Official Monday Night RAW Thread 03/12/18 - John Cena's New Road to Wrestlemania

[Droford]

Wonder if the so called "random team" wins

[KIRA]

They are gonna end up facing the Authors of Pain

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahaha, I'm all in on Elias v. Braun if that's where they actually end up going.

[Evil Vito]

I want the Undertaker to come back as Mean Mark, Dice Morgan, or Texas Red.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hold up, did he say that battle royal was tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Good recap pack w/ good music

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want the Undertaker to come back as Mean Mark, Dice Morgan, or Texas Red.

Would you settle for Booger Red?

[ClockShot]

Elias is alive?!

[Emperor Smeat]

Hold up, did he say that battle royal was tonight?

Yes

[KIRA]

This was the best musical interlude RAW has ever done Elias is like Motzart and Prince had a straight baby

[Dark One]

Braun should take on the winner of every match at Wrestlemania in a gauntlet match as the main event of Wrestlemania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Elias, lost the will to provide a masterpiece to the crowd this week.

[KIRA]

Elias is alive?!

Barely hes in our prayers

[Lock Jaw]

PIANO!!!!

[ClockShot]

PIANO!

[Droford]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Braun making fun of Cena's Mania storyline.

Those graphics for promos are still horrendous.

[Lock Jaw]

Braun winning the tag team battle royale tonight

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Best use of the pop-up graphics thus far.

[Dark One]

Oh god damn it.

The word overlays have invaded Raw.

[A.J.K]

Would you settle for Booger Red?

How about the Master of pain or the punisher?

[slik]

Oh god the onscreen graphics have made their way to RAW...

[Anybody Thrilla]

About halfway in, and this whole Raw has been dope.

[KIRA]

Elias just made Becks "Sea Change" look like a kidz bop album with those three little chords.

Fans are tasteless idiots.

[Shisen Kopf]

About halfway in, and this whole Raw has been dope.

It's the crowd. Detroit crowds are the best and people from Detroit are the best.

[Droford]

Oh god damn it.

The word overlays have invaded Raw.

Oh god the onscreen graphics have made their way to RAW...

Where have you two been, its been like that for a while

[Savio]

"I'm on fiyah"

[ClockShot]

THE KINGSLAYER...............again.

[Droford]

He should be the architect of arson

[Droford]

blue balor

[Shisen Kopf]

Liked Seth Rollins music before the "BURN IT DOWN" was added. Thats more of a Kane thing. That Kane who is clearly better than Mic Foley

[Anybody Thrilla]

Guys, guys, guys, I got it...

GRIN Balor

[Anybody Thrilla]

Because he smiles a lot, you see.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kevin Owens is probably going to be pissed that Balor wants Mania tagged after himself instead of the annual KOMania.

[KIRA]

I'm blue Balor dee dabba da

[A.J.K]

Because he smiles a lot, you see.

He's No Positively Page (or Kanyon)

[Emperor Smeat]

If Balor wore black elbow pads and gloves, he'd complete the Ken Shamrock look for his new gear.

[slik]

let's go finn

[Droford]

Kevin Owens is probably going to be upset Balor wants Mania tagged after himself instead of the annual KOMania.
http://www.wrestlingshop.cz/1302-large_default/kevin-owens-ko-mania-3-women-s-authentic-t-shirt.jpg

[KIRA]

O god Finn is turning into Dolph Ziggler

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYIZmzPUQAE5Mf6.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Needs more exclamation points

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://www.wrestlingshop.cz/1302-large_default/kevin-owens-ko-mania-3-women-s-authentic-t-shirt.jpg

Well that's fucking dope :y:

[KIRA]

Why is Finn smiling so damn much

[owenbrown]

Needs more exclamation points

Shut up, Lock Jaw, Kevin Dunn is probably reading this thread

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, that was a hot match.

[ClockShot]

Nice match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is Finn smiling so damn much

That's just what Grin Balor does, because smiling is TOO SWEET.

