03/05/2018 Monday Night Raw starring Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar - "The Roids for WrestleMania"

[Shisen Kopf]

DO IT!

[Fignuts]

Don't tell me what to fucking do.

[Fignuts]

Because fuck Shisen and his demands. I do what I want.

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Sting will show up and if they will run out of time when he does!

[Savio]

http://stillrealtous.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/brock-lesnar.jpeg

Although Roman Reigns was set to meet Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the middle of the ring this past Monday night on Raw, six weeks before their WrestleMania match, The Beast Incarnate was nowhere to be seen.

In Lesnar’s absence, The Big Dog saw fit to rant about The Conqueror, calling him “an entitled piece of crap who hides behind his contract,” claiming that Lesnar doesn’t respect the WWE Universe or any of his fellow Superstars.

Paul Heyman has been uncharacteristically silent on the issue, merely stating in a tweet on Thursday that Lesnar will honor his contractual obligations at WWE Live Events. However, Heyman has yet to respond to Reigns’ harsh words. What does this all mean for the Universal Championship Match at WrestleMania?

Here Shisen

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Heyman insists Lesnar will become “the 1 in Asuka’s 276 and 1”: <a href="https://t.co/u00MiDOWSu">https://t.co/u00MiDOWSu</a></p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/status/970812245360885760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hillbilly Jim will be going into the WWE Hall of Fame. <br>The fact that you're 100% certain he already went in there is a nice example of the Mandela Effect <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/970719424645869569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Savio]

He was a WWE legend in SvR

[A.J.K]

He was a WWE legend in SvR

and Here Comes the pain.

[RP]

OH ITS TRUE ITS DAMN TRUE!

[rez]

knock her out, kurt!

[Savio]

Can't wait for Steph to emasculate him.

[ClockShot]

Oooooh. Playing the family card.

This ain't gonna end well.

[Savio]

5, can't forget about Jason.

[KIRA]

Big,blue,beautiful thousand yard staring eyes.

[RP]

WRESTLEMANIA MIXED TAG MATCH BROTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RP]

This segment needs more Alexa Bliss

[Droford]

Steph should say Kurt can't compete and make it Ronda has to find a Mystery partner.

[ClockShot]

Yep. Time to get this match prepped for 'Mania.

[KIRA]

Cut off Kurts nuts and played jacks with them

[ClockShot]

Holy makeup, Batman.

What's with those eyes?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ronda sounds like she's about to break down and sob at any moment. Could just be nerves or she always sounds this way when she speaks.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the drum roll part

Might be the quickest one ever in the WWE.

[RP]

Ronda dont know what a drum roll is.

[ClockShot]

I didn't hear a drumroll.

[Droford]

lol

Shes not on the Active Roster though

Ronda doesnt understand words apparently

[Lock Jaw]

Ronda: "I want nothing special in my contract. Except for a guaranteed spot at Wrestlemania where I can pick my own opponent"

[ClockShot]

It's not happening?

Someone's got that .gif handy, right?

[KIRA]

Fucked up the drum roll

[Droford]

Kurt reminds me of bruce willis

[KIRA]

Its cause shes in the games isnt it

[Emperor Smeat]

Can't Steph just overrule Kurt's announcement considering she's higher on the ladder?

[Evil Vito]

Can't Steph just overrule Kurt's announcement considering she's higher on the ladder?

Stop using logic!

[KIRA]

After that thread about camera cuts I cant not notice them anymore.

[Evil Vito]

As TPWW's resident HR expert, executives having two contracts sounds like a pretty clear pathway to payroll fraud.

[Droford]

That was..

ugh

[Droford]

I thought she was gonna f-5 her..thatd be hillarious

[rez]

That was..

ugh

the word you are looking for is wonderful.

[KIRA]

I am glad we are getting the Rhonda stuff outta the way

[Lock Jaw]

Why does John Cena need to be on RAW now?

[Droford]

the word you are looking for is wonderful.

If I wanted to desribe it in a completely opposite manner

[KIRA]

I bet she pouts with that same face

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of hope the brawl part of that segment isn't any indication of how terrible the mixed tag match might be at Mania.

Also didn't know Ronda was part Samoan. Wonder if she's also related to the Rock like a bunch of others in the WWE.

[Savio]

Ronda needs more practice.

[Lock Jaw]

As TPWW's resident HR expert, executives having two contracts sounds like a pretty clear pathway to payroll fraud.

It's Best for Business not to look too much into it

[KIRA]

Sooo wtf is Cena doing didnt he get his Mania spot

[Droford]

Ronda needs more practice.

