, the trail blazer steph McMahon to start the show

slik
01-29-2018, 08:04 PM
new thing in the upper left corner that said they were in philly

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:04 PM
I'm too lazy to track down information right now. But, why's Coach back in WWE? ESPN not paying him enough, didn't renew his deal, up and left?

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:04 PM
Vince in his office masturbating to every press release

Meanwhile ASUKA GETS A PASSING MENTION

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:04 PM
Seeing the Ronda recap video really does highlight how terrible Cole is when it comes to projecting emotion for big moments unlike JR who was legendary at doing it.

Savio
01-29-2018, 08:05 PM
Otunga replaced Byron
Booker replaced Otunga
Coach replaced Booker

.....hmmmm

RP
01-29-2018, 08:05 PM
I was Live Morganfied tbh

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:06 PM
new thing in the upper left corner that said they were in philly

Looks like a graphics / color scheme / layout change, since the Miz/Roman graphic was the same kind of theme.

Kind of surprised, since it's only been a couple of years since the brand split, and usually they wait like 17 years to adjust things.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:06 PM
Should I turn on subtitles for this?

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:06 PM
and its all thanks to me Stephine Mcmahon

I like me.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:07 PM
I'm too lazy to track down information right now. But, why's Coach back in WWE? ESPN not paying him enough, didn't renew his deal, up and left?

Got released months ago but wasn't made public when ESPN had the first huge wave of layoffs last year.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:07 PM
Asuka is here

Watch out

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:07 PM
Fucking finally

RP
01-29-2018, 08:07 PM
When does Liv Morgan come out?

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:09 PM
AND a women's Elimination Chamber?

That sounds dangerous.

slik
01-29-2018, 08:09 PM
Now Asuka will know English

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:09 PM
:eek: Asuka speaks English again

RP
01-29-2018, 08:09 PM
Welp.. looks like they buried Asuka fast.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:09 PM
Now Asuka will know English

Only until Nia shows up.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:10 PM
Not the Raw Women's champion, not the Smackdown Women's champion, THE CHAMPION!

Whoever holds that title right now.

RP
01-29-2018, 08:10 PM
Why have her come out and speak non english unless you're making a fool of her or you're an idiot?

rez
01-29-2018, 08:10 PM
wtf. go away sasha

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:11 PM
Coach's voice too high compared to the others..... doesn't mesh well.

RP
01-29-2018, 08:11 PM
WWE has every bit the idea how to deal with talent as TNA has, accept WWE is way more popular. THATS A FACT.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:11 PM
RIP Sasha Banks

rez
01-29-2018, 08:12 PM
BURY SASHA

A.J.K
01-29-2018, 08:12 PM
Sasha no you aren't, don't kid yourself.

R.I.P sasha

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:12 PM
Sasha gonna get folded up and stuffed in a carryon bag tonight.

Savio
01-29-2018, 08:13 PM
AND a women's Elimination Chamber?

That sounds dangerous.

It's padded now.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:13 PM
Somebody tell me does Asuka actually speak english or is it really only a few words

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cUvVITQ.gif

RP
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
The booking in WWE is so shameful. It's horrid. I hope this company folds honestly. They are total idiots.

slik
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
I really like the new graphics

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
Sasha spare your husband a lifetime of pain and hospital bills and kill yourself it would be quicker and more humane

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:14 PM
It's padded now.

That ain't fun.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:15 PM
Seems like this RAW will feature several murders.

RP
01-29-2018, 08:15 PM
I'm so happy Vince is going to start a new Pro Football league, because he'll fail and lose money and the WWE will fold. And it will be the best thing that's happened for all these current Superstars. They are in a sinking boat. They will never be booked correctly. The WWE is garbage now.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:15 PM
The man who took a legit punch from Brock and only dropped to a knee BRUAANN

Jordan
01-29-2018, 08:16 PM
Yes new graphics rock. Also Auska rocks. And this card for this Raw rocks.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:16 PM
They're really trying to stack the shit out of this show, which is a good choice given all the press they got over Rousey and the spiked ratings from last week--even if that show wasn't one that should inspire people to come back.

