Raw Thread - 2/12/18 - Last chance four way match for the Chamber, Bayley v. Banks, and JOHN CENA!

[Anybody Thrilla]

All that plus more, or whatever.

Who's watching tonight? I should be here for the long haul.

[KIRA]

Ahhh starting off with a hostile crowd music to my ears

[RP]

JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

[KIRA]

HES GONNA FACE R-TRUTH!

oh nevermind...fuck

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUU..........


You're not Braun.

[RP]

FINALLLLLLLLLLLLY THE MIZ HAS COMEEEEEEEEEEEE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW

[slik]

Honestly this makes it sound like Cena will win Elimination Chamber, even though there's zero chance of that happening

[Evil Vito]

Fuck yeah, Miz

[slik]

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[KIRA]

I would like to see Miz face Brock

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

None of that would make Miz champion tho

[ClockShot]

ENOUGH!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when Cena beat Brock at Extreme Rules 2012 for no reason whatsoever?

[slik]

Miz beating Cena now a fond memory

[slik]

Remember when Cena beat Brock at Extreme Rules 2012 for no reason whatsoever?

In Brock's first match back w/ WWE no less.

[Anybody Thrilla]

John Cena laid to waste by Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel. Who would have ever thought?

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwww. I thought this was gonna be one of those segments which all participants come out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would be pretty funny if every week, Cena fight for a specific spot in the Chamber. Last week was for #6 and this week for #1 spot.

Next week is probably loser gets #2 or winner gets #5 spot.

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas stopped dressing like a roadie for a Zydeco band

[Droford]

Apparently they like to ignore the whole make sure both are up and standing

[ClockShot]

Fans looking up and waving. Is Sting up in the rafters or something?

[owenbrown]

well we know that Miz is entering first at Elimination Chamber because LOLCENAWINS

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley vs Banks tonight? Feel like that could have been saved for WRESTLEMANIA.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bayley vs Banks tonight? Feel like that could have been saved for WRESTLEMANIA.

It could definitely happen there too. Maybe tonight is just to really solidify Banks as a heel.

[Savio]

Damn is Cena doesn't win he will be left off the Mania card.... not even in the ATG Battle Royal

[ClockShot]

I thought Miz got away from the Figure 4.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rare close up of the "hold" there.

[slik]

I think Bayley is the one who will go heel

I would like to see her turn heel in her hometown and then destroy all the Bayley Buddies

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Miz got away from the Figure 4.

Ya gotta pull out all the stops against Big Match John, Good Ol' CS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Bayley is the one who will go heel

I would like to see her turn heel in her hometown and then destroy all the Bayley Buddies

Seems like Sasha's been heeling it up ever since the Rumble, but Bayley could really use a rejuvination of some sort.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Cole really just call that janky Crippler Crossface an STF?

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena's STF always looks like it hurts him way more than his opponent because of the goofy faces he makes all the time.

[RP]

looks like a Crossface Crippler to me

[KIRA]

A smarmy sneaky heel kicking out of the finisher of The Uber face..........

[slik]

Miz looking good against cena r/n
Just like Finn

Almost like they want both to look good 4 WM...like finn/miz could be in a program 2gether maybe....that is my guess

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Cole really just call that janky Crippler Crossface an STF?

looks like a Crossface Crippler to me

Yup

[ClockShot]

Of course.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm still not a fan of champions losing throwaway non-title matches. Really, even having non-title matches.

[owenbrown]

shocker... Cena wins :roll:

[RP]

john cena just hopped the front row to talk to owenbrown

[Droford]

The joke should be Cena starts 2nd

[Emperor Smeat]

For someone rumored to be in the midst of a huge Mania push, WWE showing a weird way of doing it.

[ClockShot]

That's just mean, Lillian.

[owenbrown]

Vince really likes pissing off what was his core audience.... the 18-34 male demographic

[Droford]

Deletion Chamber lol

[ClockShot]

Oh Matt, you silly, silly man.

[Anybody Thrilla]

FUCK MATT HARDY

Jesus fuck

[owenbrown]

I think I am over the Matt Hardy stuff now

[Evil Vito]

I like to think he's chanting DELETE the entire commercial break.

