Who is the Worst Full Time Wrestler you've ever seen [Archive]

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 12:00 AM

I'm drunk, so you're getting random thought threads.

Who's the worst full time wrestler you've ever seen. I'm not talking about Jenny Morasca or Queen Sharmell.

I've pretty much spent the past 3 years watching old late 70's/early 80's wrestling. Especially old WWWF/WWF.

Jesse Ventura is the worst wrestler I've ever seen. Worse the Giant Gonzales. He's fucking horrendous. Unwatchable horrendous.

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 12:11 AM

Lex Luger or Paul Roma. Fucking garbage

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 12:12 AM

Awww Roma was great

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 12:13 AM

No he wasn't. He sucked.

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 12:15 AM

Mantaur was pretty garbage too

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 12:16 AM

Nikky Chance was also very shit

My Final Heaven

02-02-2018, 12:45 AM

Axl Rotten was pretty awful, I can't think of a single move in his arsenal besides hitting people over the head hardway with random objects.

Personal bias, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed an Alberto Del Rio match. All of his offense is retarded-looking, he can't get over for anything besides cheap heat in condescending to the crowd, and he's always had that bullshit "I'm not going to sell anything or make anything look good, because I know I'm a legit badass in real life" mentality. Every other wrestler on earth taps out in submissions - Alberto slaps the mat once because he's so so Legit Hard :lol:

KIRA

02-02-2018, 12:50 AM

I still don't understand how/why Paul Roma was in the Horsemen

Anyway its a toss up between Sandman and Ultimate Warrior for me

#1-norm-fan

02-02-2018, 12:54 AM

I'm assuming you're talking strictly in-ring work.

Khali is the obvious answer. And probably the correct one.

Fignuts

02-02-2018, 12:56 AM

I think Khali might actually be better than Jackie Gayda.

#1-norm-fan

02-02-2018, 01:04 AM

I thought about Jackie Gayda but I think if it wasn't for that one atrocious match, she probably wouldn't come up. Khali may not have had a match that was as memorably bad as that but that's only because he could barely move. Tough to botch much when you're just limping around and chopping people in the head.

SlickyTrickyDamon

02-02-2018, 01:09 AM

I'm drunk. Worst full-time wrestler i've ever seen? Don't know what a few cunts on ignore have said before me but I'll give it a go.

Psycho Sid. Great look and visual but just never really was there for the in-ring and speaking. Shit the bed as it were.

#1-norm-fan

02-02-2018, 01:14 AM

STD being a biased asshole toward Sid.

Droford

02-02-2018, 01:20 AM

Does Nathan Jones count as full time?

Destor

02-02-2018, 01:40 AM

Knobs and saggs

Public enemy

Dave Sullivan

nearly all mid 00s divas

David flair

Off the top of my head

Sepholio

02-02-2018, 01:49 AM

Nailz, Mabel, Luger, Nathan Jones, Psycho Sid, Khali, Giant Gonzalez

Nicky Fives

02-02-2018, 02:03 AM

Giant Gonzalez

Emperor Smeat

02-02-2018, 02:12 AM

Toss up between Viscera and Giant Gonzalez although probably could think of worse ones with some real effort put into this.

Like Kelly Kelly was pretty terrible overall but at least she can do a couple moves well. Bastion Booger was also pretty terrible and ... well I can't think of anything good about him off the top of my head.

Black Widow

02-02-2018, 03:30 AM

That guy that got tackled by Gronkowski but I've already forgot his name.

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 03:33 AM

Nikky Chance was also very shit

STD neg repped me for this post. He must be a big Nikky Chance fan

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 03:34 AM

STD being a biased asshole toward Sid.

Clearly he's mocking mental illness. Not cool.

#1-norm-fan

02-02-2018, 03:40 AM

STD has half the brain Sid does.

Maluco

02-02-2018, 10:06 AM

Sandman always stuck with me. He had charisma and a great entrance but literally everything he did in the ring looked so awkward and unnatural. Probably cause he was drunk while doing it, which is crazy to think about now.

He is definitely the worst "mobile" guy with a long, prominent career I can think of

A.J.K

02-02-2018, 11:45 AM

Evil Vito

02-02-2018, 11:47 AM

Sandman's a good choice. Paul Heyman himself said that he was one of the worst wrestlers he's ever seen, and that Jim Fullington himself would be the first to admit it.

Innovator

02-02-2018, 12:04 PM

Tamina

Simple Fan

02-02-2018, 12:08 PM

Mongo McMichael, if he doesn't count as full time then Honky Tonk Man.

Theo Dious

02-02-2018, 12:17 PM

How has nobody said Buff Bagwell.

Theo Dious

02-02-2018, 12:19 PM

Sandman's a good choice. Paul Heyman himself said that he was one of the worst wrestlers he's ever seen, and that Jim Fullington himself would be the first to admit it.

