Raw Thread - 4/2/18 - Wrestlemania go-home show, Rousey/Angle v. HHH/Steph confrontation, Rollins v. Balor

[Anybody Thrilla]

I know it's a little early, but it's Wrestlemania Week, and I'm just happy to be here. This show should be great, in theory. Whose watching? What are your expectations?

[Ruien]

I am in love with Royce.

Will be watching via illegal stream. Excited for Braun.

[Shisen Kopf]

Seeing as this thread was made way too early, I'm gonna dedicate this raw rassle thread to the eternal memory of Paul Bearer RIP

http://i.imgur.com/BIZsWAa.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've seen show threads not even start until the show already has, so why not take an hour to speculate about the Wrestlemania go-home show?

[Shisen Kopf]

It's all good. Just hope its not a crappy show

[Ruien]

I don't know who I want Brauns partner to be. I would love it to be Bliss but Elais should be involved more than the stupid battle royal match. He has such star potential it isn't funny.

100% dont want it to be Joe though. Anyone but Joe.

[Shisen Kopf]

Maybe it'll be Just Joe?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Any predictions? I think Rollins will win since Finn won their last match. I also think Cena will have a fire ass promo. Does Undertaker show up? He'd almost have to, right?

College basketball's national championship is tonight too, so they'll have some stiff competition.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't know who I want Brauns partner to be. I would love it to be Bliss but Elais should be involved more than the stupid battle royal match. He has such star potential it isn't funny.

100% dont want it to be Joe though. Anyone but Joe.

I really, really, really would love it to be Elias. Not even sure how Joe could make sense. If anything, he can win the ATGBR.

[Shisen Kopf]

Taker won't show up until the WM. Gonna be watching the basketball too bc if Nova wins then I win my work bracket. Fuck Michigan!

[Jordan]

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[Jordan]

I'm expecting Big Show to team with Braun and I won't be disappointed. I like Big Show and he's been a way for a while now so maybe he will do something different or have a different theme or something.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He definitely won't have a different theme. Maybe different tights.

[Ruien]

Any predictions? I think Rollins will win since Finn won their last match. I also think Cena will have a fire ass promo. Does Undertaker show up? He'd almost have to, right?

College basketball's national championship is tonight too, so they'll have some stiff competition.

I really, really, really would love it to be Elias. Not even sure how Joe could make sense. If anything, he can win the ATGBR.

Ya, give Joe the ATGBR. Makes sense.

Taker will not show up but will accept the challenge tonight via video. Maybe a fire on stage saying RIP or some crap. Will be unique.

Braun is going to kill someone and I can't wait. Hopefully Braun goes in the ring and says anyone willing to fight him tonight will be his partner. Elias comes out and gets his shit stomped in but becomes Brauns partner.

[Jordan]

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[Ruien]

That is by far the best way to introduce Brauns partner. Instead of the hey it's so and so yey go team!

[Jordan]

If Undertaker show's up I wouldn't mind seeing some fisticuffs, gotta fire this up baby! Whoo1 Rasslemania!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ya, give Joe the ATGBR. Makes sense.

Taker will not show up but will accept the challenge tonight via video. Maybe a fire on stage saying RIP or some crap. Will be unique.

Braun is going to kill someone and I can't wait. Hopefully Braun goes in the ring and says anyone willing to fight him tonight will be his partner. Elias comes out and gets his shit stomped in but becomes Brauns partner.

Ohhhhh, that would be awesome with Elias/Braun. I thought Braun was acting like he already knew who his partner was last week, though? He told The Bar he'd tell them his partner if Sheamus beat him. They'll probably have the same deal tonight, only in a match with Cesaro.

[Ruien]

Ohhhhh, that would be awesome with Elias/Braun. I thought Braun was acting like he already knew who his partner was last week, though? He told The Bar he'd tell them his partner if Sheamus beat him. They'll probably have the same deal tonight, only in a match with Cesaro.

