The 1 minute late edition of WWE Monday Night Raw thread - March 26th, 2018

[owenbrown]

Roman's revenge tonight?

[Savio]

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[slik]

TY owen for doing what needed 2 be done!

[slik]

Borck Lazer

[ClockShot]

Hope Roman's in jail. Or, still suspended.

[Dark One]

May die under anesthesia tomorrow, so this might be my last Raw ever.

Please don't leave me to die with a shitty show.

[Black Widow]

Please leave Crock Lesnar

[Dark One]

Bold choice to broadcast his golden boy assaulting federal officers.

Although he did get Snuka off the hook for murder, so maybe he doesn't give a shit.

[ClockShot]

Thanks a lot, Bad News Heyman.

[owenbrown]

Brock & Roman going to be held back by the entire Raw roster?

[Emperor Smeat]

So the way to get out of a suspension in the WWE is to just get savagely beaten and maybe also beat up some Feds on the side.

[slik]

B-Les in da house!

[Emperor Smeat]

That doesn't seem PG what Heyman is describing for a fight.

[ClockShot]

Paulie ain't holding back.

[ClockShot]

It's alive.

[slik]

HEINOUS ATTACK ON BROCK

SUSPEND ROMAN NOW

[Dark One]

Was watching the first part of Strong Style Evolved just a few minutes before Raw and holy shit the production/direction is even more jarring than usual.

[owenbrown]

where the fuck is Kurt Angle to call in the troops to break these two up?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I had no idea Jimmy John's operated a franchise in Suplex City. Good for them, way to branch out, guys.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, this is 2 weeks in a row where Roman has made the poor choice not to wear his tactical armor.

[Emperor Smeat]

2 weeks in a row whatever plans Reigns had for Lesnar backfired in a spectacular fashion.

:lol: at the crowd wanting more beatings done to Reigns. WWE is going to be lucky if they get even a 50-50 split for Reigns cheers at Mania.

[KIRA]

Every chair shot sounds like Elias playing with the London Symphony to my ears

[Sepholio]

Welp, let's just have BORK LEZNAAAR kill Roman a few weeks in a row. That'll make Roman the underdog and he'll get cheered for sure!

[Black Widow]

Crowd is fucking dumb!

[Jordan]

Well if the match is gonna be like that.... WM should be in good shape

[DAMN iNATOR]

2 weeks in a row whatever plans Reigns had for Lesnar backfired in a spectacular fashion.

:lol: at the crowd wanting more beatings done to Reigns. WWE is going to be lucky if they get even a 50-50 split for Reigns cheers at Mania.

Vince won't care. He's finally pushing his 3-years-in-the-making golden boy Roman through the glass ceiling.

[KIRA]

Now you can suspend roman

[KIRA]

So how many Ronda Rousey promos you think we're going to see tonight

[slik]

Make it HIAC at WM plz

[DAMN iNATOR]

So how many Ronda Rousey promos you think we're going to see tonight

Probably one very long awkward one.

[KIRA]

Raw is going to have to work damn hard to make me care about anything they are doing for Mania it's all about Smackdown right now

[ClockShot]

He's still out there?

[KIRA]

Okay that's not entirely true they still have Bruan

[slik]

A lot of people drinking beer in the audience tonight so far

[KIRA]

They are trying their damnedest to make you getting Romans Corner when the fact is they'll feel bad and cleft for Nia Jax before they ever feel sympathy for Roman Reigns

[KIRA]

They are trying their damnedest to make you getting Romans Corner when the fact is they'll feel bad and cleft for Nia Jax before they ever feel sympathy for Roman Reigns

Yep what did I say

[slik]

RAW is RECAPS

[Savio]

Lesnar should call Roman fat

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

This might be the first time in a long while where WWE's laziness in building a card actually helped a lot more than hurt.

With the exception of the IC and US belts, all the other matches for Mania are fresh because WWE avoided having those pairings just wrestle against each other countless times for the build.

[slik]

Welcome to RAW, match started during commercial

[DAMN iNATOR]

This might be the first time in a long while where WWE's laziness in building a card actually helped a lot more than hurt.

With the exception of the IC and US belts, all the other matches for Mania are fresh because WWE avoided having those pairings just wrestle against each other countless times for the build.

U.S. title Triple threat shouldn't be that bad. Keyword shouldn't.

[ClockShot]

Someone in the production truck is asleep.

[owenbrown]

they were trying to censor "bitch" ? :roll:

[Black Widow]

Someone in the production truck is asleep.Just like I'm about to be.

