Raw Thread - 2/26/18 - Let's see what Wrestlemania is REALLY going to look like!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Call me crazy, but I have a good feeling about tonight's Raw. Also, I kinda marked out for that Ronda Rousey segment from last night. Who wants to walk with Raw tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

I'll walk with RAW

[ClockShot]

I'm here to see a pissed off Braun Strowman kill somebody.

[slik]

https://i.imgur.com/M226KDS.jpg

[slik]

add Braun to the main event at WM plz

[RP]

Cant wait for Roman Reigns !

[RP]

They should have Chrisley host Wrestlemania

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last night <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> dominated the match and captured the imagination of the audience which is why he obviously had to lose <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/968290053402382337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 27, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Still don't get the purpose of Strowman laying waste to everyone only to lose in the end and then a post-match beating spot that does nothing for him nor Reigns. Same for building up Rollins on RAW and then not using it to push him as the worthy challenger to Lesnar.

[Anybody Thrilla]

add Braun to the main event at WM plz

That would be cool if they hadn't just done a triple threat at the Rumble. That would be decidedly better, though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do they have to show this whole segment again? I literally just watched it like an hour ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kurt was kinda hilarious last night.

[ClockShot]

Joan Jett's Bad Reputation is her entrance theme?

Joan Jett okay this?

[RP]

So rude of Ronda acting like she did.

[Dark One]

Kurt was kinda hilarious last night.

Yeah, thought that was the first time he made a positive contribution on the microphone and didn't seem like a malfunctioning robot.

:y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of surprised they are actually using video and not just stills for the Ronda recap.

Ronda > Reigns based on the PPV recap treatment.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kinda weird how Steph went from being petrified, to growing the courage to slap Ronda, and then back to petrified in a matter of minutes.

[Dark One]

GET READY FOR SIX WEEKS OF THIS

https://i1.wp.com/i.imgur.com/1ldiJ3I.gif?zoom=2

[rez]

https://i.imgur.com/M226KDS.jpg

can't be unseen!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Joan Jett's Bad Reputation is her entrance theme?

Joan Jett okay this?

I'm sure the checks are clearing.

[ClockShot]

Alexa Bliss and Mickie James to open to show.

Putting the inevitable off for a little while.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at WWE going back to stills for PPV recap.

[RP]

Alexa totally turning on James right now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really don't understand what Mickie James is trying to accomplish here.

[slik]

Monday Night Rousey era begins

[KIRA]

They should have Chrisley host Wrestlemania

So the police know where to wait to arrest him and his stupid family

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought the womens Chamber match was kinda dope. I was way into it.

[Stickman]

I actually think this will be a horrible Raw.

[KIRA]

can't be unseen!

Kid grew up quick

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie's attire last night looked pretty good. She usually dresses like a bit of an asshole.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd be down for Sasha v. Ronda at Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought the womens Chamber match was kinda dope. I was way into it.

I also thought it was pretty great. A lot better pace wise than the Men's Chamber and better flow than the Women's Rumble for the historic "1st" stuff.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Welcome, fans, to Monday Night <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> and we kick off with Alexa Bliss...&quot;<br>&quot;...and her grandmother.&quot;<br>&quot;That's Mickie James, Brain!&quot;<br>&quot;Easy mistake.&quot;</p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/968292016315609088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 27, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Alexa's ass is made for primetime tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: talking about the sign pointing

[slik]

Women's Chamber was pretty good @ABT, imo

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't say anything, Asuka.

[slik]

Asuka has CENA NUFF of Alexa Bliss tonight

[ClockShot]

Oh dear.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't say anything, Asuka.

Good work.

[ClockShot]

Tag team sense is tingling.

[KIRA]

Ok lowering the bar

[Anybody Thrilla]

54-person tag match coming up or what?

[RP]

6 WOMAN TAG MATCH BROTHAAAAAAAAA!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie never officially...like, turned heel, did she?

[Black Widow]

Good segment.