Crap, ya you are right. Maybe they will forget? Probably not. But it would align with Brauns character.

[Jordan]

Ohhhhh, that would be awesome with Elias/Braun. I thought Braun was acting like he already knew who his partner was last week, though? He told The Bar he'd tell them his partner if Sheamus beat him. They'll probably have the same deal tonight, only in a match with Cesaro.

I think Cole said "Well this give him another week to find a partner" on commentary at the end of that segment last week.

[A.J.K]

If Undertaker show's up I wouldn't mind seeing some fisticuffs, gotta fire this up baby! Whoo1 Rasslemania!

Biker Taker vs Rapper Cena ONLY.

but seriously Cena posted an american badass shirt on his instagram.

[Jordan]

lmao guys you have all got to check out John Cena's instagram it's hilarious.

[slik]

Biker KANE vs Mordor CENA

ONLY

[Jordan]

His obsession with posting the Stone Cold pics is making me lol, and his love for vintage Undertaker pics.

[Jordan]

Wow his insta is dope. Totes followed.

[Shisen Kopf]

Biker Taker vs Rapper Cena ONLY.

but seriously Cena posted an american badass shirt on his instagram.

Texas Red vs Prototype ONLY

[ClockShot]

Okay Vince.

How you gonna get all of fans sitting on the fence to subscribe to the network or buy the PPV?

Better have some good material planned tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Jordan]

Okay Vince.

How you gonna get all of fans sitting on the fence to subscribe to the network or buy the PPV?

Better have some good material planned tonight.




Dude the card is staccccccckkkkkeeedddddddd

[Anybody Thrilla]

Steak and sriracha flatbread pizza and antipasta salad JUST showed up. Right on time. This Raw has to be great now.

[A.J.K]

Dude the card is staccccccckkkkkeeedddddddd

it looks really good on paper for a change, hope it delivers.

[A.J.K]

Texas Red vs Prototype ONLY

Or The Punisher vs Juan Cena.

[ClockShot]

Dude the card is staccccccckkkkkeeedddddddd

Sure is.

Problem is we know how half of 'em are gonna end.

[Droford]

Main event debate

[Anybody Thrilla]

Steph looks dressed for a scuffle. I wonder if she cuts Ronda's balls off here.

[Dark One]

Sup.

[ClockShot]

A face-to-face.

With tables, comfy chairs, and Coach as the moderator.

I wonder how this is going to end?

[Evil Vito]

Steph looking fine as fuck

[Dark One]

Steph looks dressed for a scuffle. I wonder if she cuts Ronda's balls off here.

Stupid question.

If there are balls to be cut off, Steph will cut them off.

[ClockShot]

I figure like 20 points at the wrestlemania sign minimum tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sup.

:wave:

[Shisen Kopf]

Hopefully there is no fighting here. Just a civilized conversation

[Savio]

Awesome, raw starts off with a Triple H promo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Stupid question.

If there are balls to be cut off, Steph will cut them off.

...are there balls to cut off?

[Dark One]

Kurt should def bring up how Stephanie was in love with him for a few months back in like 2001. Let's make this shit awkwarder.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda's theme is not fitting.

[A.J.K]

...are there balls to cut off?

Angle has at least one left.

[Dark One]

...are there balls to cut off?

Based on pictures, no, but I feel like Steph will even cut off metaphorical lady balls.

[A.J.K]

Ronda's theme is not fitting.

it was her UFC walkout music.

[Anybody Thrilla]

it was her UFC walkout music.

That's great, but it still seems odd to me.

[Savio]

HHHs head looks weird

[KIRA]

Here we go with the couple everybody couldn't wait to see first thing on the screen people

[slik]

Ronda very over

[KIRA]

Under the light Triple H's head looks like he's got a bald cap on

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would like to have Ronda escort me to the ice cream social.

[ClockShot]

You ain't doing a good job moderating, Coach.

[Dark One]

Some of y'all didn't want the HHH/Steph video package in the middle of the show last week.