5 weeks might not be enough

[KIRA]

Ronda needs more practice.

Shes already ahead of Great Khali though she faced the right camera

[Jordan]

Sooo wtf is Cena doing didnt he get his Mania spot

If he doesn't win at Fastlane it looks like he's off the card. :'(

[Jordan]

Is this the latest Jeff Jarrett track?

[KIRA]

Worst WM song ever

[Lock Jaw]

THE IRRESISTIBLE FORCE!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Something about Nia Jax's nickname sounds really off. Shouldn't it be Asuka who has that nickname since she's the one that's unstoppable?

[Jordan]

Once again just want to point out that in the first use by WWE the "Irresistible Force" referred to Hulk Hogan or Hulkamania, vs the Immovable Object, Andre The Giant.

[Lock Jaw]

Heel Mickie looking fine

(Still don't know why she went heel)

[ClockShot]

I hate mid-match interviews.

[KIRA]

It would be just like Vince to have Asuka's streak broken on a random RAW to the likes of Nia

[Savio]

Heel Mickie looking fine

(Still don't know why she went heel)

Yeah utterly confused.

Also Nia should have been in the chamber won and faced Asuka at mania.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish they would stop saying "streak" so much......

[Savio]

We know Asuka will win. Why are they booking this random match like this?

[KIRA]

So Asuka's a beast but Vince doesn't think she'd still be a beast against Nia

Think they are trying to make her the underdog but thats just not her

[Savio]

Grab the rope........

[ClockShot]

Snap that arm girl!

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet submission victory..... love it when badass submission machines lock in submissions and don't let go no matter how much the opponent tries to escape

[Emperor Smeat]

Asuka managed to resist Nia's Irresistible Force again.

[KIRA]

tap god damnit

[Savio]

Match was booked really weird.... If you can pick Asuka up walk over to the rope and grab it.

[KIRA]

There we go

[Lock Jaw]

Nia seems "more over" than Asuka by a lot

[KIRA]

Her new name should be the Very resistible force.

[KIRA]

Shes a heel....wha......

[Evil Vito]

It's Best for Business not to look too much into it

Come on now, surely the power structure of Raw can't be that complicated.

You've got Vince McMahon, who is chairman of the board and he answers to nobody but can also be fired by the board and the COO.

Then you've got the COO, which is Triple H, who answers to the board, the Chairman, the Commissioner and the General Manager but can fire the General Manager and the Chairman and presumably, the Commissioner.

Then you've got the Commissioner, which is Stephanie McMahon, she oversees the General Manager, but is also answerable to the General Manager. She doesn't answer to the COO because she is also the COO, which means she can fire and be fired by the Chairman and can fire herself as Commissioner.

Then you've got the General Manager, Kurt Angle, who can book anyone in any type of match they like but can also be fired by everyone and answers directly to the Commissioner, the COO, the board and the Chairman simultaneously but also has full decision making autonomy on hiring and firing.

So, you basically have four layers of power that are all answer to and are answerable to each and oh shit, I've just solved quantum entanglement...

[KIRA]

Shes a heel.....wha.....what is happening

[Emperor Smeat]

Dumb to give Nia the post-match sympathy moment. At least the crowd didn't chant "na na na goodbye" like they did one time to Triple H or to others in recent years.

Also dumb how Cena is still a free agent and nobody else is. Makes the GMs of both brands look bad that they didn't lock him up to their brand yet.

[Lock Jaw]

Two people I never heard of singing at Wrestlemania!

[Savio]

Jobber entrance

[KIRA]

This should be good emphasis on should.

[Savio]

If those 2 guys ate at sonic all the time how quick would they die?

[slik]

Decent RAW so far (imo)

[KIRA]

Love the Revival making sure opponents don't see the tag

[Lock Jaw]

WE JOB HARD

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: WWE didn't go with the really lazy way to determine a PPV title match. Then again, Revival still have a few weeks left to get a win over The Bar to do the lazy excuse for a title match at Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

WTF is this movie

[ClockShot]

So, are all those WWE superstars in that movie?

[KIRA]

John is being a real bitch about this

[Savio]

That was confusing.

[Blonde Moment]

wtf

[Blonde Moment]

As an advertiser i'd be pissed

[Lock Jaw]

Why does Cena need to be on RAW? To brag?

[Dark One]

I didn't even watch Smackdown last week because I saw the absurd 35 cuts in like 33 seconds from the final brawl and all of the stupid font overlays.

They've literally chased me off from watching John Cena vs AJ Styles.

[ClockShot]

He's here to update his status.