Askua didn't talk and got jumped

[rez]

ugh. Asuka going to team up with those 2 scrubs

[Emperor Smeat]

So Mickie is suddenly a heel now and Sasha coming out for the save wasted a great opportunity of last night being the start of a heel turn for her.

[Stickman]

Wow that opening segment felt like a filler at the hour and a half mark of a show...terrible

[Lock Jaw]

Why did Mickie James randomly turn heel? Makes no sense

[RP]

Wow that opening segment felt like a filler at the hour and a half mark of a show...terrible

Bliss was good. She's always good. Her and that Prime Time Ass.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So Mickie is suddenly a heel now and Sasha coming out for the save wasted a great opportunity of last night being the start of a heel turn for her.

Maybe Sasha goes full on heel during the match that's definitely about to happen.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie never officially...like, turned heel, did she?

So Mickie is suddenly a heel now and Sasha coming out for the save wasted a great opportunity of last night being the start of a heel turn for her.

Why did Mickie James randomly turn heel? Makes no sense

Glad I'm not alone here. Thought I missed something.

[ClockShot]

HA!

[rez]

Maybe Sasha goes full on heel during the match that's definitely about to happen.

/wish. Her character is so stale but the whole division can't be heels.

[Emperor Smeat]

Maybe Sasha goes full on heel during the match that's definitely about to happen.

And then the Inflatable Bayley Buddies turn heel on Bayley to complete the friendship betrayal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

/wish. Her character is so stale but the whole division can't be heels.

I guess that Mickie "turn" didn't really help things.

[rez]

double turn. mickie goes "back" face and sasha goes heel

[Lock Jaw]

Why they acting like Sasha hitting Bayley in the Chamber is such a horrific event? It was every women for herself.

Now if Sasha was eliminated by Bayley and THEN attacked Bayley, that would have been dastardly.....

But it isn't a real stretch or "stab in the heart" that your opponent would seize an opportunity to attack you in a match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

And then the Inflatable Bayley Buddies turn heel on Bayley to complete the friendship betrayal.

My friend was telling me she wanted Bayley to come out and start stabbing the Bayley Buddies and dress like a goth.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why they acting like Sasha hitting Bayley in the Chamber is such a horrific event? It was every women for herself.

Now if Sasha was eliminated by Bayley and THEN attacked Bayley, that would have been dastardly.....

But it isn't a real stretch or "stab in the heart" that your opponent would seize an opportunity to attack you in a match.

Thanks Coach

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Asuka allowed to lose in tag matches?

[Lock Jaw]

No prob

[RP]

Why wa Sasha laughing after that Nia bump?

[rez]

WHY YOU SUCH A BAD FRIEND? LOLOLOL

[Anybody Thrilla]

"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD FRIEND?"

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why they acting like Sasha hitting Bayley in the Chamber is such a horrific event? It was every women for herself.

Now if Sasha was eliminated by Bayley and THEN attacked Bayley, that would have been dastardly.....

But it isn't a real stretch or "stab in the heart" that your opponent would seize an opportunity to attack you in a match.

In theory, at least, attacking one's best friend is not something they would do if they were truly that person's best friend, even in a competition. I guess that's what the argument is, but it's a weird argument.

[RP]

LOL is Sasha drunk? What the fuck was that?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at "why are you such a bad friend" to Sasha by some random person in the crowd.

[RP]

Someone just said " Why are you such a fat friend? "

[Dark One]

My friend was telling me she wanted Bayley to come out and start stabbing the Bayley Buddies and dress like a goth.

Amazing.

[KIRA]

Is Asuka allowed to lose in tag matches?

Her just barely winning is irritating takes away the sense of her being unstoppable

[Black Widow]

Baylee as Heyman's illegitimate child would be totally believable.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

this is tag team match playa and cena you're going one on one with the undertakkkaaaa

[RP]

Those Bliss Ass shots are amazing

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know, RP is right. Alexa does indeed have a prime time ass.

[ClockShot]

Knew that was coming.