[slik]

Vince really likes pissing off what was his core audience.... the 18-34 male demographic

That's not his core demographic if you go by tv ratings...the average WWE viewer is over 40 and under 60.

[slik]

That's with the Live + 7 day later rating taken into account for people who don't watch live...supposedly most of their YT views come from India, obviously not all of them, but the largest percentage.

I think a lot of under 20s just watch clips on Twitter and FB maybe.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's not his core demographic if you go by tv ratings...the average WWE viewer is over 40 and under 60.

Why would you not phrase that "between 40 and 60"?

[Savio]

"What if it was a white celebrity that got shot?"

[Droford]

Oh..dear

[ClockShot]

Go get 'em, Bullet Club.

[Savio]

Graphics

[Emperor Smeat]

Those popup graphics fit a lot better with the cell phone promos than regular promos. At least with the cell phone ones, it has the easy excuse of being like a video filter people use a lot.

[slik]

Why would you not phrase that "between 40 and 60"?

I do what I want

[Droford]

No say yeah

[owenbrown]

Who the fuck taught Kevin Dunn how to use shitty graphics?!

[slik]

Not as bad as Nakamura's name taking up the whole screen or the Uso's being in prison

[slik]

but still too cheesy

[Dark One]

Those popup graphics fit a lot better with the cell phone promos than as regular promos.

All of these After Effects 101 word popups are going to drive me to NJPW faster than bad storytelling, 10 more years of Roman Reigns main-eventing Wrestlemania, or a buzzword per sentence average north of 15.

[Droford]

Nerd o meter or

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_s4YaFUIAADazV.jpg

[slik]

If Kevin Dunn is going to start using graphics from 1998 can Breezango at least get something on SD please

[Dark One]

We are 6 months away from them adding Batman TV series style visual "sound effects" to the shaky camera to REALLY SELL THE ACTION

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/2/2d/Batman_sound_effects.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106191421

[slik]

Nightmarish

[slik]

Superman Punch

KAPOW

[ClockShot]

THEY!

Hate this Taco Bell commercial.

[Droford]

Superman Punch

KAPOW

That's what's next

Comic book graphics during matches..can't wait

[KIRA]

Dunn has lost his beaver faced goddamn mind

like Vince got him Sony Vegas for Christmas

[Dark One]

That's what's next

Comic book graphics during matches

We are 6 months away from them adding Batman TV series style visual "sound effects" to the shaky camera to REALLY SELL THE ACTION

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/2/2d/Batman_sound_effects.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106191421

This would get us one step closer to this, though:

http://i.imgur.com/JFeU6be.gif

Although I guess they'd probably just make "YAY!" pop up overa nd over.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like both of these teams, but I don't like their matches together for some reason.

[KIRA]

Botch Wilder

[KIRA]

I like both of these teams, but I don't like their matches together for some reason.

Its cause they both come off as heels

[Emperor Smeat]

So far this Revival-Balor Club feels like every other tag feud on RAW with the meaningless trading of wins back and forth.

[Droford]

Breaking news

[KIRA]

Somebody likes Revival. 2 injury related derailments and they are still being pushed

or Raw just don't have any teams

[ClockShot]

Alright! Dolph's back to sell cell phones.

[slik]

Dolph sucks

[KIRA]

Dolph.... my god what went wrong here?

[owenbrown]

Dunn has lost his beaver faced goddamn mind

like Vince got him Sony Vegas for Christmas

Is there anyway we can file a class action suit against WWE for this?

[slik]

just throw trash in the ring instead

[Droford]

Rousey to RAW..lol

[Lock Jaw]

"Local medical facility"

[ClockShot]

Raw's not good enough for a Ronda Rousey contract signing?

Gotta be at a PPV?

[slik]

Kurt Angle here to not mess up any lines

damn we r so negative this week...it's because afif is not here with us in this thread!!!

[KIRA]

Shes being sent to RAW??

[ClockShot]

You should be ashamed of agreeing to this stupid storyline, Kurt.

[Dark One]

KURT ANGLE SHOOTS HARD ON WWE UNIVERSE.

[KIRA]

Just stop stop Kurt

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at WWE via Kurt getting upset people don't like Jordan and are happy he's gone due to injury.