Good on them for actually trying to capitalize.

rez
01-29-2018, 08:16 PM
I'm so happy Vince is going to start a new Pro Football league, because he'll fail and lose money and the WWE will fold. And it will be the best thing that's happened for all these current Superstars. They are in a sinking boat. They will never be booked correctly. The WWE is garbage now.

Creature guess your password?

Jordan
01-29-2018, 08:17 PM
Anyone think Angle is going to wrestle at Mania?

RP
01-29-2018, 08:17 PM
Total Garbage this product is. Total retards!

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:17 PM
Thursday Night Wars raging white hot.

IMPACT vs. THURSDAY NIGHT DARTS ON BBC AMERICA

Can't wait for Matt Sydal to jump ship to Thursday Night Darts.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:18 PM
No entrance for Kane.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:20 PM
Somebody tell me does Asuka actually speak english or is it really only a few words

Think she's like Nakamura where she knows enough to have simple conversations but not at a fluent level. She's only been in the US full-time for about 2-3 years now.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:20 PM
:rofl:

RP
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
saw that spot already. Sorry. Take that shit to TNA.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
Murder accomplished

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
He dead yo.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
I like that chair that was still there

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
Can you win a mayoral race if you're a double zombie?

slik
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
Braun is the best

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:21 PM
Hopefully thats the end of Kane-Strowman feud and frankly Kane for a long while in the WWE.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:22 PM
Noid conveniently missing again so he can continue to claim Braun isn't over.

rez
01-29-2018, 08:23 PM
thought he was going to eat corey

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:23 PM
Come on. Give me a good "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET"

DAMN iNATOR
01-29-2018, 08:23 PM
IfI fully expect Braun to come out and bury someone under an Army tank one of these weeks.

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 08:23 PM
someone fucking explain to me why the fuck Braun did not win the title last night?

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:23 PM
This better lead to another ambulance getting flipped over.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:24 PM
someone fucking explain to me why the fuck Braun did not win the title last night?

Because Vince said so.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:25 PM
Well thats the end of Kane's inexplicable mega push

Jordan
01-29-2018, 08:26 PM
Braun is scary as fuck

rez
01-29-2018, 08:26 PM
Kane's blood is on your hands, Steph!

rez
01-29-2018, 08:27 PM
Your former director of operations! yeesh!

Jordan
01-29-2018, 08:27 PM
They could make a horror film about Braun Strowman

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:27 PM
Cannot wait for WWE Films to make Godzilla vs Braun where Braun jobs out Godzilla in 90 seconds.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:28 PM
Yeah yeah yeah yeah cut to Kane getting loaded in an ambulance.

A.J.K
01-29-2018, 08:30 PM
Cannot wait for WWE Films to make Godzilla vs Braun where Braun jobs out Godzilla in 90 seconds.

How about The Texas BRAUUUUUUNNNNNNN masscre?

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:30 PM
Kurt, keep walking.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:30 PM
"Kane is suffering from anal bleeding and difficulty breathing."

Dark One
01-29-2018, 08:30 PM
"Fire me again motherfucker."

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 08:31 PM
hey Vince... listen to me.... BRAUN SHOULD BEAT BROCK AT WRESTLEMANIA NOT ROMAN

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:31 PM
We're just moving right along with these chamber qualifying matches.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:31 PM
So ummm nobody is going to bother to fix the announcer table?

Wonder if the usual guy who does this took the worst time to start his vacation.

Savio
01-29-2018, 08:31 PM
At Elimination Chamber Braun will tip the whole chamber over.

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 08:31 PM
I'm guessing Braun will be the 6th man in the Chamber and he'll eat everyone's finishers multiple times, and Miz will be the one to pin him setting up the Braun/Miz match nobody wants to see at Mania.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:32 PM
Kane's not gonna pull that trick where smoke fills up his ambulance and he comes out as director of operations Kane

Ol Dirty Dastard
01-29-2018, 08:33 PM
Elias reminds me of Damian Sandow

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:33 PM
I know we all need some soothing tunes after the horror we witnessed

Lucky for us Elias is there guiding us through the darkness

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:34 PM
Ungrateful crowd and Matt Hardy not appreciating this masterpiece being performed by The Drifter.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 08:35 PM
Pretty good singing from Elias tonight

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:35 PM
Elias shouldve released an album like a yr ago

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:36 PM
I never thought I'd be so pissed to see (w)broken Matt I was blissing out to Elias and matt comes in with his cacophony voice. FUCK HIM!