[Lock Jaw]

Shut up, Lock Jaw, Kevin Dunn is probably reading this thread

So that's why he isn't doing a better job.... he is reading TPWW while he is supposed to be working

[Emperor Smeat]

Balor-Rollins was pretty good overall.

Balor countering the Superplex-Falcon Arrow combo was great.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match as expected

[Lock Jaw]

Cole turning transparent again

[A.J.K]

Who was it on here that said matches on tv should end with a non-finishing move?

[Lock Jaw]

I guess they like Moolah again

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy crap WWE is actually honoring Fablouos Moolah on tv.

Really tone deaf considering all its going to do is put her dark history back in the spotlight just like the last time they honored her publicly.

[slik]

Moooolah

[slik]

Balor/Rollins was good

[Droford]

lol

[Lock Jaw]

All brands, eh? Cool that we can see some NXT ladies at WM (preshow)

[Emperor Smeat]

The rumor of honoring Chyna for the Women's Memorial Battle Royale would have been a way better idea for PR.

Then again with Steph playing a role in it, guess that makes the chances of the Ronda mixed tag match actually main eventing Mania a lot higher now.

[Lock Jaw]

Up next on RAW: A recap! Stay tuned after the break!

[Droford]

woooosday

[Droford]

Kurt Angle should have jolly rancher ads on his gear like Brock does with Jimmy Johns

[slik]

I'm cool w/ the Moolah Battle Royal

[Savio]

"I'm on fiyah"

[A.J.K]

Next Year they will have the First ever D-Generation X Tag Team Memorial Battle Royal.

[Emperor Smeat]

While naming an award after Warrior was terrible, at least he didn't have as terrible of a dark past as Moolah especially when it came to what she did to her trainees and the damage done to women's wrestling image in the US (at least in the WWE).

Considering Triple H wanted nothing to do with her name for the MYC, this is probably all Vince's idea.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder how much longer WWE will continue to willfully ignore what pieces of shit Warrior and Moolah were.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There are a lot of pieces of shit they'd have to ignore.

[Dark One]

Wonder how much longer WWE will continue to willfully ignore what pieces of shit Warrior and Moolah were.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WigglyCarefreeHogget-size_restricted.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

There are a lot of pieces of shit they'd have to ignore.

Moolah is pretty much near the top for how vile she was as a person. She's below Chris Benoit and Snuka but way ahead of Hogan and Warrior on the piece of shit scale as some examples.

[Black Widow]

Wonder how much longer WWE will continue to willfully ignore what pieces of shit Warrior and Moolah were.Guy in your avatar could have potentially killed someone the other night.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is Asuka still on RAW if she's going after the Smackdown title now?

[Lock Jaw]

Why is Asuka still on RAW if she's going after the Smackdown title now?

She is technically still a RAW superstar

[ClockShot]

Asuka here to say "Sayonara, Raw!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, so Mickie is still a heel. That's good.

[Lock Jaw]

Still mystified at Mickie James' heel turn

[Droford]

Tag match time

[Black Widow]

English is better than Naka's but that's not saying much.

[Lock Jaw]

Tag match time

Alexa/Mickie vs. Asuka/Charly?

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was less Japanese, and more mentally challenged.

[Dark One]

Asuka going to challenge Alexa right now and go on to unify the belts.

NOBODY'S READY FOR ASUKA

[Savio]

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Every time I see Mickie with Alexa I think of these moments.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'M NOT LIKE MOST G...irls?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Storyline-wise, I'm not sure what sense it makes for Bliss and James to pick a fight with Asuka. She was about to leave them alone entirely.

[Evil Vito]

Oh Mickie, you're so fine

[Dark One]

Storyline-wise, I'm not sure what sense it makes for Bliss and James to pick a fight with Asuka. She was about to leave them alone entirely.

Heels: Clinically Retarded.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Asuka to give the fans one last erasing of someone's existence on RAW before she heads off to Smackdown to expand her empire of tomorrow.

[slik]

Good match between Asuka and Mickie

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie's been very good for a very long time.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match going on right now, yeah.