[ClockShot]

There's always the Andre The Giant Battle Royale, Seth.

[Lock Jaw]

Seth gonna challenge Angle.....

RIP Kurt's Neck

[slik]

'I am a Father'

#cringe

[ClockShot]

Don't do it, Kurt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whelp there goes Balor's chances at being in the Chamber.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Kurt going brain dead or what?

[slik]

Seth vs Kurt at WM?

[ClockShot]

Wow.

[Droford]

This is all cover up for blowing the reveal of Balor winning

[KIRA]

OOOOO he used the "W" word

Kurt better start sending feelers to NJPW

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins pulling a Cena with suddenly getting put into any match he wants at will.

[Droford]

Id kinda like to see Bray vs Brock..but not happening

[slik]

Id kinda like to see Bray vs Brock..but not happening

lol Bray will be lucky to make the Andre Battle Royal at this point

[KIRA]

Lost fish in the sea

Bray watched Finding Nemo to get ready for tonight

[Savio]

Can't help but to see Sasha as bald now.

[KIRA]

Its hilarious to think of Coach shilling WM to his daughter at home in that voice

[Droford]

Wonder if Sonya Devile got 1 named

[KIRA]

aaaand how is fancy tape supposed to help that

[ClockShot]

aaaand how is fancy tape supposed to help that

Works wonders for Cesaro.

[slik]

Megan Markle

[Lock Jaw]

Id kinda like to see Bray vs Brock..but not happening

Member when Wyatt Family eliminated Brock from the Royal Rumble, but then Brock just decided to ignore all that and feud with Dean Ambrose for WM instead?

[slik]

I do

Brock didn't give a fuck about that WM match

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match is heating up a bit, here we go.

[slik]

Women's Revolution

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kairi Sane was probably looking at the elbow and laughing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good match. :y:

[Droford]

Sasha basically broke the Bank statement herself putting her foot on the rope..

[ClockShot]

Someone likes the top rope super finisher tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: rare win for a hometown star.

Bayley-Sasha was good.

[Savio]

Member when Wyatt Family eliminated Brock from the Royal Rumble, but then Brock just decided to ignore all that and feud with Dean Ambrose for WM instead?

They fought at Rock Block.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Feels like a heel turn coming.

[Droford]

The winner of this match...Bayley

The way Cole said that lol..so much disdain.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sasha basically broke the Bank statement herself putting her foot on the rope..

She does that a lot, usually trying to roll backwards.

[Emperor Smeat]

Soo much for the idea of either Bayley or Sasha turning tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That run in was not like most girls.

[ClockShot]

:nono:

Thanks for killing the moment, Nia.

[ClockShot]

And poof, there's Charlie.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Soo much for the idea of either Bayley or Sasha turning tonight.

Stretching it out, nothing wrong with that. Now they have a common enemy again.

[Droford]

Nia will always be the immovable object

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is the stage very foggy or smokey?

[KIRA]

Baley once mentioned making an Eddie circa WCW heel turn

I really want that

[Droford]

If Nia wins she needs to dig out the Eat Sleep Break the Streak shirts

[Lock Jaw]

They been Nia Jaxxed

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nia really needs to work on her promos. She's pretty much ready everywhere else.

[KIRA]

They fought at Rock Block.

Luke Harper did and it was short and nowhere near what it couldve been

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Asuka already announce before she was going after the RAW title?

Would be pretty funny and a very WWE thing to do to have Asuka lose and then just bolt to Smackdown instead or win and still bolt to Smackdown just cause.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So does Elimination Chamber have just two matches or what?

[ClockShot]

Oooooooh, nice comeback, Seth.

[Dark One]

Congrats to Cesaro for having his replacement teeth finally functional.

[Droford]

So does Elimination Chamber have just two matches or what?

Women's match
Mens match
Asuka vs Nia

The 2 chamber matches should take half the show up

[slik]

Why is the stage very foggy or smokey?

I like it they should keep it

[Droford]

How long is 140 days

Asuka 1000

Monday July 2nd

[Emperor Smeat]

Asuka getting a Rumble-style hype video is pretty cool.

[ClockShot]

The sexy voiceover chick from NFL on Fox?