[slik]

Oh good, a 2nd video package for Ronda in one hour!

[slik]

Wait it's for Steph

KILL

ME

[Black Widow]

Wait it's for Steph

KILL

MEOr you could just change the channel.

[KIRA]

Kid Rock is supposed to perform live at WM right? I don't think I'll be watching this pay-per-view

[slik]

END THIS VIDEO PACKAGE NOW PLZ

[Ruien]

Does anyone know a stream I can use to watch from my phone? Actually want to watch this week.

[ClockShot]

"Kurt Angle is an idiot"

Steph really knows how to pick her GMs.

[KIRA]

Holy s*** in a certain light Triple H looks really really old

[slik]

Does anyone know a stream I can use to watch from my phone? Actually want to watch this week.

Triple A used something called Batman Streams I think...anyone else know any hook my dude Ruien up please

[KIRA]

Does anyone know a stream I can use to watch from my phone? Actually want to watch this week.

Google watch wrestling it should be the first thing that pops up

[slik]

Or you could just change the channel.


Suck My Dick Bitch

:kiss:

[KIRA]

They didn't show The Hired Hands pushing that thing towards Stephanie while she was pulling it

[Savio]

"I own that ring, I write the script"

[slik]

I feel like they will show this Steph video during WM at least twice

[Evil Vito]

Steph is so fucking hot

[KIRA]

So the crowd tonight the fans are literally watching a long-ass promo Jesus Christ

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Ronda barely has any in-ring time during this mixed tag match.

[Dark One]

Wait it's for Steph

KILL

ME

END THIS VIDEO PACKAGE NOW PLZ

I don't know man--it's a pretty great package for putting extra major heat on Hunter and Steph and it's no where near as egregious as the 20 minute in-ring promo would have been.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Someone in the production truck is asleep.

they were trying to censor "bitch" ? :roll:

Probably the same person that accidentally threw the Cruiserweight graphics up during the opening segment.

[Black Widow]

Kid Rock is supposed to perform live at WM right? I don't think I'll be watching this pay-per-view
It will still have enough viewers to make up for you not watching.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Cruiser guys finally showing up again on RAW.

[Dark One]

Hot damn, the Cruiserweights making an appearance on Raw again?

[KIRA]

Good job WWE kill the crowd with a 15-minute video package and then introduce the cruiserweights

[Ruien]

Triple A used something called Batman Streams I think...anyone else know any hook my dude Ruien up please

Google watch wrestling it should be the first thing that pops up

Hello ya. I am watching! Fuck.... cruiserweights....

[rez]

is it time for smackdown yet?

[Ruien]

Do they have characters yet or still just going out there and having matches? Loved the dude who wrestled with an umbrella.

[slik]

It was better than I expected. Trips and Steph both looked in great shape.

[KIRA]

It will still have enough viewers to make up for you not watching.

Shouldn't you be slamming tacos with some giant Lumberjack chick right now

[ClockShot]

Drake Maverick.

I think I finally figured out how the WWE name generator works.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

is it time for smackdown yet?

Sadly no we're still trudging through the murky bog that is Monday Night Raw

[ClockShot]

Almost, Cole?

He totally overshot him.

[KIRA]

I really hope Drew gulak has big things on the horizon for him he's so good

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE was smart, they'd have the Cruiser title open up Mania and not on the pre-show. Just 10-15 minutes of them going all out to pump up the crowd for the rest of the show.

Last year's Cruiser match was one of the best one the card but WWE foolishly put it in front of an almost non-existent crowd.

[KIRA]

Why is skinny Roman Reigns being a dick to Cedric

[ClockShot]

Rollins & Balor on MizTV..........again.

Is this.............are we.......................watching...........a rerun?

[Dark One]

Why is skinny Roman Reigns being a dick to Cedric

You shut your whore mouth about Mustafa Ali.

[Black Widow]

Good job WWE kill the crowd with a 15-minute video package and then introduce the cruiserweightsYeah blame it on that when they hardly ever get a reaction.


Shouldn't you be slamming tacos with some giant Lumberjack chick right nowYour mom said she was sick and wasn't up for it.

Suck My Dick Bitch

:kiss:My mouth isn't big enough for your manhood and I have herpes.

[Jordan]

Almost, Cole?

He totally overshot him.

It's not Cole's fault the idiot sold it.

[KIRA]

Effectively telling the crowd tonight that the real show takes place tomorrow night

[KIRA]

You shut your whore mouth about Mustafa Ali.