[KIRA]

Quite possibly the most heelish thing John has done in a while

[Emperor Smeat]

Shouldn't this promo by Cena be on Smackdown instead of RAW?

[slik]

SD most over heel so far tonight

[Droford]

Wonder if Charlotte will interfere to cost him the match

[ClockShot]

No you're not.

Don't lie, Cena. Sets a bad example to the kids.

[Droford]

Itd be funny if we finally get Heel John Cena and everyone ends up being "meh"

[KIRA]

So Cena is here to stroke his ego

[Dark One]

Itd be funny if we finally get Heel John Cena and everyone ends up being "meh"

I would expect nothing more from today's fans.

[Droford]

lol Dolphs gonna win so we actually get the triple threat just not with Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Goldust here to save the day!

[KIRA]

Ask Wade Barrett

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd booing Cena for wanting a Triple Threat for the WWE title at Mania.

[Savio]

Cena vs Goldie at Mania confirmed.

[Droford]

OSCARDUST

[Dark One]

Wut

[KIRA]

Why you gotta put yourself in that match John why

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't Goldust randomly turn face again? Is he back to a heel now

[Droford]

Goldust should beat Cena and make it a 7 way at Fastlane..why not

[KIRA]

I love you Goldust don't ever change

[Dark One]

Didn't Goldust randomly turn face again? Is he back to a heel now

WWE gets new writers every week.

[Droford]

https://pm1.narvii.com/6035/d87c118f4d5a74f2b78039dc2542a1d164fc6ce2_hq.jpg

[Dark One]

Guys did I have a stroke

[Lock Jaw]

Build to a Goldust/Cena WM match. I dare you.

[Droford]

LOL way to sell the moment WWE

go have ARBYS

[Emperor Smeat]

Was someone in Creative high or drunk when they came up with this segment?

Weird but good promo by Goldust. Too bad its just going to be tossed away once Cena defeats Goldust in a few minutes.

[Dark One]

If you told me that either A) this Goldust/Cena segment was going to happen or B) CM Punk was going to return tonight, I would have picked B as more likely.

[Savio]

I liked the promo but it seems like it was 30 seconds too long.

[Droford]

Build to a Goldust/Cena WM match. I dare you.

One step further..for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

fuck nakamura and AJ Styles let them wrestle each other for the Internet Wrestling Nerd championship

[Savio]

fallinggggg in loveeeeee withhhhh youuuuuuuu

[slik]

Goldust has CENA NUFF

[Droford]

first time ever..hmm

[Dark One]

I give this match three more minutes.

[slik]

nice to see a fresh match on RAW IMO!

[Dark One]

If Goldust wins, I will change my title to "Owenbrown for Admin"

[Droford]

TIL 6 pack challenge not elimination

[Dark One]

Well, that was a segment.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not counting squashes, been a while since Cena had a match with the crowd quiet for most of it.

[KIRA]

Not counting squashes, been a while since Cena had a match with the crowd quiet for most of it.

I was in shock too Goldust was the last person I expected

[Dark One]

At this rate, we're going to have the 50th annual Mizzie awards before Raw's 26th anniversary.

[KIRA]

If music isnt supposed to tear us apart why do they insist on playing that WM song

[Dark One]

If music isnt supposed to tear us apart why do they insist on playing that WM song

Their tried and true strategy of "rage the crowd out before Roman wins (lol)"

[Droford]

Strowman inducting him? thatd make too much sense

[Dark One]

I would have lost money betting on Hillbilly Jim already being in the HoF

[Dark One]

Strowman inducting him? thatd make too much sense

Since Hogan pulled him out of the crowd... is this how they bring Hogan back on a trial basis, to induct him?

[KIRA]

Gertner is Hillbilly Jim as great as they are making him out to be

Also how is being an inbreed hick the American dream.......nevermind

[Emperor Smeat]

Got the sudden realization while watching this Hillbilly Jim video that if Bray ever turns face, he's probably going to be something similar as a character.

[Dark One]

Bayley def going to turn heel and become SWITCHBLADE Bayley and steal Jay White's NJPW gimmick.

[ClockShot]

Why is Paige still employed?

[Dark One]

Got the sudden realization while watching this Hillbilly Jim video that if Bray ever turns face, he's probably going to be something similar as a character.

Hillbilly Jim way more legitimate than Bray Wyatt is now.

[KIRA]

Please make Bailey a heel please make Bailey a heel PLEASE

[Dark One]

SWITCHBLADE BAYLEY ABOUT TO JOIN ABSOLUTION

[Droford]

Please make Bailey a heel please make Bailey a heel PLEASE

FIRST SHE HUGS YOU...then she KILLS YOU

[KIRA]

Says the woman who willingly tattooed Del Rio's name on her body

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised Paige is not wearing gloves considering she got the word "shit" tattooed on one of them.