This is what you get instead. YOU DID THIS.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Under the light Triple H's head looks like he's got a bald cap on

Maybe he's the opposite of Kane and he still has long hair underneath.

[Dark One]

That said, HHH/Steph getting nuclear heat. Crowd super into this.

[KIRA]

I love Kurt Angle but he looks like he's just thinking about his next fix

[Dark One]

You ain't doing a good job moderating, Coach.

Coach isn't very good at his jobs

[Savio]

lol at fan

"No she hasn't!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who asks that question in all caps?

[ClockShot]

Authority?

Uh oh.

[Droford]

Somebody ask Ronda about Losing in ufc

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if this mixed tag match is just 15+ minutes of Triple H vs Angle and then Ronda ends it with a move or two against Steph.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh dip

[A.J.K]

"Ronda Rowdy"

[Dark One]

Who asks that question in all caps?

This guy

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i4GJJhqx71Y/maxresdefault.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice Ronda

[ClockShot]

Someone ask who's gonna be Braun's tag team partner.

[slik]

ohhhhhhhh

[KIRA]

Coach asking the hard questions

[Evil Vito]

Lol Ronda couldn't even finish such a simple line

[ClockShot]

Photo-op?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Coach is doing just fine.

[Jordan]

I love the energy, it's RAW just like Vince loves it. RAW DOG on USA

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lol Ronda couldn't even finish such a simple line

She didn't have to. People knew where she was going.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sort of messed up insult by Steph considering Ronda considered suicide and had serious depression issues when she lost in UFC.

[ClockShot]

Coach getting out of the combat zone.

Smart.

[KIRA]

That was a good one bye Rhonda it was really good

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahaha

Dunno why, but that was hilarious to me?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Steph busting out a chokeslam against Ronda.

[Dark One]

...are there balls to cut off?

Based on pictures, no, but I feel like Steph will even cut off metaphorical lady balls.

Told you.

[Savio]

lol at Kurt always getting beat up.

[ClockShot]

30 seconds?

Time them.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Coach, I've got a question...

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY AT WWE WRESTLEMANIA PAY PER VIEW?

@misterfoodang

[Jordan]

Dayummmm table bump! Good angle! Stupid fucking questions though.

Triple H's beard is a glorious replacement for his hair.

[KIRA]

I just noticed Steph got her evil b**** pants on for this

[KIRA]

Out of anything and everything Stephanie could have pulled out of the Arsenal I expected the chokeslam never

[Dark One]

Triple H's theme will now play through the remaining 3 hours.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is there even a Raw video opening anymore?

[Jordan]

Bailey's hair looks nice tonight.

[slik]

Good opening segment

[Dark One]

SWITCHBLADE BAYLEY

[KIRA]

Triple H's theme will now play through the remaining 3 hours.

There was a time when I fully expected the raw set to be remodeled into a giant Triple H head that just spits water out every 5 minutes with his entrance lighting always on

[Dark One]

Is there even a Raw video opening anymore?

Yeah.

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[Jordan]

Did anyone mention how stupid Ronda looked selling that table spot? That was a good lesson on why it's best to just act like you got KOed instead of having to writhe in pain for 5 minutes.

[A.J.K]

There was a time when I fully expected the raw set to be remodeled into a giant Triple H head that just spits water out every 5 minutes with his entrance lighting always on

James Steele approves.

[KIRA]

Did anyone mention how stupid Ronda looked selling that table spot? That was a good lesson on why it's best to just act like you got KOed instead of having to writhe in pain for 5 minutes.

She looks like she was having trouble passing a kidney stone

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah.

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Starring Brock Lesnar

[Jordan]

Thrilla I just have to get this off my chest. Its antipasto not antipasta.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That trophy is a fucking toy.

[Jordan]

That trophy looks like shit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thrilla I just have to get this off my chest. Its antipasto not antipasta.

Nah, it's a new recipe.

[KIRA]

You know when Kid Rock gets to New Orleans I do hope somebody treats him right and by that I mean poisons his drink

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match is sloppy as fuck.