What I like him

[Jordan]

I think there is potential Joe throws himself into this match.

[Jordan]

Based on the recent booking for The Greatest Royal Rumble.

[slik]

RAW not bad so far, despite 1900000 video packages

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Miztourage starting to fall apart.

[Dark One]

:( Miztourage starting to fall apart.

Listen, if I was heading into Wrestlemania and I had to rely on BO DALLAS and CURTIS AXEL? I'd be mad too.

[KIRA]

That open shirt and gold chain make Bo Dallas look like somebody's pimp

[Black Widow]

:( Miztourage starting to fall apart.
Miz doesn't need them anyway

[KIRA]

Miz hires incompetence then Demands a lot out of them

[owenbrown]

do those boos sound piped in?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Bo speaking out against the Miz.

[owenbrown]

Miztourage face turn? :eek:

[Jordan]

Yes Bo LIEVE

[ClockShot]

The shock on what happened to Bo's brother last week must be affecting him.

[Jordan]

Time for Balor to come out smiling

[Jordan]

Bo Dallas is totally underutilized.

[Sepholio]

BO KNOWS

[owenbrown]

uh oh

[ClockShot]

..............wrong name, Miz.

[A.J.K]

Oh shit

[ClockShot]

Finally.

[A.J.K]

we're getting swerved probably

[ClockShot]

Might as well nuke it all now than at 'Mania.

[slik]

BO has CENA NUFF

[owenbrown]

Miz is the best heel <s>on Raw </s> in WWE right now

[Jordan]

LOL Miz is awesome

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty good swerve.

Miztourage still lives on.

[slik]

Miz has the crowd in the palm of his hand

[KIRA]

Rollins actually just called himself the architect

[Jordan]

I liked that, good build, I'm excited for that match now.

[Savio]

"I'm on fiyah!"

[Black Widow]

Askua is next channel changing time.

[KIRA]

Miz should dump his boys and hire Asuka

[slik]

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[KIRA]

Is it just me or did they turn the vocals way up on Asuka's music

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz should dump his boys and hire Asuka

Would be a huge upgrade and the fear of being erased from existence will keep him motivated to get better as a wrestler and ensure nothing happens to Asuka's streak.

[owenbrown]

lol seriously?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "Humongous Wonder #8"

[KIRA]

Also way to do with Asuka what they should have been doing from the beginning her just showing up in crushing people

[Ruien]

Graves really knows how to hype the Broken Hardy thing. I now want to go back and watch that segment/match or whatever it was.

[Evil Vito]

Jamie Frost is a better promo than Ronda Rousey

[owenbrown]

:lol: Elias

[KIRA]

The Andre Battle Royal has helped no one since they started it lol

[Ruien]

Lol. Legit thought that Elias commercial was a segment.

[KIRA]

Elias is just that good

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's Battle Royale has a better lineup so far than the Andre one.

[KIRA]

So Michael Cole( Vince McMahon) thinks the Great War and Matt Hardy in general are both obnoxious

[KIRA]

Come on Scowly greasy Bailey

[ClockShot]

Just wanna see Sasha and Bayley beat each other to within an inch of their lives.

Like now.

[KIRA]

This is sounding more and more like a marriage falling apart

[Dark One]

SWITCHBLADE BAYLEY

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/ZLDG00I.gif

[owenbrown]

BAYLEY TURN HEEL!!!!

[ClockShot]

Who's the chick in all black in that segment?

[Savio]

rip her hair out!

[KIRA]

Oh man Sasha is the obvious route they're not going to give us the bayley we deserve are they

[owenbrown]

who is Braun gonna murder this week?

[Savio]

First decent promo from Baley I heard.

[owenbrown]

so all that is gonna be left of Sheamus in the ring is his mohawk?

[Jordan]

I hope we find out his partner tonight.

[KIRA]

How long till the WWE adds giant flesh-colored Open Hands to Bruans merchandise

[Dark One]

I hope we find out his partner tonight.

Ellsworth or Alexa or we riot.

[Dark One]

How long till the WWE adds giant flesh-colored Open Hands to Bruans merchandise

Braun HulkHands would be a million dollars in revenue easy.

[KIRA]

I want strowman to win the tag belts and then defend them like a singles championship

[owenbrown]

Vacant gets a tag team title shot :D

[Black Widow]

Reminded me of Zack/Slater fight from Saved by The Bell

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Cole saying Shut up.