[Stickman]

Her just barely winning is irritating takes away the sense of her being unstoppable

Kind of reminds me of Bret Hart, his oppenent was always in the match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiittttttt

[rez]

Baylee as Heyman's illegitimate child would be totally believable.

Heyman impregnates an anti abortion activist and doesn't call her back.

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley heel turn!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BAYTRAYAL!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll take Bayley v. Banks at Mania if it's anything like their Takeover classic.

[Stickman]

The women are so clunky in the ring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did she officially even choose Alexa yet?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Asuka didn't look like a bitch in that match. Bayley is given something interesting to do again. Alexa's ass. I'll give it a thumbs up.

[Lock Jaw]

Cole's head looking transparent

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena: I don't have a woman to propose to this year.

[owenbrown]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Who the fuck is supposed to feel bad for John Cena for not getting a Wrestlemania match?

[Lock Jaw]

Little Jimmy

[ClockShot]

That anti-smoking commercial is sure to give me nightmares tonight.

[rez]

Who the fuck is supposed to feel bad for John Cena for not getting a Wrestlemania match?

the troops and kids with cancer

and jort enthusiasts

[owenbrown]

really fucking sick of these anti-smoking commercials and I am a non-smoker

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE had the balls, they actually go with Cena not having a match at Mania but still being on the show in some form. Use it to build an actual redemption storyline for next year or as a possible start of a heel turn because he becomes too delusional about his status.

This just feels like every other interesting Cena storyline where its going to fall apart before it gets really interesting and/or back to the usual Cena booking in a few weeks.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did John Cena try asking Kurt if he could have a match? Maybe that would work.

[RP]

I would think John could just go ask Vince for a match at Wrestlemania. I'm sure Vince would say yes. It's going to be a 7 hour PPV.

[Black Widow]

I bet he starts crying ha!

[Anybody Thrilla]

jort enthusiasts

:lol:

[slik]

CENA NUFF

[Evil Vito]

#BROKEN John Cena

[rez]

http://i.imgur.com/35Coq.gif

I'm down for a tna psycho kurt return.

[owenbrown]

c'mon John, come out pissed off one time, not happy go lucky John

[KIRA]

WWE can't claim any kind of rating victory so they go with social media sad

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I want them to sing woah woahh it's wrestlemania...fighting to survive

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd not caring about Cena's Mania issues.

[Evil Vito]

#BROKEN John Cena and #WOKEN Matt Hardy vs The Bar at WrestleMania

[RP]

Vince : " I'm sorry John. Theirs just no room for you. We have to work Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel in. "

[Anybody Thrilla]

Feeling bad for Cena in this scenario is like feeling bad for the Pacific ocean for not getting any rain today.

[RP]

Here we go. JOHN CENA IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

3rd time's gotta be the charm, right?

[RP]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Come on Elias...

[slik]

Jort Enthusiast is in serious mode.

[RP]

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[KIRA]

Big match John trying to get that sympathy match

[Anybody Thrilla]

He is literally talking to children right now.

[Dark One]

"Every one of you can relate to this, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FAILURES"

[rez]

ugh

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just what I haven't wanted in four years.

[Evil Vito]

Aaaaaaand last year's WrestleMania ending has been rendered irrelevant.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Slick Johnny

[Anybody Thrilla]

Come back on, Elias...

[Dark One]

Well.

They set up the premise for a hell of a story on Raw Talk last night that would have been a great emotional journey full of nuance with John Cena grappling with his own mortality and shelf life. They could have had him go a little darker and try to do--

Oh. WELL PLAYED JOHN CENA.

[Evil Vito]

That was a nice swerve. Too bad it's still obvious the match is gonna happen.

[KIRA]

So characterwise Taker how does he receive these messages

[ClockShot]

Just say no, Nakamura.

[Black Widow]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

They should have just showed that Raw Talk recap with Cena doubting himself, spoke nothing of him tonight, and just had him show up on Smackdown OUTTA NOWHERE tomorrow night...but I guess somebody will watch Smackdown now who wasn't going to before.