Nice get, WWE.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Women's match
Mens match
Asuka vs Nia

The 2 chamber matches should take half the show up

Can't believe I forgot about the womens chamber. They were JUST talking about it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really don't think Nia Jax should be the won to break the streak. Not with promos like that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dana looking great. Love the necklace.

[Droford]

Lol they give Apollo a live interview the others pretaped

[Droford]

Bray can't digest me

Jesus Christ

[Evil Vito]

Jesus, Apollo is a vacuum of charisma.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's honestly the most character Apollo Crews has ever shown, so good on him. Still no chance tonight.

[Droford]

Crews can't lose...until he does

[Droford]

That's honestly the most character Apollo Crews has ever shown, so good on him. Still no chance tonight.

I was expecting much worse

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bliss has been making a lot of sense in her motivations.

[Savio]

"I'd like to butter her biscuit"

[Savio]

Bliss has been making a lot of sense in her motivations.

It was a good segment. Glad Mickie didn't "forget"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty impressive Tough Enough class featuring Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Velveteen Dream, and Laurel Van Ness.

[slik]

Mickie showing fire
Ladies getting way more attention than before on RAW, the Ronda Rousey effect begins

[Evil Vito]

Pretty impressive Tough Enough class featuring Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Velveteen Dream, and Laurel Van Ness.

I remember when Dream got voted out, WWE posted a video the next day of Booker T, Lita, and Billy Gunn basically saying the fans fucked up. They all knew he was the best one there.

[Anybody Thrilla]

My Alexa keeps searching stuff any time they mention Alexa Bliss. That's gotta stop.

[ClockShot]

:lol:

We won?!

[rez]

Elimination Chamber Blues

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias was on the E & C podcast recently, if any of you are interested.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"WHO WANTS TO TALK WITH ELIAS?"

[Evil Vito]

Actually speaking of Tough Enough, I started re-watching Tough Enough Season 2. Fun trip down memory lane. Awesome Kong appearing in the tryouts. Johnny Nitro being one of the 25 finalists. Shad Gaspard being selected for the final 13 but failing his physical. Matt Morgan being in the final 13 and clearly looking like he was gonna win the thing but fucking up his knee.

[Emperor Smeat]

I remember when Dream got voted out, WWE posted a video the next day of Booker T, Lita, and Billy Gunn basically saying the fans fucked up. They all knew he was the best one there.

Kind of ironic considering he was never their hand pick person to win during the season. Their actual pick and the big fan favorite ended up being huge busts.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Actually speaking of Tough Enough, I started re-watching Tough Enough Season 2. Fun trip down memory lane. Awesome Kong appearing in the tryouts. Johnny Nitro being one of the 25 finalists. Shad Gaspard being selected for the final 13 but failing his physical. Matt Morgan being in the final 13 and clearly looking like he was gonna win the thing but fucking up his knee.

I watched that season over the summer.

[Evil Vito]

ELIAS

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/AFjLyN6.gif

[KIRA]

Time for the golden throated serenades of Elias

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias cracks me up. Give this dude the rocket strap.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Emperor Smeat]

Disgraceful manners being shown by the crowd this week towards the masterpiece being played by Elias.

[KIRA]

Elias WM entrance could be incredible

[KIRA]

SHUT YOUR FAT SEWER HOLES YOU FUCKING INGRATES!

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[ClockShot]

GET THESE HANDS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh my fucking god.

[Emperor Smeat]

This segment is going to be perfect if Braun sings along

[Droford]

Uh oh

[rez]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Evil Vito]

LOL BRAUN WITH A CELLO

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[KIRA]

How dare BRUAN......nevermind he can do what he wants

[owenbrown]

WHY THE FUCK IS BRAUN NOT THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE UNIVERSAL TITLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW?!

[Lock Jaw]

oh no

Braun singing

[rez]

LOL BRAUN WITH A CELLO

wrong instrument. it just looks like a cello due to his size.

carry on

[KIRA]

OH MY GOD

[Droford]

Cello shots

[Evil Vito]

I don't care if it's a bass, imagining it's a cello is funny

[KIRA]

BRUAN IS THE MUTHERFUCKING MAN

[Dark One]

Kind of disappointed that Braun's song wasn't just him saying "Braun braun braun, braun braun braun, braun braun braaaauuunn braaaabraun" to the tune of Jingle Bells.