[KIRA]

Braun is going to narrow Sheamus spine even more probably to the point of non-existence

[KIRA]

It's Asuka pleeeasee.

[Dark One]

Getting the crowd to chant "Get these hands" is easily a more impressive accomplishment than bodyslamming Andre the Giant.

Give Braun all the belts.

[Jordan]

I got a feeling they will just have it be Big Show.

[slik]

I want KANE to be DBry's Partner and HULK HOGAN to be Braun's partner

[slik]

Or have Alexa come be his partner after she loses to Asuka

[Jordan]

I want KANE to be DBry's Partner and HULK HOGAN to be Braun's partner

That would be awesome.

[Jordan]

Sheamus is fucking huge, not that he's bigger that Braun but damn Sheamus is a big dude.

[Jordan]

I want to see Sheamus vs Ishii

[Jordan]

Well I guess we will find out next week. Okay time to get addressed by Ronda Rousey.

[Emperor Smeat]

Strowman has no reason to need a tag partner considering he just beat the tag champs by himself.

Strowman could just find some random stage hand or ref backstage to be his tag partner and he'd still be the favorite to win the tag titles.

[KIRA]

Guys I insulted Bret Hart's promo ability as being boring that was before Ronda Rousey if I'd known about her well.....I'm sorry

[KIRA]

I want to see Sheamus vs Ishii

If there's any way they could let peace later leave Rhino and team up with Bruan

[Ruien]

As much as it sucks the Bar will be jobbers basically at Mania at least going against Braun gets them on the main card. Probably means the Usos will be on the pre show again.

[Savio]

Sadly Bret is better than half of the roster.

[Ruien]

Sheamus and Cesaro, especially Sheamus, should be so much more than in the tag team division too.

[KIRA]

As much as it sucks the Bar will be jobbers basically at Mania at least going against Braun gets them on the main card. Probably means the Usos will be on the pre show again.
Have they ever been on a Mania pre-show since their whole gripe is not being on Mania at all I wonder if the pre-show counts as not Mania

[Jordan]

I would love to bone her.

[Jordan]

That red eye shadow is weird but still, would so bone her.

[KIRA]

I'd argue that Kelly Kelly was more ready than Ronda is

[Evil Vito]

Mandy Rose!!!!!!

*whips out penis*

[Jordan]

Lets see some work!

[Jordan]

Mandy Rose!!!!!!

*whips out penis*

LOL

[KIRA]

She's blinking like some of that eye makeup got into her eye

[Jordan]

Man this would be a really good program Paige and Ronda.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is that eyeliner under Ronda's eyes or her eyes got messed up recently?

If its eyeliner, probably should have picked a different color.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is Paige not old enough to remember Eric Bischoff as RAW G.M.?

[Jordan]

Damn Paige can promo

[Jordan]

Is that eyeliner under Ronda's eyes or her eyes got messed up recently?

If its eyeliner, probably should have picked a different color.

Eye shadow, and yeah it's Piper red.

[KIRA]

Does Paige know she looks like a goddamn vampire

[Jordan]

That would've worked better if Sonya would've been in the right spot.

[KIRA]

Here comes the day that WWE no longer needs Sonya DeVille

[Jordan]

Ronda looks like a fucking killer I love it.

[Dark One]

Does Paige know she looks like a goddamn vampire

That's kind of her whole thing.

[Jordan]

Oh man she's gonna hurt Steph lol I can't wait to see that match.

[Jordan]

Roman and Brock have incredible chemistry.

[Emperor Smeat]

Feeling confident his might be the first time in years a Triple H match at Mania won't be a long drawn out affair considering WWE's building up Ronda to be a one hit machine.

Like Ronda's lack of wrestling experience is going to show if she has to wrestle too much and the crowd is going to turn on the match if Triple H and Angle hog up all the time.

[DAMN iNATOR]

No DQ?

FUCK - We're getting interference from 'Taker, aren't we?

[Dark One]

Feeling confident his might be the first time in years a Triple H match at Mania won't be a long drawn out affair considering WWE's building up Ronda to be a one hit machine.

Like Ronda's lack of wrestling experience is going to show if she has to wrestle too much and the crowd is going to turn on the match if Triple H and Angle hog up all the time.

I mean...

How often has WWE shown they're actually aware of the corner they've booked themselves into?

[Jordan]

Wrestlemania would be good to see an evolution and maturation of Reigns. And specifically what I mean is for him to debut some killer submission hold that he could use as a finisher. I think it would be cool if he did a triangle arm bar.