[RP]

I bet they fuck up the 1 on 1 Nakumara vs AJ match at WM by adding Cena.

[rez]

Cena is 2018's Heath Slater without a contract.

[owenbrown]

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He's going for Nakamura's title shot isn't he?

[Dark One]

They should have just showed that Raw Talk recap with Cena doubting himself, spoke nothing of him tonight, and just had him show up on Smackdown OUTTA NOWHERE tomorrow night...but I guess somebody will watch Smackdown now who wasn't going to before.

That segment on Raw Talk was way too good to just be shown as a clip in a bumper for the segment. I said it last night, that segment 100% should have been a backstage sitdown segment in the middle of the show.

[KIRA]

Hes gonna try to snatch Nakamura's shot watch

[Black Widow]

Glad roman is gonna beat Brock at least he's there every week.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to be funny if Cena does plea or beg his way into the WWE title shot.

[Stickman]

Obviously going to be taker now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That segment on Raw Talk was way too good to just be shown as a clip in a bumper for the segment. I said it last night, that segment 100% should have been a backstage sitdown segment in the middle of the show.

I didn't watch it. Are you saying that I should?

[Evil Vito]

Cena going "outside of protocol" is probably gonna be baiting Nakamura into putting his #1 contendership on the line at Fastlane.

[Lock Jaw]

Will be terrible if they back off of AJ/Nakamura

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena's going to try to make the fatal five way a six pack challenge.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why in the fucking hell did Matt Hardy beat Bray Wyatt?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Heath might win this, for some reason.

[Lock Jaw]

The Bray Wyatt vs Heath Slater match everyone was clamoring for

[KIRA]

oh lord Its happened I hate to see Bray coming

[Dark One]

Bray going to announce he's going back to being Husky Harris because this weird bullshit isn't working out.

[ClockShot]

Poor Slater & Rhyno.

And to some degree, poor Bray.

[Emperor Smeat]

Considering how dire RAW's tag division is, makes no sense to feed Slater & Rhyno to Bray since it doesn't fix the real issues with his character.

[Dark One]

I didn't watch it. Are you saying that I should?

Yeah. It was really good--even if in retrospect Cena's basically shrugged it off tonight. Really good depth of character.

[Lock Jaw]

Why is Rhyno dead for so long

[Anybody Thrilla]

No. Please. No. End this now.

[Lock Jaw]

Wyatt should mention that Heath has kids

"Why did you make me do that Matt Hardy? To an innocent man? He's got kids!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is Rhyno dead for so long

It was a really good Yurinagi.

[Dark One]

No. Please. No. End this now.

Nah man,

Gotta be Sister Abigail vs. #WOKEN Matt in an evening gown match at Wrestlemania.

[Evil Vito]

Lol if Miz just gets awkwardly booked against Braun who has already beaten him with minimal effort twice in a week

[ClockShot]

Hold on to that Intercontinental title tight, Miz.

[KIRA]

Only the WWE and Vince could sink such an amazing character now theyve done it to Matt its unbelievable

[Dark One]

Lol if Miz just gets awkwardly booked against Braun who has already beaten him with minimal effort twice in a week

I feel like if they do this and it's just Braun walking out and holding up the IC title, and they don't do anything with him pinning everyone but Roman last night, and then murdering Roman afterwards--just "Hey look! Braun wants the IC championship now! Isn't that cool!?"--I'm gonna be done for the night.

[KIRA]

We just aren't going to acknowledge that BRUAN destroyed everybody in the chamber huh ok RAW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Only the WWE and Vince could sink such an amazing character now theyve done it to Matt its unbelievable

Thing is, Broken Matt was never an amazing character.

[slik]

Finn? Seth? Braun?

All of the above?

[Emperor Smeat]

Still funny Ronda gets the video treatment for PPV recap since WWE doesn't do that for anyone else.

Also Kurt's promo was the best part of last night's contract signing.

[slik]

I'd prefer Braun be added to Brock/Roman...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just Kurt.