[KIRA]

That trophy is a fucking toy.

That's what I was saying last week it's like they just really stop trying

[Dark One]

That trophy is a fucking toy.

I didn't see it because I was looking at Persona 5 art prints. Is it still a uterus?

[Jordan]

I wonder if he's gonna do bawitdaba.

[Jordan]

I didn't see it because I was looking at Persona 5 art prints. Is it still a uterus?

Yes that too.

[KIRA]

Week by week I can see the corruption in Bailey spreading I love it

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't see it because I was looking at Persona 5 art prints. Is it still a uterus?

Yeah, with ribbons.

[Dark One]

Yes that too.

Yeah, with ribbons.

So a debutante uterus. Got it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if he's gonna do bawitdaba.

I hope he does his verse off of ICP's Carnival of Carnage where he said the n-word.

[Jordan]

I've already planed to make an American classic for Wrestlemania Sunday, tacos.

[Shisen Kopf]

Wonder if Annie from Popeyes will beat at Rasslemania?

[KIRA]

The trophy supposed to be visually appealing something you want to go for this just makes me want to intentionally lose so I don't have to be embarrassed walking around with that thing

[Emperor Smeat]

Did anyone mention how stupid Ronda looked selling that table spot? That was a good lesson on why it's best to just act like you got KOed instead of having to writhe in pain for 5 minutes.

Based on her poor reputation as an actress and lack of wrestling training, that's the best your going to get for a long while.

[KIRA]

I hope he does his verse off of ICP's Carnival of Carnage where he said the n-word.

And if he does I hope somebody Nails him in the eye with a D battery

[Anybody Thrilla]

Part two of this match seems to be going better.

[A.J.K]

I've already planed to make an American classic for Wrestlemania Sunday, tacos.

Ordering Buffalo Chicken pizza with Extra onions, extra cheese and cheesy Breadsticks.

[Emperor Smeat]

That trophy is a fucking toy.

Outside of it looking like a uterus, think the original design was going to be a mini-Moolah statue going by the Andre trophy design.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've decided I'm an Absolution fan.

[Evil Vito]

She didn't have to. People knew where she was going.

That's true. But the delivery was still awkward as hell because it looked like she was intending on completing the line. If she had purposefully stopped when she did it would've been like "ohhhhhh shit!"

It's one of those little things she'll hopefully start picking up on after Mania season. She'll presumably have a few months off screen before the SummerSlam build and maybe can get some promo classes at the Performance Center.

[KIRA]

Yes Bailey yes good good Let the hate flow through you

[Anybody Thrilla]

Outside of it looking like a uterus, think the original design was going to be a mini-Moolah statue going by the Andre trophy design.

Ah, so I guess they had to whip something together fast.

[Evil Vito]

I would pay good money to eat off of Mandy Rose.

Or to simply eat her out. Dealer's choice.

[Jordan]

Is she saving Bailey?!?

[Dark One]

If Bayley had come out in a trenchcoat and carried a switchblade, this never would have happened.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's true. But the delivery was still awkward as hell because it looked like she was intending on completing the line. If she had purposefully stopped when she did it would've been like "ohhhhhh shit!"

It's one of those little things she'll hopefully start picking up on after Mania season. She'll presumably have a few months off screen before the SummerSlam build and maybe can get some promo classes at the Performance Center.

While you're here, would you have accepted Coach as a Raw GM in your game?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I thought WM was starting about 4:30?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has Lesnar ever NOT been dressed for a fight?

[KIRA]

Why why why are they letting Sasha be the heel let Bailey do it

[A.J.K]

Why why why are they letting Sasha be the heel let Bailey do it

WWE's "safe bet" for Bailey not being one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why why why are they letting Sasha be the heel let Bailey do it

Because Bayley being one doesn't make any sense. Sasha is a natural heel.

[Emperor Smeat]

If Bayley had come out in a trenchcoat and carried a switchblade, this never would have happened.