[Dark One]

CFO$ can totally rip off SWITCHBLADE'S theme right?

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[Savio]

Why is Paige still employed?

<s>Because it would be mean to fire someone who got hurt working on the job</s> She is the only person in Absolution who can speak

[KIRA]

SWITCHBLADE BAYLEY ABOUT TO JOIN ABSOLUTION

I just really want to see sullen, scowly Eddie Gurrero inspired Bailey

[Emperor Smeat]

Bayley def going to turn heel and become SWITCHBLADE Bayley and steal Jay White's NJPW gimmick.

So is she going to end up stabbing the Inflatable Bayley Buddies?

If so, http://i.imgur.com/Djl6h.gif

[Droford]

Please make Bailey a heel please make Bailey a heel PLEASE

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ypQAAOSw5ZBWM374/s-l300.gif

[KIRA]

Seriously Mandy's arms are huge

[Emperor Smeat]

These rapid camera cuts are terrible

[Droford]

Sasha Banks not too smart

[Droford]

Corey with a Brainism

[KIRA]

THESE FUCKING CAMERA CUTS

[Droford]

May should be Womens month

[KIRA]

Elias needs an orchestra at his funeral after tonight

[Frank Drebin]

https://pm1.narvii.com/6035/d87c118f4d5a74f2b78039dc2542a1d164fc6ce2_hq.jpg

Why is he wearing a droford mask?

[KIRA]

How is she the victim here especially after last week

[RP]

RIP Nia Jax character.

[Lock Jaw]

Nia giving her best Big Show

[Droford]

so much bigger than the other kids

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[Dark One]

How did they not do 15 camera cuts/changes for Nia crying.

[KIRA]

Shes good with the voice quivering thing

[KIRA]

Can they blow Rhonda any harder

[KIRA]

How did they not do 15 camera cuts/changes for Nia crying.

Kevin Dunn was taking a restroom break

[Droford]

So after Kurt gets embarassed at WM they can fire up the "Find a GM" app and bring back someone else to GM

[Lock Jaw]

Hurray for lengthy Ronda Rousey replays every week...

I bet they play this one more time tonight

[Loose Cannon]

loved that Goldust/Cena segment. Goldust is such a great worker. he can go from being a goof to a threat with one 5 minute promo.

[slik]

Alexa is such a great heel

[KIRA]

That was it tonight we saw the one move Rhonda learned

[slik]

BRAUNNNN

[KIRA]

I hate Dunn so much

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every time that Kid Rock WM 34 song plays. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/NbHWkXgYwc">pic.twitter.com/NbHWkXgYwc</a></p>&mdash; WrestlingINC.com (@WrestlingInc) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/970855498709860352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Yo Dunn keep your finger off the switch

DX was warning us 20 years ago

[KIRA]

I'm all for Bruan stabbing Elias in the eye with a set of keys

[Loose Cannon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every time that Kid Rock WM 34 song plays. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/NbHWkXgYwc">pic.twitter.com/NbHWkXgYwc</a></p>&mdash; WrestlingINC.com (@WrestlingInc) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/970855498709860352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2018</a></blockquote>
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LOL

[Droford]

oh dear

[Droford]

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[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/AFjLyN6.gif

[Savio]

Play chopsticks plz

[Loose Cannon]

Elias is the new and improved Bray Wyatt

[KIRA]

The man is a virtuoso this crowd needs to unfuck itself so they can hear real music

[Droford]

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/5c19f9e89847a4b05c50f3e5ebc9605d/full.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias showing why Beethoven and other classic piano players are below him in terms of masterpiece abilities.

[Droford]

Elias is a Maestro among Men

[Lock Jaw]

Elias is great

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias channeling his inner Heath Slater by being a literal one man band tonight.

[Loose Cannon]

3 months till Elias wrestles Roman for the belt and the crowd will go crazy for him to pull it out

[KIRA]

All other music is now dead to me

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[KIRA]

He SAID SHUT UP YOU TONE DEAF HEATHENS

[KIRA]

At this point all Elias can do is take my money

[Frank Drebin]

These rapid camera cuts are terrible

I don't know what I hate more, the cuts or the constant zooming in an out.

[Droford]

lol

[Evil Vito]

Elias is a national treasure.

[Droford]

If we dont get Elias vs Jeff Jarrett guitar off at WM...