Too bad the fans don't care

[ClockShot]

That was great.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Graves giving all in-depth explanation of Matt Hardy's Woken persona and Ultimate Deletion.

[Dark One]

"Very, very, very, very in-depth preview."

Oh god. It's 25 minutes of them laughing at one another isn't it?

[Lock Jaw]

Alexa Bliss' eyes hypnotizing

[RP]

This is amazing what WWE is doing atm

[ClockShot]

Back-to-back women's matches? Yikes.

I hope they set a good chunk of time aside for that Tag team battle royale.

[Emperor Smeat]

"Very, very, very, very in-depth preview."

Oh god. It's 25 minutes of them laughing at one another isn't it?
Would be better than their previous take on Final Deletion and House of Horrors.

[RP]

Unreal womens history month, I studied her.. Amazing!

[Dark One]

I'm sure Indira Gandhi would be honored to be a #WWEHero.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm sure Indira Gandhi would be honored to be a #WWEHero.

Considering her own dark history as a leader, WWE on a roll tonight with terrible picks to honor for Women's month.

[Savio]

"I'm on fiyah"

[RP]

I'm sure Indira Gandhi would be honored to be a #WWEHero.

you have no idea

[Dark One]

Considering her own dark history as a leader, WWE on a roll tonight with terrible picks to honor for Women's month.

Everyone is terrible.

Except for me. I'm great

[ClockShot]

Redemption for Nia Jax..............is a jobber.

[RP]

Look up
Indira Gandhi

[Anybody Thrilla]

Joan King was not very good at wrestling, it would appear.

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems weird for Nia to go back to doing squash matches after feuding with Asuka.

[slik]

Jobber looks terrified of Nia lol

[ClockShot]

Whoops. Looks like someone left a camera on.

[owenbrown]

for fucks sake

[Dark One]

GTV?

Russo really is back.

[KIRA]

She looks like somebody's mom got kidnapped by WWE and forced to get in the ring

[Lock Jaw]

GTV strikes again

[owenbrown]

GTV 2.0?

[Dark One]

Mickie contributing fat remarks after the Piggie James storyline is kind of gross.

[Lock Jaw]

Alexa turn to the camera: "So camera man, why are you in here again?"

[Dark One]

Heels: Clinically Retarded.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is that a boom mic in the locker room shot?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Nia gonna cry? Fuck that. If the Women's Revolution is really going to put them on equal footing, they shouldn't be behaving like traditional catty women.

[ClockShot]

Figured by now Nia would have left the ring and go and kill Alexa by now.

[owenbrown]

Alexa gets murdered twice on live tv next week?

[Anybody Thrilla]

At least they attempted to explain that whole scenario.

[Lock Jaw]

Nia Jax Charlie Brown walk

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, I like it now.

[ClockShot]

There we go.

[KIRA]

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!

[Emperor Smeat]

Whelp it looks like Nia just snapped. Now she just needs a submission move to become a badass machine.

[KIRA]

Mickie contributing fat remarks after the Piggie James storyline is kind of gross.

Yeah it really is

[Dark One]

Face Nia is not something I have any interest in.

In two months she's going to be dancing to the ring to Funky's On A Roll

[RP]

Nia is hungry

[KIRA]

"EVERYBODY BETRAY ME!"

[Dark One]

So, Russo is back and Kevin Dunn contributed to that women's segment.

ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK BAYBAY

[ClockShot]

Okay.

Now Nia just needs to take a few pointers from Braun, and we might have something.

[slik]

ear drum burst

[RP]

a 1 and aaaaaaaa 2 and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa w're out of time

[Droford]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29177680_1660070244077181_7466173252453269504_n.jpg?oh=5d37c5d8339bbbab8a072d6c63978250&oe=5B014A65

[Lock Jaw]

Matt Hardy getting all his NPCs back

[Black Widow]

So how many are crying cause Alexa was doing her job well?

[Lock Jaw]

So how many are crying cause Alexa was doing her job well?

... you?