[Lock Jaw]

Braun Strowman now "likes to have fun"

oh no

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now that's what I call music

[KIRA]

Hes's one handing a Bass those things are heavy as shit

[Evil Vito]

I watched that season over the summer.

Even though it's kinda backwards, with shows that far back I kinda like seeing where the cast is now before I start watching. Like finding out Hawk was an actor, and then watching the show and seeing everyone comment that he's a fucking nutjob.

Or knowing going in that tiny, injury prone Jessie did go on to have a short indy career and is now married to Tommaso Ciampa.

Did find out Alicia died only a few years after the season though. :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Braun just killed Elias

[owenbrown]

Elias is about to be flattened

[slik]

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[KIRA]

He just killed Elias

[ClockShot]

Awesome. Just funny and awesome.

[Dark One]

Braun Strowman now "likes to have fun"

oh no

A little concerned he's going to be dressed as Cupid next week or something, but he's a legit funny dude, which if done properly should make him even more over.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Even though it's kinda backwards, with shows that far back I kinda like seeing where the cast is now before I start watching. Like finding out Hawk was an actor, and then watching the show and seeing everyone comment that he's a fucking nutjob.

Or knowing going in that tiny, injury prone Jessie did go on to have a short indy career and is now married to Tommaso Ciampa.

Did find out Alicia died only a few years after the season though. :(

Wait, which one was Alicia?

[KIRA]

How is Bruan not the champ right now

[owenbrown]

WWE keeps proving every week that social media has ruined the internet with these backstage videos

[Anybody Thrilla]

Everybody is concerned with Wrestlemania moments. Braun is out there creating Raw moments damn near every week.

[Lock Jaw]

The Bar still endlessly fighting The Shield

[Dark One]

How is Bruan not the champ right now

He doesn't do enough Superman Punches.

[Lock Jaw]

A little concerned he's going to be dressed as Cupid next week or something, but he's a legit funny dude, which if done properly should make him even more over.

Phew, no need to worry then. WWE does everything properly.

[owenbrown]

How is Bruan not the champ right now

Because Vince has to crown Roman's ass at WrestleMania for the 219849125921839053509392195731905012840th time

[Dark One]

"We're about to find out if Sheamus's bark is worse than the Big Dog's bite NEXT ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"

I would like to personally thank WWE for convincing me to learn Japanese.

[Savio]

Crowd is hot for Braun, hope WWE smartens up and abandons reigns WM moment.

[Evil Vito]

Wait, which one was Alicia?

Haven't gotten through the whole thing but she's been selling a back injury and sitting out of exercise, seems to be a drama queen - just got into a huge argument with Jessie last episode I watched.

Considering she was 21 when she died, that means she would've been 18 or 19 when the show was taped...which made it a bit awkward when she showed up late to the final 25 and she just casually said she'd gotten wasted the night before.

[Lock Jaw]

HERE COMES THE BIG DOG!!!

[Evil Vito]

I liked that segment. Braun has way too likable of a personality to not leverage it at some point.

[slik]

No one remind STD that Braun is the biggest face in the entire company.

[Dark One]

No one remind STD that Braun is the biggest face in the entire company.

Or Noid.

[Droford]

Bully Ray said on Busted Open the smart WM match would be to have Braun tag with Rousey vs HHH/Steph since that will be a high profile media covered match that will get Braun more attention overall than even if he faces Brock in the Main Event

[owenbrown]

Crowd is hot for Braun, hope WWE smartens up and abandons reigns WM moment.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrl1anhSmu1r1b9vqo1_400.gif

[Bad News Gertner]

You guys should watch the Nikky Chance vs Swede Savard match instead.

[owenbrown]

You guys should watch the Nikky Chance vs Swede Savard match instead.

at least it's not as predictable than a Roman Reigns match

[slik]

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[owenbrown]

Ugh.... everyone from now on should pull a Jeff Jarrett ala WCW Bash at the Beach 2000 and just lay down prior to every Roman Reigns match from now on

[owenbrown]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8WYzMfXoSbk/VTahWwY32kI/AAAAAAAAEx8/5clyFQiv88Y/s1600/Hogan%2B2.gif

[Tom Guycott]

Welp, I can't even catch up outside of this thread, because they are pretty zealous with takedowns on the tube.