[Black Widow]

Already shown up more times than lesnar this month

[Dark One]

Did they really just do three camera cuts in the quarter of a second that Triple H was in the air for that slam.

[Black Widow]

Biggie was garbage

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that a real stat?

[Evil Vito]

I feel like if they do this and it's just Braun walking out and holding up the IC title, and they don't do anything with him pinning everyone but Roman last night, and then murdering Roman afterwards--just "Hey look! Braun wants the IC championship now! Isn't that cool!?"--I'm gonna be done for the night.

Ditto

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does he mean combined reigns?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz's hair looking particularly douchey tonight. I like it. :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is the Miz doing a CM Punk promo?

[Black Widow]

Better looking than Roman ha!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does he mean combined reigns?

He is close to breaking combined days as champion.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, I'm down with this right now.

[ClockShot]

Curveball.

[RP]

hot Promo

[rez]

shoulda had strowman come out and win. then when he does open challenges, no one comes out and he has to go to the back and beat up a random rassler

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Angle: Its gonna be mah!

[Black Widow]

I'd last an hour and 5 mins with Rollins

[Anybody Thrilla]

I feel like this is going to turn into a bunch of people beating Miz clean in the weeks leading to Wrestlemania, then there will be a multi-man match for the title at Mania. I don't love that build up, but the match could be OK.

[slik]

I feel like this is going to turn into a bunch of people beating Miz clean in the weeks leading to Wrestlemania, then there will be a multi-man match for the title at Mania. I don't love that build up, but the match could be OK.

My guess as well.

[Lock Jaw]

I feel like this is going to turn into a bunch of people beating Miz clean in the weeks leading to Wrestlemania, then there will be a multi-man match for the title at Mania. I don't love that build up, but the match could be OK.

These were my exact thoughts as well

A "beat the IC champ to qualify" match, and then a lot of people beat him.

[Emperor Smeat]

I feel like this is going to turn into a bunch of people beating Miz clean in the weeks leading to Wrestlemania, then there will be a multi-man match for the title at Mania. I don't love that build up, but the match could be OK.

Miz and the IC belt right now have the same problem the US belt had after the Cena US Open Challenge.

WWE made it way too obvious they only cared about Reigns and the belt just a cheap way to get cheers. They didn't have any real prestige plans for the belt nor plans for whoever took it from Reigns.

[ClockShot]

One of these days Rollins is going into the crowd with those suicide dives he does.

[Anybody Thrilla]

And so it begins.

[Emperor Smeat]

He barely connected but really cool at the distance Rollins got with the Frog Splash.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What happened to that Balor Club stable?

[ClockShot]

"Balor Club is here!"

Where's Anderson & Gallows?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple Threat

[Lock Jaw]

Road to Wrestlemania: Miz job count: 1

[Black Widow]

I'd hate Balor even more if he wasn't hot.

[rez]

bad commercial break timing. never change, wwe

[Lock Jaw]

Balor looks exactly like a younger, smaller, Andy Serkis

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yo, what the fuck?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually think The Miztourage did the right thing there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DA CLUB

[ClockShot]

There they are.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at WWE not bothering to give Balor the same star rehab push they gave Rollins

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA PLAY ON!

[ClockShot]

Restart.

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle with a vendetta against Miz

[Emperor Smeat]

Gravs is right about Miz could have just walked out for the count out loss and make Angle look dumb with his threat to the Miz.

[rez]

doh...thought rollins won the title.

[Anybody Thrilla]

T.L. Hopper reference, nice

[slik]

Miz vs Balor vs Seth would be good

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

T.L. Hopper reference, nice

He's a Dirty White Boy.

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Cole trying to ridicule Coachman like he did with Booker T doesn't mesh or fit at all. He really is the weakest link of WWE's commentary announcers.

[KIRA]

I just realized I really hate Miz's Ivan Drago haircut

[Lock Jaw]

Road to Wrestlemania: Miz job count: 2

[Anybody Thrilla]

Michael Cole calling someone else a propaganda machine for The Miz like 2009 didn't happen.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bet Cena regrets leaving RAW since its now obvious the ticket to Mania is to just beat the Miz in a match and he's done that plenty of times before.