[ClockShot]

Everytime something happens at someone's house, said house gets totally trashed.

Hope Matt got good homeowners insurance.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Though I hate the "Broken" gimmick, Reby is fucking hot.

[Dark One]

That preview at least looked somewhat promising.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kurt

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Did I do something wrong?" :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

lol at ref being all "did I do something wrong?"

[Black Widow]

... you?Nope.

Thought it was great but seeing people cry on my FB.

[Lock Jaw]

Braun totally winning this tag team battle royale

[Evil Vito]

If Bray Wyatt gets thrown into the Lake of Reincarnation and re-emerges as Husky Harris in full Nexus gear, this entire storyline will have been worth it.

[Dark One]

Braun totally winning this tag team battle royale

If he can't get the main title, THIS IS THE ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nope.

Thought it was great but seeing people cry on my FB.

Then why don't you go post shitty things like that on your own Facebook timeline as opposed to here where no one was like that at all?

[Black Widow]

Then why don't you go post shitty things like that on your own Facebook timeline as opposed to here where no one was like that at all?Way less people on here that I'd have to reply to vs FB.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Glad to see our <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> commissioner has his priorities in order. <br><br>His crew is at a live event in Dayton, yet he’s sitting by daddy at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> in Detroit.<br><br>Lovely! <a href="https://t.co/rIcqMcdixQ">https://t.co/rIcqMcdixQ</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/973365017159651328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/ZLDG00I.gif

[ClockShot]

Y'ALL ARE DEAD!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Elias somehow ends up teaming with Braun, that'd be the best shit ever.

[Dark One]

OH GOD. ARE THEY GOING TO DO IT?

IS BRAUN GOING TO BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun > Cena when it comes to solving the riddle of not being at Mania.

Just inserted himself into a guaranteed match at Mania instead of having to beg and or be moody about his issues.

[Savio]

Braun solo tag team champ

[KIRA]

Start picking your coffins gentlemen

[Dark One]

http://rs868.pbsrc.com/albums/ab243/Jordan4Fun/TheUltimateWarrior1.gif~c200

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Normally you don't see team work in a tag team" - Michael Cole

[slik]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Tom Guycott]

https://i.imgur.com/ZLDG00I.gif

For some reason, this made me think of the 80's Incredible Hulk cartoon intro, when Hulk falls out of the sky, lands in the street, and a UFO shoots at him.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of funny WWE might literally feed RAW's entire tag division sans The Bar to Braun.

[Droford]

They should make him pick a partner

[Savio]

"Normally you don't see team work in a tag team" - Michael Cole

Damn I missed that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm hoping Braun actually is the "last" person eliminated, until Elias runs in while the "winner" is celebrating and dumps him over the top, claiming the open spot at Braun's partner in the match.

[Dark One]

Kind of funny WWE might literally feed RAW's entire tag division sans The Bar to Braun.

Normally this would make me mad, but it's Braun Strowman. This is so on brand for him and not forced compared to like Cena/Roman.

[Droford]

I'm hoping Braun actually is the "last" person eliminated, until Elias runs in while the "winner" is celebrating and dumps him over the top, claiming the open spot at Braun's partner in the match.
That would be the most hillarious way to set up an "enemies as tag partners" thing

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Coach claiming Rhyno was still in the match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Now you're burying the camera guys?"

Well, uh, now that you mention it...

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Now you're burying the camera guys?"

Well, uh, now that you mention it...

[Dark One]

After Coach called Bo Dallas "Rhyno" I now identify with Coach more than I care to admit.

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Droford]

The bar just got shut down

[Dark One]

https://i.redd.it/3h5loatz3lb01.gif

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Droford]

This seems like a time for a scott steiner math promo

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNN

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: at Coach claiming Rhyno was still in the match.

I could see how he thought that, though.

[Savio]

The Rock once competed solo against the NOA for the tag titles.

[Dark One]

This seems like a time for a scott steiner math promo

God damn it.

The rules of the forum state you cannot invoke Steiner Math and not post it.