Got to wait till after she snaps for real.

Tonight was only just a mini-tease of her Knife Pervert persona.

[KIRA]

Because Bayley being one doesn't make any sense. Sasha is a natural heel.
You all just can't see it you fools.

[Black Widow]

Askua is so Boring!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

WHAT?!

WRESTLEMANIA IS THIS SUNDAY!?

[ClockShot]

Sounds like the hot chick on NFL on CBS doing the voice for this.

[Black Widow]

WHAT?!

WRESTLEMANIA IS THIS SUNDAY!?
Nope! It's in September

[KIRA]

LOL at coach trying to take a shot at Atlanta

[Dark One]

Still absolutely stunned they didn't job Asuka to like Sonya Deville on her first night on the main roster.

[KIRA]

Tri-State of the bunch of times that Triple H's our favorite wrestler I'm pretty sure he loves that so she's always going to have a place in his heart he won't let anything bad happen to her.

[Black Widow]

LOL at coach trying to take a shot at Atlanta
Atlanta is cesspool that deserves every insult!

[KIRA]

They got a video package ready for Ronda Rousey weigh before they gave one to Asuka the freaking Rumble winner

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Atlanta is cesspool that deserves every insult!

cause it has alot of "blacks"?

[Emperor Smeat]

Funny thing about Asuka's undefeated streak is you can actually watch the one match where she lost on the Network. Happened a couple months after she arrived in NXT.

It wasn't a singles match but then again, WWE has been promoting her as never losing any sort of match since she arrived.

She has a couple other losses but only for NXT house shows.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why do the Christley's have a black daughter?

[KIRA]

Atlanta is cesspool that deserves every insult!

Who hurt you in Atlanta?:(

[Savio]

Sort of messed up insult by Steph considering Ronda considered suicide and had serious depression issues when she lost in UFC.

I'm sure they cleared it before the actual promo.

[Dark One]

Does AAA know he's missing a Chrisley promo?

[Jordan]

They should get Todd Chrisley on WM.

[Dark One]

They should get Todd Chrisley on WM.

He's going to be Braun's partner.

[Black Widow]

cause it has alot of "blacks"?Yeah.

basically everything south and west of Ga Tech.

[KIRA]

They should get Todd Chrisley on WM.

He can't be in one spot for too long got to stay ahead of the law

[Jordan]

Balor looks so stoned lately.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz, you're a heel, buddy. Chill on that baby talk.

[Black Widow]

Who hurt you in Atlanta?:(3 thugs with nothing going for them in life.

[Jordan]

He's going to be Braun's partner.

Omg that would be amazing.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Jordan]

Damn these guys can work well together.

[Jordan]

Can we just call the fucking match for fucks sake.

[KIRA]

Finn Balor has a creepy smile

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why do the Christley's have a black daughter?

He's a granddad.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm sure they cleared it before the actual promo.
Based on Ronda's reaction, probably was the case.

Still felt a bit messed up to bring that up about her past although it was great for heel heat.

[owenbrown]

They should get Todd Chrisley on WM.

only if he pays his taxes first

[KIRA]

3 thugs with nothing going for them in life.

So you met a couple of assholes and that forms your entire View wow :nono:

[Evil Vito]

While you're here, would you have accepted Coach as a Raw GM in your game?

Yes, someone answered him. Had to look it up but he did carry an Interim GM title so I rolled with it.

[Black Widow]

So you need a couple of assholes and that forms your entire View wow :nono:

Well let's see..my best friend got raped by 5 of them,cousin got shot by one 10yrs ago and is in wheelchair.

That's nothing shocking smallest part of the population but commit over half the crimes.

[A.J.K]

Miz's commentary sounds more Face instead of heel.

[KIRA]

Whoever the cameraman is for Finn Balor they love his crotch area

[KIRA]

Well let's see..my best friend got raped by 5 of them,cousin got shot by one 10yrs ago and is in wheelchair.