[KIRA]

Cole trying to ridicule Coachman like he did with Booker T doesn't mesh or fit at all. He really is the weakest link of WWE's commentary announcers.

Because coach is on top of it

Booker was endearingly frustrated

Coach just shrugs off and counters Cole and Cole can't shake him

[Lock Jaw]

Lights keep making Cole's head look transparent. Graves too.

[Dark One]

Finding some minor hope in the fact that Braun didn't come out for a third match with the Miz.

That is until he announces himself as the first entrant in the Andre Battle Royal later. :|

[Dark One]

I see the WWE Make-Up Cannon found Ronda.

[Lock Jaw]

Just realized this is only the second hour..........

DAMN

[Dark One]

"It was at this moment... WWE Superstar The Big Show knew... he done fucked up."

[rez]

just realized graves looks like mark mcgrath's younger brother.

[KIRA]

Finding some minor hope in the fact that Braun didn't come out for a third match with the Miz.

That is until he announces himself as the first entrant in the Andre Battle Royal later. :|

I will aggressively tweet my displeasure at the WWE if that happens

[KIRA]

just realized graves looks like mark mcgrath's younger brother.

And Cole looks like somebody's ghost wtf happened to him

[Lock Jaw]

And Cole looks like somebody's ghost wtf happened to him

https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4507e88f7dd5934f090bc4adadd61ef/tumblr_p2nmy9rZQP1s05wxzo1_400.gif

[slik]

This Kid Rock song is the worst theme song for a WrestleMania in history.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/dgP5Vuo.gif

[ClockShot]

Get Brock out here, have Braun come out and destroy them both, and that's the night.

[owenbrown]

Can we get a "YOU DID STEROIDS!" chant for Roman?

[owenbrown]

or a 60 DAYS chant?

[slik]

Come On BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[KIRA]

How how is Roman not a heel he dosent even get Cena's mixed reaction

[KIRA]

This Kid Rock song is the worst theme song for a WrestleMania in history.

Its a godaweful pile of horseshit

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess WWE's newest plan to get crowds to cheer Reigns is to have him mimicking Cena whenever he'd go into random shoot mode. Just like with Cena, they won't change anything about his booking making it all moot in the end.

[owenbrown]

the real question is Why isn't Roman suspended for 60 days yet?

[KIRA]

And thats why Brock is awesome

[slik]

Brock def leaving after WM after this burial...

[Lock Jaw]

Roman with a pipebomb! Whoa!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dozed off. What did Roman say?

[owenbrown]

oh look the women who are constantly wet in their panties for Roman are cheering for him :roll:

[Dark One]

Roman: "Fuck it, I'll even go to Corpus Christi"

[owenbrown]

I dozed off. What did Roman say?

he said his promo is sponsored by ZZZQuil

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Elias's body double.

[rez]

oh look the women who are constantly wet in their panties for Roman are cheering for him :roll:

trying to draw that sock account out?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

the real question is Why isn't Roman suspended for 60 days yet?

Because fuck you. If he failed he'd get a strike.

[Dark One]

I mean, that's a face Roman Reigns people can get behind.

[KIRA]

I want Bruan to just come beat his ass for the rest of the show

[Lock Jaw]

Best work Roman has done on the mic. Speaking "from the heart"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock failed twice before and after his UFC match. That's 90 days.

[Emperor Smeat]

I dozed off. What did Roman say?

Something about Brock being a bitch and being lazy for why he doesn't show up all the time on RAW. Also the usual Cena-like "WWE is always my home" shtick.

[Loose Cannon]

That might of been one of the best promos i've heard in a loooong time and certainly the best promo Reigns has ever delivered. They couldn't of written the start of this feud any better :y:

[slik]

That was easily the best promo Roman has ever done.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder what The Bar does at Wrestlemania........ no legitimate opponents for them