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:36 PM
These new graphics for RAW looks very familiar to something I've seen before but drawing a blank right now.

Want to say its something from ESPN but not sure.

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 08:37 PM
This would have been a perfect time to bring out the Obsolete song. Oh well.

RP
01-29-2018, 08:38 PM
They should bring Ronda out after ever match and spoil everyones victory

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:40 PM
:rofl:

Commentator crew relegated to ringside with office chairs.

I wonder if Coach is having second thoughts coming back?

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 08:40 PM
I'm guessing Braun will be the 6th man in the Chamber and he'll eat everyone's finishers multiple times, and Miz will be the one to pin him setting up the Braun/Miz match nobody wants to see at Mania.

Actually scratch this.....Braun will be pinned after one Spear.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:40 PM
They should bring Ronda out after ever match and spoil everyones victory

Right? her spotlight stealing kinda killed whatever excitement I had for her coming

Triple A
01-29-2018, 08:41 PM
New logo graphics seem to more strongly emphasize that it looks like it says "RAM"

KIRA
01-29-2018, 08:41 PM
I miss Booker T

Triple A
01-29-2018, 08:42 PM
Coach is not bad... has a distinct voice at least

slik
01-29-2018, 08:44 PM
I know the rumors are they seem set on Brock vs Roman but Braun vs Brock just makes so much more sense.

Ol Dirty Dastard
01-29-2018, 08:46 PM
Coach is not bad... has a distinct voice at least

He is WAY more confident/competent than he used to be. Would imagine his outside experience with ESPN has been a great help. He's still a cornball but I've been pleasantly surprised. He vibes well with Graves.

Ol Dirty Dastard
01-29-2018, 08:47 PM
And honestly, it's like a vacation not having Booker or Byron there to make everything awful.

ClockShot
01-29-2018, 08:47 PM
Seriously?

They can't just flip the stage-table back over? Gonna just build another one at ringside...................to get destroyed later tonight?

Savio
01-29-2018, 08:50 PM
Hey guys did you know that "Matt Hardy has reached his breaking point and now he is now woken"?

Droford
01-29-2018, 08:50 PM
Last man Laughing match at EC

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 08:50 PM
Yayyyyy more laughing with no story

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 08:53 PM
This Bray-Matt feud is basically like the Balor-Bray feud where its all over the place for direction.

Matt becoming "Woken" should have been the big payoff to this feud instead of how it was done. Same for the Balor feud having the DEMON return and then be relegated to nothing special since the feud kept going on.

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 08:58 PM
At what point of the Broken Matt chronicles in TNA did the sit down with Vince McMahon to watch? Because right now it seems like he saw about three seconds of Matt laughing and decided that must be what everyone is jerking themselves into an early grave over.

slik
01-29-2018, 09:00 PM
RAW not even a top-ten trend worldwide right now.

That's the opposite of normal, especially after Ronda showing up.

rez
01-29-2018, 09:01 PM
Roman still hated over a Pro Patriots Miz in Philly. Yup

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:03 PM
GO MIZ

Droford
01-29-2018, 09:04 PM
Big Dog has fleas

lol

I would have put Bigger the dog the bigger the fleas

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:05 PM
"I can't belive I'm out here with two miz fanboys"
This from the guy who was basically tickling miz balls 4 years ago

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 09:08 PM
RAW not even a top-ten trend worldwide right now.

That's the opposite of normal, especially after Ronda showing up.

Outside of Braun's murder of Kane, doesn't really feel that special of a show so far especially for a post-Big 4 ppv show.