That's nothing shocking smallest part of the population but commit over half the crimes. that's not everyone it's not even close. alright I'm going back to wrestling

[A.J.K]

Whoever the cameraman is for Finn Balor they love his crotch area

Can't really blame them. :naughty:

[slik]

commercial in the match...weird

[Emperor Smeat]

Get the reason why they are doing it but feels weird RAW is suddenly promoting Smackdown a lot tonight considering the brand split aspect. Makes it feel like there is no Smackdown episode for this week.

[Dark One]

Miz, you're a heel, buddy. Chill on that baby talk.

Don't worry.

Anybody that keeps talking about their baby long enough becomes uber heel. Just give it another 10-15 minutes and wait until he starts shoving baby photos into the camera.

[A.J.K]

Get the reason why they are doing it but feels weird RAW is suddenly promoting Smackdown a lot tonight considering the brand split aspect. Makes it feel like there is no Smackdown episode for this week.

Usually smackdown is an Mania Axess thing with two undercard matches.

[Black Widow]

that's not everyone it's not even close. alright I'm going back to wrestling
Doesn't matter still a not a stat to be proud of.

[Emperor Smeat]

All Balor needs is a pair of black gloves and he'd complete the Ken Shamrock look.

[KIRA]

Doesn't matter still a not a stat to be proud of.
I've heard that before it's misleading.

[Dark One]

"Coach was gone for ten years and he's still no good."

:lol:

[Jordan]

Is that Bryan Alvarez in the doritos commercial?

[rez]

Doesn't matter still a not a stat to be proud of.

Nakamura is some slant eye guy you don't like and I seem to recall something about Jinder. Not surprised you hate black people too.

[KIRA]

Miss gets to just sit and watch them beat the piss out of each other before Sunday good deal

[Emperor Smeat]

If I was either guy in this match, I'd do my best to lose it considering the curse of winning on a go-home episode.

Only reason Miz's is ecstatic is because his winning chances improve from 33% to 50% for his Mania match.

[KIRA]

Doesn't matter still a not a stat to be proud of.

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/10/23/white-supremacists-favorite-myths-about-black-crime-rates-take-another-hit-bjs-study

So am I to take it that you've been screwed over by everyone who's not white cuz your racism seems pretty all-encompassing

[Anybody Thrilla]

They're getting after it tonight.

[Jordan]

Wowwww that was a sick counter with the knees by Balor.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhh nice

[Dark One]

Nice callback with the barricade bomb.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins-Balor match was really great.

[KIRA]

Holy s*** this should have main evented the show

[Jordan]

This is a WM quality match right here.

[Jordan]

OMG what a GREAT finish!

[Dark One]

Coach: "Let us conveniently forget Mojo Rawley."

[Anybody Thrilla]

So ATGBR and Cruiserweight match on the Kickoff? That's it?

[Dark One]

THE KING OF 205 LIVE YOU SAY?

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[Jordan]

Wow both Battle Royals on the pre-show.

[Emperor Smeat]

So ATGBR and Cruiserweight match on the Kickoff? That's it?

Probably one more considering Taker-Cena still hasn't been confirmed yet and last year's pre-show had 3 matches.

[KIRA]

Coach: "Let us conveniently forget Mojo Rawley."

This is exactly why I love coach right now

[Dark One]

Probably one more considering Taker-Cena still hasn't been confirmed yet and last year's pre-show had 3 matches.

Bold choice of them to put Taker / Cena on the pre-show, but gotta get them eyes.

[rez]

Go Michigan

[KIRA]

Oh I forgot we still got to get through Cena bitching about not being on the Wrestlemania card

[Anybody Thrilla]

THE KING OF 205 LIVE YOU SAY?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0b6b5b6688cf9776c6af33fecff92cfe/tenor.gif?itemid=9594615

I miss him so bad.

I hope Neville shows up and kicks the shit out of whoever wins at Mania.

[Dark One]

Closing segment spoiler

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[Dark One]

I miss him so bad.