Just looking around ECW he was better than New Jack.

Sixx

02-02-2018, 01:24 PM

I agree with Luger. He was shit and his torture rack looked pretty awful.

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 01:39 PM

Sandman's a good choice. Paul Heyman himself said that he was one of the worst wrestlers he's ever seen, and that Jim Fullington himself would be the first to admit it.

Lol Dreamer said Sandman is the worst he's ever seen

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 01:41 PM

Mongo McMichael, if he doesn't count as full time then Honky Tonk Man.

He was full time for a couple years. He counts

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 01:42 PM

Luger is way better than people give him credit for.

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 01:44 PM

He's good at killing Miss Elizabeth that's about it. He fucking sucked

Danny Electric

02-02-2018, 02:17 PM

Lex Express.

Ol Dirty Dastard

02-02-2018, 02:19 PM

Luger is way better than people give him credit for.

Esp when he was younger.

Theo Dious

02-02-2018, 03:27 PM

Lex Express.

I'LL BE YOUR HEEEEEROOOOO

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 04:17 PM

Esp when he was younger.

1988 Lex Luger was really good. Also really liked Lex in 96 pre NWO. He and Sting were a team and Lex would act like a face when Sting was watching him, but as soon as Sting would stop looking Lex would act like a heel lol.

Lex also had a weird habit of grabbing at his junk during his matches/interviews early in his WCW career lol

#1-norm-fan

02-02-2018, 04:20 PM

Luger does not belong in this discussion.

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 07:40 PM

I watched a bunch of AWA shows when they were on ESPN and they had this guy for a few shows named Rocky Mountain Thunder. My God.

Evil Vito

02-02-2018, 07:42 PM

Khali probably is the right answer tbh. He wasn't signed to be good in the ring, he was signed to be an attraction.....but if this is strictly in-ring skills Khali was physically incapable of doing anything other than lumber around and chop.

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 07:45 PM

Nikolai Volkoff was fucking horrible as well.

I'm not even talking about Money Inc Volkoff. He's was horrible was back in the 70's.

Evil Vito

02-02-2018, 07:45 PM

"I've seen The Great Khali move around in this ring with more balance and poise than you."
-Wade Barrett to David Otunga, NXT season one finale

Bad News Gertner

02-02-2018, 08:07 PM

Snitsky was pretty terrible

Simple Fan

02-02-2018, 08:20 PM

Wasn't his fault though.

Destor

02-02-2018, 08:29 PM

Snitsky punting a baby into the 12th row is my favorite moment of all time

Shisen Kopf

02-02-2018, 08:44 PM

Giant Gonzalez/El Gigante was total trash too

My Final Heaven

02-03-2018, 10:18 AM

Funny story I read about Gigante - he never intended to be a wrestler, he actually was drafted to the Atlanta Hawks - Ted Turner's basketball team. Turner took one look at him, and immediately put him on WCW TV :lol:

Ol Dirty Dastard

02-03-2018, 10:59 AM

then Vince took one look at his doughy physique and put him in a body suit.

Anybody Thrilla

02-03-2018, 03:39 PM

Then somebody airbrushed a butt crack on him.

Mr. Nerfect

02-03-2018, 06:39 PM

Snitsky is a guilty pleasure of mine. He took that baby and ran with it.

Heidenreich fucking sucked though. And from really modern guys, Darren Young & Titus O'Neil. Fucking hell. Oh, and Zack Ryder is atrocious. He's such an uncoordinated goof out there. Everything he does looks so fucking awkward and sloppy. And Jinder fucking Mahal. Has there ever been someone more boring?

Going back, a lot of my wounds have healed. Tiger Ali Singh was pretty shit though. Beefcake? I mean, for his consistent pushes and to the level he was pushed.

Shisen Kopf

02-03-2018, 06:41 PM

Juat Joe was just a pile of crap

Juan

02-04-2018, 10:48 AM

Al Snow

Helmsphere

02-07-2018, 10:42 PM

Al Snow

Al Snow was a amazing Wrestler.

owenbrown

02-07-2018, 10:46 PM

Greatest European Champion ever

Jordan

02-07-2018, 11:24 PM

I think Khali has to be taken out of consideration because he had a good match with HBK, and some decent stuff with Cena and Batista. El Giagante was probably the worst. He was so fragile, frighteningly tall sure but, not a wrestler by any means.

Al Snow? Are you kidding, I mean the guy is a great wrestler, and had a great run in ECW and WWE.

And Snitsky was entertaining and not that bad in the ring so that's not it.

Nikolai Volkoff had plenty of entertaining matches, sloppy and dangerous sure but still good to watch.

El Gigagante NEVER had even a remotely good match. It never happened, couldn't have, impossible.