#1-norm-fan
01-29-2018, 09:13 PM
Forget worldwide. Nothing from Raw is trending in the US right now. That is bizarre especially given the hype from last night.

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:14 PM
Forget worldwide. Nothing from Raw is trending in the US right now. That is bizarre especially given the hype from last night.

cue graphic from WWE saying Roman Reigns is trending worldwide

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:17 PM
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:18 PM
Forget worldwide. Nothing from Raw is trending in the US right now. That is bizarre especially given the hype from last night.

:lol: that is hilarious

slik
01-29-2018, 09:18 PM
Roman and Miz have good matches

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 09:19 PM
Forget worldwide. Nothing from Raw is trending in the US right now. That is bizarre especially given the hype from last night.

Even though its a paid trend, kind of funny KFC is trending over WWE right now.

slik
01-29-2018, 09:19 PM
Forget worldwide. Nothing from Raw is trending in the US right now. That is bizarre especially given the hype from last night.

True - and that's bizarre for RAW

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 09:20 PM
:D Miz's winning streak over Reigns

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:20 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:20 PM
God dammit.....there goes any hope of a pivot away from Roman winning the Chamber

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:21 PM
But anyway, Miz fucking rules so good for him

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:21 PM
hopefully Roman is disappearing for about 60 days

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:21 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1

Frees him up to win the Elimination Chamber

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:22 PM
goddammit Gertner quit giving my hopes up :( :fu:

GD
01-29-2018, 09:22 PM
hopefully Roman is disappearing for about 60 days

That's very daft of you.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 09:22 PM
Miz should clearly main event Mania again given that he's the first person in ages (ever?) to beat Reigns two matches in a row.

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:24 PM
Why the fuck don't they just put the stage back upright? What's next? They gonna put crime scene tape up around it?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:24 PM
Say Yeah

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:24 PM
I feel like Cole hasn't reminded us 250 times to use social media tonight. Maybe WWE fans are stupid and do need prompting.

Savio
01-29-2018, 09:24 PM
Feel like Raw is throwing away a lot of first time matches tonight.

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:25 PM
That's very daft of you.

maybe he shouldn't have gotten involved in a $10 million steroid ring (allegedly)

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:25 PM
Why is 205 Live on?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:26 PM
Why is 205 Live on?

What? The Top guys are here.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:26 PM
Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder. Aren't those midgets on 205 Live?

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 09:26 PM
Fell asleep. How did the Roman/Miz match end?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:26 PM
Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder. Aren't those midgets on 205 Live?

No jack. They're the best tag team in the world.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:27 PM
Fell asleep. How did the Roman/Miz match end?

School Boy 123 Miz wins

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:27 PM
Is there a 205 Live tag division or something?

rez
01-29-2018, 09:28 PM
Steph said tonight was a night of celebration for Asuka.

This celebration is 10x the dishonor of having Ronda come out last night.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 09:28 PM
God dammit.....there goes any hope of a pivot away from Roman winning the Chamber

Even if he won the IC title, nothing to stop him from being in the Chamber anyways. It would just mean the possibility of rehashing Mania VI's main event using Reigns and Lesnar.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:28 PM
Giving away a huge matchup like Balor versus Cena without any prior advertising is the reason why Austin left in the first place.

Kicking off the Road to Wrestlemania.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:29 PM
If Slater and Rhyno don't beat these jobbers I may have to question the WWE'S booking

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:30 PM
Is there a 205 Live tag division or something?

Dawson is 5'"11" and 223 LBS.
Wilder is 5'10" and 222 lbs.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:31 PM
Ugh, these bland midgets are getting pushed aren't they?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:32 PM
The next Raw WWE Tag Team champions.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:32 PM
Dawson is 5'"11" and 223 LBS.
Wilder is 5'10" and 222 lbs.