I hope Neville shows up and kicks the shit out of whoever wins at Mania.

Going to be the hottest re-free agent in the crowd at a TakeOver

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[KIRA]

How many times has this guy been in the main event of WrestleMania also I can't remember a rumble where he wasn't one of the last people in

[Emperor Smeat]

Bold choice of them to put Taker / Cena on the pre-show, but gotta get them eyes.

Cena going around backstage trying to find Taker and goading him into an impromptu fight does sound a bit interesting.

Like Taker makes another excuse of its not dark enough yet to do his 15 minute entrance while Cena snaps at the thought of actually having to buy a ticket to see Mania and they just start brawling towards the ring.

[Savio]

I really hated that they had Shane sitting next to Vince in that segment.

[KIRA]

They need to cut to the you deserve a chants when Roman was being carded out

[Anybody Thrilla]

Going to be the hottest re-free agent in the crowd at a TakeOver

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Was that Katie Linnendoll behind him? She's so hot.

[Emperor Smeat]

I miss him so bad.

I hope Neville shows up and kicks the shit out of whoever wins at Mania.

Based on recent rumors, Neville does want to come back soon especially after WWE didn't bluff at all about freezing his contract.

[KIRA]

Cena going around backstage trying to find Taker and goading him into an impromptu fight does sound a bit interesting.

Like Taker makes another excuse of its not dark enough yet to do his 15 minute entrance while Cena snaps at the thought of actually having to buy a ticket to see Mania and they just start brawling towards the ring.

It not being dark enough yet is a legit excuse a few manias ago he had his entrance in broad daylight it was God awful

[Dark One]

Based on recent rumors, Neville does want to come back soon especially after WWE didn't bluff at all about freezing his contract.

KING OF DA CROOSERWEIGHTS give-no-fucks Neville vs. heart and soul never-say-die Mustafa Ali is a license to print money.

[KIRA]

KING OF DA CROOSERWEIGHTS give-no-fucks Neville vs. heart and soul never-say-die Mustafa Ali is a license to print money.

I miss evil Neville so much when 205 live was still sucking he was the best thing on there

[owenbrown]

Vacant not getting enough credit

[Dark One]

Ellsworth or bust.

[Emperor Smeat]

Please be just some random guy who was hanging out backstage and not an actual wrestler.

[Evil Vito]

Big Show

[Droford]

Oh god

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Evil Vito]

LOL

[rez]

hahhahahahahahahaha

[Droford]

Brains stroman

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Brains Strowman

[rez]

BRAINZ STROWMAN

[Dark One]

THIS IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

[owenbrown]

:rofl:

[Jordan]

LOLOLOL

[Dark One]

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[Savio]

I also think Brains Strowman is funny.

[Jordan]

Dang I wanted to know!

[Droford]

I'd watch a goldust doc

[Dark One]

Brainz Strowman for WWE Champion

[KIRA]

Braun is going to eat the bar

[rez]

FUCK YES

[rez]

Woken Goldust

[A.J.K]

Matt Hardy vs Goldust?

is this 2003?

[KIRA]

The WWE has actually taken matts gimmick and made it look ridiculous just let that sink in

[Jordan]

Humongous Number 8

[Jordan]

Matt Hardy vs Goldust?

is this 2003?

I'll take a little throwback. I love Goldust especially.

[A.J.K]

Braun is going to eat the bar

With Mustard and Onions.

[rez]

all hardy matches need to be at the compound. he only needs to show up to do some play by play commentary. make up names for moves and delete cole

[A.J.K]

I'll take a little throwback. I love Goldust especially.

They did have a match in 2009 when matt had a cast on his hand.

[Jordan]

Goldust is SO GOOD.

[rez]

does the women's battle have a statue of a lady pimp to go with it?

[rez]

how dare cole disrespect vanguard 1 and senor benjamin

[Dark One]

Can't wait for the 30 minute horror movie starring Michael Cole at the Hardy Compound.

[Jordan]

That was a good little match.