[Dark One]

Wrestlemania would be good to see an evolution and maturation of Reigns. And specifically what I mean is for him to debut some killer submission hold that he could use as a finisher. I think it would be cool if he did a triangle arm bar.

In the spirit of John Cena's lazy STF, he will do a lazy half crab.

[KIRA]

Roman and Brock have incredible chemistry.

Braun and Roman have really great chemistry

[DAMN iNATOR]

I mean...

How often has WWE shown they're actually aware of the corner they've booked themselves into?

Could be great if Trips gets the creative control over the match instead of Vince.

Kind of a big "if", but still.

[Jordan]

I think you guys are too worried about Ronda. The things that she lacks are made up for by her ninja like assassin moves displayed tonight. She can wrestle like Taz for a year before it gets old and she's required to have WWE style main event matches.

[Ruien]

Rhonda didn't seem that bad on the mic. Why does everyone gripe at her being boring?

[Evil Vito]

Is Paige not old enough to remember Eric Bischoff as RAW G.M.?

She would've been 9 when he first became Raw GM

This, in turn, makes me feel really old

[KIRA]

Could be great if Trips gets the creative control over the match instead of Vince.

Kind of a big "if", but still.

As long as he can remember that the point is not to put himself over

[slik]

Ronda seems hesitant to chain wrestle tbh

[slik]

But she gets better on the mic each week

[Jordan]

Rhonda didn't seem that bad on the mic. Why does everyone gripe at her being boring?

Haters gonna hate.

[Dark One]

Rhonda didn't seem that bad on the mic. Why does everyone gripe at her being boring?

That was by far her best performance on the mic. Her first one or two were very meandering and awkwardly humble. She was probably legit overwhelmed by emotion, but she was pretty rough.

Tonight was a real good sign.

[KIRA]

Rhonda didn't seem that bad on the mic. Why does everyone gripe at her being boring?

She's made some huge jumps since that first one

[Black Widow]

This Raw sucks so here's Trish

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab5e8f8a9eda73f6e6cdb287125e3a47/tumblr_p63a8trpEV1s24yedo1_500.gif

[Jordan]

Ronda seems hesitant to chain wrestle tbh

I know what you mean, almost like she freezes up in the transition from parry to suplex/whatever hold she's gonna use. But I also think she's posing for publicity photos in those moments as well so I cut some slack. I'm expecting to see her transitions to be almost like an over exaggerated martial arts exhibition followed by super intense quick grappling holds, judo throws and suplexes.

[KIRA]

Man the good Brothers left Japan with so much respect it's weird

[KIRA]

This Raw sucks so here's Trish

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab5e8f8a9eda73f6e6cdb287125e3a47/tumblr_p63a8trpEV1s24yedo1_500.gif

I would say you've seen one blond you seen them all and it's impossible to tell them apart but Trish Stratus was awesome so pass

[KIRA]

I'm so glad they're using the boot of Doom

[Jordan]

WWE has got to get Bo and Axle out of this spot and give them a chance to do something. When Bo spoke earlier I was like "Oh man that voice"... he's got one of those memorable voices that remind me of Jake Roberts or Rick Rude, hell even like his brother Bray. He was so good in NXt I just don't get the deal with Bo. And Joe going way back to early NXT was on fire there and has literally done nothing good in WWE. I don't get it. There are these flashes of IT but then the gimmick over comes and it's bullshit. He's a guy who should leave and try to work in NJPW or the big indies because he is a territory guy he's not a sports entertainer.

[Dark One]

GOOD BROTHERS RACKING UP THE WINS

[Ruien]

Okay, I am done for the night. Enjoyed every segment and match I saw. Raw was spot on. Hope Bliss is Brauns partner so bad. Will be okay with some random scrub being his partner too. Figure it wrong be bliss because the WWE wont have some man do a thing physical to her to get the win and the only way Braun is losing in the tag team realm is if his partner gets pinned.

[KIRA]

That was the Undertaker just arriving to the building

[Jordan]

Elias in a babyface shirt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ronda seems hesitant to chain wrestle tbh
Wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't know how to do it well yet considering she's only really started training for wrestling a few months ago.

Before that seems she was only using the PC as a personal gym and maybe learning some very basic skills.

[slik]

I like Elias's shirt

[Ruien]

Also, 3 hours of wrestling is still to much.

LAST POINT IS COACH IS AMAZING AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS BACK.