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[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Emperor Smeat]

If Cena was smart, he'd start being buddies with Strowman since that's a guaranteed ticket to Mania.

[Savio]

Wait is the show over?

[Dark One]

Wait is the show over?

After Braun, there is no point in continuing. The show has peaked.

[RP]

God damn it.

The rules of the forum state you cannot invoke Steiner Math and not post it.

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God dammit. This is so true.

[slik]

Future tag champ Braun is best Braun

[RP]

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[Droford]

Braun and a mystery partner or 2 on 1 handicap match.

They could have more fun teasing a mysterry partner

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait is the show over?

I kinda felt the same way. Which is a good thing that it didn't feel tedious to watch.

[RP]

I kinda felt the same way. Which is a good thing that it didn't feel tedious to watch.


BRAUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, yes. Braun.

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anybody Thrilla]

After Coach called Bo Dallas "Rhyno" I now identify with Coach more than I care to admit.

There's nothing wrong with Coach.

Also, the new Photo Shoot is with Jim Cornette. Wow. They didn't even mention that.

[Jordan]

LOL I missed Raw but did Coach really say Bo Dallas was Rhyno? Oh man that's funny, did anyone rip on him or did the let it slide.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL I missed Raw but did Coach really say Bo Dallas was Rhyno? Oh man that's funny, did anyone rip on him or did the let it slide.
Cole and Graves made fun of him for the slip up.

Coach had several other slip ups during tonight's show as well.

[Triple A]

Raw seemed good based on the results... lots of stuff happened, etc.

[KIRA]

I just want to say that this is the year John bitched his way into Mania while complaning about somebody elses ego

[Anybody Thrilla]

This was a very good Raw. Couldn't ask for much more in today's climate. I'm hype for Wrestlemania.

[Ruien]

Next week Kurt will tell Braun he needs to have a tag team partner to compete for the belts. He will go around asking people but they will be to scared to be his partner. He will probably beat a few of then up when they say no. Then he will have to utilize Elais and it will be the beginning of a face turn for Elias. Can't wait.

[Ruien]

When Elias first came to Raw I figured he was going to be a flop but maaan he has showed me to be a moron. Dude is amazing.

[Sepholio]

Next week Kurt will tell Braun he needs to have a tag team partner to compete for the belts. He will go around asking people but they will be to scared to be his partner. He will probably beat a few of then up when they say no. Then he will have to utilize Elais and it will be the beginning of a face turn for Elias. Can't wait.

He has a tag team partner. THESE HANDS.

[Ruien]

Haha, ya. What will be even better if when Braun has Elias sit in the corner and tells him to just not do anything.

Feel bad for Sheamus and Cesaro since they will be looking incredibly weak for this but fuck it, it's Braun.

[slik]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE's bait & switch on advertising both Lesnar and Ronda for this week's episode worked since it went up by around 252k although they also run the risk of pissing off viewers if they do it again.

Biggest key for the rise was the 3rd hour breaking the streak of being under 3 million.

Monday’s Raw drew an average of 3,351,000 viewers, up from last week’s 3,099,000 viewers.

Raw was #1, 2 and 3 on cable in the 18-49 demographic for the night.

This time last year, the March 13, 2017 Raw drew 3,232,000 viewers. The March 14, 2016 Raw drew 3,458,000 viewers.

Hourly breakdown:

8PM: 3,351,000
9PM: 3,429,000
10PM: 3,275,000

[Jordan]

Wwowwww Bo does look like Rhyno.

[Jordan]

Watching the Cena promo now, don't worry, I will post my thoughts.

[Jordan]

That was a fantastic Cena promo. He created the whole story right there, once of his best.

[Jordan]

I liked when he drank Sasquatch's beer lol.

[Jordan]

Ew they did a "GET THESE HANDS" graphic. I wish they'd stop trying to make everything that is organic and original into a baseball bat in which to bash us over the head with.

[Jordan]

I think it would be really cool if Drake Maverick talked his way into being Braun's partner for WM.