Bahahaha vanilla midgets

slik
01-29-2018, 09:33 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That’s Roman’s 4th loss in January. Great momentum for the guy expected to be main eventing Mania... ������������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Grant McDonald (@grantmcdonald92) <a href="https://twitter.com/grantmcdonald92/status/958163090612375552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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slik
01-29-2018, 09:34 PM
they should put charlie caruso thru a table r/n

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:34 PM
The Revival are such a damn good team.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:34 PM
Lol yes Titus Worldwide! Dana Brooke is a trip.

slik
01-29-2018, 09:34 PM
sycho sid should come out and powerbomb these jabronis thru a table

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:34 PM
Fuck those Revival guys. Titus Worldwide is where it's at.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:35 PM
Dana York

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:35 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That’s Roman’s 4th loss in January. Great momentum for the guy expected to be main eventing Mania... ������������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Grant McDonald (@grantmcdonald92) <a href="https://twitter.com/grantmcdonald92/status/958163090612375552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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These losses just guarantee he's going over at Mania better hope he goes on a win streak before that

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:36 PM
Dana in glasses later tonight. My penis is ready.

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:36 PM
Dana York

Brooke has better hair

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 09:38 PM
I hate this bandwagon NFL show. Is this guy famous for something or did they just pick a random dude?

Droford
01-29-2018, 09:38 PM
Mania Countdown! WOOO ITS WRESTLEMANIA SEASON

Dark One
01-29-2018, 09:39 PM
Kid Rock theme will kill me.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 09:40 PM
:y: Dudleys in the Hall.

slik
01-29-2018, 09:40 PM
If that is the WrestleMania theme song I am NOT a fan

Dark One
01-29-2018, 09:41 PM
I know they won't, but they should 100% have a Network special showing like the top 50 times Bubba almost incited a riot in ECW.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 09:43 PM
Goldberg + Dudleys had got to be one of the strongest HoF starts in years.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 09:44 PM
Really like these social media promos

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:44 PM
Balor looks like a gnome from that angle

Bad News Gertner
01-29-2018, 09:45 PM
Woooo smoke break match

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 09:46 PM
That stupid fucking Kid Rock song just solidifies that he's gonna be the Celebrity Wing inductee

KIRA
01-29-2018, 09:47 PM
I keep hoping cole gets something stuck in his throat before he can say "Its boss time"

Ezra
01-29-2018, 09:48 PM
They could make a horror film about Braun Strowman

I always thought a Wyatt family movie would have been good.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 09:50 PM
They got rid of the dumb pause in Asukas entrance. Good. Goooooood.

slik
01-29-2018, 09:51 PM
Goldberg + Dudleys had got to be one of the strongest HoF starts in years.

Funny u mention one of those words...




Mark Henry is rumored to go in as well this year

owenbrown
01-29-2018, 09:53 PM
I know they won't, but they should 100% have a Network special showing like the top 50 times Bubba almost incited a riot in ECW.

UkrjcWMbrno

Dark One
01-29-2018, 09:54 PM
#BringBackDrunkUncleBooker

A.J.K
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
Odds Undertaker costs cena the match tonight against finn?

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
Ouch

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
Sashas dead

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
RIP Sasha Banks

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
Holy fuck

Evil Vito
01-29-2018, 10:02 PM
Audibly screamed at Sasha's landing

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:02 PM
Sasha once again dead.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:03 PM
Audibly screamed at Sasha's landing

Trying to mimic another one of her idols, Lita.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:04 PM
Audibly screamed at Sasha's landing

Also, I got you this:

<div style="width: 640px; height: 480px; ██████████ relative;"><iframe src="https://streamable.com/s/0457k/iwynqk" frameborder="0" width="100%" height="100%" allowfullscreen style="width: 100%; height: 100%; ██████████ absolute;"></iframe></div>

slik
01-29-2018, 10:05 PM
This match is great, Asuka vs Sasha

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 10:06 PM
Great match

Really woke me up

I hope Gertner enjoyed his nap

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:07 PM
Can't wait for them to announce Asuka for the Hall of Fame next month.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:07 PM
Great match

Really woke me up

I hope Gertner enjoyed his nap

Sucks Sasha has to almost paralyze herself to do it though

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:08 PM
2 people

Nakamura and Asuka

...

and Brock

slik
01-29-2018, 10:09 PM
That was probably the best women's match on RAW in years.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:10 PM
That was great fun