[Emperor Smeat]

GOOD BROTHERS RACKING UP THE WINS

Teaming up with Balor was the best thing to happen to them in the WWE.

[Dark One]

LAST POINT IS COACH IS AMAZING AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS BACK.

You're dead to me.

[Jordan]

Also, 3 hours of wrestling is still to much.

LAST POINT IS COACH IS AMAZING AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS BACK.

Agreed on both. Hoping that Raw goes to Fox so that they cut it to 2 hours. It would save it for me. I'm only watching the full show because its WM season.

[KIRA]

You're dead to me.

Really because he has been really good Michael Cole has been trying to treat him like Booker T and Coach just isn't having it and it's great he's very quick and he's got some really funny lines

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/AFjLyN6.gif

[Jordan]

I wonder if Elias will do something with Kid Rock at WM, instead of THE Rock.

[Dark One]

Elias's iTunes album is going to sell more copies than Cena's CD.

[KIRA]

Elias stole Bray Wyatts shirts

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd's booing but Elias is right about Lebron bailing on the Cavs after this season is over.

[KIRA]

I wonder if Elias will do something / throw Kid Rock from the stage at WM, instead of THE Rock.

That would bring tears of joy to my eyes it's a shame that there wwe does not recognize that theyve got an artist right there on the roster and yet they want to use Kid Rock it's like going from Bach to One Direction

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias stole Bray Wyatts shirts

Not like Bray needs them anyone. Probably still floating around somewhere in the Lake of Reincarnation.

[Jordan]

RHYNO

[KIRA]

I'm just sitting back enjoying these Tunes

[Dark One]

Not like Bray needs them anyone. Probably still floating around somewhere in the Lake of Reincarnation.

Currently tweeting from the void:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Everything is gray<br><br>I feel you fading <br><br>I failed you<br><br>You failed me<br><br>Don't leave me<br><br>Not in this place</p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@WWEBrayWyatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/977655006647209984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 24, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Jordan]

Smoothie King Center, yuck what a shitty name for a venue.

[Dark One]

Guys

Guys

Breaking news...



I don't like Rhyno's chances.

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias needs to beat up Corey Graves for the besmirching being done to his musical skills.

[Jordan]

Elias looks like a 30 year old WCW 99 era Randy Savage minues the WCW main event pay grade HGH.

[Savio]

I wish the announce team wouldn't bicker so much.

[Jordan]

I like Elias, but he strikes me as someone who didn't grow up as a wrestling fan. I don't know if that is factual at all just my hunch.

[Dark One]

I wish the announce team wouldn't bicker so much.

At least with DRUNK UNCLE BOOKER it was entertaining when they did because it was batshit absurd.

[Jordan]

I liked Booker T but I also like Coach.

[Dark One]

I like Elias, but he strikes me as someone who didn't grow up as a wrestling fan. I don't know if that is factual at all just my hunch.

He did like 5-10 years on the indies. I missed the E&C and Stone Cold podcast episodes with him on it, but I'd be surprised if he wasn't a fan growing up given his time in the indies.

[Droford]

Also, 3 hours of wrestling is still to much.

LAST POINT IS COACH IS AMAZING AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS BACK.

I watched 4 and almost a half last night no problem

[slik]

No DQ?

FUCK - We're getting interference from 'Taker, aren't we?

Why is this a bad thing DAMN mAN?

[slik]

WWF commercial airing during WWE.
Also, stop killing snow leopards please.

[Dark One]

WWF commercial airing during WWE.
Also, stop killing snow leopards please.

Where were they when Battle Kat died?

[Jordan]

He did like 5-10 years on the indies. I missed the E&C and Stone Cold podcast episodes with him on it, but I'd be surprised if he wasn't a fan growing up given his time in the indies.

Well I'll track it down and give it a listen. The thing is he's not very dynamic in his offense. He doesn't really sell that he's in a fight.

[Savio]

UnderTaker should return and wrestle in the ATG Battle Royal

[KIRA]

Where were they when Battle Kat died?

They recognize that some animals need to die they have their time

[Dark One]

Well I'll track it down and give it a listen. The thing is he's not very dynamic in his offense. He doesn't really sell that he's in a fight.

They don't all have to be Seth Rollins--even if they look 95% like him.

[Jordan]

Undertaker needs to show his punk ass up to Raw and accept Cena's offer. He's a legend and he's supposed to be held to a higher standard. When an obvious legacy challenger has appeared you'd better show your ass to the ring and answer the call.