Jordan

02-07-2018, 11:29 PM

Paul Roma wasn't brilliant but he was athletic and daring, and had plenty of good matches alongside Arn Anderson.

Sid had great matches with Shawn and Bret, and was really bad ass squashing people his whole career.

Buff had plenty of great matches under his belt especially in his early days teaming with Scorpio and then later on in the TV Title scene. He was really athletic before his injury, and everyone thought he was a future superstar.

Luger? Are you kidding me? Sure he had a boat load of bad matches, but he had plenty of great matches that mattered. Matches with Sting, Flair.... I mean he was apart of one of the greatest tag matches of all time vs The Steiners at Superbrawl.

The Sandman could be considered I guess, I still think he was lots better than El Gigante though.

Honky Tonk Man could work his ass off, and Mongo wasn't that bad. Sloppy and dangerous but kinda entertaining. I dunno maybe I'm a Mongo mark, I enjoyed him.

Bad News Gertner

02-07-2018, 11:51 PM

Mongo was bad lol

Jordan

02-08-2018, 12:13 AM

I have fond memories of him vs Goldberg at Starcade but it's probably because the show sucked and they had a table spot that I marked out for. He was a helluva promo!

Juan

02-08-2018, 01:40 AM

Al Snow was a amazing Wrestler.

https://images.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/2015/01/30/pro-wrestler-mick-foley-booted-for-cheating-at-wing-bowl-by-hiding-uneaten-wings-in-fanny-pack/mick-foley.jpg

Shisen Kopf

02-08-2018, 02:40 AM

PN News was trash. He was just a fat oaf who rapped. Terrible.

WinterDecay

02-09-2018, 09:33 AM

He's good at killing Miss Elizabeth that's about it.
Miss Elizabeth was good a killing herself. She is an adult that made choices.

Back on topic, Nasty Boys have to be the worst.

WinterDecay

02-09-2018, 09:35 AM

PN News was trash. He was just a fat oaf who rapped. Terrible.

Agreed on News. Also, Men on a Mission were just awful in the ring.

Big Vic

02-09-2018, 09:40 AM

Is Eva Marie the one with red hair? Would you consider her full time?

Swiss Ultimate

02-09-2018, 10:02 AM

I'm assuming you're talking strictly in-ring work.

Khali is the obvious answer. And probably the correct one.

Good one.

There was a time when I legitimately felt Mark Henry was that fucking awful, but maybe it was just a phase, or maybe I was judging him too harshly.

I think Steve McMichael is my answer.

Never saw him have a good match. Might be wrong though.

Shisen Kopf

02-09-2018, 11:26 AM

Miss Elizabeth was good a killing herself. She is an adult that made choices.

Back on topic, Nasty Boys have to be the worst.

Lex Luger killed Miss Elizabeth. Everybody knows that. RIP

Ol Dirty Dastard

02-09-2018, 11:30 AM

Mongo was bad lol

Bad News Gertner

02-09-2018, 02:10 PM

Mongo had the worst balence of anyone I've seen in the ring. He always seemed to be falling down lol

Shisen Kopf

02-09-2018, 02:46 PM

His rasslin name should have been Mongo Lloyd

Maluco

02-09-2018, 03:04 PM

It's a different discussion obviously but if you are talking a star to ring talent ratio, Warrior is off the charts.

An absolute megastar, but watching back now, he was incredibly wreckless and did very few actual moves in matches. His good matches were when athletic guys bumped around for him, but he was awful in ring for as big a star as he was. As bad, if not worse, than mentions in this thread.

Supreme Olajuwon

02-09-2018, 03:08 PM

Mongo was bad, but that ponytail was an all-timer.

Supreme Olajuwon

02-09-2018, 03:10 PM

http://thumbs.media.net.wwe.com/wwe/2015/11/02/images/wwef_527732183_th_64.jpg

Look at that thing. Majestic. Makes me want to rescue him from a tall tower.

DaveWadding

02-09-2018, 05:27 PM

Did anyone say Mantaur, Bastion Booger, or Man Mountain Rock?

Sixx

02-09-2018, 05:32 PM

Glacier was pretty shit, though I think it's because of all the hype and him being a letdown.

Big Vic

02-09-2018, 05:47 PM

No one agrees with me on Eva Marie. Hmmm.

Bad News Gertner

02-09-2018, 06:33 PM

Did anyone say Mantaur, Bastion Booger, or Man Mountain Rock?

Man Mountain Rick was fucking awesome in WCW as Maxx Payne and Bastion Booger was great in Stampede as Markhan Singh.

Mantaur was all kinds of awful

Bad News Gertner

02-09-2018, 06:35 PM

No one agrees with me on Eva Marie. Hmmm.

She wasted a massive opportunity. She could have been the best female heel on the roster by a mile. Could you imagine Eva Marie talking a bunch on shit and getting crushed by Asuka?