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:12 PM
Im sad that Sasha died trying to dive out of the ring(her body just didnt know it yet)

slik
01-29-2018, 10:13 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Finn Balor promises to step over John Cena in the qualifying match, Brain.&quot;<br>&quot;He'll probably end up tripping over Cena, since Balor can't see him.&quot;<br>&quot;Sometimes I just ask for it, folks.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/958168955117559808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Roman Reigns obviously disappointed in the result of this match.&quot;<br>&quot;Well, if I was Reigns and had to look at that ugly mug every day, I'd be used to disappointment.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/958163355168116741?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;The referee is starting the count as both the Miz and Roman Reigns are on the outside!&quot;<br>&quot;That's unfair to Roman, Monsoon.&quot;<br>&quot;Why?&quot;<br>&quot;Because Reigns can't count to ten!&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ICTitle?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ICTitle</a></p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/958159612561231877?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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New favorite wrestling account

Tom Guycott
01-29-2018, 10:14 PM
The booking in WWE is so shameful. It's horrid. I hope this company folds honestly. They are total idiots.

"And I'd like to think this company will be better off when Vince is dead, but the fact is that it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family!"

Savio
01-29-2018, 10:14 PM
They should really ban suicide dives.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:15 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UTq3pPt.gif

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:15 PM
Here comes the greatest entrance in the WWE today

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:16 PM
They've only been tag team champions 4 times? Feels like they're about to tie the Dudleys.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:18 PM
What is Dana wearing its like the dress has a jacket but its all one piece ...........

RP
01-29-2018, 10:21 PM
Also, I got you this:

<iframe src="https://streamable.com/s/0457k/iwynqk" allowfullscreen="" style="width: 100%; height: 100%; ██████████ absolute;" width="100%" height="100%" frameborder="0"></iframe>



ROFL. I want to say she ran through the ropes like a dumbass, but she did and it was on purpose which makes it all the more funnier. WoW! This is like TNA product with a WWE tag slapped on it. Amazing.

RP
01-29-2018, 10:24 PM
I'm honestly questioning why i'm trying to watch this crap. I've been switching back and forth between RAW and John Wick 2. I've seen John Wick 2, 3 times. I'm now watching it a 4th because Monday Night Raw is apprently being booked by fucking shit eating monkeys.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:27 PM
I'm honestly questioning why i'm trying to watch this crap. I've been switching back and forth between RAW and John Wick 2. I've seen John Wick 2, 3 times. I'm now watching it a 4th because Monday Night Raw is apprently being booked by fucking shit eating monkeys.

Cool.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:28 PM
"It looks nice but is it necessary?"

well Im enjoying coach more than I figured

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:28 PM
Commentary has been a giant mess during this tag title match.

RP
01-29-2018, 10:28 PM
I want to feel bad for those that keep watching but i know the response. " So what man! Dont watch if you dont wanna watch! ". That person making that response is the same person coming on wrestling forums complaining, despite him/her watching. What a sad fucking existence! Watching the same poorly booked crap the WWE keeps force feeding down your throats. Thank god i stopped subscribing to that heep of donky shit programming they called WWE Network. No way in hell would i ever pay 10 bucks a month and 5 hours of my life to follow this fucking horseshit. Go fuck yourselves WWE.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 10:29 PM
Brady is wearing rocktape for his hand. Champs wear rocktape.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:30 PM
I'm so glad Graves took time to explain seemingly pointless rotations in top rope moves they actually have a reason to exist

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 10:30 PM
Sounds like they turned the crowd mics all the way down. Could very distantly hear them calling the 123 with the ref.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:32 PM
#LastManStanding trending on Twitter bizarrely two and a half hours after the match.

slik
01-29-2018, 10:33 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I really don’t want to see Sasha try that dive again. Too many close calls. Time to take that item off the menu.</p>&mdash; Mick Foley (@RealMickFoley) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/958178931500290048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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slik
01-29-2018, 10:34 PM
#LastManStanding trending on Twitter bizarrely two and a half hours after the match.