[Emperor Smeat]

Either WWE doesn't gimmick Elias' guitars as much as they did with Honky Tonk Man and Jeff Jarrett or Elias really goes full force with his swings.

Almost everyone ends up with welts and cuts after getting nailed by his guitars.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sing-Along With Braun!

[KIRA]

Stroman running to the ring like <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dTlxoRMujvo?start=95" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Droford]

Braun is the 1 man band

[Lock Jaw]

Braun also great

[Evil Vito]

I don't usually buy merch but I think I want to buy that Elias shirt. I want to show support for someone this good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL I thought for a second Braun was gonna pull a Bob Holly à la St. Valentine's Day Massacre '99 and walk all the way to the ring to celebrate. :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Local medical facility

[slik]

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[Droford]

I don't usually buy merch but I think I want to buy that Elias shirt. I want to show support for someone this good.

its not 50% off though. and they dont have the 2017 one in a mens for 50%

[Savio]

I am wearing a hoodie.... sounds like Cole is saying "Scrotum"

[DAMN iNATOR]

The "Mizzies"? Is that like the Razzies?

[KIRA]

Its gonna be a while before we hear Elias play again

:'(

[KIRA]

Alexa and Bruan are the best thing ever

[Black Widow]

Naomi with a great idea.

[KIRA]

I think I want Kid Rock to die

[DAMN iNATOR]

WTF

Fuck them if they don't bring back Hassan for one night for a random 50-man Rumble in the Middle East of all places.

[KIRA]

Oh no

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming WWE does the usual 90 seconds for entrants, that 50 Man Rumble match in Saudi Arabia is going to need 72-73 minutes on just getting through all the entrants.

[KIRA]

Bray has always been serious its the company that turned him into a joke

[RP]

Matt Tardy

[Emperor Smeat]

Squashing Heath and Rhyno does nothing to fix or benefit Bray's image.

[Dark One]

Bray Wyatt could squash John Cena like he just bulldozed through Rhyno, and I don't think even that would rehab him now.

[KIRA]

oh no

[Droford]

oh god

[Droford]

ITS A DILAPIDATED BOAT

[KIRA]

Two unique gimmicks and we literally get the same shit from them every week

[Savio]

Dilapidated boat for the win!

[Evil Vito]

About time they're using the damn Hardy Compound. Senor Benjamin's been preparing it for months.

[Emperor Smeat]

Placing my bet on WWE's version of the Final Deletion match being somewhere between their shitty take with the Wyatts vs New Day outdoor fight and House of Horrors in terms of quality.

[KIRA]

Scarsguard!!!!!!!!!!!1!1

[Dark One]

Make or break for the gimmick right there. Can WWE recapture the magic, or will it die a death by a thousand jump cuts?

[Droford]

I feel bad for the crowd at WM having to watch that shit on the screens

Hollywood backlot brawl deja vu

[Droford]

This is funny considering they stopped the Slammys

[Dark One]

I feel bad for the crowd at WM having to watch that shit on the screens

Hollywood backlot brawl deja vu

Could be worse.

They could have been at the Manhattan Center for Raw25

[Droford]

lol

[Dark One]

Barry Horowitz for "Best at Patting Himself on His Back" or get the fuck out.

[Droford]

the finn thing is sad cause its true

[KIRA]

HA

[Frank Drebin]

This is great.

[RP]

lol these video edits are great.

[Frank Drebin]

Barry Horowitz for "Best at Patting Himself on His Back" or get the fuck out.

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[Droford]

MIZ STOLE MY STORYLINE

[Emperor Smeat]

All of these nominations are doing more to show how dumb Creative is than to get real heel heat for the Miz.

[Frank Drebin]

kayfabe

[Frank Drebin]

HAPPY 45,000 POSTS, SMELLY MEATBALL!!!

[Loose Cannon]

so is the Club version 2 done?

[DAMN iNATOR]

55 days for Miz to become longest-reigning IC title holder?

Of course...stupid me, thinking 454 days is more than 98. :roll:

[slik]

That's going to be a great triple threat at WM

[Evil Vito]

I, for one, am shocked that Miz, Dallas, and Axel are wrestling after inexplicably showing up to an award show in their wrestling gear.

[Dark One]

55 days for Miz to become longest-reigning IC title holder?

Of course...stupid me, thinking 454 days is more than 98. :roll:

Come on man. You know they mean combined days as champion. Don't be that guy.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Come on man. You know they mean combined days as champion. Don't be that guy.

I do now. It's their job to tell us these things. It's not the fans' responsibility to decipher every confusing thing they ever say.

[Black Widow]

I think I want Kid Rock to dieWon't change the fact Hiliary lost.