Must be a pretty big appearance tonight, like The Rock or something, because they seem to be way less lax on removing worthwhile posts. Usually get a couple hour window to get the gist of most of the show with maybe a missing match and muted entrances. Also, there is a proliferation of shitposts of clickbaity "screengrabs" of shit that didn't happen ever, like Lashley standing toe to to with Strowman, but his shirt is backwards because he was actually standing the other wherever the poorly photoshopped shit was taken from.

[Droford]

Yeah that Ivory/Chyna match at X-7 was a barn burner

I want Stevie Richards to induct her..not happening though

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah that Ivory/Chyna match at X-7 was a barn burner

I want Stevie Richards to induct her..not happening though

Barn burner, you say?

http://i.imgur.com/N9eLYMu.gif

[slik]

Induct Chyna

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt theme still cool, but that's literally the only thing he has going for him now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait, WWE really are holding off on having Ronda show up on RAW till after the Chamber?

Really idiotic move considering the post-Chamber RAW is going to have a smaller audience than what the post-Rumble show usually does.

[Lock Jaw]

Apollo Crews clearly winning this

[KIRA]

Heyyyy Bray Wyatt's n the main event.....kinda

I don't understand WWE

[Emperor Smeat]

Induct Chyna

Wouldn't be surprised if she gets inducted next year or the year after. Pool of notable former women wrestlers in the WWE is really small even with them limiting it to at least one inductee per year. Only cruisers have an arguably smaller pool of notable names and even smaller if limiting it to just the WWE.

[Droford]

Apollo Crews clearly winning this

He can't lose! Sure thing! 100% guarantee

[Droford]

Heyyyy Bray Wyatt's n the main event.....kinda

I don't understand WWE

Bray did what he usually does (lose) and they put him in a match with a bunch of other losers so he can lose again

[Tom Guycott]

I think I am over the Matt Hardy stuff now

Because in typical Vince fashion, it's distilled down to "this one little, marketable slice will get over with the kids"?

All the actual "broken" shit that would appease people seems to all be done in segments that don't make air on TV - you know, the thing that people should be able to watch it on.

Kinda like the lore in Destiny 1: yeah, it was available online if you signed into the website to look at it later instead of being able to read/hear/see that shit WHILE you're playing it. Same here. All the shit with his kid, or his promo with "Balor Club" is all being relegated to auxillary online watching, and all that makes the actual show is "DELETE" chants and manical laugther like that is the entirety of what got the gimmick over.

Once again, WWE ruins something they didn't create. Whoever could've seen that coming. :|

[Lock Jaw]

He can't lose! Sure thing! 100% guarantee

Have you placed any bets?

[KIRA]

Wouldn't be surprised if she gets inducted next year or the year after. Pool of notable former women wrestlers in the WWE is really small even with them limiting it to at least one inductee per year. Only cruisers have an arguably smaller pool of notable names and even smaller if limiting it to just the WWE.

In order for it to be even remotely big enough they'd have to induct every woman who ever wrestled for the company and some from WCW

I wonder when Brocks gold digger of a wife is gonna shreak at him to threaten WWE to put her in the HOF

[Droford]

The Crews can't lose slogan would be great for a shirt if it were halfway believable

[Tom Guycott]

Nerd o meter or

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_s4YaFUIAADazV.jpg

Toss-up. I'd say Nerd-O-Meter, unless it was one of the few times the Honk-A-Meter had that blaring "HONK" when it appeared.

[KIRA]

Cruise thinks he can't lose because its February

he really thinks Vince gives a fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the random cut to commercial. Someone forgot to tell Coachman it was going to happen.

[KIRA]

Bray destroying everybody

[Dark One]

"Deletion Chamber" probably isn't going to make it in Germany either.

[Emperor Smeat]

Feel the longer Bray feuds with Matt, the more likely he's going to end up with his own "Woken" moment since no chance this feud ends with a good payoff.

[Frank Drebin]

I'm just stopping in to to say "Good luck. We're all counting on you."

[slik]

This is a great main-event!