FINALLY, something is trending

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:34 PM
You know it's bad when Mick Foley is the voice of reason.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:35 PM
#LastManStanding trending on Twitter bizarrely two and a half hours after the match.

Got my hopes up that it had been brought back after it was canceled

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:35 PM
#LastManStanding trending on Twitter bizarrely two and a half hours after the match.

Maybe its a bunch of WWE fans competing online on who can actually last through all of tonight's show.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:36 PM
Maybe its a bunch of WWE fans competing online on who can actually last through all of tonight's show.

Its been a good show, not dragging on for me at least.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:36 PM
Maybe its a bunch of WWE fans competing online on who can actually last through all of tonight's show.

I feel like it's been a fine show, plenty of slugfest matches.

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 10:37 PM
Feel like Shayna Baszler will have more potential as a wrestler due to being ugly.

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:37 PM
Would be pretty funny if Ronda borrows Jericho's gag of only showing up to smile and point at the sign and then promptly leaves without saying a word.

Ziggy tried to mimic this gag recently but was terrible at it.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:38 PM
How long can they avoid having Alexa Bliss defend the title lol

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:38 PM
KANES COMING BACK

Lock Jaw
01-29-2018, 10:39 PM
Local medical facility

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:39 PM
Be funny if they got a camera crew on him riding the Subway in his gear

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:39 PM
:| at the idea of Kane-Braun feud not being over.

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:40 PM
That is the stupidest fucking thing cole has ever been forced to say

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-29-2018, 10:41 PM
The Club doing what they like doing best

BEATING UP JOHN CENA!

rez
01-29-2018, 10:41 PM
BEAT UP JOHN CENA THE SEQUEL

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:42 PM
Its been a good show, not dragging on for me at least.

I feel like it's been a fine show, plenty of slugfest matches.

3rd hour has been great but didn't really enjoy the first two hours outside of Braun's destruction and the IC match.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:42 PM
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rez
01-29-2018, 10:42 PM
jinx...you owe me a coke.

slik
01-29-2018, 10:43 PM
How not to capitalize on momentum 101: No Rousey on RAW

I know she's filming a movie but I think many expected her to make a brief appearance tonight.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:46 PM
How not to capitalize on momentum 101: No Rousey on RAW

I know she's filming a movie but I think many expected her to make a brief appearance tonight.

Going to the Triple H school of building up a feud.

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:47 PM
I would like to congratulate Corey Graves on adding an eighth hour to his weekly work load.

slik
01-29-2018, 10:48 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D6Po7mf34p0" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:49 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RPA-dFjfC8g" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I thought shed do it lol

oh well

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:50 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D6Po7mf34p0" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>



https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192901_1561046943933749_3079371046047499730_n.jpg?oh=180dd6437c4494c3572b6b02d75cafa6&oe=5B2662BA

rez
01-29-2018, 10:51 PM
I would like to congratulate Corey Graves on adding an eighth hour to his weekly work load.

Corey's a work horse. Travels more than Ryan Seacrest....driving an old Gremlin. Poor schmuck

https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2011/04/21/116ba1e3-a643-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/resize/620x465/65a2ff5281e84d447cbec15f678d797c/gremlin.jpg

Dark One
01-29-2018, 10:51 PM
Grats to Balor for getting a chant for him as opposed to the usual anti-Cena chants, at least briefly.

Droford
01-29-2018, 10:53 PM
that was weird

Emperor Smeat
01-29-2018, 10:53 PM
How not to capitalize on momentum 101: No Rousey on RAW

I know she's filming a movie but I think many expected her to make a brief appearance tonight.

She could always show up at the very last minute to just point at the sign like last night.

She and WWE did fool enough people last night thinking she wasn't at the arena to keep the surprise of her debut a secret.

slik
01-29-2018, 10:54 PM
this is ending with braun and kane again I think

KIRA
01-29-2018, 10:54 PM
I thought shed do it lol

oh well

It would be cool if they maintain this dynamic on the main show like no matter how pissed he is they remain fond of each other

slik
01-29-2018, 10:56 PM
What is the crowd chanting